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2021 Waifus
Revy
Rebecca "Revy" Lee
Voiced by: Emma Breezy
- Even Evil Has Standards: Even she thinks how Youtube's monetization system is messed up. It doesn't stop her from robbing Dai of his Patreon money.Revy: Wow so that's how Youtube treats people, and I thought I was a criminal.
- There Is No Kill Like Overkill: She shoots Kakyoin a total of 14 times!
Asuka
Asuka Langley Soryu
Voiced by: Emma Breezy
- Butt-Monkey: She doesn't get to do a full interview due to Kakyoin and Dai assuming she was going to be an Alpha Bitch Tsundere and prematurely ending the episode. It's not helped by the fact that she wasn't their first choice (Kakyoin and Dai wanted Rei and Misato respectively, but they had said "no").
- Friend to All Children: She tried to promote a charity benefit for disabled orphans. Unfortunately, Kakyoin and Dai wouldn't let her get a word out.
- Tsundere: Defied. When Kakyoin asks her if she's going to bitch at him and Dai and call them "stupid baka-hoes", she says that she isn't and is actually past that kind of behavior.
Erza
Erza Scarlet
Voiced by: Alifuro
- Accidental Misnaming: Throughout the whole episode, she keeps calling Kakyoin "JoJo", even when he corrects her.Erza: Thank you for having me JoJo.Kakyoin: Um, no I'm Kakyoin. I'm not a JoJo.Erza: But aren't we all JoJos?
- Heroic BSoD: She suffers from this after Wendy is forced to leave.
- Reading the Stage Directions Out Loud: For example:Dai: Brevity isn't your strong suit, is it?Erza: Hah! I don't even know the meaning of the word. Parenthesis, thumbs up, smile to the camera, wink, and eye twinkle. You nailed it Erza, end parenthesis.
Cirno
Cirno
Voiced by: Emirichu
- An Ice Person: She's able to make ice, which she uses to make snow cones.
- Know-Nothing Know-It-All: One of her "genius inventions" is "water-flavored" snow cones, which is just unflavored shaved ice!Cirno: The most magically genius of flavors.
- The Scrappy: In-Universe. Dai get so annoyed with her that he ejects her out of the show.
Isabelle
Isabelle
Voiced by: Seerofwords
- Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: The Tiny Girl to Doom Slayer's Huge Guy.
- Odd Couple: One wouldn't really expect the adorable secretary of a peaceful town to be dating a Space Marine who kills demons for a living.
- Precious Puppy: She's so cute that it causes Kakyoin to fawn over her cuteness and Dai to suffer from Cuteness Overload. Apparently, this isn't the first time.Isabelle (muttering): Again... Every freaking interview.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: She sports these before siccing Doom Slayer on Kakyoin.Isabelle: Sweety Kins. Rip. And. Tear.
Kawakami
Sadayo Kawakami
Voiced by: Emma Breezy
- The Lad-ette: When Dai tells her to make herself comfortable, she immediately drops the cutesy act, props her feet up on the table, and cracks open a can of beer.
- Only in It for the Money: She only agrees to the interview because Dai offered her a paycheck. She even says the trope almost word-for-word.
- Take That!: She gives one to the education system when it comes to a teacher's pay.Kawakami: The modern education system is shit.WOKE TAKE
Azula
Princess Azula
Voiced by: Emma Breezy
- Berserk Button: Her mother, as Kakyoin finds out after saying she's more preferable than her.
- Playing with Fire: She uses her firebending to burn the set down after Kaykoin angered her.
- The Vamp: She planned on using her sex appeal in order to take over the Fire Nation
- Walking Swimsuit Scene: The reason she wears a swimsuit for the enitre interview is because she had just had a volleyball match beforehand.
Toga
Himiko Toga
Voiced by: Havenadian (in Toga episode), Seerofwords (in Mirko episode), Kenkoy (disguised as Mirko)
- Face Doodling: She does this with Dai on an unconscious Kakyoin.Toga: Wanna draw a dick on his face?Dai: Hah! Nice. Already got the markers.
