Funny / Godzilla: The Half-Century War

• When the Anti-Megalosaur Force realizes they've got a human foe:
  Ota: ...Did anyone bring... a gun?
  Ken: ...I never saw the point of bringing a gun to a Godzilla fight.
  Col. Schooler: Sometimes I wonder about this crack team that I have assembled.
  • There's another realistic outcome later when Ken chews out Ota for smoking near him when he's trying to quit, which results in this gem:
    "...Ken, we chase a giant, radioactive dinosaur for a living and you're worried about getting cancer from a cigarette.
• Also from Half-Century War, the Mothra van. Just the Mothra van.