Funny / Super Mario Adventures

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     Chapter 1 
  • As Warp Pipes manage to appear all over the castle basement, Mario runs out with him dragging Luigi. Luigi then gives us this gem.
    Luigi: Wait! Let me grab what's left of my lunch!
    Mario: Forget the crush canneloni! Let's beat feet!
  • One of the Toads says that the Warp Pipes uprooted the palace petunias.
  • This gem:
    Luigi: HELP! I'm being devoured by vile vegetation!
     Chapter 2 
  • As Peach chases after Bowser by jumping out of a window, some Toads starts to run down a wall with a bedsheet and try to stop her. She instead bounces perfectly off of the bedsheet and continues pursuing Bowser on foot. And as she landed perfectly, another Toad awarded her with 10 points.
  • The Minister of Massage (yes, that's his name) turns a statued Mario back to normal by giving him a massage... for a week.
    Mario: I feel kind of slap happy...
  • Luigi's reaction to seeing Yoshi for the first time after he pops out of his egg at the end of the chapter.
    Luigi: It's alive!
     Chapter 3 
  • Peach and the Toads are in the desert and are out of water. The Toads see a bunch of clouds and start to do a Rain Dance. They're actually Lakitu clouds and start to drop Spinys. This is made funnier when one of the Toads thinks they did the wrong dance.
  • This:
    Mario: Who are you?
    Floyd: Why, I'm Friendly Floyd. Need a toothbrush? Lightbulb? Electronic ignition for your car? You name it, I've got it.
  • And later...
    Floyd: That's the story in a nutshell— or should I say, eggshell.
  • Mario and Luigi buy a Yoshi translation book at the bargain price of 10 coins (which was originally 3000 coins, but discounted since they're "friends of Yoshi"). It's made funnier when every phrase in the book translates to "Yoshi".
    Mario Bros.: Wait 'til I get my hands on that Friendly Floyd!!
  • The narrator calling the Chase Scene "the cookout".
    Chapter 4 
  • Mario and Luigi rolling up the bottom right of the chapter's last page. Luigi then says that Peach "stole the spotlight this month".note 
     Chapter 5 
  • Early in the chapter, Mario gets shot to Bowser's castle by a Bullet Bill. He says this gem.
    Mario: This must be the Koopa Express!
     Chapter 6 
     Chapter 7 
     Chapter 8 
  • Mario asks Luigi if they survived the fall. Luigi then tells him not to ask. Made funnier by the fact that his head is underground.
     Chapter 9 
  • This scene when Mario thinks that the haunted house they found is a trap.
    Mario: I'm telling you, Weege, I have a weird feeling about this...
    Koopalings: THE JIG'S UP— THEY KNOW IT'S A TRAP!
    Bowser: Mark my words! They're tired, hungry, and, best of all, lost. This cozy little bungalow is just too tempting for a snoopy pair like the Mario Bros.. And it's unlocked, which makes it irresistible!
    Mario: Wait, Luigi. We may be tired, lost, and worst of all, hungry. But we must keep our wits about us. There's something strange about this place... My Gut Feeling is that it's a trap! C'mon— let's get out of here.
    (cut to the Koopalings and Bowser looking disappointed)
     Chapter 10 
  • Mario dressing up as Dr. Mario and Luigi dressing up as a nurse, which is Hilarious in Hindsight, because an actual game called "Dr. Luigi" was released years after the comic.
     Chapter 11 
  • Luigi telling Mario not to look down as he's standing on the snout of a Blargg.
     Chapter 12 
  • The narrator reading the recap for the last chapter. It seems normal until the last sentence.
    They arrived just in time to witness the compliant princess pledge her love for... BOWSER?!!? Can it be??!!
     Mario Vs. Wario 
  • This scene with Pako:
    Pako: HALT! I'll not let you pass!
    Mario: Whoa! A monster octopus! I don't get it— what's an octopus doing in this fresh water marsh? Everybody knows that an octopus can't live in fresh water.
    (Pako relizes the situation)
    Pako: That would explain why I've been feeling sickly.
    Mario: I knew it!
    • Mario then proceeds to pour what he thinks is salt into the marsh, although it was actually sugar, causing Pako to faint.
  • A fan dub of Mario Vs. Wario adds this gem to epilouge:
    Narrator: "Will Wario ever get over the inequites of his childhood? Will he ever get even with Mario? And will he ever get to be sheriff again???" Find out... Eh, probably never (chuckles).