Due to large amounts of GettingCrapPastTheRadar moments, unusual characters, and absurdity, ''Adventure Time'' has many moments that will leave the audience giggling.


[[folder:Original Short]]
* Pen's famous line regarding a certain piece of clothing that he wears on his head.
-->'''Pen:''' Why're you always stealing ladies?!\\
'''Ice King:''' [[AndNowYouMustMarryMe I'm going to make one marry me! Hehehehe!]]\\
'''Pen:''' That's... ''STUPID!'' ''(hits Ice King)''\\
'''Ice King:''' Your ''hat'' is stupid!\\
'''Pen:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis MY]] [[NiceHat HAT!]] ''[[MemeticMutation IS AAAWWWEEESOOOME!!!]]'' ''(kicks Ice King)''
* The also-famous UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln scene:
-->'''Pen:''' What's going on? ... A-Abraham Lincoln?\\
'''Abraham:''' Pen. Your mind has been transported back in time. And to Mars.\\
'''Pen:''' Wh-What??\\
'''Abraham:''' [[{{Handwave}} It doesn't matter.]] What ''does'' matter is you need to believe in yourself!\\
''(scene cuts back to Pen in Ice Kingdom)''\\
'''Pen:''' '''''[[BigNever NEVEEEEER!!!]]'''''
* Jake connecting to the internet with his mind. He downloads a little dance, which Pen starts to do.
* ''ALL'' of Lady Rainicorn's dialogue. She sounds like a screaming pigeon.
* Jake and LR meeting for the first time, completely ignoring Pen's fight with the Ice King.
* Jake casually defeating the Ice King after the blue doofus reveals the source of his power- he nonchalantly calls the Ice King a "sloppy milkshake" and punches the crown off his head, revealing a little dollop of white hair.
* The ninjas stealing the old guy's diamonds.

[[folder:Season 1]]
[[AC:"Slumber Party Panic"]]

* "SLAMACOW! [[WhosLaughingNow WHO'S not good at math?!]] I was all like 'FOOOUUUR!!'"
* It might be childish, but the very end made me laugh like a lunatic.
--> '''Finn:''' Starchy, you're not a zombie.\\
'''Starchy:''' I can't help it! Flesh is delicious!\\
'''Finn:''' YOU'RE delicious.\\
'''Starchy:''' Ooh! Don't squeeze me, I'll fart!\\
''Finn squeezes Starchy and he farts.''
* "''Beeecause'' the Candy People are made of sugar, you '''''[[IdiotHero dingdong]]'''''!!" PB's delivery was just genius.

[[AC:"Trouble In Lumpy Space"]]
* Lumpy Space Princess' argument with her parents (the way they yell helps).
* And don't forget [[spoiler: Lumpy!]]Finn and Jake arguing at the dance. Their voices are just hysterical.
** Finn's facial expression while yelling that made it all the more [[{{Narm}} narmy]].
* Finn imitating LSP over the phone.

[[AC:"Prisoners of Love"]]
* Everyone's BadBadActing when they're pretending to throw a dance party in the Ice King's cell, especially Lumpy Space Princess.
* The Ice King has just been beaten up quite badly by Finn. While unconscious, he dreams he is flying, and ponders why no one seems to like him:
-->'''Ice King:''' ''(sighs)'' What's wrong with me?\\
'''Cosmic Owl:''' Hoo. You're a [[TheSociopath sociopath]].

[[AC:"Tree Trunks"]]
* Jake's BigNo
* "[If I could do anything] I would pick... AN APPLE." "....Lame."
* When Finn starts to express doubts about bringing Tree Trunks along on an adventure, Jake manages to convince him to go with it by waving his arms around and repeatedly saying "It's fine, it's fine..."
* This scene:
-->'''Finn:''' What are you doing, Tree Trunks?\\
'''Tree Trunks:''' I'm helping you by tempting this guy with... ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar my body]]''...\\
'''Finn:''' It's not a ''guy'', Tree Trunks! It's a snake-armed ruby brain beast!\\
'''Tree Trunks:''' Even brain beasts get lonely, Finn!\\
'''Finn:''' Jake! You were supposed to watch her!\\
'''Jake:''' ''(covered in Tree Trunks's lipstick)'' She got past me, man. I tried to stop her, but she over-powered me...
* [[spoiler:The infamous ending where Tree Trunks explodes after taking a bite of the Crystal Gem Apple, complete with Finn's, Jake's, and the Crystal Guardian's shocked reactions.]]

[[AC:"The Enchiridion!"]]
* "Watch where you're going!"
* The Keeper gives a long explanation of the quest for the Enchiridion, and Finn easily solves the first "riddle," without even saying a word until asked how he knew what to do.
--> '''Finn:''' [[RuleOfCute I just thought you'd look cute stuffed in that lock.]]\\
'''Keeper:''' Ah, yes. That's how ''most'' people get in.
** Doubly funny because the Keyper very obviously has a giant key tied to his head.
* "[[{{TrueNeutral}} If you want the Heroes' Enchiridion, THEN SLAY THIS UNALIGNED ANT!]]"
** "Never. ''Never.'' '''[[BigNever NEVER!!]]''' ''(proceeds to kick evil guy [[GroinAttack in the crotch]])''
** And then when Finn accidentally attacks the Keyper in a blind rage:
-->'''Keyper''': Congratulations, Finn the human. Now you have truly reached the end--\\
'''Finn''': NEVER! ''[Punches the Keyper]'' Oh, no. Mr. Keyper, I'm sorry! W-why are you wearing that little Devil costume?\\
'''Keyper''': These are my pajamas. I was getting ready for bed.
* After the [[OurGnomesAreWeirder gnomes]] destroy old ladies after Finn and Jake rescued them:
-->'''Jake:''' HEY! That kid just ''saved'' you guys! You should ''thank'' him! Not destroy old ladies! Do you even know what I'm talkin' about? Say thank you! Saaay thaaank yoooouuu.\\
'''Gnome:''' KILL IT!!\\
'''Jake:''' ''(Jake dodges their zaps and grabs them)'' ''GET BACK IN THERE! (puts gnomes back in boiling puddle)''
** Hell, the gnomes destroying old ladies for ''anything'' Finn did or said.

[[AC:"Ricardio the Heart Guy"]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud0wP6z8U3Q "I'm not jealous! I'm WEIRD!!!!"]]
-->'''Jake:''' ...Hoo boy. Hey Finn, come here. [[TalkAboutThatThing I need you to help me slay these peanut monsters at the bar.]]
* One of the scene transitions has [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFeY0H2b-rY& a bunch of balloons floating across the screen]]... Complete with a balloon with an angry face that's ''randomly screaming''.
** The same balloons (complete with angry one) make a reappearance in the episode "What is life?", when they carry Finn and NEPTR into the mountains.
* At one point:
-->'''Ricardio:''' I'm going to rip out Princess Bubblegum's heart and '''[[GrossUpCloseUp make out with it.]]'''

[[AC:"Business Time"]]
* One of the frozen businessmen gets promoted by Finn for "taking one for the team" (letting Hot Dog Princess, a Dachshund, kiss him instead of Finn). Cue all the other businessmen trying to smooch Hot Dog Princess.

[[AC:"My Two Favorite People"]]
* Lady Rainicorn's old voice is hysterical, especially with how oddly sexual her dialogue comes off with Finn.
* How Jake plots revenge: he calls his friend Tiffany who is a boy.
* At the end, when Finn and Jake reconcile:
-->'''Jake:''' Let's never be stupid again.\\
'''Finn:''' Wait, let's ''always'' be stupid, forever!

[[AC:"Memories of Boom Boom Mountain"]]
* "I'M NAKED! HIHIHIHIHIHIHI!" The Naked Wizard can appear only once and steal the whole show.
** ''(puts a patch of cloud on top his head)'' "NOT NAKED!"
* At the end, after Finn's helped everyone, Jake pipes up.
--> '''Jake:''' ''I'' have a problem!\\
'''Finn:''' What's that?\\
'''Jake:''' This dolphin fell in love with me! ''(points to the dolphin standing next to him)''\\
'''Finn:''' That's the ''opposite'' of a problem!\\
''(cut to the two of them riding the dolphin like a jetski)''\\
* "Pigs on my knees! ''Pigs on my knees!''"
* After Finn explains why he wants to help everyone, Jake whispers to the marauders "He still cries when he poops. Thanks for being cool, guys."

* "Yeah, dude, ''force'' that enthusiasm!"
* "Dang it, Leonard! If we don't talk at the same time, nobody will understand us!"
* When Finn and Jake get offered free wizard powers:
-->'''Jake:''' Wait! Let's not be too rash! Just look at this guy! Check out the sunken, lifeless eyes... The foul stench of decay... You know what that means?\\
'''Finn:''' Means he's evil, I guess.\\
'''Jake:''' Well, evil, sure... but mostly, he's unattractive, and unattractive people are desperate. You should haggle with him!\\

* This:
-->'''Finn:''' It was just the wind, ''scaredy cat''.\\
'''Jake:''' [[BlatantLies I wasn't scared.]] I was ''singing!'' [[BadLiar I was singing my scream song.]] ''(yelps three times)''\\
'''Finn:''' ''(quickly; almost deadpan)'' You're a total wuss, man.
* [[MoodDissonance The flashback to hula-hooping in the Fire Kingdom.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XkC6JiMGKM The song about Finn and Jake trying to look for a new home]], with Marceline saying that she's not mean; she just lost track of her moral code after 1000 years of existence.

[[AC:"City of Thieves"]]
* The montage of citizens of the city of thieves stealing from each other.
* The ending, where Penny convinces Finn and Jake that she's reformed... then [[ImpossibleThief somehow steals the clothes off Finn's back]].
-->'''Jake:''' Dude, why are you naked?
-->'''Finn:''' (''realizing he's been stripped to his underwear'') Huh?! ''[[SayMyName PENNY!]]''

[[AC:"The Witch's Garden"]]
* This gem here:
-->'''[[GenderBlenderName Gary]]:''' [[AbhorrentAdmirer Which one of you mortals wants to]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar mate with all THIS]]?\\
'''Finn:''' Oh, um... how do I say, "[[{{Squick}} You're the grossest thing ever]]" without offending you?\\
'''Gary:''' AAAARGHHH!!
* Jake's various conversations with his subconscious.
* The witch forcing Jake to waltz with his subconscious while apologizing about stealing one of her doughnuts.
** With flowers in his underwear. And he has to start over because the witch needed to record the dance (for her newsletter).
* The witch getting angry at one of the doughnuts [[spoiler:because it's really a bagel]] and cursing it in the same way she did with Jake.
* When Jake gets his powers back, he comes up to thank the Witch, [[spoiler:and ends up close enough to snatch her magic cane, making her fall to the ground, and allowing him to ''snatch another donut'' and flee with his subconscious]].
-->'''Witch:''' [[spoiler:But didn't you learn your lesson?!]]\\
'''Jake:''' [[spoiler:NOPE!!]]

[[AC:"What Is Life?"]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W77xbWW4kTY "To the Mesosphere!" "Finally, we can die!"]]
** The fact that Finn had at some point earned a ''blood oath'' from a bunch of prankster, suicidal balloons.
* "I could wake up at any moment! .... Naaah I'm still asleep."
* "''Finn?!'' Ugh! Why can't you ever be a princess?!"
* "I think I know just the ''dumbhole'' we can get some from."
* The whole "sneaking" bit with NEPTR.
* “Yeah! Pootin’ on NEPTR to the max!”

[[AC:"Ocean of Fear"]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO86HnQF-5A NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]
* Also, "[[ShutUpHannibal Silence, Fear-Feaster]]! We know a ''lot''!"
* And who could forget:
-->'''Jake:''' Finn, you did it! You conquered your fear!\\
'''Finn:''' What?\\
'''Jake:''' You're at the bottom of the ocean!!\\
'''Finn:''' ''(beat) (farts)'' [[DelayedReaction AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!]]
* "Why did it take so long for you guys to show up?" "Because the limo driver's flaw is BEING LATE!" "....Sorry"

[[AC:"When Wedding Bells Thaw"]]
* How Finn looks when he listens to music.
* One scene for some reason had me rolling:
-->'''Ice King:''' Maybe I should go back to stealing girls. It's what I feel comfortable doing, y'know? Being free? With the wind at my back?... Lot's o' girls? ''[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Kidnappin' em?]]''\\
'''Finn:''' Alright... HERE COMES MY '''DOUBLE KICK!!!'''
* "Even though the Ice King is a ''wad''... I'm happy for 'im."
* This exchange:
-->'''Jake:''' Marriage is the most beautiful thing that could ever happen to a [[{{Jerkass}} jerk]] like you.\\
'''Ice King:''' Oh, really? Why?\\
'''Jake:''' "Why"?! ''(walks off, talking to himself)'' Poots, that guy is good! Why...\\
'''Finn:''' Jake--\\
'''Jake:''' NOT NOW! ''(to himself)'' Why, why, why...

* This part:
-->'''Jake:''' Ugh. I'd better go after him.\\
'''Jake!Sandwich:''' No, Jake, stay here. ''With me.''\\
'''Jake:''' ''(deep voice)'' '''Oh, my.''' ''(makes out with sandwich)''
** LUNCH TIME! (spork!)
* That giant cat trying to pounce on Finn. ''And constantly missing.''
--> '''Cat:''' I know exactly where you ''might'' be, Jim!
** The demon cat's powers of ''[[ParodiedTrope approximate]]'' [[TheOmniscient omniscience]] in general are pretty funny.
--->'''Demon Cat:''' Hello, Frank the human boy.\\
'''Finn:''' How did you ''almost'' know my name?!\\
'''Demon Cat:''' I have approximate knowledge of many things.
** "Unzip THIS! ''[[ToiletHumor (armpit fart)]]''"
** "I choose...[[TakeAThirdOption Sandwich!]]"
** Jake's "key hand" bit.
--->'''Jake:''' I'll get us out, with key hand! ''(hand turns into a key)''\\
'''Finn:''' I don't see any keyholes in this cage, though.\\
'''Jake:''' Not a problem, man! Lock hand! ''(his other hand turns into a lock)''
* We see one of the trials Jake went through when separated from Finn. This includes a monster waving around a laser pointer. Which Jake chases into a wall.

[[AC:"The Duke"]]
* Jake tells Finn that tons of people hate him. Cut to one angry red squirrel at a holo-computer...
-->'''Red Squirrel:''' Why, Jake? Why won't you print my letters? I... I... I '''HATE''' YOU!!!
** And again...
---> '''Red Squirrel:''' Come on! Pick it up!\\
''(Jake walks right past the letter)''\\
'''Red Squirrel:''' You son of a [[UnusualEuphemism blee-blob!]]
** Not to mention when [[spoiler:he and the Marquis of Nuts appeared at the council meeting at the end of the episode.]]
---> '''Red Squirrel:''' Remember ''me'', Jake?!\\
'''Jake:''' ''(beat)'' [[UnknownRival ...Nope.]]\\
'''Red Squirrel:''' ''[[UnstoppableRage (angrily foams at the mouth and screams)]]''
* Also when pursuing the Marquis of Nuts, Finn and Jake agree to split right and left. Even so:
-->'''Jake:''' I went left tooooooo!
* After Jake starts eating from a bowl of nuts belonging to the Duchess of Nuts:
-->'''Jake:''' Ohhhh... Should've asked if these were like, her eggs or something.
* The entire scene with the Duchess of Nuts is a scream.
-->'''Duchess of Nuts:''' [[InnocentInnuendo "WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR WHAT MY NUTS HAVE TO SAY!?"]]

[[AC:"Freak City"]]
* "This homeless old man looks hungry, but all I have is this little piece of sugar. Man, I'm friggin' all ''about'' sugar, but I'm even more about FEEDING HOBOS!"
* The Magic Man in all of his jerkassery. The best moment being him disappearing in a wave of fireworks that spell out "EAT IT".
* This part, when Finn tries to order the parts-people to work together:
-->'''Kim:''' No, man, please! I frickin' hate Trudy!\\
'''Finn:''' '''''Kim! [[IllKillYou I will DESTROY you!]]'''''\\
'''Kim:''' Okay, okay!
** Pretty much any time Kim talks in "Freak City", but especially:
--->'''Kim:''' Get his eyes! [[EyeScream Cut him in the eyes]]!
* “Think happy thoughts: little cute bees, little babies, tiny tiny bunnies.”
* Jake finds Finn because he can always sense when Finn's about to cry, much to the latter's denial.
* Finn singing again in auto tune.

* The [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent Whywolves]], who switch from being bloodthirsty to sophisticated in a single sentence. They then [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hNONgloBTs proceed to give a lecture on why they attack the House People]], all the while sounding like an education video, complete with fitting music.
-->'''Whywolf:''' Not werewolves, whywolves. Motivated by the spirit of inquiry. '''AND BLOODLUST'''
** And the ending of his lecture:
-->'''Whywolf:''' Until eventually we too are devoured by the cosmic owl. But it'll be a pretty sweet ride up until that point.
** And the abrupt switch after he has finished the lecture, as if his suppressed wild side has finally been set free:

* When Marceline is ordering Finn to hold down a man so she can feed on [[spoiler: the red from his bowtie.]]
-->'''Finn:''' I'm sorry, sir. I'm bound by my code of honor to do what she says.
-->'''Bowtie man:''' I understand, son. I was married myself once. (''SingleTear'')
-->'''Finn:''' Wait, wait! I'm not married to—

[[AC:"Rainy Day Daydream"]]
* "Conversation Parade"
* "I'm a kick-butt reality ''master!''"
** "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar DANG, girl, if you weren't a figment of my imagination, I'd wanna have your baby.]]"
* The Imagination Man’s song. Especially when he shakes his “imagination cans.”

[[AC:"What Have You Done?"]]
* "FINN! You have ''destroyed'' my faith in canned peanut brittle!"
* This. Just... this.
-->'''Ice King:''' I'll show you the true jerks... ''(removing tarp from mirror)'' BEHOLD!! ''(wind blows candlelight out)''\\
'''Finn:''' Uh... it's too dark.\\
'''Ice King:''' BEHOLD!! ''(accidentally cracks mirror)'' '''[[RuleOfThree BEHOLD!!!]]''' ''(mirror shatters)''\\
'''Finn and Jake:''' ''(beat)''
* "These bars can't hold me forever!...hey, [[WidelySpacedJailBars there's only like two of them]]!"
-->'''Ice King:''' How 'bout you just hand me my crown? I'll create some ice bars.
-->'''Jake:''' Okay!
-->'''Finn:''' No, Jake! It's a trick.
-->'''Ice King:''' I'm toying with you, ha ha. Psy-cho-logically hahahaha!
* "I am ''no man's'' bosom."
* "I can't beat up the Ice King for nothing. It's against my [[CharacterAlignment alignment.]]"
* Finn [[BadBadActing "dies"]]
-->'''Finn:''' (In complete monotone) Boo hoo, boo hoo, boo hoo hoo.\\
'''Ice King:''' (Looks around and sees Finn on the floor looking "distraught") Huh? Crying?\\
'''Finn:''' (still in monotone) Boo hoo, you hit me Ice King. I don't think I can live anymore, knowing my best bosom hit me.\\
'''Ice King:''' I was only saving you from poo poo palms!\\
'''Finn:''' (Monotonously) I'm dying because I know, you care not for me. ("Dies")
* And when the Ice King thinks he killed Finn:
-->'''Ice King:''' No! My...my bosom! [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone What hath I done?!]] My friend! *Beginning to cry while [[{{DiedInYourArmsTonight}} holding a "dead" Finn in his arms]]* My only friend!\\
'''Jake:''' [[{{MyFriendsAndZoidberg}} Hey what about me?]]\\
'''Ice King:''' WHY?! WHY?! '''WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!'''
** "...Ah, well. Gunter! Dispose of Finn's carcass!"
* The scene where Jake examines the Ice King's crown;
-->'''Ice King:''' Oh, this is a total rook!
-->'''Jake:''' Settle down, prisoner! We gotta record your belonging. One magical crown... ''(To Finn)'' Probably stolen.
-->'''Ice King:''' I didn't steal that item, I made it! Made it with the magic that I stole! So hand it over, or I'll strike menacing poses at you!
* Bubblegum going into happy hysterics after the Ice King's pained howls cure the Candy citizens, causing her to try and flip over the bed while shouting GratuitousGerman before fainting. It's just so ''random!''

[[AC:"His Hero"]]
* Billy's [[BraggingThemeTune theme song]].
** "[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also, HE FOUGHT A BEARRRRRR!]]"
* This part:
-->'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' I need surgery to make my body hot.\\
'''Finn:''' ''Yikes''.\\
'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' Yeah. I know I'm already pretty smokin'.
* The fact that Finn and Jake were actually doing more bad than good.
* "A fist raised in righteous anger? Oh no, it's ''my'' fist!"
* This:
-->'''Old Lady:''' ''(slurp)'' I didn't throw up! This gruel is very adequate.\\
'''Finn:''' [[BigYes YEAAAAAAAAH]]!!
* "MY TUMMY IS BREATHING FIRE!" And the FunnyBackgroundEvent that follows, with that guy running around screaming while his tummy is ''still'' breathing fire.
* The [[ButtMonkey hapless cobbler]] constantly getting injured.

[[AC:"Gut Grinder"]]
* Jake making a soft person go "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar wee wee]]".
* '''Finn:''' [[ParentalBonus How come you never become a monster when I want you to? You're always saying, 'Not now. I have a headache.']]
* The dialogue between Spiky Mayor and his wife Sharon after finding the stolen gold. The mayor's overdramatic "Why?!" was gold.
* Finn's reassurance of Jake that he's not sleep stealing is equal parts hilarious and creepy.
-->'''Jake''': What if I'm like, stealing gold in my sleep?\\
'''Finn:''' You can't be stealing gold in your sleep. ''[Eyes widen]'' [[CreepyChild I watch you while you sleep.]]\\
'''Jake''': What? Yo, Finn, that is creepy, man.\\
'''Finn''': I can't help it. I take pictures.\\
'''Jake''': Well, when do you sleep?\\
'''Finn''': [[TheSleepless Justice never sleeps!]]
* Jake's reaction to Finn playing the former's viola in the beginning of the episode. This turns out to be a ChekhovsGun when Finn's lousy playing snaps Jake back to his original self.

