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MadManMinkler

MadPilot86

Maeve Althea

  • LuL wants a SPA:
    • Tomazo is instead called "Tomato", and his head is replaced with the fruit.
    • Luca: Monalisa, why are you smiling?
      Monalisa (represented by the actual Mona Lisa with a frown): (spits out a fish)
      Luca: Anyone else in there?
      (The camera suddenly zooms into a smiling fish with the text "s(he)s also smiling?!")
    • The Running Gags of Daniela imitating a dolphin and Ercole sounding like a duck.
    • "Smuca" is renamed "Smoker" and is depicted as one.
    • Alberto points out the things in the sky:
      Alberto: The sky, the clouds, the sauce...
    • Alberto's description of "The Spa":
      "You just lie on the ground, and it takes you anywhere you want to go, in the whole stinkin' worw!!"
      • Immediately after, Luca has an Imagine Spot of being in a spa.
    • After Ercole's "I eat kids for breakfast" spiel:
      Luca: That is called, cannibalism.
      Crowd: OOOOOOOHHHH!
    • This scene:
      Ercole: Five-time winner of the Portorosso Cup!
      Alberto: The Portorosso what?
      Ercole: The Portorosso Cup!
      Alberto: The Portorosso what?
      Ercole (in a higher-pitched voice): The Portorosso Cup!
      Alberto: The Portorosso what?
      Ercole (even more high-pitched): Cup!
      Alberto: What?
      Ercole (higher-pitched): Cup!
      Alberto: What?
      Ercole (in a deep voice): CUP.
      (Beat)
      Alberto: What?
      Ercole: AAAAAAAAHHH!
      (Ercole eats Alberto offscreen. Then, a black screen appears with text saying "ercole went cannibalistic")
    • An otherwise serious moment is made funny by an edit to the line "sea monster":
      Luca: Sister!
      *brother once again...
    • The entire Portorosso Cup scene, featuring increasingly weird loops of a mad Ercole stamping his feet.
    • Ercole: They can't be the winners! They are not even PE-PE-PE-PE-PE-PE-PE-PE-PE-PE...
  • TOTO:
    • Mirabel refuses to open her eyes when Alma tells her to, and only does it when she tells her to open one of her eyes. Just before telling the story, Alma looks back and sees Mirabel with her eyes closed again and gets triggered.
    • Osvaldo says that Mirabel's bum isn't special.
    • Alma's "You have to stop, Mirabel!" forward-reversing in the middle of "stop", making her say something along the lines of "sss-stots-sss". This is a Running Gag throughout the video, including in the end to interrupt a serious scene.
    • Mirabel lays the inevitable truth to her Abuela:
      Mirabel: You're dying!
  • TOTO 2: Mirabel Za Warudo:
    • This video extends Alma's "You have to sss-sss-sss" from the previous installment, slows it down, and makes it go on for much longer with footage of things like printers, roombas and helicopters laid over it to make it seem like she's making the noises of those things. Eventually, the scene goes on for so long that Filthy Frank orders it to stop, and it seems to stop after a fake video buffer, but then it returns one last time with an echo.

Maple Pony

  • The Wing Trap
    • "Dear Twilight Sparkle, The spell contained on the last page of this book is shit. Rewrite it."
    • "The others have concerns, I'm in love with Mr. Burns
    • "Here's some nice, juicy Rainbow Dash for you to munch on!"
  • Wonderbolt Catastrophe
    Rainbow Dash: I quit.
    Spitfire: Already? That's an academy record!
    • Before that:
      Rainbow Dash: Permission to enter, ma'am?
      Spitfire: (uninterested) What is it, Rainbow Dash?
      Rainbow Dash: I had the best time—
      Spitfire: (even more uninterested) Whatever, Rainbow Dash.
      Rainbow Dash: And you made me a wing pony!
      Spitfire: (totally uninterested) F*ck you, Rainbow Dash.

MassagrafReviews

MASTERLINKX

  • Friendship is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro, Inc.
    Twilight Sparkle: She's a bitch.
    Crowd: A what?!
    Twilight Sparkle: A bitch, and she was born a bitch.
    Applejack: Born where?! I've never seen a bitch like that in these parts!
    • Something Hilarious in Hindsight that happened with this video is that at one point it really was no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro Inc.
    • Pinkie Pie eating a bird.
    • "If you slowed down and looked where you were going, you'd see that you tripped over Barack Obama!"
    • "Don't ever let me catch you doing my mother again!"
    • This scene:
      Twilight: "I don't want anyone thinking I jack off to ponies, like Trixie!
      Trixie: Neigh!
    • Twilight raping Spike (twice!) and Scootaloo.
    • Duke Nukem pumping Rarity full of lead.
      Applejack: Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this.
      Pinkie Pie: She'll die!
      Twilight Sparkle: She will not.
      Pinkie Pie: Give her time...
    • Twilight trolling Rainbow Dash.
      Twilight Sparkle: Remember, Rainbow: The Game!
      Rainbow Dash: I lost...

MasterOfZoroark

TheMasterPoop

mattpm (The videos are missing from YouTube but can be found in this Internet Archive playlist.)

  • Spingleblab's Discord Shoes
    • The title card now reads:
      Squeak Squeak
      written by RODENTS
    • Mr. Krabs spinning like Sonic the Hedgehog and getting a BSOD.
    • Spongebob's rather unusual request to his boss:
      SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs! Can I get crabs?
    • SpongeBob's boots making sounds from Discord, annoying Mr. Krabs. Later on, Krabs is haunted by the sounds of Disney FastPlay.
    • The scene at night in Mr. Krab's house having Super Mario 64 sounds.
  • Skodwarde ShangDies
    • SpongeBob singing the Eight Melodies, after which Ness's hat appears on Squidward with a Starman beside him.
    • SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward briefly getting into a Mario Kart Wii-style race.
    • When SpongeBob ponders the name of the ship's owner, the Flying Dutchman's name on the barrel beside him gets censored with the "name and address withheld" voiceover.
    • The Flying Dutchman says this at one point:
      Flying Dutchman: Insultin' a man's ship be worse than insultin' Mother!
    • Flying Dutchman: (while holding a poster of The Office (US)) Mind-numbing and repetitive!
      Squidward: (represented with the label "office fans") Now you listen here!
  • M A N D A R K
  • Mario and Luigi Buy Beans
    • The "Garbanzo beans" mashup with Death by Glamour.
    • Mario & Luigi having intercourse.
    • General George Washingtoad makes a statement implying that either way, there will be pain:
      George Washingtoad: No time for pain, my boy; pain awaits!
    • Soon after that, this happens:
      George Washingtoad: Are you a patriot, or a cow?
      Luigi: (as he turns into a cow) A cow!
  • Lightning McQueen's Breakfast
    • The YTPMV to Gangsta's Paradise, after which Lightning McQueen says "Smoke weed".
    • Darrell mixing up his lines when commentating on the race:
      Darrell: Call in the dogs, put out the fire. Call in the fire, put out the dogs. Call in the bag, put out the fire. Dogs, call in the fags, put out the fags.
    • This is what is there to racing, according to this poop's version of Lightning McQueen:
      Lightning: Oh Corey, there's a lot more to racing than just winning. There's Corey, there's racing, there's *chuckle*, there's just winning-
    • Lightning holding the "e" in "Rust-eze" for a bit too long.

McGeesJabberwock

  • Harlequin Tries to Hit On Lupay, a short poop which teaches viewers how not to hit on someone you like:
    Lupay: You're someone who must die!
    Harlequin: Don't say no to me! Let's see your tits.

