At one point, Putt-Putt stops responding, and Mr. Firebird has to open Windows Task Manager. If you lookclosely, you'll notice "Putt-Putt Liberates Cuba" and "Putt-Putt Goes to Dairy Queen" are also running.
(Jasmine stares at him with a Death Glare as the music from The Omen plays. It builds up with the camera zooming into her face more and more while the screen turns red and the chanting gets louder and more dramatic, all while occasionally cutting to Aladdin, who's babbling like an idiot. Then, just as the tension gets to its highest point...)
Did Moses saus like Ramses? Did Ramses knock up Kagami? Will they ever show Moses's mom ever again? Find out next time on The Prince of Egypt Z.
he just went through all the trouble to say yes for you and you have to say no now, you ungrateful BASTARD
PLEASE PROCEED INTO ANDROID EGYPTIAN HELL
so moses goes back to egypt to live his life as a prince and forget about his sister and his entire family. how do i know this? because in the original scene he runs right the ENTIRE TIME but he's running left now so he's going back to his home now yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
THE FIRES OF HELL ARE BEING UNLEASHED. RUN MOSES, RUN. DON'T EVER LOOK BACK.
INSERT MOSES GETTING BRUTALLY DRAGGED HERE
Oops. Hold on, kids. Annoying little girl is having a slight malfunction.
A name for a certain insane, green-haired catfaced policewoman.
MOSES WAS DROPPED TO HIS DEATH, MUCH TO RAMSES'S GREAT DISMAY. HE IS AFTER ALL OF US.
My favorite part of the game: sus. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The end.
The Blue Sky Athletics remix: COMGWO-ALREADY-DID-THIS BUT-I'M-DOING-IT DOES-THIS-MEAN-I'M-CLONE? NO I-DON'T-KNOW-I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-WE'RE-YELL-ING-A-BOUT I-DON'T-KNOW-I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-WE'RE-YELL-ING-A-BOUT I-DON'T-KNOW-I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-WE'RE-YELL-ING-A-BOUT I-DON'T-KNOW-WHY-WE'RE-YELL-ING I-DON'T-KNOW-WHY-WE'RE-YELL-ING I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT-WE'RE-YELL-ING-A-BOUT! That's All, Folks!
I will now reveal to you some unnecessary information. This is because I intend to create a wall of text that only goes for, like, one frame. Anyways, a few years later, the voice actor for Kovu, the dark colored lion, would go on to voice Haku from Spirited Away. Throughout the movie, Haku is 95% emotionless and monotone. Why? Because Kovu's voice actor learned his fucking lesson. Let's go to Zira, whose eye is very close up right now. Like her role as the antagonist in The Lion King 2, Zira's voice actor plays the antagonist in Spirited Away, named Yubaba. And you know what? Kovu supposedly works for Zira like Haku supposedly works for Yubaba. That's right. Kovu and Haku are both major characters who help the main character. Those main characters are Kiara and Chihiro- COINCIDENCE MUCH?!? Anyways, I'll stop typing and start giving you more insane shit to look at and subscribe in hopes of getting more.
kiara's car is retarded
And then Vitani ate Simba. Kovu got the leftovers.
Fox: "Check your G-Diffuser System!" Falco: "Falco here. I'm fine. Something's wrong with the G-Diffuser!" Peppy: "This is Peppy. Do a Barrel Roll!" Falco: "I could use some help here, Fox!" Slippy: "Slippy here. I'm a monkey!" Falco: "HEY EINSTEIN. SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE G-DIFFUSER."
"You're on the toilet leaving a Hercules-sized shit and it won't come out." "Oh wait, that's Flummywister's video. Sorry…"
The whole "Gator Paper" part.
"Really long text that only appears for 1 frame, but you thought that you caught something while watching the video, so you replayed it a few times and tried to pause it at the right time to see what important thing was said here only to find that it means nothing! In the tone of Nelson Muntz, 'Ha ha!'"
"I have two of them because I have two of them. Most people won't get shit."
"You can also shit on a bed of onions for that classic shit on a bed of onions taste."
"Hey, check out the hay!"
"And you can't blow those businessmen the way you thought you could. Maybe you just went and drove, because you knew they'd ruin your cock for life."
"It's called the Shit King. When two laxatives aren't enough—hguoneenough— reach for the Shit King. Shit will fly from your ass at over 100 miles an hour! Call now and you'll get the Shit King kit complete with guaranteed diarrhea, all for just 19 sliced onions. As a special bonus, we'll also include our Shit Grater for no reason, freerf."
Firstly, it's a role reversal for Radicalfaith360, he "made" the poop first, and then bluegroove and another user reconstructed it with actual Billy Mays clips.
"Billy Mays here for the Bitch Switch, the easy way to turn on any bitch, with the flick of a switch!"
"You can even shit in a child—" (WAIT! WRONG VIDEO) "You can even have sex in a rocket ship, or sex on the moon, or in space, or in the kitchen, when you cook delicious Big City Titties! Moms are gonna love it!"
"Here's how it works. Just add this thing, simply shit to activate—" (scene missing) "—pour in water, and hang it. That's it!"
"Use Morons Away outside to keep those pesky assholes from coming inside. Your family gatherings will be asshole free, guaranteed."
"So stop shitting next to your bed. Stop spraying What Odor to eliminate the odors. And get the ultimate green invention for your asshole prevention. Call now and get not one but two Morons Away for only 14 ounces of liquid."
