"See this hand? It should have a coffee in it. You have five seconds."This is it. Da Chief is having a Eureka Moment and sending out operatives on the Evidence Scavenger Hunt, where everyone has to pull their weight to reach The Summation. At the end of the line the starry-eyed kid waits for their instruction. This is their big chance! And then: "You, go get me some coffee. Cream, two sugars, and make sure the lid is tight." And the dreams of the coffee-fetcher are quickly smashed. Understandably often done at the expense of the Butt Monkey. Is not necessarily limited to caffeinated beverages, as it has been known to happen with lunch, office equipment, and various other demeaning and unimportant tasks. May overlap with Snipe Hunt if the task is Stay in the Kitchen, where an entire gender is asked to get coffee, and Comically Small Demand. Sometimes played with in that due to another trope the coffee getting is as important as everything else.
— The Funky Fisherman, Power Rangers Dino Thunder
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Anime and Manga
- Ouran High School Host Club does this to Honey in the first episode after Tamaki dispatches the other members to gather supplies for Haruhi's "makeover", instructing him to "go have some cake". We then see a shot of him from behind looking dejected as he eats the cake.
- Played straight in Death Note when L asks Touta Matsuda to get him coffee. This is done to indicate that because they were waiting, there is nothing else to do.
L: "You really wanna be useful?"
Touta Matsuda: "Yes!"
L: "Then could you go and get me another cup of coffee?"
- Made even more sad/funny since the reason Matsuda asked how he could be useful was that everyone else in the team had just made something useful for the investigation. Also, it served as a foreshadowing for the next episode.
- In episode 6 of Sgt. Frog, when the other characters are making dinner, Keroro and Tamama are told to go play video games, then to make sandcastles.
- Done in Dragonaut: The Resonance, with two of the Bridge Bunnies being assigned important duties and Megumi being told to get coffee. She doesn't seem too happy about it.
- In the Read or Die OVAs, Joker issues a series of commands to various departments, ending with sending Wendy to get some tea. In the next episode, all the various departments report that they are ready for their respective duties in the operation, but Joker does not declare them to be ready to begin operations until after Wendy has served the tea.
- One of the regular tasks that Mai has to perform after she starts working for Naru in Ghost Hunt is to make tea.
- In the 2001 anime of Cyborg009, 007 asks 003 to get him an espresso to stimulate his creative juices as he writes a novel. 003, who just read an excerpt from the novel and thus does not feel too impressed by 007, coolly tells him to get his own.
- First thing Iron Man told Hill to do after he took over SHIELD.
- Spider-Man - In Ultimate Spiderman Team-up, Peter Parker career-shadows Reed Richards for a day... only to be mistaken for an intern and sent out to buy coffee. By the end of the Story, Spidey has helped stop a Skrull invasion, and the FF chew him out for not getting them their coffee (despite Spidey's efforts to convince them he's not the kid from before).
- Transmetropolitan - Spider Jerusalem treats both his assistants this way. Admittedly he hates to have an assistant and is probably trying to scare them off.
- Batman doesn't drink alcohol, but darn it does he drink gallons of coffee. Here is a fancomic of the real purpose for ten years of Robins.
- In G.I. Joe Declassified, a mini-series about the team's origin, Hawk doesn't want to ask Scarlett, the team's only woman until Shooter is revealed at the end of the series to get him coffee. So instead, he asks Snake-Eyes. At this point, Snake-Eyes was more of a Mad Bomber than a ninja, so he makes the coffee using C4. (This is pretty much the extent of what Scarlett and Snake-Eyes do in the mini; they were the focus of the Snake-Eyes: Declassified mini which came out around the same time.)
- Subverted in this Undocumented Features story, as "get me a danish" turns out to be slang for "hack into this computer for me".
- In the closing credits of Ultimate Utopia XXIII, a parody of the Final Fantasy series, there is a take on Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Emperor Paplatine tells Vader that now that he has completed Order 66 to execute Order 67: "Get me a latte. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy."
- In Monster after losing his memories "Ryuuzaki" becomes the office boy who gets coffee and doughnuts for Aizawa and Matsuda. Laser-Guided Karma?