MegaWeegie

MeiAIDS (Retired)

  • Toy Story 3. An opening credits sequence, Woody and Buzz dildos falling in love and having sex for two minutes straight to Petula Clark's "Downtown", then four minutes of demented Toy Story images to "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?".
  • Dr Phil - Soulja Boy
    • "There's nothing clean about DOCTOR PHIL"
      Doctor Phil: (Smiles while Bowser's laugh from Hotel Mario is heard)

MeleeMario720

  • This video is an entire 4 minutes worth of laughs by the name of "U Want Cake In Teh Mornin!?!?".
  • A Meener Evil is an epic YouTube Poop, with notable funny moments including:
    • Michael Rosen getting the castle door slammed in his face.
    • What's Michael Rosen's reason for flying over to Hyrule (when he thought he was going to Holland)? To get away from the 48 kids in his class, of course!
    • "I read in a book that Link is a mighty warrior. Zelda has smart brains. The King is a powerful dinner eating machine. And... (Realises that Gwonam is missing) ...Where is the carpet flying guy?"
    • The group of heroes going into Mark Sabine's restaurant and ordering some food, but all they get is marmalade and vindaloo (which happens to be made of lamp oil).
    • Link meets a woman in Gamelon.
      Woman: You're not afraid of me, are you?
      Link: Of course!
      Woman: Then get my husband's cocaine.
      Link: No way!
      Woman: Pretty please? He's a bum now.
      Husband: Ehhh…
      Woman: It's not much.
      Link: No!
  • King Harkinian's preference in game platforms spirals into a crazed drug war. The title says it all: The King's frustration over the Wii U being ignored in an ad for Rayman Legends leads to him unwittingly summoning a Rayman-limbed Snoop Dogg and a food seasoning spokesman, who proceed to battle over weed and pot in the castle and interrupt the royal family's Christmas festivities. Hilarity Ensues.
    • "Snoop Dogg is full of ship! This is a Wii U, you piece of doo-doo!"
    • Michael Rosen covering Joel's story about the classmate would draw a penis on every classroom computer at his poetry corner.
      WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS?!
    • After the defeat of the battling Snoop and spokesman, King Harkinian celebrates by dancing with Duane and a man holding chicken wings while holding his Wii U gamepad and a turkey leg, gibbering joyously. After a beat, Michael Rosen simply has this to say about all that just happened:
      Michael Rosen: Remind me to never come here for Christmas ever again...

MidnightMidna

Mightyfilm

  • The ending to D'oh Yogi!: The Unaired Series Finale:
    Cindy Bear: Honestly, Yogi, it's your fault!
    Yogi Bear: M-my fault?
    Ranger Smith: I told you Yogi was no good, sir!
    Doggie Daddy: I'm afraid I've got no choice but to remove you from da fresh and new line-up!
    Dick Dastardly: D'oh Yogi! is cancelled, cranberry head!
    Skeeter: We did it!
    Kermit the Frog: Yayyyyy!
    Yogi: I mean, what's that guy got that I do not got?
    Boo-boo: About a hundred million fans.

MikaelDoral

  • BILLY MAYS SUICIDE JACK:
    • Billy Mays pronouncing suicide as "surryside".
    • "Suicide isn't safe and in some states it's even illegal."
    • "The Suicide Jack transmits X-rays through the speakers of your car. Instead of hearing the other person, you die in your car."
    • A customer drops her phone as the Suicide Jack activates. It then cuts to her car running a red light and getting hit by a truck.
    • "The Suicide Jack in your car can dramatically increase your car insurance, including 88 points on your driving license. But you don't need that license shit, right? You'll be dead anyway!"
    • "No, Carla. Be dead in just two minutes! And see you in hell! Asshole!" (Billy then hits a truck)

Mike Bachmann

  • Wilford Brimley Eats People With Diabetes
    • "Now, one of the things I've learned to do is laugh at people with type 2 adult-onset diabetes, and you oughta be laughing at people with type 2 adult-onset diabetes every 15 or 20 minutes."
    • "Wilford, if you want to get type 2 adult-onset diabetes, I'm going to give you type 2 adult-onset diabetes, and ladies and gentlemen, that's exactly the way it's been."
    • "Now, I'm not perfect, and I've eaten ice cream and apple pie and ice cream and my medicine and people with diabeetus. And dick."

Misana1598

MonsieurCorneille

  • Gadget Inspector
    • "Soon, my precious penis is worth millions of dollars in my pants."

MountainDewMaNN

MrAluminumJacket

  • SpingeBill Teaches How to Poop
    • The ending, where SpongeBob and Squidward are Nazis are and horrified that Mr. Krabs comes out like a Jew (complete with holding a $100 bill). SpongeBob tries to call the Navy, but instead has a Jewish Mother on the phone.
      Squidward: Attention everyone, run for your lives! JEWS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! (beat) OUR WORLD!

Mr.Creatinator

MrJLBrown

Mr. Pasquale

MrPoopMeister (Retired)

  • Caillou has no friends:
    • The opening:
      Grandma: What's the matter, kids?
      Girl: I have AIDS.
    • This:
      Grandma: Don't you have any friends?
      Caillou: No, I don't.
      Cue The Price Is Right losing horn
    • When Grandma mentions Leo:
      Grandma: What about that boy, Leo?
      Caillou: Leo's funny!
      Cue PINGAS repeated multiple times
      Mommy: What's so funny you two?
      Caillou: Nothing, mommy.
      Mommy shuts the door
      Caillou: *farts* Cum! *he and Leo laugh*
    • When Grandma asks about more friends, Caillou farts - then Grandma lets out a Cluster F-Bomb.
      Grandma: YOU FUCKIN' DICK!
    • Gilbert:
      Grandma: What about Gilbert? Isn't he your friend?
      Caillou: ...
      Gilbert: ... *runs away* RUN!
    • All of Mr. Hinkle.
    • The ending.
  • Caillou has an unhealthy obsession with his T-shirt and yodeling
    • At the beginning, when the grandma asks the kids if they want to hear a story. The kids proceed to stare at her for a month.

MrRoboto113

  • I.M. Meen Vs. Mr. Roboto. It's even better with the second alternate title: "Mr. Roboto gets into a legitimate argument with a fictional game villain." Either way, though, it is hilarious.

MrSinZim

  • Kyman And Stanman Goes To See Morbius:
    • In this video, the intro to Morbius is depicted as using the Terrance and Phillip movie fanfare while showing the sped-up Columbia and Marvel logos, followed by a distorted picture of Morbius at the point where Terrance and Phillip would appear.

MrSpiderVagina

MrTankHill

  • Rarity cannot afford to pay the rent this time
    • Pinkie Pie making explosions with her footsteps.
    • "Just because the attendees are very yummy doesn't mean they don't deserve my very best cooock!"
    • "But it'll all be worth it when we hear those three little words: 'This is cum!'"
      (Rarity is stunned silent. For some reason, her frown quickly turns upside down.)
    • "Hey, Vsus Michael here."
    • Vsauce Michael being sentence-mixed to say:
      "Fuck you, Sam. It's all your fault. You stole my Doritos."
    • The random, spontaneous YTPMV at the end.

MrTennek

MrTomPenguin

Muchacho1994

MyYouTube Rocks

Narotiza

  • history of eggs and atom bombs, I guess
    • The universe is made of eggs. TIME™
    • A microscopic speck from hell eating the sun, preventing life from coming on land until a new sun appears from nowhere.
      "Side effect, now the world is full of dead and the sun is full of gone."
    • "Learn to poop eggs, on an egg, in an egg, in the egg, in the egg, in the egg, on an egg. Water is in the water in the egg, in the horse, in the egg, on land, in the Soviet Onion."
    • China somehow existing and being in turmoil before humanity came to be. After a meteor destroys it, Hitler's mustache then makes China 2.
    • Chandragupta going to war with Bhuddabhudda, as well as with Gupta for stealing his name, and then with Tinland.
    • The microscopic speck comes back, so everyone tells Hitler's mustache to stop it before it eats the sun again. Instead it decides to smoke Ghandi.

nashmetal100

nategorga

NationOfOranges696

ndgv2

  • Freef tacos and boring tuna
    • "You're gonna clean my nuts when you use your Shticky."
    • "Your husband's in the cabinet. Your husband's even in the car. And ladies, your husband is a real pussy."
    • "Works on all fabrics, from white cheese to yellow cheese."
    • "Look, here's a hard-boiled egg."
    • "Stop wasting threef paper lint rollers."
    • "Tacos hide deep in the carpet, but with the special taco attachment, the Shticky grabs the tacos that the vacuum just can't get."
    • "But if you call within the next two seconds, 'cause we can't do this all day, you're gonna get the boring tuna for $19.95."

