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2023 Waifus
Elsa
Queen Elsa of Arendelle
Voiced by: Lakiichii
Frozen's Elsa Is The Worst
- Break Them by Talking: Or rather "Break Them By Singing". Her singing "Let It Go" causes Kakyoin and Daki to be Driven to Suicide.
- An Ice Person: She uses her ice powers to block the exit so Kakyoin and Daki can't leave while she sings.
2B
YoRHa No. 2 Type B (2B)
Voiced by: Jinkles
- Death Is Cheap: Like Kakyoin, she doesn't seem at all fazed at being killed by YouTube.2B: Eh, you get used to it.Kakyoin: Speaking to the choir on that one.
- Unusually Uninteresting Sight: While watching 9S repeatedly stab Kakyoin to death, all she does is casually greet him. Not even YouTube erasing the world gets a reaction out of her.
Mirko
Mirko / Rumi Usagiyama
Voiced by: Kenkoy
Mirko Shows Toga Why Her Thighs Save Lives!
- Murderous Thighs: She ends up crushing Kakyoin's head with her thighs when he asked her to do it.
- Shout-Out:
- In the description, Mirko tells Toga that she's not worthy of being her fake.
- During the episode, she says "What's up, Doc" and "That's all folks".
Rouge
Rouge The Bat
Voiced by: Tails and Sonic Pals, Lythero (Lythero Cut)
Dai Thinks Rouge The Bat Belongs To The Streets / Dai Doesn't Want Rouge The Bat On KWC
- Groin Attack: She does this to MrBeast while robbing him.
- Only in It for the Money: She only agrees to be on the show when she's given an "appearance fee" in jewels.
- Sweet Tooth: One form of payment she was willing to accept were lollipop rings.
- Vocal Dissonance: She has a more gruff voice in the Lythero Cut, presumably due to the cigarettes she smokes in this version.
Jinx (League of Legends)
Jinx / Powder
Voiced by: Seerofwords
Crazy Chicks Are Demons In The Sack
- Comically Small Demand: She lets Kakyoin have sex with her on the simple condition that he plays League of Legends.
- Crazy in the Head, Crazy in the Bed: At first Kakyoin isn't interested in her because of her lack of assets, but then when she brags about how crazy chicks like her are "demons in the sack", it quickly gets his attention. He even considers playing League Of Legends if it means he gets to sleep with her.
- Sex Goddess: According to her, crazy chicks are "demons in the sack".
Miia
Miia
Voiced by: HafuPan
Miia Wants Kakyoin Inside Her...Mouth
- Implausible Deniability: She denies trying to eat Kakyoin... while cooking him in a pot.
- To Serve Man: She tries to eat Kakyoin and even cooks him up in a pot. Though it turns out she isn't trying to eat him for sustenance, but rather to smuggle him to her village to make him the village's Breeding Slave.
Yamcha's Blind Dates
In General
- Colour-Coded for Your Convenience: 21, Great Saibawoman, and Lunch arrive to the set in pink, green, and yellow boxes respectively to match their skin colors (or hair color in Lunch's case).
- Nice, Mean, and In-Between:
- Great Saibawoman takes the Nice role due to her being quite cordial with Yamcha. Even when she kills him in one of her endings, it's purely by accident.
- Android 21 takes the Mean role with most of her routes ending with her either killing Yamcha outright or turning him into candy and eat him.
- Lunch ends up being the In-Between as she mainly only cares about whether or not he makes money.
Android 21 (Gohanverse)
Voiced by: Emma Breezy
For tropes about her in KWC, click here.
Great Saibawoman
Voiced by: Lakiichii
- Action Bomb: Like her brother and their species, she can blow herself up.
- Gender Flip: She's clearly a female version of a Saibaman.
- Out with a Bang: A very literal example. She explodes whenever she climaxes and while she survives, the poor guy she's with doesn't.
- Southern Belle: She acts like this as she has a Southern accent and is rather polite to Yamcha.
Lunch
Voiced by: Emma Breezy
- Desecrating the Dead: Regardless of whether Yamcha or Tien won the duel, Lunch ends up making out with the winner on the loser's corpse.
- Gold Digger: The main reason that she hooks up with Yamcha or Tien is because of the fact that they make a lot of money in their respective careers (baseball player and Minecraft Youtuber).
- In Love with Your Carnage: If Yamcha ends up killing Tien in their duel, Lunch immediately gets turned on by him and makes out with him on Tien's corpse.
Chun-Li
Chun-Li
Voiced by: Kenkoy
"I Like Cammy More"
- Berserk Button: Unless you want to be hit by her 100 Lightning Kicks, DO NOT call her thighs "flabby".
- Comedic Spanking: She's on the receiving end of one after Kakyoin parries all of her kicks.
- Kick Chick: She tries to hit Kakyoin with her Lightning Kicks as payback for him calling her legs flabby. Unfortunately for her, Kakyoin's able to parry all of her kicks and spanks her.