[[folder:Season 2]]
[[AC:"It Came from the Nightosphere"]]
* BlackComedy example: "Daddy, Why Did You Eat My Fries" falls victim to CerebusSyndrome incredibly rapidly, going from the titular goofy premise to Marceline wondering whether her father loves her in less than a minute.
* From the end:
-->'''Marceline:''' I've been meaning to ask you: what's with that pocket on your shirt?\\
'''Finn:''' Oh, [[spoiler:Jake's in here. ''(looking inside pocket)'' Sup, Jake?]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Jake:''' (farts)]]
* The fact that [[spoiler: Gunter the penguin]] has the most evil soul in all of Ooo.
-->"Of all of history's greatest monsters, you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered. ''Offer your soul to me, dark one!''"\\
-->'''Marceline's Dad:''' NO! You can't have [[spoiler:''my'' soul]], [[TheUndead I don't even]]-- ...Look, just get in here. [[spoiler:''(tries to suck his soul and Gunter slaps him)'']]
** Followed by:
---> "Keep your crummy soul!"
** "Gunter! Who told you you could fly?
---> '''Ice King:''' No one sucks the life from my penguins but '''ME'''! And maybe polar bears, because that's just nature, Gunter...\\
'''Ice King:''' (''after being freaked out by Marceline's Dad'') [[BringMyBrownPants I've soiled my tunic!]] [[BlatantLies Completely by choice!]]
* "Oh my glob, you guys!. ''[[ValleyGirl DUH-RAMA]] [[DramaBomb BOOOMB!]]''"
** And before that:
---> "I saw Hot Dog Princess get sucked in here, and ''I'' wasn't invited?! I was like, 'what the lump!' so I'm crashing this party."
* Marceline's dad sucking the souls from ants.
--> "Stompin' on ants, souls souls souls."
* More Radar-based fun.
-->'''Marceline:''' Finn, you're like an ant to him.\\
'''Finn:''' Well, this ant's about to get in his pants!\\
'''Marceline:'''...[[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Finn:''' Well...you know...
* [[MoodWhiplash Finn banishing Marceline's dad at the end of the episode.]]
-->"[[SeeYouInHell I'll see you in the Nightosphere, ya sick freak.]]"
* [[CatchAFallingStar The part where Marceline catches]] [[SubvertedTrope her bass instead of Finn.]]
* This exchange:
-->'''Marceline:''' Stay out of my life, dad!\\
'''Marceline's Dad:''' You're [[IWouldSayIfICouldSay not even alive!]]
* After Finn asks Marceline how he can kill her dad, Marceline admonishes Finn for it. Finn apologizes for his words, but Marceline adds that her father literally can't be killed because he's deathless.

[[AC:"The Eyes"]]
* Jake plays Mozart's "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik". It calls over snakes.
* Pretty much the entirety of Finn and Jake's insomnia-derived descent into madness. But especially Jake's eventual plan to get rid of The Horse:
-->'''Jake:''' Finn, let's kill the horse.
* TheReveal:
-->'''Finn''': It's about time I showed that horse who's the man.\\
'''Jake''': What are you going to do?!\\
'''Finn''': Say that to me one more time.\\
'''Jake''': What are you going to do?!\\
'''Finn''': Do. Doo-doo. [[LiteralAsskicking I'm going to kick that horse in the bottom!]]\\
'''Jake''': Oh, my Grod!\\
''[Finn kicks the horse, and out of its mouth comes...]''\\
'''Finn and Jake''': [[spoiler: The Ice King?!]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Ice King''']]: I should go.
** Followed by [[spoiler: the Ice King]], just packing up his horse disguise, politely saying goodbye, and leaving. He apparently thought he could just ''walk away'' after all that. Finn promptly kicks his butt.
* '''Jake''': "Did you find out I sleep in the nude? It's none of your business how nude I sleep, [[spoiler:Ice King]]! None of your business!

[[AC:"Loyalty to the King"]]
* "Did I tell you that I like the opera? But if you don't, I hate it!"
* When the Nice King orders Finn and Jake to break it gently to Turtle Princess that he doesn't really like her that much:
-->'''Finn:''' The Nice King isn't really looking for a relationship right now.\\
'''Jake:''' [[BrutalHonesty Get outta here!]]\\
(''Turtle Princess runs off crying'')
* Lumpy Space Princess punching herself into a sphere to appease the Nice King.
* When Finn glues the Ice King's beard back on and he gets found out:
-->'''Ice King:''' Ladies! I can shave it off. [[TooDumbToLive And when you get fat, I can grow it back!]]

[[AC:"Blood Under the Skin"]]
* At the beginning, Finn and Jake's dramatic confrontation with... [[MundaneMadeAwesome a tiny ladybug.]]
* Sir Slicer is hilariously jerky, not to mention SophisticatedAsHell.
-->"Good luck exposing your soft vanilla-strawberry skin to the elements, dork! Hah! Later, losers!"
* "MY MOST [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar PRIVATE PARTS]]! PEEPED BY A BOY!"
* "Dude... [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim let's just kill him and get the armor.]]" "How? He's already dead."
* TheReveal of the Armor of Zelderon: "Dude! [[spoiler: This is lady armor!]]"
* We also find out why Sir Slicer's spent the whole episode on his horse: [[spoiler: [[HoistByHisOwnPetard His armor is too heavy for him to stand up in]].]]

* Finn [[ActingUnnatural trying to be nonchalant]] while trying to find romance for his story for Jake: "Normal guy, forest guy, just like normal forest guy... (''stumbles over a root'')"
* Finn's encounter with the Jerky Teenage Bear and his over-protective mom. "He's probably not dead! I'm sorry, though! That you think he's dead!"
* "Your cage is made of sticks, brother! Just kick it apart."

[[AC:"Slow Love"]]
* After Snorlock busts into Finn and Jake's house and tells them of his problems, Finn and Jake go into a "hero huddle":
-->'''Finn:''' Jake, [[AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering what do you think?]]\\
'''Jake:''' I think our house is all jacked-up.
* Jake pretending to be a girl snail, then a guy, and then ''both.''
--> "''Say yes'' '''say yes''' ''say yes'' '''say yes'''!"
** Complete with Finn's horrified reactions throughout.
** The pec-flexing during the guy snail part.
** "Girl, you smell ''good''. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?"
* After Finn shows Snorlock how to use swords and Jake shows him how to beatbox, Snorlock's attempt at doing both at the same time... is ''awesome.'' He beatboxes the most hilarious BowChickaWowWow beat while hypnotically swinging the swords around, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NxlbevtJ6E it's hilarious]].

[[AC:"Power Animal"]]
* Jake randomly shoving ice cream into a toaster for absolutely no reason. ''Twice''.
* "Untie me so I can [[ImprovisedWeapon beat you with that sack!]]"
* "Jake's on his way to mess you up!" (cut to Jake sitting on the front stoop of the treehouse, eating a sandwich and calling out for Finn)
* "Now it's time to power up the plasma ball... with [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar sexy fun dancing]]!"
* Jake laughing at his own corny joke for [[OverlyLongGag a little too long]].
* '''Finn:''' No more games! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis No. More. PAJAMAS!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzq9w9rHhzk "Must… PARTY FOREVER!!!!!!!!!"]]
* Jake undergoes a [[{{BlatantLies}} rigorous journey of self-discovery and growth]] in order to rescue Finn, partly prompted by a comment from Cinnamon Bun. His last line of the episode as he exits with Finn?
-->'''Jake:''' Let's go eat Cinnamon Bun.

[[AC:"Crystals Have Power"]]
* Jake's flashback:
-->'''Flashback!Jake:''' I don't wanna hurt nobody!\\
'''Flashback!Jake's Dad:''' Well too bad, because you're going to hurt EVERYBODY!\\
*** It's the chipper way Jake's dad delivers this line that really makes it.
** And later: "Punch them, Jake! Punch everybody! Why not? Come on! Why not?!"
** Later still:
--->'''Jake:''' But Dad, you said I'd hurt everybody!\\
'''Spirit!Jake's Dad:''' Yeah, everybody...\\
'''Jake:''' I dunno Dad, that doesn't really help me.\\
'''Spirit!Jake's Dad:''' Everybody ''who is evil'', Jake. [[PoorCommunicationKills Let me finish next time]], hmm? Yeah?\\
'''Jake:''' Oh. [[EpiphanyTherapy Well, I'm over it then!]]
* "You didn't mash my potatoes! You didn't even [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial make me cry silently into my pillow last night for... thirty minutes...]]"
* The Crystal Guard. It's just too funny with his constant no-face/poker-face while he just stares at Jake.
* Also:
-->'''Crystal Guardian 1:''' Hurry up, guys. I've gotta take a crystal donk.\\
'''Crystal Guardian 2:''' Aww man, I don't wanna hear that!\\
'''Crystal Guardian 1:''' Hey, whatever man. I ain't ashamed.
* Jake's controlled fighting, where he punches a Crystal Guardian ''very slowly''.
* The Crystal Men gushing over Queen Quartzion, AKA [[spoiler: Tree Trunks.]]
* Pretty much everything Quartzion says:
** "Finn, it's not sexy for a king to call his queen bananas."
** "Don't you [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar put your junk on my trunk!]]"
* "She's too sassy and powerful!"
* "If I had a penny for every time someone went crazy hopped-up on magical energy... (''{{beat}}, {{aside glance}}'') ...I'd be Abraham Lincoln!"

[[AC:"The Other Tarts"]]
* Finn's InsaneTrollLogic in carrying the tarts through the Desert of Doom because no tart thieves would expect him to go that way.
* When Finn and Jake try to take a short-cut through a cave:
-->'''Finn:''' Jake, did you just sniff my butt?\\
'''Jake:''' Just now? No.\\
''(few seconds later)''\\
'''Jake:''' Finn, did you just lick me...all the way up my arm?\\
'''Finn:''' Uh, no.
* Finn and Jake being held up for the last of the tarts by [[KillerRabbit a butterfly]]. With [[FrickinLaserBeams a laser pistol]].
* [[IceCreamKoan The famous]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic Tart-Toter speech]]:
-->'''Tart Toter:''' This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists ''all'' our arms collectively, but... if sweetness ''can'' win--''and it can''--then [[MindScrew I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday]], my friend. Peace.\\
'''Finn:''' ''Yeesh''...
** Plus the fact that Lumpy Space Princess [[FunnyBackgroundEvent randomly shows up in the Tart-Toter's hallucination]], then snags a ride on a passing donut.

[[AC:"To Cut a Woman's Hair"]]
* Finn chewing up food to feed to baby birds.
* The Tree Witch showing off her powers by... [[{{Anticlimax}} briefly turning her arms into tree branches]].
* "You're gonna have to spend the rest of your life in this witch's butt."
* When Finn gets fed up and [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech tells off the Tree Witch]], poor Jake can only moan [[UnwantedAssistance "Duuude!"]] from beneath the witch's "bottomless bottom".
* Finn showing off [[spoiler: his truly epic hair]] for the Tree Witch.
* After Finn is caught cutting some of LSP's lumps, LSP thinks he likes her and starts hitting on him, which scares away Finn.
---> '''LSP:''' I knew you liked me, Finn! That's why you're running! Get in touch with your feelings, babe!
** Before that, we have this scene where Finn finds her talking in her sleep
--> '''LSP:''' *talking in her sleep* Get away from my camp! I'll cut you! I'm never gonna go back home.....
* Finn digs up a grave of Princess Beautiful, hoping to find some hair. He finds the princess is already a skeleton (a live one at that!), but no hair. After Princess Beautiful as a skeleton walks away, Finn reads more of her epitaph and finds that she died of baldness.

[[AC:"The Chamber of Frozen Blades"]]
* Ice King freezing the other patients in line at the hospital... including [[JerkAss the one who was willing to let him cut ahead]].
* "Just give it to me straight, doc... am I gonna have to pay for this?"
* "Three Jakes?! That's one too many!" Guess math ''isn't'' Finn's strong suit after all.
* "The Ice King abducted me while I was distracted by the horrifying beauty of birth."
* "Dear diary...and you better write me back this time!"
* "I was at the hospital, for it turns out that Gunter was preggers!"

[[AC:"Her Parents"]]
* "You know, I thought painting ourselves rainbow colors using condiments and stuff from the fridge so we could pretend to be rainicorns was a good idea when you pitched it to me five minutes ago, but now I'm not so sure, man..."
* The fact that Mr. and Mrs. Rainicorn completely fall for Jake's PaperThinDisguise.
* Finn's initially horrified reaction to Soy People... turning to delight when he tries it.
-->'''Jake:''' Finn, you're delicious!

[[AC:"The Pods"]]
* "Uh-oh, someone's gonna do a quest for a frog."
* Finn "testing" the piglets for evilness... with an actual pen-and-paper test.
** And ''succeeding''. Kind of.
* "It's a wand that poops glitter! What's gooder than that?"
* "Don't just lick stuff! It's evil!" Even funnier when you realize [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar what the chocolate ice-cream oozing out of the vaguely butt-shaped pod]] [[ToiletHumor is supposed to look like]].

[[AC:"The Silent King"]]
* Finn's line when he and Jake are fighting the Goblin King at the beginning.
-->'''Finn (singing):''' WANDS ARE FOR '''WIMPS'''!
* The goblins randomly rioting without a king to tell them what to do.
* This little piece:
-->'''Finn:''' Jake, you wanna stay up all night listening to rules?
-->'''Jake:''' *immediately falls asleep*
* Finn keeping the goblins fooled into thinking he's still on the throne by using [[PaperThinDisguise a giant golem wearing a cardboard box with Finn's face drawn on it.]]

[[AC:"The Real You"]]
* "DON'T YOU SEE, PRINCESS? [[UnfortunateImplications WE WERE ALL BORN TO DIEEEEE!]]" Just that something so nihilistic could be said in a children's show is amazing.
* Near the beginning:
-->'''Finn:''' [My present for Princess Bubblegum is] a scale model of the Candy Kingdom! Made out of my saliva!\\
'''Jake:''' So this means you wanna give her your ''spit'', huh?\\
'''Finn:''' Yeah!..... '''WAIT--NO!'''
* The lecture on "Theoretical Fightonomics" deserves a mention:
-->'''Worm Professor:''' And the great question endures: who would win in a fight between [[FriedrichNietzsche Nietzsche's]] {{Ubermensch}} and Man-Droid? The answer is... [[TakeAThirdOption Werewolf Queen!]] It's ''always'' [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Werewolf Queen!]]
-->'''Worm Professor:''' And when I finally meet the Werewolf Queen, [[DidYouJustRomanceCthulhu she will take me on as her Royal Consort]] and we will rule in blood!

[[AC:"Death in Bloom"]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwRUc4HA0ck This particular scene.]]
--> '''Finn:''' More skeletons. We have to be really......''really'' quiet!\\
'''Jake:''' ''({{Beat}} stare, before farting and causing the whole cave to echo his fart and tremor)''\\
'''Skeleton:''' ''(the many skeletons look behind them and see Finn and Jake)'' GET 'EM! ''(start running towards them)''\\
'''Finn:''' JAKE!\\
'''Jake:''' [[ItAmusedMe I thought it would be funny!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbkylKQ0aw "THE MORROW IS A BIRD!"]]
-->'''Princess Bubblegum''': "I will be back on the Morrow. SCREEEE!"
* When Jake's memory is restored, Death kisses him on the lips:
-->'''Death''': Kiss of Death, baby. You've got your memory back.\\
'''Jake''': Aw, man! I wished I didn't.
* The montage of Finn and Jake ''taking care'' of PB's flower, with them seemingly not noticing that it's slowly dying. The montage ends with them tucking it to sleep, and it's only after then that Finn goes "Ahhh...''we killed it, man!''"

[[AC:"Susan Strong"]]
* From the beginning:
-->'''Finn:''' Oh man, these guys are afraid of their own shadows!\\
'''Jake:''' We could rule them like gods!...''[[GodIsEvil Angry]]'' [[GodIsEvil gods]]...
* The montage of Finn showing Susan Strong around the land of Ooo, and her initially freaking out over ''everything''.
* Finn shoving “sidewalk brittle” in Susan’s mouth.
* This part:
--->'''Princess Bubblegum:''' They shall see how ''terrifying'' the candy people can be... [[DefangedHorrors HA-BLOO-BLOO-BLOO...]] Hee-hee!\\
'''Jake:''' ''(quietly, to Finn) They're doomed.''
* "Well....you killed her."
* This:
-->'''Finn:''' Quick, show me your scary face!
-->'''Gumdrop Lass:''' Oh, uh...''(bends down and turns on flashlight)'' ''[[BadBadActing RAWR.]]''

[[AC:"Mystery Train"]]
* After Finn says the conductor is too obvious a suspect because he's "weird and creepy", the conductor randomly rides in on a skateboard and says this:
-->"Hey, everyone... this is the conductor. I couldn't help but overhear someone here say that I'm, 'weird and creepy?' Heh heh, heh... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I'm not weird and creepy.]] [[SoCoolItsAwesome I'm cool and awesome...]] heh heh. Heh! HEHEH! [[EvilLaugh HEHEHEHEHEH!!]]"
* Also this, when yet another of Finn's suspects ends up dead:
-->'''Finn:''' SON OF A--\\
''[[CurseCutShort (camera switches to outside the train]] [[SoundEffectBleep as the whistle blows)]]''

[[AC:"Go with Me"]]
* The part where Jake calls Marceline. It cuts to a split-screen conversation between him and Marceline, until Marceline crawls out of the blankets next to Jake, still in split-screen, and scares him. Finn's response is simply:
** It's a clever joke because viewers who have their eye on Jake won't notice what Marceline's doing at first.
* "Soooo.... '''HEADLOCK!!'''"
* When Finn decides he doesn't like the film being shown at couples' movie night: "Marceline, would you do me the honor of getting us the plop out of here?"

[[AC:"Belly of the Beast"]]
* Finn and Jake doing a corny blues song during karaoke:
-->"All of our favorite foods are totally dead / [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar They cannot procreate in little food beds.]]"
* The "Bears" song: "Bears bears bears bears bears bears bears BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSSS!"

[[AC:"The Limit"]]
* After Finn, Jake, and two hot dog knights enter the center of a labyrinth, they are each given one wish.
-->'''Finn:''' ''(to hot dog knights)'' So you guys should wish for your buddies back, right?\\
'''Knight #1:''' [[MundaneWish I wish for a box!]] ''(gets cardboard box)'' Sweeeet!\\
'''Knight #2:''' I wish to blow up! I mean, get big. ''(explodes)''\\
'''Finn:''' Wow... You guys are really stupid.\\
'''Knight #1:''' What do you ''mean?''

* The "Nyeh, {{check please}}!" RunningGag.

[[AC:"Heat Signature"]]
* Lumpy Space Princess losing her beans.
-->'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' MAH '''''BEEEEAAAAANS!!!'''''
* The ending, where Finn decides he'd rather have his guts sucked out by ghosts than sit on Marceline's rock-hard couch.

[[AC:"Mortal Folly"]]
* After Ice King gets kicked out a window in PB's castle:
--> "No, not the latch!"
* After Finn and Jake head off to confront the Lich, Princess Bubblegum starts eating nervously... from the head of an unfortunate ice-cream cone candy person.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwI_y1Jyrk4&feature=player_detailpage#t=500s While it was probably intended to be serious or horrifying,]] Finn's [[OhCrap wide-eyed look of shock]] after The Lich catches his arm during the middle of a flying punch and smashes the one weapon that was meant to defeat him is somewhat hilarious, even moreso by how nonchalant he is about it.
-->'''The Lich:''' ''Shhh.''
** Likewise, the Lich's OhCrap face when Finn manages to shrug off his mind control.
* Ice King's derp face after accidentally dropping Princess Bubblegum.
--> "Whoops! I have the dropsies"

[[AC:"Mortal Recoil"]]
* The Ice King apparently sees things with his old, wizard eyes, what he sees when he admits this is just fucking hilarious.
--> "Sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it's like crazy crazy crazy in your face all the time. ''(sighs)'' [[TheWoobie All the time.]]"
** Though this is HarsherInHindsight [[spoiler:now that we know that the crown that causes the wizard eyes made him see visions in the past that eventually made him go insane.]]
** His reaction to [[spoiler: 13 year old Bubblegum]]:
-->"Aw, dang it! Well, I'm outta here. Goodbye, everyone." ''(leaves hospital)''
** Pretty much everything he does in this episode is hilarious. Even when he's doing something awesome, like [[spoiler:freezing an evil PB in ice,]] his face is hilarious.
* When Jake peeps at PB when she's in the bathroom:
-->'''Jake:''' I'm looking in!\\
'''Finn:''' JAKE, WHAT THE ''HEY?!''\\
'''Jake:''' Oh, my GLOB!\\
'''Finn:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar COME ON MAN, THAT'S]] ''[[MaleGaze PERVY!]]''\\
'''Jake:''' [[NotWhatItLooksLike You don't even]] ''[[NotWhatItLooksLike know]]'', [[NotWhatItLooksLike man.]]\\
'''Finn:''' [[WhatTheHellHero DUDE!!]]
** And when [[spoiler:evil PB]] hurls the two through a wall, it crumbles…and it shows the Ice to have been listening in with a paper cup.
* "I'm a cat! I'm an agile cat!"

[[folder:Season 3]]
[[AC:"Conquest of Cuteness"]]

* The montage of Finn and Jake taking pictures of the Cuties while Cute King gets increasingly frustrated.
* Jake thinks he sees a murdered goat after the Cuties break into his and Finn's house:
--> '''Jake:''' Oh no! It's a dead goat, man! Its guts are all over the place! It's all chopped up and spread around and.. oh no, wait, it's just a blanket. I think I left it here this morning.
* The Cute Army's first attempt at assaulting Finn and Jake, which consists of them [[EpicFail charging blindly at the tree-house while getting themselves injured or simply falling apart]].
* When Finn decides to confront the Cuties:
-->'''Finn:''' I'm gonna manhandle those guys' [[UnusualEuphemism banandles!]]\\
'''Jake:''' [[FlatWhat ...What?]]
* Near the "battle" scene:
-->'''Finn:''' Get ready, y'all! Together we fall!\\
''(Cinnamamon Bun falls over)''\\
'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' NOT YET, [[ButtMonkey CINNAMON BUN]]!!
* [[BadBadActing "Oh no, my blood!"]]
* "Hey Finn, you think blood tastes better than ketchup?"
* LSP's shtick is pretty hilarious.
-->'''Finn''': And hey, guys, let's keep the acting subtle. Less is more.
-->'''[[LargeHam LSP]]''': No way. First, I'm going to fall in love with one of those little guys, and then I'm gonna fall out of love. And then, I'm gonna totally fake '''''DIE'''''! Of a fake ''heart attack''! [[ChewingTheScenery OH! MY HEART! MY HEART HURTS BECAUSE I FELL OUT OF LOVE! AND NOW I HAVE TO DIE, EEUUUGHHHH!]]

