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  • In one story Bill Clinton and one of his generals were in a base set in Sicily discussing about a smart missile that should hunt down his target and kill it with a hammer, and were checking about people that wouldn't be missed on which to test it while Cattivik was stealing military secrets in the nearby room. At one point Cattivik overhears them laughing at the chosen target and his idiotic face, and, overwhelmed by curiosity, barges in begging to see the face of the imbecile... And promptly realizes they were laughing at him.
    • Also, the general's reaction (before setting the missile on him).
      "By Saddam's pants, it's impossible..."
    • The chase, including such pearls like Cattivik trying to convince the missile to drown himself and riding the missile while using a wanted poster of himself as fake target, ends when Cattivik tricks the missile into mistaking a black trash sack for him and close him in a silo... That the general reveals holds a missile with a nuclear warhead. Three guesses at what happens after Clinton and the general have fled away.
  • The story The Gate is the ultimate Door Dumb joke. To reach the apartment he intends to rob he has to pass a small iron gate at the top of the stairs, so he pulls, then pushes, then tries to break it, then tries to persuade the gate to open with threats, failed cons, magic and even bribes and begging, and then attacks it with napalm, bombs from a B-52, the Wave-Motion Gun of a city destroyer from Independence Day, and a nuke, all to no avail. Finally, he gives up... And one of the inhabitants of the apartment leaves and opens the sliding door. Cattivik took it just as well as you imagine.
  • Cattivik Vs Solitomino Bufo, a crossover story where Cattivik meets a fusion between the usual Solitomino and the titular character of L'Omino Bufo (a strip usually published in the same magazine as Cattivik based on lame puns and bad art) who costantly screws him up with a bunch of pranks, each time ending with the usual lame pun. Most absurdous thing made in the whole comic.

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