- In All You Need Is Love this is usually Matsuda's job but when L gets annoyed with having to deal with Near's minion he goes out to get his own coffee. That's when the taskforce mutinies in the hopes of making L's coffeeboy-status permanent.
- Occurs in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, during The Crimson Permanent Assurance short: "You haul anchor, you prepare the mainsail, and YOU... put the kettle on." Then again, for Britons, there is no more important task than putting the kettle on. The captain even pronounces the last order as if it's a matter of great importance.
- Wrongfully Accused actually has a waitress on site to parody the frequency of this happening in Crime And Punishment shows.
- Sent up in Airplane!!:
McCrosky: Hold all takeoffs, I don't want another plane in the air. When the 508 reports, bring it straight in. Put out a general bulletin to suspend meal service on flights out of Los Angeles. Tell all dispatchers to remain at their posts, it's gonna be a long night. How 'bout some coffee, Johnny?Johnny: No thanks!
- In Airplane II: The Sequel, McCrosky arrives on the scene and barks out an order for a quart of Geritol and a ham on rye (no cheese!).
- Mocked in Miss Congeniality when Sandra Bullock's character is called up on her radio, told that it's "the usual", and uses her police siren and FBI badge to move through a line under the pretext of "Important business". However, all she's doing is going to Starbucks to get coffee for the office.
- Agent Smecker of The Boondock Saints does this to Detective Greenly whenever he says or does something stupid. Greenly, of course, can't catch a break, as Smecker does this to him even when he correctly guesses that the Saints were not fighting several armed men, but one man carrying six guns, an idea that Smecker immediately dismisses as ridiculous.
- Done in The Movie version of The Fugitive. In one early scene, Gerard sends each of the members of his team off on an errand or evidence gathering, and ends with this exchange:
Gerard: Newman, what are you doing?Newman: I'm thinking.Gerard: Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, while you're thinking.The instructions to Newman take about as long as instructions to the rest of the team combined. Gerard really likes his coffee.
- A version appears at the end of Gremlins 2: The New Batch. The hero has come up with a last-ditch plan to keep the Gremlins from escaping the building, and starts issuing orders along the lines of "Protect Gizmo! Aim the firehose into the lobby! Transfer the electro-Gremlin down here!" He gets to the last, useless, character and says "Marla... smoke." Marla says "right" and takes a jerky puff on her cigarette.
- In the movie version of Annie starring Aileen Quinn, Mr. Warbucks gives out a long list of orders to a bunch of his staff when he begins the search for Annie's parents. His last order is, "And Sanders — get me a drink!"
- Ace Ventura Pet Detective: After Dan Marino is kidnapped, Einhorn walks into the office and orders things like an autopsy report, for no one to talk to the press... "And somebody get me some coffee!"
Ace: "Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss some coffee."
- Jamal in Slumdog Millionaire is an assistant at a call center, and is called a "chai wallah" (it means tea maker, although Jamal is not a tea maker in the traditional sense, people who were chai wallahs were often of a low social status and it is used as a jab at Jamal.)
- In A Time to Kill, Jake, Harry Rex, Lucien, and Ellen are all preparing for the big trial when Lucien decides to give out some instructions to Ellen (Roark):
Lucien: Ms. Roark, I have all the respect in the world for you. I believe in your right to equal pay for equal work and I believe in your right to bear a child or to abort one. But, since you are a law clerk, genderless in my eyes, I think you should be the one to go buy the beer.Harry Rex: "She" woman, I think that would be an excellent activity for you.
- Vikki Hiller is the only female editor on the staff of Bannerhouse Books in Down with Love. To demonstrate their contempt, her fellow editors ask her to make their coffee, as the percolator is out. She does so, irritated, while explaining the gist of the eponymous book "Down With Love", concluding with, (paraphrased), "Until women are equal to men in the workplace."
- Grimes from Black Hawk Down is a Desk Jockey with the ability to type and make coffee. He eventually gets drafted to the mission that devolves into a battle... and still makes coffee in the battlefield.
- In X-Men: First Class, Emma is annoyed when Shaw sends her up on deck to get ice for his drink from a handy iceberg.
