Pen: What's going on? ...A-Abraham Lincoln? Abraham: Pen. Your mind has been transported back in time. And to Mars. Pen: Wh-What?? Abraham:It doesn't matter. What does matter is you need to believe in yourself! (scene cuts back to Pen in Ice Kingdom) Pen:NEVEEEEER!!!
Jake connecting to the internet with his mind. He downloads a little dance, which Pen starts to do.
ALL of Lady Rainicorn's dialogue. She sounds like a screaming pigeon.
Jake and LR meeting for the first time, completely ignoring Pen's fight with the Ice King.
Jake casually defeating the Ice King after the blue doofus reveals the source of his power- he nonchalantly calls the Ice King a "sloppy milkshake" and punches the crown off his head, revealing a little dollop of white hair.
"[If I could do anything] I would pick... AN APPLE." "....Lame."
When Finn starts to express doubts about bringing Tree Trunks along on an adventure, Jake manages to convince him to go with it by waving his arms around and repeatedly saying "It's fine, it's fine..."
Finn: What are you doing, Tree Trunks? Tree Trunks: I'm helping you by tempting this guy with... my body... Finn: It's not a guy, Tree Trunks! It's a snake-armed ruby brain beast! Tree Trunks: Even brain beasts get lonely, Finn! Finn: Jake! You were supposed to watch her! Jake:(covered in Tree Trunks's lipstick) She got past me, man. I tried to stop her, but she over-powered me...
The infamous ending where Tree Trunks explodes after taking a bite of the Crystal Gem Apple, complete with Finn's, Jake's, and the Crystal Guardian's shocked reactions.
"Watch where you're going!"
The Keeper gives a long explanation of the quest for the Enchiridion, and Finn easily solves the first "riddle," without even saying a word until asked how he knew what to do.
And then when Finn accidentally attacks the Keyper in a blind rage:
Keyper: Congratulations, Finn the human. Now you have truly reached the end— Finn: NEVER! [Punches the Keyper] Oh, no. Mr. Keyper, I'm sorry! W-why are you wearing that little Devil costume? Keyper: These are my pajamas. I was getting ready for bed.
After the gnomes destroy old ladies after Finn and Jake rescued them:
Jake: HEY! That kid just saved you guys! You should thank him! Not destroy old ladies! Do you even know what I'm talkin' about? Say thank you! Saaay thaaank yoooouuu. Gnome: KILL IT!! Jake:(Jake dodges their zaps and grabs them)GET BACK IN THERE! (puts gnomes back in boiling puddle)
Hell, the gnomes destroying old ladies for anything Finn did or said.
One of the frozen businessmen gets promoted by Finn for "taking one for the team" (letting Hot Dog Princess, a Dachshund, kiss him instead of Finn). Cue all the other businessmen trying to smooch Hot Dog Princess.
"My Two Favorite People"
Lady Rainicorn's old voice is hysterical, especially with how oddly sexual her dialogue comes off with Finn.
At the end, when Finn and Jake reconcile:
Jake: Let's never be stupid again. Finn: Wait, let's always be stupid, forever!
"Memories of Boom Boom Mountain"
"I'M NAKED! HIHIHIHIHIHIHI!" The Naked Wizard can appear only once and steal the whole show.
(puts a patch of cloud on top his head) "NOT NAKED!"
At the end, after Finn's helped everyone, Jake pipes up.
Jake:I have a problem! Finn: What's that? Jake: This dolphin fell in love with me! (points to the dolphin standing next to him) Finn: That's the opposite of a problem! (cut to the two of them riding the dolphin like a jetski) Finn: ADVENTURE TIME!
"WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" "AAAAAAAA!!"
"Pigs on my knees! Pigs on my knees!"
After Finn explains why he wants to help everyone, Jake whispers to the marauders "He still cries when he poops. Thanks for being cool, guys."
"Yeah, dude, force that enthusiasm!"
"YOUTH CULTURE FOREVER!"
"Dang it, Leonard! If we don't talk at the same time, nobody will understand us!"
Jake's various conversations with his subconscious.
The witch forcing Jake to waltz with his subconscious while apologizing about stealing one of her doughnuts.
With flowers in his underwear. And he has to start over because the witch needed to record the dance (for her newsletter).
The witch getting angry at one of the doughnuts because it's really a bagel and cursing it in the same way she did with Jake.
When Jake gets his powers back, he comes up to thank the Witch, and ends up close enough to snatch her magic cane, making her fall to the ground, and allowing him to snatch another donut and flee with his subconscious.
Witch:But didn't you learn your lesson?! Jake:NOPE!!
Jake: Finn, you did it! You conquered your fear! Finn: What? Jake: You're at the bottom of the ocean!! Finn:(beat) (farts)AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
"Why did it take so long for you guys to show up?" "Because the limo driver's flaw is BEING LATE!" "....Sorry"
"When Wedding Bells Thaw"
How Finn looks when he listens to music.
One scene for some reason had me rolling:
Ice King: Maybe I should go back to stealing girls. It's what I feel comfortable doing, y'know? Being free? With the wind at my back?... Lot's o' girls? Kidnappin' em? Finn: Alright... HERE COMES MY DOUBLE KICK!!!
"Even though the Ice King is a wad... I'm happy for 'im."
Jake: Marriage is the most beautiful thing that could ever happen to a jerk like you. Ice King: Oh, really? Why? Jake: "Why"?! (walks off, talking to himself) Poots, that guy is good! Why... Finn: Jake— Jake: NOT NOW! (to himself) Why, why, why...
Jake: Ugh. I'd better go after him. Jake!Sandwich: No, Jake, stay here. With me. Jake:(deep voice)Oh, my.(makes out with sandwich)
LUNCH TIME! (spork!)
That giant cat trying to pounce on Finn. And constantly missing.
The Imagination Man’s song. Especially when he shakes his “imagination cans.”
"What Have You Done?"
"SHOULD'VE STUCK TO YER DIET!"
"FINN! You have destroyed my faith in canned peanut brittle!"
This. Just... this.
Ice King: I'll show you the true jerks... (removing tarp from mirror) BEHOLD!! (wind blows candlelight out) Finn: Uh... it's too dark. Ice King: BEHOLD!! (accidentally cracks mirror)BEHOLD!!!(mirror shatters) Finn and Jake:(beat)
"These bars can't hold me forever!...hey there's only like two of them!"
Ice King: How 'bout you just hand me my crown? I'll create some ice bars.
Finn: No, Jake! It's a trick.
Ice King: I'm toying with you, ha ha. Psy-cho-logically hahahaha!
"I am no man's bosom."
"I can't beat up the Ice King for nothing. It's against my alignment."
And when the Ice King thinks he killed Finn:
Ice King: What have I done? I killed my only friend!! Jake:But what about m-? Ice King: WHY?! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!
"...Ah, well. Gunter! Dispose of Finn's carcass!"
The scene where Jake examines the Ice King's crown;
Ice King: Oh, this is a total rook!
Jake: Settle down, prisoner! We gotta record your belonging. One magical crown... (To Finn) Probably stolen.
Ice King: I didn't steal that item, I made it! Made it with the magic that I stole! So hand it over, or I'll strike menacing poses at you!
Bubblegum going into happy hysterics after the Ice King's pained howls cure the Candy citizens, causing her to try and flip over the bed while shouting Gratuitous German before fainting. It's just so random!
The dialogue between Spiky Mayor and his wife Sharon after finding the stolen gold. The mayor's overdramatic "Why?!" was gold.
Finn's reassurance of Jake that he's not sleep stealing is equal parts hilarious and creepy.
Jake: What if I'm like, stealing gold in my sleep? Finn: You can't be stealing gold in your sleep. [Eyes widen]I watch you while you sleep. Jake: What? Yo, Finn, that is creepy, man. Finn: I can't help it. I take pictures. Jake: Well, when do you sleep? Finn: Justice never sleeps!
Jake's reaction to Finn playing the former's viola in the beginning of the episode. This turns out to be a Chekhov's Gun when Finn's lousy playing snaps Jake back to his original self.
"It Came from the Nightosphere"
Black Comedy example: "Daddy, Why Did You Eat My Fries" falls victim to Cerebus Syndrome incredibly rapidly, going from the titular goofy premise to Marceline wondering whether her father loves her in less than a minute.
From the end:
Marceline: I've been meaning to ask you: what's with that pocket on your shirt? Finn: Oh, Jake's in here. (looking inside pocket) Sup, Jake? Jake: (farts)
The fact that Gunter the penguin has the most evil soul in all of Ooo.
"Of all of history's greatest monsters, you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered. Offer your soul to me, dark one!" "WENK WENK"
Marceline's Dad: NO! You can't have my soul, I don't even— ...Look, just get in here. (tries to suck his soul and Gunter slaps him)
"Keep your crummy soul!"
"Gunter! Who told you you could fly?
Ice King: No one sucks the life from my penguins but ME! And maybe polar bears, because that's just nature, Gunter...
Finn: It's about time I showed that horse who's the man. Jake: What are you going to do?! Finn: Say that to me one more time. Jake: What are you going to do?! Finn: Do. Doo-doo. I'm going to kick that horse in the bottom! Jake: Oh, my Grod! [Finn kicks the horse, and out of its mouth comes...] Finn and Jake: The Ice King?! Ice King: I should go.
Followed by the Ice King, just packing up his horse disguise, politely saying goodbye, and leaving. He apparently thought he could just walk away after all that. Finn promptly kicks his butt.
Jake: "Did you find out I sleep in the nude? It's none of your business how nude I sleep, Ice King! None of your business!
"Loyalty to the King"
"Did I tell you that I like the opera? But if you don't, I hate it!"
When the Nice King orders Finn and Jake to break it gently to Turtle Princess that he doesn't really like her that much:
Finn: The Nice King isn't really looking for a relationship right now. Jake:Get outta here! (Turtle Princess runs off crying)
Lumpy Space Princess punching herself into a sphere to appease the Nice King.