[[AC:"Morituri Te Salutamus"]]
* Finn and Jake realizing the Fight King's trap ''[[GenreSavvy before they even went into the arena]]''.
-->'''Jake:''' We sniffed out that trap like ''CHAMPS!''
* When Finn and Jake are in the hollowed ground:
-->'''Finn:''' Okay. I have a plan. We'll do what the fight king says and defeat his ghosts to earn our freedom. ...You're gonna follow my plan, right?\\
'''Jake:''' [[BlatantLies Mm-hmm.]] ''But hey!'' If you replace me with a dummy, I could stay down here and dig for lava, [[ZanyScheme then I'd forge a molten hula-hoop]]!\\
'''Finn:''' ...That's an entirely different plan... than my plan...

[[AC:"Memory of a Memory"]]
* [[spoiler: Marceline kicking Ash in the nuts.]]
* [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong "Yo man!]] [[ContinuityNod Don't eat those!"]]
* "I'm hurting you because I love you."
* Marceline discovering [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N6q9S1eS2A an interesting memory of Finn's.]]
* "Ash gets hungies at 8 o'clock! You need to [[StayInTheKitchen get back in the kitchen]], and make me dinner! I want a Turkey Sandwich, with tomato! Also pickles."
** Most of Ash's lines in general:
--->'''Ash:''' Tonight I'm taking you for a night on the town... at ''my'' place.

--->'''Ash:''' Ashicus Flyicus.

--->'''Ash:''' I out''brained'' you.
* Finn repeatedly saying "[[BigWhat WHAAAAAT?!]]" after {{the reveal}}.

* "Why?! I didn't DO anything!" The immature way the Ice King whines this.
* "Foooour weeks?" Finn's NightmareFace.
* "Get outta here, Bubble-Butt!" Bonus points for having [[IResembleThatRemark the Ice King's visible butt jiggle on his way out]].
* Finn and Jake have a LetsMeetTheMeat moment when they eat food from someone called Meat Man. It doesn't bother Jake at first, but that night he has nightmares about eating him. ''[[BrickJoke Finally]]'' comes the punchline later in the episode:
-->'''Jake:''' (wide awake, staring out with a cup of coffee) Hey, Finn... you awake yet?\\
'''Finn:''' ''(Yawns)'' I'm tryin'...\\
'''Jake:''' ....I had a dream about Meat Man...\\
'''Finn:''' Yeah?\\
'''Jake:''' ....I think I'm gonna stop eating Meat Man.
* Several things Ice King says:
** "You know what ''happens'' when you're [[KillItWithFire burned alive?]] [[EyeScream Your eyeballs explode.]] ''[[{{Squick}} Bagh!]]''
** "Hey, guess what, guys? [[IronicEcho You're grounded!]] ''[[AssKicksYou Underneath my butt!]]'' HAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
** His attempts to convince Scorcher to leave Finn and Jake alone, from bribing Scorcher with "night-vision X-ray goggles, for when you have the ladies over!" to trying to convince him to take out one of his "least favorite princesses" instead.
** His LookBehindYou with Scorcher.
--->'''Ice King:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy Look, a supermodel]]! ''(Scorcher doesn't move)'' Look, a {{hover board}}! ''(Scorcher doesn't move)'' Look, [[UpToEleven the APOCALYPSE]]! ''(Scorcher doesn't move)'' ''({{Beat}})'' [[GroinAttack Somebody got hit in the]] [[UnusualEuphemism boing-loings]]. ''(Beat)'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Hit in the boing-loings]]. ''(Beat)'' [[OverlyLongGag Boing-loings. Boing-loings. Somebody got hit in them]]. ''(Scorcher finally looks away and gets frozen)'' Peace, out!
* Scorcher [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomping]] Blastronaut, who turns out to be [[spoiler: a naked goblin in a mechanical suit]].
* "You're ''grounded!''" "I know, but ''shush!''" ({{beat}}, cut to Jake slurping coffee)
* Jake: (sarcastically) "Good ''job,'' the ''Ice'' King!"
* "WAAAAIT! You don't have to do this anymore! I killed them already! They're dead!" *starts slapping frozen Finn and Jake* "Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, DEAD! Yup, they're dead."

[[AC:"Too Young"]]
* "This castle is... in... Unacceptabllleee... Conditiiiiiiooon!!! UNACCEPTABLLLLEEE!!!" - That's Lemongrab's first line. That's the FIRST thing he says, which sets the tone of what his character is like: loud, neurotic, and deranged, even if he doesn't know any better.
* The way Lemongrab randomly raises his arms over his head and yells "MMLLUUUUUUUGH!" at Cinnamon Bun in the beginning. It's in these moments that the audience realizes that Lemongrab isn't a jerk- he's a "special" jerk.
* After yelling at Princess Bubblegum, Finn jumps up and slaps Lemongrab's hand, reprimanding him like a mom would reprimand her bratty kid. Lemongrab's eyes suddenly widen, and he glares at Finn, shouting "HHHHHOOOOOOOOO?!" Finn cringes with the most priceless "What the hell?" look on his face. Lemongrab purses his lips and keeps glaring at Finn, then he gasps, and pretends like nothing ever happened. A lot of the things LG does without even saying anything are hilarious.
** As LG is screaming "TOO YOUNG! TOO YOUNG TO RULE THE KINGDOM!", look carefully at Finn's face. That expression is priceless, too. It's like a combination of a grimace and a cringe. There was no better way to portray Finn's annoyance, confusion, and uncomfortableness.
* From the end:
-->'''Princess Bubblegum:''' YO, '''''EARL!!'''''\\
'''Lemongrab:''' ''(from far away)'' WHAT!!!\\
'''Princess Bubblegum:''' HEY... YOU'RE ''FIRED!'' YA BUTT!\\
'''Lemongrab:''' ''(from far away)'' [[TheScream UUUUUAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!]]
* Most of Lemongrab's dialogue is hilarious.
-->'''Lemongrab:''' Huh? ''(puts on glasses) (reads quietly to himself)'' [-"You... really... smell... like... dog buns..." -] Ooooo[=oO=]OOOOOOAAAAAAA'''AAAAAAAAAAAAAA''AAAAAAAGH!!!!'''''
** Especially with his voice--he sounds like an awkward teenager.
** Even the most mundane things he says are hilarious, because of the odd enunciation and volume/pitch changes: "Aaaaaie am next in line too thee throne! Sooou... I will be in charge... UNTIL PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM turns... EIGHTEEN AGAIN!"
--->'''Lemongrab:''' '''[[NoIndoorVoice STOP SCREAMING!]] [[HypocriticalHumor WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!]]'''
* Lemongrab, after being pranked, tries to comprehend the concept of humor. He tries- really hard- but he fails... miserably. After mumbling to himself for a few seconds, he suddenly bursts into a large grin, and starts laughing an utterly joyless and creepy laugh that makes everyone cringe. When LG's done, he snaps out of it, and sends all of the castle staff to the dungeon for seven years.
* Finn and Princess Bubblegum dress up as {{Bedsheet Ghost}}s to make Lemongrab leave. Do they scare him? No. [[ComedicSociopathy They beat him up]].
** The way he whimpers on the floor, curled up in a TroubledFetalPosition, coughing pitifully. A hilarious contrast to the charismatic, screaming loony we previously saw. It's one of those scenes that's so unexpectedly sad that it's impossible not to laugh.
** And the unsettlingly awkward way he tries to laugh it off, in the most broken, unnatural laugh, with the most ridiculous, big smile. "Ha ha ha!" *coughs a horrible-sounding cough into his fist and winces in pain* "GOOD ONE! KEEP 'EM COMING! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! Hoo! Ha... Hahahoooow ow! OOOH!"
* Lemongrab tells Peppermint Butler that he doesn't know where food comes from. Peppermint Butler begins to explain this, until Lemongrab FREAKS OUT, cuts him off, and says, "ATATATAT- NOOOOO! That is why I am royal, and YOOOU are SERVILE!" Actually, ANY scene involving LG and Pepbut is hilarious. They're such a great comedic duo.
* Two words: "Rice cake."
** There was an unused scene which takes place just after Lemongrab gets punched and pushed down. (No, it does not make any more sense in context.) Lemongrab takes a rice cake out of his pocket and smiles in a genuinely gleeful manner... then starts licking the rice cake all over with an overly-long, snake-like tongue. He says: "Jealous of my rice cake, little ghost pranksters?", then makes a face that's as close to Trollface as Lemongrab could make, and continues licking his beloved rice cake. As he's doing so, and giggling to himself, Finn and Princess Bubblegum look at each other. "I don't think that worked out too well, either," PB says to Finn.
* The ''entire'' "spicy" sequence. Finn and PB drip spicy serum down into Lemongrab's food. They miss, and it lands in Peppermint Butler's eye. When he's done screaming, more spice is dripped down, and it lands in the mashed carrots. Lemongrab grabs a fistful of food, and eats it- only for his face to turn bright red, and he projectile-vomits it in the butler's face. Lemongrab SCREAMS, and walks out of the window in a blinded daze. Still screaming, he falls down to the ground below. Finn and PB spice the dirt he tries to eat, and he starts screaming again, and runs through the apple orchard to get an apple. Finn, PB, and Pepbut hide in the apple tree to spice the apple, but Pepbut falls into the mouth of Lemongrab, who sucks on him. Then comes the icing on the cake: "'''''[[DisproportionateRetribution ONE MILLION YEEEAAARS!! DUNGEON!!!!!]]'''''" ''(cut to everyone in jail)''
--> [[ItMakesSenseInContext "He's eating the dirt]]! '''''Spice it now'''''!"
* All of the jokes about Lemongrab's butt. "We'll spice-bomb him nonstop till his butt falls out!" "Maybe if we... set his butt on fire..."

[[AC:"The Monster"]]
* "'''''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext PIZZA!]]'''''"
* "This'll be as easy as... um..." "EASY AS CHILDBIRTH!" "Yeah, okay..."
* LSP's wolf-story:
-->'''Finn:''' So these were talking wolves?\\
'''LSP:''' No, they were normal wolves. I knew what they were thinking because of their body-language. Stop interrupting, Finn!
'''Finn:''' :(
** Lumpy Space Princess trying to apply teen gossip drama to the family of wolves that was raising her.

* This part:
-->'''Ice King:''' Now I'm gonna dress [[{{Squick}} like Jake]]! ''(starts undressing)''\\
'''Jake:''' [[BigNo NOOOO]]!! ''[[NoJustNoReaction NO NO NO NO NO]]!!''
* The Ice King saying that Jake is afraid of real emotion.
* "Aww man, he fell asleep with his eyes open."
** The entire Astral plane bit.
--> '''Finn:''' Astral beast come to meeee!!
* "Aw, junk! Did I summon ''butterflies?''"
* Gunter's random dance at the end after he [[spoiler: finally breaks the unfreezing potion.]]
* This part:
-->'''Ice King:''' Who's hungie? Jake, you hungie?\\
'''Jake:''' ''(annoyed)'' I'm '''''hungry.'''''\\
'''Ice King:''' Haha, fair enough. Well how about I make us some omelets?\\
'''Jake:''' That.... sounds ''pretty good'' actually!\\
'''Ice King:''' I'm gonna put my foot in it!\\
'''Jake:''' >:(
** "Friends don't ''eat'' each other, Ice King. That's now how friends ''work.''"

[[AC:"Wizard Battle"]]
* "I have powers TOO, you BUTTS!"
* The wizard and his cats.
* The AmbiguouslyGay Abracadaniel. "Turn, and push! Turn, and push!"
* "WHAT?! You turned me PINK, bro!"
* Peppermint Butler singing.
* From the end:
--> '''Princess Bubblegum:''' ([[spoiler: kisses Finn]]) That's for being sweet. ([[spoiler: slaps him]]) And that's for cheating!

[[AC:"Fionna and Cake"]]
* Prince Gumball's memetic "'''SO. VERY. LARGE.'''" line, complete with appropriate face expressions and hand gestures.
* This exchange between Fionna and Ice Queen:
-->'''Fionna''': Ice Queen, why you always [[DirtyOldWoman predatoring on dudes!?]]
-->'''Ice Queen''': Ha! You should talk! Keeping all the babes to yourself, totally ice-blocking my game!
-->''(Prince Gumball looks seriously {{Squick}}ed out)''
* This line of dialogue
--> '''Fionna:''' Jeez, I don't know, I thought about it, but I think you could wear your pants as a shirt if you really needed to.
* TheReveal:
--> '''[[spoiler:Ice King]]:''' So, what did you think of the [[spoiler:fan-fiction I wrote about you guys]]?
** The fact that the [[spoiler: Ice King]] blatantly said [[spoiler: "fanfiction"]] just made it twice as funny. Who would even think they'd ''hear'' that word in a show like ''this?''
*** Let's not forget the end of his story:
--->"I hope [[spoiler:Ice King]] will sweep me off my feet, and take me to the farthest corner of Ooo, where we will do nothing but kiss and eat a whole bunch, [[CrossesTheLineTwice until we get fat and die]]!" [[TheEnd THE END]]!
*** How about the fact that Prince Gumball has a FlatWhat reaction to the above speech, even though [[spoiler:he's a character in said fanfiction]]?
* Cake's first meeting with Lord Momochromicorn. [[SomethingElseAlsoRises Her tail frizzes.]]

[[AC:"What Was Missing"]]
* When Beemo gets his controller stolen:
-->'''Beemo:''' [[BigNo NOOOO!]] [[{{Emoticon}} D:]]
* Also:
-->'''Jake:''' ''(cries)'' You've all forgotten 'bout the MUSIC! I QUIT THE BAND! ''(runs backwards until he's out of sight)'' I'm just pretending!
** Most of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2jcm0GR6oo Jake's 'jerk rocker' persona]] counts as this.
-->'''Finn:''' Jake, you're back!
-->'''Jake:''' Shut your face! I came back for the ''music!''
* The [[AnAesop Aesop]] near the end.
-->'''Marceline:''' I totally get it. He may have stolen ''our'' treasures...\\
'''Princess Bubblegum:''' ...But by doing so he showed us...\\
'''Jake:''' That the real treasure... [[ThePowerOfFriendship was friendship!]]\\
'''Door Lord:''' ''(happily)'' HMMM!! HM-HMM-HMMM!\\
''[[IgnoredAesop (cut to Door Lord tied up and beaten to a pulp while the gang retrieves their treasures)]]''
* This:
-->'''Finn:''' Pasta...water...getting...HOTTER! A song about noodles?\\
'''Marceline and Princess Bubblegum:''' '''''[[BigNo NO.]]'''''\\
'''Finn:''' Bwam!\\
''(they all laugh}''
** And this leads up to the immortal line:
-->'''Jake:''' Shut yo face. I came back for the MUSIC.
* "That guy must do ''crazy'' squats."

[[AC:"Apple Thief"]]
* At the beginning:
-->'''Finn:''' What are you cooking?\\
'''Jake:''' It's good, dude! [[ForeignQueasine I learned it from Rainicorn.]]\\
'''Finn:''' I'm not eating that. It ''smells'' funny.\\
'''Jake:''' Duude, this took me like--\\
'''Finn:''' Let's go over to Tree Trunks' and get some [[UsefulNotes/CuisinesInAmerica apple pie]]! Apple pie! Apple pie!
** The fact that Jake's obviously been slaving over it forever, and it actually looks pretty good, but he abandons it quickly enough as soon as Finn starts chanting.
* The way that they just left Raggedy Princess in a hole after asking her how she ended up there.
* The various references to Jake doing such things as snatching old lady's purses.
* This. Just this:
-->'''Tree Trunks:''' Does this mean... I'm innocent?\\
'''Jake:''' As innocent as a baby's buttcheek.
** Another one, just a few seconds later (are they trying to kill us?):
--->'''Tree Trunks:''' Uh, you boys better stick around, if you want a bite of ''my'' apple pie. ''(pats Banana Guard with trunk)''\\
'''Banana Guard:''' She slapped my butt.\\
'''Other Banana Guard:''' ''(thumbs up)''

[[AC:"The Creeps"]]
* When the gang announces their mystery names:
-->'''Princess Bubblegum''': But according to the invites, we're supposed to use mystery names. Mine is Lady Quietbottom.\\
'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' My name is Duchess Gummy-buns!\\
'''BMO''': I'm Professor Pants.\\
'''[[TheDitz Cinnamon Bun]]:''' I'm Cinnamon Bun!\\
'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' ''[[DopeSlap (slaps Cinnamon Bun)]]'' What's the name on your ''invite''?\\
'''Cinnamon Bun:''' Oh yeah! Uh... it's [[UnfortunateNames Guy]] [[ToiletHumor Farting]].\\
'''Finn:''' Prince Hotbod at your service.\\
'''Jake:''' I'm... Randy Butternubbs.
** Also: Cinnamon Bun coming on to LSP when he finds out she’s not dating.
-->'''Cinnamon Gun''': Now's my chance!\\
'''LSP''': No. Way.\\
'''Cinnamon Bun''': But I can make you happy.\\
'''LSP''': ''(punches Cinnamon Bun)'' Puke off, you big donut!\\
'''Cinnamon Bun''': [[LiteralMinded Okay]]. ''(walks away)''
* "I don't have ghost-detecting equipment. I just like taking nice pictures."
* When they look for LSP.
-->'''LSP:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! I'm dying!!!! ''(toilet flushes, LSP exits bathroom)'' Whoo! Oh, gross, ugh. My lumping body's all hollow now. I gotta put something in it.
* Finn's dramatic accusation of Princess Bubblegum being interrupted by LSP's drama over her break-up with Brad.

[[AC:"From Bad to Worse"]]
* We have LSP trying to become beautiful by using a potion that [[GagLips turns one's lips gigantic.]]
-->'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' I'm gonna be so hot! ''SO FREAKIN' HOT!''
* "Sorry, LSP... PB... Jake... LR... PP, Poo-poo, Doo-doo..."
* End of the episode:
-->'''Princess Bubblegum:''' And now I shall present the royal medal for Heroic Bravery! Finn the human!\\
'''Finn:''' Yes.\\
'''Princess Bubblegum:''' [[AssumedWin Would you please move]] [[BaitAndSwitch out of the way?]]\\
(''Finn does so, revealing [[spoiler: Science the lab-rat]].'')

* Jake declaring that he's only going along with Finn in order to be "'''''Disruptive and obnoxious!'''''"
* This scene:
-->'''Susan:''' Hyoomans! I'll be back!\\
'''Jake:''' Fish-people! I'll be...um... a dolphin! ''(head morphs into a dolphin's shape)''
* Jake's song is pretty awesome. "Oh, I'm on a boat with a couple o' wackos, shakin' my hips and dipping my fat toe, in the wateeeer..."
* "This is a crazy cruise! And Susan's our crazy captain! And I'm a crazy clamshell!"
* When they zoom through the [[DeathTrap Clashing Gates]] which crush half of the raft, Susan Strong happily says "We still have some boat left!"

[[AC:"No One Can Hear You"]]
* "Paging Dr. Ice Cream... ice cream for my ''mooouth!''"
* Jake is initially convinced that everyone is off planning a surprise party for him, and he and Finn try to act unaware. [[BadBadActing Badly]].
* When Finn chastises the deer that broke his legs, the deer reacts by [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar licking his groin in Finn's general direction]].
* Delusional!Jake is equal parts [[FunnySchizophrenia hilarious]] and [[SurrealHorror creepy]], from holding a puppet show surprise party to pretending to talk on the telephone with himself.
-->'''Finn:''' STOP BEING CRAZY!\\
'''Jake:''' (''babbles incomprehensibly'')

[[AC:"Jake vs. Me-mow"]]
* "I'm listening, but I'ma keep eating!"
* "I've found this note stabbed to my door... man."
* The fight scene:
--> '''Finn:''' ''(gets his face scarred)'' Give it up, Me-Mow! [[DuelingScar You're only making]] [[LampshadeHanging my face look cooler!]]
* "''(puff)''' MAH NOSE."
** "WAH, it smells like warm GARBAGE up in here!"
* '''''[[spoiler: BIIIG LIVAHH! BIIIG LIVAHH!]]'''''

[[AC:"Thank You"]]
* The ice golem's "don't be noticed, don't get involved" expression while sneaking past Finn and Jake's fight with the Ice King.
* The alarm clock bird, and the way it gets clobbered every morning.
* "You know, maybe we could all learn a thing or two from those [[FreudianSlip sandwiches]]."

[[AC:"The New Frontier"]]
* Finn's claim that they won't have to worry about the Banana Man, as he'll just hit the sun if he keeps walking toward the horizon.
-->'''Jake:''' Finn, did you eat your breakfast?\\
'''Finn:''' No, why?\\
'''Jake:''' Because you forgot how the sun works.
* The Banana Man doing aerobics.
* After Finn saves Jake, he decides to stick to Jake "for the rest of their lives". He does this in a very {{Creepy Child}}-like manner.
* Jake's random remark about making an ice cream pizza. Finn then notes he can cheat fate. Cut back to Jake, sloooowly putting an ice cream pizza slice in his mouth, before relenting.