- In the 1921 silent comedy The Wildcat, female bandit Rischka says this to her father (the nominal leader of the bandits) as the army assault on the bandits begins. And he does it, grinding up beans and bringing her a cup of coffee while she is couched in a sniper's nest, firing at the soldiers.
- Inside Out: Joy gives the other emotions jobs to do for Riley's first day at school. Sadness' job is to stand inside a "circle of sadness" to keep Riley from being sad.
- In the Discworld novels, the third witch with Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg (eg, Magrat or Agnes) seems to get this quite a bit. Usually it's "make the tea," but sometimes it's "run a simple errand even you couldn't possibly mess up." Of course, half the time this is because Granny is plotting something, but according to Nanny in Carpe Jugulum, this is part of the definition of the Maiden: she makes the tea, the Mother pours it (a play on the British phrase "I'll be mother") and the ... Other One ... drinks it.
- In Interesting Times, when Cohen the Barbarian has become emperor, he makes Twoflower grand vizier. And the first order he gives him? "Bring me tea."
- Also, Rincewind's job at Unseen University, up to The Science of Discworld, was Librarian's assistant. This job is implied to consist of fetching the Librarian bananas, something that Rincewind was actually good at.
- In the first The Dresden Files book, Storm Front, Harry Dresden wants to talk to Lt. Murphy in her office, without a cynical coworker listening. Murphy sends the other cop downstairs to get her some coffee. The other cop, who is smarter than he looks, knows exactly what Murphy is pulling and protests that talking to Harry is a total waste of time. But at her insistence, he goes anyway.
- In the short story Day Off, Harry refuses to let Molly into his lab until she bribes him with coffee.
- The novel The Paris Enigma is about The Twelve Detectives, an elite professional organization of twelve brilliant detectives in various countries, each of whom has an "acolyte" (the official term). The acolytes serve the brilliant detectives, do legwork, and speak when they are spoken to. (Think of them as grad students.) None of them are expected ever to become detectives themselves.
- The Devil Wears Prada: You, Get Me Coffee from hell.
- The Bloodlines series by Richelle Mead has Sydney constantly doing this for one of her teachers.
- A senior officer attempts to pull this on Monica Figuerola in The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets Nest. When asking a group of men if they want coffee, he turns to her. She coolly replies, "Yes, I'd like some coffee too", thus letting him know in no uncertain terms that she will not tolerate being treated like an underling.
- Rischka from The Wildcat is the real leader of her clan of bandits, even though her father is the nominal leader. When soldiers from the nearby fort attack them, she tells her father to bring her coffee. He does, grinding beans and brewing a cup while the bandits are under attack, and bringing the cup to Rischka while she is in a sniper's nest taking potshots at the attacking soldiers.
- In Heir to the Jedi, the character Fayet Kelen, owner of Kelen Biolabs, would often do this with his minions (he actually called his employees "minions") but then would soften it by doing something like giving them a compliment or asking about their family.
- In the fourth A Series of Unfortunate Events novel, this sums up Mr. Sir's treatment of Charles in a nutshell.
Live Action TV
- Sebastian Stark of Shark is especially fond of doing this to his underlings in the Prosecutor's office, usually keeping the same tone of voice for both the important and non-important instructions.
- Greg of CSI used to be subjected to this type of thing a lot before he was promoted to the field. Since then, the other Lab Rats who mainly work in the office get this duty instead.
- One episode plot centering around Elliot screwing up with Doctor Cox's patient and being punished by becoming his official coffee-getter. Her attempts to redeem herself were often misinterpreted as many a Freudian Slip. "Doctor Cox, I want you to know that I'll do anything with you."
- Cox again, from "My Own Personal Hell":
Dr Cox: Keith, you're a fairly strong diagnostician, right?
Keith: Yes, sir.
Dr Cox: I need you to go up to the third floor and figure out what's wrong with that darned coffee machine.
- Cox must love this trope. On another occasion Eliot is trying to look competent in front of a patient, and Cox tells her to get him a donut. She asks if he means a piece of equipment that is often called a donut for its shape, and he clarifies that he means "a glazed donut. And I like sprinkles on half of it, so if you can't find a half-sprinkled donut, just get a sprinkled one and take half the sprinkles off". After she leaves, JD calls him out for being such a jerk, and Cox agrees and asks him to apologize to her for him - while he fetches coffee.
