Video Game: Crime Patrol
Crime Patrol is one of the many arcade laserdisc Light Gun Games created by American Laser Games after the success of their first such game, Mad Dog McCree. It was published in 1993, and later ported to the 3DO, Sega CD, Sega Saturn and Philips CD-i the same year. It spawned a sequel called Crime Patrol 2: The Drug Wars the following year.The Player Character is a police officer whose goal is to shoot every baddie before they shoot you. You'll go through several missions where you'll eventually be promoted from rookie, to undercover, SWAT and Delta Force. As a Rookie, you'll team up with a hammy and reckless policewoman, taking on gang members, robbers and shoplifters. In Undercover, you team up with a slightly overweight male partner and confront cocaine smugglers, stolen car dealers, and crime lords in locations like nightclubs, construction sites and airports. Next, in SWAT, bank robbers, meth dealers, and crack dealers become the enemies. Finally, in Delta Force, you face terrorists who hijack a shipment of nuclear material, hijack a plane, and attempt to assassinate foreign diplomats. Oh, and don't shoot any civilians, even if they're randomly jumping and waving their arms.
Tropes that appear in this game
- Badass Mustache: Your undercover partner has borrowed Selleck's mustache.
- Bloodless Carnage: As with American Laser Games' other shooters, no blood is shed when anyone is shot.Diabetus: It's kinda odd that these criminals are all having heart attacks at the same time.
- Blown Across the Room: Some of the enemies react like this when shot. One of them goes flying toward you.
- Captain Obvious: Your rookie partner on an electrified fence with a sign clearly reading "Danger: High Voltage":Rookie Partner: Holy— This thing'll fry you!
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- Catchphrase:Rookie Partner: Let's kick (some) butt!
- Cowboy Cop: Your mission is to shoot first, ask questions never.
- Drugs Are Bad: So bad your undercover partner would rather destroy them than take them as evidence. "Winners don't do drugs" indeed.
- Full Motion Video: The big selling point of this game, as with other American Laser Games shooters.
- Have a Nice Death: When you lose a life, your partner scolds you for your failure.
- Hostage Spirit Link: Shoot an innocent and you lose a life.
- I Surrender, Suckers: One of the mooks in the electronics store robbery:Mook: I give up! I give up! Don't shoot me! [draws gun]
- Large Ham: It's a World of Ham!
- The Mafia: The enemies at the strip club, complete with accents.
- Man on Fire: One falls out of the meth lab when you leave it.
- Mook Chivalry: As in other American Laser Games shooters, the enemies always take you on one at a time, rather than all at once.
- Product Placement: Your undercover partner orders Yoo-hoo at the strip club.
- Railing Kill: The last enemy in the gang fight stage suffers one of these when shot.
- Too Dumb to Live: To be expected in games like this. Stupid civilians and hostages that insist on casually walking by or jumping up and waving their arms.
- Your rookie partner takes the cake: She pranks you at one point.
- Slow-Motion Fall: Anyone who falls off a rooftop or over a railing gets this treatment.
- Stuff Blowing Up: A few things explode violently, most notably the meth lab. Sometimes, things explode for no apparent reason.
- Unfortunate Name: Prince "Doodoo" at the airport.
- A Winner Is You: Your reward for winning is "Hey, good job in there" and a "The End" badge.