[[AC:"Holly Jolly Secrets"]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx7FcDUobwM Ice King singing Marceline's "Daddy" song, with a Marceline wig]].
-->'''Ice King (on video):''' ''(singing)'' Daddy, do you even love me? Well, I wish you would show it...\\
'''Jake:''' ''YEEEEESH...''
* [[InJoke Phil]] being included in the characters' new Christmas traditions.
* Beemo interprets Ice King's "tears" to be a complicated code involving arranging spaces and [=Ms=] that is printed to form an ASCII art picture of Gunther:
-->'''Finn:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But what does it MEAN?]] (tears up picture)
* Part 1 concludes with a [[CommercialBreakCliffhanger cliffhanger]] as the Ice King encases Finn and Jake's treehouse in ice and the camera zooms into Jake's screaming mouth. Part 2 opens with Jake still screaming, and then suddenly breaking into [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alouette_(song) Alouette]].
-->'''Finn:''' Huh. I guess you do know all the words.
* A little EasterEgg thrown in there: some of the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwIa8_eroNY things the Ice King says during the sped up scenes]] are hilarious.
* Ice King addressing his army of snow men:
-->'''Ice King:''' Some of you won't survive this! You'l melt, or split in half, or your head will fall off. But that's fine, because you're made of snow. Only one thing matters today: getting into that tree house, getting my tapes back, and beating up Finn and Jake! And maybe Beemo. Yeah, Beemo too! Who's with me? (''{{beat}}'') And why are you guys so quiet? Are you mad? (''snaps fingers'') Oh, that's right, you're not alive yet!
** Even funnier is that the snowmen immediately start attacking Ice King for no apparent reason.
* Near the end:
-->'''Ice King:''' Now you know my secret. You know... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I USED TO WEAR GLASSES!!]] [[IgnoredEpiphany Maybe kidnapping Wildberry Princess will cheer me up.]]

[[AC:"Marceline's Closet"]]
* Finn sees Marceline naked. His reaction is priceless.
-->'''Finn:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' I'm not goin' back out there.
* After Marceline hears them Finn and Jake take up disguises... which turn out to be a lamp [[LampshadeWearing (Finn with a lampshade on his head)]] and ...Jake shapeshifting as Finn.
-->'''Finn:''' DUDE! You shape-changed to look like ''me?!''\\
'''Jake:''' ''(beat)'' Well, yeah!
** The dialogue just before that is hilarious as well:
--->'''Finn:''' ''(whispering)'' Is she awake?\\
'''Jake:''' ''(also whispering)'' Why are you ''talking??!''\\
'''Finn:''' I'm wondering if she's awake!\\
'''Jake:''' Well, if she's awake she can definitely hear you talking!\\
'''Finn:''' I'm ''whispering!''\\
'''Jake:''' ''Well now we're both quietly screaming!!''\\
'''Marceline:''' ''(matter-of-factly)'' I can hear BOTH of you...\\
'''Finn:''' ''(still whispering)'' DISGUISE YOSELF, FOOL!
* Marceline saying "What are you 2 bozos doing in my lair?" deadpan.
* Not to mention the episode's punchline after Finn and Jake apologize for hiding in Marcy's closet: [[spoiler: "Apology accepted. I hide in your house all the time."]]
** The next scene, where the two are ProperlyParanoid, features Jake wearing a ModestyTowel in the shower, then putting on a ''second'' one when he gets out.
* [[FreezeFrameBonus The note Marceline leaves for Finn and Jake.]]
-->"Hey guys, I had to run out, but I'll be back in a few minutes. I had to run out to buy some ketchup. Is it possible to be allergic to tomatoes? My sleep patterns are always super weird when I eat tomatoes. Do you ever have those lucid dreams? Anyhow, '''[[color:red:DON'T GO INTO MY HOUSE.]]'''"
** The color codes don't work anymore so just to let you know that bold bit was written in blood.
* Jake being bitten and not being able to cry out.
** And instead opting to let out a silent scream, with tears in his eyes.

[[AC:"Paper Pete"]]
* "Pete, just stop winking."
* Finn using books to save Jake from the Moldos... [[AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering using them]] [[ThrowTheBookAtThem as a blunt instrument]], that is.
* "I was reading the same paragraph for, like, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall eleven minutes]]."

[[AC:"Another Way"]]
* This scene:
-->'''Cyclops:''' [[DarkerAndEdgier Beg for mercy, or I'LL KILL YOU.]]\\
'''Finn:''' ''(beat)'' ''(mumbles)''\\
'''Cyclops:''' What??\\
'''Finn:''' ''(mumbles)''\\
'''Cyclops:''' Huh? I can't hear you!\\
'''Finn:''' I said.... '''''[[RunningGag MY WAY!!!]]''''' ''[[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome (punches cyclops and makes him cry)]]''
* Pretty much just Finn's sheer ''rage'' while he's on his way to get the tears of the cyclops. Best part is when he needs to cross the acidic, electric eel infested, fast current river.
--> '''Bush:''' Anyway, that's it, there's no other way around, you dummy.
-->'''Finn:''' But I need to get across.
-->'''Bush:''' Listen when I'm telling you. There's no way! ...ugly tramp. -flashes of the MonsterClown nurse-
-->'''Finn:''' [[BerserkButton Glob... Glob it... Glob it! GLOB IT!]] -picks up the bush- MY WAY! -proceeds to cross the river ''WHIPPING'' away the water and the eels, somehow... only to not even make it halfway across the river.

[[AC:"Ghost Princess"]]
* At the beginning:
-->'''Ghost Princess:''' ''(moans)''\\
'''Jake:''' Are you haunting us?\\
'''Ghost Princess:''' Yeeeees...\\
'''Jake:''' Oh. Okay.
* Clarence was voiced by [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Benson]].
-->'''Jake:''' Wait a minute, say that again.\\
'''Clarence:''' MY LIFE IS LIKE A '''FART!'''

[[AC:"Dad's Dungeon"]]
* This hilarious exchange between Jake and Joshua
-->'''Jake:''' But dad, Finn's already figured that out. He's a good kid with a kind heart.\\
'''Joshua:''' Remember, Jake, this is a pre-recorded holo-message. I can't hear you if you're talking to me right now.\\
(Moments later...)\\
'''Jake:''' But—\\
'''Joshua:''' [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat BUTTS ARE FOR POOPING!]]
* The spell used to banish the demon: "Kee Oth Rama Pancake!"
* "If I didn't cry when people died, I'd have a cold butt for a heart."
* Jake fending off the Fruit Witches by ''[[{{Fartillery}} farting]]''.
* In one scene:
-->'''Jake:''' Alright, dude. Dad told me not to tell you this, but--\\
''(An imaginary Joshua appears.)''\\
'''Imaginary Joshua:''' DON'T TELL 'IM!\\
'''Jake:''' ''({{beat}})'' ''(flatly)'' You're not real. ''(turns imaginary Joshua into imaginary Lady Rainicorn)''
* The WebAnimation/YouTubePoop-esque remix Jake makes out of the tapes Joshua left in the dungeon.
-->'''Joshua:''' I made you boys something... it's babies. Full of babies. The family sword. [[BlackComedy It's made out of babies.]]

* At the beginning, when Beemo promises to watch Finn while Jake is out.
-->'''Beemo:''' *pounds fist against his palm* If anyone tries to hurt Finn, [[BadassAdorable I will kill them!]]
* There's Jake singing about finding a love interest for Finn.
-->''Gotta find a honey for my homey! A baby for my buddy!'' (incredibly deep voice) ''A lady... for my laddie.''
* When Jake checks up on Finn through the Beemo-cam, he sees a first-person view of Beemo sneaking up behind Finn to poke him up the butt.
-->'''Beemo:''' Duck... Duck... Duck... [[ScreamDiscretionShot *Camera cuts back to Jake*]] GOOSE!\\
(''Finn screeches'')
** There's also just before that when Finn angrily ''punches his tear ducts.''
* "An awesome prince? That's the best kind!"
* Jake, attempting to win the Fire King's favor, asks him what his favorite thing is. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw2ntlsxw-s&feature=youtu.be&t=7m36s He says koala bears.]]
-->'''Jake (pretending to be Finn, holding a box with a koala bear inside):''' Eucalyptus! EEEEEEUUUUCALYPTUS!\\
'''Fire King:''' ...I don't like koalas anymore.
* At one point Flame Princess turns some fire denizens into flame cats '''[[DisproportionateRetribution just for whispering about her]]''', which prompts Flambo to say this:
-->'''Flambo:''' Heeey, so ''that's'' where I came from!
** Flambo's voice and general mannerisms remain funny throughout the episode.
-->'''Flambo:''' I cast flame shield on ya's. Also I spat on ya's.

[[folder:Season 4]]
[[AC:"Hot to the Touch"]]
* In one scene:
-->'''Finn:''' Oh, Jake. Look at her. She's innocent. Like the steam off a puppy's nose, searching for ham in the snow.\\
'''Jake:''' [[NoodleIncident Guy drops ONE piece of ham in the snow and he]] [[NeverLiveItDown NEVER HEARS THE END OF IT.]]
* A little one from Flame Princess, as she's calmly setting the Goblin Village on fire: "Hmmm... Needs more... fire." She's doing this as calmly as somebody cleaning and decorating their bedroom.
* [[spoiler:NEPTR's back!]]
-->[[spoiler:'''NEPTR''']]''':''' I am [[HideAndNoSeek the ultimate hide-and-seek champion]]! 15 months, 4 days, 9 hours, and you guys did not find me! Haha!\\
'''Jake:''' [[OhCrap Oh, plops]], ''[[LongBusTrip we forgot about the game!]]''
* Even Finn's last encounter with the Flame Princess, one of the saddest scenes in the entire series, has one very funny moment: The Princess assumes that Finn is a water elemental because, as she tells him: "You cry and cry all the time". Visibly embarrassed, [[MenDontCry Finn nervously denies this]].
* Near the end of the episode:
-->'''Jake:''' [[EverybodysDeadDave Oh, my Glob, man, everyone's DEAD!!]] They're all BURNED! THERE'S BARBEQUE'D BODS '''EVERYWHERE!!'''\\
'''Finn:''' '''''[[BigWhat WWWWHH]][[OhCrap HHHAT?!?!?!]]'''''\\
'''Jake:''' [[BlackComedy I was just kiddin'.]] I saved them. Everyone's fine, see? *points to group of alive and well Goblins*

[[AC:"Five Short Graybles"]]
* Finn and Jake watch Beemo do strange things in their bathroom. At one moment, he pretends to use a toothbrush.
-->'''Jake:''' ...And he's using my toothbrush!\\
'''Finn:''' No man, that's my toothbrush.\\
'''Finn & Jake:''' *beat* Eugh!
* "You've gone crazy-mad with power lust... and I'm lovin' it!"
* PB making cheese by putting a cow in a centrifuge. Even better, it's a ''talking'' cow, and its worried expression and cries of "Oh, man... ohh, man..." are priceless.
** It also appears to be a ''male'' cow, given its voice.
** Even funnier because when she says it PB's mouth is shaped like [[WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit Wallace's]] when ''he's'' talking about cheese.
* Cinnamon Bun's, mouth, stomach thing...
** "B-But... you didn't even... you didn't even... ''taste'' it..."
* Penguins giving the Ice King a bath.
** Before that the Ice King smells his own odor and assumes it's coming from Gunter. He attempts to remedy the situation... by putting Gunter on an ice floe and sending him out to sea. When Gunter comes back he's understandably pissed.
*** Even better -- Ice King assumes the smell is Gunter farting, before concluding it's his own BO. At the end, after everything's settled, he tucks Gunter under his arm, and not even two seconds later Gunter cuts one.
* "Gunter, stop PLAYING THE KEYBOARD!!!"
* LSP's song, and how she ultimately wins the talent show.
** [[spoiler:And then ItGetsBetter when Finn and Jake finish their ultimate high-five out of nowhere and they win instead.]]

[[AC: "Web Weirdos"]]
* Finn's underwhelming attempt at mimicking Jake's acrobatic stunts.
* The flashback to Finn's overly-long fingernails.
* "I'm gonna take a nap while you grow out your fingernails."
* "Try to stay calm! Greet your fate with dignity..." Then the two flies start freaking out.
* Finn's reaction to Ed spinning a web.
-->'''Finn:''' Gross! Does [Barbara] make that sound too?\\
'''Ed:''' Yeah, but [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything she never does it in front of me. Anyway, it's not gross when guys do it!]]
* "Yeah, you MOMMY!"
* "I guess we're never gonna eat again, because I catch all the food, and ''your'' butt is dysfunctional!"
* "Love like theirs will always find a way. It'll crawl right up on you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out!"

[[AC:"Dream of Love"]]
* When Mr. Pig and Tree Trunks's public displays of affection disrupt Bubblegum's concert:
-->'''Princess Bubblegum:''' Cinnamon Bun, do something!\\
'''Cinnamon Bun:''' ...Okay. ''Hey everyone, the concert is over!''\\
'''Princess Bubblegum:''' That's not what I...\\
'''Cinnamon Bun:''' ''The concert's '''over''', princess!''
* "You two need to hide your love, or else you'll end up making the whole world throw up!"
* Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig try to "hide their love" by [[ComicallyMissingThePoint making out in random out-of-the-way spots]], like under the floorboards in Finn and Jake's closet, or in a ''baby carriage'', or inside a book Turtle Princess was about to read, or even inside ''a cheese sandwich Finn is in the middle of making''.
* "[[MoodWhiplash I'M FREAKING OUT!!!]]"

[[AC:"Return to the Nightosphere"]]
* ANYTHING involving the jail guard.
-->'''Jake:''' Yo, is there an outlet anywhere for this?\\
'''Guard:''' [[EvilLaugh Ha...]] [[YouFool HAHAHA....]] '''''[[FelonyMisdemeanor HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]]'''''
* Finn's reaction to the full landscape of the Nightosphere.
-->'''Finn:''' Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Preeeety neat.]]
* Finn and Jake realizing that they're next in line... to go into another line.
* This part:
-->'''Finn:''' How long have you been in this line?\\
'''Big Demon:''' How... ''long? (starts crying)''\\
'''Finn:''' Oh, butt-traps. Jake, stretch us to the front.\\
'''A lot of demons, collectively:''' NO CUTTING!!\\
* Pay close attention to the small idiot demons in the jail as Finn and Jake converse with the guard. Just look at them and what they're doing. Then try not to laugh. They're acting like a bunch of idiot babies, rolling around on the floor, clapping, flailing... Once you notice their antics, it's impossible to watch those scenes without giggling.

[[AC:"Daddy's Little Monster"]]
* "Let's bury the hatchet! See how I'm ''not'' killing you?"
* Jake's line "Ow! My hippocampus!" as the explanation for how they [[LaserGuidedAmnesia lost their memory]] forced me to pause and just reflect on how hilarious that line was.
* The scene where [[spoiler:Marceline]] proceeds to offer "Pain, Pleasure, or Weird Punishment" as the new Lord of Evil.
* The part where the guy who berated Finn and Jake for trying to cut was not let back in line:
-->'''Demon:''' Sorry, dude, you got out of line, I--\\
'''Guy we're talking about:''' '''''DANG IT!!'''''
* What about the scene when Marceline finds out [[spoiler:her dad tricked her]]?
-->'''Marceline:''' Dad, [[spoiler:you tricked me?]]\\
'''Hunson:''' *shrugs*\\
'''Marceline:''' Dad, that ''sucks''.
** Or the moment right before that after he [[spoiler:removes the amulet from Finn]].
--->'''Hunson:''' I wonder what happened to him? Kids these days, am I right?\\
'''Jake:''' Dude. Seriously.
* Finn and Jake finding out just what those bananas are.
* Finn's NonSequitur rap:
-->''(Jake beat boxing)'' "Yeaaaahhh... Uuuuuhnnnn... Political Rap, yo... yo... Demon apathy! Yo zappity! Get ready! Government! Where you went? Yo... Farmer's market! Ride bikes. Get on it. Geodesic domes. Science! [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy You HEARD?!]]"

[[AC:"In Your Footsteps"]]
* During the IrisOut to the bear's party, Jake quickly blurting out "I knew it."
* When Bubblegum reveals that no one actually mistook the bear for Finn, Jake (who was convinced the bear was trying to steal Finn's identity) is [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]] looking nervous and ''literally'' [[ShamefulShrinking shrinking back]].

[[AC:"Hug Wolf"]]
* "Is this an extra ''butt?!''"
* "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar And don't tell me it's cuz I have]] [[HoYay repressed emotional feelings for Cinnamon Bun!]]"
* This exchange:
-->'''Jake:''' Finn? Say somethinge to reassure me!\\
'''Finn:''' [[FelonyMisdemeanor I'LL]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything HUG]] [[YourMom YOUR MOM]]!
* The scene with the protective candy dad defending his daughter with a candy cane shotgun complete with him making "pew" noises as it actually shoots.
-->'''Gumdrop dad:''' GET OUTTA HERE YA HAIRY TEENAGER!\\
'''Gumdrop dad:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar SHE'LL]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything NEVER MARRY!!!]]
* During the scene where Jake and Beemo find Finn after his hug wolf rampage, Princess Bubblegum is seen [[FunnyBackgroundEvent randomly chasing a cat in the background]].
* "We're mad, but we're not gonna go down there..."
* This:
'''Random person in crowd:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar WITHOUT CONSENT!]]
* "Can I get a hug?" "'''''JAKE!!!!!'''''"
* And, of course, the ending, a rather horrifying BrickJoke when you remember [[spoiler: the alpha hug-wolf got hit by one of the flaming globs of evil spewed by the dying Tree of Blight]].

[[AC:"Princess Monster Wife"]]
* "Somebody broke into my house and stole my lumps!"
* Jake's nonchalant reaction to LSP assuming the thief is making out with her lumps: "Heh, heh... gross!"
* "They're our limp, sleepy children!"
* The Ice King's song. The lyrics and atmosphere are heartwarming, but its execution is hilarious. He's singing to a tape recorder playing a cheesy, pop ballad song, and he even has back-up vocals on a different tape recorder.
* The Ice King makes his wife a dress using a sewing machine. Then he sews a sock to it. Then he sews an empty pizza box to it. Then he sews his BEARD to it.
* All of the Ice King's names for his penguins.
* Penguins freak out when one of them [[VomitIndiscretionShot throws up]] after PMW blows him a kiss.
* The "normal people" on the Ice King's TV.
* "Lady parts."
* PMW giving Turtle Princess's head to LSP.
* Muscle Princess kissing her arm.

* Peppermint Butler, for no apparent reason, was buried under Finn and Jake's lawn. He popped out to tell them that the princess had a message. It was never explained why Pepbut was buried underground. Finn and Jake were just as confused as us. Perhaps he tunneled there.
* The creation of Goliad in the flashback:
-->'''Finn''': What did you use to create her?\\
'''Princess Bubblegum''': Huh? Oh, you know, the usual Candy Person soup.\\
''[Scene switches to Princess Bubblegum dumping various pieces of oversized candy into a vat. Along with Cinnamon Bun who hurriedly gets out of the vat.]''
* Princess Bubblegum casually revealing that she's acting weird because she hasn't slept for 83 hours.
* The candy babies acting... well, like goofy, out of control babies- one of whom is painting the candy mama's face.
* The fat candy mama in general- especially her nonchalant reactions to the chaos in the nursery.
-->'''Mama''': Settle down, everyone!
* Jake's randomly shouting at the kids: "I'M DON JUAN CHERRY TEMPO!" And Goliad later tries to repeat all of this word for word, hilariously flubbing it.
* The scene where Finn is trying to distract his mind away from PB's plan. He imagines various odd things, such as PB's head turning into a dolphin, PB turning into a bunch of little [=PBs=], then melting, Finn rolling up the grass and smothering PB with it, and several dancing Finn babies.
* A more Meta example, or fridge humor. The fact that PB's attempt to create a replacement for Lemongrab backfired in the worst way. Most fans couldn't think of a scenario that was worse than Lemongrab taking the throne. Then Goliad came along... Apparently, Lemongrab is still the rightful heir, which is exactly what PB was trying to avoid by creating Goliad.

[[AC:"Beyond This Earthly Realm"]]
* When Finn and Jake first find the sheep statue:
-->'''Jake:''' Dude, no! Don't touch that thing! It's probably got some kind of sacred significance.\\
'''Finn:''' Yeah... I want it for my sacred bathroom.
* The Ice King's "friend song" as he happily jumps up and down on his bed.
** After Finn overhears that Ice King tricked him, he just says, "Dude, come on, what?", as if not even surprised. Ice King then explains his plan (it being that he made Finn trap the monsters so Ice King wouldn't see them anymore) and says that since Finn is trapped in the spirit realm, Ice King is the only friend Finn will ever have. Then this exchange takes place.
--->'''Finn:''' ''(walking away)'' I'm gonna re-open the hole.\\
'''Ice King:''' ''(immediately after the above line)'' NO, WAIT, MY PLAN FELL APART!
* The Ice King's skeeved-out reactions to the spirit, which call to mind the way a prissy woman would react to bugs.
* Some of the spirits, too. They were so dopey. Especially the "wop wop wop" one.
* The one spirit who kept vomiting up babies.
* The Ice King totally breaking the fourth wall, in the most hilarious way imaginable.
* The whole episode was pretty lighthearted, too- especially since we find out that the Ice King's wizard eyes are REAL, and all of the crazy creatures he sees do exist.

* "Heeeeeeeeey, Jaaaake! Is Finn hooooooome?" Cue Jake turning away with a deadpan "Euw..."
* LSP wearing a Squeezy Mart shopping bag and caked-on lipstick (which was actually the juice from a fruit pie!)
* LSP half-conscious and drooling on the couch.
* The title card. Sexy, busty LSP reclining on a couch.
* Turtle Princess's voice. Steve Little has fine-tuned her voice to the funniest, lowest, crackiest voice imaginable.
* "THESE LUMPS ARE NOT FOR ''SALE,'' BILLY!" Cue LSP throwing a fruit pie at a vulture in a tree. Turtle Princess later goes out on a date with the vulture.
* LSP stripping off her bag-dress and swinging it around like a stripper.
* While going on an adventure, LSP struggles to lift... two small rocks, as Jake (who has shapeshifted into a box with legs) is carrying the rest.
* LSP accuses a swarm of ants of trying to get her lumps.
* After Finn and LSP exchange a genuinely sweet, heartwarming few words about inner beauty, Jake yells at LSP and tells her to stop wearing garbage. LSP blissfully floats out of the window, ignoring him.
* While on an adventure, LSP gets a call from Turtle Princess, who tells LSP that she thinks the vulture is cute, and she wants to ask him out.
* LSP's ringtone- it's Turtle Princess saying "Heeeeey, Giiiirl!"
* LSP trying to be sexy for Finn, who totally ignores her.
* Finn and Jake taking pity on LSP and letting her work as their "Adventure Secretary."
* "LSP, you're wearing ''garbage'' for clothes!!" Because ''someone'' had to say it.