When Finn glues the Ice King's beard back on and he gets found out:
Jake pretending to be a girl snail, then a guy, and then both.
"Say yessay yessay yessay yes!"
Complete with Finn's horrified reactions throughout.
The pec-flexing during the guy snail part.
"Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?"
After Finn shows Snorlock how to use swords and Jake shows him how to beatbox, Snorlock's attempt at doing both at the same time... is awesome. He beatboxes the most hilarious Bow Chicka Wow Wow beat while hypnotically swinging the swords around, it's hilarious.
Jake randomly shoving ice cream into a toaster for absolutely no reason. Twice.
It's the chipper way Jake's dad delivers this line that really makes it.
And later: "Punch them, Jake! Punch everybody! Why not? Come on! Why not?!"
Jake: But Dad, you said I'd hurt everybody! Spirit!Jake's Dad: Yeah, everybody... Jake: I dunno Dad, that doesn't really help me. Spirit!Jake's Dad: Everybody who is evil, Jake. Let me finish next time, hmm? Yeah? Jake: Oh. Well, I'm over it then!
Finn showing off his truly epic hair for the Tree Witch.
After Finn is caught cutting some of LSP's lumps, LSP thinks he likes her and starts hitting on him, which scares away Finn.
LSP: I knew you liked me, Finn! That's why you're running! Get in touch with your feelings, babe!
Before that, we have this scene where Finn finds her talking in her sleep
LSP: *talking in her sleep* Get away from my camp! I'll cut you! I'm never gonna go back home.....
Finn digs up a grave of Princess Beautiful, hoping to find some hair. He finds the princess is already a skeleton (a live one at that!), but no hair. After Princess Beautiful as a skeleton walks away, Finn reads more of her epitaph and finds that she died of baldness.
"Just give it to me straight, doc... am I gonna have to pay for this?"
"Three Jakes?! That's one too many!" Guess math isn't Finn's strong suit after all.
"The Ice King abducted me while I was distracted by the horrifying beauty of birth."
"Dear diary...and you better write me back this time!"
"I was at the hospital, for it turns out that Gunter was preggers!"
"You know, I thought painting ourselves rainbow colors using condiments and stuff from the fridge so we could pretend to be rainicorns was a good idea when you pitched it to me five minutes ago, but now I'm not so sure, man..."
Finn: More skeletons. We have to be really......really quiet! Jake:(Beat stare, before farting and causing the whole cave to echo his fart and tremor) Skeleton:(the many skeletons look behind them and see Finn and Jake) GET 'EM! (start running towards them) Finn: JAKE! Jake:I thought it would be funny!
Princess Bubblegum: "I will be back on the Morrow. SCREEEE!"
When Jake's memory is restored, Death kisses him on the lips:
Death: Kiss of Death, baby. You've got your memory back. Jake: Aw, man! I wished I didn't.
The montage of Finn and Jake taking care of PB's flower, with them seemingly not noticing that it's slowly dying. The montage ends with them tucking it to sleep, and it's only after then that Finn goes "Oh man, we totally killed it!"
From the beginning:
Finn: Oh man, these guys are afraid of their own shadows! Jake: We could rule them like gods!...Angrygods...
The montage of Finn showing Susan Strong around the land of Ooo, and her initially freaking out over everything.
Finn shoving “sidewalk brittle” in Susan’s mouth.
Princess Bubblegum: They shall see how terrifying the candy people can be... HA-BLOO-BLOO-BLOO... Hee-hee! Jake:(quietly, to Finn) They're doomed.
"Well....you killed her."
Finn: Quick, show me your scary face!
Gumdrop Lass: Oh, uh...(bends down and turns on flashlight)RAWR.
After Finn says the conductor is too obvious a suspect because he's "weird and creepy", the conductor randomly rides in on a skateboard and says this:
The part where Jake calls Marceline. It cuts to a split-screen conversation between him and Marceline, until Marceline crawls out of the blankets next to Jake, still in split-screen, and scares him. Finn's response is simply:
When Finn decides he doesn't like the film being shown at couples' movie night: "Marceline, would you do me the honor of getting us the plop out of here?"
"Belly of the Beast"
Finn and Jake doing a corny blues song during karaoke:
After Finn, Jake, and two hot dog knights enter the center of a labyrinth, they are each given one wish.
Finn:(to hot dog knights) So you guys should wish for your buddies back, right? Knight #1:I wish for a box!(gets cardboard box) Sweeeet! Knight #2: I wish to blow up! I mean, get big. (explodes) Finn: Wow... You guys are really stupid. Knight #1: What do you mean?
Finn: Okay. I have a plan. We'll do what the fight king says and defeat his ghosts to earn our freedom. ...You're gonna follow my plan, right? Jake:Mm-hmm.But hey! If you replace me with a dummy, I could stay down here and dig for lava, then I'd forge a molten hula-hoop! Finn: ...That's an entirely different plan... than my plan...
Finn and Jake have a Let's Meet the Meat moment when they eat food from someone called Meat Man. It doesn't bother Jake at first, but that night he has nightmares about eating him. Finally comes the punchline later in the episode:
Jake: (wide awake, staring out with a cup of coffee) Hey, Finn... you awake yet? Finn:(Yawns) I'm tryin'... Jake: ....I had a dream about Meat Man... Finn: Yeah? Jake: ....I think I'm gonna stop eating Meat Man.
His attempts to convince Scorcher to leave Finn and Jake alone, from bribing Scorcher with "night-vision X-ray goggles, for when you have the ladies over!" to trying to convince him to take out one of his "least favorite princesses" instead.
Scorcher curb-stomping Blastronaut, who turns out to be a naked goblin in a mechanical suit.
"BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, FREAKIN' BUTT! "
"You're grounded!" "I know, but shush!" (beat, cut to Jake slurping coffee)
Jake: (sarcastically) "Good job, the Ice King!"
"WAAAAIT! You don't have to do this anymore! I killed them already! They're dead!" *starts slapping frozen Finn and Jake* "Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, DEAD! Yup, they're dead."
"This castle is... in... Unacceptabllleee... Conditiiiiiiooon!!! UNACCEPTABLLLLEEE!!!" - That's Lemongrab's first line. That's the FIRST thing he says, which sets the tone of what his character his like: loud, neurotic, and deranged, even if he doesn't know any better.
The way Lemongrab randomly raises his arms over his head and yells "MMLLUUUUUUUGH!" at Cinnamon Bun in the beginning. It's in these moments that the audience realizes that Lemongrab isn't a jerk- he's a "special" jerk.
After yelling at Princess Bubblegum, Finn jumps up and slaps Lemongrab's hand, reprimanding him like a mom would reprimand her bratty kid. Lemongrab's eyes suddenly widen, and he glares at Finn, shouting "HHHHHOOOOOOOOO?!" Finn cringes with the most priceless "What the hell?" look on his face. Lemongrab purses his lips and keeps glaring at Finn, then he gasps, and pretends like nothing ever happened. A lot of the things LG does without even saying anything are hilarious.
As LG is screaming "TOO YOUNG! TOO YOUNG TO RULE THE KINGDOM!", look carefully at Finn's face. That expression is priceless, too. It's like a combination of a grimace and a cringe. There was no better way to portray Finn's annoyance, confusion, and uncomfortableness.
From the end:
Princess Bubblegum: YO, EARL!! Lemongrab:(from far away) WHAT!!! Princess Bubblegum: HEY... YOU'RE FIRED! YA BUTT! Lemongrab:(from far away)UUUUUAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Most of Lemongrab's dialogue is hilarious.
Lemongrab: Huh? (puts on glasses) (reads quietly to himself)"You... really... smell... like... dog buns..." OoooooOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Especially with his voice—he sounds like an awkward teenager.
Even the most mundane things he says are hilarious, because of the odd enunciation and volume/pitch changes: "Aaaaaie am next in line too thee throne! Sooou... I will be in charge... UNTIL PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM turns... EIGHTEEN AGAIN!"
Lemongrab, after being pranked, tries to comprehend the concept of humor. He tries- really hard- but he fails... miserably. After mumbling to himself for a few seconds, he suddenly bursts into a large grin, and starts laughing an utterly joyless and creepy laugh that makes everyone cringe. When LG's done, he snaps out of it, and sends all of the castle staff to the dungeon for seven years.
The way he whimpers on the floor, curled up in a Troubled Fetal Position, coughing pitifully. A hilarious contrast to the charismatic, screaming loony we previously saw. It's one of those scenes that's so unexpectedly sad that it's impossible not to laugh.
And the unsettlingly awkward way he tries to laugh it off, in the most broken, unnatural laugh, with the most ridiculous, big smile. "Ha ha ha!" *coughs a horrible-sounding cough into his fist and winces in pain* "GOOD ONE! KEEP 'EM COMING! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! Hoo! Ha... Hahahoooow ow! OOOH!"
Lemongrab tells Peppermint Butler that he doesn't know where food comes from. Peppermint Butler begins to explain this, until Lemongrab FREAKS OUT, cuts him off, and says, "ATATATAT- NOOOOO! That is why I am royal, and YOOOU are SERVILE!" Actually, ANY scene involving LG and Pepbut is hilarious. They're such a great comedic duo.
Two words: "Rice cake."
There was an unused scene which takes place just after Lemongrab gets punched and pushed down. (No, it does not make any more sense in context.) Lemongrab takes a rice cake out of his pocket and smiles in a genuinely gleeful manner... then starts licking the rice cake all over with an overly-long, snake-like tongue. He says: "Jealous of my rice cake, little ghost pranksters?", then makes a face that's as close to Trollface as Lemongrab could make, and continues licking his beloved rice cake. As he's doing so, and giggling to himself, Finn and Princess Bubblegum look at each other. "I don't think that worked out too well, either," PB says to Finn.