Y'shtola
Y'shtola Rhul / "Master Matoya"
Voiced by: Shenpai
"Cats F**k...Like Alot"
- Precision F-Strike: She hits these when she discovers porn of her and the three host are ok with both this and the porn of them.Y'shtola: You know what? Fuck. This. Fuck all of this! (Pushes a table and charges her attack) I will burn us all to the fucking ground!
- Pronouncing My Name for You: Two different times she tells Kakyoin how her name's pronounced, much to his annoyance.
Ahsoka
Ahsoka Tano
Voiced by: Kenkoy
"I Dunno About The Darkside, But Your Backside Is Strong"
- Even the Girls Want Her: She causes both Kakyoin's and Daki's Schwartzes to turn on.
- Male Gaze: While she's stretching, the camera gives a great emphasis on her backside.
- My Significance Sense Is Tingling: The reason she's on the show is because she sensed a "great lustful presence" on the set.
Mt. Lady
Mt. Lady / Yu Takeyama
Voiced by: OolayTiger (in Toga episode), Kenkoy (in Mt. Lady episode)
"Mt Lady Will Never Sit On You"
- Big Damn Heroes:
- Arrives just in time to save Kakyoin from Toga. Subverted in that this happens in Kakyoin's dream.
- She also arrives to save Daki and Dai when Kakyoin holds them hostage, though Kakyoin actually planned a fake hostage situation to lure her out.
- Giant Woman: She's able to become this because of her Quirk. Unfortunately, her size is why she wasn't allowed in the show.
This is despite the fact she could shrink back to normal size.Kakyoin: I wanted Mt. Lady, but no. You said she's too big, and Crazy McBitchface here is the top waifu! - Slave to PR: Initially uses her foot to squash Kakyoin flat due to YouTube overseeing the episode and threatening demonetization if she uses her butt in any capacity, but Kakyoin shooting YouTube in the face and taunting her with a simple "Midnight is better than you" causes her to abandon PR and crush him with her butt anyways.
- Squashed Flat: She does this to Dream!Toga and Kakyoin with her foot, the latter she also does with her butt.
Yukako
Yukako Yamagishi
Voiced by: Jinkles
- Even Evil Has Standards: While she's willing to threaten and kill the hosts, she admits that she isn't evil enough to make them watch Siberian films.
- Prehensile Hair: She uses her stand, Love Deluxe, to hold a knife to Kakyoin's throat when he almost calls Koichi "stupid".
- Yandere: She forces Kakyoin and Daki to give Koichi compliments by threatening to kill them. She also tries doing it to Dai, to no avail.
Anna (Shimoneta)
Anna Nishikinomiya
Voiced by: Kenkoy
"WE CAN TAKE YOUR JUICES!"
- Age Lift: She's made 18+ both in body and age in order to prevent any... issues ... that would arise if she was still high-school age.
- The Immodest Orgasm: She gets so excited over Kakyoin enjoying her cookies that she ends up flooding the entire set in her love juices.
- Yandere: She's very insistent that the hosts eat her "love juice"-infused cookies. Dai even notes that she's crazier than Yukako.
Esdeath
Esdeath
Voiced by: Emma Breezy
No Battleroyale! NO! BATTLEROYALE!
Click here to see her in a swimsuit.
- In Love with Your Carnage: She gives Dai a "sweet reward" after he kills his fellow co-hosts without any mercy.
- Walking Swimsuit Scene: She's mainly in a swimsuit in the Patreon-exclusive version of her episode.
- Yandere: She makes the three hosts Duel to the Death in order to earn her love.Esdeath: May the odds ever be in your favor!
Yuno
Yuno Gasai
Voiced by: Nikoruchan
"I Like My Thoughts Like I Like My Thots...Scary"
- Age Lift: Like Anna, she's also made 18+ both in body and age in order to prevent any... issues ... that would arise if she was still high-school age.
- Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth: She proves to be too crazy for Dai.
- Walking Swimsuit Scene: Like Esdeath, she's mainly in a swimsuit in the Patreon-exclusive version of her episode.
- Yandere: After learning that Dai didn't want her for the last episode of Yandere Month, she vows to kill all the other yanderes so that Dai will have to love her.
Nessa
Princess Peach
Princess Peach Toadstool
Voiced by: Kenkoy
"MARIO! HE'S KINK SHAMING ME"
- Abusive Parent: Her mother would apparently put her in a cage when she was younger.
- Deliberately Distressed Damsel: She purposely gets kidnapped as a part of her kink, which she notes how surprised she was that no one caught on to it after it has happened 23 time.
- Freudian Excuse: It turns out the reason she lets herself get kidnapped is due to her recreating her childhood trauma of being locked in a cage by her mother until her father came home.
- Kinky Role-Playing: She reveals that all the times that she got kidnapped were all a part of her and Mario's kink play.Peach: Mario and I have this... thing... going on. I get kidnapped, Mario rescues me, I CREATE A WATERFALL BETWEEN MY LEGS, rinse and repeat.
- Shameless Fanservice Girl: In the Patreon-exclusive version of her episode, she's fully naked.