[[AC:"Princess Cookie"]]
* A rogue cookie is hell-bent on taking Princess Bubblegum's crown, and he starts taking hostages. Princess Bubblegum offers him "a really big cowboy hat" instead, which he promptly refuses.
* Jake's fake back-story for himself about being a milkman who wants to be a mailman.
* The Poo-Brain horse disguise, complete with protruding tongue and dilated pupils, is back in all its majestic glory! Made even funnier due to the fact that you can tell it's a trap: there's a prominent yellow ring around its middle with an arm holding a spear sticking out, making it obvious that a Banana Guard is in the suit.
* Baby-Snaps's reaction to [[spoiler:his hilariously failed attempt at suicide.]]
--> '''Baby-Snaps''': [[OhCrap I GLUBBED UP!]]
** For bonus points, the scene where Baby-Snaps actually [[spoiler:falls to his "death"]] was depicted in a very poignant way, so seeing him [[spoiler:mangled and shattered, but still alive and conscious]] makes for extreme MoodWhiplash.
* Some of the mildly unsettling posters on the walls of the Candy Kingdom mental hospital, messily written by the patients, apparently: "You'r ''(sic)'' special," "Don't Run," and "Stay Calm."
* The fact that the tiny little chocolate chip on Baby-Snaps's forehead is wearing an ''equally'' tiny little straightjacket!
* Also doubles as a HUGE [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming Moment]] and AwesomeMomentOfCrowning, appropriately: when Jake places the crown of the Grass Kingdom upon Baby-Snaps's head, he has the biggest, most gleeful, irrepressible grin on his face.

[[AC:"Card Wars"]]
* "Hmm... no, it ''says'' here [[SpannerInTheWorks I can floop the Pig]]. See?"
* Finn's troll-face when he keeps winning despite being a total beginner.
* Jake's temper tantrum when Finn manages to steal control of one of his most powerful monsters.
* When Finn goes to talk to [=BMO=] about Jake's obsession with the eponymous game, he is surprised to find the robot jumping from out of nowhere and chopping his head.
-->'''[=BMO=]''': [=BMO=] chop! If this were a real attack, ''you would be dead.''
* That hideously disgusting drink, and how Finn and Jake both actually end up drinking it, laughing.

[[AC:"Sons Of Mars"]]
* After Magic Man transforms the deer from "No One Can Hear You" into a telescope and tosses it aside, deliberately not reversing the spell, his jovial, nonchalant response is hilarious:
-->'''Magic Man''': You're welcome!
* When Magic Man throws a rock at Finn's head.
* "You [[InherentlyFunnyWords succu-butt]]!!"
* "Come on, let's go to my house! [[LargeHam COOOME OOOON, LET'S GO TO MAH HOOOUUUUSE!!!]]"
** The way bloated Jake!Magic Man flies off as he sings this.
* Finn upon seeing Magic Man's house:
-->'''Finn:''' How long have you had this house?\\
'''Magic Man:''' Yes, that is true!
* "Euw... What am I STEPPING in?!" "That's where I blow my nose all day!"
* When Finn asks Magic Man about the picture of Margles, he starts singing and sounds like a complete lunatic.
-->'''Magic Man''': Meeemories, drift in and out of my mind, and the little people get left behiiiind, SO WHAAATEVEERRR!!!
* All of those drawings by Grod, which portrayed the hideous torture of the Martians in crude, clearly child-like drawings.
* Every time Abraham Lincoln speaks. Strongly helped by the fact that Pen Ward alternates between ChewingTheScenery and just outright shouting his lines.
* When Finn and Jake fly back to Earth screaming, Finn crashes through Magic Man's roof, and lands by giving Magic Man [[LaserGuidedKarma a really hard punch in the head]], leaving him unconscious, lying on the floor.
* The manticorn's bizarre speech at the end.
-->'''Tiny Manticore''': I am the true coward; hiding from sincere expressions like a vampire in the nude who hides from the light. Thank you, brave hero. I was freed from bottle-jail, but my new prison is shame. MY NEW PRISON IS SHAME!\\
'''Finn''': What's he saying?\\
'''Jake''': ''[Who stretched his ear to hear]'' He said "My new prison is shame".

[[AC:"Burning Low"]]
* Jake's "Bacon Pancakes" song.
* Princess Bubblegum lets herself into Finn and Jake's house to collect taxes.
* Jake's DreamSequence when he falls asleep during Princess Bubblegum's lecture
-->'''Jake:''' Where am I?
-->(the camera pans over to show a tiny giraffe, a tiny snowman and a tiny version of Tree Trunks)
-->'''Tiny Snowman:''' Jake, you're president now!
-->'''Jake:''' Oh my gosh!
-->(Jake proceeds to sway back and forth while the tiny snowman, giraffe and Tree Trunks all clap.)
* Finn's repeated [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl high-pitched shrieks]] when surprised by Princess Bubblegum.
-->'''Jake''': Okay Princess, you need to stop breaking in here.
* Jake's reaction to TheReveal and Princess Bubblegum's demand to be taken to Finn and Flame Princess. First, he calmly turns off the oven. Second, he stretches his arms and grabs Bubblegum. Then, he inflates his head, and smashes it into the wall of the kitchen, which he carries Bubblegum through.
* The final scene.
-->'''Bubblegum:''' ''(after watching Finn and Flame Princess walk hand in hand)'' Oh Finn...
-->''(Jake flashes his {{Troll}}face.)''
-->'''Bubblegum:''' What?
-->'''Jake:''' Jeeeaaaaallloooouuusss?
-->'''Bubblegum:'''...Shut up.
* Jake describing the "Tiers of love" to Finn (half of which make absolutely no sense outside of Jake's relationship with Lady Rainicorn.) He then flips out when Finn asks what tier 15 is.
-->'''Finn:''' What about tier 15?\\
'''Jake:''' YOU ''STAY AWAY'' FROM THAT!!
* Jake tells PB that Finn has a girlfriend:
-->'''Princess Bubblegum:''' ''(gossipy)'' Ooh, a lady-friend! Do tell!\\
'''Jake:''' Uh, I shouldn't say. It's his business.\\
'''Princess Bubblegum:''' Aw, come on. You can tell me.\\
'''Jake:''' That's his personal business. Ya gotta respect the man's P-biz.\\
'''Princess Bubblegum:''' Okay, you're right. I'll respect it.\\

[[AC:"BMO Noire"]]
* Jake randomly applying ''women's makeup'' to his face. Including a swirl of lipstick on his face.
* Watching Beemo pretend to be a gritty detective is hilarious and [[CutenessOverload adorable]] at the same time.
* Beemo "interrogating" a remote control.
* "I feel like I got hit with... a Dracula... by King Kong."
* "Our chicken's name is Lorraine?"

[[AC:"King Worm"]]
* [[InJoke Phil]] randomly pops out of Peppermint Butler's back and shouts "SATORI!" in a high-pitched voice while throwing a spoon at Finn's head.
* When Finn and Jake are reunited in the dream:
-->'''Finn''': I was just in some other part of the dream with Princess Bubblegum and Flame Princess.\\
'''Jake''': Make-out dreams? Nice.
* When the Ice King finds Finn and Jake:
-->'''Ice King''': Fionna, Cake, I need your help!\\
'''Finn''': What?\\
'''Jake''': What did you say?
* Lady Rainicorn's voice, and the scene where she's helping Jake tape that present.
* Many parts of the episode were just so bizarre; it was no surprise when Pen said that the episode was inspired by WebAnimation/{{YouTube Poop}}s.
* The snowing [=LSPs=].
* The Ice King running around in circles.
* PB having coffee with The Lich.
* Finn's dream sword turning into a shark? Horrifying. Finn screaming like a little girl at the sight and causing the wall behind him to crack like it's glass? Hilarious.
* "My life energy? I use that!"

[[AC:"Lady & Peebles"]]
* "I'll use my [[TongueTwister BALLBLAMBURGLURBUR]]!"
* Jake's reaction to Rainicorn reveals to him that [[spoiler:she's pregnant]]. He has a ridiculous mixture of shock, horror, and bafflement on his face as he gasps out the final line of the episode in a strangled voice:
-->'''Jake''': [[spoiler:I'm puppies!?]]
* Before the girls enter the cave, Lady Rainicorn gives a long set of dialogue in Korean, to which Princess Bubblegum simply replies "Hmm, I suppose that's true".
** Although it becomes [[HarsherInHindsight a lot less funny]] when you learn what she's talking about: [[spoiler: a recurring nightmare where zombies attack her family]]. Knowing ''Adventure Time'', this was deliberate.
* Ice King taking [[spoiler: Ricardio escaping, and his broken bones and such]] [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction rather well.]]
-->'''Ice King:''' It ''hurt,'' oh boy. How 'bout a hug? Please? I ''need'' it...
* Princess Bubblegum attempting to be civil towards the Ice King, who's extremely happy about his [[spoiler: maraca heart]] up to the point of being obnoxious, and, fed up, she just shouts: "ICE KING, PLEASE LEAVE!"
* Finn's frantic warning when he wakes up:
-->'''Finn''': Princess, Ricardio's back, and he's ''peacocking hardcore!''"

[[AC:"You Made Me!"]]
* The fact that Princess Bubblegum asked for three candy people to volunteer to live with Lemongrab, and they responded by assembling an ANGRY MOB!
* All those noises Lemongrab makes. There's no way to spell them. He just opens his mouth to say meaningless, stuttering syllables.
* Lemongrab's self-revelation, and Starchie's response:
-->'''Princess Bubblegum''': *bursts into the room, turns on lights* ''Lemongrab!''
-->'''Earl of Lemongrab''': *winces* GNAAAAA!
-->'''Princess Bubblegum''': ''Why'' are you stalking my ''peeps?!''
-->'''Earl of Lemongrab''': I AM WITHIN MY RIGHTS!
-->'''Princess Bubblegum''': Yeah, but what are you ''doing?!'' *Lemongrab glares at her and hunches over* You're freakin' me out!
-->'''Earl of Lemongrab''': AAAAAAI AM THE EARL...
-->'''Princess Bubblegum''': ''Yeah?''
-->'''Earl of Lemongrab''': ...the ''urrrl''... OF NOTHING!!! *shoves head into window backwards* Uuhh...
-->'''Princess Bubblegum''': WAIT! What do you mean, "nothing?"
-->'''Earl of Lemongrab''': *head still in window, points at PB* CASTLE LEMONGRAB HAS NO CITIZENS!!! YOOOU HAVE EXCESS CANDIES!!! YOU MUST DONATE!!! ''DONAAAAAATE!!!''
-->'''Starchie''': In your ''dreams'', you ''freak!''
** The calm way in which PB tries to deal with the situation.
** When Lemongrab says "The earl of nothing," it sounds more like "The urrrrrrrl..." And when he says that, the pitch of his voice lowers about two octaves. He didn't even ''sound'' like LG.
** The promo art. It shows the Pup Gang pelting a basketball at a poor, squished-looking Jake, who looks completely startled and is farting.
* The Banana Guards didn't tell Princess Bubblegum about Lemongrab spying on people because they found Lemongrab's intrusions to be funny and entertaining. They watched it on their monitors for TWO WEEKS before Finn and Jake tattled.
* Princess Bubblegum tries to get Lemongrab to be more empathetic towards candy people. She hands Crunchy to Lemongrab. He pokes him... then starts slapping him, then randomly bolts up with a shout of "PUT YOU IN MY OVEN! IT'S GROOOSS!!".
** Crunchy is either a full grown Candy Person or a baby with the voice of a gruff old man. It's hard to tell which one makes the scene funnier.
* When Lemongrab meets his new friend Lemongrab (another Lemongrab), he greets him by poking him in the face. Lemongrab 2 doesn't mind at all, and starts poking Lemongrab in the face. This scene lasts for a while, until they both stop and smile. [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments And they exchange Eskimo kisses.]]
* At one point, Lemongrab screams. Lemon Camel is lying near by. Lemongrab jumps on the poor resting creature's back, and Lemon Camel's expression is one of pure terror, and it runs off into the distance with Lemongrab on its back.
* After Lemongrab has a nervous breakdown, he runs through the castle ground screaming, and... starts [[NakedPeopleAreFunny ripping off his clothes]].
* Rather than go live with Lemongrab, Mr. Cupcake BREAKS HIS OWN ARM.
* This exchange as Princess Bubblegum catches Lemongrab spying on a sleeping Starchy:
-->'''Princess Bubblegum:''' Hey!
-->'''Lemongrab:''' *nonchalantly* Huh?
-->'''Princess Bubblegum:''' What happened to your new citizens?!
-->'''Lemongrab:''' *''still'' nonchalant* They didn't understand my lemon styles. I like this way better.
** A note on the above example. Even funnier is that closed captioning reveals that Lemongrab doesn't say "Lemon Styles." He says "Lemon Style''z''". How Gangsta of you, Lemongrab!
*** Lemongrab ''IS'' gangsta. The dialogue is actually written as "lemon stylez" and "candy stylez" in the original storyboards.
* An otherwise serious moment is interrupted by another Lemongrab walking into the room, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked]], and asking: "Hello? Am I in the right room?" Lemongrab squints and says: "NNNUH?! WHO'S THIS RIGAMAROLL?!"
* There's a bit of a AccidentalInnuendo in the schedule listing when this episode gets paired up with "The Hard Easy".
* Some non-Lemongrab related (well, not directly): when Princess Bubblegum remembers the Pup Gang at Castle Lemongrab, Finn and Jake decide to finish things off accordingly. Jake then assumes a large form with spikes, an axe for a tail, and two flails handing from his sides. When Princess Bubblegum tells them that she has to try to reason with Lemongrab, Finn immediately agrees and Jake adopts a flowery mane and fluffy tail, telling Princess Bubblegum to hope on. PB proceeds to ''jump into Jake's mouth, is swallowed whole, and emerges from a hole Jake makes right behind Finn''. And she looks exactly the same.
** When Finn and Jake confront the Banana Guards about what they're hiding, Finn and Jake answer in perfect unison, and so do the Guards:
--->'''Finn and Jake''': Show us now!\\
'''Banana Guards''': Show you what?\\
'''Finn and Jake''': What you said.\\
'''Banana Guards''': We didn't say nothing.\\
'''Finn and Jake''': It's too late for takebacks. We practically know everything already. Now show us.
** Negotiations with the Pup Gang:
--->'''Toughy''': We came out of hiding, cause all y'all is scared of a lemon man. And we ain't afraid! So we gots demands!\\
'''Princess Bubblegum''': And what is that?\\
'''Jamaica''': One: total amnesty for past crimes committed by the Pup Gang.\\
'''Princess Bubblegum''': Hmm... granted.\\
'''Jake''': Yo wait, they [[FelonyMisdemeanor threw a basketball at my head]] one time! You gonna let that slide?\\
'''Jamaica''': We only did that cause your old.\\
'''Jake''': You sax, I'll rip your cups!\\
'''Princess Bubblegum''': Jake, please! What is your second demand?\\
'''Toughy''': We want the big cash money wad! Enough to provide for our delinquent mothers, so that hopefully [[FreudianExcuse they will show us the love we always dreamed about in our sad, young lives.]]\\
'''Jake''': [[DarthWiki/CrowningMomentOfIndifference Hmm.]]
** The Pup Gang deserve an honorable mention here. Three tiny, chubby kids, voiced by actual young children, who act tough and speak in something similar to Ebonics. Blombo, in particular, is hilarious, with his squishy, fat cheeks and his dance moves.
*** During Lemongrab's exchange with the Pup Gang, look at Blombo. He's dancing the whole time.
** The fact that Chocoberry is still fast asleep even as Princess Bubblegum and the earl are SCREAMING at each other, right next to her. Chocoberry must be a VERY heavy sleeper!

[[AC:"Who Would Win"]]
* The Train being beaten by the Farm.
-->'''The Train''': [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction My legs are backwards!]]\\
''[The Farm kicks the Train onto the shore, and [[ToiletHumour he farts]].]''\\
'''Finn''': Did you just die?\\
'''Train''': No. The Train will chug on. My friend makes bionic legs. I'll be better than before.\\
'''Finn''': ''[Gasp]'' I want bionic legs! Who's your friend?\\
'''Train''': Yeah, right. It's secret... don't follow me.\\
''[Train pulls himself away]''
* "Now watch my... something style!"
* When Finn and Jake start fighting:
-->'''Jake:''' I'm gonna turn up the juice!\\
'''Finn:''' [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy And I'm gonna drink it!]]
** Finn's use of DeadlyDodging, which leads to Jake slapping his own butt in an effort to get at Finn.
** When Finn hides in a hollow log, Jake dramatically stretches his head in to get at him, making a [[NightmareFace creepy face]] as dramatic music plays... then Finn turns around and punches Jake as the music cuts off anticlimactically:
--->'''Jake:''' Ow.
** Finn gets stuck in a knothole, and Jake takes the opportunity to stretch his body extra-long and sprout dozens of legs just so he can repeatedly kick Finn in the face.
** The end of the fight, where a severely-beaten Finn and Jake do [[CombatPragmatist cheap but]] [[WimpFight largely ineffectual]] attacks like Finn throwing mud in Jake's eyes and Jake pulling Finn's pants down.
* Finn and Jake's shared dream where they meet the Dream Warrior who proceeds to talk about random nonsense. [[spoiler: He's actually telling them the cheap moves they need to beat the Farm.]]
* When Finn and Jake prepare to face the Farm a second time:
-->'''Jake:''' Put your pants on.\\
'''Finn:''' (''in a comically deep voice'') O-kay.

[[AC:"Ignition Point"]]
* Two flame people pointing to each other with one hand and shouting "U" and the other two flame people pointing with two hands to each other shouting either "W" or "Double U".
* Finn does another time when shouting random words confuse people like in "Princess Cookie", only this time it's this gem:
* After Finn and Jake return Flame Princess's candles to her and lit them with her hair as she sleeps, [[spoiler: Flame King appears from the candle and whispers "Evil" to her]]. When Flame Princess wakes up, she screams and then [[spoiler: Flame King]] screams and disappears.
-->[[spoiler: '''Flame King''']]: Eeeevilevilevilevilevilevil
* Finn and the Flame King discussing the [[CharacterAlignment alignment]] of the flame people, Flame Princess in particular, using [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]] terminology.
* In general, the WholePlotReference to {{Hamlet}} is pretty funny.

[[AC:"The Hard Easy"]]
* The leader of the mud scamps is pretty amusing, with his tendency towards malapropism and going on tangents.
-->'''Chieftan:''' Alright, let's cut the cheese.\\
'''Mud Scamp:''' "Cut to the chase."
* A pair of mud scamps are seen preparing for the possibility of having to move to the city... by standing around in fedoras.
* After getting lost, Jake raises his head above the trees to find where they are. Unfortunately, there is mist surrounding the trees. Then he gets struck by lightning.
* When Finn and Jake decide to build a fire, they try various methods of friction to get it started. Jake attempts to light a stick on fire by spinning it between his hands, but somehow ends up stabbing himself in the face. In pain, he rises above the trees and [[RunningGag gets struck by lightning again]].
** Really, all their attempts at making fire are hilarious.
-->'''Finn:'''(Writes "FIRE" on the ground with a stick) ...I dunno.
* "Argh! He's eating me! Gently eating me! No teeth, mostly tongue..."
* Finn [[spoiler: [[MundaneMadeAwesome dramatically kissing the Mega-Frog]].]]
* Prince Huge's over-the-top, Sailor Moon-esque transformation- complete with ribbons and the obligatory nudity.
** Compounded when we learn he's voiced by Brian Doyle Murray, aka [[TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack Captain K'nuckles]].

[[AC:"Reign of Gunthers"]]
* The Ice King's [[FreezeFrameBonus web search history]]:
-->[[NoodleIncident wants to rub mayonnaise on a penguin]]\\
ways i can do my hair\\
ways to ask a girl to prom\\
weird ways to burn calories\\
what is this lump on my back?\\
window breaking gloves\\
winter dating ideas\\
[[ToiletHumor wiping my bum isn't working right]]\\
wizard chick pics, skinny knees\\
[[JerkassWoobie wish girls would like me]]\\
words that make girls like me\\
wrong way to eat a banana
* The simple fact that Gunther's [[RunningGag affinity for bottle-breaking]] is part of the plot.
** Also, the part where the Ice King is leaving to get a new wishing eye. He tells Gunther to try not to break anything while he's out, and seconds later, Gunther is smashing the contents of the Ice King's refrigerator on the floor.
* The secret entrance to Wizard City.
-->'''Ice King:''' Wizards rule. (Fake cliff disappears)
* Ice King (unsuccessfully) flirting with Huntress Wizard.
-->'''Ice King:''' I was just steppin' to ya, girl, with my intellectual wizard politics!
* [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "I didn't hear nothin' about no secret wizard club that I wanna be a part of!"]]
* When racing toward the Candy Kingdom, Finn, who is riding an enlarged Jake, urges him to hurry, then realizes that he's still in his pajamas. Cue Jake turning around so Finn can change.
* The conversation about the bad dating advice Finn got from Jay T. Doggzone's book ''Mind Games''.
** Which [[BrickJoke comes back around]] in the ending when Ice King decides to not tell how he [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome escaped Wizard City]] to be mysterious as per Jay T. Doggzone's advice.
* "You'll never get past these walls, I think...!"
* The Banana Guards and Gumball Guardians both proving to be completely useless against the Gunther army, as well as PB's reaction.
* "[[{{Pun}} Breaking news]]! This mystery plan of yours is a ''smash'' hit! ...[[DontExplainTheJoke Because of the glass]]... because all they care about is bottles, heh."
* The anticlimactic ending where Ice King shows up and takes back his magic wishing eye from Gunther, scolding her like the penguin who nearly took over the Land of Ooo with an army of shape-shifting clones was a mischievous child.
** How does Ice King punish Gunther for his terrible crimes? [[PokeThePoodle By squirting him with a water spray bottle.]]
* The return of Gunther's baby kitty. [[spoiler:Who can now fire lasers!!]]

