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Web Video: Retsupurae
"When it comes to Let's Play, you can find just about every color of the rainbow if you know where to look. You got your funny Let's Plays, your informative Let's Plays, and your narrative Let's Plays that make up all the colors found in Skittles. Unfortunately, if you look in the wrong places, you can find the shit-browns and vomit-greens of camcorder Let's Plays, self-proclaimed game reviewer Let's Plays, and singalong Let's Plays. ... If quality Let's Plays are what you're looking for, you're in the wrong place, because today... Retsupurae!"

If there's one place in the world where Sturgeon's Law is in full effect, it's The Internet. In an age where just about anyone can create content and post it for others to see, the online community can serve as a prime example of quantity over quality. This naturally extends to the Let's Play community as well, with new YouTube videos posted left and right filled with asinine commentary or played on release date, MacGyver-like technical solutions such as filming a TV screen on a camcorder, barely edited material with minutes upon minutes of filler, and worst of all, barely any quality control to sort out the good videos from the bad ones. One should take it as a rite of passage to view at least one video game walkthrough narrated by a squeaky-voiced white college student who imagines himself to be the next Bob Saget, and may the Lord help you if they try and sing along to the game's background music.

This is where Retsupurae comes in: an experiment hosted by Something Awful regulars Michael "slowbeef" Sawyer and "Diabetus" (with recurring guest appearances by Proteus, Shmorky, Dave_o, and Psychedelic Eyeball, among others) where the two find the worst of the YouTube community (usually Let's Plays, but sometimes extending to webcam videos, game reviews, and television shows) and then mock the living shit out of them, though they do tend to mock LPers that are just sorta weird. As such, Retsupurae has become widely appreciated for putting terrible Let's Players back in their place, though some haters still persist — mostly the very same Let's Players mocked by them in their videos, or said Let's Players' fans.

They have also expanded their range to include Flash submissions to Newgrounds (also known as 'Retsufrash') and amateur videos, as well as longplays (a.k.a. 'Wrongpuraes'), riffing on the game itself rather than the person playing it. This dates back to the pre-Retsu days, when slowbeef would commentate on the ridiculous plot or some such of a game a fellow LP'er played (i.e. Psychedelic Eyeball's LP of Prince of Persia 2). A newer series dubbed 'Crappy Pasta' has surfaced which features slowbeef doing dramatic readings of terrible videogame related creepypastas.

Their videos can be found on YouTube as well as Viddler, and the team also has an offshoot feature on the Something Awful front page named Webcam Ward. The crew has made a number of Livestreams, many of which can be found here. The first was left unrecorded since it was merely meant to be a test, but a fan has recovered said test Livestream and uploaded it to Youtube.

Aside from slowbeef and Diabetus' videos, many others have tried their hand at Retsupurae in light of their success, especially other Something Awful regulars such as Chip Cheezum and General Ironicus, whose videos can be found on the former's YouTube channel. There's also a fair amount of overlap between accounts, and it's not uncommon to see slowbeef guest-commentate on Chip's channel, for instance. There's also several smaller Retsupuraers that have sprung up, such as LesBeardly, LargeMentalBlock, TheStrawhatNO!note  and VNDLP.

'Beef and Betus have also started a podcast called Retsutalk, which can be found here.

Retsupurae provides examples of:

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  • Accentuate the Negative: Pretty much the entire point.
  • Actually Pretty Funny: The only reason The Marios is still up.
    • See the Old Shame entry.
    • Several Retsupurae victims, like OmegaEdge29, feel this way about the RP video(s).
  • Alternative Character Interpretation: In-universe Running Gag. About half of the videos have someone speculating on the life of the LPer or protagonist.
  • Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Slowbeef and Diabetus are very disturbed by the "Users who liked this video also enjoyed" sidebar for Arrival in Hell 2. Featuring "Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom", "Bowser and Peach Hentai", and the Eddsworld flash "Dental Appointment".'
    • After Diabetus reads several of PewDiePie's other video titles, coming across things like "MY TOILET DIED ;_;," "LIBRARY OF NAKED MEN," and "WTF THAT VAGINA HAS ARMS," he comes across one titled simply "Siren: Blood Curse Part 2." It's brought up how weirdly normal that last one is in the Retsutalk about the video.
    • At the very end of LesBeardly's video on Blazzerdragon (after a lengthy rant against the LPer):
    BLAZZERDRAGON "... Eat a dick."
  • Big "WHAT?!": Frequently.
  • Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: In this video.
    Chip Cheezum: "Name: Christopher. What can I say about myself? Um, dot dot dot. I like Yu-Gi-Oh!, Pokémon... and vore. My dream (Ironicus's laughter) is to design the next Sonic the Hedgehog game."
    • In the second part of the Lechuza riff, Slowbeef takes special note of the "Thank You" part of the credits, which goes to Lasse Carlsson, Linda Wagnerius, and Bloodbath Gojira Pripps.
    • In Crappy Pasta III: Hear Its Cry, the author goes into great detail describing the blocks and the music of the Blood Whistle treasure room, and then casually mentions that Toad's skull was split open and pouring blood.
  • Captain Obvious: Lots of bad LPers point out things that are blatantly obvious as a substitute for worthwhile commentary. OKAY!
    • Diabetus also had a moment of this in Last Alert. In one cutscene, three characters are mentioned named Red, Blue, and Black. Diabetus' reaction? "Those are colors."
    • From Dark Seed:
    Mike Dawson: "These pillars hold up the mausoleum."
    Diabetus: "Wow! I know how things work! I understand basic architecture! Guess I learned enough for today, bye!"
    Rookie Partner: [under a sign reading "Danger: "High Voltage"] Holy— This thing'll fry you!"
    slowbeef: "Thank you. Thank you for explaining what signs do."
  • Deadpan Snarker: Diabetus.
    • In "Retsupurae 3000" they manage to snark at the game protagonist being a Deadpan Snarker.
    • General Ironicus tends to be this as well:
    whiplash308: "Oh, that's a platform, not an enemy."
    General Ironicus: "Yeah, it's a platform. Good job, buddy. Stop trying to kill your only means of progress."
    • Probably the most deadpan of the RPers was occasional guest Dave_o. As seen here
    arm4g3dd0nx: "I'm the Easter Bunny! (in a falsetto, making the character bunnyhop)"
    Dave_o: "WHOA!"
    Diabetus: "BRAID!"
    Dave_o: "He turned into the Easter Bunny, did you see that? (seconds later, a Wall of Text appears and the LPer predictably starts reading it) Oh my god, you guys considered me! You did a video that takes into account that I can't read! Thanks!"
  • Dull Surprise: Several characters throughout the flashes they've played as well as a few LPers.
    Policeman [text]: Jack, we really need your help on this one!!!
    Policeman [voice]: "Jack, we really need your help on this one."
    Diabetus: "That was not a three-exclamation-points reading of that line..."
  • Ending Fatigue: Invoked: One thing that they frown upon is Let's Players or self-proclaimed reviewers going on well after the video should end.
    • This is particularly notable in Transformers Review? with an elaborate skit based on destroying a Famicom game.
    • nacho where the "content" is done at the three-minute mark, but the player spends seven more minutes goofing around the level just to round out the YouTube time limit.
    • Slowbeef and Diabetus get very, very bored with the Marathon Boss fight with Crystal Boy at the end of Space Adventure Cobra, as well as the showdown with Lord Vlaew at the end of Exmortis 3.
  • Erudite Stoner: Dave_o.
  • Failed a Spot Check: Some Let's Plays make it painfully obvious that they were directly uploaded to YouTube without the LPer going over the video first (that or just having extremely low standards).
    Video description: Somehow, an adult made this.
  • Fat Bastard: HC Bailly is the target of several fat jokes. But BigMastadon really invokes this trope as he torments the Retsupurae gang with his vile eating challenge.
    • This guy, advertising a way to circumvent Wii Fit weight limits, with a skid of soda in the background. Courtesy of Chip and Ironicus.
  • Flat "What.":
    • In The Mike Weiss Show!:
      Bad Michael Moore impersonation: "Hey guys, I'm making a documentary on how much Bush sucks and how cool I am!"
      Chip: "What."
    • And in the Zelda BS RP...
      Let's Player: "Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson."
      Diabetus: "What."
      Slowbeef: "He just did a Snakes on a Plane joke."
    • Cobra himself delivers one near the end of the Space Adventure Cobra. Retsupurae, upon learning that the Ultimate Weapon is an ostrich egg with an eye. That turns into a sword. And a gun. And a battleship. Yeah.
  • Follow the Leader: As mentioned above, there have been a number of smaller RP groups popping up, eventually leading to a hilariously recursive video of an RP group RPing another RP group's RP.
  • Furry Fandom: One of the subjects they mock in this video.
  • Gratuitous Japanese: Their name (sort of — "ae" is not pronounced "ay" in Japanese, that would be Gaelic), although it's less grating than other examples. Their logo, 敗, is also the kanji for "failure." Of course, being written as deliberate Engrish, it's an Invoked Trope.
    • Although the original, somewhat unknown account was "retsupray".
    • The correct spelling would have been retsupurei (レツプレイ).
    • In the actual riff videos, the duo mock BurningHunter's overuse of the word "minna" (Japanese for everyone) and believe he's trying to impress a girl named Mina by making awful Mega Man Let's Plays.
  • Improv: Some of the riffs done are usually made on the first take. Most of the time, one or more of the commentators have watched the video beforehand with an idea of what to say but it's still improvised at the end.
  • In Name Only: slowbeef and Diabetus have a lot of fun with Super Don Quixote's... loose interpretation of the source material. note 
  • Insult Backfire: There are numerous videos on Retsupurae's account of people objecting rather strongly to being RPed. Not only does this indicate Slowbeef couldn't be less intimidated, it lets more people see how weak they really are.
  • Keet: A few of the LPers, such as violinbow3.
  • Let's See YOU Do Better: Inevitably invoked by their Fan Haters, who fail to realize that Diabetus and Slowbeef both have several finished, quality LPs under their belts (such as Snatcher, Super Metroid, Captain Novolin and Battletoads just to name a few).
    • It's worth noting that Slowbeef essentially invented the hobby. And that's because it makes this all the more hilarious - two prolific LPers, including the man who effectively started it all, being told they should try to make Let's Plays and see how hard it is or somesuch.
    • Remember, just because their LPs aren't on Youtube doesn't mean they don't exist.
      • Also, one of the Newgrounds comments for Metroid Elements brings up a lot of legitimate complaints about the Metroid Flash game, only for the author to respond with this trope.
      the_exp: (in text) ok. How about i label all the code REAL well, then give you the FLA file AND YOU implement the changes and still have a game that runs.
      slowbeef: (out loud) How 'bout you actually do that? I fuckin' dare you... I would love that. I'm sayin' that to him like he's watching this, but...
  • Mood Dissonance: During the first "Slowbeef's House of Horrors" the Protagonist of the story just witnessed his friend getting killed at the hands of the game. And spent the night in a Hotel, during which he smashes his laptop and goes to sleep to see if he has the same nightmare he's been plagued with since he started playing. After he wakes up from the sleep he goes on to say how he was having the best day he's had in months, much to slowbeef's chargin.
    slowbeef: Your friend just died.
  • MST: For Let's Plays!
    • Diabetus has also done more traditional MSTing on the Battletoads animated pilot and the Mega Man series' infamous Bizarro Episode "Curse of the Lion Men" on retsupurae's YouTube channel.
    • Chip and Ironicus in turn have done traditional MSTings of several Newgrounds videos (including part of the Xin series) and the Fanime Elemental Goddess along with their videos on YouTube LPs.
    • The 'Retsufrash' and 'Wrongpurae' videos from slowbeef and Diabetus are riffs on the games themselves; the former category targets Flash games and animations on Newgrounds while the latter provides commentary over longplays.
      • This came full circle with the Wrongpurae of Shinobi-X; the longplay footage is mostly comprised of cutscenes telling a typical ninja-movie story.
      • Likewise with Metroid: Other M, in which the duo riffs the game's "Theater Mode" rather than the gameplay itself, since their focus is on the abysmal story.
  • No Ending: A common staple in the featured LPs, where some don't bother to finish their recording proper and end up with them being cut off mid-sentence.
    Ferr: ...Wait, he's saying something! Shhh!—Oh wait, it ended.
  • Orwellian Editor: Threatened (probably jokingly) in "The Marios":
    slowbeef: "Luwigii Master, why? Why is no one going to hear this when the video mysteriously cuts off at the five minute mark?"
    • Slowbeef also edits out a part of the Darkseed II longplay where Mike finally wins the ring toss game, because they would never allow it.
    • Several Lets Players have taken down the Lets Plays or outright closed their account after getting mocked by Retsupurae.
    • David John-Bores (the person who recorded Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom for slowbeef and Diabetus) commented on the video that he censored the king's erection with a picture of slowbeef's face. This ended up being covered up by a user review.
    • Implied by PewDiePie fans about the "Adults React to PewDiePie". They believe the goons "cherry-picked" moments in his videos when, in reality, that was definitely not the case.
    slowbeef: "The laws of probability state that either I am the luckiest motherfucker in the world, or there is an issue that really needs to be addressed"
  • Parody Retcon: Whenever a new Retsupurae video is uploaded, chances are the original LPer will later state that he was this bad on purpose and that Retsupurae fell for it all!
    • Even more sadly, there has been the occasion where it was actually done on purpose. Let's Play *incomprehensible* was pulled from retsupurae's account because Slowbeef and Diabetus agreed that purposefully being bad for the sake of being retsupurae'd was "pretty fucking gay".
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: What they speculate how a team-up between Billy MC and Musclebomber would be like, with Musclebomber being the Red Oni and Billy being the Blue one.
    • The main two themselves. Slowbeef is quick to upset and can get passionate when he criticizes someone or something, while Diabetus almost always stays collected, and is noted as being near impossible to anger. Diabetus even mentions this in Retsutalk #17 (calling himself the superego and slowbeef the id)
    • Chip and Ironicus could also count; Ironicus is usually calm and deadpan, while Chip tends to be more energetic.
  • Rouge Angles of Satin: Frequently in Newgrounds reviews. To add to the hilarity, the riffers usually pronounce the typos when they read it aloud. Meet 'N' Fuck: Star Mission alone has one guy who talks about fucking your finance while another said that the game made his cook steam.
    • Deep Fear has a door to a "NAVEL WEAPONS" room.
  • Say My Name: C'mon Brandon!
    • In a few BillyMC videos, the guys spend a good half of their lengths repeatedly saying "BILLY!" in either awe, encouragement, or disappointment.
  • Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: Two instances. One when they refuse to do a DeceasedCrab video, and another when they get halfway through a barely audible Contra III LP before giving up. They also get about halfway through Plumbers Don't Wear Ties before abruptly ending it; Word of God says the game ran out of things to mock shortly afterwards.
    • Chip and Ironicus start on a Minish Cap LP, but when the LPer says his cat is addicted to human sweat just one minute into the video they immediately give up.
  • Small Name, Big Ego: Many LPers respond badly to being Retsupuraed, with reactions ranging from angry threats to flagging the videos for copyright infringement.
    • A few of the flash authors on Newgrounds, who respond to any criticism with mocking insults or challenges to make something better.
    • This trope is inverted by SSoHPKC when he said in a Vlog that he enjoys Retsupurae, and saw it as sort of an honor to be Retsu'd, and averted by Black Metal Ghost who used his being Retsu'd as a guide on what to and not to do.
  • Stylistic Suck: ChipCheezum and General Ironicus' LP of No More Heroes had one video like this, specifically for a Crossover with Retsupurae. It Makes Sense in Context... oh who are we kidding, no it doesn't.
    • One of the videos RP'd by Slowbeef and Diabetus consisted of this as well, where the author made a deliberately awful video just so that they could be retsupuraed (the terrible commentary and clipping audio, contrasted with the fantastic picture quality, is already a big hint). This video was removed from their account, because the pair agreed that having someone make a horrible video just so that they could be retsupuraed is "really gay". (For the curious, it's still available here.)
    • There's also this video, a parody of the video responses calling out Retsupurae for making fun of LPers.
    • Diabetus had also made his own terrible camcorder LP, questioning in the video tags whether one can Retsupurae one self.
    • ThornBrain from TheStrawhatNO! also made his own terrible webcam LP mocking child camcorder LPers, with the webcam hanging upside down.
    • PsychedelicEyeball, in response to the RP of The Nostalgia Critic, created an LP of Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels as the Nostalgic Balls mocking Doug Walker's Angrish and his fans. It can be viewed here.
    • Pin and Kit did a Pokemon Stadium 2 Let's Play in order to parody users like Trooper S 96 and others who do bad camcorder Let's Plays.
  • Take That: Aside from the concept of being a gigantic Take That to Youtube Let's Plays, there are quite a few aimed at other sources.
    • From Let's Play *incomprehensible*: "He's still not as bad as Chip Cheezum."
    • From Death Trap:
    slowbeef: "Well what do you expect? It's Death Trap, AKA Saw for idiots! I mean, even more so than usual."
    slowbeef: "No, no, no. Drop this guy, end of proposal. That's all I have. My PowerPoint's one slide..."
    Diabetus: "Slowbeef, why do you have a 25-slide presentation?"
    slowbeef: "Because it's the same thing copy-pasted."
    Diabetus: "Oh, you copy-pasted it 25 times."
    slowbeef: "Yes, that's right."
    Diabetus: "Including your title slide and conclusion slide."
    slowbeef: "I am the Tim Buckley of proposals."
    • During their Earnest Evans video, one of the game's anime cutscenes features a camera angle centered on the corner of a jail cell, and the angles of the floor and walls appear to be way out of whack...or, as Slowbeef puts it:
    slowbeef: "'Jail', by Tim Buckley."
    • In Retsupurae 3000, Slowbeef comments that a logo on a secretary's desk resembles the Ctrl+Alt+Del logo. His next sentence begins with "Speaking of bad art..."
    • Their Metroid: Other M Retsuwatch is quite possibly one of their most scathing commentaries yet, mostly directed at Yoshio Sakamoto and the various Unfortunate Implications.
    • After making several largely-positive references to movies in Let's Play IMBD, Slowbeef throws this in during the final boss fight:
    Slowbeef: Hey, just so you know, The Big Bang Theory sucks!
    Slowbeef: I am the Tim Buckley of Let's Play... nah, I'm gonna apologize to Tim Buckley for that one.
    Viewing the original version has now been classified as procedure 111-Montauk, and is now how we traumatize that girl from SCP-231 instead, because that whole entry was terrible. Seriously, this wiki was supposed to be creepy horror stories, right? That one was just gross.
    • The "Video Game Therapist" short is a dig at people getting angry over Dina Abou Karam, an outspoken feminist, being part of the Mighty No. 9 team and supposedly trying to change the game to reflect her views.
    • In the final part of "Ambition Babies", choices the player makes during the first scene overall have no effect on how the second scene plays out. Slowbeef's reaction: "Choice is meaningless, it's Mass Effect all over again!"
  • This Is Gonna Suck: Diabetus gives his Deadpan Snarker take on the trope at the beginning of Queenie Z's LP of Eternal Darkness:
    Queenie Z: "Hello everybody, welcome to my Let's Play: Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Ruh-Queeum!"
    Diabetus: "I have a good feeling about this."
    • Also during one of the live streams, when Diabetus first shows slowbeef a blurry Super Mario Galaxy LP:
    slowbeef: "Episode ninety tw-oh, get out of here."
    • In the Vampire Hunter Ina video, slowbeef gets a feeling about the overall video once the music comes on.
      "Oh, Rammstein. Good choice... if you're angsty."
    • General Ironicus flat out says or rather sings it in the beginning of Icrangirl's Mega Man 2 LP.
    • Arise 4 begins with the message "I see you are surviving quite well. My next installment will make you want to DIE". He's not kidding.
    • "The LP is terrible... I hope it doesn't last" starts with slowbeef stating that he had only seen 3 seconds of the original video. We then see said three seconds...
      teddybearmassacure: Okay! Welcome back to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Part FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
      Diabetus: "Ooh, you weren't kidding."
    • During a riff on King's Quest VII, slowbeef is horrified to discover that the next part is nearly an hour. Made funnier by the fact that he hasn't returned to the riff in months.
  • The Unintelligible: The source of humour for several of the LPers they mock, usually due to strong accents.