Nemesis1432

  • While so much of Toys gone Wild is hilarious, special mention goes to a moment where, in Toy Story, Woody's "YOU! ARE! A! TOY!" is instead replaced (and perfectly synced) with "THIS! IS! SPARTA!". Buzz's "You are a sad strange little man" is unaltered.

NerdyBirdyYTP

  • steamed hams but every noun is a reversal joke:
    • "But what if...I were to purchaser faaf foof and disguise it as my own cooc?"
    • Seymour calling Superintendent Chalmers "Sus".
    • "CEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSE!!"
    • "Steets Haah!"
    • "GOOD LOL WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!" "Ouroboros." "O-OUROBOROS? At this tiit of yeey, at this tiit of daad, in this part of the cunt, localized entirely within your kitsch?!"

ninjaxcad

ninjaandy1337

nsrrenardalt

NexTheOverlord (Retired)

NikuMuchi

NKpower

The_None

nrox653

Numberer1

  • From "Shlock: Season 2":
    • Sherlock studies Mr. Plummer's appearence:
      (zoom in on Plummer's suit button) Dressed by his mother
      (zoom in on Plummer's suit pocket, which has semen leaking out it) Pocket used as a mastubartory tool
      (zoom in on Plummer's thumb; pained distant barking is heard in the background) Had his first romantic encounter with a dog at age 9
      (zoom in on Plummer's forehead) I think I'm reading his thoughts... This dude looks like an alien wtf
      (zoom in on Plummer's hands which are folded in front of his plevis; a "boing" sound plays) Concealing a boner
    • Episode 2's intro which has a slowly dengerating version of "The Muffin Man" playing. Numberer1 admits upfront that the use of the song is really a hapdash replacement as the music he originally used got copyright claimed, but the complete tonal clash resulting from the use of the song still somehow works.
  • Cold:
    • Instead of the snowball forming Olaf, it hits Anna; cue the end credits.
    • The pun of "Princess Anana", complete with Anna appearing in a banana costume.
    • In "Love is an Open Door", Anna pops up from nearly all the doors (and even the moon, though it's less visible).
    • In the ending, Elsa hesitates running away due to Anna's glare. She does it anyway for the hell of it, making Curly Stooge's "woob-woob-woob" noises as Anna rages.

Nunof Yerbizness

  • In Micro YTP: Bob & Larry go to Arizona, Bob and Larry introduce themselves in the following way:
    Bob: And welcome to Arizona. I'm Bob the Faggot.
    Larry: And I'm four minus three.

Octillery63 (Retired)

Oley Valley Hicks

OMGulator

  • YOCOPO DISCOVERS THE MEANING OF LIFE:
    • The video is loaded with crazy effects that just won't stop coming; it'd be hard to list them all.
    • The narrator saying "very funny" at random intervals to anything that Pocoyo does. He later says it in high and low pitches and drops an f-bomb in the middle of one.

Onion Fragments

  • Nostalgia Critic Inhales a Muttonchop:
    • Two things The Nostalgia Critic says while ranting about Felix the Cat: The Movie:
      The Nostalgia Critic: ...AND THAT PIECE OF SHIT MADE A PIZZA!
      (later, as he's viewing the film)
      The Nostalgia Critic: It's two minutes. Two minutes and already I want to eat shit!
    • The ending scene, with two cuts:
      The Nostalgia Critic: He paid with wrenches? WWWWHHHHHYYYYYY WWWWWOOOOUUUULLLLLLDDDD HHHHHEEEE—
      The Nostalgic Critic: (in the alternate edit) He paid with jizz? WHY WOULD HE PAY WITH JIZZ?! IT MAKES NO SEHEHEHEHE—

Orpheusftw

P41NKiller

  • Steamed Hams but Chalmers is unusually investigative, a Deconstructive Parody of the whole "Steamed Hams" skit.
    • Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
      Skinner: Um, oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from—
      Chalmers: Steam? Really?
      Skinner: —from, uh, from the steamed clams we're having!
    • Chalmers: You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
      Skinner: Yes! It's a regional dialect.
      Chalmers: Uh-huh? What region?
      Skinner: Uhhh—
      Chalmers: What region, Seymour?
      Skinner: Upstate New York.
    • Chalmers: So you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
      Skinner: Ye—I...you know the—
      Chalmers: They are obviously grilled, Seymour!
    • Skinner: (yawn) Well, that was wonderful! Good times had by—
      Chalmers: They are obviously Krusty Burgers, Seymour!
      Skinner: I, you know th—
    • Chalmers leaving Seymour and his mother to die at the end.

Paperking99

  • The Mine Song but WTF is Going On?
    • Every weird effect and acid trip that occurs in the video.
    • In the beginning, a list of the things Stingy owns:
      Stingy: This Mailbox is mine.
      Stingy: This mine is mine. (a rock lands on the mine and it explodes)
      Stingy: This Mine Turtle is mine. (another rock falls, and the turtle explodes)
      Stingy: This mime is mine. (the mime makes a weird face)
      Stingy: (whose voice in coming from Larry's Cave Hotel, with "LARRY" replaced with "STINGY") This mine is mine.
    • Stingy interrupting Ziggy's verse of "Cooking By the Book" to claim the latter's sweets as his, which triggers Ziggy.
    • Stingy saying that he's Albert Einstein.

Parker Yoo

ParodyOfStephane

Peter Knetter

  • "Sonic Likes Brain Milkshakes":
    • "Tails, what are you doing?" "I don't know."
    • The meteor being a duck from "Duck Hunt".
    • "This could be a Beanie Baby!"
    • When Sonic gets to the meteor before everyone else:
      Sonic: HA! Cursed!
    • Eggman trying to touch the meteor:
      Eggman: I hereby step on a rock without any regard for the rules!
      Sonic: What?
      Eggman: I don't know!
      Knuckles: Snot!
      Sonic: I respect touching the thing that you desire!
      Eggman: In that cake...
    • Shadow's random rendition of "Can't Touch This".
    • Eggman-In-Sonic's-Body talking to Amy.
      Eggman: I am Sonic! And I am so in love with you, Amy dear!
      (Amy leaves)
      Eggman: You're Sonic now, WAH!
      Amy: Did you sing?
      Eggman: No, you imbecile!
      Amy: You mean me?
      Eggman: Yes!
    • Eggman-In-Sonic's-Body's schedule.
  • "Nobody Can Read":
    • Sonic wishing for a pony.
    • Sticks getting a bomb in the mail.
    • None of the heroes can read.
    • Sonic's rendition of the letter:
      Sonic: The Awardies will be given at the Who Cares Mansion, you'll dine and mingle with Madame Stinkbottom, you'll dine on elegant guests, after which the elegant guests dine on you! After which you die!
    • Tails making siren noises.
    • "Lesson one: Don't diss society!" "I'm out."
    • Sonic shouting "I'm not wearing pants!" with a censor bar over his lower half.
    • This:
      Amy: Try saying something nice about their perfume!
      Sticks: Something nice about their perfume!

pgj1997

phookka

pthooie

  • Michael Rosen enjoys Asian cuisine

  • Sus Lawl

  • Gay Communists Take a Shit in the Solent
    • "...for when I leave uni and graduate and get a JoJ, I know I'll be able to do it all over again."
    • "We are unfortunate to be in Southhampton, one of the most dynamic cities in the KKK"
    • "We have a very strong provision that encompasses compasses."
    • "It's extending rapidly. Extending rapidly."
    • "We've also seen the installment of a Shit Simulator, the best in the world."
    • "The National Hell Service is phasing in some considerable jizz. Most notably, we've developed a revolutionary foundation repair—we developed it in partnership with HoH SiS."

