If they find out, you know that they'll never let me through..."
A character who has entered the country illegally. They are usually female, speak with a Central or Eastern European accent (sometimes their home country won't be specified) and are being exploited by the evil people traffickers who brought them over. They will probably end up in a brothel or strip club.
Getting increasingly common in UK crime drama.
A common trope on U.S. police shows, as well. The nationality of the person being exploited varies. Exploited sweatshop workers or other blue-collar laborers are Latino, Asians, or occasionally Eastern Europeans. If it's people trafficking for purposes of prostitution, it's almost always Asian women, from China, Thailand, other semi-industrial countries. An appropriate mob organization (Russians, Tongs, Yakuza, The Irish Mob, Italians) will be the string-pullers.
In any case, the person in question, due to fear, language barriers, and poverty, will have little recourse. Cooperating with the cops can mean a death sentence.
A recent variation happens because illegal immigration is a political issue in the United States. Typically the illegal alien is Mexican, hardworking, speaks perfect English, can be of either sex, and is exploited only in minor ways which elicit sympathy for him without implying he'd have been better off staying home.
Sometimes Played for Laughs in US media by having the illegal be Canadian or some other comparatively outlandish nation. This version never faces deportation or exploitation, but might face resentment from (legal) latino or Asian immigrants.
- Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei has an unusual Japanese version: Maria, an illegal alien, probably from the Philippines, Southeast Asia, or somewhere farther off. She bought the identity of a male student in Itoshiki-sensei's class despite looking like she's ten years old or so, but doesn't bother to crossdress or otherwise act like him. Poverty and lack of education in her home country makes Japanese high school very strange to her.
- Fullmetal Alchemist:
- Ling Yao is an illegal immigrant from a place called Xing. He's sent to jail, but breaks out later. Since he's a prince, he could probably be considered a diplomat or such, but he didn't have his papers (and they wouldn't believe he was only 15) when he was arrested.
- The other three characters from Xing (Fu, Lan Fan, and May Chang) are also there illegally, but they never got arrested.
- In Mobile Suit Victory Gundam, Usso's family, as well as Shakti, are mentioned to be illegal immigrants to Kassarellia. The reason is that they are actually Colonial citizens from Side 2 (which is currently at war with the Federation), and the Earth Federation very rarely allows immigration from the Colonies to the Earth's surface.
- Daily Life with Monster Girl has Suu the Slime Girl, who's not just an illegal immigrant but a member of a previously unknown species. However, the local representative of the government agency managing interspecies affairs declares new species and illegal immigrations "Not [her] problem" since she already has too many other duties.
- In the Uncanny X-Men, a group of (ex-mutant) women are imported from Russia as prostitutes.
- The current S.W.O.R.D. series involves Henry Peter Gyrich (Marvel's go-to for "Jackass Bureaucrat") taking control of the eponymous organization, then promptly declaring that every alien on Earth, whether they previously had clearance or not, is now an illegal, and begins taking measures to have every last one deported. Even the ones who come from empires or planets that no longer exist.
- Klara Prast of the Runaways may be an illegal alien. According to promotional materials released around the time of the team's guest appearance in Avengers Academy, there's no record of her having entered the United States. Her backstory also fits with that of many illegals — she was forced to work in an unsafe factory and sexually exploited by her much older husband (for reference, she was about eleven years old at the time.)
- The movie Men in Black starts with the The Men in Black intercepting a bunch of Mexicans trying to cross the border into the United States. Preventing aliens from entering the country illegally, however, turns out to be not their primary concern... unless the illegal aliens are from outer space.
- The villain in Coneheads is an INS agent determined to expose the Coneheads as not only space aliens, but illegal aliens, and have them deported.
- In Bowfinger, when Bobby Bowfinger needs a film crew, he just goes to California's border with Mexico and offers shelter to a few fugitive immigrants.
- Meta-example: When Janette Goldstein showed up to audition for Aliens, she had interpreted the title as meaning illegal aliens and showed up dressed as a migrant worker. Made it into the movie as a joke over breakfast.
- Seth Rogen's character in Knocked Up is the Played for Laughs Canadian subtype.
- The Machete films has this as an underlying theme, following the trend of exploitation films to be used to preach political aesops. The trope is spoofed in Machete Kills when Master of Disguise El Camaleón (disguised as a Mexican) is about to be shot by rednecks who mistake him for an illegal immigrant. He removes his fake mustache and talks in his normal voice to show he's not Mexican, only for the rednecks to assume he's Canadian and shoot him anyway.
- St. Vincent (2014):
- The inept moving crew in the beginning of the film may or may not be this; Vincent's accusations imply he believes they might be.
- Subverted in the case of the supervisor Oliver's dad hires. Vincent threatens to call Immigration on her, but she informs him that she is a citizen.
- Three of the five members of the main cast of 22 are illegal immigrants, which is why the characters are reluctant to go to the police even as they are being killed off one by one.
- Parodied in the Cheech Marin comedy Born in East L.A., where the main character is merely mistaken for an illegal alien and tries to get back home to L.A. after he's deported.
- El Norte is a very dark take on this, focusing on the suffering and despair of two Guatemalans who enter the United States illegally after facing persecution in their home country.
- Le Havre: Idrissa, a teen boy found in a shipping container in the port of Le Havre, trying to join his mother in London. Also Marius's friend Chang, who reveals that "Chang" isn't his real name and he's been living in France under forged papers for years. There's also an illicit refugee camp at Calais near the coast, where Marius goes to find Idrissa's grandfather.