slowbeef and Diabetus

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  • The Ace: Parodied with "JacobMC", who according to Slowbeef and Diabetus is BillyMC's older brother, a Harvard graduate, beat Ninja Gaiden 2 with his eyes closed, and registered Hypercam2.
  • Accidental Misnaming: Gaming In The Clinton Years host George Wood is erroneously referred to by the duo and the RP community alike as "Navgtr", after the irrelevant YouTube account that archived his series. Same goes with amateur voice actor Edwyn Tiong being known as "Dan McNeely", thanks to his most infamous role in The Trapped Trilogy Retsufrash.
  • Acting for Two: The "Video Game Therapist" short has Slowbeef playing both the titular therapist and his patient.
  • Actually Pretty Funny: Despite having mocked his video game for the whole video, slowbeef has to admit that kennsj made a pretty good crack at one of his negative reviews:
    deathskul: u cant kill anything u shod make it easier to kill the crechers i attack the crechers as mush as i possibly can and they don't die
    kennsj: They should make English easier for you, too. I'll let them know.
  • Added Alliterative Appeal: Metroid Machinima Makes Me Maddeningly Miserable
  • Adorkable: @Voidburger, a guest star who popped up a few times during Retsublitz, has been compared to a female ChipCheezum - appropriate given she's also assisted him in some of his LPs.
  • all lowercase letters: slowbeef's name, as it was originally a Something Awful forum name.
  • Anachronism Stew: Their take on Shinobi-X.
    "It's like if you put Chrono Trigger in a blender."
  • Angrish: When a character is somehow locked inside a car during Pursuit, Proteus is reduced to a sputtering wreck:
    Proteus: How... how did... how is she locked in... th... she j... ho... but tha... but... you can't...
    Slowbeef: I know you can't.
    Proteus: You can't—!
    Slowbeef: I— I know! Not in any modern car in the world!
    • In their Retsupurae of The Nostalgia Critic doing an LP of Bart's Nightmare, they speculate that he even writes in Angrish. In general, they frown upon this being used in LPs due to their dislike of exaggerated commentaries.
  • Armored Closet Gay: In "GOD HATES POOCHYENAS," the player uses the word faggot so many timesnote  that he's suggested to be this trope.
  • Aside Glance: Discussed in Arrival in Hell II.
    Protagonist: "[looks at the screen] Bollocks."
    slowbeef: "But see, look at- is that a fourth wall?"
    Diabetus: "'Bollocks'? Is that where you have the goofy sitcom music play? [hums goofy sitcom music]"
    slowbeef: "On the next episode of Bollocks..."
    Diabetus: "We'll be right back with more Arrival in Hell II!"
  • The Atoner: Slowbeef jokes that Retsupurae is his retribution for being responsible for YouTube's terrible LPs in a Majora's Mask riff.
  • Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: In this video, Diabetus finally starts piecing together that the game is taking place in Nazi Germany, and questions whether or not it's a good idea to make jokes over such a touchy topic... until slowbeef points out the inflating and deflating cat in the corner of the screen.
    • It's also suggested as why the villains in Crime Patrol keep jumping out of cover to shoot you:
    slowbeef: You know what it is? It's not that we're a great cop, we have this beautiful gun that everyone just wants to take a look at.
    • The Let's Player of B-mer-mine is interpreted as this, as his video recording skips over every other couple of seconds of gameplay.
    • In "Guestsupurae: Sara vs Frocto," Frocto spends just a little over two minutes on FarmVille before briefly switching to Dead Drunk, and then abandoning FarmVille entirely. And that's just the start...
  • Authority Equals Asskicking/Asskicking Equals Authority: Depending on how you look at it, but as slowbeef is the Trope Maker and Trope Codifier of video Let's Plays, and Diabetus is a very skilled player (to the extent of being able to beat Battletoads), they both seem to have quite a right to mock the hell out of the lower-end LP's.
  • A Winner Is You: Most of the Flash games they riff on, but probably the worst offender is "Metroid; Beginings" [sic]. After possibly hours of struggling with frustrating controls, floaty mechanics, and a whole crapload of game breaking bugs, defeating the final boss, Dark Samus, causes her to explode... and that's it. No credits, No Ending, the game just sort of ends with Samus trapped in an empty room. (The poor guy who played the game for them actually went into the .swf file using a decompiler to confirm this.)
  • Big Guy, Little Guy: Speculating on what would happen if MuscleBomber2021 and BillyMC formed a superhero duo.
  • Blatant Lies: slowbeef likes to tell Diabetus about ridiculous future events in whatever video games they're commenting on, which are obviously false. Subverted slightly in that sometimes he's telling the truth. This is brought up by Diabetus.
    Diabetus: "See, I can't tell if you're lying or not."
    slowbeef: [snickers]
  • Bleep Dammit: Behold, an example of censorship by NostalgicRageHQ.
  • Bold Inflation: Diabetus sometimes uses this to directly contrast with the ridiculousness of the video game.
    Diabetus: (during the punching-bag minigame) DEAD TO RIGHTS!
    Diabetus: (while navigating the "Labyrinth of Bullshit") KING'S QUEST SIX!
    Diabetus: (during the "Dance of the Bones") THE QUEST OF KINGS!
    Diabetus: (when an ornate dragon statue rises to cover up a safe) RISE OF THE DRAGON!
    Diabetus: (after Mookie and Sharon play an April Fools' joke on John Mayor) DEEP FEAR!
  • Boring Invincible Hero: Their opinion of Cobra.
  • Brick Joke: Early in the Dark Seed II LP, Diabetus mentions that he's heard the game has a head explosion...invoked
  • Broken Record: Diabetus' commentary becomes this in one video, regarding savestate scumming:
    Diabetus: We should try, like, savestating our commentary.
    Diabetus: "We should try, like, savestating our commentary."
    Slowbeef: "We should try savestating our commentary, you said?"
    Diabetus: "-ing our commentary -ing our commentary -ing our commentary."
  • Brooklyn Rage: MuscleBomber2021, whose almost cartoonishly exaggerated accent eventually draws comparisons to Bebop.
  • Brown Note: This video, entitled "Warning: Serious Eye Damage Hazard". It really is headache inducing.
  • Buffy Speak: In this LP Diabetus gets rather irritated at the player for, amongst other things, using a legit strategy with a weapon and then forgetting about it in the middle of the level:
    (Progressively increasing in irritation) "Just use the invisi-chameleon sting... charge up... thing! You know, you just used it BEFORE!"
  • But for Me, It Was Tuesday: Another Tuesday in Detroit...
  • But Thou Must: Happens so many times in Space Adventure Cobra that both slowbeef and Diabetus mention the trope namer word-for-word on separate occasions.
  • Butt Monkey: Tyler, ActionBastardAway's special guest in the video Monster, who spends the entire video rarely speaking, being berated, and being called "a petty douchebag." Diabetus has mentioned Tyler in multiple videos whenever a guest appears in a video for the sole purpose of silently remaining in the background to take the blame for the LPer's own mistakes.
  • Call Back: They've made some references to the Ridley voice in other LP's.
  • Cargo Ship: Invoked in "Cool Minecraft Audio Mods"; the horrid sound quality coupled with the strange grunting noises the LPer makes partway through the video has the two hypothesize that he's attempting to fellate his microphone.
  • Cassandra Truth: In the Metroid: Other M retsupurae, Slowbeef starts foreshadowing that the little furby-like creature is actually Ridley by giving it the Ridley voice from their Metroid Prime LP. After a few minutes of this, Diabetus responds with "I think I understand what you're inferring, but I have a hard time believing it."
  • Catchphrase: Slowbeef's "Oh my lord" and "God almighty".
    • "Dead to Rights!" at the end of some longplays.
    • In many Wrongpuraes, when there is an illogical puzzle, nonsensical plot twist, or something similar, Slowbeef will say something along the lines of "Oh, shut the fuck up!" or "Fuck this game!" There's also sarcastic praise like "This is the greatest game ever!" or "Stunning!" for moments that are particularly goofy or complete wastes of time.
    • Slowbeef also tends to say "Wait, was that editing?" when there's a sudden cut (mainly when it seems out-of-place given the rest of the video).
    • Diabetus seems to be fond of "Makes you think, doesn't it?"
    • Diabetus also frequently says "SPRING BREAK!" when pretending to be excited.
    • Diabetus also has "so, there's that" and "that <verb>s my <noun>!"
    • "THE QUEST OF KINGS!"
    • "There wasn't a lot on the Sega CD."
    • [sitcom style] "Classic X!"
    • "That was awful." after the LP or game is over.
  • Censor Box: The "Unregistered Hypercam 2" banner censors some nudity in the Cobra Wrongpurae.
    • The "Meet 'N' Fuck Kingdom" retsufrash uses Memetic Badass Rock Knight in place of some topless women.
    • "Unregistered Hypercam" is used again in How to Get a Raise.
    • And in French Dip.
    • The nudity in "Video Shame" is censored with word balloons.
  • Cerebus Syndrome: Mario, Party of One? is considered by the duo to be the darkest RP they have done so far.
    Diabetus: It's like a stepford wife is doing this Let's Play.
  • Character Derailment: In-universe, This is one of their many problems with Metroid: Other M.
  • Character Development: Billy MC has gone from being The Woobie in Slowbeef and Diabetus's eyes to being The Pollyanna who can find joy in the most trivial things.
  • Chekhov's Gunman: Parodied in the Ninja Hayate video. One of the bottom scores was a player named Ninjawa, then it turns out that the current player was Ninjawa.
  • Cluster F-Bomb: While it's present in their commentary, they do NOT like it when it's used as a crutch for a lack of humor. Lampshaded at one point:
    You know, I swear like a sailor, and even I think this is shameful.
  • Continuity Nod: When Slowbeef finally took the time to play Metroid Prime 2 and got to the Quadraxis boss, the very first thing to spring to his mind was SNES9X.
    • On a similar note, in this video from that very same LP, Diabetus mentions "light beam aquaired." A couple videos later, slowbeef notes that none of the other Metroid flash games on Newgrounds can spell "acquired" correctly either.
    • While discussing combination weapons from Dead Rising 2 in this video, guest Toffile asks slowbeef if he ever combined the banana, knife, and rope.
    • In Amnesia: The Dork's Descent, the guys argue that the LPer's over the top reaction to a monster encounter is worse than the recent Super Meat Boy LPs and more shameful than BigMastadon's pizza roll challenge and Big Al 2 K's Mugen videos.
      Diabetus: So this is "Bowser's Evil Test".
    • During one part of their Dead to Rights: Retribution Let's Play, they talk about the critical reviews that the game received.
    • In his Let's Play of the NES version of The Immortal, Slowbeef said "WHOOPS!" loudly when he kept fucking up a spell.
    • In some Retsufrashes of horror-themed Flash games, Diabetus refers back to the infamous John McCain face from Arise 2.
    • Lampshaded here.
      slowbeef: I actually wish GameMaster would come in and deck this guy.
      Diabetus: [groan]
      slowbeef: ...Is that enough Retsupurae memes?
      Diabetus: I think we covered just about everything.