"If you're too lazy to wipe your ass, then you gotta see this. Billy Mays here for the Never Wipe, the fast and easy way to wipe your ass without your hands." YouTube has stopped the advertisement for the totally awesome Never Wipe. This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that. "Crap."
"Wanna know the best way to get your stains out in the wash? Well, fuck you, asshole!" YouTube has stopped the advertisement for whatever Billy was about to sell. This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that. "God damn it!"
"Hi, Billy Mays here. Do you enjoy the ride? Of course you do! But now you can enjoy the ride even more with Billy Mays, a name you can trust. Introducing Billy Mays Condom! Go longer and harder with the Billy Mays Condom!" "Yeah!" "That's right, with the new condom from Billy Mays, your enjoyment level will go from this—" (short bar) "—to this—" (longer bar labeled "SEX") "—in no time at all. Here's how it works…" We totally can't show you how it works. This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that. "Fuck. "
"I'm Lieutenant Pingas, a juvenile police officer attached to your mother. I'm on my way to high school to hang up young people."
"JiiJ played baseball and he didn't feel like playing baseball, so he decided to play baseball all afternoon, and he didn't feel like baseball, so he decided to thumb a ho. Then during lunch, the ho died. Jimmy was arrested, and Jimmy was released, and Jimmy was arrested again, and JiiJ played baseball, and he didn't think anything was unusual." "It's not—"
"Public restrooms can often be a nice place to shit."
"Sure enough, Jimmy was playing with his balls, and when Bobby recognized his balls, Bobby hauled ass." VROOOOOOOM
"Are you on the bomb?" "Wow, what's this?" "It's new Oxi-Bomb Detergent. Get on the bomb and you'll never have to pour or measure detergent again." "So how does it work?" "Just place the Oxi Bomb detergent ball in the blue toss and go dispenser. Just toss and go. It stays in your—" BOOM "You shittin' me?"
"Good morning. I'm pleh ot yadot deifilauq lepoep erom and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about Wilford Brimley. Uh, actually, about diarrhea. Type 2 adult-onset diarrhea. Uh, the first thing I said to my doctor when I was diagnosed with diarrhea was, uh, 'butt fuck'."
Pretty much the entire intro, which is set to "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet, but especially the part where the fish gets hooked offscreen.
Mr. Krabs: "Good mornin'..."
SpongeBob (as Robin Williams): "...Vietnam!" Squidward then drops him, after which he breaks apart.
Patrick: "Wow! This hotel has everything!"
Bill Cosby: "You better believe it."
The remix of Patrick's line "What about my Krabby Patty?" to "Major Tom (Coming Home)."
Near the end, Mr. Krabs' arm gets chopped off by a closing elevator. It then flies around, eventually hitting Squidward and exploding. There are no words to describe what happens afterwards. All we can say is that it involves ponies, Mr. Krabs sputtering slowed-down gibberish, and SpongeBob delivering a Krabby Patty to Patrick.
"Beautiful Sneetches. Glorious Sneetches. Sexy Sneetches." Coitus Ensues, followed by a Disney Acid Sequencewhich includes, among other things, the Cat in the Hat suddenly hatching from an egg and spitting eggs all over the place.
"God's big penis is going to strike, and it's going to affect globally."
"I'm the monkey."
Sylvester McMonkey McBean: "I'm The Lorax. I speak for the trees."
"Do you know there's some people in Jamaica who'd give their two-year-old to have sex with my face because they haven't had any sex for a whole week. I'm telling you this because..well, actually, I don't know why. Just eat your plum or they'll be no breathing for a whole week."
"I think it's really bad news if they put Jews into the oven. That was 71 years ago. Now they're trying to invent an electronic sex partner. *Many tongue clicks and repetitions of "nice" in a big cluster*"
"Hypnotizer, Hollywood, a hip hop headache, I'm giving you all the pizza."
From part one we have: Then a knock on the door, the gun's in my hand/He opens the door, the gun's in my hand/He looks at the closet,I pull out my Beretta/He opens the door, I can't believe it's a midget... ...Well...GET TO THE POINT! Or I'M GUNNA SHOOT SOMEBODY...
It's the way the guy just lets his arm drop and stares into oblivion, like his life is now complete that makes it!
The opening credits sequence gets a surreal makeover, with Cosby's name spammed numerous times and his face contorted in the most ridiculous fashions.
Cliff Huxtable's obsession with penises and grounding his daughters (especially when he catches one of them watching Pulp Fiction)
The scenes where the parents meet Denise's boyfriend Eddie are also not sacred, as Eddie starts scatting "Reggae" in outrageous fashions ("And Eddie, are you and Denise going out—" "EH MON." *sagenod*)
A small Running Gag here is the Historical Inaccuracy list... which is about rather mundane facts that didn't happen in the year 2012, including the Sony Ericsson still being around, and people still using Windows Vista. The fifth fact is kids still playing PSPs even though the Vita is out... and then it says it actually did happen.
"Today's lesson is about the dangers of being gay."
"I'll leave the gushing to those cocks."
"I'm the one who found the jewels, and the fugitive, and the jewels, and Dr. Robotnik, and the fugitive, and extracto wand, and the jewels, and the jewels, and the jewels—" "YOU'RE TOO FUCKING NICE!!!"
"Simply apply the special bonding agent—also known as glue—to the super special strong dent puller, and place it firmly in the middle of the super special dent. Now fit the super special pulling bridge over it, and twist on this super duper amazing unbelievably special wingnut."
"Isaac and his mom were both very STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!" Made even better by the fact that Isaac and his mom look at the narrator when this is happening and appear to be just as confused as the viewers are.