The entire "spicy" sequence. Finn and PB drip spicy serum down into Lemongrab's food. They miss, and it lands in Peppermint Butler's eye. When he's done screaming, more spice is dripped down, and it lands in the mashed carrots. Lemongrab grabs a fistful of food, and eats it- only for his face to turn bright red, and he projectile-vomits it in the butler's face. Lemongrab SCREAMS, and walks out of the window in a blinded daze. Still screaming, he falls down to the ground below. Finn and PB spice the dirt he tries to eat, and he starts screaming again, and runs through the apple orchard to get an apple. Finn, PB, and Pepbut hide in the apple tree to spice the apple, but Pepbut falls into the mouth of Lemongrab, who sucks on him. Then comes the icing on the cake: "ONE MILLION YEEEAAARS!! DUNGEON!!!!!" (cut to everyone in jail)
The Ice King saying that Jake is afraid of real emotion.
"Aww man, he fell asleep with his eyes open."
"DOES THIS DANCE PLEASE YOU, ASTRAL BEAST?! DOES THIS PLEASE YOU?!?!"
The entire Astral plane bit.
Finn: Astral beast come to meeee!!
"Aw, junk! Did I summon butterflies?"
Gunter's random dance at the end after he finally breaks the unfreezing potion.
Ice King: Who's hungie? Jake, you hungie? Jake:(annoyed) I'm hungry. Ice King: Haha, fair enough. Well how about I make us some omelets? Jake: That.... sounds pretty good actually! Ice King: I'm gonna put my foot in it! Jake: >:(
"Friends don't eat each other, Ice King. That's now how friends work."
Finn: Pasta...water...getting...HOTTER! A song about noodles? Marceline and Princess Bubblegum:NO. Finn: Bwam! (they all laugh}
And this leads up to the immortal line:
Jake: Shut yo face. I came back for the MUSIC.
"That guy must do crazy squats."
At the beginning:
Finn: What are you cooking? Jake: It's good, dude! I learned it from Rainicorn. Finn: I'm not eating that. It smells funny. Jake: Duude, this took me like— Finn: Let's go over to Tree Trunks' and get some apple pie! Apple pie! Apple pie!
The fact that Jake's obviously been slaving over it forever, and it actually looks pretty good, but he abandons it quickly enough as soon as Finn starts chanting.
The way that they just left Raggedy Princess in a hole after asking her how she ended up there.
The various references to Jake doing such things as snatching old lady's purses.
This. Just this:
Tree Trunks: Does this mean... I'm innocent? Jake: As innocent as a baby's buttcheek.
Another one, just a few seconds later (are they trying to kill us?):
Tree Trunks: Uh, you boys better stick around, if you want a bite of my apple pie. (pats Banana Guard with trunk) Banana Guard: She slapped my butt. Other Banana Guard:(thumbs up)
When the gang announces their mystery names:
Princess Bubblegum: But according to the invites, we're supposed to use mystery names. Mine is Lady Quietbottom. Lumpy Space Princess: My name is Duchess Gummy-buns! BMO: I'm Professor Pants. Cinnamon Bun: I'm Cinnamon Bun! Lumpy Space Princess:(slaps Cinnamon Bun) What's the name on your invite? Cinnamon Bun: Oh yeah! Uh... it's GuyFarting. Finn: Prince Hotbod at your service. Jake: I'm... Randy Butternubbs.
Also: Cinnamon Bun coming on to LSP when he finds out she’s not dating.
Cinnamon Gun: Now's my chance! LSP: No. Way. Cinnamon Bun: But I can make you happy. LSP: (punches Cinnamon Bun) Puke off, you big donut! Cinnamon Bun: Okay. (walks away)
"I don't have ghost-detecting equipment. I just like taking nice pictures."
When they look for LSP.
LSP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! I'm dying!!!! (toilet flushes, LSP exits bathroom) Whoo! Oh, gross, ugh. My lumping body's all hollow now. I gotta put something in it.
Finn's dramatic accusation of Princess Bubblegum being interrupted by LSP's drama over her break-up with Brad.
Princess Bubblegum: And now I shall present the royal medal for Heroic Bravery! Finn the human! Finn: Yes. Princess Bubblegum:Would you please moveout of the way? (Finn does so, revealing Science the lab-rat.)
Jake declaring that he's only going along with Finn in order to be "Disruptive and obnoxious!"
Susan: Hyoomans! I'll be back! Jake: Fish-people! I'll be...um... a dolphin! (head morphs into a dolphin's shape)
Jake's song is pretty awesome. "Oh, I'm on a boat with a couple o' wackos, shakin' my hips and dipping my fat toe, in the wateeeer..."
"This is a crazy cruise! And Susan's our crazy captain! And I'm a crazy clamshell!"
When they zoom through the Clashing Gates which crush half of the raft, Susan Strong happily says "We still have some boat left!"
"No One Can Hear You"
"Paging Dr. Ice Cream... ice cream for my mooouth!"
Jake is initially convinced that everyone is off planning a surprise party for him, and he and Finn try to act unaware. Badly.
Part 1 concludes with a cliffhanger as the Ice King encases Finn and Jake's treehouse in ice and the camera zooms into Jake's screaming mouth. Part 2 opens with Jake still screaming, and then suddenly breaking into Alouette.
Ice King: Some of you won't survive this! You'l melt, or split in half, or your head will fall off. But that's fine, because you're made of snow. Only one thing matters today: getting into that tree house, getting my tapes back, and beating up Finn and Jake! And maybe Beemo. Yeah, Beemo too! Who's with me? (beat) And why are you guys so quiet? Are you mad? (snaps fingers) Oh, that's right, you're not alive yet!
Even funnier is that the snowmen immediately start attacking Ice King for no apparent reason.
Finn: DUDE! You shape-changed to look like me?! Jake:(beat) Well, yeah!
The dialogue just before that is hilarious as well:
Finn:(whispering) Is she awake? Jake:(also whispering) Why are you talking??! Finn: I'm wondering if she's awake! Jake: Well, if she's awake she can definitely hear you talking! Finn: I'm whispering! Jake:Well now we're both quietly screaming!! Marceline:(matter-of-factly) I can hear BOTH of you... Finn:(still whispering) DISGUISE YOSELF, FOOL!
Not to mention the episode's punchline after Finn and Jake apologize for hiding in Marcy's closet: "Apology accepted. I hide in your house all the time."
The next scene, where the two are Properly Paranoid, features Jake wearing a Modesty Towel in the shower, then putting on a second one when he gets out.
"Hey guys, I had to run out, but I'll be back in a few minutes. I had to run out to buy some ketchup. Is it possible to be allergic to tomatoes? My sleep patterns are always super weird when I eat tomatoes. Do you ever have those lucid dreams? Anyhow, DON'T GO INTO MY HOUSE."
The color codes don't work anymore so just to let you know that bold bit was written in blood.
Jake being bitten and not being able to cry out.
And instead opting to let out a silent scream, with tears in his eyes.
Jake: Wait a minute, say that again. Clarence: MY LIFE IS LIKE A FART!
This hilarious exchange between Jake and Joshua
Jake: But dad, Finn's already figured that out. He's a good kid with a kind heart. Joshua: Remember, Jake, this is a pre-recorded holo-message. I can't hear you if you're talking to me right now. (Moments later...) Jake: But— Joshua:BUTTS ARE FOR POOPING!
The spell used to banish the demon: "Kee Oth Rama Pancake!"
"If I didn't cry when people died, I'd have a cold butt for a heart."
Jake: Alright, dude. Dad told me not to tell you this, but— (An imaginary Joshua appears.) Imaginary Joshua: DON'T TELL 'IM! Jake:(beat)(flatly) You're not real. (turns imaginary Joshua into imaginary Lady Rainicorn)
The YouTube Poop-esque remix Jake makes out of the tapes Joshua left in the dungeon.
Even Finn's last encounter with the Flame Princess, one of the saddest scenes in the entire series, has one very funny moment: The Princess assumes that Finn is a water elemental because, as she tells him: "You cry and cry all the time". Visibly embarrassed, Finn nervously denies this.
Finn and Jake watch Beemo do strange things in their bathroom. At one moment, he pretends to use a toothbrush.
Jake: ...And he's using my toothbrush! Finn: No man, that's my toothbrush. Finn & Jake: *beat* Eugh!
"You've gone crazy-mad with power lust... and I'm lovin' it!"
Cinnamon Bun's, mouth, stomach thing...
"B-But... you didn't even... you didn't even... taste it..."
Penguins giving the Ice King a bath.
Before that the Ice King smells his own odor and assumes it's coming from Gunter. He attempts to remedy the situation... by putting Gunter on an ice floe and sending him out to sea. When Gunter comes back he's understandably pissed.
Even better — Ice King assumes the smell is Gunter farting, before concluding it's his own BO. At the end, after everything's settled, he tucks Gunter under his arm, and not even two seconds later Gunter cuts one.
"Gunter, stop PLAYING THE KEYBOARD!!!"
LSP's song, and how she ultimately wins the talent show.
And then It Gets Better when Finn and Jake finish their ultimate high-five out of nowhere and they win instead.
Finn's underwhelming attempt at mimicking Jake's acrobatic stunts.
The flashback to Finn's overly-long fingernails.
"I'm gonna take a nap while you grow out your fingernails."
"Try to stay calm! Greet your fate with dignity..." Then the two flies start freaking out.
"I guess we're never gonna eat again, because I catch all the food, and your butt is dysfunctional!"
"Love like theirs will always find a way. It'll crawl right up on you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out!"
"Dream of Love"
When Mr. Pig and Tree Trunks's public displays of affection disrupt Bubblegum's concert:
Princess Bubblegum: Cinnamon Bun, do something! Cinnamon Bun: ...Okay. Hey everyone, the concert is over! Princess Bubblegum: That's not what I... Cinnamon Bun:The concert's over, princess!
"You two need to hide your love, or else you'll end up making the whole world throw up!"
Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig try to "hide their love" by making out in random out-of-the-way spots, like under the floorboards in Finn and Jake's closet, or in a baby carriage, or inside a book Turtle Princess was about to read, or even inside a cheese sandwich Finn is in the middle of making.
Finn and Jake realizing that they're next in line... to go into another line.