    • Subverted eventually, in a video where Slowbeef and Diabetus guest-commentated on Vicas' playthrough of Super Mario 64 with his feet, on Tick Tock Clock, and specifically pointed out how they got through all of it without any Electrical Beast jokes.
      slowbeef: Not everything can be about Retsupurae.
    • A minute into the first Darkseed II Wrongpurae video, Diabetus mentions that the only thing he knew about the game is that there was a head explosion at some point. note  He also suggests that the painkillers prescribed to Mike Dawson are Shinobix.
    • Around ten minutes into It Came From the TurboGrafx, the professor dismisses the protagonist's claims as the stuff of "pulp fiction," prompting Diabetus to wonder, "Wait, are they naming movie titles now, like we used to do?"
      • Later, the love interest is shown trapped in a cave with a skeleton hung on the opposite wall.
  • Corpsing: slowbeef often bursts into laughter during the 'Crappy Pasta' videos.
  • Creepy Monotone: slowbeef does this when reading the "Crappy Pastas" in order to make them seems a little creepier than they are. Comes back to bite him during his reading of I HATE YOU when he and his guests spend nearly a minute clearing up some confusion in the reading caused by slowbeef's lack of inflection.note 
  • Creepypasta: The "Crappy Pasta" series riffs on some particularly awful video game pastas.
  • Critical Existence Failure: Taken to a ludicrous extreme in It Came From The Desert, where the people being attacked by ants can lose several body parts including all their vital organs but will be fine as long as the player kills all the ants before they are completely eaten.
  • Deep South:
  • Did I Just Say That Out Loud?: Slowbeef in the video IWBTG, after screaming at a guy for getting the name of guy who created Tetris wrong.
    Daft53: "Damn you, Ketsukov!"
    Slowbeef: "What? Who the Hell's—"
    Daft53: "Ketsukov, it's the guy who invented Tetris."
    Slowbeef: "NO IT ISN'T, IT'S ALEXEY PAJITNOV, YOU FUCK! ...Oh why did I say that on camera?"
  • Didn't See That Coming: Slowbeef, upon learning that ElectricalBeast never finished his Super Mario 64 LP (at least, in 2008).
  • Distracted by the Sexy: The PewDiePie episode featured both Slowbeef and Diabetus on camera. In between PDP's fans and RP's fans arguing back and forth, a significant number of comments were about how hot Diabetus is.
  • Does Not Know His Own Strength: Said of King Graham from King's Quest V when he tries to tap a staff on the fortress door to open it, but ends up shattering it.
    Narrator: "The staff lies in several broken pieces on the steps."
    Diabetus: "Several? Jeeze, Graham."
    Slowbeef: "Grandpa, what the hell is wrong with King Graham?" "Graham does not know his own strength."
  • Dude, Not Funny!: In-Universe: Diabetus has this reaction in parts 3 and 4 of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, asking Slowbeef how he's expected to joke about rape and the holocaust.
  • Dull Surprise: The LPer in Desert Storm by Vlad the Implaer is so monotone and lethargic in his commentary that the crew riffing it got very bored and tired by the end of the video.
    slowbeef: Oh my god, he's putting me to sleep.
  • Dumb Muscle: Their interpretation of MuscleBomber2021, based primarily on his voice.
  • Easy-Mode Mockery: Played with. Both Slowbeef and Diabetus have said that they'd rather watch a competently done Let's Play on an "easy" difficulty than one at "normal" or "hard" difficulty where the LPer spends most of their time getting killed. That being said, they won't hesitate to mock an LPer who chooses the easiest setting of a game that's regarded as being pretty easy to begin with.
  • Engrish: Played for Laughs on their website.
  • Ensemble Dark Horse: In-universe
    • Just about every minor NPC in Cobra: Space Adventures. But especially Rock Knight.
    • In King's Quest VI, Jollo, hands down. They even spend the last seven minutes of this video quoting Dr. House in his voice.
    • Made all the more amazing by the fact that Jollo ends up saving the day at the last second.
  • Exact Time to Failure: Slowbeef on Arise 3: You know what I really hate? When you're at the doctor's office and he says 'You have exactly ten minutes to live.'
  • Exactly What It Says on the Tin: "Meet 'N' Fuck Kingdom". slowbeef uses this as his justification for essentially ignoring the playthrough entirely and reading reviews instead.
    slowbeef: You meet her, you fuck her. It's Meet 'N' Fuck Kingdom!
    slowbeef: We met her. That means we all know what's gonna happen next.
  • Fail O'Suckyname: Hammerbolt Joe and Crystal Boy, from the Space Adventure Cobra longplay.
    slowbeef: Is this supposed to make me afraid of Crystal Boy? Because his name is still Crystal Boy.
    • Soldier Boyz has squad members Butts, Lamb and Brophy.
  • Fan Disservice: The general reaction to seeing Luke McCabe at the end of the Crime Wave RP in nothing but a speedo. But just to subvert things, the president's daughter then sits up from behind him in a bikini.
  • Fanon Discontinuity: The In-Universe treatment of Mike Dawson winning at ring toss.
    • In one of the Cobra videos, their reaction to the death of Rock Knight:
    Slowbeef: NOT! CANON!
    Diabetus: No! Not in MY Cobra! Nuh-uh, fuck this game!
    • They also both declare a discontinuity of Metroid: Other M from their own personal Metroid canons.
  • Fanservice:
    • Utilized shamelessly in the Space Adventure Cobra Sega CD game longplay. Then again, if you're familiar with the manga, this is to be expected.
    • A rather blatant display of such in the Crime Wave RP, where McCabe's crime computer displays an animated model of the president's beautiful daughter nude (but cropped), whereas the male villains are only displayed as a few static photos, fully clothed.
    • At the end of Easy Money Part 2/170, Slowbeef unbuttons his shirt while asking for people to like, subscribe, and go to their "twimbler" and "tweetspring". You might even call this fan disservice! Oh snap!
    • Meet 'N' Fuck Kingdom has about as much of this as you'd expect. However, to fit YouTube's policy, all of it is omitted or censored (once with Rock Knight, later with a review).
  • Fat and Skinny: Slowbeef and Diabetus, respectively.
  • Feather Fingers: Cedric from King's Quest V: Absence Makes The Heart Go Yonder!, who takes it a step further and has a feather arm. At one point, the duo thinks it looks like he's flexing.
  • Felony Misdemeanor
  • Finger Gun: In response to the Bloodless Carnage in Crime Patrol:
    Diabetus: And to think the officer's just pointing his finger and going, "pew-pew."
  • Five-Man Band: Comments on this vid turn the usual suspects into one of these
  • Flying Car: Diabetus sometimes mentions "flying cars" when he's trying to refer to a "futuristic era"...like 2002.
  • Foreshadowing: In their RP of a Deceased Crab video, they say that you could take the audio from any video of his and put it over a different game, and there would be no way to tell.
  • Four Point Scale: Slowbeef said this about YouTube videos during part 2 of the Eternal Darkness retsupurae.
    Slowbeef: If you get one and a half stars on the fuckin' internet, that's like being at the Special Olympics and having them tell you, "you have to leave".
    • One running theme of Restufrash is that games on Newgrounds will often have overwhelmingly positive review scores no matter how bad they are. Perfect or near-perfect scores are handed out like candy, even if the people giving the ratings have a lot of complaints about the game, had nothing good to say about the game, completely hate it or never even finished the game.
      • Bizarrely inverted with one Jack French review which described the game as "one of the best detective games" while giving it a score of a half star out of five.
      • The Retsufrash playlist description: "The worst of the worst from Newgrounds, the web, iPad, and other sources that deserve the full scorn that an 8 out of 10 offers."
    • One of the insults slowbeef hurls at Space Adventure Cobra is that IGN would probably give it a 6.
  • Fridge Horror: In-universe, halfway through the final episode of Webcam Ward, Diabetus realizes Chris-chan's not wearing a shirt. It's much, much worse than it sounds.
  • Friend to Bugs: Graham from King's Quest V can talk to ants and helps the colony, and Slowbeef points out the use of this trope.
  • Full House Music: Plays at the end of a couple of the BillyMC videos, when the RPers are expressing their love and appreciation for Billy.
  • "Funny Aneurysm" Moment: In-Universe example, when Diabetus made jokes about Ellen's fear of yellow in the I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream Wrongpurae, only to find out it's stemmed from a rape she experienced in her past. He even gave a What the Hell, Hero? to slowbeef for not warning him of this ahead of time.
  • Funny Background Event: "Serious Dad" has a child repeatedly walking throughout the video in the beginning, which the RPers notice immediately. This is subverted when the LPer shows his kid how to play the game, then triple subverted when he leaves and never shows up again.
  • GIS Syndrome: Pointed out in the Lechuza RP. In the respective Something Awful thread, the goons went out of their way to find almost every single image asset used in the game from across the internet, using Google Image Search.
    • Pretty much every Jump Scare in the Arise series is a Halloween mask lifted from GIS. Yes, even the John McCain head.
  • A Good Name for a Rock Band: In the Space Adventure Cobra Sega CD Wrongpurae:
    Text: Mobile Riders in the flames of hell!
    Diabetus: "Mobile Riders in the Flames of Hell" is the name of my band, actually.
    • Also, during the MuscleBomber2021 RP:
      slowbeef: ROCK ENEMIES! They're not Rock Amies!
      Diabetus: "Rock Amy is my favorite band!"
  • Gorn: Several of the subjects of Crappy Pasta overuse gorn in an attempt to create horror, such as Ihsoy and Blood Whistle.
  • Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Lechuza's protagonist at one point shouts "Holy schmuck!", much to the amusement of Diabetus and Slowbeef.
    • The standard sci-fi "Blast!" curse was used in Space Adventure Cobra. Not long after saying "Holy shit!" This inconsistency was not lost on Diabetus.
    Diabetus: Hold on, how can you say "Holy shit!" and then "Blast!"?
    Diabetus in mock voice: Holy shit consarn it!
  • Grand Finale: The Webcam Ward ended on October 30th 2010 with a short riff on the True Final Boss of the Internet himself, Chris-chan.
    • The end of the RetsuBlitz was ceremoniously ended with a spoof of the long-requested Meet 'N' Fuck Kingdom.
  • Gratuitous German: A toy shop owner in King's Quest V: Absence Makes The Heart Go Yonder! uses a stereotypical German accent and a few, incredibly butchered, German words. slowbeef seems to have some basic knowledge of the German language, as he sounds in pain after hearing the butchered pronounciations.
  • Grumpy Bear: Cherrydoom, who occasionally guests in Slowbeef and Diabetus's videos, is extremely pessimistic and sarcastic. Slowbeef himself sometimes acts this way, especially in the earlier videos.
  • Guide Dang It: Pointed out in the Trapped series of Flash games.
  • Guilty Pleasures: The Apocalypse video is no doubt this for slowbeef and Diabetus. Despite all the bad puns, barely paying any attention to the longplay, and slowbeef actually apologizing in the video tags, they both genuinely have a lot of fun firing pop culture reference after pop culture reference.