- Cox does enjoy it or at least uses to get rid of interns. In the episode "His Story", resident Butt Monkey Doug Murphy is assigned to him and he sends on him wild goose chases to collect a patient charts and his soda, all of which he is revealed to have in his hand.
- In Quark, the titular hero is always hoping for some important mission, but the leader, The Head, typically has one mission for him since he's an outer space sanitation worker, "Pick up the garbage."
- Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer often gets this job, most notably in "The Zeppo", where the other Scoobies are out finding protection against the impending apocalypse and he is sent for donuts. Of course, by the end of the night he's gotten laid, defused a bomb, and killed some zombies.
Angel: "Atonement's a bitch."
- When Angel tries to atone for his abandoning his friends by offering to work for them at Angel Investigations, he finds himself exiled to a tiny desk and ordered to make everyone coffee.
Harmony: The secret ingredient is otter!
- When Wolfram & Hart CEO Lilah Morgan hides out at Angel Investigations, Angel tells her to make the coffee — she responds by breaking all the mugs.
- Harmony's job, though in this case it is blood served in a mug which says "#1 Boss."
- In Lois and Clark, Perry did this to Jimmy Olsen all the time.
- In Blackadder II:
- Inspector Monkfish in The Fast Show would (in whatever job he was currently performing) order several people to do important things and end with "Put your knickers on and get me a cup of tea!"
- House- House informs his potential hirees of a patient and hands out tasks to about 2/3 of them. Amber asks "What about the rest of us?" Cut to them washing House's car. In regards to people actually getting him coffee, Chase and Cameron each did that a bit. Also he sent Foreman's girlfriend to get him coffee in 'Sports Medicine.'
- Life on Mars - Happened at least once to Chris and Annie. And even more often to Shaz in Ashes to Ashes.
- Heroes sees Sylar use this on the cop who seems to be in charge of a hostage situation while impersonating an FBI agent in the third season.
- Doctor Who:
- The Third Doctor pulls this stunt on feminist reporter Sarah Jane Smith the first time they meet, much to her annoyance.
- He also pulls it on The Brigadier in The Three Doctors. Lethbridge-Stewart asks if there's anything he can do to help with an investigation, and the Doctor requests a silicon rod. The Brig hands him one, and the Doctor merely uses it to stir his tea.
- When the Doctor wants to know why scientist Liz Shaw has been replaced with ditzy Jo Grant as his assistant, the Brigadier quotes Liz as saying that all the Doctor wants is "someone to hand you your test tubes and tell you how brilliant you are."
- The Seventh Doctor destroys a robot with an impossibly complex coffee order.
- The Fourth Doctor wasn't keen on having the inexperienced Romana on board the TARDIS to start with. In her first story he asks her to stay out of his way and make the tea, before declaring that she probably doesn't even know how to make tea anyway.
- The Tenth Doctor jokes about this when meeting Torchwood for the first time; he has accidentally brought Rose's mother Jackie along in the Tardis, and tries to pass her off as Rose, aged from having looked into the Time Vortex. Then he tries to get Torchwood to take her off his hands, pointing out that she's good at making tea. Sort of.
- Inverted with Clara in "The Bells of St John", who tells the Eleventh Doctor to get her a cappuccino while she hacks down the bad guys. The Doctor rather grumpily does so.
- The Third Doctor pulls this stunt on feminist reporter Sarah Jane Smith the first time they meet, much to her annoyance.
- In the 1988 TV miniseries Jack the Ripper, the Detective Sergeant played by Lewis Collins turns up at the East End police station. The uniformed officers sneer when he introduces himself and say, "Around here sergeants make the tea!" Then Chief Inspector Abberline (Michael Caine) enters and says to the station sergeant: "Good, make us some tea then." Becomes a Brick Joke later on when Abberline congratulates another sergeant on making a good cuppa.
- Drop the Dead Donkey:
- Gus Hedges unwisely pulls this stunt on psychotic officegirl Joy Merryweather. A Funny Background Event has Joy emptying all kinds of unpleasant gunk into the coffee urn.
