Funny: The Simping Detective
- Jack being hit in a firefight during Innoncence: A Broad. When Demarco asks him if it's bad, he pulls out his hipflask, which now has a bullet hole in it and is leaking whiskey, he replies "It's worse!"
- Some of Jack's Private Eye Monologues are hilariously creative with snark and Flowery Insults aplenty.
- Wank: Free with drink.