    H - M 
  • Have a Gay Old Time: In DarkSeed 2:
    Mike Dawson: I don't think Ik and Uk are going to molest me anymore.
  • Have a Nice Death: During their King's Quest V wrongpurae, they joke about the game's death messages and come up with their own. Diabetus later jokes that the narrator is incapable of feeling empathy towards Graham.
    Narrator: (after Graham falls off a branch and breaks his neck) Thanks for playing King's Quest V!
    slowbeef: That's the death message? That's like, "Thanks for buying our product, here's a bullshit death."
    Diabetus: "You wasted money on this. So here you go! Have some bullshit!"
  • Headdesk
    Proteus: This guy has the right idea to just run into walls, I kind of want to bang my head into this wall, too.
  • He Who Must Not Be Seen: Since the focus in a regular Retsupurae video is on how horrible and/or strange the Let's Player/video game/flash game in the video is, Slowbeef and Diabetus typically don't physically appear in the videos. However, this was subverted for both during "Adults React To PewDiePie," especially since Diabetus had not really shown his face on the Internet until then.
  • Hell Is That Noise: In-Universe, the voice of Blazedragon132 is this for slowbeef, PsychedelicEyeball, and cherrydoom.
    • Mario, Party of One? has some strange noises coming from the background of the Let's Player's video. Slowbeef and Diabetus think it sounds like dishes.
    • The overly loud, almost unsettlingly cheery town music, and to a lesser extent the calmer remix used in shops, from King's Quest V has this effect on them.
    Diabetus: Kuroinokaze recorded this just for us... to kill us!
    • LP Mario 64... very slowly have them worried for the computer the LP was played on due to the fact that it sounded like it was just roaring to keep up with the emulator.
    • The most prevalent being "Meet N' Fuck Kingdom", which managed to show up in the list for three RP subjects (Hug Me To The Skies, Arrival In Hell II and Metroid Elements). ChipCheezum announced he's doing a Let's Play of it here. Though he could be joking...
      • Slowbeef beats him to it.
  • Hiccup Hijinks: Diabetus gets the hiccups around the second half of the Dark Seed Wrongpurae. Some YouTube comments were all too eager to share their remedies, such as ingesting a spoonful of peanut butter. Of course, slowbeef lampshades it a few times.
  • Hidden Depths: When slowbeef and Diabetus attended The Runaway Guys' panel at PAX 2012, which was a video game "game show" hosted by ProtonJon, the capture software kept crashing in full view to the audience, causing a lot of awkwardness on Jon's part. Of course, slowbeef recorded it all on camera and MSTed the entire debacle with Diabetus for all to see on YouTube. However, despite such, slowbeef adds at the very end of the video that he felt sorry for him as he considers Jon to be one of the nicest LPers he knows and told him he felt the panel to be a success despite the technical difficulties, and that later panels have improved considerably.
    • Also worth noting is that, even though they have made jokes about people with Autism in a handful of Wrongpuraes (usually in regards to protagonists in adventure games), they were expressly uncomfortable when they heard that QueenieZ, a person they riffed on, had the disorder. They even sent her an apology.
    • Proteus has demonstrated acts beyond his apparent jerkassitude. One notable example is in his return in "Lavos, You Can Go Ahead and Get Started". One YouTube comment expressed his disdain for Proteus, to which Proteus himself commented back to everyone to not flame the guy for expressing his opinion.
  • Hilariously Abusive Childhood: They theorize SergmanX has an abusive father who forces him to make Let's Plays. They also have similar theories about BillyMC.
  • Hurricane of Puns: Slowbeef and Diabetus come up with alternate titles for the abysmal Western-themed Amiga CDTV game The Town With No Name after watching its longplay, which include examples such as Town With No Game, 3:10 to You Made This Piece of Shit, El Terriblo, The Bad, the Bad and the Bad, Broke Game Mountain, A Fistful of Dollars: The Budget for This Game, and ultimately, True Shit.
    • The game Apocalypse, starring Bruce Willis, was subject to a few dozen bad Puns based on Bruce's movie titles. They finally ran out at about 18 minutes, and just start with random names of movies and TV shows. For the entire rest of the video.
  • Hypocrite: Watch slowbeef's LP of Metroid Prime 2: Echoes and count how often he does things that he complains about the most as a part of Retsupurae. He at least seemed to be aware of it after he made the LP.
    • In Space Adventure Cobra, the main character's internal monologue calls Crystal Boy a chicken-shit due to his apparent tendency to shoot when your back is turned. Immediately after this text appears, the longplayer selects "Flee" from the dialogue tree, prompting Slowbeef to ask who the chicken-shit was here.
    • slowbeef, during the retsufrash period, repeatedly mocks Newgrounds as a site for degenerates with a penchant for scatalogical humor. But he has no problem buying The Binding of Isaac, a game created by Newgrounds users, which even displays the Newgrounds logo in the intro. Not to mention the content of the game itself.
    • During OMF Gcata's I Wanna be the Guy: Gaiden LP, cata wonders why the player character instantly dies when he touches the water. slowbeef then mocks him for believing that video games should mirror real life. This despite the fact that slowbeef himself often nitpicks at common video game mechanics. (Diaries with only one entry, gaining ammunition from corpses, predetermined pathing, etc.)
  • Hypocritical Humor: Hard to tell if it's intentional or if this just slipped slowbeef's mind, but in the DeceasedCrab video, one of slowbeef's criticisms is that he "can't f-ing believe [DeceasedCrab] let's played the same game twice". Slowbeef let's played Snatcher twice (albeit in different mediums).
    • At the end of a Pokemon retsupurae, after slowbeef complains about how the LPer is just spewing nonsense and memes, Diabetus does the usual "Dead to Rights" ending which has become a meme in their own fanbase. Slowbeef immediately points out the hypocrisy of this, then says it himself.
  • Hypno Pendulum: Referenced at the start of episode 10 of Ambition:
    Courtroom official: She was seen leaving around 9:30pm.
    (A giant pocketwatch swings back and forth)
    ...
    slowbeef: I feel like I've been hypnotized watching this.
    (the watch disappears)
    Diabetus: "You want to play better game" - oh.
  • I Need a Freaking Drink: From the end of the second part of "That's so Kaizo":
    Diabetus: I need more alcohol.
    slowbeef: We all do.
    • In "Pinball Wizards' Growing Pains," Diabetus has to do commentary alone for a brief period during which Slowbeef gets up to make a drink.
    • In "Adults React to PewDiePie," one of the viewers says nothing and instead pours a drink and face palms.
  • I Need to Go Iron My Dog: At the end of "Mario, Party of One?", when talking about nice comments they should leave Joshey164, this exchange happens:
    Diabetus: "Please invite me to your next party."
    slowbeef: Don't go that far, I'm not coming.
    Diabetus: No, no, I got a thing actually. During his next party I have a... I'm busy.
    slowbeef: I've got a really cool Wario Party to go to.
  • Informed Attractiveness: The titular character in The Lusty Barfly is clearly meant to be sultry and seductive, but it doesn't work out.
  • Insane Troll Logic: This is not a joke, and it's not a test. I put you in this shack to test you.
  • Insult to Rocks: In Let's be horrified:
    Slowbeef: Did he name himself "Man"? Maybe it's like an unfrozen caveman doing the commentary.
    Diabetus: No, that's insulting cavemans everywhere.
    • In Eternal Darkness Part 1:
      Dave_o: "She is dumber than a cat."
      Diabetus: "That's an insult to cats everywhere."
      Slowbeef: "Yeah, dude, what do you have against cats?"
    • In the "True Shit" Wrongpurae, when Diabetus comes up with the alternate title "BillyMC the Kid" for the "game", Slowbeef immediately goes into Sincerity Mode and claims that Billy (or anyone else for that matter) could have made a better game.
      • He has a similar comment after mentioning someone calling Mike Dawson a "grown up Billy MC".
    • During the Metroid Beginings [sic] retsufrash, slowbeef says he can't make a "better than Other M" joke, because that's an insult to Other M. Keep in mind his scathing wrongpurae of Other M, and you'll get an idea of just how bad Beginings is.
  • Ironic Echo: One of the many ways the duo riffs on the LPer.
    Quadraxis14: Curse this hack!
    slowbeef: Curse this video!
    Diabetus: Curse you for existing.
    Quadraxis14: This hack is a hack... of hacks.
    slowbeef: YOU'RE a hack!
    Diabetus: I wanna hack my eyes out.
  • It's Personal: One reason for the Resupurae of the Policenauts review was that it was apparently posted on a thread regarding slowbeef's translation hack which he was still working on at the time, even worse was that it was apparently full of spoilers in the gameplay shown such as solutions to puzzles during the video these moments are blacked out by slowbeef.
  • It Is Pronounced Tro-PAY: Slowbeef deliberately pronounces "Mario" as "Mary-O" - to the point of actually correcting himself after using the proper pronunciation. Then again...
    Jason White: A See-ko Chronograph diving watch. They come expensive those watches.
    slowbeef: I think that's Say-ko, chief.
    • In Super Bummerman 2, musclebomber2021 pronounces 'throw' as 'fow', 'bomb' as 'bum', 'enemy' as 'amy', and numerous others. The Retsupurae duo have a field day with him.
    Slowbeef: Fow his bums? At his amies?!
    • Slowbeef catches himself on almost mispronouncing H. R. Giger's name ("gee-ger") as 'geiger' in the Dark Seed Wrongpurae, which Diabetus is quick to comment on:
    Diabetus: I've checked his volume of work, his Giger counter...
    • He does so a few more times in the DarkSeed II Wrongpurae, though he again corrects himself every time, this time without any jokes from Diabetus. He also refers to Mario a few times throughout it, sometimes as "Mary-O" and sometimes normally.
    • The Eternal Darkness RP, Queenie Z pronounces the subtitle "Sanity's Re-KWEE-um, placing heavy emphasis on the second syllable.
    • slowbeef pronounces horrible with a long "A" sound at the beginning, making it sound more like "har-ible".
    • slowbeef pronounced "ketchup" as "catch up" in Slowbeef's House of Horror: Recipe of Death. Lampshaded as well, as when he says ketchup for the first time, a caption pops up reading:
      (I swear, if you jerks start shit over how I say "ketchup"...)
  • Jabba Table Manners: BigMastadon's self-imposed challenge to eat 40 pizza rolls.
    • Squick: Retsupurae's (and the viewer's) reaction to the video.
      Slowbeef: This is like a snuff film, somehow! Look at the camera angle! It's like you're in his lap! And he's eating the pizza rolls off you!
      Proteus: You're balanced on his PENIS... that he hasn't seen in YEARS...
  • Jerkass: Proteus often plays this up in his commentaries so it can be Played for Laughs, usually in the form of Brutal Honesty and getting into fights with slowbeef.
  • Jerkass Ball: A handful of their commentaries (mostly their early ones) actually get personal and insult the people that made the Let's Plays they're riffing on. This has pretty much gone away, but it noticeably came for the episode on Doug Walker.
  • Jerk Jock: They accuse Musclebomber of being one.
  • Jitter Cam: "Skyrim's Enigma Mod" has this effect, caused by the player using YouTube's camera stabilization feature on gameplay footage recorded from Fraps. It leaves slowbeef absolutely stunned and demanding an explanation, and draws comparisons to The Office.
  • Jump Scare: Abused in the Arise series.
    Diabetus: Huh?
    Slowbeef: I dunno, I think that was scary. I was only half paying attention.
    • And of course...
  • Lame Comeback: When a Newgrounds user left a harsh review on Pursuit, Godlimations called him a 'poo poo head'. Slowbeef and Proteus don't address it, because, really, what needs to be said?
  • LARP: The duo riff on one of Sword Of Vermilion and they weren't comfortable to say the least.
  • Leave the Camera Running: One of their biggest Berserk Buttons.
  • Let's Mock the Monsters: In any Retsufrash of a "horror" game, most notably in the Arise series. "John McCain! Why?!"
  • Let Us Never Speak of This Again: In "Diablo IV," once the duo finishes viewing the first episode of the American Darkstalkers cartoon:
    Diabetus: Let's just never speak about this again.
    • Slowbeef closes out the end of the "Poorkour" series with this.
  • Lost Forever: "Porkemon", a video of them making fun of a furry that got an account temporarily banned, but was considered Worth It by those who watched it.
    • The events of their livestream test late in March 2010 were never recorded since Slowbeef either forgot or didn't bother to have them archived. Thankfully, a YouTube user by the name of dainegai saved the livestream retsupuraes on his channel.
    • The RP of UltraJMan may not be completely lost, but is at least hard to find.
    • A recent RP of the two riffing on a video of the Battle Subway in Pokémon Black and White was up for only a few hours before suddenly disappearing, with posts referencing it gone due to the original LPer kindly requesting all traces of the riff removed in order to not harm his community. As there's no mirror upload of it as of now, you had to be lucky to catch it while it was up.
  • Loads and Loads of Loading: thehof's LP of Half-Life: Blue Shift consists of nothing but this and blindingly bright graphics, probably due to the fact that he's playing this on the never officially released (i.e. hacked) Dreamcast version.
  • Long Title: "Note: The Spread Gun Should Not Spread Your Video to Half an Hour"
  • Ludicrous Precision: The creepypastas treat measurements of time this way, writing things like "This continued for 25 seconds" or "I sat there for maybe 25 seconds, horrified by what had just happened." Even funnier, the times themselves are often implausible, like spending 10 minutes running Mario down a featureless corridor.
  • Manipulative Editing: In their Retsupurae of Dark Seed 2, Slowbeef edits out the main character finally winning at the ring toss carnival game, replacing it with a clip of one of his earlier failures. He claimed Mike Dawson would never win under their watch.
  • Mathematician's Answer: In the Dark Seed II Wrongpurae:
    Diabetus: Are you the Retsupurae'er who tells the truth or the Retsupurae'er who lies?
    slowbeef: Yes.
    Diabetus: ...Nooo!
  • Meaningful Name: Slowbeef's opinion of "BigMastodon" in this video.
    • In case you weren't sure, Diabetus is actually diabetic.
  • Meanwhile, Back at the...: slowbeef is fond of parodying this trope when MS Ting video games with silly or nonsensical plots. In fact, he mentions in "Resident Seavil 2" that several comments on the previous installment actually complained that he was using the joke too much. He then attempts not to say it throughout the rest of the video, only to grow increasingly frustrated with himself as he repeatedly does so without meaning to.
  • Memetic Badass: In a parody of such, JacobMC, the fictional brother of Billy MC is said by Slowbeef and Diabetus to not only have a Harvard degree, but is also able to finish Ninja Gaiden Black with his eyes closed AND actually register his hypercam. invoked
    • Rock Knight from the RP of Cobra's Space Adventures, who barely shows up in the game at all, but is the Batman of the game universe in terms of skill according to Slowbeef and Diabetus. invoked
  • Mondegreen: A few non-musical examples from the Rise of the Dragon RP:
    Chang Li: It is also known by my humble self, and others, that you are investigating this affair.
    Blade Hunter: What others?...
    Diabetus: "Whatevers"? ...Did he just say "whatevers"??
    [...]
    Blade Hunter: ...It seems he gave her some bad juice.
    Diabetus: Some bad Jews?
    Blade Hunter: ...It's bad with a capital 'B'.
    slowbeef: I think "juice"... Wait—"bad with a captial 'V'?"
    Diabetus: No, no, I think the game's just really racist.
    • They themselves have one of these moments, when they mishear Electrical Beast's introduction as "The Giant of Let's Plays" rather than "The Jolteon of Let's Plays."
    • Two instances occur in Let's Rock Out!:
    LPer: I can do this!
    Diabetus: You're Buddhist? I don't see how that's relevant.
    ...
    LPer: This part is kinda easy for me.
    Diabetus: This part is Chinese for you? Muse isn't that hard to understand.
    HarmfulGravemind: Now comes... Wendy Koopa!
    Diabetus: Friendly Koopa?
    slowbeef: (imitating the LPer's accent) Friendly Koopa!
    Diabetus: That's a misnomer, sir.
    • In A Public Service Announcement For Let's Players, one of the lines Slowbeef says, "Second he was going to towel himself- Please Stop Lets Playing I Wanna Be The Guy." The word "towel" is frequently misheard, misread and miswritten as "tell" thanks to some unfortunate comedic timing of the situation. He's actually reading the first chapter of American Gods, at the point where Shadow considers taking a bath and toweling himself off.
  • Morality Chain: BillyMC quickly becomes this to the notoriously vitriolic Proteus, who describes him as his "one soft spot."
    Proteus: Somebody's gotta care about Billy, why not me.
  • Morton's Fork:
    Dr. Pokeymans: I've got two options...
    slowbeef: I hope they're both "Kill Yourself".
  • Motor Mouth: Aside from Memetic Badass Cornshaq, Slowbeef himself becomes one during his playthrough of the timed Arise 3, much to the confusion of Diabetus — and the viewers — since he had exactly 10 minutes to cure a letal virus.
    • Proteus4994 also did his version of this in a response to the Cornshaq video.
    • Also BillyMc at one point in this video:
    BillyMc: Yeah, sometimespinballisalittlebitoflucktoobutyoucanusealittlebitofstrategytoosometimesyoucantryifyoumisstheball...
    slowbeef: "Alotofstrategynounsnounsnouns!"
    Diabetus: "EVERYTHING!"
    • slowbeef does it again in "Let's Pl-.............aypokemonwithnoaudio," where his narration has to race to cover the dialogue before it vanishes from the screen — and often fails. For bonus points, he sometimes has to pause mid-sentence due to the video lagging.
  • Ms. Fanservice: Brittany Cole in the Crime Wave Wrongpurae. The blatant fanservice is repeatedly mocked by the duo, who interpret it as a sleazy porn flick going on throughout the game.