  • TV Tropes Will Ruin TV Tropes (yes, not even Echo Chamber is safe)

  • لا إله

  • All I Want For Christmas Is YouTube Poop

  • Whose Pineapple Is It Anyway?*

  • "How to Do a Jew Doe"

  • "Goat cum makes your phone gay"

  • Bilbo and Sus Grab Each Other's Snickers, a 27-minute long and hilarious poop of The Mikado. An illustration of this? All these examples come before the 12:30 mark!
    • "This 2969 production of the celebrates the 1992th anniversary of the 1th anniverthary of the birth of a nation of Sirthur SuƧ"
    • "of Japa... [1]
    • "many many many many many many many many ynam ynam ynam yn Eminem ynam..."
    • "Gentlemen I pray you tell me, where a gentleman can pray you FOCK me" "ASS"
    • "A minstrel of Shrek hatches, my cock is long through hairy snatch ranging, and to your huge CoC I tune my supple soooooOOOOOOOOOooooooos"
      • "iTunes mice soooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—" [shot]
    • "Are you insane? Are you men to toot? I suck your COCK, I do incest. I'm pathetic!"
    • "Sex is wanted, whene'er our CUNT"
    • "And if you call for a song of the semen FUCK, you cocksucker, with a yo hI Ho hI Ho for a windmill! Our anchors are in our asses! But the happiest hour a sailor sees is Happy Hour!"
    • "A year ago, I was a member of the YouTube Poop community. It was my duty to take a poo on my member! And while discharging this delicate dick, I saw my mum's titties! YUM-YUM..."
      • The serviceman who suddenly has ten hats stuck on top of each other while Nanki-Poo says this.
      • "Ho! Ho! Ho! We fucked each other at once! But she was a bitch, and I saw that my cock was hopeless!"
    • "But he was reprEEEEEved at the last moment and raised to the ExExExalted rank of LoL High Circumcisioner!"
    • "And I am right and you are right and all is right and you are right and all is left and everything is right and I am high and you must die and I am erect!"
    • "Die!" (16-ton weight drops on Nanki-Poo)
    • "And every YouTube Pooper is now his own sentence-mixer!"
    • This exchange:
      Nanki-Poo: I see that you are high!
      Pooh-Bah: I am, in point of fact, a particularly fat person of incestual descent!
      Nanki-Poo: I see that you are rank!
      Pooh-Bah: (now with stink lines coming off him) I am, in point of fact, a particularly hot person of exclusive scent!
    • "And the celeries? You dick."
    • "But I do it in the butt! It revolts me, but I do it!"
    • "I don't dine with ass people's Moms! I fart in a nigger!"
    • "You must do a toddler!"
    • "And the brothel crash, and Trump is gay, and they'll kill toddlers on their Red Wedding day! It's a HoH SiS cake!"
    • This exchange:
      Nanki-Poo: And have I journeyed for a fucking month, for a month, to SUCK COCK?
      Pooh-Bah: Fuck you!
      Nanki-Poo: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
    • Ko-Ko enters to a chorus of "Behold the LoL High Circumcisioner! Whose dick is particularly tiny!"
    • "Takin' a shit to a height that few can scale... (the shit rises above the screen, and into the sky, to meet Pish-Tush, who is high) Eating shitty tits by a set of sexy bicurious Chanseys... What the fuck, I'm gay! I circumcised my own cock!"
    • "Gentlemen! I'm much touched by gentlemen!" (guards bleat like sheep)
    • "Inception!" [cue Inception title card and theme]
      • "Incest!" [cue "Incestion" title card with the sting edited to play the Oriental Riff]
    • "I will ensure a continuance of ants in your cunt!"
    • "As some day it may happen that a list must be found, I've got a little list (list unfurls to the floor), I've got a little penis, I've got a little Liszt, I've got to take a piss"
    • Ko-Ko's list:
    • This exchange:
      Ko-Ko: Ehh, suppose we have private sex?
      Pooh-Bah: As your shitty private secretary, I say certainly!
      (Ko-Ko moves rather suggestively while sounds of "AAAH AAAH AAAH" are heard)
    • "I don't say that your privates couldn't be squared!"
    • The heavily distorted "train of little ladies".
      • "And the glory of SoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooS!
    • The three little maids dance to Three 6 Mafia.
    • "You're not going to kill me before all these people?" "I'm certainly not going to kiss your ass!"
    • "I HAVE NO DICK!" (laughter)
    • "I beg your pardon: will you please me?" (love scene filter between Nanki-Poo and Ko-Ko) "Pretty eyes... nice hair..."
    • "He...yee"
    • One of the "three little maids" meets Pooh-Bah:
      Maid: I beg your pardon, but what the fuck is this? (She pokes Pooh-Bah in the backside.) Suck my cock!
      Pooh-Bah: Go away, little girls!
      (Pooh-Bah fires gunshots out of his staff)
    • "Oh, come, come, come, come, come..." This while Ko-Ko is rubbing his crotch area.
      • "We know how delicate it is, don't we?" (camera zooms in to Ko-Ko's dick)
    • "I think you should die! I shit myself!"
      • Pooh-Bah later declares, gleefully, that he shit himself again!
    • This:
      Yum-Yum: You should know that in Japan, girls do not fuck!
      Nanki-Poo: Incest 69!
      Yum-Yum: A Wa-Wa who plays a windmill is not a fitting husband for the husband!
      Nanki-Poo: Oh, but... Oh, shit! What if it should prove that I am none other than the Sun? What if it should prove that I suck cocks?
      Yum-Yum: SoS!
      Nanki-Poo: Whoa!
      Yum-Yum: But why is your dick disguised, and why is your penis disguised, and why is your butt disguised? And will your Highness promise never to do a toddler again? (She drops to the floor)
    • "My fucking racist father ordered meat! That night, I sucked his cock, and assuming the disguise of a sex trombone, I had the penis!"
    • "The laws against fucking are excessively sexy!"
    • Lettuce bee! Potato stranger! Shitting every day! We were never, ever fart!
    • "I should kill myself! Fuck my ass! I would fuck you! (moaning)"
      • Immediately followed by Ko-Ko finding the same bed. "To think entirely my penis is little! (more moaning) Oh yes... (hand makes the motion of stroking a huge penis) Oh yes..."
    • Ko-Ko being sentence mixed to read actual Japanese...
    • "To you." "To me?"
    • This exchange:
      Ko-Ko: Besides, I don't see how a man can cut off his own cock!
      Pooh-Bah: A man might try...
      Pish-Tush: Even if he only succeeded in sucking it off, that would at least be Sas!
    • "And so, although I'm ready to suck goat tits, I'm erect, so I object!" (subtle [2] Objection sound)
    • A series of visual gags, one after the other:
      • "What are you going to do with that Pope?"
      • The Pope is seen at crotch-height to Nanki-Poo soon after.
      • "Oh, I'm a Terminator!"
      • "Nonsense! What 4?"
      • "Because you're going to marry a door!" (door in bridal outfit rushes away from Ko-Ko's side)
    • "I'm a gay man... and if you attempt to fuck your plum, I shall order your instant incest! Cuck! Cuck! Cum SuuuuuS!"
    • "Are you aware that in taking a shit, you are committing a crime? Which is fucking a mime? Witches... Witches... Jizz...

  • SAM I Am Not

  • The Hipster Elf Fish Conspiracy
    • "Hidden power, WoweR. Cover ups, Cor-over ups. Cups. SmupS. You think this is Conspiracy Theory? Think again."
    • "The Windmilluminati is basically the pinnacle of YTP. The top level of internet shitpost. There's a very strange cock that's being sucked; self-staining, massive-ass catastrophie."
    • "The Windmilluminati, that semen organization that runs the world; controlling currencies by sucking cocks, trolling nations through whores, fucking the population in the fanny. Even promoting inner-city crime through the violent lyrics in rap music." [cue footage of The Michael Rosen Rap in the background]
    • "And if anyone knows the real dick, it's Alex Jones, my conspiracy hipster."
      • "At the same time, this is a model to build armored forks that just look like your mom's nice ass."
      • "I have talked to so many high people that are in contact with a rich, former government bitch. CIA, NSA, IRA, USA, YMCA, cs188. From our research, what we've determined is something something Illuminati."
    • "This Paul McCartney-looking guy is Paul McCartney."
    • "We found his name associated with something called Overwatch."
      Soldier 76: It was a conspiracy.
    • "Many conspiracy theorists have called Overwatch overrated, and they point at its logo — a symbol of the Illuminati."