Finn: How long have you been in this line? Big Demon: How... long? (starts crying) Finn: Oh, butt-traps. Jake, stretch us to the front. A lot of demons, collectively: NO CUTTING!! Big Demon: I WILL KILL YOU WITH ALL MY HOPES AND REGRETS.
Pay close attention to the small idiot demons in the jail as Finn and Jake converse with the guard. Just look at them and what they're doing. Then try not to laugh. They're acting like a bunch of idiot babies, rolling around on the floor, clapping, flailing... Once you notice their antics, it's impossible to watch those scenes without giggling.
"Daddy's Little Monster"
"Let's bury the hatchet! See how I'm not killing you?"
Jake's line "Ow! My hippocampus!" as the explanation for how they lost their memory forced me to pause and just reflect on how hilarious that line was.
The scene where Marceline proceeds to offer "Pain, Pleasure, or Weird Punishment" as the new Lord of Evil.
The part where the guy who berated Finn and Jake for trying to cut was not let back in line:
Demon: Sorry, dude, you got out of line, I— Guy we're talking about:DANG IT!!
What about the scene when Marceline finds out her dad tricked her?
Marceline: Dad, you tricked me? Hunson: *shrugs* Marceline: Dad, that sucks.
Or the moment right before that after he removes the amulet from Finn.
Hunson: I wonder what happened to him? Kids these days, am I right? Jake: Dude. Seriously.
Finn and Jake finding out just what those bananas are.
(Jake beat boxing) "Yeaaaahhh... Uuuuuhnnnn... Political Rap, yo... yo... Demon apathy! Yo zappity! Get ready! Government! Where you went? Yo... Farmer's market! Ride bikes. Get on it. Geodesic domes. Science! You HEARD?!"
"In Your Footsteps"
During the Iris Out to the bear's party, Jake quickly blurting out "I knew it."
When Bubblegum reveals that no one actually mistook the bear for Finn, Jake (who was convinced the bear was trying to steal Finn's identity) is in the background looking nervous and literallyshrinking back.
Crowd: NO MORE HUGS! NO MORE HUGS! NO MORE HUGS! Random person in crowd:WITHOUT CONSENT!
"Can I get a hug?" "JAKE!!!!!"
And, of course, the ending, a rather horrifying Brick Joke when you remember the alpha hug-wolf got hit by one of the flaming globs of evil spewed by the dying Tree of Blight.
"Beemo! STROBE LIGHT MODE!"
"Princess Monster Wife"
"Somebody broke into my house and stole my lumps!"
Jake's nonchalant reaction to LSP assuming the thief is making out with her lumps: "Heh, heh... gross!"
"They're our limp, sleepy children!"
The Ice King's song. The lyrics and atmosphere are heartwarming, but its execution is hilarious. He's singing to a tape recorder playing a cheesy, pop ballad song, and he even has back-up vocals on a different tape recorder.
The Ice King makes his wife a dress using a sewing machine. Then he sews a sock to it. Then he sews an empty pizza box to it. Then he sews his BEARD to it.
All of the Ice King's names for his penguins.
The "normal people" on the Ice King's TV.
PMW giving Turtle Princess's head to LSP.
Muscle Princess kissing her arm.
Peppermint Butler, for no apparent reason, was buried under Finn and Jake's lawn. He popped out to tell them that the princess had a message. It was never explained why Pepbut was buried underground. Finn and Jake were just as confused as us. Perhaps he tunneled there.
The creation of Goliad in the flashback:
Finn: What did you use to create her? Princess Bubblegum: Huh? Oh, you know, the usual Candy Person soup. [Scene switches to Princess Bubblegum dumping various pieces of oversized candy into a vat. Along with Cinnamon Bun who hurriedly gets out of the vat.]
Princess Bubblegum casually revealing that she's acting weird because she hasn't slept for 83 hours.
The candy babies acting... well, like goofy, out of control babies- one of whom is painting the candy mama's face.
The fat candy mama in general- especially her nonchalant reactions to the chaos in the nursery.
Mama: Settle down, everyone!
Jake's randomly shouting at the kids: "I'M DON JUAN CHERRY TEMPO!" And Goliad later tries to repeat all of this word for word, hilariously flubbing it.
The scene where Finn is trying to distract his mind away from PB's plan. He imagines various odd things, such as PB's head turning into a dolphin, PB turning into a bunch of little PBs, then melting, Finn rolling up the grass and smothering PB with it, and several dancing Finn babies.
A more Meta example, or fridge humor. The fact that PB's attempt to create a replacement for Lemongrab backfired in the worst way. Most fans couldn't think of a scenario that was worse than Lemongrab taking the throne. Then Goliad came along... Apparently, Lemongrab is still the rightful heir, which is exactly what PB was trying to avoid by creating Goliad.
"Beyond This Earthly Realm"
When Finn and Jake first find the sheep statue:
Jake: Dude, no! Don't touch that thing! It's probably got some kind of sacred significance. Finn: Yeah... I want it for my sacred bathroom.
The Ice King's "friend song" as he happily jumps up and down on his bed.
After Finn overhears that Ice King tricked him, he just says, "Dude, come on, what?", as if not even surprised. Ice King then explains his plan (it being that he made Finn trap the monsters so Ice King wouldn't see them anymore) and says that since Finn is trapped in the spirit realm, Ice King is the only friend Finn will ever have. Then this exchange takes place.
Finn:(walking away) I'm gonna re-open the hole. Ice King:(immediately after the above line) NO, WAIT, MY PLAN FELL APART!
The Ice King's skeeved-out reactions to the spirit, which call to mind the way a prissy woman would react to bugs.
Some of the spirits, too. They were so dopey. Especially the "wop wop wop" one.
The one spirit who kept vomiting up babies.
The Ice King totally breaking the fourth wall, in the most hilarious way imaginable.
The whole episode was pretty lighthearted, too- especially since we find out that the Ice King's wizard eyes are REAL, and all of the crazy creatures he sees do exist.
"Heeeeeeeeey, Jaaaake! Is Finn hooooooome?" Cue Jake turning away with a deadpan "Euw..."
LSP wearing a Squeezy Mart shopping bag and caked-on lipstick (which was actually the juice from a fruit pie!)
LSP half-conscious and drooling on the couch.
"Heeeeeeeey, Girl!" "HEEEEEEEEEEY, GIIIIIIIIIRL!"
The title card. Sexy, busty LSP reclining on a couch.
Turtle Princess's voice. Steve Little has fine-tuned her voice to the funniest, lowest, crackiest voice imaginable.
"THESE LUMPS ARE NOT FOR SALE, BILLY!" Cue LSP throwing a fruit pie at a vulture in a tree. Turtle Princess later goes out on a date with the vulture.
LSP stripping off her bag-dress and swinging it around like a stripper.
While going on an adventure, LSP struggles to lift... two small rocks, as Jake (who has shapeshifted into a box with legs) is carrying the rest.
LSP accuses a swarm of ants of trying to get her lumps.
After Finn and LSP exchange a genuinely sweet, heartwarming few words about inner beauty, Jake yells at LSP and tells her to stop wearing garbage. LSP blissfully floats out of the window, ignoring him.
While on an adventure, LSP gets a call from Turtle Princess, who tells LSP that she thinks the vulture is cute, and she wants to ask him out.
LSP trying to be sexy for Finn, who totally ignores her.
Finn and Jake taking pity on LSP and letting her work as their "Adventure Secretary."
"LSP, you're wearing garbage for clothes!!" Because someone had to say it.
A rogue cookie is hell-bent on taking Princess Bubblegum's crown, and he starts taking hostages. Princess Bubblegum offers him "a really big cowboy hat" instead, which he promptly refuses.
Finn's battle-cry. "ALVIN'S HOT JUICEBOX ALVIN'S HOT JUICEBOX!"
Jake's fake back-story for himself about being a milkman who wants to be a mailman.
The Poo-Brain horse disguise, complete with protruding tongue and dilated pupils, is back in all its majestic glory! Made even funnier due to the fact that you can tell it's a trap: there's a prominent yellow ring around its middle with an arm holding a spear sticking out, making it obvious that a Banana Guard is in the suit.
Baby-Snaps's reaction to his hilariously failed attempt at suicide.
For bonus points, the scene where Baby-Snaps actually falls to his "death" was depicted in a very poignant way, so seeing him mangled and shattered, but still alive and conscious makes for extreme Mood Whiplash.
Some of the mildly unsettling posters on the walls of the Candy Kingdom mental hospital, messily written by the patients, apparently: "You'r (sic) special," "Don't Run," and "Stay Calm."
The fact that the tiny little chocolate chip on Baby-Snaps's forehead is wearing an equally tiny little straightjacket!
Also doubles as a HUGE Heartwarming Moment and Awesome Moment of Crowning, appropriately: when Jake places the crown of the Grass Kingdom upon Baby-Snaps's head, he has the biggest, most gleeful, irrepressible grin on his face.
The way bloated Jake!Magic Man flies off as he sings this.
Finn upon seeing Magic Man's house:
Finn: How long have you had this house? Magic Man: Yes, that is true!
"Euw... What am I STEPPING in?!" "That's where I blow my nose all day!"
When Finn asks Magic Man about the picture of Margles, he starts singing and sounds like a complete lunatic.
Magic Man: Meeemories, drift in and out of my mind, and the little people get left behiiiind, SO WHAAATEVEERRR!!!
All of those drawings by Grod, which portrayed the hideous torture of the Martians in crude, clearly child-like drawings.
Every time Abraham Lincoln speaks. Strongly helped by the fact that Pen Ward alternates between Chewing the Scenery and just outright shouting his lines.
When Finn and Jake fly back to Earth screaming, Finn crashes through Magic Man's roof, and lands by giving Magic Man a really hard punch in the head, leaving him unconscious, lying on the floor.
The manticorn's bizarre speech at the end.
Tiny Manticore: I am the true coward; hiding from sincere expressions like a vampire in the nude who hides from the light. Thank you, brave hero. I was freed from bottle-jail, but my new prison is shame. MY NEW PRISON IS SHAME! Finn: What's he saying? Jake: [Who stretched his ear to hear] He said "My new prison is shame".