- Imposter Forgot One Detail: While impersonating Mirko, she says that she'll step on Kakyoin. The real Mirko notes how all her fans know that the main focus are her thighs.
- Squashed Flat: She gets flattened by Mt. Lady in Kakyoin's dream.
- Yandere: She's wants Kakyoin so much that she's willing to cut off his dick! Though whether or not she actually feels that way about him outside of his dream is unknown.
Dimitrescu
Countess Alcina Dimitrescu
Voiced by: Laikachi
- Exact WordsDimitrescu: Mmm, Who's Momma's little pegchamp?Dimitrescu: I mean my little pegchamp. I have a 16-inch strap on ready to impale you dear little one!
- Glowing Eyes of Doom: She sports these before making Kakyoin her pegchamp.
- Pet the Dog: After Dai expresses concerns about the video getting demonetized, she directs her fans to his Patreon to help support him.
Aqua
Aqua
Voiced by: Nikochan
- Gun Twirling: Does this after shooting Kakyoin. This causes her to accidentally shoot herself.
- Shot in the Ass: She does this to herself!Aqua: Oh, right in my best feature...
Lois
Lois Patrice Griffin (née Pewterschmidt)
Voiced by: Jinkles
- Must Not Die a Virgin: She and Kakyoin decide to bang during The End of the World as We Know It after Peter humps Tokyo Tower with Shinji's EVA and accidentally causes Third Impact.
- Sexual Euphemism: She refers to having sex with Kakyoin as "trying all of the Asian delicacies".
Frieza
Frieza
Voiced by: Legendosaur
- Dude Looks Like a Lady
- Enraged by Idiocy: He's clearly not amused with the fact that Kakyoin thinks he's a girl. He gets so enraged, he blows himself up.Frieza: Your stupidity is actually making me miss Goku. How is that possible?!
- "Groundhog Day" Loop: He finds himself repeating the same interview as part of his punishment in Hell.
- Insistent Terminology: That's Lord Frieza to you!
- Skyward Scream: Gives one of these after finding out he's stuck repeating the same infuriating interview.
Darkness
Lalatina Dustiness "Darkness" Ford
Voiced by: Alifuro
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: The list of things that she wants Kakyoin to do her is:Darkness: Smash me! Bang me with a hammer. Bash me with a bat! Choke me until I pass out! Slam me against the wall! Frame me for domestic terrorism! Electrocute me! Tie me up in a sock and waterboard me! Tell me my chicken is dry!Kakyoin: Ok, that last one is just too cruel.
- Implausible DeniabilityDai: Dude... I think she's a masochist.
Lisa
Lisa Minci
Voiced by: Jinkles
- Noodle Incident: When told of a way to get materials Otaku D Furiku, she says that it at least didn't require getting vitamins.
- Workout Fanservice: Kakyoin has her doing jumping jacks for this reason under the guise of helping her losing weight. Dai has her doing push ups for the same reason.
Lola
Lola Bunny
Voiced by: Jinkles
- Non-Mammal Mammaries: Lampshaded by Kakyoin.Lola: Seriously? Why is everyone obsessed over my tits? You should be happy that I have tits.Kakyoin: Real rabbits don't even have breasts.Lola: Exactly.Kakyoin: And we're to be scientifically accurate. You'd have like... six breasts.
- Once Done, Never Forgotten: Her "No one calls me doll" line causes her fans to call her that in order to get her to punish them.
Zelda (Twilight Princess)
Zelda (Twilight Princess)
Voiced by: Jinkles
- Sex Equals Love: What her advice to Kakyoin for getting a waifu boils down to.Twilight Princess Zelda: And have you bedded her?Kakyoin: Beg your pardon?Twilight Princess Zelda: Have you deflowered her?Kakyoin: Um, mmm.Twilight Princess Zelda: Mated? Made her your own? Gave her the pearl necklace? F'ed her in the A? Gave her the D?Kakyoin: Do you really think giving her the D would work?Twilight Princess Zelda: It would with me. Granted, I would dominate the D. Make the D my consort. Own The D.