    N - S 
  • Naked People Are Funny: This is why the commentary on "Kane and Lynch's Spring Break" is derailed from riffing on the LPer to riffing on the game.
  • Name and Name: "Basic Problem Solving with Tinkidink and The Lime Popsicle"
  • Nazi Gold: Slowbeef speculates that this is how NAVGTR's company was funded.
    Diabetus: How did this guy get business?
    slowbeef: I don't believe that he could have!
  • Never Live It Down: An early scene in Space Adventure Cobra gives the player the option to look at the female lead's feet. Retsupurae's In-Universe characterization of Cobra immediately became that of an obsessive foot fetishist who may or may not actually care what the feet are connected to. Of course, it didn't help that Cobra described them as "A work of art".
    • The duo is certainly not letting ProtonJon forget that he was tricked into doing an LP of a Super Mario World romhack because he heard that the maker was dying of Leukemia (which he faked). Every video that he's commentated in features this as a punchline towards the end of the video, with two of said videos being nothing but the punchline.
  • Nightmare Face: Generally averted in the Lechuza RP, which the pair summed up as essentially being Arise without the pop-scare JPGs. But ironically, the title screen may unintentionally startle some viewers (Like it did to Diabetus. Twice.) as it depicts the protagonist of the game wearing a wide-eyed expression, pouting fish-lips, covered with dirt and wearing slovenly clothes.
  • Nonindicative Name: From Gebet Kriege!:
    Slowbeef: OK, so he called it "Let's Play" but he's not really talking. He called it Worms but it's not Worms. So "Part 1" is maybe the only truthful part of this except there's no "Part 2" yet and I guess judging by that, there never will be!
  • No Indoor Voice: Shmorky, another one of their fellow goons who has guested on some early RPs.
  • Noir Episode: Fittingly, the L.A. Noire riff.
  • Noodle Incident: In The Unfair Retsupurae, Diabetus mentions taking a "violent shit" that somehow resulted in several deaths but was still less loud than the player's reactions to the game.
  • "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: The YouTube annotations appearing in "Adults React to PewDiePie" while Diabetus reads a list of PewDiePie video titles.
  • Not Safe for Work: Discussed in the "Meet 'N' Fuck Kingdom" retsufrash:
    slowbeef: It's all censored, so you can watch this at work...although, I would not recommend doing so.
    Diabetus: Are you sure about that? "Johnson, what are you doing over there? Oh, that looks fine."
    slowbeef: I'm watching Meet 'N' *erp* Kingdom!
  • Not So Stoic: Diabetus is known for being one of the calmest of slowbeef's co-commentators. When he breaks, something has gone very wrong. For example, in the Darkseed II Wrongpurae, when the longplayer traverses through a boring mirror maze for the umpteenth time and then edits it so Mike actually goes backwards through part of it:
    Diabetus: Wait, was there editing there?
    slowbeef: Yes.
    Diabetus: ...Editing what?! More mirror maze? "Wow, I got through that a little too quickly that time."
  • Obvious Beta: Metroid Beginings [sic] stuns the duo with how outrageously buggy it is, which provides much of the video's humor.
  • Oo C Is Serious Business:
    • Dave_O, far and away the calmest of the commentators, actually getting angry during QueenieZ's videos.
    • Diabetus, normally one of the more stoic commentators, collapsing into laughter alongside slowbeef when something especially ridiculous has happened.
  • Oedipus Complex: Slowbeef and Diabetus point this out during their "A Son's Revenge" Retsufrash.
    slowbeef: Holy shit, Freud would have a goddamn field day with this.
    slowbeef: Oedipus would be like, "This kid is fucking creepy!"
  • Oh Crap: During the RP The Marios, this is the trio's general reaction when the creator of the bad LP in question, LuwiigiMaster, disses Retsupurae during his LP. Diabetus later comments that he should pre-screen LPs before bringing the gang over to riff them. If one reads the comments, the guy apparently was trying to purposely make a So Bad, It's Good video just to get RPed.
    • Made even more hilarious due to their depiction of said LPer as part of The Mafia.
  • Older Than They Sound: Noted in ZoopSoul's LP of Mega Man 9, Diabetus asked if this guy is older than 14 only for Proteus to tell him, "He's like 35".
  • Once per Episode: If doing a Gaming In The Clinton Years Retsupurae, Diabetus starts with a Double Entendre related to the game George Wood is reviewing in his best Bill Clinton impersonation. It gets to the point where Slowbeef is completely astounded by how many Clinton jokes he can come up with, considering the subject matter:
    "Are you ready to contend with what's in my pants?"
    "After I play Buster Brothers I'm gonna bust a nut!"
    "I'll show you why they call me Big Dong Donkey Kong."
    "Look in my pants and I'll show you why they call it the Playstation."
    "When you hit my playlist you'll always wanna select repeat, baby."
    • Also, starting with the Wrongpurae of Last Alert (and intially meant as a one-off reference to their LP of Dead To Rights: Retribution where they did the same thing), every episode now ends with them both saying "Dead to Rights."
  • Original Character: JacobMC, BillyMC's snooty older brother. He graduated from Harvard and can beat Ninja Gaiden Black with his eyes closed. He also registered Hypercam 2.
    • There's also his cajun brother, BayouBillyMC, and the "Hollywood Squares" episode introduced his sister, LaurenMC.
    • In the Space Adventure Cobra videos, they speculate on the existence of other music genre/medieval title combo characters in the vein of Rock Knight, such as Rap Duke and Country Squire.
  • Our Hero Is Dead: Jokingly.
    slowbeef: And that's the end of Cobra...
    Diabetus: All right.
    slowbeef: ...Episode 5.
    Diabetus: Shorter let's play than usual but glad the good guys won this time.
  • Overdrawn at the Blood Bank: Abused in many of the creepypastas featured on Crappy Pasta. To date, Sonic.exe, Ihsoy, Blood Whistle, The Yellow Devil (which takes it to a ludicrous extreme with robots that bleed), the Cooking Mama story, and I HATE YOU all feature ludicrous amounts of blood.
  • Overly-Long Gag: The beginning of Pursuit, where slowbeef and Proteus get stuck in Dialla's apartment for several minutes.
    • Diabetus drawing out an "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." during a particularly long stretch of nothingness in their Darkseed II wrongpurae.
  • Overused Running Gag: Towards the end of Resident Seavil, Slowbeef is annoyed at their running gag of staying quiet for the elevator sequence.
  • Perverse Sexual Lust: In So there's that, MageKnight404 reveals that he has one for Linoan. The duo react the way you'd expect.
  • Pet the Dog: Their interactions with BillyMC.
    • After RPing Joshie164, slowbeef encouraged his fans to give the original video several likes as it only had one dislike. Three days after the RP, the original video had 1,940 likes, and many very enthusiastic comments.
    • When one of Joshie's friends complained about RP mocking him, the commenters started asking him why he wasn't playing with Joshie. He said they all had lives.
      lotrdude13: Too busy to hang out with your best friend? You're not very good friends.
  • Poe's Law: The guys have a little trouble with this sometimes. For instance, in The Marios they mistake a troll for an actual moron. They decide to start pre-screening videos beforehand after realizing they'd been fooled. In Amnesia: The Dork's Descent, Diabetus and Slowbeef argue about whether or not the LPer's hysterical terror is staged - Diabetus is positive that it is, while Slowbeef merely hopes so. The fact that the LPer in question, Jenomorph, favorited the video just hours after it was uploaded may support that theory.
    • They also occasionally have trouble accepting that Gaming In The Clinton Years was a "legitimate" video game show, as opposed to a very elaborate parody.
  • Police Code for Everything: From their riff on Lodge Massacre, the Sequel Hook at the end features police sirens playing in the background. Diabetus imitates a cop, saying "We got a 10-53, someone's making a sequel to a bad flash game, over."
    Slowbeef: "Deadly force authorized."
  • Power Trio: Slowbeef, Diabetus and Proteus, most commonly.
    • Slowbeef, Diabetus and Dave_O is also quite common.
    • Slowbeef also once suggests a team-up of Ridley, Jollo, and Rock Knight.
  • Pre-Mortem One-Liner: Several really bad ones delivered by the killer in the Psycho Killer riff.
    Morgan James: ...Hang up... forever.
    slowbeef: ...Seriously? Shut the fuck up.
  • Private Eye Monologue: Diabetus does this in a LA Noire Retsupurae
  • Purple Prose: Several of the creepypastas they've riffed abuse this. The most notable example is Blood Whistle, which starts out being written normally, then takes this trope to an absurd degree once the author finds the titular whistle.
  • Quintessential British Gentleman: Their take on Electrical Beast whose accent is so exaggerated it seems fake.
    • "Even British people are saying 'I can't believe how British this guy sounds.'"
      • Their ElectricalBeast retsupuraes have even created all-new English stereotypes between the group: Specifically, the English can now travel through toime and telepor'.
  • Railing Kill: Double Subverted. Diabetus remarks that Crime Patrol didn't have one of these, only for one to happen a second later.
  • Spinoff Babies: The Sir Basil Pike Public School wrongpurae videos have the title "Ambition Babies".
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Slowbeef gives one of these to Quadraxis14 in the SNES9X retsupurae. Here is the speech without the Verbal Tic:
    "Shut up! There are no viewers. No one watched this to the end except me. It is a seriously horrible video, Quadraxis14. There is no skill in replaying the same thing over and reloading save states over and over again. A monkey could do this. A kid can do this. It doesn't matter I don't know what the point of the video is. I don't know know why you're doing it. It will not make you popular in school. It will not get you girls or anything. It's a waste of time. I'm sorry. I'm taking away from 'On Liberty.'"
  • Recursive Acronym: In Let's Play Resident Evil 5: The Demo!, the video is done by a group called E.P.I.C., which stands for Epic Pwnage In Color.
    Diabetus: What does E.P.I.C. stand for again?
    Proteus: Epic... something, something, something.
    slowbeef: It's a recursive acronym.
  • Reference Overdosed: The guys try to take this trope to the absolute limit in their RP of Apocalypse dropping Bruce Willis movie references (since he starred in the game) for around 20 minutes until they give up and start referencing pretty much anything from pop culture by that point.
  • Rescue Sex: At the end of Ninja Hayate, after saving the princess, Diabetus tells it as it is.
    Princess: My hero!
    Diabetus: "I'm gonna get laid, hyuh!"
  • Revenge Fic: The duo theorize that Mike Dawson must have done something to get Cyberdreams mad at him, considering Darkseed II portrays him as the most obnoxious man alive who even the characters in the game can't stand.