Jake's "Bacon Pancakes" song.
Princess Bubblegum lets herself into Finn and Jake's house to collect taxes.
Jake's Dream Sequence when he falls asleep during Princess Bubblegum's lecture
Jake: Where am I?
(the camera pans over to show a tiny giraffe, a tiny snowman and a tiny version of Tree Trunks)
Tiny Snowman: Jake, you're president now!
Jake: Oh my gosh!
(Jake proceeds to sway back and forth while the tiny snowman, giraffe and Tree Trunks all clap.)
Jake's reaction to The Reveal and Princess Bubblegum's demand to be taken to Finn and Flame Princess. First, he calmly turns off the oven. Second, he stretches his arms and grabs Bubblegum. Then, he inflates his head, and smashes it into the wall of the kitchen, which he carries Bubblegum through.
The final scene.
Bubblegum:(after watching Finn and Flame Princess walk hand in hand) Oh Finn...
Jake describing the "Tiers of love" to Finn (half of which make absolutely no sense outside of Jake's relationship with Lady Rainicorn.) He then flips out when Finn asks what tier 15 is.
Finn: What about tier 15? Jake: YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT!!
Jake tells PB that Finn has a girlfriend:
Princess Bubblegum:(gossipy) Ooh, a lady-friend! Do tell! Jake: Uh, I shouldn't say. It's his business. Princess Bubblegum: Aw, come on. You can tell me. Jake: That's his personal business. Ya gotta respect the man's P-biz. Princess Bubblegum: Okay, you're right. I'll respect it. Jake:FLAME PRINCESS. HE'S HANGIN' OUT WITH FLAME PRINCESS!
Jake randomly applying women's makeup to his face. Including a swirl of lipstick on his face.
Watching Beemo pretend to be a gritty detective is hilarious and adorable at the same time.
Beemo "interrogating" a remote control.
"I feel like I got hit with... a Dracula... by King Kong."
"Our chicken's name is Lorraine?"
Phil randomly pops out of Peppermint Butler's back and shouts "SATORI!" in a high-pitched voice while throwing a spoon at Finn's head.
When Finn and Jake are reunited in the dream:
Finn: I was just in some other part of the dream with Princess Bubblegum and Flame Princess. Jake: Make-out dreams? Nice.
When the Ice King finds Finn and Jake:
Ice King: Fionna, Cake, I need your help! Finn: What? Jake: What did you say?
Lady Rainicorn's voice, and the scene where she's helping Jake tape that present.
Many parts of the episode were just so bizarre; it was no surprise when Pen said that the episode was inspired by YouTube Poops.
The snowing LSPs.
The Ice King running around in circles.
PB having coffee with The Lich.
Finn's dream sword turning into a shark? Horrifying. Finn screaming like a little girl at the sight and causing the wall behind him to crack like it's glass? Hilarious.
Jake's reaction to Rainicorn reveals to him that she's pregnant. He has a ridiculous mixture of shock, horror, and bafflement on his face as he gasps out the final line of the episode in a strangled voice:
Jake: I'm puppies!?
Before the girls enter the cave, Lady Rainicorn gives a long set of dialogue in Korean, to which Princess Bubblegum simply replies "Hmm, I suppose that's true".
Although it becomes a lot less funny when you learn what she's talking about: a recurring nightmare where zombies attack her family. Knowing Adventure Time, this was deliberate.
Ice King taking Ricardio escaping, and his broken bones and suchrather well.
Ice King: It hurt, oh boy. How 'bout a hug? Please? I need it...
Princess Bubblegum attempting to be civil towards the Ice King, who's extremely happy about his maraca heart up to the point of being obnoxious, and, fed up, she just shouts: "ICE KING, PLEASE LEAVE!"
Finn's frantic warning when he wakes up:
Finn: Princess, Ricardio's back, and he's peacocking hardcore!"
"You Made Me!"
The fact that Princess Bubblegum asked for three candy people to volunteer to live with Lemongrab, and they responded by assembling an ANGRY MOB!
All those noises Lemongrab makes. There's no way to spell them. He just opens his mouth to say meaningless, stuttering syllables.
Lemongrab's self-revelation, and Starchie's response:
Princess Bubblegum: *bursts into the room, turns on lights* Lemongrab!
Earl of Lemongrab: *winces* GNAAAAA!
Princess Bubblegum: Why are you stalking my peeps?!
Earl of Lemongrab: I AM WITHIN MY RIGHTS!
Princess Bubblegum: Yeah, but what are you doing?! *Lemongrab glares at her and hunches over* You're freakin' me out!
Earl of Lemongrab: AAAAAAI AM THE EARL...
Princess Bubblegum: Yeah?
Earl of Lemongrab: ...the urrrl... OF NOTHING!!! *shoves head into window backwards* Uuhh...
Princess Bubblegum: WAIT! What do you mean, "nothing?"
Earl of Lemongrab: *head still in window, points at PB* CASTLE LEMONGRAB HAS NO CITIZENS!!! YOOOU HAVE EXCESS CANDIES!!! YOU MUST DONATE!!! DONAAAAAATE!!!
Starchie: In your dreams, you freak!
The calm way in which PB tries to deal with the situation.
When Lemongrab says "The earl of nothing," it sounds more like "The urrrrrrrl..." And when he says that, the pitch of his voice lowers about two octaves. He didn't even sound like LG.
The promo art. It shows the Pup Gang pelting a basketball at a poor, squished-looking Jake, who looks completely startled and is farting.
The Banana Guards didn't tell Princess Bubblegum about Lemongrab spying on people because they found Lemongrab's intrusions to be funny and entertaining. They watched it on their monitors for TWO WEEKS before Finn and Jake tattled.
Princess Bubblegum tries to get Lemongrab to be more empathetic towards candy people. She hands Crunchy to Lemongrab. He pokes him... then starts slapping him, then randomly bolts up with a shout of "PUT YOU IN MY OVEN! IT'S GROOOSS!!".
Crunchy is either a full grown Candy Person or a baby with the voice of a gruff old man. It's hard to tell which one makes the scene funnier.
When Lemongrab meets his new friend Lemongrab (another Lemongrab), he greets him by poking him in the face. Lemongrab 2 doesn't mind at all, and starts poking Lemongrab in the face. This scene lasts for a while, until they both stop and smile. And they exchange Eskimo kisses.
At one point, Lemongrab screams. Lemon Camel is lying near by. Lemongrab jumps on the poor resting creature's back, and Lemon Camel's expression is one of pure terror, and it runs off into the distance with Lemongrab on its back.
After Lemongrab has a nervous breakdown, he runs through the castle ground screaming, and... starts ripping off his clothes.
Rather than go live with Lemongrab, Mr. Cupcake BREAKS HIS OWN ARM.
This exchange as Princess Bubblegum catches Lemongrab spying on a sleeping Starchy:
Princess Bubblegum: Hey!
Lemongrab: *nonchalantly* Huh?
Princess Bubblegum: What happened to your new citizens?!
Lemongrab: *still nonchalant* They didn't understand my lemon styles. I like this way better.
A note on the above example. Even funnier is that closed captioning reveals that Lemongrab doesn't say "Lemon Styles." He says "Lemon Stylez". How Gangsta of you, Lemongrab!
Lemongrab IS gangsta. The dialogue is actually written as "lemon stylez" and "candy stylez" in the original storyboards.
An otherwise serious moment is interrupted by another Lemongrab walking into the room, naked, and asking: "Hello? Am I in the right room?" Lemongrab squints and says: "NNNUH?! WHO'S THIS RIGAMAROLL?!"
There's a bit of a Accidental Innuendo in the schedule listing when this episode gets paired up with "The Hard Easy".
Some non-Lemongrab related (well, not directly): when Princess Bubblegum remembers the Pup Gang at Castle Lemongrab, Finn and Jake decide to finish things off accordingly. Jake then assumes a large form with spikes, an axe for a tail, and two flails handing from his sides. When Princess Bubblegum tells them that she has to try to reason with Lemongrab, Finn immediately agrees and Jake adopts a flowery mane and fluffy tail, telling Princess Bubblegum to hope on. PB proceeds to jump into Jake's mouth, is swallowed whole, and emerges from a hole Jake makes right behind Finn. And she looks exactly the same.
When Finn and Jake confront the Banana Guards about what they're hiding, Finn and Jake answer in perfect unison, and so do the Guards:
Finn and Jake: Show us now! Banana Guards: Show you what? Finn and Jake: What you said. Banana Guards: We didn't say nothing. Finn and Jake: It's too late for takebacks. We practically know everything already. Now show us.
Negotiations with the Pup Gang:
Toughy: We came out of hiding, cause all y'all is scared of a lemon man. And we ain't afraid! So we gots demands! Princess Bubblegum: And what is that? Jamaica: One: total amnesty for past crimes committed by the Pup Gang. Princess Bubblegum: Hmm... granted. Jake: Yo wait, they threw a basketball at my head one time! You gonna let that slide? Jamaica: We only did that cause your old. Jake: You sax, I'll rip your cups! Princess Bubblegum: Jake, please! What is your second demand? Toughy: We want the big cash money wad! Enough to provide for our delinquent mothers, so that hopefully they will show us the love we always dreamed about in our sad, young lives. Jake: Hmm.
The Pup Gang deserve an honorable mention here. Three tiny, chubby kids, voiced by actual young children, who act tough and speak in something similar to Ebonics. Blombo, in particular, is hilarious, with his squishy, fat cheeks and his dance moves.
During Lemongrab's exchange with the Pup Gang, look at Blombo. He's dancing the whole time.
The fact that Chocoberry is still fast asleep even as Princess Bubblegum and the earl are SCREAMING at each other, right next to her. Chocoberry must be a VERY heavy sleeper!
"Who Would Win"
The Train being beaten by the Farm.