- Jupiter Jones from Jupiter Ascending was born on a freight ship in the middle of the Pacific as her mother was fleeing Russia for the United States. As a result, she has no official country of origin and explicitly refers to herself as this during her opening narration.
- Our Miss Brooks: In the episode "Two Way Stretch Snodgrass", Mr. Conklin and Miss Brooks, pretending to be Stretch Snodgrass' parents, spin a story of illegal immigration and a secret marriage to preserve their masquerade. Mr. Conklin's daughter Harriet walked in the room, threatening to blow up the scheme when she identifies Mr. Conklin as her father and claimed her mother (Martha Conklin) was nowhere in sight.
Miss Brooks; Your father and I, your father and me, we've been secretly married for sixteen years.Harriet Conklin: But I'm almost seventeen.Miss Brooks: I'm over seventeen. I was hoping you wouldn't notice it.Biff Mooney': What is this all about? Mrs. Snodgrass, I demand to know the truth!Harriet Conklin: Mrs. Snodgrass!Mr. Conklin: You might as well know the whole story Harriet. As a poor but honest immigrant, I entered this country illegally. Your mother and I started out from the old country together.Miss Brooks: But I, your mother, couldn't make it. They shot me at the border. Of course, years later I was smuggled into the country.Mr. Conklin: With a group of Oriental laborers.Harriet Conklin: Oriental laborers?Miss Brooks: Don't look down your nose at me, girl. I helped build Boulder Dam!
- The Wire has dead eastern European woman found in a cargo container as the impetus for that season's investigation.
- Angel has a bunch of women exported from another dimension.
- I Married Dora was about a millionaire who married his illegal alien maid so she could get a green card.
- Taxi: Latka turns out to be an illegal and marries a prostitute for a green card.
- One of Dexter's victims was importing illegal immigrants, then holding them prisoner to extort money from family members already in the country.
- Catalina from My Name Is Earl. She came to America in a box from a Banana Republic called "Guadelatucky" to escape from her mother, who was trying to kill her to get a kidney for her brother.
- JAG: In "Sightings", a terrified Mexican man in tattered clothing appears outside J.D.'s trailer just before the bright lights and deafening noise hit (and Cathy's disappearance). It seems he was trying to escape from the Cartel's underground base, where illegal immigrants were being forced to work in the drug running operation.
- Silicon Valley: Gilfoyle is a formerly-illegal Canadian.
- Midnight Caller:
- Kid Salinas, aka Carlos Mendez, came to America illegally before falling under the control of a corrupt boxing promoter.
- Alicia Flores from "Uninvited Guests" fled to America after her brother was murdered by military police. When she witnesses a murder, she doesn't want to go to the police for fear of being deported.
- The Starsky & Hutch episode "Velvet Jungle" involves an immigration ring that brings people from Mexico, puts them to work in the garment industry, then forces them to give up half their paychecks.
- In the 2008 "American Dream" miniseries from Marvel Comics, American Dream meets an illegal alien of this type.
- In a subplot, the Disney soccer film The Big Green sees the titular team's captain and his mother fleeing Texas police. She's afraid of their being split up, because he's a citizen and she isn't.
- Icebox is about a boy from Honduras named Oscar who escapes to live with his uncle in America after he gets forced into joining a gang. Oscar barely makes it into America before immigration finds him wandering alone in the desert. He spends the rest of the film going through the immigration system.
- Shown in Smallville where an illegal alien boy working in Kansas was one of the few people who found out Clark's secret. The episode also compared illegal aliens to Clark. Admittedly it's a little heavy-handed in the comparison.
- Clark muses over the fact that technically he's pretty much the ultimate illegal refugee given he isn't even from the same galaxy. Or species. Whilst as a child he was "officially" adopted by the Kents, thus making him legally an American citizen, it's worth noting on the show this adoption was illegally obtained through Lionel Luthor who owed the Kents a favor.
- Of course the comparison also extended to the fear of being discovered, which is something Clark could relate to and then some. After all the laws regarding citizenship apply to humans or at the very least to individuals born on Earth. As do the laws prohibiting human rights abuse. So quarantining and experimenting on a Kryptonian, for example, wouldn't technically be illegal.
- Edilio from Gone is implied to be this, which is confirmed in Plague. This results in a Moment of Awesome in Light: a police officer was about to deport Edilio and his family, but upon recognizing Edilio (now a hero due to his actions in the FAYZ), the officer instead calls four other cars full of cops to protect him.
- The Crocodile God's main plot point is how Haik the Filipino-Australian is revealed to be an illegal immigrant in both Australia and the US. The Fil-American Mirasol took him to the hospital after she found him washed up on the California beach, and ICE officers showed up at her house a while later to arrest him and ship him back to the Philippines. An additional layer is that Haik is the title's Filipino god, who's roaming around nearly-forgotten since Spain colonized the islands. It's also pointed out that Mirasol may get jailed or sent to the Philippines despite being an actual American citizen, as punishment for "helping a criminal."
- The protagonist/narrator of the Genesis song "Illegal Alien", which provides the page quote.
- Calexico's song "Across the Wire" is rather vaguely-worded, but can be interpreted as a song about two Mexican brothers sneaking into the US.
- The political satire group Capital Steps wrote a song entitled "Welcome to the State of Arizona" (Sung to the tune of "Hotel California") centering around a man in a large coat being confronted by a police officer at the border. Then the man casts off his coat to reveal that he's a Navajo, and proudly states that his people had been fighting against illegal immigration since 1492.
- The Mexican norteña music band, Los Tigres del Norte, song Tres Veces Mojado (Three times a wetback) which tells the ballad of a Central American migrant as he makes his way from his home country, through Mexico, towards the U.S.