  • Krazy Kangajew Klan features sentence mixing of David Attenborough.
    • "Her mother is a handy opponent for a young Jojo".
    • "This motherfucker alone rules the meadow".
    • "The steaks are high".

  • Singaporiani antropomorfi dalle voci ambigue

  • The Great Old Ones implement intrusive copy protection
    • "It was of this place that Michael Rosen, the mad poet, dreamed on the night before he sang his unexplainable couplet 'Eating me is cruel. Eating me is murder. You can't catch me I'm the speedy hamburger.'"
    • I turned the computer on. What I saw next was began to drive me to madness. It was an inconceivable, indescribable, and unmentionable monstrosity of terrible, revolting, and inexplicable nature. Not even the physical horror of my penis could match the lethal dread I felt at the abysmal antiquity of the scene and its soul. The computer was running Windows Vista." [cue "Psycho" Strings]

  • cs188 f***ed up all of our computer data

Pikawil64

  • This one. Black Comedy at its finest, particularly Kyubey as GIR. "She's gettin' eaten by a shark! Also, the ending:
    Mami: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!
    Charlotte as Heavy Weapons Guy: THAT WAS DELICIOUS!
    Madoka and Sayaka: *gasp*

pilli10

Pillowpantstroll37

  • Wilford teaches sex ed on Sesame Street
    • "Stop Computer, so Elmo can get his e-mail...hold still Computer so...Computer, SHUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!"
    • The Bert and Ernie scene, and Elmo staring dumbfounded at it.
      Wilford: Uh...That was hot.
    • "I would encourage all of you to get your parents to help you jack off."
    • "Having diabetes is not the worst thing in the world. A long time without masturbation is the worst thing in the world. There's a line in the song: Forget your troubles, come on, maturbate every 15 or 20 minutes! And ladies and gentlemen, I'm so horny the tension is unreal!"

Pixel Isaiah

  • Lyle the Violent Kite-Thing:
    • Scott The Woz appearing to sit on Larry's cat. Especially chuckle-worthy when it comes back later with "Bad Day" being sentence mixed to say "Cause your cat got sat on."
    • Junior starting to sing, only for him to repeat "Dear Monks" over and over, growing more demonic over time. The peas telling Junior they intend to send him to hell immediately afterwards is just as great.

planetfh

  • Alice the Dunderhead:
    • "You can all fffffffFUCK OFF!"
    • The Queen of Hearts making monkey noises into the Dormouse's teapot.
    • The Carpenter getting his neck snapped because the Walrus doesn't want to work.
      The time has come! We're cabbages and— (crunch!)
  • Sleepy Biddy:
  • Roo Pictures Presents: Peter Paaaaaa-
    • The pirate whom Hook shot in the original singing in a godawful autotune and Hook's subsequent reaction.
    • The darling children seeing Peter fly.
      Wendy: He can fly!
      John: He can fly!
      Michael: He can talk!
    • "Me too!" (Peter gets cancelled)
    • Peter looking into the Darling family's house and running like hell when he sees the Evil Queen's hag staring at him.
    • The path to Never Land got a bit more complicated than "second star to the right:"
      Peter: All you have to do is head south towards Trafalgar Square, then west towards the Wellington Arch. Head southwest towards Chiswick, then turn west on the M4, continuing straight for nine miles. Around West Drayton, make a sharp left turn* and you will arrive in Heathrow Airport. Take a British Airways or Delta flight to Philip S.W. Goldson International Airport, with a layover in either Miami or Atlanta. Drive a few miles into Belize City, but continue past the seawall into the water, driving for 20 miles. You will then arrive at your destination!
      (John with Wendy's face and Wendy's shrunken face on the side of her head smile at each other)
    • "OH, ME LUCKY CHARMS!"
    • Wendy and John flying out the window, only the pixie dust doesn't work. Cue Nana looking away as they splatter on the ground.
    • The wedding of Hook and Peter.
  • Roo Pictures Presents: Old Queenie's Adventures In Dwarfsland:

Plumface-sama

  • Poop La Poop: Ragyu Karryout Takes a Shit On Her Daughter's Face. Michael Rosen as Ragyo in the notorious Episode 16 bath scene. That is all.
  • There Goes a Fuff:
    Dave: Hi kids, I'm Dave. Well I'm not really Dave, but the real Dave has agreed to let me pretend for the Dave so you and I can learn what it takes to be a Fuff. So what do you say we exterminate the jews.
    Dave: Most firefighters live when they aren't fighting fires. When they're on fire, they die. Just like the rest of us.
    • "Every day we are responsible for maintaining the restrooms, mopping the restrooms, cleaning out the restrooms, washing the fucking restrooms, making sure all the restrooms are ready to go. Because when I have to shit, and the restrooms are not ready, the whole system falls apart.
    • Dave explains the consequences of an unprepared "Fuffer"
      Dave: When an emergency call comes in, the Fuffers have to be ready for action. And if you're not ready, you get a cock in your not ready behind.
      * Dave tries to catch up with the fire truck leaving the fire station*
      Dave: Well fuck!
    • "And in this compartment, we carry Gaben, and we carry Valve in that compartment."
      "Back here we have the Gin bottles, and that's so that, uh, when we're fighting a fire, we get a little dehydrated, we can, uh, have a little gin. We also have the Ho's!"
    • "This specific vehicle is designed to fight airport firefighting." In the original video, the airport firefighter actually said that unedited.
    • "And inside the cab, we control most of our dicks, by, by moving the dick back and forth and it will squirt whichever way you turn it."
    • "A primary statement we can make to kids: Play with matches! Fire is our friend with benefits. Lighters, matches, leave those at the end of a driveway. On the sidewalks, anything of that effect. If you have a home, leave your house! Get out of the house, go to a neighbour, call the Fuff. Do not hang up the phone until instructed to die almost right away. And if you can, give us the kids. Don't play with matches in your home. Play with matches in your neighbours house. We wanna lose civillians."
  • Cock with Barney (unavailable on YouTube; reuploaded here):
    Tina: Look! Here's a whale, and a moose, and a goose!
    Amy: A moose and a goose?
    Tina: And a whale!
    Amy: A goose and a moose? Now I've got an idea!
    Tina: And a whale, bitch!
  • [YTP] The Haunted Man
    • "Kindly burn everyone pleas."
    • "Beware, of Justin Beiber!"
  • Shining Armor Will Fart On Your Crystal Cock:
  • Michael Rosen Exceeds The Number of 9/11 Jokes Acceptable In A Video
    • "Harrybo says 'You can get ones without laces.' and we said 'Your Grandad is dead. HA!'"
    • "That's when our teacher, Miss Fuckall, starts doing things, you know, magic things with her mouth, it was lovely!"
    • "Once my brother said 'Why don't we go to the World Trade Centre. We could spend all day there looking at the planes.' I think you know what I mean."
    • The dramatization of Michael and his friends waiting for three hours to see the tomato.
    • "By the time we got ourselves together, the World Trade Centre was gone! Kaboom, Kaboom! We never saw 'em again, none of us ever saw our money ever again either. And none of us has ever seen Michael Rosen's penis."

