From the many moments in the Astérix books, this troper always laughs at a certain moment of Asterix in Corsica, where a boat is sunk by an explodingcheese. Seriously.
Pirate Captain: There's a strange smell down there. Like a cheese gone mad.
Asterix trying to sell a herd of boars, and ending up in a shouting contest with another boar salesman. Made doubly funny by Obelix refusing to rise to the occasion.
Boar Salesman:BOARS, BOARS! BEST PRIME BOARS!
Asterix:BOOOOOOOAAAAARS, BOOOOOOAAAAARS, BEST PRIME BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARS!!!
Obelix: (Very quietly) Boars, boars, best prime boars.
The Roman orgy illustrated in Asterix In Switzerland. Also, from Asterix And The Secret Weapon, when the female legionnaries have gotten instated. (Their introduction also qualifies, with all of the legionnaries having a reaction in the vein of Head-Tiltingly Kinky.)
Legionnaire 1: If women can join the legions now, what use are we going to be?
Legionnaire 2: I could tell you! I wouldn't even mind being a domesticus in that camp!
In Asterix and Cleopatra, the captain of the boat ferrying the stone for the palace has been bribed to "lose" it. He orders his workmen to throw the bricks into the Nile. One guy comments an owl, a person (both underlined), a symbol (which one this troper cannot recall), and a feather (caption "'Bain't no use arguing with he". Another guy comments an owl laughing madly, a person tapping his head (both underlined by a wavy line), a symbol that has fallen apart, and a tattered feather (caption "Oi reckon gaffer be crazy").
Thugboy: I will not stand idly by and allow a world-class derrière to remain uncommented-upon. That's just how I roll, son.
"Elephants, Cups and Canoes" in Vol. 4, which pushes unusual euphemisms to new,visual heights. "He's gone rogue!" "Aieee! Me canoe be swampin'!". It's very wrong,but this editor fell about laughing.
The doctor's nametag from the same volume.
The bit where Thugboy talks about working for a Nazi supervillain. "Yeah, sure I'm half-Japanese, but I'm also one-quarter Italian and one-quarter German! I'm All Axis Power baby!"
Emp introducing the Superhomies to the concept of Yaoi fanfiction.
And earlier, when she finds an Emp/Spooky fic.
Practically everything that comes out of Caged Demonwolf's mouth.
From The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck Part 10: The Invader of Fort Duckburg, Scrooge's sister (and eventually Donald Duck's mother) Hortense chasing off a cavalry charge by herself.
What of Scrooge and Goldie's story back in his Klondike days isn't heartbreaking is absolutely hilarious. See: the "rescue" during the burning saloon scene in "Hearts of the Yukon".
One scene with Mo and her girlfriend, Sydney the gender studies professor, in Dykes To Watch Out For:
Sydney: Yes! I'll come to the movies with you! Now say it! Say it!
Mo(looking bored:) Oh baby. Let me privilege lesbian positionality by destabilizing your bodily metanarrative.
In Deff Skwadron if it wasn't awesome it was funny. From the way orks "aim" (if you hit it, it must be the enemy!'', to a battle where another skwadron didn't show up because they're thinking about joining the other side.
Trooper Mckee: Why aren't we getting cut to ribbons?
Harry: Well, in my professional opinion as runner-up in the prolapsed arsehole lookalike contest, I'd say it's got somethin' t'do with themfairy fellas!
This speech from Harry:
In 1897, the right Reverend Jephson Allcock, humanitarian, philanthropist and inventor of the "strike a light" reusable match, decided the lost souls of Long Barrow needed more than just a pot to piss in. Now he had some clout did the Reverend Jeph, moral and monetary. He convinced the board of governors to come around to his way of thinking; lo it came to pass there was to be a khazi in every cell, 'cept there was a catch- this cold-titted bitch of a building's solid granite. You stand more chance of charmin' a nun's knickers off than drivin' a nail in the wall. So they rebuilt Long Barrow inside itself, like them Russian dolls, with all the gubbins in the gap. Which is why we're clingin' to this 'ere wall like crabs on a nadger, tryin' not to soil ourselves... which is quite ironic when you think about it! Ain't the Internet grand?
"What did your last servant die of?" "Anally inserted footwear! Jump to it!"
In ABC Warriors, when a group of Hammerstein units realize they're facing certain destruction. "We can die knowing that we were cost-effective."
Cassie: (hacking Pokemon expies to bits) Come get it you lil' fuckers! Lil' Japanese gut bags! Yeah, that's right! Only good for giving seizures, ain't ya!
Archie Andrews is pretty tame considering that it's about one of the horniest (yet virgin) teenage boys in America, and his escapades as he dates nearly every teenage girl in town (two of them steadily (and sometimes both at once) ). Very rarely it will get a bit risque, such as in one story when Archie, Veronica, and Betty are at the beach. Betty and Veronica go swimming while Archie goes fishing and ignores them. Veronica, upset at being ignored, has Betty bring her her spare swimsuit, which she hooks onto Archie's fishing line and claims that he ripped it off of her body. Archie runs and steals a beach towel for her to cover up with and throws it to her. Veronica emerges from the water wrapped in the towel, when the towel's owner shows up and demands it back. Of course, at this point Archie thinks she's stark naked underneath, so when she casually takes it off to return it, Archie faints from shock. That's not the funny part. The funny part is the reaction of two 12-year-old boys who witnessed this:
From that same arc: "Jackie Estacado's Big List of Things That Suck:"
Number One: those plastic strips on the inside of CD covers. I hate those fucking things. I mean are you selling me a Sinatra album or am I trying to break into Fort Friggin Knox, am I right?