The Train: My legs are backwards! [The Farm kicks the Train onto the shore, and he farts.] Finn: Did you just die? Train: No. The Train will chug on. My friend makes bionic legs. I'll be better than before. Finn: [Gasp] I want bionic legs! Who's your friend? Train: Yeah, right. It's secret... don't follow me. [Train pulls himself away]
Finn's use of Deadly Dodging, which leads to Jake slapping his own butt in an effort to get at Finn.
When Finn hides in a hollow log, Jake dramatically stretches his head in to get at him, making a creepy face as dramatic music plays... then Finn turns around and punches Jake as the music cuts off anticlimactically:
Finn gets stuck in a knothole, and Jake takes the opportunity to stretch his body extra-long and sprout dozens of legs just so he can repeatedly kick Finn in the face.
The end of the fight, where a severely-beaten Finn and Jake do cheap butlargely ineffectual attacks like Finn throwing mud in Jake's eyes and Jake pulling Finn's pants down.
Finn and Jake's shared dream where they meet the Dream Warrior who proceeds to talk about random nonsense. He's actually telling them the cheap moves they need to beat the Farm.
When Finn and Jake prepare to face the Farm a second time:
Jake: Put your pants on. Finn: (in a comically deep voice) O-kay.
Two flame people pointing to each other with one hand and shouting "U" and the other two flame people pointing with two hands to each other shouting either "W" or "Double U".
Finn does another time when shouting random words confuse people like in "Princess Cookie", only this time it's this gem:
After Finn and Jake return Flame Princess's candles to her and lit them with her hair as she sleeps, Flame King appears from the candle and whispers "Evil" to her. When Flame Princess wakes up, she screams and then Flame King screams and disappears.
Flame King: Eeeevilevilevilevilevilevil
Finn and the Flame King discussing the alignment of the flame people, Flame Princess in particular, using D&D terminology.
The leader of the mud scamps is pretty amusing, with his tendency towards malapropism and going on tangents.
Chieftan: Alright, let's cut the cheese. Mud Scamp: "Cut to the chase."
A pair of mud scamps are seen preparing for the possibility of having to move to the city... by standing around in fedoras.
After getting lost, Jake raises his head above the trees to find where they are. Unfortunately, there is mist surrounding the trees. Then he gets struck by lightning.
When Finn and Jake decide to build a fire, they try various methods of friction to get it started. Jake attempts to light a stick on fire by spinning it between his hands, but somehow ends up stabbing himself in the face. In pain, he rises above the trees and gets struck by lightning again.
Really, all their attempts at making fire are hilarious.
Finn:(Writes "FIRE" on the ground with a stick) ...I dunno.
Also, the part where the Ice King is leaving to get a new wishing eye. He tells Gunther to try not to break anything while he's out, and seconds later, Gunther is smashing the contents of the Ice King's refrigerator on the floor.
The secret entrance to Wizard City.
Ice King: Wizards rule. (Fake cliff disappears)
Ice King (unsuccessfully) flirting with Huntress Wizard.
Ice King: I was just steppin' to ya, girl, with my intellectual wizard politics!
The anticlimactic ending where Ice King shows up and takes back his magic wishing eye from Gunther, scolding her like the penguin who nearly took over the Land of Ooo with an army of shape-shifting clones was a mischievous child.
"Your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick."
Even Ice King is surprised when Marceline says he can stay.
Finn & Jake: Wha?! Ice King: Yeah, wha?
Finn and Jake awkwardly leaving after Marceline agrees to let the Ice King hang out.
Ice King getting himself helplessly tangled in his Amp cord.
And then he says he sort of likes it. "Kind of freak-ay."
Before it turns into a Tear Jerker, Ice King's princess song is something to behold.
Ice King climbing on top of Marceline's refrigerator after his Freak Out is funny, in a sad sort of way. Five seconds after meekly promising to stay out of her way, he's deliberately rustling his beard over her head.
Ice King: Whatcha got, an apple?
The newspaper clipping◊ from before the war is full of these, tragic as it may be. If it's not the bored, unprofessional writing in the article, it's the fact that Ice King started to write "working on my personality" before changing it to "pecs".
But that could be him misspelling "PECS" as "PEKS".
Billy: What the heck are you guys doing in my crack?! It's three o'clock in the morning!
The fact that it was The Lich makes it even funnier.
When Finn and Jake are collecting the gems from the crowns of various Ooo royalty.
Finn takes off the Ice King's crown and puts it back after taking the jewels out. But of course, he can't resist the opportunity to scribble Angry Eyebrowson the Ice King's face and, not only that, write "I SUCK HAMBURGERS" on his beard.
They are unsure of whether the star on Lumpy Space Princess' head is one of the ones they need. So Finn pulls on it, and what turns out to be a long, star-shaped block slowly slides out of her, accompanied by lots of gross, squishy noises.
Jake: Are you sure that's a gem?
Finn: I think so... (slowly pulls it out) So deep...
And then when the gems are arranged within the Enchiridion, it turns out they didn't even need LSP's star.
"Say you wish for a back rub. Who's gonna give it to you? An old man? A bear? And where does this masseuse come from? Do I just zap some guy from his family dinner? Leave some kid traumatized? 'Mom, where did dad go?' 'I don't know, son, he just disappeared from the table. ...Sorry.' "
Marceline's death should be a Tear Jerker, but her last words are hilarious: "I warned you...ya butt!"
Five More Short Graybles
Finn and Jake treating a book of nursery rhymes like a Tome of Eldritch Lore, followed by them spending the rest of the episode sticking their thumbs into stuff.
Tree Trunks accidentally bumps into a statue that has a single fist raised, back-of-hand to observers, and runs off to report the perceived offense to the police. It later turns out Shelby (the worm that lives in Jake's viola) was reading while relaxing on the statue's fist, and called down to Tree Trunks from a vertical position in the middle of the fist.
Tree Trunks trying to get together an angry mob... consisting of Cinnamon Bun and two gum-drop girls. Armed with pantyhose and stockings full of balled-up newspaper.
When the mob tries to confront the statue, Cinnamon Bun puts on the pantyhose and dances instead of using it to fight.
Later, Cuber mocks the viewers for potentially guessing incorrectly that the theme of these graybles was the five fingers, lampshading that the characters in these stories have Four-Fingered Hands.
Something tells me the writer paired a few of these for a sort of Ascended Fanon, as if some parts of the fanbase were shipping these pairs.
Finn's general detachment from reality in favor of manipulating the little people, reminiscent of a The Sims addict, or an avid user of tumblr.
Jake: (waving his hand in front of Finn's face) Hello, Earth to Finn! Are you okay?
Finn: (staring at the little people on the table) ... YES.
Finn breaks up little Jake and Lady; with little Finn eventually taking little Jake's place. Actual Jake's reaction:
Jake: AAAAAAAGGHH!! *pounds on table*WHAT THE BALL, MAN?!
Jake still trying to get Finn to stop reading Jay T. Doggzone's books.
Jake: You stay up all night readin' trash books? I'm tellin' ya, those dating books... that stuff is mess you up.
Jake The Dad
When Jake refuses to read any more of "Baby-Eating Fox and the Babies" to his kids, T.V. pouts and throws a rubber duck at him, knocking Jake's hat off. Jake then uses his shape-shifting powers to grow his head into the shape of a hat, smiling serenely as he does.
The Foxes deciding to eat babies after reading "Baby-Eating Fox and the Babies."
The look the butterfly gives Jake when he tells his kids it might have "too much germs".
(Jake's Mom and a young Jake are on a city street, in front of a cobra)
Jake's Mom: Stay back Jakey, my manual says it's too dangerous.
Jake: Mom, your manual's a bunch of junk. look what I can do!
(Little Jake turns his arm into a larger, muscley arm and punches out the snake, then starts giggling.)
Jake's Mom: Oh... dear... glob...
Jake apologizing to his kids after realizing he was being over-protective.
Jake: I'm super-proud, y'all, and I'm duper-sorry too. I've been trying to make you know about safety without actually learning about safety the way I did, by not listening my mom when that snake jumped out of the policeman's boombox.
Jake repeating this to Lady seconds later.
Finn and Beemo at the end of the episode. Beemo's dancing on Finn holding two pieces of bread while Finn has Beemo's controller in his mouth.
Jake tearily stating how much he loves his little babies...and then using Jake Jr. to dab the tears away.
Lady Rainicorn's reaction on seeing Jake being pulled her away by some foxes, she tells her kids to "give Daddy a hand" in a somewhat nonchalant manner as if she wasn't worried.
The sheer randomness of the names Jake gives his kids. Charlie, Jake Jr. (who is female), T.V., Viola, and Kim Kil Whan.
The Banana Guards making police siren noises and doing Airplane Arms as they arrive to break up a fight between two of Finn's fans.
Finn, in disguise as Davey Johnson, rubbing his stomach to adjust his voice.
Not just rubbing his stomach — he was manipulating the computer he swallowed that lets him autotune his voice when he sings. The Brick Joke's, they just keep coming...
Finn (as Davey), goes to work for a shopowner who inexplicably looks like Davey himself, sweeping brooms with a broom.
Finn talking to his false mustache.
The mustache talking back after Finn ditches his Davey identity and attaches the mustache to a candy horse's butt.
BMO crying when Finn shaved his hair off, and saying that his Davey disguise (a balding, mustachioed man) looked "like the devil."
When Finn first emerges from the house as Davey, the fanatic crowd disperses, one of them muttering that they thought it was Finn... because he's wearing Finn's exact clothes.
"Hold tight your buns, if buns you do hold dear!"
During this part, the Ice King is giving the earl the most priceless "What the hell is your problem, you psycho?!" expression. Let's go over that again: even the ICE KING thinks Lemongrab is a total freak!
As LG yells the aforementioned line, he's turning his head around like Pinocchio to read the words on the wall behind him. Cue everyone giving him funny looks.
Shelby's charismatic recitation of the words inscribed on the wall of the dungeon.
Lemongrab, clearly angry and pointy-toothed, asks the Ice King how he tastes.
This moment gets a Call Back when Ice King says that Shelby was supposed to be the bait.