  • Romantic Comedy: Slowbeef theorizes, at the end of Super Bummerman 2, why musclebomber keeps saying "amy" instead of "enemy".
    slowbeef: Amy must be like this bookworm chick who's into Let's Play, so he's trying to get his nerdy friends to help him do one, so he chose Super Bummerman!
    Diabetus: That sounds like the makings of the perfect teenage romantic comedy.
  • Rule 34: Alluded to in "LP Noire":
    Diabetus: ...and just like searching My Little Pony on deviantART, I had to prepare for the worst. Why did I do that, anyway?
  • Running Gag: When making fun of adventure games, announcing an abrupt end to character interaction with variations of "Okay, bye!"
    • When a character opens their mouth ridiculously wide, Diabetus starts holding a note as if he were an opera star.
    • The Ridley voice, which becomes the voice of almost any reptilian enemy.
    • Diabetus often lampshades the seeming inability of video game characters to speak at a distance. Even when they're standing only a few feet from each other.
      King Graham addressing some thugs: Gentlemen, please excuse me, I didn't mean to interrupt you.
      One thug, standing across a counter two feet from Graham, walks around the counter to Graham.
      Diabetus: [...] I will come over here and we will resume this conversation.
      Thug: Da inn's full! Ain't got no more rooms.
      Diabetus: ...I had to come over here to tell you that.
    • Diabetus's mentioning of different themes of music (eg. the "return the book to the library theme" in Dark Seed), usually during games that were lucky to have a dozen songs.
    • Slowbeef's using a Mentok-esque "bweeeeee-oop" during teleportation of rapid camera movement.
    • The duo tends to have a Moment of Silence during Deep Fear's elevator screens. Slowbeef progressively gets irritated by this, even stating that he's getting sick of having to keep the joke up.
    • Around the time when they started Retsutalk is when "I have no X, and I must Y" became one of these. It eventually lead to their pseudo-wrongpurae of the game in question.
    • Referring to "the Youtube Emperor" to whom they can supposedly report bad LPs. Sometimes identified with DeceasedCrab.
    • In the Negotiator/Ambition serious, Slowbeef is repeatedly surprised that the flash games had an executive producer.
    • After drawn out opening credits scene, Diabetus often pretends as if they were the closing credits only for Slowbeef to tell them the game hasn't started yet.
    • Diabetus frequently uses a whiny "Unh!" grunt whenever a character punches or throws something.
    • During the Mortal Kombat Mythologies Wrongpurae, Diabetus would occasionally say "Sub-Zero X!"
    • Blood, from the Crappy Pasta videos.
  • Ruthless Modern Pirates: In this vid. According to slowbeef: "He's like the only pirate you would never ever wanna be in your life."
    • "Shiver me timbers, alriiiiight, hawhawhawww!"
  • Sanity Slippage: The Nostalgia Critic Retsupurae. Listening to the shift in commentary from making fun of the video to outright insulting the guy who made it, it's obvious they're suffering.
    • Some videos incite giggling fits in the commentors at points later in the video. Earnest Evans is the greatest example of this, since the game simply becomes exponentially more ridiculous as time goes on.
    • King's Quest VII goes from boring them to death to causing them to prattle insanely in impersonations of Joker and Bane.
  • Sarcasm Failure: "I am sure that someone wants me to come up with something witty to say to this guy, but he is just faaaaat."
    Diabetus: I.... I'm sorry this is ridiculous.
    Diabetus: This just presents a slew of pun opportunities! I don't know where to start! So I won't.
  • Scenery Porn: In SnakemanMN Wants to Be the Guy, Slowbeef and Dave_O begin to marvel at the amazing detail of the background of I Want to Be the Guy when SnakemanMN pauses the game for two minutes to answer his phone.
    Dave_O: You see there's purple bricks; but then there's also... hold on a second... grey ones.
    slowbeef: Woah, you're right! I would never have noticed that if he hadn't paused the game for a full minute to pick up the phone.
  • Scotireland: Diabetus and Slowbeef have no idea whether the LPer in this video is Scottish or Irish, so they split the difference.
    Diabetus: Y'know, he's probably from New Jersey.
  • Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: Diabetus does this to an extent in part 4 of the "I have no mouth and I must scream" wrongpurae. He is implied to have turned away from the screen during the elevator sequence.
    • They get about halfway through Plumbers Dont Wear Ties before giving up. When asked, Diabetus later said that the game got so nonsensical that they couldn't make it funny.
  • Sdrawkcab Name: Abused to hilarious effect in Ihsoy, especially with Hceap Ssecnirp.
  • Self-Deprecation: In their RP of Policenauts, Diabetus comments that the only thing sadder than reviewing the game would be hacking it. Slowbeef, who was working on a translation patch for the game at the time, commented "I'll sa—fuck you."
    slowbeef: Look, I know you're from the south, and you don't understand how evolution works, but still...
    Proteus: He's from the South, so he understands having sex with animals, but these aren't real animals.
    Diabetus: I'm from the South, and evolution is what happens when Pokemon evolve into the Bible, right?
    • Near the end of the Nocturnal Letters Retsuflash, Diabetus comes to the conclusion that the titular game was made in the South due to its terrible graphics and Brother-Sister Incest subplot.
    • Proteus also mocked Slowbeef for basically being responsible for most of these:
    Proteus: This is all your fault, Slowbeef.
  • Separate Scene Storytelling: Slowbeef and Diabetus play with this trope by acting as if the video game narrator for King's Quest V is really reading a book to his grandson. The "grandson," who the duo names Billy, then proceeds to ask questions to his grandfather about the oddness of the story.
  • Shaggy Dog Story: In the Cobra wrongpurae, slowbeef and Diabetus sit through seven hours of the titular character's space adventures, only for it to end with a hurried sequence of events that the pair summarize thusly:
    slowbeef: "Your two sisters died for a weapon I just shot...!"
    Diabetus: "Well, that was all pretty pointless, wasn't it?"
  • Shout-Out: Quite a few, including No Hope, which quickly turned into our boys systematically running through every single line from Star Wars that had been subject to Memetic Mutation.
  • Sincerity Mode: The pair chose to apologize to Rijno, Billy MC, and even Chris Bores upon watching The Nostalgia Critic's attempt a Let's Play. They repeatedly said that they weren't kidding.
    slowbeef: This is the September 11th of Let's Play.
    • Later on his Formspring account, slowbeef actually said he owed Doug Walker an apology after watching PewDiePie.
    • Later on, he claimed Tobuscus was even worse than PewDiePie; in the Retsutalk after "Adults React To PewDiePie" he apologized and retracted the statement (though he maintains the opinion that Tobuscus is almost as bad).
    • In this Formspring post, slowbeef offered an apology to QueenieZ upon hearing that she apparently still receives hate mail and death threats over her Eternal Darkness LP.
    • A bit more than halfway through "Local Paperboy Calls It Quits!," Diabetus briefly interrupts the riff in order to alleviate Billy's concerns that some of his retsupurae-based viewers don't actually like him:
    Diabetus: No one dislikes you, Billy! Like, seriously, unironically, I'm saying that: No one dislikes you.
    slowbeef: ...It's possible that someone dislikes him—
    Diabetus: No it's not! No, it's not.
    • During the Retsufrash of Exmortis, after going through another incredibly long journal, they suggest that the creator write novels or short stories.
    • Despite finding Harvester to be terrible, they admitted that the simulation being representative of violent video games was interesting social commentary.
  • Shooting Superman: Brought up in Space Adventure Cobra, when Cobra fights a man made of nigh-indestructible glass.
    slowbeef: They're having a fist fight? He's made of fuckin' crystal!
  • Sound Effect Bleep: Abused horribly (or possibly hilariously) in Raven Rage's Let's Play of Super Mario Brothers 3. The effects used to haphazardly censor his profanity included an obnoxiously loud bleep, an obnoxiously loud siren, farting and belching noises, and shattering glass. This was riffed on mercilessly in the commentary:
    slowbeef: You guys got somethin' other than glass breakin' and fartin'? ...Think I got a siren.
    Proteus: I don't know, let me see what I can get on freesoundeffects.com.
    Diabetus: I'm gonna behead a chicken, you got one of them Yak Bak machines?
    • "Test Your Mig--oh it's over" features a random, TV-style bleep in the middle of the source video. The duo makes fun of this both when it happens and in the post commentary.
  • Soundtrack Dissonance: Space Adventure Cobra doesn't have that many music tracks, resulting in some wildly inappropriate music at times. Of course slowbeef points this out at every opportunity
    Diabetus: "This music doesn't fit with what's going on at all!!"
    • The sudden metal music at the end of "Mario Dies at the End" catches them both off guard and brings Slowbeef to hysterics.
  • So Unfunny It's Funny: In Let's Play IMDB, they tell so many bad puns that it becomes so unfunny, that it's funny.
    slowbeef: "Would anyone find this [video] funny besides us?"
    Diabetus: I think they tuned out a long time ago.
  • SpaceX: In Retsupurae 3000, everything is Cyber-X...because it's The Future.
  • Spin-Off: Webcam Ward, a video series on Something Awful with Slowbeef and Khad (Diabetus took Khad's place from When Fur is Rubbed the Wrong Way on) commentating on various other Youtube videos.
  • Spoiler Opening: PTSD: Pokemon Traumatic Stress Disorder is an RP of a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers LP that consists of a failed attempt to get through a dungeon, preceded by a minute and a half of anime music playing over clips that spoil every plot twist in the game after that point.
  • Stalker with a Crush: This picture sums their opinion up
  • Stealth Pun: In this vid, Diabetus suggests that instead of hanging out with Solar Man and getting blazed, he and Slowbeef should simply chill, man. Just chill, man. Chill Man is the Robot Master weak to Solar Blaze in Mega Man 10.
    • Another, less subtle one shows up in the "Let's Rock Out" video with Diabetus commenting "I wonder how long he had to Muse over the song choice before he felt ready." The LP was of Knights of Cydonia, a song by the band.
  • Suspiciously Specific Denial: The "Meet 'N' Fuck Kingdom" video has all the sex scenes censored out, with the player adding in text lying about what the character was doing.
    Narration: "And then they drank tea. They certainly didn't engage in six incredibly frustrating, boring, and shameful sexual mini-games that were so needlessly complex, these three girls are essentially the final bosses of Meet n' Fuck Kingdom. Nope."