- The Stoic: Compared to the other two Zeldas, she's definitely the more serious and composed one.
Zelda (Hyrule Warriors)
Zelda (Hyrule Warriors)
Voiced by: Nikochan
- Establishing Character Moment: The first thing she does is give Kakyoin the middle finger and then shoots Dai.Hyrule Warriors Zelda: I'm the Hyrule Warriors Zelda. So fuck you!
- Medium Awareness: She knows her game is non-canon and that her reality is fake. As a result, she decides that she can do whatever she wants since what she does won't matter in the long run.Hyrule Warriors Zelda (to Kakyoin) : Your reality is a joke. All of this is bullshit. It's all non-canon and I'm the only person to realize it.Kakyoin: But... This is our reality, our existence-Hyrule Warriors Zelda: - is bullshit![...]Hyrule Warriors Zelda: I'm non-canon, bitch! I can do anything without consequence. It's the only thing to make my existence interesting as I am pointless otherwise.
- Victoria's Secret Compartment: Pulls out a gun from her cleavage to shoot Dai.
Zelda (Skyward Sword)
Zelda (Skyward Sword)
Voiced by: Seerofwords
- All Love Is Unrequited: She thinks this is what's happening between her and Link, until:Skyward Sword Zelda: I wanted to! He never said anything!Kakyoin: He. Cant. Say. Anything! He's a mute!Skyward Sword Zelda: Oh? Ohhh! Ooohhhh~ I'll be right back.
- Innocent Blue Eyes: She has bright blue eyes like the other Zeldas and is so innocent that she thinks holding hands with Link is embarassing.
- Proper Lady: She's very polite and introduces herself in a proper manner.Skyward Sword Zelda: I am the reincarnation of the goddess Hylia. I have dedicated my life to protecting my people and founding the Kingdom of Hyrule with my Brave Champion, Link. Together, we would lead our people into a grand golden age.Kakyoin: But did you fuck him?Skyward Sword Zelda: E-E-Eh excuse me?
Midna
Midna
Voiced by: Jinkles
- Bestiality Is Depraved: Subverted. When Kakyoin asks her if she's fucked a wolf, she corrects him and says that she only rides on Wolf Link's back.
- Shout-Out: She recites almost word-for-word Del Griffin's speech from Planes, Trains and Automobiles.Midna: You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, I talk too much. But I also listen. The fans wanted a dark sequel to Ocarina, and I gave it to 'em. I could be a cold-hearted son of a bitch like you... but I don't like hurting people. (Transforms into her true form) Think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My friends likes me. Because I'm the real article - what you see is what you get.
Speedwagon
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
Voiced by: P.M. Seymour
- Attractive Bent-Gender: Both Kakyoin and Daki find him attractive after he transforms himself into a woman.
- Gender Bender: He's able to, somehow, transform into a girl in Sailor Moon-esque fashion.
Jalter
Jeanne d'Arc (Alter)
Voiced by: Seerofwords
- Aggressive Submissive: She acts as The Bully towards Kakyoin yet in her interactions with Astolfo, it's clear who's on top.Astolfo: Yo, Side Bitch Number Nine. What are you doing?[...]Jalter: Oh nothing. Just being... a bad girl.Astolfo: You know how I feel about... bad girls.Jalter: They need to be punished?Astolfo: They need to be punished.
- Get Out!: She kicks the three hosts out the bathroom so she and Astolfo can "replenish their mana".
- Hollywood Atheist: The reason that she's drowning Kakyoin in the toilet is due to her thinking that he's a Christian.
Nero
Nero Claudius
Voiced by: Nikochan
- Always Someone Better: She views herself as this compared to Saber.Dai and Daki: Saber?!Nero: Technically yes, but a better Saber than the one you're thinking of.
- Holiday Personification: She views herself as The Spirit of Christmas. When Daki and Dai were describing Santa, she thought that they were describing her.
- The Transmogrifier: She can apparently infect someone with so much Christmas cheer, they turn into a Padoru version of themselves by giving them two gifts. What are these two gifts?