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2020 Waifus
Melony
Melony
Voiced by: OolayTiger
Pokemon's 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓬 Ice Mom
- Adaptational Badass: While she's just an ordinary person in her game, here she has ice powers and is able to generate ice that can be seen from space.
- Hurricane of Puns: Her entire dialogue is filled with so many ice puns, it would make Schwarzenegger!Mr.Freeze blush.
- An Ice Person: As an Ice-type gym leader, this naturally fits her. She can also, for some reason, generate enough ice to be seen from space!
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: She sports these before freezing the studio.
Lucoa
Quetzalcoatl / Lucoa
Voiced by: Emma Breezy
Dragon Maid's 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓬 Dragon Girl
- Age-Gap Romance: Defied. When Kakyoin proposes to her, she says "no", due to him being too old for her.
- Comedic Shotacon: Just like in her original series, she's into younger boys and it's Played for Laughs. This gets her arrested.
- Eyes Always Shut
- Ms. Fanservice: She's referred to as "the perfect MILF", due to her large breasts, thighs, and her saying the line "Oh my~".
Rhea
Rhea
Voiced by: Emma Breezy
Fire Emblem's ℙ𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕎𝕒𝕚𝕗𝕦
- Berserk Button: Someone insulting her goddess Sothis. This causes her to turn into a dragon and try to eat Kakyoin.Rhea: I'll Kill You!
- Dragons Are Divine: She's the leader of the Church of Seiros, which has a dragon on it's banner. She also turns into a dragon to eat Kakyoin for insulting Sothis.
Astolfo
Astolfo
Voiced by: MinhtonVA
( ˘▽˘)っFate Grand Order's Best Femboi
Click here to see him in a dress.
- Dude Looks Like a Lady
- Gag Penis: In his own words:Astolfo: I got a dick that's nice and thick.
- Really Gets Around: It's revealed in the Jalter episode that he has, including Jalter, at least 9 side bitches.Astolfo: What can I say? I'm an onii-chan on the streets, senpai in the sheets.
- Unsettling Gender-Reveal: Played for Laughs. Finding out that he is a guy causes Kakyoin to completely shut down.
Bea
Bea
Voiced by: Alifuro
The 🅰ngriest Pokemon Waifu You'll Ever See
- Berserk Button: People fetishizing her feet, to the point of hijacking the show to tell people to stop.Bea: Next time I see you horny bastards talk about my feet, I'm going to shove them right up your ass! Then again, some of you might enjoy it! So never mind!
- Do Not Adjust Your Set: She ties up Kakyoin and Dai and takes over the show to tell people to stop asking about her feet.
- Rage Breaking Point: The subject of her feet causes her to hijack the show to tell her "fans" to stop obsessing over them:Bea: Why hello there. Today's show is going to be, a little different. Today I decided to hijack the show to deliver... a message. One. Simple. Message. (Beat) STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FEET, YOU HORNY FUCKS! Everywhere I go, I have people saying how much they want to lick my feet! How much they wonder if it tastes like fruit or if it tastes like cheese! Why the FUCK do you want to know if my feet taste like cheese?!
Marge
Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson (née Bouvier)
Voiced by: OtakuDFuriku
The Simpsons 🅾𝙂 Waifu
- Adaptational Attractiveness: She's made to be more animesque and bustier than in her original series.
- Frying Pan of Doom: She uses a frying pan to spank Kakyoin as punishment. Unbeknownst to her, he's into it.
- Think of the Children!: She mainly spends her interview complaining how the show isn't safe for work.Marge: Personally, I don't understand it. Worshipping and lusting after two-dimensional girls? Guys being mistaken for girls? It's too much for younger viewers.Kakyoin: Well, we put a minimum age requirement for our show.Marge: Well... What if a parent lets their kid watch this?Dai: Hey, that's on them! This is marked for mature only.Marge: That won't fly for today's advertisers. As a content creator, don't you have a responsibility as a moral watchdog for today's youth?Kakyoin: I interview lolis for a living. There's nothing moral about what I do.
Scáthach
Scáthach
Voiced by: Havenadian
- Honey Trap: She tries to seduce Kakyoin in order to get him to take of her student. Unfortunately, said student messes up her plans.
- Is That Cute Kid Yours?: She gets mistaken for being her student's baby mama. It doesn't help that said student has the mental capacity of a five-year-old.Kakyoin: Well, I ain't in the mood for any baby mama's drama.Scáthach: He's not my-
Android 18
Android 18 / Lazuli
Voiced by: Retroarcademonkey, Legendosaur (in "Daki Hits Android 18"), Nikoruchan (as "Hot 18")
Dragonball Z's 🅱ae-teen
- Expy: Her voice is based on Rick Sanchez, with his gruff voice and burps.
- Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex: Gender-Inverted. The last time she and Krillin had sex prior to breaking up, she apparently crushed his pelvis. He got better with some senzu beans.
- Vocal Dissonance: Lampshaded by Kakyoin.Kakyoin: Ok, screw it. What is wrong with your voice?Android 18: No idea what you mean, Kpop.Kakyoin: I've seen DBZ, I know what you're supposed to sound like.Android 18: It's called a dub, bub.
- Vocal Evolution: After getting run over and repaired by Daki, her voice is changed to be more like her normal dubbed voice. Funnily enough, both her and Krillin actually think her new voice is horrendous compared to her old voice.
Uzaki
Hana "Uzaki-Chan" Uzaki
Voiced by: Nikoruchan18
Uzaki Chan's PERFECTLY NORMAL INTERVIEW
Click here to see "Uzaki"
- Adaptational Badass: While she's an Ordinary High-School Student in her show, here she has an Eldritch Abomination that can kill stands without killing the user and can suck things into its chest.
- Body Horror: After Kakyoin gets absorbed into them, you can see his face embedded in her breasts!◊
- Buxom Beauty Standard: Her boobs are so big she could crush soda cans with them.Dai: Oh my god. Dude, she's the biggest thing in anime right now.Kakyoin: Well... Lots of her are.Uzaki: Are you staring at my chest?Kakyoin: That is all there is of you. You big tittied loli!
- By the Eyes of the Blind: For some reason, only Kakyoin could see "Uzaki".
- Curb-Stomp Battle: "Uzaki" very quickly beat Hierophant Green via Neck Snap.
- Eldritch Abomination:"Uzaki": Do not anger them. They contain the lives of countless lost worlds.[...]"Uzaki": Do not mock the ultimate oppai. They are the Alphapai and the Omegapai. The beginning and the end.[...]"Uzaki": My oppai transcends the boundaries of your world. They are all-consuming and soon they shall be your world!
- Supernatural Gold Eyes: She sports these when she's "Uzaki".
- Walking Spoiler: The entire joke with her is that she's not as normal as she seems, but rather has an Eldritch Abomination within her that can suck things into her chest.