Ice King: Shelby! Who should have been the bait for the fish! Shelby: Yeah, but, no thanks.
And later in the episode when Ice King reveals that the Magi's flames can bring anything to life.
Shelby: Uh... you should have told us. I would have FREAKING BROUGHT SOMETHING.
Despite having no arms.
And when Ice King tries to cheer him up by saying he's gonna throw in his Fionna & Cake fanfiction instead, Shelby just gives a pissed off expression. For a bonus: cue Lemongrab saying Ice King is useless now and must be destroyed.
Tree Trunks cutting her way out of the fish's belly with a knife. Hardcore.
The Lemongrabs bickering like a married couple about the name of one of their kids.
Everything about Seed-Wad.
The surreal image of the Lemongrabs calmly and patiently sitting in chairs, minus the upper halfs of their skulls, with their brains exposed, as the princess erases the candy life formula from their memories with an actual pencil eraser.
Plop-Top's little scream, and everything about him. He's so cute and funny-looking.
Even as they're literally starving to death and completely emaciated, the LGs somehow have the energy to continue screaming at the top of their lungs.
The letter at the beginning, which literally reads "Mmmmn, Princess Bubblegum. We are starving. Immediately send us all of your candy. How dare you. Yours, The Lemongrabs."
Princess Bubblegum acting like an impatient, mildly exasperated mom.
"ALL HEEER FAAAAULT!" "What.. what did you say?" "I said 'all her fault.'" "Yes, yes."
The fact that the multi-mouthed green lemon child had on a pair of little pink cowboy boots.
When Finn and Jake try to stop Lemonjon by beating on his giant heart:
Jake: Are you sure this is it? It's not even doing anything. Finn: Just shut up and smash it, grandma.
There is a Freeze-Frame Bonus screenshot that shows a close-up of Lemongrab's brain, and a generous sampling of many of his odd thoughts are visible for the audience to read. One refers to a fellow named Leroy whom Lemongrab suspects to be "posessed by demons." There's also completely random words like "DONUTS" written in bold, capital letters. Some of the thoughts in there are just so delightfully bizarre and funny. Another one includes "Oh what a good boy am I!" The funniest one found in there was, in exact words, "I'm a pretty little flower."
"Hats can be anything: pants, other people... it's fine!"
BMO smacking Finn on the butt after Little Dude ruins the dinner he made for Finn and Jake.
Jake: Heh heh, BMO hit you on the butt...
Finn doing a bodyslam from above on the Sleeping Magi, whispering "ninja". Then Jake turns into a big fat guy and lands on the Magi as well.
After possessing a candy person, Little Dude punches out a gummi horse outside a candy saloon. Then a candy cowboy comes out and does the Dramatic Gun Cock with both hands being Finger Guns. Then Little Dude hits him with a lamp-post.
Little Dude fighting Finn, Jake and the Magi by throwing a horse at them. Twice.
Sleeping Magi: Look out! He's got the horse again!
At the end, Finn's original hat leaves so he has to get a new one. Jake's solution?
Jake: (transforms his hand into a blade) Let's go skin an evil bear.
Marshall Lee summons an army of frightening skeletons...and then one of them starts beatboxing for him. Cue Boastful Rap.
This entire sequence:
Slime Princess: Ice King, stop, please... This story is terrible! Wildberry Princess: Maybe it's a new form of torture! Ice King: Oh, come on! It's a first draft. Don't hate! And besides, that story had everything. Action, adventure, a hotter, older guy... Wildberry, don't pretend. I know you like the silver foxes. Wildberry Princess:[Look of fear] Ice King:[Raises his eyebrows suggestively] Wildberry Princess:[Look of horror] Ice King: [Raises his eyebrows suggestively faster] Wildberry Princess: [Look of absolute terror] Ice King: [Raises his eyebrows suggestively even faster]
Even weirder/funnier is the moment where PB pulls her own hand away and says, "No." As if her own hand was trying to slip her some tongue without consent or something...
(Princess Bubblegum bends down in front of Ice King) "Hey, are you prayin' to me? I'm into this! (PB lifts up Ice King's robe and gets it stuck on his crown, exposing Ice King's body.) I'm still into this. (PB shoves him to the ground.) ...Stillintoit..."
Also earlier Finn is out chopping wool, wool trees. Also when he chops one tree down, it falls on a pillow sheep, the tree bounces off the tree and the sheep just shakes its head like nothing happened. Then what Finn does to it is pretty funny too:
Older Finn: Pillow sheep, you've got more fluff than sense.
*Finn kisses the pillow sheep, then drop kicks it*
At the end of the episode, the Bubble asks for BMO's hand in marriage, but Jake pops it. BMO's reaction and Finn and Jake's reaction to his reaction are cruel but funny.
However, the Bubble lives on, as air. It starts as a Heartwarming Moment, then turns into... something else.
Bubble: No, see that’s what’s so great. Now we can be together forever BMO. Every minute of every day. No more privacy, no more quiet, no more alone. Every room you ever go in, I’ll already be there, waiting... forever and ever... until the end of time. BMO:YAAAAAAAAY!!!
The Running Gag with arrows coming from off-screen to hit Jake. It turns out to be the red squirrel from season 1.
Finn: What'd you think of that Braco guy? I mean, he seems kinda weird... and passive... (Jake gasps) and baby lamb-ish? (Jake signals that Braco is right behind Finn.) And too unheroic for Peebs. (Finn notices Braco.) And then I smashed that peach!!
Finn gives Braco some helpful advice when he decides to impress PB by getting her the soul stone:
Jake: Dude, don't make me feel more awkward than I already do.
"Let's just stay home just kidding."
When Finn, & Jake first encounter Wizard City, they come to a wall they can't get past. Finn uncharacteristically says he's giving up and walks away from the Wizard Wall... only to run up from a distance and ram head first into the wall to try to bust it down.
Jake: That's a nice try, man.
Later PB arrives with the password to get through the wall which she got from Ice King. However, it has to be in his voice so she plays the entire tape of her interrogating him to get it. The entire tape is hilarious.
Jake counting the days they were in prison.
Jake: Let's count the days! (Carving wall) One! (The rest of the scene transpires; everyone says good night to each other. Scene shifts to the morning.) Jake: Two!
The ending. Good god. Just... the ending. And of course it's the classic moot Spoof Aesop ending that Adventure Time always seems to go for. Having gone to Wizard City and realizing that the cold spell was a literal cold spell, in the temperature sense, they realize that it was All for Nothing. So they decide to go back to Starchy empty-handed. Abracadaniel does his rainbow magic (which does nothing) in front of Starchy, with Starchy thinking it's healing magic. When Starchy's distracted for long enough, Finn forces him down; Princess Bubblegum just says "fuck it" and force-injects Starchy with the medicine.
Princess Bubblegum:(Parodying a magic spell) Wooble-dooble dingle-dongle— (blows raspberry) (force-injection)
Season 5 part two
Finn jumps off the roof of his tree fort and breaks his fall with Jake's crotch. That fence didn't stand a chance. To add insult to injury, BMO runs up and hit Jake's crotch with a piece of wood afterwards.
Jake making Finn do his "Tough Tooting Baby" song and dance in front of Flame Princess's family. With sandwiches stuffed in his underwear. Jake is controlling Finn's body so Finn is visibly upset and sweating.
When Jake visits Lady, it's revealed that T.V. is the only one of his pups not to have their own apartments. He gives off that sort of "nerd still living in his parents house" vibe, especially when he's on a computer with a bowl of chips. His suggestion for how Jake could win the bet is also humorous.
TV: Hey dad. Why don't you try jumping into a volcano?
The Clown nurses from "Another Way" making their return at the end of the episode.
The name of the legendary musician Björk is used as an exclamation three times in this episode. It's glorious.
The SMO's in the break room trying to drink coffee and eat donuts with their screen faces.
Finn: "But memories are real cruc." BMO: "Yeah, no foolin'."
Bubblegum being woken up by a cukoo-alarm clock with the top half of a cat instead of a bird.
Princess Bubblegum demonstrates how to resist sleeping gas to her elite protectors. Unfortunately, she demonstrates it while gassing them and everyone falls asleep. Except Cinnamon Bun; who's apparently too stupid to be knocked out.
Marceline threatening to bop Princess Bubblegum.
Marceline: See this? (spins her fist around) Wooooo Woooo Woooo... Princess Bubblegum: What's that? You gonna bop me one?
The fake hambo doll, calling Marceline a dum dum.
Frost and Fire
Flame Princess burning Ice King's underpants in their first fight. He smartens up and gets fireproof ones afterwards.
Ice King: AAARH! MY HAMS!
The little lemon-elf guard who is responsible for looking at passports. He stares at FINN'S passport in total confusion, grunting with effort (in the most adorable way imaginable,) glancing back and forth from Finn's passport to PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM and back to Finn's passport. Princess Bubblegum irritably says, "The OTHER one," and shows the lemon child her passport, prompting the lemon guard to become very surprised and let out a little, strained "Oooohhh!" The whole exchange was just adorably funny.
Finn and Princess Bubblegum's reactions to seeing Morbidly Obese Lemongrab for the first time.
"NEEEEEHOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OH PRINCEST BABBLEGAH, AAAND LITTLE BOOOYYY!"
The fact that Lemon Castle has their own versions of Manfried and Cinnamon Bun. The Manfried has a speech impediment, and the Cinnamon Bun appears to be a drag queen who wears a little model of a ship (as in a boat with sails) on his head for some reason.
Lemongrab being so fat that he struggles to bow. Princess Bubblegum is horrified and gasps audibly. Though it may become less funny when you realize that she is also seeing Lemongrab 2 for the first time, as well...
"SO PLEEEEEEEEEASED AND GRACIOUS TO WELCOME YOU TO OUR SOPHISTICATED SOCIETEEEEH!"
Although it was mean, it was pretty funny when Lemongrab yelled "NNNNNO!!" at his brother, when the guy was just trying to welcome the guests.
