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A major announcement is made more dramatic by being said in a matter of fact tone.
Brevity, as the Real Life
examples show, can be the soul of this trope. Ancient Sparta used it, making this Older Than Feudalism
A Super Trope
to Little "No"
, Flat "What."
Compare Tranquil Fury
, Major Injury Underreaction
, Danger Deadpan
, This Is Gonna Suck
, Casual Danger Dialog
Contrast Chewing the Scenery
, Large Ham
, Big Word Shout
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- Takeru Takaishi in the Tamers Forever Series delivers one of these when he calls the other Digidestined to fight once more and Kari and Yolei, only knowing that Gennai has summoned them bring along their children hoping it will be a simple reunion. which leads to this:
Takeru: "I will hold no responsibility for those children's deaths. Understood?"
Davis: "Damn, TJ, are you insane!"
Takeru: "If those two stay in this world, I assure you that they will die, as well as their parents. And if you call me…that, again, I will break your jaw so hard that you'll have to swim to the bottom of the lake for the pieces."
- Jaws: Chief Brody's quote (ad-libbed by Roy Scheider), above, comes after he sees the shark for the first time. It's dramatic and hilarious - so much that editing tricks were done so the screams from the shark Jump Scare didn't mute it!
- The Bourne Identity. When trapped in the farmhouse Bourne is asked if the children will be harmed. "Not gonna happen," is his reply.
- Equilibrium: "No." and "Not without incident."
- When trapped in Moria in the movie of The Fellowship of the Ring, Boromir looks out the door and announces, "They have a cave troll." The tone is almost conversational. The circumstances, that this is important information in an already critical situation, make it dramatic.
- Hellboy: Liz Sherman: [to John as she ignites her powers] "You should be running."
- Much of Nicholas Angel's dialogue in the last half of Hot Fuzz is a direct parody of this very common action movie trope.
- Snatch: When Turkish realises that Mickey is going to win a fight they have promised a psychotic gangster he will lose, his voice over quietly says "Now... we are fucked."
- In Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Indiana Jones is hanging by his fingernails above a bottomless pit. A fellow treasure hunter has already fallen attempting to retrieve the Holy Grail. At that, his father softly says, "Indiana, let it go." referring to him as "Indiana" rather than "Junior" for the first time. This convinces Indy to abandon the Grail and get to safety.
- Also, "The floor is on fire." (though in this case, it's fueled by resignation as Indy didn't want to hear him)
- From the original, "Whiskey?" while his face is about to be burned off.
- The Last Starfighter:
Ko-Dan Officer: She won't answer the helm! We're locked into the moon's gravitational pull. What do we do?
- The Little Shop of Horrors (Roger Corman's version). Two cops are talking.
Cop 1: How're the kids?
Cop 2: Lost another one this week..
Cop 1: How?
Cop 2: Playing with matches.
- All this dialogue was delivered with no more emotion than if they were discussing the weather.
- Every line spoken by Ivan Drago in Rocky IV. Most notably "You will lose." and "I must break you."
- Almost every line. The one exception mirrors Rocky's unbreakable spirit wearing Drago down.
- Soldier. Kurt Russell's laconic character Todd (104 words total spoken in the movie).
Sandra: "But one soldier, against seventeen. What are you going to do?"
Todd: "I'm going to kill them all, sir."
- Star Wars: Alec Guiness as Obi-Wan Kenobi says "Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan... Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time."
- It's his expression and carefully taking a seat that says it all.
- Alec Guinness' performance has to be seen in light of the backstory. His character has just had the shock of his life, but he also has a lifetime of experience and training in a mystic philosophy of being centered and in control. It almost takes the prequels to really show how big of an effect this is. Like seeing a planet twitch.
- Superman - General Zod: "Why do you say these things to me, when you know I will kill you for it?"
- In True Lies Arnold Schwarzenegger's character, while under the influence of Truth Serum, announces in a monotone exactly how he is going to kill two villains seconds before doing so.
- Lampshaded in Serenity:
Mal: Fear's nothing to be ashamed of, Doctor.
