- Dirty Frank riding a giant Cyborg Mutant turkey while naked at a Christmas dinner with a fatties' club while brandishing a gun.
- Dirty Frank's performance on stage in place of Aaaaaargh. He urinates non-stop for twenty three minutes.
- This little exchange:
Dirty Frank: (About Aimee's elf outfit) It's a good look for you, Aimee. Very fetching.Dirty Frank: But, then Dirty Frank would be unable to see.Aimee Nixon: That's the point, you self-aggrandising metalist!Dirty Frank: What Dirty Frank does to his own body in private is his own business.