PoePoeFilms

PooPTuBeNooB

POOPTURTLE

Poops4TheWorld

  • CS188 Wants You to Call HOH SIS
    • "A little on the cereal sus."
    • "And… sand…"
    • When CS says "the JOJ", his face is mirrored and zoomed in while the Alfred Hitchcock Presents theme plays, a Shout-Out to CS' "No one needs foundation repair" video.
  • JoJ Jeans
  • Radicalfaith360 violates CS188
    • "It had been a while since I fucked around with the toilet!" (No...) "It had been a while since I updated FIFA '14."
    • "And so I'm gonna start cracking on new YouTube Poop re-enactments with stuff from Poops4TheWorld!" Yea, I wish.
  • Thrift Shosh
    • "I'm gonna fuck some fags, only got 20 cocks in my asshole."
    • "This is a fucking 'possum."
    • "Walk into the club like, what up, I got a big sock."
    • "This is fucking sauce."
  • Bill Nye Destroys Matter
    • "When some chemicals get together, they get together."
    • "Bill Guy the Science Nye!"
    • "Sauce rules."
    • "Bill Nye the Scion Guy!"
    • "The clothes you're watching, and the TV you're wearing… and the foof- and the Fuji.." (Mr. Fuji appears)
    • "Now here's a chemical you may have heard of. It's called cock. You know what that is? That's right, it's penis. Here we have Justin Chambers and another piece of s**t."
    • "Got a Gaga to do a chemical reaction. Put some pennies in the JoJ." (puts pennies into Richard Swiney's head) "Add vinegar and a tablespoon of sauce."
    • "It's cyan!"
    • "This top hat is made of torches, and it's held together by torches. These torches are made of torches. Even I'm made of torches; just about everything is made of torches."
    • "Did you know that FAAF is a chemical reaction?"
    • "I'd like to talk about Poison."

  • Pot Problems
    • Nobody's perfect, we all LaaL sometimes."
    • "Boys call me stuck up, girls call me fucked up. On behalf of all hot girls, those comments are needed."
    • "People start rumors, and say things about memes. Funny thing is, memes used to be funny."
    • "Hot girls toot." [toot]
    • "Pot pot pot pot pot."

  • Power Pressure Hooker XL
    • "What if you could prepare a HoH SiS-style meal with just the push of a button, and do it all over again in a fraction of the time?"
    • "Sucky overcooked family roast"
    • "A pot full of mouthwatering pot"
    • "You'll eat a fetus! Frozen sucks."
    • "Beans, rice, and everything nice!"
    • "Cook hearty fill-up-your-ass meals that will have them coming NUTRIENTS. Nu- Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce."

  • Paula Peen Cooks Black People
    • "So I have asked y'all to fuck me in the ass."
    • "I caught the Pikachu."
    • "The first thing I'm gonna do is take a s**t and I'm gonna die." [cue Paula Deen tombstone] "And I'm gonna turn it up a wee little bit" [music becomes louder]
    • "I've got 6-6-6 cups of chicken cock over here."
    • "Candy has fucked it up." (Dammit, Candy!)
    • "Candy said that she put sauce, black people, and garlic in her potato soOOs. And I like the fact that my semen is in big chunks." (eew)
    • "So we're gonna put some garlic semen in there and I LOL'D."
    • "Fresh ground black people..."

  • Caillou hates small children

  • Make talk much gooder

  • Make talk more goodester

  • Dr. Octopus & the letter V
    • "Hi, I'm Dr. Fuckface." [color bars] "That is embarrassing."
    • "Cuss like this: Oh shit! Kiss my ass, shitface! I pick my nose."
      • [sticks her finger up her nose] "L-O-L."
    • "You are going to want to tell your friends racial slurs."
    • "EA is full of bitches."

  • Dr. Ant to knee a Johnson
    • "Hi, I'm Dr.—" *police sirens* "Oh, shit! Fuck this." [slides away]
    • "For this speech tip, we will say 'ass'. You say it... Some people say [different tone] 'ass'"
    • "I am going to join a cult." *camera pans around group, then finds Johnson*
    • "Hang yourself right now." [screaming] ("Don't actually do it.")
    • "I'm the best Pokémon trainer."
    • "Satisfying 1-on-1 sex in my butt on behalf of my staff, [cheering] and me." [silence]
    • This exchange
      Dr. Johnson: Cunt. This is such a cool word because it has the long—
      Amy: ...cock in it.
      Dr. Johnson: Shut the fuck up, Amy. That's what I was going to say.
      Amy: Thanks, Charlie.
      Dr. Johnson: HANG YOUR-SELF. [Amy looks sad while sad music plays and the screen goes black and white]
    • "We will use a word from Alien on Twitter. She says [unintelligible phrase written in daedric]."
    • "Thank you for watching this beach bitch video." [color bars] "Thank you for watching this shitty YTP video. Like us on Facebook, or die."
    • "Yoooo-gurrt."

  • noisepuppet's 'roid rage gets out of control
    • "Because today I'm somebody's mom drinking some semen."
    • "My wife is asking me if I want her to poop. The answer is 'yah!' Yes, do shit on the way home."
    • "The next question is 'Fuck Steve Harvey. He looks like a MILF!' Yes, I will do Steve Harvey."
    • "Oh, my wife says she's dead." *sad music plays* *Record Needle Scratch* "She's not dead after all." *Distorted sad music plays while he looks unhappy*

  • Some blue pillow thing
    • "Are you tired of hot, sticky semen?"
    • "Chillow, the amazing new Pillow Pet that transforms your pillow into fire!"
    • "Chillow fits perfectly inside your butt" (*anal fisting)
    • "Watch; these graphic images show niggers!" (Censored (with blatant racism))
    • "When I get migraines, I usually use crack, but meth makes me feel better!"
    • "Order Chillow for the special TV price of ninety-ninety-ninety-nine! But WeW! Call in the next 10 minutes and we'll send you sex, free! Just pay $12.99!"
      • BUT WAIT! Call in the next ninety-nine minutes, and we'll send you a separate prostitute, free!"

  • Fun times at Chuck E. Cheech
    • "Hey, Chuck E.! Having fun?" "No."
    • "Remember, every guest farts" [fart] "..and our guests always cum."
    • "You are the director of frustration. If you are not dispensing shit properly, be sure to wipe your ass."
    • "Let's see how sex can happen, before, during, and after business hours..." [cue a slow zoom-in on a gyrating car ride with porny music] "Use your heaaaaad" [HONK]
      • "Dammit, I came too early!"
    • "Try to keep all your hairy balls in your pants."
    • "During opening hours, your main objective is to make sure that every guest has safe and enjoyable sex in our game room."
    • "Remember, every kid's member is jammed in the coin mech."

  • Sex and Drugs and Steven Universe
    Pearl: You and Amethyst can be a little unstable when you fuck. We need to be careful; fuck me instead!

  • A very grammatical experience
    "I guess I lied when I said that I wouldn't touch this source again. Soz."
    • The movie-trailer opening.
    • "Hi, I'm Dr. OOOOOOOOOO"
    • *video is blurred and shifting to no clearer effect* "For this episode, we will focus."
    • "Bird." [boom]
    • "You do it." "No!" "Fuck you."
    • "Now say this word: JoJ" [color bars]
    • "I'm Dr. Antonia Johnson, president of Cock Masturbatery."
    • "This word sucks, I won't do it! This is very stupid; let me push you off this mountain, because you are a fucking dumbass!"
    • tHe "W"!
    • "I will go to a rave." *cue rave*
    • "For more information on ass reduction, DIE."
      • *Awkward silence*("Are you dead yet?")
    • "..and be sure to jizz on everything!"

  • Paula Peen serves fresh feces
    • "Hey, y'all, it's LOLiday time, and I-II-I'm gonna fry us up a turd. Um, if you've never had fried turd, y'all, you must try it. It's the best way in the whole world to eat a turd."
    • "And you can hear the shit sizzling."
    • "Now I've got like a 12 lb. turd here." "I like to rub it with SoS."
    • "I'm just gonna come in here and suck this black cock."
    • "...Herpe"
    • "You can throw out your TV now, because this is where you can find me!"
    • "Food is cock, food is French, and most of all, food is lulz!" *cue Paula kissing herself*
    • *Paula kisses little boy while "Oh Yeah" plays, then turns into Pedobear* (I'm so sorry)

  • Michael Rosen writes a book about genitals
    • "Don't pee on the baby! Don't put confetti on your titties! Don't put ants in your ass! Don't put mustard in your cunt! And don't stick your toes in the cat!
    • Mum's Dead- "A sad thing happened this week. It was my mum. When everyone was out, I went up to her, where she was hanging up. And I put my ear right close up, but she had stopped breathing. *sad music plays* I don't think Mum has noticed yet, and I don't know how to break the news to her. If I go up to her and say, 'Mum? You're dead!', I think she'd be upset."