Simon (with a perfectly straight face and calm voice): This isn't fear. This is anger.
Mal: Well, kinda hard to tell one from t'other, face like yours.
Simon: Yes, well, I imagine if it were fear, my eyes would be wider.
Mal: I'll look for that next time.
- Toshiro Mifune used this frequently.
Live Action TV
- "Gentlemen, I suggest you beam me aboard."
James T. Kirk
, 30 seconds from being eaten and blown up by a Giant Space Doomsday Machine.
- In the Mash TV series' Christmas Episode, "Death Takes a Holiday". Winchester is comforted by Klinger and says in a calm tone of voice, "Thanks, Max." Remarkably affecting for a simple statement of gratitude.
- In Doctor Who, the Ninth Doctor had a few of these (in addition to some requisite hammy speeches):
"My planet's gone."
- From Power Rangers RPM: A few episodes into the season, we find out that the Rangers' Mentor, Dr. K, was responsible for the creation and accidental release of the Venjix computer virus which has wrecked nearly the entire world except for Corinth City. A few episodes later, one of the Rangers named Dillon, a Half-Human Hybrid with Venjix implants, has become infected with that same virus, accelerating his transformation into a complete cyborg under Venjix's control. The only way it could be stopped was by Dr. K implanting the base code for the virus. What she says next, in a completely deadpan manner (as her personality is very deadpan because of her upbringing), shocks her team:
Dillon: I'm getting really tired of asking this, but what happened?
Dr. K: What just happened was I entered the base code for the Venjix virus. I know it because I wrote it. I'm the one who released it. Everything that's happened, everything you've all been through—it's all my fault.
- In the Supernatural episode "Devil May Care" (S09, Ep02), Irv Franklin, an old time hunter, is unimpressed when Dean tells him about all the angels falling to earth from heaven. He responds with a flat,"Huh, that's a wrinkle."
- In Guards! Guards!! by Terry Pratchett, Carrot reacts to the story of Leggy Gaskin's death by saying flatly "That shouldn't happen." When Sergeant Colon, rain streaming down his face, says "But it does," Carrot is unmoved. "But it shouldn't." Carrot's actions over the next few books make him King in all but name. Deaths in the line of duty become rare for watchmen.
- From The Far Side of the Stars, a novel in David Drake's RCN series: Adele Mundy is ambushed on the street. Three in front, eight in back mean eleven big, strong men with clubs vs two slightly built women. "I have the ones behind," her aide Tovera murmured. She did, too, killing them all by the time Adele had competently handled the three in front.
- In The Forge,
- Once Raj is asked, "Sir, what if you're wrong?" "We die."
- When riding through the horrors of a crushed enemy force, Raj instructs a guest officer, "This is defeat. Avoid it."
- In The Long Ships the protagonists are at the Yule Feast at king Harald Bluetooth. Toke gets into an argument with another guest, but the king has forbidden bloodshed in the hall. Toke suggest that they "go out to pee and bring their swords". When he comes back, they ask about his opponent. "He's done peeing."
- In Dr. No, James Bond receives a basket of fruit that he sends for testing. The telegram he receives in reply says, "Each object contained enough cyanide to kill a horse. Suggest you change your grocer."
- Psychonauts - When the giant Censor appears in Sasha Nein's Mind, Sasha stares at it briefly, then quietly says, "Run, Rasputin. Very fast."
- Tomb Raider: Anniversary.
Lara Croft: It was you. You were the Queen of Atlantis.
Jacqueline Natla: Once.
- In Mass Effect 3, after Admiral Hackett hears that Shepard managed to enter the Citadel, which is under Reaper control, he states, in complete deadpan:
Hackett: Holy shit. They did it.
- Also upon encountering the Thorian in the first game, complete with a Jaws reference.
Shepard: We are going to need bigger guns.
- Rick Point Blank has this fun bit of dialogue in reference to a healing serum after Rick shoots Don.
Don: Works better than we ever thought, huh?
Rick: Yeah. Yeah, sure does.