- Sally also tries it once and gets coffee with extra Tipp-Ex.
- Gus should stay away from coffee altogether, seeing as how the cleaning lady regularly urinates in his executive coffee machine.
- The X-Files - Krycek is sent for coffee during a hostage situation.
- A good use of this trope is in the 1990's Australian legal mini-series Janus. One of the regular characters is dumbfounded when he's working with an eccentric barrister who sends him to buy a packet of Rollos in the middle of a trial. Stunts like this make us think he doesn't take his job seriously, but the barrister turns out to be quite skilled and wins the trial by picking up a detail that everyone else missed.
- Mad Men - Most of the women working for Sterling-Cooper have this role, and the show plays the trope straight for two seasons. In Season Three's finale "Shut the Door. Have a Seat", Don Draper, Roger Sterling, Bert Cooper, and Lane Pryce have left Sterling-Cooper and formed their own ad agency, Sterling-Cooper-Draper-Pryce. Everyone is running around, doing important, time-sensitive tasks. After working for hours around a sea of paperwork, Roger asks Peggy (formerly a secretary, by now a seasoned copywriter) to get him coffee. Without looking up, she delivers a flat "No."
- One game in Drew Carey's Green Screen Show, involving the afterlife, has Jeff Davis taking on the role of God; when his "angels" await his first request, he says:
"There's a hand here with no coffee in it..."
- The above-quoted Funky Fisherman from Power Rangers Dino Thunder gives his interns five seconds to prepare his cup of coffee, and then gives them another five seconds to add the cream (but not too much cream).
- From a later season of Mad About You:
Arrogant Minion: Jamie, you just have to come to terms with the fact that, in the candidate's eyes, we're equals now.Jamie: "Equals"? "Equals"? I'm the campaign manager, you're an intern. Why don't you get me some Equal™?[arrogant minion protests; Jamie glares]Arrogant Minion: Okay, fine.Jamie: No cream.
- In City Homicide Detective Senior Sergeant Sparkes does this to Jen in the first episode, revealing just how much he respects her abilities as a homicide detective. It's quite satisfying when he collapses from a heart attack by the end of the episode and she is reassigned to Stanley's team.
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - After pegging himself as "the brains" and Dee as "the useless chick" of their group, Mac starts giving everyone jobs to do as part of their latest Zany Scheme. His instructions to Dee: "continue being useless."
- In Flashpoint's second episode, new guy Sam is asking questions with really obvious answers, annoying the team, leading to the following exchange:
Ed: Okay, here's what I want you to do. See these stairs here, where we came in, I want you to do a reverse entry. I want you to go down this hallway, through these doors here. Now be careful, because this is a big road. I want you to cross it. I want you to make an entry into this Timmy's, I'll have a double-double. Jules?
Jules: Cream, no sugar.
Spike: Nah, I'm good.
- In Death Valley Captain Dashell keeps giving rookie officer Kirsten Landry the scutwork of the office, including checking all the registered werewolves to make sure they are properly locked up during the full moon and following his niece to a party to make sure she is not getting into trouble. Kirsten is upset not only because this is the most boring work in the department, but because a lot of it (like following the Captain's niece) is not even part of the department at all. Kirsten joined the UTF (Undead Task Force) to deal with the supernatural problems plaguing the city, there are plenty of cops out there already dealing with kids throwing parties.
- In The City Hunter, Na Na owes Yun Sung a favor, which she agrees to repay by doing various tasks such as driving his car and fetching him coffee. Especially the latter. Apparently, it's her fault for making really good coffee.
- On Copper, New Meat police officer Finbar Byrnes is subjected to this from the senior detectives. In one incident he is tasked with catching a wayward sheep in Central Park because Detective O'Brien wants some mutton to bring home to his wife.
- Dollhouse. A running gripe with Topher's assistant, Ivy. She's at the Dollhouse to do cutting-edge science on Neural Implanting technology without legal or moral restraint, but as Topher is an egotistical genius he prefers to do it all himself while using Ivy for routine tasks and fetching his snacks.
- Game of Thrones.