[[AC:"I Remember You"]]
* Ice King singing his own version of Marceline's song from "It Came From the Nightosphere"
-->'''Ice King:''' Gunther, do you even love me?\\
'''Gunther:''' Ruh... (''[[SayItWithHearts heart symbol appears]]'')\\
'''Ice King:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder It's rhetorical, Gunther]].
** Gunther suffering a JawDrop and dropping his popcorn and soda on the floor upon seeing the Ice King in a huge black wig.
* Finn's split-second CatSmile while spying on the Ice King.
* When Ice King flies into Marceline's cave yelling "MARCELIIIINE! ARE YOU THERE?!" She just stands there, almost as if in fear of what's going to happen, before softly muttering "No..."
* "I'll even split the fans with you! I'll get the princesses, and you'll get... whatever it is you're into." After all the hooplah over [[HoYay the supposed lesbian subtext between Marceline and Bubblegum]] in "What Was Missing", you get the feeling the writers are [[TeasingCreator trolling the audience]] with that one.
* "Your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick."
* Even Ice King is surprised when Marceline says he can stay.
-->'''Finn & Jake:''' Wha?!\\
'''Ice King:''' Yeah, wha?
** Finn and Jake awkwardly leaving after Marceline agrees to let the Ice King hang out.
* Ice King getting himself helplessly tangled in his Amp cord.
** And then he says he sort of likes it. "Kind of ''freak-ay.''"
* Before it turns into a TearJerker, Ice King's princess song is something to behold.
* Ice King climbing on top of Marceline's refrigerator after his FreakOut is funny, in a sad sort of way. Five seconds after meekly promising to stay out of her way, he's deliberately rustling his beard over her head.
-->'''Ice King:''' Whatcha got, an apple?
* [[http://images.wikia.com/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/c/c1/Simon_before_the_war.png The newspaper clipping]] from before the war is ''full of these'', tragic as it may be. If it's not the bored, unprofessional writing in the article, it's the fact that Ice King started to write "working on my personality" before changing it to "pecs".
** But that could be him misspelling "PECS" as "PEKS".

[[AC:"The Lich"]]
* This line:
-->'''Billy:''' What the heck are you guys doing in my ''crack?!'' It's three o'clock in the morning!
** The fact that [[spoiler:it was The Lich]] makes it even funnier.
* When Finn and Jake are collecting the gems from the crowns of various Ooo royalty.
** Finn takes off the Ice King's crown and puts it back after taking the jewels out. But of course, he can't resist the opportunity to scribble AngryEyebrows [[FaceDoodling on the Ice King's face]] and, not only that, write "I SUCK HAMBURGERS" on his beard.
** They are unsure of whether the star on Lumpy Space Princess' head is one of the ones they need. So Finn pulls on it, and what turns out to be a long, star-shaped block slowly slides out of her, accompanied by lots of gross, squishy noises.
--->'''Jake:''' Are you sure that's a gem?
--->'''Finn:''' I think so... ''(slowly pulls it out)'' So deep...
--->'''Jake:''' Gross.
*** And then when the gems are arranged within the Enchiridion, it turns out they didn't even need LSP's star.
* The scene with PB [[BlackComedy experimenting with the tiny candy people]], although it may be scary to some.
** The scene is lightened at least a bit by Finn and Jake's EpicFail at sneaking into her room.
* "Billy"'s solution to getting rid of the Lich:
-->'''"Billy:"''' I'm gonna push the Lich in there.
* After the montage of collecting the gems:
--> '''Jake:''' So Billy, how many more of these do we need? 2? 1?
--> '''"Billy":''' *nods*
--> '''Jake:''' ...Well? 2 or 1?
--> '''"Billy":''' *indicates 1 with his finger*

[[folder:Season 5 part one]]
[[AC: "Finn the Human/Jake the Dog"]]
* Big Destiny would probably be considered a depraved [[TheSociopath sociopath]] if he wasn't so damn entertaining to watch.
** First he lampshades OffscreenTeleportation when he [[spoiler:goes from burning down a village from the top of his mansion to burning Finn's house down in the farmlands.]]
--->How did I even GET here, son!?
** Then there's his reaction to [[spoiler:the apocalypse.]]
--->Big D's chillin' over here... ''wasteland style''.
** And finally his reaction to [[spoiler: being left behind by his gang.]]
--->I have taught you well, my traitorous gang.
* Jake, Prismo, and the Cosmic Owl chilling out in the center of the universe.
-->'''Prismo:''' Hey Jake, did you see that? [[spoiler: [[MeaningfulEcho Monkey's Paw.]]]]
* [[spoiler:Marceline]] getting sassed by [[spoiler:the bones of Simon Petrikov]].
* As serious as The Lich is, [[OhCrap his flustered reaction]] when he realized that he [[spoiler: wished to send Finn and Jake back home instead of destroying all life]] was quite amusing.
* The Ice King scolding Gunter for taking the jewels from his crown -- complete with [[http://dogshaming.tumblr.com Dogshaming]]-style sign that says "I STEAL JEWELS" -- before they fly back into it and knock him over.
* [[RunningGag For the third time]], Jake (almost) botches an important choice by choosing a sandwich.
* AU!Finn telling AU!Marceline that magic is fake.
-->'''Finn:''' Daddy says the false prophets of old used cheap parlor tricks to control the people... and to get babes. Like, ten or twelve hot babes each.
* The title cards of the three-parter follow a theme. Compare [[http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8325/8103396016_2337320fc6_b.jpg The Lich]] and [[http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8202/8170652040_3c6542e345_b.jpg Finn the Human]] with [[http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8061/8179743388_da19758995_b.jpg Jake the Dog]].
* "Say you wish for a back rub. Who's gonna give it to you? An old man? A bear? And where does this masseuse come from? Do I just zap some guy from his family dinner? Leave some kid traumatized? 'Mom, where did dad go?' 'I don't know, son, he just disappeared from the table. ...Sorry.' "
* [[spoiler:Marceline]]'s death should be a TearJerker, but [[spoiler:her]] last words are hilarious: "I warned you...ya butt!"

[[AC:Five More Short Graybles]]
* Finn and Jake treating a book of nursery rhymes like a TomeOfEldritchLore, followed by them spending the rest of the episode sticking their thumbs into stuff.
* Tree Trunks accidentally bumps into a statue that has a single fist raised, back-of-hand to observers, and runs off to report the perceived offense to the police. It later turns out Shelby (the worm that lives in Jake's viola) was reading while relaxing on the statue's fist, and called down to Tree Trunks from [[FlippingTheBird a vertical position in the middle of the fist.]]
** Tree Trunks trying to get together an angry mob... consisting of [[TheDitz Cinnamon Bun]] and two gum-drop girls. Armed with pantyhose and stockings full of balled-up newspaper.
*** When the mob tries to confront the statue, Cinnamon Bun puts on the pantyhose and dances instead of using it to fight.
* Later, Cuber mocks the viewers for potentially guessing incorrectly that the theme of these graybles was the five fingers, lampshading that the characters in these stories have FourFingeredHands.
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext The Ice King proposing marriage to his foot.]] And being tempted to cheat by his other foot.

[[AC:Up A Tree]]
* Finn and Jake pretending to be a "real" dog and owner is as hilarious as it is adorable.
-->'''Jake:''' I call dog and you be human! [running] Dog! Dog dog dog dog dog!
-->'''Finn:''' You mean "bark!"
-->'''Jake:''' Oh yeah. Heh. Bark! Bark bark bark...
-->'''Finn:''' Hello! I'm a human! Hello! I'm a human!
* The RunningGag of the squirrel answering questions with "Yes, and no..."
* There's also Finn and Jake treating Finn being shrunken like it's an everyday occurrence.
* The girlish scream Finn lets out when the porcupine (or was it a hedgehog?) impales itself on his behind.

[[AC:All The Little People]]
* "C-listers, go back in the bag!"
* The blink-and-you'll-miss-it scene of Mini-Finn riding on Mini-Lemon Camel while Mini-Lemongrab chases them.
* Finn experiments a relationship with himself and Flame Princess, and then throws Princess Bubblegum into the mix. HilarityEnsues.
-->'''Finn''': PB's working out now!
-->*cut to an angry, more-built Princess Bubblegum lifting weights and grunting*
** When Finn initially drops Bubblegum between himself and Flame Princess, she turns to Finn and then to Flame Princess as though considering her options, and then stares straight ahead whistling.
* [[spoiler:Magic Man's]] single, random scene.
* The various [[CrackPairing Crack Pairings]] Finn cooks up and their results, including...
** Mr. Cupcake and LSP. With LSP flaunting her lady lumps.
** Turtle Princess spanking Zergiok's butt non-stop.
** Marceline licking Peppermint Butler constantly.
** [[BrickJoke Ice King and Beemo]].
** Something tells me the writer paired a few of these for a sort of [[AscendedFanon Ascended Fanon]], as if some parts of the fanbase were shipping these pairs.
* Finn's general detachment from reality in favor of manipulating the little people, reminiscent of a ''VideoGame/TheSims'' addict, or an avid user of Website/{{tumblr}}.
-->'''Jake''': ''(waving his hand in front of Finn's face)'' Hello, Earth to Finn! Are you okay?
-->'''Finn''': ''(staring at the little people on the table)'' ... '''''YES.'''''
* Finn breaks up little Jake and Lady; with little Finn eventually taking little Jake's place. Actual Jake's reaction:
-->'''Jake''': AAAAAAAGGHH!! ''*pounds on table*'' '''WHAT THE BALL, MAN?!'''
* Jake still trying to get Finn to stop reading Jay T. Doggzone's books.
-->'''Jake''': You stay up all night readin' trash books? I'm tellin' ya, those dating books... that stuff is mess you up.

[[AC:Jake The Dad]]
* When Jake refuses to read any more of "Baby-Eating Fox and the Babies" to his kids, T.V. pouts and throws a rubber duck at him, knocking Jake's hat off. Jake then uses his shape-shifting powers to grow his head into the shape of a hat, smiling serenely as he does.
* The Foxes deciding to eat babies after reading "Baby-Eating Fox and the Babies."
* The ''look'' the butterfly gives Jake when he tells his kids it might have "too much germs".
* Jake's Flashback:
-->(Jake's Mom and a young Jake are on a city street, in front of a cobra)
-->'''Jake's Mom''': Stay back Jakey, my manual says it's too dangerous.
-->'''Jake''': Mom, your manual's a bunch of junk. look what I can do!
-->(Little Jake turns his arm into a larger, muscley arm and punches out the snake, then starts giggling.)
-->'''Jake's Mom''': Oh... dear... glob...
* Jake apologizing to his kids after realizing he was being over-protective.
-->'''Jake''': I'm super-proud, y'all, and I'm duper-sorry too. I've been trying to make you know about safety without actually learning about safety the way I did, by not listening my mom when that snake jumped out of the policeman's boombox.
** Jake repeating this to Lady seconds later.
* Finn and Beemo at the end of the episode. Beemo's dancing on Finn holding two pieces of bread while Finn has Beemo's controller in his mouth.
* Jake tearily stating how much he loves his little babies...and then using Jake Jr. to dab the tears away.
* Lady Rainicorn's reaction on seeing Jake being pulled her away by some foxes, she tells her kids to "give Daddy a hand" in a somewhat nonchalant manner as if she wasn't worried.
* The sheer randomness of the names Jake gives his kids. Charlie, Jake Jr. (who is female), T.V., Viola, and Kim Kil Whan.
* The kids having a PlotRelevantAgeUp by the end.

* The Banana Guards making police siren noises and doing AirplaneArms as they arrive to break up a fight between two of Finn's fans.
* Finn, in disguise as Davey Johnson, rubbing his stomach to adjust his voice.
** Not just rubbing his stomach -- he was manipulating the computer he swallowed that lets him autotune his voice when he sings. The BrickJoke's, they just keep coming...
* Finn (as Davey), goes to work for a shopowner who inexplicably looks like Davey himself, sweeping brooms with a broom.
* Finn talking to his false mustache.
** The mustache ''[[MindScrew talking back]]'' after Finn ditches his Davey identity and attaches the mustache to a candy horse's butt.
* BMO crying when Finn shaved his hair off, and saying that his Davey disguise (a balding, mustachioed man) looked "like the devil."
* When Finn first emerges from the house as Davey, the fanatic crowd disperses, one of them muttering that they thought it was Finn... because he's wearing Finn's exact clothes.

[[AC:Mystery Dungeon]]
* "Hold tight your buns, if buns you do hold dear!"
** During this part, the Ice King is giving the earl the most priceless "What the hell is your problem, you psycho?!" expression. Let's go over that again: even the [[TheMentallyDisturbed ICE KING]] thinks Lemongrab is a total freak!
** As LG yells the aforementioned line, he's [[ExorcistHead turning his head around]] like Pinocchio to read the words on the wall behind him. Cue everyone giving him funny looks.
* Shelby's charismatic recitation of the words inscribed on the wall of the dungeon.
* Lemongrab, clearly angry and pointy-toothed, asks the Ice King how he tastes.
-->'''Ice King''': "Nice, I guess."
-->'''Lemongrab''': [[NoIndoorVoice "MILD OR SPICY?!"]]
-->*Ice King has a brief flashback of himself practice-kissing with his hand.*
-->'''Ice King''': "Kinda lonely."
* The fact that the Ice King [[spoiler: kidnapped four people and went through a death-trapped dungeon, finally breaking through to the life-creating being within...to make the characters from his fanfiction real.]]
** [[spoiler:And the fact that makes it all funnier is that the characters didn't come to life at all. '''The ''book itself'' did.''']]
* When a rat snatches one of Tree Trunks' pies with its mouth, Lemongrab knocks it out and [[{{Squick}} then eats the mush left over in the rat's mouth!]]
-->'''Lemongrab''': *omnomnom* ...acceptable. *omnomnom*
* Shelby was absolute gold throughout the entire episode. First, there's his response to Lemongrab eating the pie out of the rat's mouth.
-->'''Shelby:''' Um, Lemongrab...
-->'''Lemongrab:''' *Looks up from eating* Wwwhat?
-->'''Shelby:''' Never mind.
** Then there's the part where the group has to cross a pool but a monster fish swims in it:
--->'''Tree Trunks:''' How're we gonna [[{{Pun}} worm]] ourselves outta this [[{{Pun}} fishy]] situation?\\
'''Shelby:''' [[HeroicSacrifice I think I have an idea...]]\\
''[[SubvertedTrope (cue]] '''[[BaitAndSwitch Tree Trunks]]''' [[ComedicSociopathy being used as bait)]]''
*** As a bonus StealthPun, this is known as a BaitAndSwitch.
** This moment gets a CallBack when Ice King says that ''Shelby'' was supposed to be the bait.
--->'''Ice King:''' Shelby! Who should have been the bait for the fish!\\
'''Shelby:''' Yeah, but, no thanks.
** And later in the episode when Ice King reveals that the Magi's flames can bring anything to life.
--->'''Shelby:''' Uh... you should have told us. I would have [[PrecisionFStrike FREAKING]] BROUGHT SOMETHING.
*** Despite having no arms.
*** And when Ice King tries to cheer him up by saying [[spoiler:he's gonna throw in his Fionna & Cake fanfiction instead]], [[SilentSnarker Shelby just gives a pissed off expression.]] For a bonus: cue Lemongrab saying Ice King is useless now and must be destroyed.
* Tree Trunks cutting her way out of the fish's belly with a knife. Hardcore.
* At the end of the episode:
--->'''Finn:''' Who in this world is sadder than the Ice King?\\
'''Shelby:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Me. Watching this.]]
* Lemongrab constantly calling Tree Trunks "Slave Trunks." AFTER apologizing to her. "I am sorry. Make me food, slave."
* When the Ice King tries to pull Tree Trunks back, he asks for help. Lemongrab half-heartedly reaches out his hand, looking like he couldn't care less.
* In the room filled with steam Ice King tells everyone that if he dies they can eat his body. Cue Lemongrab pulling his lower jaw back revealing [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily several rows of sharp teeth]].

[[AC:All Your Fault]]
* The completely bizarre appearances of the Lemongrabs's children. What... why does one have butt-wings?!
* Jake's reaction to seeing the little screaming guy with the peeling face.
-->'''Jake:''' '''''[[MemeticMutation NNNNOPE.]]''''' ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (immediately exits carrying Finn)]]''
* The Lemongrabs bickering like a married couple about the name of one of their kids.
* Everything about Seed-Wad.
* The surreal image of the Lemongrabs calmly and patiently sitting in chairs, minus the upper halfs of their skulls, with their brains exposed, as the princess erases the candy life formula from their memories with an actual pencil eraser.
* Plop-Top's little scream, and everything about him. He's so cute and funny-looking.
* Even as they're literally starving to death and completely emaciated, the [=LGs=] somehow have the energy to continue screaming at the top of their lungs.
* The letter at the beginning, which literally reads "Mmmmn, Princess Bubblegum. We are starving. Immediately send us all of your candy. How dare you. Yours, The Lemongrabs."
* Princess Bubblegum acting like an impatient, mildly exasperated mom.
* When Finn gives the Lemongrabs the seeds to grow new food, Lemongrab 2 [[TooDumbToLive eagerly takes all of them, puts them on a table, shoves Plop-Top aside, squishes the seeds together, and brings them to life]]. The living colored blob wakes up and pukes. Lemongrab says happily, "HA-HA! WE'LL CALL YOU SEEDWAD!" Cue Jake scolding the Lemongrabs and bluntly pointing out that they're all going to die.
* "ALL HEEER FAAAAULT!" "What.. what did you say?" "I said 'all her fault.'" "Yes, yes."
* The fact that the multi-mouthed green lemon child had on a pair of little pink cowboy boots.
* When Finn and Jake try to stop Lemonjon by beating on his giant heart:
-->'''Jake:''' Are you sure this is it? It's not even doing anything.\\
'''Finn:''' Just shut up and smash it, grandma.
* There is a Freeze-Frame Bonus screenshot that shows a close-up of Lemongrab's brain, and a generous sampling of many of his odd thoughts are visible for the audience to read. One refers to a fellow named Leroy whom Lemongrab suspects to be "posessed by demons." There's also completely random words like "DONUTS" written in bold, capital letters. Some of the thoughts in there are just so delightfully bizarre and funny. Another one includes "Oh what a good boy am I!" The funniest one found in there was, in exact words, "I'm a pretty little flower."
** The funniest part of this screenshot was written by a background designer on the show, and it reads: "I feel bad for [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall those who try to read the thoughts of my sour brain noodle]], because [[TheUnreveal no clues are to be found to my origin or my future]]."

[[AC:Little Dude]]
* "First one in is... um... [[ShapedLikeItself the first one in!]]"
* "Hats can be anything: pants, other people... it's fine!"
* BMO smacking Finn on the butt after Little Dude ruins the dinner he made for Finn and Jake.
-->'''Jake:''' Heh heh, BMO hit you on the butt...
* Finn doing a bodyslam from above on the Sleeping Magi, whispering "ninja". Then Jake turns into a big fat guy and lands on the Magi as well.
* After possessing a candy person, Little Dude punches out a gummi horse outside a candy saloon. Then a candy cowboy comes out and does the DramaticGunCock with both hands being {{Finger Gun}}s. Then Little Dude hits him with a lamp-post.
* Little Dude fighting Finn, Jake and the Magi by throwing a horse at them. ''Twice''.
-->'''Sleeping Magi:''' Look out! He's got the horse again!
* At the end, Finn's original hat leaves so he has to get a new one. Jake's solution?
--> '''Jake:''' (transforms his hand into a blade) Let's go skin an evil bear.

[[AC:Bad Little Boy]]
* Lumpy Space Prince looking and sounding ''exactly'' like Lumpy Space Princess... [[TertiarySexualCharacteristics except with a small peach fuzz stache.]]
* Marshall Lee summons an army of frightening skeletons...and then one of them starts beatboxing for him. Cue BoastfulRap.
* This entire sequence:
--> '''Slime Princess:''' Ice King, stop, please... This story is terrible!\\
'''Wildberry Princess:''' Maybe it's a new form of torture!\\
'''Ice King:''' Oh, come on! It's a first draft. Don't hate! And besides, that story had everything. Action, adventure, [[MartyStu a hotter, older guy]]... Wildberry, don't pretend. I know you like the [[SilverFox silver foxes]].\\
'''Wildberry Princess:''' ''[Look of fear]''\\
'''Ice King:''' ''[Raises his eyebrows suggestively]''\\
'''Wildberry Princess:''' ''[Look of horror]''\\
'''Ice King''': ''[Raises his eyebrows suggestively faster]''\\
'''Wildberry Princess''': ''[Look of absolute terror]''\\
'''Ice King''': ''[Raises his eyebrows suggestively even faster]''
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext My shirt is, like, FILLED with cream puffs!]]"
* "Aw, my cheek meat!"

[[AC:Vault Of Bones]]
* Flame King interrupting Finn and Fire Princess's card game:
-->'''Flame King:''' EVIL! Evilevilevilevil-Oh! I'm sorry, I thought my daugher was alone. Excuse me...I'll just...
** Before he leaves, the Flame King says to Jake "Nice teapot".
* Worried about Flame Princess' tendency to [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer solve any problem with fire]], Finn tries to suggest a less dangerous place for their next date:
--> '''Finn:''' Maybe next time we should just go to, like, a farmer's market or something.
--> '''Flame Princess:''' And burn it.
* One that sadly got cut after the first airing. As Finn and Flame Princess are walking through the dungeon, FP comments on how boring it's getting before making this observation:
-->'''Flame Princess''': At least he's got a cute butt.
* Flame Princess and the Skeleton Man:
-->'''Skeleton''': Hey! What are you doing here?
-->'''Flame Princess''': (gleefully) Burning you alive!

[[AC:The Great Bird Man]]
* Xergiok ''breastfeeding his birds,'' complete with Finn and Jake's shocked, wordless reactions.
* Xergiok's ProgRock song with its DisneyAcidSequence.
* At the end:
-->'''Goblin 1:''' Why's Xergiok going towards the resevoir?\\
'''Goblin 2:''' Maybe he's thirsty!\\
''([[DrivenToSuicide Xergiok walks into the water until his entire body is submerged.]])''\\
'''Goblin 2:''' [[BlackComedy Oh. I guess he was just sad.]]