    T - Z 
  • Take a Third Option: Demonstrated in this exchange
    slowbeef:: "Maybe he was playing Chrono Trigger and doesn't realize when one game ends and the other begins?"
    Diabetus:: "Nah, I think he's just crazy."
    Beat
    slowbeef: "Can't it be both?"
  • Take Your Time: They repeatedly mock King's Quest V: Absence Makes The Heart Go Yonder! for this. "King Graham, the forgetful adventurer".
  • Tempting Fate: In their Gaming In The Clinton Years Xenogears Retsupurae:
    slowbeef: "Okay, this is Xenogears. So there's no fucking way you have a Bill Clinton joke."
    Diabetus: [In faux-Bill Clinton accent] "I'll show you something that's Weltall."
    [beat]
    slowbeef: [astounded] "Shit."
    Diabetus: "Sorry."
    • Also, in the Most Shameful Thing In The World Retsupurae:
      "With the amount of dignity lost, I don't see how this could possibly get any.." [Record Needle Scratch] "...worse?"
    • In Let's Point at Super Metroid: "I propose this video cannot get worse from this moment. Seriously." Somehow, it did.
    • In Mage Knight 404's Let's Play of Pokemon White
      Mage Knight: "So thanks for watching us play Pokemon White."
      Diabetus: "[In Fake Hilda Voice] Who are you talking to?"
      Mage Knight: "[In his Hilda Voice] Wait, who are you talking to?"
      Slowbeef: "Oh god."
      Diabetus: "Really?"
    • During the Escape RP:
      slowbeef: "Now to solve this puzzle tout suite. [places sink handle on faucet and turns it on] First we turn on the water..."
      Proteus: "This might be the least retarded solution for any puzzle in this game yet."
      slowbeef: "And we're going to stop up the water with the silver coin..."
      Proteus: "Never mind... spoke too soon..."
    • During the Arise 4 RF, slowbeef mentions the how easy it is to accidentally click off a window during the game's awful combat sections, while he's fighting one of the enemies. No points for guessing what he does almost immediately afterwards..
    • Invoked During "Adults React To PewDiePie":
      slowbeef: *Sigh* "Y'know, maybe I'm making to much of this, maybe it's not that bad. I'm sure it has some appeal and there's probably nothing that terrible in these videos I mean you know—"
      PewDiePie: "Look! He's raping her, he's raping her!"
      slowbeef: "I'm sorry, what was that?"
  • That Came Out Wrong: During the Space Adventure Cobra longplay:
    slowbeef: "They call me The Fister!...Oh, shit, wait, I didn't mean that."
  • The Tape Knew You Would Say That: Invoked. In Worst Retsupurae Ever, Slowbeef remarks on the laziness of the Pokemon animators, saying "They won't care, they already spent their 100 yen!" Later the guys are joking about Kabuto:
    Proteus: "What the fuck is a Kabuto? Isn't that that weird kind of Japanese theater where they get all- paint on their face and shit?"
    slowbeef: "It might as well be."
    Proteus: "I know somebody's going to leave a fuckin' comment, by the way, that goes, "no you're thinking of Kabuki", so shut up, fuck you, don't even do it."
    slowbeef: "It's the same person who's gonna go, 'You know, slowbeef, 100 yen's really not a lot of money.'"
    Proteus: "You know, I hope somebody actually put that fucking comment in before they watched the rest of the video."
    slowbeef: "They're gonna fuckin' delete it now, I know."
    Proteus: "You're gonna see like 27 comments have been deleted."
    • The "That's So Kaizo!" videos gave us this gem:
      slowbeef: "Now maybe I'll two-star this video instead...I know someone in the comments is gonna say the stupid thing—alright, fine, thumbs down, or whatever they do on YouTube."
      Diabetus: "Middle finger, actually."
    • Deliberately invoked in the Huzzah! video.
    • As the Wrongpurae of the Jurassic Park arcade game draws to a close, slowbeef realizes he's been referring to the Triceratops as a Stegosaurus for the entire game, and suspects everyone will leave comments to correct him. They did.
  • Thanksgiving Episode: "A Retsupurae Thanksgiving"
  • This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!: In the animation Refund, the character screams in a monotone "BITCH, GET THE FUCK OFF ME. DIE, BITCH, DIE. GO TO HELL, YOU LITTLE BITCH, DIE." Later in the video, it provoked the following discussion.
    slowbeef: "I— maybe it was, like, how to get a refund... Like, "Don't be afraid to take back your pumpkins."
    Diabetus: "This is an example of a defective product. Here's what you should do in this situation, bitch."
    • They also did it before that.
    slowbeef: "Why didn't he just put a text that said I WAS DISPLEASED and save some animation?"
    Diabetus: "MY SHOPPING EXPERIENCE WAS SUBPAR."
    slowbeef: "Bitch."
    Diabetus: "Die."
    • From the Zelda video: "I like to throw in curses every so often, bitch."
    • Abused by the LPer in slowbeef and @Voidburger's Mario Combat riff. Diabetus mentions that he and the "faggot"-spewing kid from "GOD HATES POOCHYENAS" would probably get along well.
  • Title Drop: In their Trapped Retsuflash:
    Narration: "Why do I feel so... trapped?"
    Proteus: "Oh, I see what you did there."
    slowbeef: "I can't believe that they actually did that."
    • Later, during the third game of the series they throw in forced title drops to all three games in the series—Trapped, Pursuit and Escape—in immediate succession.
    Dialla: "Why do I feel so... trapped?"
    slowbeef: "W-why do I feel so trapped?!"
    Proteus: "I feel trapped! Trapped in this pursuit—"
    both: "—and I have to escape!"
    • Strangely averted in the Satanorium Retsufrash, which causes slowbeef to repeatedly mispronounce it as "sanatorium."
  • Toilet Humor: A Running Gag in their Rise of the Dragon Wrongpurae involved the inexplicable fart noises the machines made. A door in the dark world of Dark Seed 2 had a similar sound effect that they commented on as well.
    • Their riff on Resident Seavil had a few fart jokes due to bubbles occasionally appearing behind John Mayor in underwater sections and a theory about air grenades. In part 3 of the wrongpurae, Slowbeef brings up an anecdote about someone in his office who is apparently such a Gass Hole it affects other people's productivity.
  • Troll: "The Marios", which they discover that the LP was intentionally made to be horrible. The total derailment of their commentary is hilarious.
    • There was another troll video RP at one point. It was an absolutely atrocious Super Mario Bros. 64 LP by "SuperCrazyHealthBar", but this time, when Slowbeef and Diabetus realized that he made it intentionally bad to be RP'd, they immediately privitized and cut all ties to it. It's a shame too, since it was a pretty good riffing. (Reuploaded here)
      • Mostly likely taken down because, while the aforementioned "The Marios" was cleverly done and entertaining to watch on its own, the Mario 64 LP went on for over thirty videos, all of which were nigh-impossible to watch due to the horrific screechy audio.
    slowbeef: It seems like it's a troll, except it went on for 33 videos. Like, he thought this was really funny.
    Diabetus: No one carries on a joke that long.
  • Troperiffic: How slowbeef and Diabetus describe Jimmy from Dark Seed II, very nearly right down to the name:
    Diabetus: I'm sure the guy who calls himself 'the local wiseguy' is, in fact, the local wiseguy.
    slowbeef: "By the way, I'm quote-unquote 'mobbed up'!"
    Diabetus: "I'm a bit of a 'loose cannon', they would say!"
    slowbeef: "If you've ever seen The Sopranos, maybe? I'm like the guy on DVD 2"
    Diabetus: "You'll find me all over TV Tropes!"
    • Upon watching the intro movie to Evil Zone, they deduce that the game will feature just about every anime trope possible. Their hypothesis turns out to be more or less accurate.
  • Too Dumb to Live: A Day in the Life of DarkSydePhil parodies Phil's inability to perform basic actions in games as well as his tendency to blame said games for his own incompetence by applying the same thing to real life actions such as starting up a car, unlocking an iPad or even eating pasta with a fork.
  • The Unfavorite: BillyMC whose older brother, JacobMC, is much more liked by his parents. To the point where Billy's Christmas present is two McDonald's French Fries that a hobo rubbed on his armpits. And the dog ate one. "You got JacobMC an Xbox 360!" "Well he's much better at Mario than you, and he's a Harvard graduate."
    • Conveniently enough, there is a jacobmc channel on Youtube which contains a few regular videos. Nevertheless, every comment section of his videos and profile is filled with avid BillyMC supporters yelling their abuse at the inactive Jacob.
  • Unfortunate Implications: In-Universe. They basically have a field day with Metroid: Other M's many, many sexist implications. They're also quite disturbed at the blatant Freudian symbolism.
  • Unfortunate Names: Diabetus' real name is apparently John Assfucker.
  • Unusual Euphemism: Alexander's "Magic Map" in King's Quest VI.
    Narrator: Alexander pulls out his "Magic Map".
    Diabetus: "Yeah, that's a euphemism if I've ever heard one."
    slowbeef: "Every time he says that, I'm expecting something horrible!"
  • Verbal Tic: Slowbeef during the second Kaizo Mario World Retsupurae and the 2nd I Wanna Be The Guy Retsupurae and Diabetus during the Battletoads Retsupurae. Here are the tics:
    I Wanna Be The Guy Retsupurae: Please Stop Let's Playing I Wanna Be The Guy
    Battletoads Retsupurae, with 007's shyer, nerdier brother.: Battletoads. Battletoads. BATTLETOADS. Battletoads.
    • Diabetus really likes to say "Battletoads", by the way - he does it several times completely unprompted during both his Battletoads LPs and his MST of the Battletoads pilot.
    • As mentioned above, slowbeef demonstrated in "Resident Seavil 2" that his habit of narrating illogical or abrupt story transitions with "Meanwhile, Back at the..." is more deep-seated than he realized when he unsuccessfully attempted to not say it throughout the whole video.
  • Viewers Are Morons: Justified in Nightmare House where the solution to a puzzle is blatantly told to you on a nearby note, due to it being another Moon Logic Puzzle. Which kind of defeats the purpose.
    slowbeef: "Now, seriously—you remade the game and you kept these shit puzzles in? Like, you had the whole opportunity!"
    General Ironicus: It would be really clever and keep people out if he didn't just tape the instructions to the wall right next to it.
    • Pointed out in the Cobra Wrongupurae when the game showed a flashback to something right after the game told Cobra what had happened
    Diabetus: You had to flash back to this? How stupid do you think we are!?
  • Violation of Common Sense: In Arrival in Hell, slowbeef and Diabetus have to kill a demon (with burning flesh) - by attacking it with a deodorant flamethrower.
    slowbeef: We use the matches with the deodorant to get a flamethrower, to kill the beast with the burning flesh!
  • Visual Pun: In "A Day in the Life of DarkSydePhil", one scene has Psychedelic Eyeball draw a dog with two floppy ears. As in floppy disks.
  • Wham Line: From "The Marios":
    Luwiigi Master: *laughter* "Oh my God, I'm sorry, people, it's just that I keep thinking about all these other Let's Players who, like, got made fun of by Retsupurae..."
    slowbeef: "Aww, shit!" *commentary proceeds to derail entirely*
    • And another from "So there's that":
    Raymond: "Linoan, I love you."
    • A few days earlier than "The Marios" comes this example from "Huzzah!":
    slowbeef: "So, I know we were gonna wait until the 9 minute mark, but, um... I-I thi-I think they've seen enough. Should we tell 'em?"
    Diabetus: "I... Yeah, I- I think; we can't keep this up any longer."
    slowbeef: "Yeah, uh, we actually haven't been watching any video. We're gonna splice this right over any one of DeceasedCrab's videos."
  • What the Hell, Hero?: Diabetus gave Slowbeef a big one after Slowbeef deliberately withheld the Holocaust and rape plot points from him during their riff of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, since it resulted in Diabetus accidentally making a lot of bad jokes.
  • What Did I Do Last Night?: According to Slowbeef, he and Diabetus got drunk and woke up to find that they had recorded an hour and a half retsupurae on an LP of Last Alert with no player commentary.
  • What the Hell Is That Accent?: Their reaction to the inexplicable voice of BlazeDragon132.
    • There's also this little tidbit:
    Goldskarr: "Actually, I remember playing [Battletoads] on the Super 'Tendo..."
    Diabetus: "...The Super Tendo?"
    slowbeef: "What the hell accent is that?"
    Diabetus: "Uh, a drunk British person trying to sound American?"
    slowbeef: "Sounds to me like an American who burned his tongue on soup trying to sound British."
    • They also have trouble with the main character's accent in Arrival in Hell. They eventually conclude that he's Australian.
    • Most viewers' reaction to PsychedelicEyeball's accent. note 
    • Their reaction to Mrs. Ramirez in the Wrongpurae of DarkSeed II. They eventually narrow it down form "European Mish-Mash" to "Vaguely Irish/Swedish", but have definitely ruled out any sort of Hispanic accent.
  • Who's on First?: In "Mass Erect", DJB jokingly interprets Diabetus reading a review by "youngerme" to mean that Diabetus was claiming to have written the review in the past:
    Diabetus: by youngerme4427: "sex my favorite"
    DJB: "Younger me?" You wrote that, then?
    Diabetus: What can I say? sex my favorite
  • Why Did it Have to Be Spiders?: Diabetus, it seems. During a conversation in King's Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow with a talking spider, he comments:
    Diabetus: "You know, I think I'd have a different reaction to this. You know what that is?"
    slowbeef: "What?"
    Diabetus: "AHHHHHHH!"
  • Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?: Uttered by slowbeef in the first part of the Escape RP when Dialla has Dan McNeely at gunpoint. Subverted by Dialla actually taking the shot.
  • The Worf Effect: The first scene with the titular character in Psycho Killer involves the protagonist kicking him in the head, knocking his machete out of his hands.
    slowbeef: But we beat up the killer. He's not threatening anymore. He's really more just like a Psycho Jerk.
  • World of Pun: Let's Play IMDB was chock full of lame Bruce Willis puns. Eventually they just end up using random movie/TV show titles.
  • Worth It: Diabetus comments that the head explosion in Darkseed II made sitting through the game worthwhile. This also happens with some of the other games that are Wrongpuraed.
  • Xtreme Kool Letterz: In Retsupurae 3000 they explain this with "Vowels are much scarcer in The Future".
  • You Didn't See That: In Billy MC's Christmas Adventure, both Slowbeef and Diabetus are shocked when it seems that Billy has used a savestate to fix a mistake. They both admonish him and tell him that they'll look away this time... note 
  • You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!: The very first thing said in "Guestsupurae: Erik vs. TCarreon998" upon seeing the LPer's setup:
    slowbeef: ...You're fucking kidding me, right?
    • During the Metroid Beginings [sic] retsufrash, slowbeef and Diabetus log on to Newgrounds to see the review scores.
    Diabetus: Alright, I gotta - Three and a half out of five!
    slowbeef: *laughing^ Where? The first one? No, wait...totally?
    Diabetus: No, I mean, just - aggregate.
    *Beat*
    slowbeef: You're kidding me.
  • You Keep Using That Word: in the Kaizo Mario 64 videos, they jokingly use "kaizo" an awful lot in many varying contexts. (For the record, it just means "hacked", which nobody can really deny the game in the videos is, no matter how poorly.)
    slowbeef: I like how he stole 'kaizo', like that's the ubiquitous term for bad romhacks that are more annoying to play than anything.
  • Your Head A Splode: This recurring trope of slowbeef's LPs has finally made its presence in Retsupurae in the form of the Dark World counterpart of Mike Dawson's mother, serving as the Dark Seed 2 longplay's only Funny Moment Of Awesome.