- A Deleted Scene from Season 3 has Grand Maester Pycelle coming to ask Lord Tywin for his seat back on the Small Council. Lord Tywin, who's busy fishing, gets annoyed with Pycelle's senility act and calls him on it. Pycelle straightens up and says he can provide more vigorous assistance in future. So Tywin tells Pycelle to take his fish to the kitchen (Tywin does however let Pycelle back on the Small Council, so it's just a matter of putting him in his place).
- In Season 4 Tywin tells Lord Mace Tyrell to fetch him a quill and paper. The other Small Councillors look on in amused contempt as he sycophantically obeys.
- In "The Insurance Man Always Rings Twice" on Now and Again, Michael takes a job for Craig Spence, the guy who got the job he wanted at Grand Empire Insurance, that is essentially this in order to get in to figure out how to get the insurance money for his wife, Lisa.
- Played absolutely straight in Agent Carter; Peggy is the best agent in the office, but her co-workers are too sexist and stupid to see her as anything but a glorified secretary. Justified due to the show being set in The Forties.
- Played with at the end of season 2: when the rest of the team are working to assemble a complex device, Jack Thompson (a main perpetrator of this trope towards Peggy in season 1) asks what he can do to help. As he has no scientific background (and just a little bit for revenge), Peggy decides that Thompson would be most useful taking dinner orders. He takes it well, though.
- When Oliver promotes Felicity to be his secretary at Queen Industries (to explain why they're spending so much time together), she absolutely refuses to get him coffee, noting "I worked very hard to get where I am and it wasn't to get you coffee!" Shortly after, she notes that someone broke the coffee machine. Violently. She does get him one at the end of the episode after he's had a very bad day, but makes it clear it's a one-time thing.
- When Felicity gets re-hired after Ray Palmer acquires Queen Industries, she assumes she's going to be his assistant, so she goes on a long rant about how she will not, under any circumstances, get him lattes or any other form of caffeinated beverage. Once she's done, Ray introduces her personal assistant, who will be getting her coffee.
Ray: Or are you just anti-latte in general?
- In one episode of Reno911, the FBI come to Reno, and when the Reno sheriff's office meet them, the Reno people are sent on a coffee run.
- In an episode of McCloud, circumstances and McCloud's girlfriend make a low-level policewoman acting chief. McCloud's girlfriend then volunteers to help and is sent by the new acting chief to get coffee and donuts.
- One exchange in Jak 3: Wastelander goes as follows:
- Played for a surprising amount of heartwarming in Hakuouki between Hijikata and Chizuru, who knows that she doesn't have any skills that would be really useful to the Shinsengumi but desperately wants to do something to stop being The Load. After an inspiring speech in which he tells her that if her motives are genuine she shouldn't bow but should act on her convictions with her head held high, he sends her off to make him some tea.
Hijikata: The fate of the Shinsengumi rests on this tea. Don't screw it up!
- In The Sims 2: University, the final class for business majors is "Internship: Coffeemaking at Landgraab Enterprises."
- Used by Sarge in Red vs. Blue, but for every member of his squad, ordering Simmons to kiss his ass, Donut to run around and scream like a girl, and for Grif to step in front of any bullets coming towards any commanding officer (Sarge being the only officer). Though Grif is the only one displeased with his order.
- Homestar Runner
- Parodied on in an episode of Cheat Commandos. When Gunhaver is giving out orders to infiltrate the grocery store, he says to the last guy, "Firebert, you stay here and think of a better commando name."
- It's a running gag in the Cheat Commandos that Firebert (The Cheat in the show's main 'verse) is a terrible commando name. The page picture is an example too; Strong Bad, responding to an email from a guy who doesn't realize that Strong Bad isn't a superhero, agrees to change his name to "Strong Badman" if the other guy agrees to call himself "Little Stiny" and wear a little mask and cape and do demeaning tasks for Strong Bad...a job which is normally done by The Cheat, who doesn't appreciate being replaced.
