Great Plains Wildebeest. With Wizard Hat and Staff.
Beth's butter lettuce fantasy.
"We're bathroom bros!"
Everyone remaining perfectly still as Beth brushes her teeth.
30% sexier Beth's attempt at seducing Chris by doing a sexy dance. This being a Pen Ward cartoon, her noodle limbs go all over the place.
"SIGNS! They're everywhere in the future."
Everything that Jelly Kid does. Like creating a slice of bread for Danny for no reason, activating the self-destruct mode on the bus, and when Danny ask Jelly Kid to make them weapons it just abandons them.
ULTRA SUMO TECHNIQUE FIVE-HUNDRED AND NINE! *Man boob chomp*
Beth happily announcing "That's us!" when her father declares he requires the sacrifice of a virgin and a horse.
Ralph Waldo Picklechips: Or maybe a virgin horse? There's no comma on that line, could be a typo.
"HIS BRAIN STEM IS SO TURGID!"
Pretty much all of the Paralyzed Horse's lines from his time entering the worm until his heroic sacrifice . After delivering two ominous monologues back to back, it's pretty damn funny listening to the horse freak out with glee and then panic.
Catbug popping up while Beth and Horse escape the worm.
Danny going through the hall of booby traps in an effort to impress Plum.
Everything the weird little guy does with the key.
Plum's positively brutal rejection. Subversion used to fantastic effect.
Plum: No, Danny! (grabs Danny's arm) I can't let you keep hurting yourself.
Danny: Because... you love me! (grabs Plum's hand) It must be so difficult to see me in pain.
Plum: You don't have to impress me; since the day I met you, I've known that I am so not attracted to you! Maybe it's your weird cheeks, I don't know for sure... I also think you sound dumb when you say, "Go dog-sword." (laughs) Man, that's dumb.
Danny's response is even better:
Danny: Plum... thank you. All this time I've been a slave to your flowing purple hair, and your rad boobs, and your sweet, clappy little pink hands. (Plum takes her hand back.) But I get it now: now I'm free! Now, I have no reason to LIIIIVVVVEEEEEE!!! (charges at alien, throwing up two middle fingers) UP YOOOOUUURRSSSSSS!!!(half-screams, half-sobs, continues until he collapses on his knees)
The Bravest Warriors celebrate after blowing up a planet to stop sexism.
The cupcake death match.
The movie trailers that they watch.
Beth describing her movie choice:
Beth: I don't want to say that my movie choice will scare the pants off anyone since that would be gross if it literally happened, so instead I'll just say this: I hope none of you are pregnant, because this movie will scare the baby RIGHT OUT OF YOU. And then you'll have a baby that you have to feed and give up your dreams for. I don't know all the details. I am not a doctor.
The giant two-headed kitty attacking their spaceship.
Beth and Plum use as many puns as they can while fighting zombies in the food court.
Danny teaching the clown children how to kill a ghost manages to be heartwarming and hilarious.