[[AC:Simon and Marcy]]
* Simon and Marceline find a video tape in the ruins. Simon asks Marcy if she wants to watch a movie. He then holds up the tape, looking at it a moment, then:
-->'''Simon''': Man, this is a boooring movie.
-->'''Marcy''': ''[*giggles*]''
-->'''Simon''': I liked the book much better! ''[*chuckles*]''
* [[EpicFail Simon's attempt at riding a motorcycle.]] It revs out of control, slams into a wall and explodes.
* After Simon breaks into the soup shop by throwing a chair at the window:
-->'''Simon''': Vandalism is wrong, Marcy.
-->'''Marcy''': Okay.
* Finding out that the food van only supplied clams
-->'''Simon''': [[TranquilFury Marceline, cover your ears]]
-->''[Marceline does so, then Simon starts kicking the door]''
* Marcy's deadpan assessment of the situation at the end.
-->'''Marceline:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Our butts are grass, right?]]
* The first time Simon sings the {{Cheers}} theme song is pretty hilarious.
** A meta example is Marcy's reaction to the first time he does it, which is probably a LampShadeHanging of the fact that many younger viewers will not get the Cheers reference.
** And then she hits the "mute button". Cue Simon mouthing words as though he's been muted.
* At one point, it seems as though Simon's going to put on the crown to fight one the nuclear nasties. Instead, he hits it on the head with it.

[[AC:"A Glitch Is a Glitch"]]
* This exchange:
-->'''Finn:''' Don't worry princess, we'll take care of this thing.
-->'''Princess Bubblegum:''' Oohoho, me too. *cocks handgun* I'm gunna take care of it too.
** And then when she shoots Ice King with the tranq darts with a completely calm demeanor.
* When Finn tries to animate:
-->'''Finn:''' Man, I don't have the patience for this animation junk. [[SelfDeprecation Whoever does this must have no life whatsoe]]--''(punches himself)'' OOF! ...[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Why did I do that??]]...
* "[[LoopholeAbuse You're not the last person on Ooo because I'M still here!]]" Cue PB making out with her hand while Ice King watches.
** Even weirder/funnier is the moment where PB pulls her own hand away and says, "No." As if ''her own hand'' was trying to slip her some tongue without consent or something...
** ''(Princess Bubblegum bends down in front of Ice King)'' "Hey, are you ''prayin''' to me? I'm into this! ''(PB lifts up Ice King's robe and gets it stuck on his crown, exposing Ice King's body.)'' I'm still into this. ''(PB shoves him to the ground.)'' ...[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Still]] [[TooKinkyToTorture into]] [[DirtyOldMan it]]..."
* Finn and Jake reacting to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX_vcjZmQ9w the video Ice King sent...]]
-->'''Finn:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Escape, Jake, ESCAPE!!]]
* Jake remembering good times with his right arm.
* PB's hand and Jake's arm... [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment having an affair??]]
-->'''Jake's arm:''' Hm... you smell different, baby. You been [[UnusualEuphemism playin' basketball in]] [[YourCheatingHeart someone else's hockey rink?]] [[note]][[FridgeBrilliance which references the fact that PB made out with her hand]][[/note]].
* The donut guy screaming about his face... even when it goes back to normal.
* David watched "Hitman."
-->'''Finn:''' Where's Ice King? I wanna [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar kick his boingloings]].
-->'''Jake:''' Yeah! I wanna kick his boingloings, too!
** [[spoiler: The fact that this timecard is actually up for [[OverlyLongGag much, much longer than a second]].]]

* Rasheeta saying that he foresaw Finn's arrival in the tea leaves, the newspaper named Tea Leaves.
** [[http://i.imgur.com/eBLSsTL.jpg The text in said newspaper]] makes for a nonsensical and hilarious FreezeFrameBonus.
->"Early combat kills a wombat"
* Depressing though it may be, [[spoiler: Old!Finn's]] rambling and expressions on his deathbed are absolutely hilarious.
** For example, after [[spoiler: Finn's kids]] say they love him, Finn gives us this:
--> '''Finn:''' I remember back when ''I'' was dad.
--> '''Jay:''' *sighs* Dad, you ''are'' Dad.
--> '''Finn:''' I ain't dad yet!
*** If it was intentional by Finn, it's possibly the most meta Dad pun ([[{{Pun}} as in the kind of terrible puns Dads make]]) ever.
** Also earlier Finn is out chopping ''wool'', wool trees. Also when he chops one tree down, it falls on a pillow sheep, the tree bounces off the tree and the sheep just shakes its head like nothing happened. Then what Finn does to it is pretty funny too:
--> '''[[spoiler: Older]] Finn:''' Pillow sheep, you've got more fluff than sense.
--> *Finn kisses the pillow sheep, then drop kicks it*
* "Jake... you drive [[{{Malaproper}} a hard burger]]."
* Roselinen definitely [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Gets This Crap Past the Radar]]:
--> '''Finn:''' In my world, pillows are mostly used for [[AccidentalInnuendo bedding]].
--> '''Roselinen:''' ''[=[=][[LampshadedDoubleEntendre suggestively wiggling her eyebrows]][=]=]'' That's what they're used for here, too.

[[AC:BMO Lost]]
* At the end of the episode, the Bubble [[spoiler:asks for BMO's hand in marriage]], but Jake [[spoiler:pops it.]] BMO's reaction and Finn and Jake's reaction to his reaction are [[BlackComedy cruel but funny]].
* However, [[spoiler:the Bubble lives on, as air.]] It starts as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, then turns into... something else.
-->'''Bubble:''' No, see that’s what’s so great. Now we can be together forever BMO. Every minute of every day. No more privacy, no more quiet, no more alone. Every room you ever go in, I’ll already be there, waiting... ''forever and ever... until the end of time''.\\
'''BMO:''' [[MoodWhiplash YAAAAAAAAY!!!]]

[[AC:Princess Potluck]]
* The RunningGag with arrows coming from off-screen to hit Jake. [[spoiler:It turns out to be the red squirrel from season 1.]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Red Squirrel]]:''' [[spoiler:[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar YOU SON OF A BLEE-BLOB]]!!!!! JAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!]]\\
'''Jake:''' Hey... ''[[UnknownRival you]]''....
* Finn and Jake coming across Bounce House Princess. Finn completely geeking out about getting to play in a bounce house is what makes the moment.

[[AC:James Baxter The Horse]]
* Jake smothering Finn in his asscheeks, to try and cheer up BMO.

* Jake making a large number of appropriate signs, at least for the beginning of the day, while Finn only managed a few which don't apply to much of anything.
* The fact that BMO somehow knows bikini girls who can fly.
* Finn being chased and smacked by bikini girls, and having the appropriate signs on hand. "OW OW HEY HEY"
* The entire GainaxEnding.

[[AC:The Suitor]]
* Finn talks to Jake about Braco...
-->'''Finn:''' What'd you think of that Braco guy? I mean, he seems kinda weird... and passive... ''(Jake gasps)'' and baby lamb-ish? ''(Jake signals that Braco is [[RightBehindMe right behind Finn]].)'' And too unheroic for Peebs. ''(Finn notices Braco.)'' And then I smashed that peach!!
* Finn gives Braco some helpful advice when he decides to impress PB by getting her the [[SoulJar soul stone]]:
-->'''Finn:''' [[BrutalHonesty That road you're on? Leads to nowhere.]]
** After Braco predictably fails to impress her, he cheerfully smashes the soul stone with a [[StepfordSmiler smile on his face]]. "''WHY WON'T SHE LOVE ME?!?!''"
* Peppermint Butler's reaction to [[spoiler:Braco "Paying the price for love". Or, in laymens terms, getting turned into a three legged {{Gonk}}.]]
-->'''Braco:''' Am I a walking love magnet?
-->'''Peppermint Butler:''' Well, you paid the price no doubt. [[HoYay And I wanna]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar have your babies.]]
** And later, [[spoiler:Peps smacking Bubblegum upside the face for sending him off with a robo wife.]]
--->'''Peppermint Butler:''' You should have given him to ''ME!!'' [[spoiler:''(SLAP!)'']]

[[AC:The Party's over, Isle de Senorita]]
* Ice King considering Princess Bubblegum his girlfriend.
** Not to mention him duct taping her at the beginning, claiming it's a surprise.
* Ice King fighting the Party God was pretty funny, also when he manipulated his knocked out body to talk to the Island Lady.
* "Banana Guards, Take me away!"

[[AC:One Last Job]]
* Finn and his primitive noise band. All the funnier since it's his only scene of the episode.
* A Banana Guard is forced to drink [[ImAHumanitarian banana-flavored milk]]: "[[BigNo Noooo]], the Forbidden Flavor! [[ITasteDelicious It's d-d-delicious.]]"
* Tiffany's, "Jake, I love you! I love you!" After he [[spoiler: got caught by Jake while they were trying to escape in a van]]

[[AC:Another Five Short Graybles]]
* Cinnamon Bun freaking out over Princess Bubblegum taking his night light away, as well as his subsequent rampage over being unable to sleep without it.
* Although the last parts of the Lemongrab sketch were rather intense, this troper couldn't help but laugh when Lemongrab 2 wanted their doll, Lemonsweets, to go to bed, but instead, Lemongrab wanted to make the doll dance. LG 2 gets up and walks over to a cabinet where they keep little hats for Lemonsweets. He takes one out, examines it, turns around.....to find Lemongrab hunched over the doll, still making it dance. The fact that he's flopping around his hands really fast, causing Lemonsweets to look like it's spazzing out more than dancing, and that Lemongrab is staring at Lemongrab 2 the whole time while he does it in what looks like a mixture of hatred and suspicion makes it all the more hilarious.

[[AC:Candy Streets]]
* Finn and Jake screwing around with some cats in the begining of the episode.
* Bubblegum giving the panicked LSP a calming injection...from a needle about three times bigger than Bubblegum herself.
-->'''Bubblegum:''' [[{{Understatement}} I think I may have injected her with too much.]]
* Finn is somehow able to dial PB's number on a phone just by making beepy noises into the receiver with his mouth.

[[AC:Wizards Only, Fools]]
* Finn's random thought about PB's wizard getup.... [[AudienceSurrogate which is what 90% of the audience was probably thinking.]]
-->'''Finn:''' Is PB straight up naked right now?
-->'''Jake:''' Dude, don't make me feel more awkward than I already do.
* "Let's just stay home ''just kidding.''"
* When Finn, & Jake first encounter Wizard City, they come to a wall they can't get past. Finn uncharacteristically says he's giving up and walks away from the Wizard Wall... only to run up from a distance and ram ''head first into the wall to try to bust it down.''
-->'''Jake:''' That's a nice try, man.
** Later PB arrives with the password to get through the wall which she got from Ice King. However, it has to be in his voice so she plays the entire tape of her interrogating him to get it. The entire tape is hilarious.
* Jake counting the days they were in prison.
-->'''Jake:''' Let's count the days! ''(Carving wall)'' One!\\
''(The rest of the scene transpires; everyone says good night to each other. Scene shifts to the morning.)''\\
'''Jake:''' Two!
* "Yoink!"
* The ending. Good god. Just... the ending. And of course it's the classic moot SpoofAesop ending that ''Adventure Time'' always seems to go for. Having gone to Wizard City and realizing that the cold spell was [[spoiler:a ''literal'' cold spell, in the temperature sense, they realize that it was AllForNothing. So they decide to go back to Starchy empty-handed. Abracadaniel does his rainbow magic ([[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway which does nothing]]) in front of Starchy, with Starchy thinking it's healing magic. When Starchy's distracted for long enough, Finn forces him down; Princess Bubblegum just says "fuck it" and force-injects Starchy with the medicine.]]
-->'''Princess Bubblegum:''' ''(Parodying a magic spell)'' Wooble-dooble dingle-dongle-- ''(blows raspberry) [[spoiler:(force-injection)]]''

[[folder:Season 5 part two]]
[[AC:Jake Suit]]
* Finn jumps off the roof of his tree fort and breaks his fall ''[[GroinAttack with Jake's crotch]]''. That fence didn't stand a chance. To add insult to injury, BMO runs up and hit Jake's crotch with a piece of wood afterwards.
* Jake making Finn do his "Tough Tooting Baby" song and dance in front of Flame Princess's family. With sandwiches stuffed in his underwear. Jake is [[PeoplePuppets controlling Finn's body]] so Finn is visibly upset and sweating.
* When Jake visits Lady, it's revealed that T.V. is the only one of his pups not to have their own apartments. He gives off that sort of "nerd still living in his parents house" vibe, especially when he's on a computer with a bowl of chips. His suggestion for how Jake could win the bet is also humorous.
-->'''TV:''' Hey dad. Why don't you try jumping into a volcano?
* [[spoiler:The Clown nurses from "Another Way"]] making their return at the end of the episode.
--> ''Ratta-tata-tata-da-da-daada...''
* The name of the legendary musician Music/{{Bjork}} is used as an exclamation three times in this episode. It's glorious.

[[AC:Be More]]
* The SMO's in the break room trying to drink coffee and eat donuts with their screen faces.
* The scene where BMO is connected to an SMO and the SMO [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar vibrates. HARD.]]
* Finn: "But memories are real cruc." BMO: "Yeah, no foolin'."

[[AC:Sky Witch]]
* Bubblegum being woken up by a cukoo-alarm clock with the top half of a cat instead of a bird.
* Princess Bubblegum demonstrates how to resist sleeping gas to her elite protectors. Unfortunately, she demonstrates it while gassing them and everyone falls asleep. Except Cinnamon Bun; who's apparently too stupid to be knocked out.
* Marceline threatening to bop Princess Bubblegum.
-->'''Marceline:''' See this? (spins her fist around) Wooooo Woooo Woooo...\\
'''Princess Bubblegum:''' What's that? You gonna bop me one?
* The [[spoiler: fake hambo doll,]] calling Marceline a dum dum.

[[AC:Frost and Fire]]
* Flame Princess burning Ice King's underpants in their first fight. He smartens up and gets fireproof ones afterwards.
-->'''Ice King''': AAARH! MY HAMS!

[[AC:Too Old]]
* The [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter little lemon-elf guard]] who is responsible for looking at passports. He stares at FINN'S passport in [[WhatAnIdiot total confusion]], grunting with effort (in the most adorable way imaginable,) glancing back and forth from Finn's passport to PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM and back to Finn's passport. Princess Bubblegum irritably says, "The OTHER one," and shows the lemon child ''her'' passport, prompting the [[TheDitz lemon guard]] to become very surprised and let out a little, strained "Oooohhh!" The whole exchange was just adorably funny.
** Finn using [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilroy_was_here Kilroy]] as a passport signature.
* Finn and Princess Bubblegum's reactions to seeing Morbidly Obese Lemongrab for the first time.
* The fact that Lemon Castle has their own versions of Manfried and Cinnamon Bun. The Manfried has a speech impediment, and the Cinnamon Bun appears to be a drag queen who wears a little model of a ship (as in a boat with sails) on his head for some reason.
* Lemongrab being so fat that he struggles to bow. Princess Bubblegum is horrified and gasps audibly. Though it may become less funny when you realize that she is also seeing [[spoiler: Lemongrab 2 for the first time]], as well...
* Although it ''was'' mean, it ''was'' pretty funny when Lemongrab yelled '''"NNNNNO!!"''' at [[spoiler: his brother]], when the guy was just trying to welcome the guests.
* The fact that all of the lemon people appear to be drunk. If you look closely, you can see many of them holding martini glasses and teetering around.
* This bit near the end with PB talking to Lemon Hope:
-->'''Bubblegum:''' You'll love it in the Candy Kingdom. You'll learn all about how to play music, and nobody will yell at you. Unless you take a soda out of my fridge.
* In a darkly funny way, it ''was'' kind of funny when [[spoiler: Lemongrab smacked Lemongrab 2 in the head with a giant leg of mutton]].
* The scene of both Lemongrabs dancing together, complete with noodly rubber hose arms, twirling around like graceful ballerinas, was a surprisingly amusing part of this mostly DarkerAndEdgier episode.
* Lemongrab's strange pronunciation of the word "pudding." Which he proceeds to say four or five times. (Do people IRL even say "pud?")
* We see the return of Lemongrab's reading glasses. His eyesight might have gotten even ''worse''.
* The entire exchange where Lemongrab 1 and Lemongrab 2 are saying "UNACCEPTABLE!!" and "...acceptable" to each other. Lemongrab 1 keeps shrieking the word repeatedly, until it just descends into shrieking jibberish as Lemongrab 2 has a look of complete annoyance and frustration on his face.
* The scene where Morbidly Obese Lemongrab is riding on Lemongrab 2's hovercraft and shrieking down the hallway.
* Lemongrab's "fat voice."
* If you pause the scene of Finn switching the cards at the dinner table, you can see that one of the Lemon Children is named [[UnfortunateNames "Duke Suck Lemon."]]

[[AC:Earth and Water]]
* Finn and Princess Bubblegum trying to get past the flame guards. Turns out all they had to do was say why they need to get through.
* Any moment with Cinnamon Bun that's not a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming:
** "Wanna pet my dog? He lives at my house."
*** The fact his dog is apparently a giant sponge with a mop head on top.
*** "Plz feed my dog"
** This conversation after Cinnamon Bun tell's Flame Princess her own backstory
-->'''Cinnamon Bun''': It's fun to hide!
-->'''Flame Princess''': You're alright. Why can't everyone be honest like you? Maybe I should just go back where I belong.
-->'''Cinnamon Bun''': Do you mean baby jail?"
** After [[spoiler: Flame Princess and Cinnamon Bun overthrow Flame King]]:
-->'''Flame Princess''': You [[spoiler: belong in that lamp]] and if you don't settle down you'll have to answer to Cinnamon Bun.
-->'''Cinnamon Bun''' (wearing a small flaming hat): Hi.
** And the conversation right after that between Bubblegum and Cinnamon Bun:
-->'''Princess Bubblegum''': Take off that silly hat; we're going home.
-->'''Cinnamon Bun''': (pats the fire pup next to him) No. Look, got a real dog now.
* Flame King's response to his [[spoiler: imprisonment]]:
-->'''Flame King''': Once I get out of here I'm going to ground you for real. No snacks, no friends, no poppy music.
-->'''Flame Princess''': You never let me have any of those things! You were a selfish king and a bad parent!
-->'''Flame King''': But I did it for you honey! For you not to [[spoiler: overthrow me like you just did!]]
* This:
-->'''Guard 1''': I'm just on edge cause I'm afraid Jerry here is going to find out I'm dating his sister.
-->'''Guard 2''': !

[[AC:Time Sandwich]]
* [[HilarityEnsues The whole thing]] of Magic Man getting himself super slow-mozen with Jake's perfect sandwich and the characters trying ([[FailureIsTheOnlyOption and failing]]) repeatedly to break through, somehow ending with [[spoiler: BMO, on a skateboard, followed by a giant explosion and a vampire-demon monster flying behind]]. ''[[CrazyAwesome In slow-mo]]''.

[[AC:The Vault]]
* Bubblegum's nervous laugh when Finn points out she's "Like a bazillion years old. Not no freaking 19."
* Finn was apparently some sort of blob thing in a past life.
* "You made me a manservant?"
* The Bath Boy Gang Leader mispronouncing "amulet" as "omelette", as well as his reaction to Shoko correcting him.

[[AC:Love Games]]
* Just... the entire damn episode. ''All. Of. It.''
* Ice King's eagerness to marry the Slime Princess.
** And Jake's annoyance that he keeps getting involved.
** And BMO's laugh track.
* Blargatha's horrid, "romantic" singing. "Maybe later we can get [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar 'Do not disturb.']] I'm done."
* Finn's sheer terror in the spooning competition.
** The way Finn evades Slime Princess's spooning efforts while yelling "[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!!]]"
* "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I LOVE YOU BABY! YOU SPOON SO GOOD!]]
* Elder Plops never fails to be an absolute laughing riot. After Finn sings relatively well and Blargatha sings ''terribly'' in the crooning challenge:
-->'''Elder Plops:''' As [[SmallNameBigEgo Elder Plops]], I have heard many songs in my life, and I can only say this... ''(quick delivery)'' [[{{Understatement}} Finn, you win this one.]]
** "There's one more trial after crooning and spooning--smooching. ...I'm sorry it doesn't rhyme with crooning and spooning."
* Jake's amusement throughout the whole ordeal as he [[PassThePopcorn eats a single piece of popcorn]].
** [[RunningGag His]] {{pun|geonMaster}}s; not really the puns themselves, but how ''proud'' he is of them.
--->'''Finn:''' Hey, Guillermo... Care to come out for a... quick meeting?\\
'''Jake:''' More like a quick ''beating!'' HEY-O!
* [[spoiler:''Slime Princess'']] throwing up at the end of the episode as Finn and Slime Princess attempt to kiss.

[[AC:Box Prince]]
* [[AudienceSurrogate "This]] [[MetaGuy is]] [[IntendedAudienceReaction unsatisfying!"]]
* The fight breaking out between all the cats.
* Finn realizing that the "kingdom" was really just a bunch of cats playing in boxes after spending the entire episode taking it dead seriously.
** Then the episode ends with the cats piling onto him and cuddling/kissing him. It's as funny as it is adorable.

[[AC:Red Starved]]
* There's something hilarious about how Jake's reaction to Marceline trying to eat him is to [[NoYou try cooking her.]]
* Marceline has to be tied to a stalagmite as she gets hungrier, and she just gets more hysterically desperate to satiate it, while still staying a DeadpanSnarker.
* Marceline sucking the pink out of Bubblegum to hold herself off until they return to the surface, combined with Bubblegum's gasp of shock.
** [[ComedicSociopathy And how nonchalant she is about it afterwards.]] You'd think she just drank someone else's orange juice instead of, you know, sucking out their vital fluids and possibly killing them if not for their [[BizarreAlienBiology Bizarre Candy]] [[BizarreHumanBiology Person Biology]]
* Bubblegum using the Spoon of Prosperity to restore herself, and being so hilariously nonchalant about it.