- Dragon Ball Z Abridged:
King Kai: All right! Now that you've arrived on my planet, we will begin your training! Tienshinhan, Chiaotzu... 10 laps around the planet! Piccolo...Piccolo: Go to hell! I'm meditating!King Kai: ...keep doing that. Yamcha...Yamcha: [Enthusiastically] What is it, King Kai? I'm ready for anything!King Kai: ...wash my car.King Kai: ...yeah, go "wax off".
- In Suburban Knights, The Nostalgia Critic keeps trying to keep Ma-Ti away from the team, until he snaps:
NC: Almost, Ma-Ti. Almost. There’s just one more tiny little mission I want you to run-Ma-Ti: This is stupid! You always send me on these stupid missions, and they don’t amount to anything! And they’re stupid! Your team doesn’t want me because you think heart does nothing. Nothing!NC: Ma-Ti! That couldn’t be further from the truth.Ma-Ti: Okay. What’s this special mission you want from me!?NC: The special mission is…*Ma-Ti looks expectantly.*NC: Go get me a coffee.
- At the climax of Hoodwinked!, the villain gives out orders to his henchmen and ends up telling the one named Keith to think of a more scary name.
- The Simpsons
Krusty: This is a dream factory, the birthplace of magic — an enchantment! Now I need you to go clean out my toilet.
- Lisa's dreams of playing in a professional jazz band are dashed when Bart upstages her. "We were wondering if you... Lisa Simpson... would do us the honor ... of sitting in... that chair in the audience. We wanna jam with your brother!"
- This also happened to Bart in "Bart Gets Famous", when he ended up working for Krusty the Clown.
- When they were imprisoned in Florida and put in charge of a party, Marge devised a plan to escape and delegated chores to the other Simpsons. Lisa's chore was about the drinks.
- Stewie from Family Guy reverses the trope at one point.
"You, bring me the Wall Street Journal. You two... fight to the death!"
- When the Trouble Alert blared its klaxon on the Superfriends, the adult heroes charged out to save the world, while Zan and Jayna got told to stay in the Hall of Justice and call 'em if there were any new Trouble Alerts. Of course, the action would inevitably come to them soon after....
- Hurricanes: When Stavros Garkos's niece helped him with a plan hoping she'd become the first woman to become Vice-President of Garkos Enterprises in exchange for her help, the plan failed and he blamed her, stating he'd not hire her even if it was to bring him coffee.
- In "Kid Mayor" on PB&J Otter Flick Duck was elected kid mayor and made Peanut, Jelly and Baby Butter his assistants. His first job for them was to get him food.
- In "Cub Bouts" on Care Bears: Welcome to Care-a-Lot, when Wonderheart Bear agrees to help Hugs & Tugs because their friend came down with bearcitis, they ask her to get them food, feeling that she can't do anything else for them because she doesn't have her belly badge powers yet. This becomes the catalyst for the rest of the episode, because Wonderheart is determined to do more than this.
- The Batman - this was Killer Moth's main job on Team Penguin ("Mm, robust.") At least until he got some upgrades...
- On Timothy Goes to School, when Timothy decides to work with Claude for a team project on the television series involving making a model space shuttle, Claude asks him to do the sweeping up and doesn't let him do any of the work on the project. The space shuttle turns out great and wins a star for the best class project, but Timothy doesn't take any joy from it, finding comfort instead in talking with his friend Yoko.
- In Timothy Takes the Cake, a story from the book Timothy's Tales from Hilltop School, based on characters from the TV series, Claude pulls the same thing on Timothy, this time having him clean up muffin tins during a baking project. This time, however, Claude's attempt at baking alone fails and he wonders what he did wrong; what thing he left out of the recipe. Timothy tells him "Me!" and together they manage to do some good baking.
- In "Rockstar Ruby" on Doc McStuffins, Ruby the rock star toy has quit singing because her microphone is broken and asks Doc to give her another job. She makes Ruby her office assistant and gives her a large stack of papers to file while everyone else sings and plays music until she can't take it anymore.
- This was a plot point in the unproduced episode "Supertool" of Mission Hill, which revolved around Andy's frustration with his career as a commercial artist for Jims advertising firm. When he thinks he's about to have a chance to prove himself to the higher-ups after the boss asks him to assist with the meeting for the new Chef-A-Roni ad campaign, it turns out he just wants him to run the slide show and make sure everyone has water in their cups.