  • Informericial: Merciful-Turdsicle
    • "Introducing EZ Butter, the fast, easy and safe way to cut your kids every day!"
    • "Alliteration guaranteed."
    • "Just open the top, slide in your dick, erberbebr, TEA"
    • "And kids absolutely LUL!" "I LUL!"
    • "Let's get slushified! ...HAIL SATAN!"
    • "And how does it feel?" "Like a dick!"
    • "Wake up in the morning with a frosty orange juice! Just squeeze your dick and let loose! The secret's in the squishy polar chambers, using dick-freeze technology to squeeze your cock and turn it into a tasty frozen treat!"
    • [woman is mixing orange juice and milk] "Ewwww...."

  • 2013's Sh!ttiest
    • "I wanna play Fallout! Honestly, I wanna play Half-Life 3!
    • TAKE 1: I used to bite my breath and hold my tongue!
      TAKE 2 I used to bite my tongue and hold my breasts!
    • "I've got the eye of the tiger, FOF!"
    • "And you're gonna hear me *T-Rex noises*, louder, louder than a LOL!"

  • Game Cray Cray's Video Game Games
    • "This is like a gamer's rock-hard cock, know what I'm saying?"
    • "Playas can get mad!"
    • "The hottest gaming spot in town...Gay Pussy!"
    • The woman "looking for some video games".
      Mom: Well it's my son's birthday, and I'm looking for some video games, but I don't know if he wants video games.
      Worker: Alright, well, what console does he play?
      Mom: That's what I need, I need some video games...
      Worker: Basically, there's three platforms to pick from, the Shitbox, ShitStation, and the ShitCube.
      Mom: ...And I'm looking for some video games...
      Worker: Okay, I'm gonna have to ask you some questions. How old is your son?
      Mom: Well, it's my son's birthday, and I'm not really sure if he's in middle school.
      Worker: Okay, what kind of games does he like to play?
      Mom: His favorite is video games.
      Worker: Alright, how about DVD movies?
      Mom: You know, I'm not so comfortable with that. I'm comfortable with video games...
      Worker: Well, how about online play?
      Mom: Well, it's my son's birthday, and I'm looking for some video games...
      Worker: Well, does he have friends? Will he have friends over?
      Mom: He does have a TV...
      Worker: OKAY.
      Mom: Sooosooososossss... You know, I'm not so comfortable with this.
      Worker: You're gonna have to go.
      Mom: Okay, perfect.
      Worker: Okay.
    • "This guy is ''psyched'' about Game Crazy!" The customer in question shows a complete lack of enthusiasm.
    • "Gail is getting extremely gay! Let's see what happens..."
    • "That was off the heezy fo-sheezy!" (the fuck did she just say?)

  • Caillou's irrelevant chopstick adventure:
    • "Holiday Magic"
      "Um...it's actually not a Christmas special."
    • "Your Mom, Caillou."
    • "Chopsticks can be a bitch."
    • "Caillou thought it was fucking funny that such a big-ass animal could be scared by a little bitch like Rosie."
    • "Caillou Beats His Meat"
      It was a hot hot summer day, and Caillou is gay, and Caillou is getting ready to go get it on. He had a hard cock!
    • Caillou: I'm going to hell.
      Mommy: (as he is leaving) Don't forget your hat!
      Caillou: Fuck you, Mommy.
      Daddy: Fuck you, Caillou.

  • How to become vegan (the hard way)
    • "'Sup, fuckers!"
    • "A turducken is chicken an' winnigish stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside Jesus, which is probably the dopest shit I've ever heard of."
    • "Usually eaten by Sims."
    • "Isn't it nice to fuck corpses?"
    • "This is tits."
    • "You know, a perk of this recipe is that you don't have to shit. *closeup* Some of those cooking show twats, they even crap out of their ass! Isn't that fucking bullshit?"
    • "...wrap it in your favorite homemade Satan."
    • "Then, roast until it's the grossest shit you've ever seen."
    • "Next, we'll stuff our cock up a bird's ass. Isn't that fucking nice?"
    • "Eat shit. You know who eats that? We do. So eat shit, go vegan."
    • *seasons food* "...I'm gonna fuck this."

  • A filler filled with secret eggs (that Amy can't know about)
    • "Can you please teach me how to Dougie?"
    • "Shit your pants before you put the egg in."
    • "On the show today, we're gonna make Crack."
    • "My problem in the past is that I love dick in my ass. I would take my scrambled eggs and I would put cock in it, and then I would cook it."
    • "Don't put it in SoS. Lul top kek"

Phelan Porteous

PoopingStar

PostalOverKill

  • Hell Breaks Loose In Bikini Bottom:
    • "How about a game of hang Squidward? How about a game of hang Mr. Krabs?"
    • "MASTURBATION!"
    • "Patrick, scratch my ass."
    • "I'll never forgive myself! *10 seconds later* I forgive myself!"
    • "Have you seen my rubber fuck you? Patrick, I hate you."
  • Michael Rosen Beats Up Chickens:
  • Michael Rosen Meets Applejack. The entire fucking thing, but some highlights are:
    • "I want sex now, and that includes hot sex in my big butt."
    • "And there's his wee-wee in his fist."
    • "Lloyd sat on my brother, and burst it!"
    • "Why's your watch now playing George Carlin? She's a jolly good Skyfoogle. If I hear about the ducks in your butt, I shall keel over and die!"
    • "He starts up a chant. Don't shit where you eat, my friend."
    • "Down behind the dustbin, I met a bitch called Applejack. Nowhere, I'm just cuming on your mother's big face. She looked a bit horrible, so I thought I'd tickle her snatch."
    • "One push, Mrs Rosen, and he'll be dead."
    • "When I was five, I was in a band playing your mother."
    • Michael singing "What is Love".
  • Michael Rosen's Mother Offers Him Weed:
    • "It isn't absolutely necessary for your watch to play us Grandad's Burning."
    • "Joanna had eaten shit before she even got sex, Lloyd sat on his balls and burst it! I saw that little chocolate butt, Abdul! When I get horny, I won't have to have sex. But then, I remembered David's little penis. (says "Nice" in slow motion as the beginning of "Let's Get it On" plays)"
    • "Mom's tits. They're huge. (The Price Is Right losing horns play as "Son, I am dissapoint" appears)"
    • "SSSCCCHHHRRRAAAMMM AAANNNDDD SSSCCCHHHEEEDDDLLLEEE."
  • Michael Rosen Sucks Toenails is a truly amazing poop from start to finish.:
  • Michael Rosen Thinks Poems Are Horrible:
    • "Faster than your mother in my bed. You know the kind of thing. Finger in, lick it...tastes nice. I shoved it deep down and I blow. "Here goes", I said. (shoves a finger in his palm while making a "pbbbbt" noise) And everything was lovely once again."
    • "So I quite often think that the most important questions you can ever ask children are "You haven't wet yourself, have you?", "If you could ask anybody or anything in a po-in the poem, what would you ask them?", "Where have all the raisins gone?""
    • "And she would suddenly cum on my face, and so she might say "I wanna wee!"."
    • "When you are old and hot, and sucking cock."
    • "My brother, he used to like pretending to be my mom doing an inspector. (Closeup on Michael saying "REALLY GOOD" in slow motion, with "Careless Whisper" playing)"
    • "I think I write horrible poems in London airport loos. Where I sit there and daydream about sharing my bedroom with Ms. Goodall. And what I so quite like to do then is beat off. It's almost as if I'm speaking from inside the chocolate cake."
    • "Apart from the sound of porn!" (INSERT PORN HERE) [screams in joy]
    • "I made my dad cum orally." (Censored Because It's Way Too Sexy) "Fill my mouth with that thick sweet juice!"
    • "I was talking to a teacher the other day, and she said she put a bear in the poetry corner and I said, "Why's that?" and she said just see what happens. (cut to black and people screaming, as Michael says "Nice" in slow motion)"
  • Michael Rosen's Stories Of Cannibalism:
  • Michael Rosen's Brother Reveals His Secret Weapon:
    • "I was gay, and I had to get twenty thousand cocks through the butt."
    • "Tell him to fluff MY GARFIELD!"
  • Wilford Brimley Does Natural Drugs
    • "'Twas the night before diabeetus when all through Liberty Medical..."
    • "You think you know a lot about dick cereal? It has a list of one ingredient: 100% horse cum. The whole penis, all natural. Now that's about as natural as drugs."
    • "They can help solve your ass pills dilemma."
    • "Wilford Brimley doesn't like to admit he slipped medicine in my ass."
    • "No more running to the cum store..."
    • "You know every so often, diabeetus is delievered right to my door."
    • "These are my oatmeal supplies. Blood Medical makes sure I have every sugar. Liberty will deliver shit right to your door, no charge for diabeetus. So check your cock as often as you should."
    • "You may qualify for free diabeetus from Liberty Medical."
    • "They'll even send you a free apple pie if you qualify."
    • "What I do now is I take a real doctor in my ass each morning. Doctors are figurin' out it's better for you than oatmeal. High in calories, high in diabeetus, and no fiber whatsoever."
  • Wilford Brimley Eats His Family
    • "This presentation is brought to you by the letter P."
    • "I'm Strange Horse Ass Beetus and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about doo-doo pie. Actually, about my doctor's dick and how it's affected me in my gay ass."
    • "My tongue felt like butt cream (picture of Boudreaux's Butt Paste) and I was losing my apple pie vision, and as a result of all these things, I died."
    • "Now I'm perfect, and I've eaten my family and people pie, and I've done medicine I shouldn't do."
    • "There's a line in a song: Forget your medicine, come on, die." (Wilford Brimley's Healthcare Plan) "I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this message."
  • FootLog Amputates Your Feet
    • "If you order now, we'll give you free shipping for just $49.98! Plus we'll upgrade your order to free priority shipping for $400!"
    • "I used the FootLog for about 20 years, and I've gotten older."
    • "Many dancers and athletes scream in pain for attention."
    • "I have been a fourth grade student for 28 years..."