[[AC:We Fixed a Truck]]
* The fact that [[spoiler: Ice King is still living with Finn and Jake.]]
* Bubblegum[[spoiler: 's lizard doppelganger]] being chased by a mob of candy people.
** [[spoiler: The crazy conspiracy theories about Bubblegum being replaced by an evil lizard proven by BMO demanding that she [[ItMakesSenseInContext eat a bug]]]].

[[AC:Play Date]]
* Jake getting irritated by the Ice King mooching off them to the point of eye-twitching and contemplating murder.
-->'''Jake:''' I'm ready to murder the Ice King.
* Ice King's last line of the episode:
-->'''Ice King:''' [[spoiler: Pft, Ice Kingdom's been fixed for weeks.]]
* The title card depicting Ice King and Abracadaniel as babies fighting over a cookie.

[[AC:The Pit]]
* Finn getting an unwanted look at some risque tape Jake made for Lady Rainicorn. Twice.
* That rock creature that spent the first 12 years of its life sleeping only to be possibly killed that day is kind of funny in a BlackHumor, so-sad-it's-funny-again kind of way.
-->'''Jake:''' I'm just going to pretend you're sleeping.
** It's either that or an extremely DudeNotFunny moment.
* Keeoth's growing frustration at Jake's completely nonchalant acceptance of his situation and refusal to suffer the way he's supposed to, which leads to him venting his rage in a pilates session.
* The fact that dressing Shelby in a priest's collar and having him say "Chyyyyeck please!" counts as enough of a blessing to vanquish Keeoth

* James in general. He's just so goofy and he always does random sound effects for no reason. It helps that he's voiced by [[WesternAnimation/SpaceGhostCoastToCoast Brak.]]
-->'''Jake:''' James, I wasn't sure about you at first, but you're all right!\\
'''James:''' Thanks, Jake, but to be honest, I wasn't too sure about you...

[[AC:"Root Beer Guy"]]
* Root Beer Guy narrating out the episode.
* Root Beer Guy having to invoke ArsonMurderAndJaywalking when he calls the [[PoliceAreUseless Banana Guards]]. When his a breathless extended confession that he kidnapped Princess Bubblegum and was going to dump her in the lake fails to produce results...
-->'''Root Beer Guy:''' ''*exasperated sigh*'' ...and I went boating after 8 p.m.

[[AC:"Apple Wedding"]]
* Tree Trunks' [[DirtyOldWoman mother.]]
* Lumpy Space Princess trying to crash the wedding.
** When Finn blocks LSP's way, she pushes up against him and yells this out:
-->'''Lumpy Space Princess:''' Get out of my way, Finn! Oh my glob! You're touching my woman's body!
* After Bubblegum arrests the True King of Ooo, Tree Trunks and the assembled guests band together, declaring her prison can't hold all of them. [[GilliganCut Cut to]] exactly that.
* The King chewing his way out the cell, and beating a hasty retreat.
-->'''The King:''' King of Ooo.com!
* Bubblegum ordering the Banana Guards to [[ExactWords release everyone.]] Well, they do. Releasing the wedding party ''and'' the criminals.
* Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig being left alone in the cell. Things quickly get racey.
-->'''Mr. Pig:''' Wait! Don't you think there might be cameras down here?
-->'''Tree Trunks:''' [[CovertPervert I hope so...]]
** Princess Bubblegum's expression going from teary-eyed sweetness to OhCrap once Tree Trunks says that line.
* Cinnmamon Bun somehow mistaking "Get Drinks For Us" as "Walk to the Zoo and back".
** Princess Bubblegum told him to "take these drinks around for us" so he took those drinks around the forest. And still thought she told him to walk to the zoo...
** Cinnamon Bun's moves as a bartender.
* BMO being forced to keep Tree Trunks' neurotic ex-husband company, then fleeing in terror when he asks BMO to move in with him.
* "Do you promise to love honor and obey each other... and live at my compound for the next six months and do assorted small chores?"
* The official designs for the King of Ooo show that he's made out of earwax, which is as funny as it is [[NauseaFuel disgusting]].

[[AC:"The Red Throne"]]
* Flame King and Flame Lord's [[StylisticSuck intentionally bad fight]]. It's a ShoutOut to the iconic fight scene from ''Film/TheyLive'', especially since the two are voiced by the same actors from the movie.
* Finn sums up the episode's hilarity with one statement.
-->'''Finn:''' Did I just get shown up by Cinnamon Bun?

* Simon calls Marceline to tell her important information, but Marceline uncharacteristically faints upon hearing her old friend again.
** And Finn and Jake just kinda stare at her, not knowing what the heck is going on.
** Before that, Finn and Jake telling Marcy to lower her bass. Why? Because holding it up high like that makes her "look like a nerd".
* Finn and Jake's second question for Simon? If he remembers all the times they've kicked his butt. And his response is just so deadpan.
-->'''Simon''': I have...bruises.
* This exchange, given through a '''magical portal through space-time''', yet notice Betty's reaction:
-->'''Simon''': I'm a thousand years in the future, love. I opened this portal so we could say goodbye…
-->'''Betty''': You're dumping me!?
* In probably the most humorous description of an AndIMustScream situation ever, Simon describes being the Ice King as being like "living with eternal diaperbutt".
* When Bella Noche negates the Ice Crown's magic, thus relieving Simon of his curse, the only thing that Grand Master Wizard has to say is "Dang. Sorry, Ice King." You can't help but be amused by the sheer irony of it.
* The ''very'' anti-climactic way Bella Noche, a magic-nullifying, all-consuming HumanoidAbomination is dealt with. [[spoiler: A punch to the face by Betty. Well, two punches.]] Yep. That's apparently all it took.
** [[FridgeBrilliance Well, it's not like a MAGIC solution would work against him...]]

[[AC:"Bad Timing"]]
* Jake dismissing Princess Bubblegum's time travel machine by saying that it's not true time travel and Ice King did a better job at it [[spoiler: when he brought back Betty]]… with magic.
-->'''Mudscamp''': Hey, time, where's my fiancée? Am I right?
* When Princess Bubblegum threatens to declare war on Lumpy Space if LSP doesn't apologize for calling her names and pulling her hair, LSP gives a very long "I'm sorry" while she leaves the room and before she leaves she tells her "I'm sorry you're so ''(quietly)'' stupid." And Jake and Punch Bowl laughing at that moment.
* The background events around the circle that was the main episode were rather quaint.
* It's MoodWhiplash for sure, but Princess Bubblegum [[INeedAFreakingDrink pouring herself a drink]] after taking LSP's verbal abuse is chuckle-worthy.

[[AC:"Lemonhope Part 1"]]
* The Castle Lemongrab video straddles the line between funny StylisticSuck and [[NightmareFuel terrifying propoganda]].
** "Hello, and keep away from Castle Lemongrab!"
** Lemongrab silencing his clone-brother, who is still alive in his stomach... by pinching his prodigious belly.
--->'''Lemongrab:''' "Mm. Unacceptable."
** "[[LawfulEvil Law! Order!]] [[EvilIsPetty Harp smashing!]] [[YouMakeMeSic Weee've have]] it all!"
** "[[MotorMouth In-conclusion]][[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial -no-one-needs-to-come-here-ever-especially-Lemonhope]][[BreadEggsMilkSquick -and-I-ate-my-brother-GOODBYE]]!"
** Lemonhope not paying attention to the video and instead drawing a picture of himself with a beard and sunglasses.
* Lemongrab crosses into his darkest comedy ever when he eats one of his own kids...but does so off-screen, so he screams what he's doing, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall as if trying to make sure the audience knows.]]
-->'''Lemongrab:''' "I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!"
-->(Screaming and munching sounds transpire, followed by a beat.)
-->'''Lemongrab:''' "I DID IT!"

[[AC:"Lemonhope Part 2"]]
* "Looking for something? Well you found me: Fat Lemongrab!"
* Lemongrab's "things".
* The [[BodyHorror freshly reconstructed]] Lemongrab chimes in:
-->'''Lemongrab:''' "♬Meeee!♬"
* Lemonhope: "See you in a thousand years I guess." ''(leaves)'' "PEACE!"
** [[spoiler:[[TimeSkip ... Then]] [[DistantFinale he]] [[IGaveMyWord keeps]] [[GoOutWithASmile his]] [[TearJerker word.]]]]

[[folder:Season 6]]
[[AC: Wake Up/Escape from the Citadel]]
* The way the guests at Prismo's party mock the dormant Lich by taking selfies on him.
* It's easy to ignore given the [[MoodWhiplash dramatic tone both before and after,]] but once Finn's dad exits the Citadel's atmosphere with some other prisoners, he [[FridgeLogic quickly inquires,]] [[OhCrap "Hey, what about air-"]] just before the atmosphere closes back up.
* Seeing the Lich [[spoiler:flail around spouting frantic gibberish as he's defeated]] is both [[KnightOfCerebus unexpectedly hilarious]] and satisfying.
** Jake regaining consciousness and opening his eyes, the first thing he sees being the Lich's aforementioned behavior. Without so much as a change of expression, he closes his eyes again and goes back to sleep.
* One of the prisoners, a clean lower-half of some sentient, takes a GroinAttack from a bouncing skull. What sells it is its ''"Enghuu!"'' as it kneels.

[[AC: James II]]
* How does Finn get tiny orphans to safety with [[spoiler: only one arm]]? He soccer punts them!
* The James clones build a [[RubeGoldbergHatesYourGuts complex-looking trap]]... out of flimsy wood which falls apart while the banana guards walk right through.
* The Banana Guards interactions with the numerous James'. A hilarious match of witlessness.
** At one point, some of the James emerge from a glove shop with gloves. The guards don't recognize them until the gloves simply slip off.
** Finn and Jake don't even bother to intervene, instead content to just watch the hilarity from the sidelines. They even get Princess Bubblegum to join them.
* The Jameses' assignment at the end: [[spoiler:to go to the wasteland and never come back.]]
-->'''Princess Bubblegum''': I'm not gonna miss him.

[[AC: The Tower]]
* Finns tower toppling over at episodes end. It's so tall that it hits the Candy Kingdom and the mountains in the background. And the kicker?
-->'''Bubblegum:''' '''[[AmusingInjuries GYAAAAAHH!! MY ARM!!]]'''
* B-Mo gets hit by a falling brick from Finn's tower so hard he's driven into the ground. He then pops back out and acts as if nothing had happened.
* Princess Bubblegum and Jake's argument over Finn degenerates to just saying "Nyaa!" to each other... [[RockyRollCall with B-Mo joining in.]]
* Finn whispering "Hey, Dad", in an hilarious mix between creepy and innocent, right before socking [[spoiler: PB dressed up as Martin]] with his emotion-fueled arm.
* Maybe not intentional, but the fact that all the bits of stuff Finn rips of the landscape to build his tower look like mine craft bricks.

[[AC: Breezy]]
* Finn (possibly) getting ushered into manhood off-screen by ''LSP''.
** Or just being [[GRatedSex aggressively made out with offscreen]]

[[AC: Food Chain]]
* The first thing Finn and Jake do upon being transformed into birds? Break out into an electronic rendition of Mozart's "Queen of the Night's Aria".
* Tooooo aaaaa plaaaaaaannnnnt... aaaaaaa daaaayyyy iiiiis shoooooooorrrrrt...

[[AC:Furniture and Meat]]
* Ever wonder what happened to the Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant? Turns out he was buried under Finn and Jake's mountain of treasure.
** "I will continue to chill here until you command me!"

[[AC: The Prince Who Wanted Everything]]
* LSP's almost unbearable {{Marty Stu}}ness just adds that extra bit of hilarity to the episode.

* LSP uses the power of not caring to defeat the giant monster her parents turned into. This causes the monster to turn back into GoodParents... then LSP kills them anyways with another shout of "I DON'T CAAAAARE!".

* During the song number, he flies up to the sky with no issue and an eagle just randomly swoops him and carries him around Ooo as he continues his number.

* The numerous [[ArtShift anime faces]] LSP makes during the episode.

[[AC: Something Big]]
* Ice King shouting "Leave me out of this!" when his lair is struck during the fight.

[[AC:Thanks for the Crabapples, Giuseppe]]
* The bus is stuck in water, and everyone is going to drown. Ron James uses a "last resort potion", whose effects are unknown even to him. It [[spoiler:swaps his head with Tree Trunks... as in Tree Trunks's entire body is now on top of Ron's neck, while his disembodied head is now on TT's sofa. It seems that he interrupted an intimate moment between TT and Mr. Pig.]] Even better, the Ice King immediately grabs the potion and downs the leftover drops, and [[spoiler:his head is swapped out for the Ancient Sleeping Magi of Life-Giving's... who is standing right next to him anyway.]]
* Before that the three water nymphs try to use their water powers and lift the bus. It's too heavy for them and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere they just decide to leave]].
** The Magi tries to get them out by bringing the bus to life. The bus just panics and flails around before the Magi undoes the spell.
-->'''Bus:''' Oh Grob, I can't swim!

[[AC:Princess Day]]

* The only thing Marceline and LSP feel guilty about? Stealing Breakfast Princess' CD.
* PB's horrified reaction to Marceline admitting she's encouraging LSP acting "bad" via texting.
--> '''Princess Bubblegum''' (out loud): Nooooooooo exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point!

[[AC:Joshua and Margaret Investigations]]
* What's the first thing Jake does when he's born? Break into a sing and dance number, then immediately fall asleep.
-->'''Jake''' (singing): Hello mommyyy! Hello daddyyy! It's so good to be here with you now! Zzzz...
** Joshua and Margaret's reaction to this is to stare at him in awe.
* The [[http://i.imgur.com/urLmZSN.jpg book of venom and antidotes]]. Possible their best FreezeFrameBonus yet.

[[AC:Ghost Fly]]
* When Jake calls in Peppermint Butler to handle the ghost fly, he assures him, Finn, and BMO that everything will be fine as long as he has his bag of dark magic stuff. Then the fly steals the bag. Pepbut responds by slowly putting his hat back on and then bailing out the window.

[[AC:Is That You?]]
* Jake finds an exquisite bed and a glass of milk in Prismo's place and figures it's a trap. He then sleeps in it anyway.
-->'''Jake''': This feels like a trap designed by some kinda sick genius.
-->'''Jake''': Well... (Drinks milk and climbs into bed) Hat's off to you, sir or madam! Your trap was a success!

[[AC:Jake the Brick]]
* Jake lives his lifelong ambition of being a brick in a shack. He then realizes that being an inanimate object is boring.
* To pass the time, Jake decides to do an impromptu documentary and starts narrating what he sees. Finn broadcasts this to all of Ooo on radio, where it quickly becomes a smash hit.
** The rabbit that Jake focuses on gains a massive fanbase as the episode goes on. There's even merchandise for it.

[[AC:The Pajama Wars]]
* The candy people's attempts to break the closet door down. At one point, they try to ''blow the door down'' like the Big Bad Wolf.
* As the Candy People fall into chaos, Jake is just [[PassThePopcorn kicking back, eating nachos, and enjoying the carnage]].
** When things get even more intense, Jake thinks he should do something. So he takes some selfies.

[[AC:Gold Stars]]
* It's Sweet P's first day of school! Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig get him all ready and when he walks out the door, he is escorted by not only Finn and Jake, but also ''an army of Banana Guards surrounding the house complete with a helicopter''. Looks like Finn and Jake are [[GenreSavvy not taking any chances]] with the reincarnated Lich.

[[AC: The Visitor]]
* Martin being CrazyPrepared for Finn's one-time desire to rip his arm off.
* Finn launching off Martin's spaceship with a grin on his face.

[[AC: The Mountain]]
* "Lights out!" Cue every field worker instantly falling asleep where they stand. Including those in the trees, who fall out of them.
* When Lemongrab blew up the guard. A simple "excuse me" would've been nice...
-->'''Finn''': Dude! I was gonna tell him to move...
-->'''Lemongrab''': Oh....
* The part at the end when Jake dropped off Lemongrab at his castle. Lemongrab (still riding atop his lemon camel) jumps off Jake, crashes ''through'' the ceiling of his castle, splashes into a small pool of this yellow liquid, (which this troper is assuming is lemon juice..?) and god only ''knows'' how this works, but that pool is like a friggin portal to his bedroom. He tumbles in, bounces off his lemon camel, and flops down on his bed in the exact same position that he was in before he traveled to the mountain. PSSH! Who needs front doors anymore?
* The fact that Lemongrab literally has slaves ''everywhere'' so that he doesn't even have to walk from one place to another. He can just be carried instead!

[[AC: "Dark Purple"]]
* Susan's [[PaperThinDisguise "camouflage"]] consists of three knocked out Porp workers stuck on her head and shoulders, which hardly covers any of her body. She then gets in line for the Super Porp machine... only to remember that this has nothing to do with her objective. She is then found out by a guard who has no trouble seeing through her feeble disguise, but they care more about the fact that she's covered in Pure Porp.
** Jake, Finn and Marceline briefly thinking about investigating the Super Porp factory. They decided to not bother for once.

[[AC: "You Forgot Your Floaties"]]
* One of Magic Man's "special friends" is Tiny Manticore trapped in a bottle.
-->'''Magic Man:''' You escaped once and came right back. How sad is that, huh?
-->'''Tiny Manticore:''' You gave me some kind of [[StockholmSyndrome hostage syndrome]]! I need therapy!
* Finn, managing to move [[AndIMustScream in egg form]], following Tiny Manticore's escape plan...only to fall and slip through the floorboards and into the bread mix Betty was preparing.
-->'''Tiny Manticore:''' NO! Oh Glob, I'm sorry! [[DidntThinkThisThrough I didn't plan this out!]]
* The FlashbackCut to Magic Man trying to get Prismo to bring Margles, only for Prismo to conjure up a wastebasket with a little basketball hoop.
-->'''Prismo:''' Balls, man. That has never happened before.
* [[spoiler: Bread!Finn]]
* Betty [[SanitySlippage going crazy]] after [[spoiler: becoming magical]].
-->'''Betty:''' I see a crab emerging from a dark pool.
-->'''Magic Man:''' Oh yeah? What does the crab say?
-->''(cut to an image of [[spoiler: Simon]] rising from a pool)''
-->[[spoiler: '''Simon:''' ''(muted)'' [[TitleDrop You forgot your floaties.]]]]
-->'''Betty:''' '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LATERS!!!''''' ''(curls up into a ball and shrinks away into nothing, leaving a fireworks display as she does)''
* Magic Man wondering what to do now that [[spoiler: he's no longer magical]].
-->'''Magic Man:''' [[spoiler: What do normies do? Get smoothies or something?]]

[[AC: "Hot Diggety Doom"]]
* Princess Bubblegum angrily calling everyone dillweeds when she loses the election to the King of Ooo.


[[AC:All's Well That Rats Swell]]
* BMO plucking Finn's mustache hairs.
-->'''BMO:''' Forever young.
** Apparently, on a regular basis.
-->'''Finn:''' My lip hurts again.

[[AC: Have You Seen The Muffin Mess?]]
* After Bubblegum made GreyGoo-like nanites which turned half of her arm and her cabin into muffins, she calls Jake while casually stretching and molding the remaining candy mass in her arm into a new arm.


[[folder:Comic Book Series]]
[[AC:Issue 1]]
* When Finn delivers a BigNo Jake says that he [[LampshadeHanging doesn't think the Lich can hear them from in the bag]].
* Ice King writing [[spoiler:a fan fic titled "Fionna and Cake Meet Finn and Jake"]] while using Gunther as a table. Then the Lich sucks them up.
-->'''Ice King:''' Gunther! [[spoiler:My fan fiction!!]] Those are my two personal projects!
* Finn has a few noteworthy one-liners. "Have you tried NOT sucking for a change, Lich?"

[[AC:Issue 2]]
* Finn absent-mindedly drinks Desert Princess's sand shake, and immediately spits it up.

[[AC:Issue 3]]
* Battle rap!

[[AC:Issue 4]]
* "Well, I '''GUESS''' you could say The Lich should've worn a wide-brimmed hat today, because he's spending an awful lot of time... '''[[color:red:IN THE SUN.]]'''"

[[AC:Issue 6]]
* PB getting more annoyed by the fact that she had to give a royal speech [[GroundhogDayLoop for over 88 121 times]] without realizing it than over Jake breaking his promise of not using her time machine.

[[AC:Issue 7]]
* While watching NEPTR try to fix the time machine:
-->'''Jake:''' DO you ever worry that he'll get tired of following your orders and [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters try to destroy us all?]]\\
'''Finn:''' Sometimes.\\
'''Jake:''' Heh, yeah.

[[AC:Issue 10]]
* Finn and Jake find themselves under the reader's control in a ChooseYourOwnAdventure type story. All three of their methods to get their free will back are quite silly: it involves either bribing the reader with the prospect of seeing Princess Bubblegum do a [[ToiletHumor Royal Toot]], overwhelming the reader with too many silly options, or casting a spell to ''[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou make the reader fall under Princess Bubblegum's control]]''.

[[AC:Issue 13]]
* Finn and Jake trying their hands at computer hacking, and finding that HollywoodHacking doesn't really work:
-->'''Marceline:''' You're not hacking! All you typed was "asdhhadjaj," and then one of you hit caps lock by accident, and then you typed "ASGHK$HANM@$$%$"!\\
'''Jake:''' ''Sweet.''\\
'''Finn:''' Have we stripped the firewall's header yet?!

[[AC:Issue 34]]
* Finn discovers the Mnemnoid has been stealing his memories because the Mnemnoid feeds off stories. So what does he do? [[spoiler: Go back in time and distract Mnemnoid with Lumpy Space Princess and her endless supply of teen gossip.]]


* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByIAseO8RFA Double Rainicorn]] anyone?
* The final boss of the licensed game, ''Hey Ice King! Why'd You Steal Our Garbage?!''. After defeating the Ice King and reclaiming your garbage, [[spoiler:Lumpy Space Princess]] notices that the garbage includes [[spoiler:the handmade ashtray that she gave to Finn for his birthday]]. She ends up [[spoiler:throwing a tantrum and [[DisproportionateRetribution tries to destroy the world]].]]
* The Comic-Con panel in which the cast read out [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbIq4PsnPNs a radio play written by and starring Ice King]]. Made better by the fact that Nikki Yang, the voice actress of BMO, was not available, so JohnDiMaggio read BMO's part.