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"Fuck! Will you just die!"
Dutch trying to kill Roberta The Determinator Ninja Maid, Black Lagoon

"Are you some kind of monster? It's like there's nothing that can kill you, ne."
Yan-Min, Maken-ki!

Kannuki-sensei: Why won't you die?!
Kouichi: Because I can't!

Why are you alive? Why do you stand up to me every time I kill you?...How many times do I have to kill you until you're satisfied!?
Sir Crocodile, One Piece

"Just... fucking... DIE!"
Mari Illustrious Makinami, Evangelion 2.0: You Can (Not) Advance

Lina: Perish!
(She slices Seigram in half)
Seigram: No... not yet...
Lina: How the-!?
Seigram: I am... not... yet... destroyed...
Lina: Well, why the hell not!?
Slayers: The Sorcerer Of Atlas

Burn in the everlasting hellfire of creation! Be annihilated down to the very... last... scrap... of... D... N... A!

I killed you, I know I killed you! Why won't you die?!
Kuwabara to Elder Toguro, YuYu Hakusho

    Fan-Fiction 
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    Film 
"The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire... is driving us insane!"
Two-Face, Batman Forever, showing us how to say it in Narmglish.

"Why won't you DIE!?"

Janus: Why can't you just be a good boy and die?
Bond: You first. (to Xenia) You, second.

"You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving."
Kamal Khan to James Bond, Octopussy

Don't take the piss now, Boris.
Bullet Tooth Tony, Snatch.

Creedy: [firing gun] Die! Die! WHY WON'T YOU DIE? [gun starts clicking] Why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask is more than flesh; beneath this mask there is an idea, Mister Creedy — and ideas are bulletproof!

    Literature 
"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to."
Fang, Maximum Ride

    Live-Action TV 
"OK, how many times do I have to kill you? Ballpark figure."

"I'm indestructible, the whole universe knows that!"
The Master, Doctor Who, after turning up despite having been rendered Deader Than Dead last time... again.

"The Daleks have failed! Why don't you finish the job, and make the Daleks extinct?! Rid the universe of your filth! WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE?!"

    Video Games 
"Jin! Die already!"
Ragna while using Gauntlet Hades on Jin, BlazBlue

"You won't forgive me? Like I give a damn! Shut up and die already!"

"Rule of thumb, Hassan: You can't kill the Messiah."

How had he survived the stockades, the icy waters, and the knives I delivered so enthusiastically into his back?
The Ancestor on the Gibbering Prophet, Darkest Dungeon

"Issac, is that you?! You are unbelievably hard to kill, you know that?"
Jacob Danik, Dead Space 3

You're still alive? You pathetic dregs can't even die properly.

"Must I entreat the very specter of death to be rid of you!? I care not! I will wager all for your destruction!"
Diabolos, Final Fantasy XIV

"WHY ARE YOU STILL BREATHING?"
Michael DeSanta, Grand Theft Auto V

"Why don't you vanish?"
Xemnas, also saying "die" as best they can under Disney standards, Kingdom Hearts II

"Your body surrenders, your heart succumbs, so why does your mind resist?!?"
Xehanort saying "die" as best they can under Disney standards, Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep

Just die already!

"Shepard, you have become an annoyance."

"Well, the Collectors killed you once, and all that did was piss you off. I can't imagine they'll stop you this time."
Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect 2, to Commander Shepard

"What the fuck is wrong with you, Max? Why don't you just DIE!? You hate life, you're miserable all the time, afraid to enjoy yourself even a little! Face it, you might as well be dead already. Do yourself a favor, give up!"
Vladimir Lem having a bad day, Max Payne 2

Raiden: Why won't you die!?
Senator Armstrong: NANOMACHINES, SON!!

"Pain in my ass... Why aren't you dead yet?! Seriously! I cut off your head!"

"Why - how are you alive? You should NOT be alive right now!"

"WHAT?! Are you still alive? You are joking! You have GOT to be KIDDING me!"
Wheatley, Portal 2

"Do me a favor and stay dead."
Ethan Winters, Resident Evil 7: biohazard

"Damn you, Devlin! How are we supposed to martyr you if you won't stay dead?"
Luc Gaudin, The Saboteur

"For fuck's sake, just die already!"
The Boss to Mr. Sunshine, Saints Row 2

"You're seriously still here? Why won't you die? You're like a cockroach with horrible fashion sense!"

"Dammit! What do I have to do to make you die?!"
Vladimir Zakarov, John Woo Presents: Stranglehold, to Tequila Yuen

How many times have you died? I'm actually gettin' impressed.
The Sniper, Team Fortress 2

Oh, please, just stay down!
The Spy when dominating The Sniper, Team Fortress 2

"I have mounted an epic campaign of leisure against the ravages of time, waiting for nature to do to my brother what my men could not. And yet here we are at the end. And he... won't... DIE!"
Blutarch Mann, Team Fortress 2 Loose Canon

"What in the universe are you doing still alive?! I thought I told you to die the last time you showed up!
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I KILL YOU?!?"
Javi Onukala, Tyrian

"...even after that attack, you're still standing in my way...? Wow... you really ARE something special."
Asriel Dreemurr, God of Hyperdeath, Undertale

    Visual Novels 
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    Webcomics 
Deadpool: Eh, you know what, maybe you should just shoot me.
[Rorschach obliges]
Rorschach: ...You don't die, do you.
Deadpool: [cheerfully] Nope!

"How did you survive that? Can't you even die without being annoying?"

    Web Video 
"I would like to categorize Ice Age as a zombie franchise, where no matter how many times you keep shooting at it, it always comes back and all you can do is shout out WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"
— AniMat on the Ice Age franchise in his review of Ice Age 5: Collision Course

    Western Animation 
"How many times do I have to kill you, boy?!"
Jafar, to Aladdin

"Why doesn't he ever stay dead?!"

"Why won't this stupid toy BREAK!?"

"How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda!?"
Lord Shen, Kung Fu Panda 2

Alpha: Why can't you be a good Agent and die?
K: You first.

"Samurai, samurai. Why won't you DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE????!!!!"
Aku, Samurai Jack

"Why are you still ALIVE?!?"
Mrs. Puff wanting SpongeBob dead in "Demolition Doofus"

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