    Retsutalk 
  • Absentee Actor: slowbeef is not present in Episodes 3 (or its extension, Episode 3.5), 12, and 13. Diabetus is absent in episodes 16 and 32.
    • Episode 23 does not feature Slowbeef or Diabetus, but is done by Ironicus, his fiance, and Chip Cheezum about C2E2.
  • Badass Boast: Dave_o makes one for slowbeef when discussing how dangerous Camden, New Jersey is, complete with an action voice.
    dave_o: slowbeef works out there.
  • Bait and Switch: Milked for all its worth whenever there's a big issue.
  • Blasphemous Boast: In one of the episodes where dave_o is present, he, Diabetus, and slowbeef get into talking about how they consider the Church Of Scientology to be a Scam Religion. It gets to this trope when dave_o suggests that Joseph Smith beat L. Ron Hubbard to the punch.
  • Butt Monkey: Proton Jon.
  • The Cameo: Jeff Lupetin (Gillian Seed's voice actor) provides a short intro to Episode 9.
  • Evil Laugh: In Episode 36, NorthernLion has a button that produces the laugh from Dungeon Land.
  • Fix It in Post: A running gag in Episode 8.
  • Funny Background Event: A lot of what Dave_O says.
  • The Ghost: Proteus is apparently slated to show up on the show eventually, but circumstances (including apparently becoming a father) have continuously gotten in the way of him showing up.
  • Hilarity Sues: In Episode 15, their discussion about Sega turns into this.
  • It Makes Sense in Context: In Episode 27, the guest Tim Miller tells a short story about how he translated a Shinobi-X video into Japanese and gave the translation to a friend/editor to see if he got everything right. She was apparently quite confused by the line "ninja hand fart", among others.
  • The Jersey Devil: Dave_o theorizes that slowbeef is this in episode 8.
  • Lower Deck Episode: The "theme" of episodes 3 and 3.5, where Diabetus and General Ironicus talk about being "LP sidekicks" to slowbeef and ChipCheezum respectively.
  • Madlibs Catch Phrase: It's the "Breaking Bad of X".
  • Never Say That Again: Slowbeef's reaction to Diabetus trying Pokémon Speak, and when Diabetus tried to impersonate Yoda.
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: Discussed in the case of DarkSydePhil, where Diabetus says that Phil possibly plays up his ineptitude because it garners views and reactions. Slowbeef however doubts it since Phil acts like that both in and out of games and that it would be fairly difficult to keep up the act all the time without some sign of slipping up.
  • Poe's Law: Discussed between slowbeef and Woolie in episode 48, where Woolie describes a point where they attempted to parody the trend of LPers relying on overexaggerated reactions only for their fans to mistake it as the real deal and calling them out for it.
  • Pokémon Speak: slowbeef says "when you're drunk, repeating their names is the funniest goddamn thing ever", and Diabetus jokingly says that's how he speaks when he's drunk.
  • A Rare Sentence: Slowbeef says he has trouble believing that he's saying the phrase "ProtonJon was tricked into doing a Super Mario World ROM hack LP."
  • RPG Episode: Episodes 45 & 49 consist of slowbeef, Diabetus, ChipCheezum, General Ironicus, and 100 HOGS AGREE playing the game Dungeon World.
  • Running Gag: Transitioning with "so there's that."
    • The Breaking Bad comparisons in Episode 2, and Diabetus fixing things in post in episode 8.
    • Diabetus mentioning that he'll fix or edit entire chunks of the recording out in post.
    • Slowbeef gushing about the SA Danganronpa thread... and in later episodes, Slowbeef complaining about how he's gotten fed up with it.
  • Samus Is a Girl: In Episode 27, Diabetus and Cherrydoom are surprised to find out that guest MelodicWaffle is a girl.
  • Shout-Out: Episode 9 has a segment where Slowbeef and Diabetus give shout outs to some Let's Plays on the forums that they enjoy.
  • Special Guest: Frequently.
    • Recurring guests:
      • General Ironicus: Episodes 3, 3.5, 13, 23, 45, 49
      • ChipCheezum: Episodes 6, 13, 23, 45, 49
      • Dave_O: Episodes 4-8
      • ProtonJon: Episodes 8, 15, 24
      • Cherrydoom: Episodes 19-21, 27, 29.
    • Dectilon and Phiggle in episode 12, Psychedelic Eyeball in episode 14, orenronen in episode 16, and TotalBiscuit in episode 32.
    • Parodied in episodes 26 and 27; the "special guest" is slowbeef both times.
    • Lowtax in episode 34.
    • Northern Lion in episode 36.
    • Yahtzee in episode 37.
    • Supergreatfriend in Episode 39.
    • Michael and Ray of Achievement Hunter/Rooster Teeth in Episode 41.
    • Woolie of Two Best Friends Play in Episode 48. Pat in Episode 54.
    • Zorak (anime/manga mod of SA) in Episode 50.
  • Take That: Diabetus takes a shot at Jeff Dunham, comparing him favorably to PewDiePie, though as if he's surprised to be doing so.
    • It's hard to find a podcast where they don't take at least one cheap shot at PewDiePie or DarkSydePhil.
  • Un-Person: In episode 8, they jokingly try to turn ChipCheezum into one of these.
  • Values Dissonance: Discussed in Episode 16 regarding how the Japanese handle spoilers compared to North America. Basically, spoiling something in the Japanese section of the internet blackballs the user and Japanese forums can have separate threads on a game: one where people are starting the game and one where people have finished the game and can freely reveal spoilers. invoked
  • Vulgar Humor: Discussed in Episode 10, where slowbeef argues that PewDiePie is overtly bringing this up in regards to rape and other vulgar jokes in a misguided attempt to be funny.

Other Retsupuraers

    Chip Cheezum and General Ironicus 

    LesBeardly 



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