Funny / Rick and Morty (Oni)

#1

• In the middle of Morty's success on the alien stock market, he gets a robotic servant. It surprises Jerry with its arrival, who, believing it to be a threat, immediately assumes the fetal position and gives it the locations of the children and valuables.
• Everything about the space news. It seems like it was made from leftover segments of Interdimensional Cable.

#2

• After being arrested for scamming the stock market, we hear Rick's crimes. Dimensional tampering, theft, collusion, destruction of parallel realities, assault with a deadly weapon, resisting arrest, and soliciting sex to a judge. Turns out he had Morty do that last one on his behalf.
  Judge: Krandor, keeper of records. Please read back Rick Sanchez's last statements.
  Krandor: Ahem. "You like what you see? Wink, wink. Oh, I get it. You like your wine aged, huh? You want to tug on these 'swangly old balls,' is that it?"
• Rick picks an unusually handsome man out of the crowd of prisoners, thinking his stoicism and heroic looks means in for being framed or standing up to a corrupt system.
• Rick reveals he has secret panels hidden in the labyrinth that he uses to store things like spare clothes, a lot of alcohol, and what appears to be an extremely diverse collection of sex toys.
• On a job application to a restaurant, Summer wrote "technically, yes" under "Experience and/or food management". That experience happened to take the form of leading a group of sentient food people in a war. When asked by the employer to elaborate, she simply says "No."

#3

• The heroic-looking prisoner shows up again, with Rick constantly pestering him about how he needs to get out of the labyrinth in order to [insert various heroic prisoner stereotype]. Turns out he's in there for running a school bus off a road while blackout drunk. Rick is actually overjoyed about that because it means he doesn't have to feel guilty about killing him.
• Summer demands Rick prove it's really him.
  Rick: Fine. When you were three years old there was a fire. You probably don't remember much, but y'all got burrrned! [shoots her unconscious]

#5

• Morty goes to a summer camp he's always gone to but never mentioned. For some reason, people like Rick and Bird Person show up as counselors.
• Morty can hear the theme song of the camp (represented as a music banner across the panels) and can tell when the scene changes. He's understandably freaked out at becoming an unwitting Fourth-Wall Observer.
• In the scene where's Morty's hunting down the campers, Squanchy's already offed himself before Morty could get him.

#6

• It's an episode of Ball Fondlers, as advertised in Interdimensioanl Cable. Of course it's hilarious!
• A guard comes into the barn, investigating the noise made by Benjamin. At first it seems like he's hidden himself, as all the guard can find is a goat with her babies. Then the guard's commentary to the baby goats breaks down into confused and frightened "uh"s as he notices Benjamin's head poking out from under the goat, watching him unblinkingly.
• Attilla Starwar, introduced as he talks as long as he can in a single sentence while making rhymes for "plan".
• After an introductory shot of a prison hallway where the prisoners scream for death and decry God, we see the senator who the protagonists are here to rescue... who's completely calm and relaxed. This is despite the fact that most of his face has been ripped off and he's emaciated to the point of being a skeleton. Even as his nose falls off, his biggest concern is that the rat that ate his face might be getting a chest cold.
• The villain, Normalhead Regulararms, who has snakes for arms and an entire miniature donkey for a head.
• As the villain corners the Ball Fondlers, prepared to execute them, Benjamin wanders through the confrontation completely naked.
  Normalhead Regulararms: I'm not really sure what's happening right now, but I'm pretty sure I want you dead.
• The fact that the entire episode was an elaborate build-up to promoting a drink.

#7

• Rick's constant mockery of the Cyberpunk alternate universe, followed by a dig at Steampunk.
  Rick: They're people who wear cogs on their hats and think zeppelins are an ideal form of transport. They have a sense of humor.
• The scene at the end where Morty successfully flirts with Jessica and nearly has sex with her...only for Jessica to turn into Scary Terry. It's Jessica's dream.
  Jessica: Well, I've got some stuff to work through.

#8

• Rick wards off a preacher, telling him that unless his religious pamphlet tells him where the nearest bar is he doesn't care. Turns out it does.
  • The religion in question? The Church of Truthsteak, which is depicted as an obese creature devouring someone bearing a strong resemblance to Morty.
• The hilariously creepy alternate version of Santa, Mr. Chimney, who has six legs and can flay people down to their bones with his voice.
  Mr. Chimney: Yo, yo, yo! You've been a good little boy this year, Morty! I can see that. I can see lots of things, can't I? I can see you at home. I can see your family. I can see the elephant lamp on your bedside table. There's a chip in it, huh? I can see it, Morty.
  • Rick: RUN MORTY! I DIDN'T TELL HIM ABOUT THAT MORTY!
• Rick goes through the ghost plot of A Christmas Carol, mocking it all the way.

#9

• Rather than give Jerry the password, Rick opts to poke him in the eyes.
  Jerry: How was that faster than just telling me the password?
  Rick: You know, that's actually a fair point.
• The alternate Jerry ineptly flirting with Beth.
• Even when a bomb is about to go off and kill them all, Rick has his priorities in order.
  Rick: [More annoyed than anything else] Goddammit, Jerry.
• There's an alternate version of ALF where he actually eats cats onscreen, not just makes veiled sexual references.