The fact that all of the lemon people appear to be drunk. If you look closely, you can see many of them holding martini glasses and teetering around.
This bit near the end with PB talking to Lemon Hope:
Bubblegum: You'll love it in the Candy Kingdom. You'll learn all about how to play music, and nobody will yell at you. Unless you take a soda out of my fridge.
In a darkly funny way, it was kind of funny when Lemongrab smacked Lemongrab 2 in the head with a giant leg of mutton.
The scene of both Lemongrabs dancing together, complete with noodly rubber hose arms, twirling around like graceful ballerinas, was a surprisingly amusing part of this mostly Darker and Edgier episode.
Lemongrab's strange pronunciation of the word "pudding." Which he proceeds to say four or five times. (Do people IRL even say "pud?")
We see the return of Lemongrab's reading glasses. His eyesight might have gotten even worse.
"YOU'RE FLOATING TOO HIGH!"
The entire exchange where Lemongrab 1 and Lemongrab 2 are saying "UNACCEPTABLE!!" and "...acceptable" to each other. Lemongrab 1 keeps shrieking the word repeatedly, until it just descends into shrieking jibberish as Lemongrab 2 has a look of complete annoyance and frustration on his face.
The scene where Morbidly Obese Lemongrab is riding on Lemongrab 2's hovercraft and shrieking down the hallway.
Lemongrab's "fat voice."
If you pause the scene of Finn switching the cards at the dinner table, you can see that one of the Lemon Children is named "Duke Suck Lemon."
Earth and Water
Finn and Princess Bubblegum trying to get past the flame guards. Turns out all they had to do was say why they need to get through.
The fact his dog is apparently a giant sponge with a mop head on top.
"Plz feed my dog"
This conversation after Cinnamon Bun tell's Flame Princess her own backstory
Flame Princess: IS EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD HIDING SOMETHING?!
Cinnamon Bun: It's fun to hide!
Flame Princess: You're alright. Why can't everyone be honest like you? Maybe I should just go back where I belong.
Cinnamon Bun: Do you mean baby jail?"
After Flame Princess and Cinnamon Bun overthrow Flame King:
Flame Princess: You belong in that lamp and if you don't settle down you'll have to answer to Cinnamon Bun.
Cinnamon Bun (wearing a small flaming hat): Hi.
And the conversation right after that between Bubblegum and Cinnamon Bun:
Princess Bubblegum: Take off that silly hat; we're going home.
Cinnamon Bun: (pats the fire pup next to him) No. Look, got a real dog now.
Flame King's response to his imprisonment:
Flame King: Once I get out of here I'm going to ground you for real. No snacks, no friends, no poppy music.
Flame Princess: You never let me have any of those things! You were a selfish king and a bad parent!
Flame King: But I did it for you honey! For you not to overthrow me like you just did!
Guard 1: I'm just on edge cause I'm afraid Jerry here is going to find out I'm dating his sister.
Guard 2: !
The whole thing of Magic Man getting himself super slow-mozen with Jake's perfect sandwich and the characters trying (and failing) repeatedly to break through, somehow ending with BMO, on a skateboard, followed by a giant explosion and a vampire-demon monster flying behind. In slow-mo.
Bubblegum's nervous laugh when Finn points out she's "Like a bazillion years old. Not no freaking 19."
Finn was apparently some sort of blob thing in a past life.
"You made me a manservant?"
The Bath Boy Gang Leader mispronouncing "amulet" as "omelette", as well as his reaction to Shoko correcting him.
Just... the entire damn episode. All. Of. It.
Ice King's eagerness to marry the Slime Princess.
And Jake's annoyance that he keeps getting involved.
And BMO's laugh track.
Blargatha's horrid, "romantic" singing. "Maybe later we can get 'Do not disturb.' I'm done."
"WRAP THOSE GORGEOUS PYTHONS AROUND ME!"
Finn's sheer terror in the spooning competition.
The way Finn evades Slime Princess's spooning efforts while yelling "NOOOOOOOOO!!"
Keeoth's growing frustration at Jake's completely nonchalant acceptance of his situation and refusal to suffer the way he's supposed to, which leads to him venting his rage in a pilates session.
The fact that dressing Shelby in a priest's collar and having him say "Chyyyyeck please!" counts as enough of a blessing to vanquish Keeoth
James in general. He's just so goofy and he always does random sound effects for no reason. It helps that he's voiced by Brak.
Jake: James, I wasn't sure about you at first, but you're all right! James: Thanks, Jake, but to be honest, I wasn't too sure about you...
"Root Beer Guy"
Root Beer Guy narrating out the episode.
Root Beer Guy having to invoke Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking when he calls the Banana Guards. When his a breathless extended confession that he kidnapped Princess Bubblegum and was going to dump her in the lake fails to produce results...
Root Beer Guy:*exasperated sigh* ...and I went boating after 8 p.m.
Finn sums up the episode's hilarity with one statement.
Finn: Did I just get shown up by Cinnamon Bun?
Simon calls Marceline to tell her important information, but Marceline uncharacteristically faints upon hearing her old friend again.
And Finn and Jake just kinda stare at her, not knowing what the heck is going on.
Before that, Finn and Jake telling Marcy to lower her bass. Why? Because holding it up high like that makes her "look like a nerd".
Finn and Jake's second question for Simon? If he remembers all the times they've kicked his butt. And his response is just so deadpan.
Simon: I have...bruises.
This exchange, given through a magical portal through space-time, yet notice Betty's reaction:
Simon: I'm a thousand years in the future, love. I opened this portal so we could say goodbye…
Betty: You're dumping me!?
In probably the most humorous description of an And I Must Scream situation ever, Simon describes being the Ice King as being like "living with eternal diaperbutt".
When Bella Noche negates the Ice Crown's magic, thus relieving Simon of his curse, the only thing that Grand Master Wizard has to say is "Dang. Sorry, Ice King." You can't help but be amused by the sheer irony of it.
The very anti-climactic way Bella Noche, a magic-nullifying, all-consuming Humanoid Abomination is dealt with. A punch to the face by Betty. Well, two punches. Yep. That's apparently all it took.
Jake dismissing Princess Bubblegum's time travel machine by saying that it's not true time travel and Ice King did a better job at it when he brought back Betty… with magic.
Mudscamp: Hey, time, where's my fiancée? Am I right?
When Princess Bubblegum threatens to declare war on Lumpy Space if LSP doesn't apologize for calling her names and pulling her hair, LSP gives a very long "I'm sorry" while she leaves the room and before she leaves she tells her "I'm sorry you're so (quietly) stupid." And Jake and Punch Bowl laughing at that moment.
The background events around the circle that was the main episode were rather quaint.
Seeing the Lich flail around spouting frantic gibberish as he's defeated is both unexpectedly hilarious and satisfying.
Jake regaining consciousness and opening his eyes, the first thing he sees being the Lich's aforementioned behavior. Without so much as a change of expression, he closes his eyes again and goes back to sleep.
One of the prisoners, a clean lower-half of some sentient, takes a Groin Attack from a bouncing skull. What sells it is its "Enghuu!" as it kneels.
How does Finn get tiny orphans to safety with only one arm? He soccer punts them!
The James clones build a complex-looking trap... out of flimsy wood which falls apart while the banana guards walk right through.
The Banana Guards interactions with the numerous James'. A hilarious match of witlessness.
At one point, some of the James emerge from a glove shop with gloves. The guards don't recognize them until the gloves simply slip off.
Ever wonder what happened to the Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant? Turns out he was buried under Finn and Jake's mountain of treasure.
"I will continue to chill here until you command me!"
The Prince Who Wanted Everything
LSP's almost unbearable Marty Stuness just adds that extra bit of hilarity to the episode.
LSP uses the power of not caring to defeat the giant monster her parents turned into. This causes the monster to turn back into Good Parents... then LSP kills them anyways with another shout of "I DON'T CAAAAARE!".
During the song number, he flies up to the sky with no issue and an eagle just randomly swoops him and carries him around Ooo as he continues his number.
Ice King shouting "Leave me out of this!" when his lair is struck during the fight.
Thanks for the Crabapples, Giuseppe
The bus is stuck in water, and everyone is going to drown. Ron James uses a "last resort potion", whose effects are unknown even to him. It swaps his head with Tree Trunks... as in Tree Trunks's entire body is now on top of Ron's neck, while his disembodied head is now on TT's sofa. It seems that he interrupted an intimate moment between TT and Mr. Pig. Even better, the Ice King immediately grabs the potion and downs the leftover drops, and his head is swapped out for the Ancient Sleeping Magi of Life-Giving's... who is standing right next to him anyway.
Before that the three water nymphs try to use their water powers and lift the bus. It's too heavy for them and they just decide to leave.
The Magi tries to get them out by bringing the bus to life. The bus just panics and flails around before the Magi undoes the spell.
Bus: Oh Grob, I can't swim!
The only thing Marceline and LSP feel guilty about? Stealing Breakfast Princess' CD.
PB's horrified reaction to Marceline admitting she's encouraging LSP acting "bad" via texting.
Princess Bubblegum (out loud): Nooooooooo exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point!
Joshua and Margaret Investigations
What's the first thing Jake does when he's born? Break into a sing and dance number, then immediately fall asleep.
Jake (singing): Hello mommyyy! Hello daddyyy! It's so good to be here with you now! Zzzz...
Joshua and Margaret's reaction to this is to stare at him in awe.
Finn and Jake trying their hands at computer hacking, and finding that Hollywood Hacking doesn't really work:
Marceline: You're not hacking! All you typed was "asdhhadjaj," and then one of you hit caps lock by accident, and then you typed "ASGHK$HANM@$$%$"! Jake:Sweet. Finn: Have we stripped the firewall's header yet?!
The final boss of the licensed game, Hey Ice King! Why'd You Steal Our Garbage?!. After defeating the Ice King and reclaiming your garbage, Lumpy Space Princess notices that the garbage includes the handmade ashtray that she gave to Finn for his birthday. She ends up throwing a tantrum and tries to destroy the world.