- In the Codename: Kids Next Door episode "Operation: F.L.U.S.H.", the Toilenation really wanted to help Mr. Boss and the other villains, despite the fact that they really didn't want him to. Mr. Boss finally tells him he can "help" by getting them coffee, although he really does it just to get rid of him, hoping to finish their plan before he gets back. (Unfortunately, it only inspires him to try harder, which makes him mess up their plan even worse.)
- In Action League Now, of the four members of the Action League, The Flesh has Super Strength, Thundergirl has the ability to fly, and Stinky Diver has the abilty to shoot with his spear gun. Meltman, however, has the utterly useless ability to melt, and thus the League often assigns him to get them snacks, including sodas, pizza, and donuts.
- The PBS Kids version of The Berenstain Bears has an unusually positive example in "The Big Race." Kenny, a bearcub that's probably about the same age as Brother Bear's little Sister Bear, wants to help Brother Bear, Freddy and Too Tall in making a racecar for the big race. They, however, already have things pretty much covered, but agree to let him help out, doing things that are pretty much "you get me coffee" type-of tasks. However, at no time are they ever mean to him and, in fact, treat him as a valuable member of the group. In the end, he is able to help them out when they realize that they're lacking a wheel by providing one from his prized wagon. They decide to let him be the one to drive the racecar at the race, though they pretend to draw straws for it, secretly snapping their own straws behind their backs so that Kenny was guaranteed the longest straw.
- Happened in Real Life to David Prowse, aka the physical actor for Darth Vader in Star Wars. Prowse is noted for his amazingly muscular and imposing physique, hence his role as the muscle-bound personal assistant to the old widower in A Clockwork Orange, but considerably more modest acting talents. He had auditioned for the lead role in the film Superman, and reportedly got a phone call from the producer excitedly informing him that they'd made their choice for the starring role, and they wanted him... to be that guy's personal trainer, because Christopher Reeve wouldn't look right for the role at all unless he bulked up to look more like David Prowse. Prowse reports that he had to choke back an overjoyed "Thanks!" right in the middle of the producer's sentence.
- A book by John Douglas, founder of the FBI's profiling unit, describes how the Japanese policemen who attended his profiling course always arrived in pairs: one a higher-status officer, the other a low-ranker who would shine his superior's shoes, fetch his coffee, etc. Douglas insisted that all his students were equal and put an end to this practice.
- The slang term in medicine for non-medical tasks (coffee, etc.) interns and others are made to do by more senior medical staff is "scutwork." It doesn't take most interns long to figure out that their job is perhaps the most important one in the hospital; if that doctor/vet doesn't get his/her caffeine, everything goes to hell, because "If the Doc ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
- Part of the rites of passage for newly-recruited grunts on dealing desks in large banks involves running chores of this nature. Justified, sort of, by the fact that the senior dealers are generally expected to remain at their desks for the entire eight or nine hours of the trading day and can't spend twenty minutes waiting to be served in Starbucks/ the deli.
- There's a fairly common satirical joke that this is Nick Clegg's role towards David Cameron in the UK's current Coalition Government.
- Anyone who has ever done a job internship — regardless whether it's a bank, a newspaper, the local TV station — will find themselves doing more of these menial tasks than anything else (one can be lucky if they ever get REAL work to do). Quite frustrating.
- The short-term work experience that high schoolers and university students do more often than not is a glorified coffee making (or some other menial work). Nothing wrong with that, except the way the work experience is often hyped up you'd think it'd be more than that.
- After he won the Grammy for Best Rock Album, the Foo Fighters' Dave Grohl was asked how he stayed so grounded. He replied that it was because his kids "don't fucking care that I'm a rockstar" and make him do things like get them smoothies *now*, which he of course obliges.
- In the Supreme Court of the United States, the most junior Justice is tasked with fetching coffee, opening doors, dispatching memos and doing any other menial task that the other Justices need done.
Justice Stephen Breyer: [as his eleven-year stint as the official SCOTUS coffee-boy came to an end] I’ve gotten pretty good at this, haven’t I?Justice Antonin Scalia: No, you haven’t.