#10

• After the detonation, Rick still has priorities.
  Rick: Oh, God. I hope... I hope... I hope that Jerry died in the explosion.
• Rick mocks the evil overlord by repeatedly telling him that his portal device is "Up my butt and around the corner". The overlord gets back at him by taking him seriously and anally probing him every time.
• Rick and Alternate Summer both describe the portal device as draining batteries like a Game Gear.
• Rick ends the issue by breaking the 4th wall to tell the reader to give the comic some awards.

#11

• The issue begins with Morty waking up in Rick's saucer. According to Rick he's a sleep fighter.
  Morty: You-you-you kidnapped me?!
  Rick: No. I poisoned you. Then I kidnapped you.
• A few panels later, Summer wakes up in the backseat. Naturally annoyed she wakes up her boyfriend. Rick promptly ejects him into space because non-family stowaways aren't allowed.
• Later, Jerry wakes up in the backseat. He's there because of how an argument with Beth over where he'd be sleeping ended.
• After switching bodies with Jerry, Summer's behavior in a call with Beth.
  Summer (as Jerry): Hello? Oh, hey, ma-hhaaa babywife, you. Honey Beth. Just a name thing I'm trying out. 'Sup, girl?

#12

• Jerry tries to change the settings on Rick's toaster. Summer brings up the humorous, but actually quite likely, possibility that Rick rigged it to a Hell dimension to prevent tampering.
• When Jerry messes with one of Rick's devices, Rick hopes it burned his hands off so Rick wouldn't be able to feed them to him for touching his stuff.

#13

• Rick and Morty have to pilot a ship in the mind of another Morty, the problem being the Morty brain isn't sophisticated enough to properly allow something that complicated. As a result, the controls have been replaced with some buttons labeled 'Bad', 'Up', 'Maybe Down', and 'Sorta Left'.
• Rick goes from heckling the resistance leaders to complete support as soon as he finds out the plan is to kill Jerry.

#14

• Rick casually shrugs off the adoration of an entire alliance of alien species because he doesn't want to get involved in politics.
• "You wanna fuck my toaster, Jerry?! You wanna fuck my toaster?!"
• Rick created his toaster as an experiment to make something useless perfect. He thinks toast itself is pointless, since it's just double cooked bread. When Jerry mentions he likes it darker, Rick flips out.
  Rick: Nobody likes it darker, Jerry!! That's- that's like quadruple cooked bread!! That's even more pointless!!
• Rick saves Morty, commenting on how he had to kill a lot of guys along the way. Then he diverges for a moment to point out the inclusiveness of the army, since there were about seven different genders of soldier that he killed and that guys is a gender-neutral term in this situation.
• After a multi-level trip through various Rick's memories, Rick slaps Jerry the moment he asks the question that started the events they witnessed.

#15

• The truest form of sport: a bunch of brainwashed kids thrown into a ring to fight for the approval and enrichment of their parents.
• Morty gives an impressive rousing speech to the other underdogs in the arena. They're all promptly slaughtered as soon as they try to fight.

#16

• The Robobros, robotic parodies of college fratboys. Apparently the only way to beat them is to wait twenty years until they realize they've wasted their lives.

#17

• Rick's argument that R2D2 is a slave, making the rebellion little better than the Empire.
• Rick gives some random objects sentience to prove to Jerry that it's not that special.
  • Summers's phone creeps her out, so she asks Rick to deactivate it. So he kills it.
• Rick's brief rant where he makes Morty promise to always wear a condom.
• Turns out Rick is wanted dead in the kingdom he's visiting. He says it's because he didn't approve of the King' wife. The exact wording at the time was a bit... stronger.
  "This [bleep]? This [bleep] couldn't be the [bleeping] queen of a [bleeping] [bleep] hole! [Bleepity] [bleeping'] [bleep]!"
• Rick brings a couple of missiles to life as they're fired at him. After one of them explodes, the others promptly decide to do something different with their lives.

#18

• Rick had a bee gun. It shoots bees. No explanation is given for why he made this.
• Rick tells Jerry to knock on the front door of the thugs holding Morty and demand him back, saying they respect assertiveness. He bails the moment Jerry isn't looking at him.

#19

• When Rick shoots the creep harassing Summer with the bee gun, he makes it clear she didn't need him to rescue her. He just thinks all entitled douchebags should be shot with bees.
• A Meeseeks gets caught by the federation as part of Rick's penp juice operation. Since he can't complete his task, he just begs anyone he can to kill him.

#20

• Morty hitting his head on a door while looking at Jessica bend over for a "lucky penny".
• Beth thinking she can "Pull a Rick" by saving an alien planet by being drunk. Kind of works but the ship carrying them gets destroyed instead, but not before Beth and Summer use the portal back to their dimension.

#21

• Morty's tangent about the buttholes of The Golden Girls.
  Rick: Dammit, Morty, that's not what he's talking about.

Dungeons & Dragons Crossover

• The story begins as D&D has started to get really popular at Morty's school (kids are talking about their own campaigns on the bus), with Morty later overhearing a few obsessive McElroy Brothers fans in the lunchroom:
  Girl #1: My mom heard the word 'dungeon' and thinks it's a sex thing.
  Girl #2: I wish. I want to have Griffin McElroy's babies!
  Girl #1: Dibs on Justin.
  Boy: I'd let Travis explore my adventure zone...
  • Even better? Travis McElroy retweeted the preview pages of the comic.