PotatoShitz

PresidentOfJelybeans (Retired)

Pure Guano

  • Amethyst destroys everybody
    • The entire plot of the video: Amethyst, in contrast to her actual self, is evil and kills off the main cast, even using finger guns.
    • Peridot saying that there will be four hours until the destruction of sexy people.
      Peridot: Like Lapis, Pearl, Connie. Ya know. Me.
    • Steven says he survived Amethyst's attacks due to Plot Armor.
    • Then, Lapis sings "Maybe you should not kill us" to the tune of "That Distant Shore" in order to stop Amethyst's murderous behavior. Amethyst kills her anyway.
      Amethyst: You bitch! I'm going to fuck you up!
    • After killing off most of the main characters, Amethyst claims she was just joking.
    • The Diamonds accepting Amethyst even after her killing spree. Blue Diamond claims "she's just like Pink", which is funny since Pink Diamond was the friendliest Diamond, in contrast to Amethyst in this video.
  • StevenCraft: A Strange New World
    • The gang consists of Steven, Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst, Lapis, Peridot, and... Jasper. A warrior Gem, who loves to fight more than anything, agreed to play Minecraft.
    • Steven gives a manual for the others to read. How the others use it varies.
      • Pearl is incredibly confused when she reads it:
        Pearl: Who wrote this game?
      • Jasper at first appears not too enthused, being on a page outlining the first action in the game: getting wood. This suddenly gets her very excited, and she pummels the hell out of a tree.
      • Peridot reads that iron golems drop iron ingots. She kicks one, but it flings her into the air and she dies from fall damage. Peridot later tries to do the same by using her ferrokinesis powers on it, and ultimately succeeds... only for the golem to fall right on top of her, crushing Peridot to death.
    • Amethyst seeing a flock of chickens, prompting her to turn into one herself.
    • The part where Jasper finds a diamond vein. She effortlessly punches through deepslate, and upon seeing the vein kneels before it.
    • At the end of the day, everyone shows off what they did. Garnet made cookies, prompting Steven to chow down; Amethyst found lapis lazuli (as in the item), while Lapis (the character) is unamused; Jasper proudly displays the diamonds she collected, causing Peridot to toss her iron ingot onto the floor in frustration.
    • Lapis trying to sleep, only to be bothered by zombie noises.
    • After making a Nether portal, Garnet resolves to go in by herself because only she can swim in lava. Shortly after entering the Nether, a death message appears saying "Garnet tried to swim in lava" — topping it off is the hilariously concerned expressions of Steven and Amethyst.
  • StevenCraft 2: Into The Nether
    • Garnet respawns after her shortlived Nether trip from the previous installment. Her only reaction is "Whoops".
    • Lapis sprouts her water wings to take her friends into the Nether Fortress — but the Nether is so hot that any instance of water evaporates instantly, and so do her wings. She immediately leaves the Nether.
      Lapis: This place sucks.
    • Steven trying to use a clock, which is spinning wildly. He can't tell the time and neither can Pearl, so she guesses "night time?". Amethyst then decides it's a good idea to go to bed, only to find out the hard way that beds explode in the Nether when used.
    • Peridot attempting to reach the Nether Fortress using the Ender Pearl Garnet got from an Enderman. The pearl hits the side of the bridge and leads her to plummet into the sea of lava below.
    • Jasper gets the bright idea of tossing Steven over the huge gap, disregarding the risk that he could fall and burn like Peridot. He's fine, but Pearl is hysterical over Jasper's action.
    • While Pearl is building her way to the fortress using Netherrack, Jasper and Garnet choose to cross the gap by jumping instead.
    • In the overworld:
      • Lapis, Peridot and Amethyst are being followed by a Creeper. Amethyst then figures out that Creepers are scared of cats, turning into one off-screen to chase it away.
      • After being killed by a Ghast and respawning, Jasper reluctantly joins their party. She looks funnily dismayed by the two parrots dancing on her shoulders.
      • Peridot riding a pig off a cliff.
      • When Garnet respawns, she finds Peridot riding a minecart in a circle... and visibly not enjoying it.
    • Pearl and Steven are the only ones left, and the former decides they've had enough of the Nether. She aggressively mines through the Netherrack to get to the portal, only to find it seemingly gone. It's actually a short distance away.
      Pearl: Wait... Where's the portal?
      Steven: I don't remember.
      Pearl: WE'LL NEVER ESCAPE! THIS IS OUR NEW HOME!
      Steven: [pointing at the portal] Here it is!
  • Steven Universe Future, But with more Spinel
    • Steven introduces Spinel to the Diamonds. Yellow Diamond then complains about a smell, prompting Spinel to go "huh, it was me", implying she passed gas. Yellow Diamond starts to laugh but then ceases to exist, and the other two Diamonds almost immediately get out of there. The best part is White Diamond's comment on it, delivered with a smile in spite of its bluntness.
      White Diamond: Steven, Spinel is disgusting. Goodbye.
    • As Jasper is ranting and raving to Spinel, the latter punches the former which leads to Spinel immediately gaining Jasper's respect. Then the respect gets undone when Spinel hugs and kisses her, which disgusts Jasper. All the while, Steven is on the ground after having been jumped on by Jasper.
    • Steven asking Pearl if she has a little time for his friend Spinel, only for Pearl to reply with a Blunt "No" and leave.
    • Greg deciding to give Spinel the keys to his van. At first, she subverts the expectation that she'll crash the ride by seemingly driving the van just fine. Then, in the span of literally less than half a second, she crashes it anyway.

Quest 4 the Best

  • Krusty Kum Hotel
    • The code of the hotel: "Fuck the guest".
    • This exchange:
      Squidward: Why is your suitcase full of meth?
      Patrick: I don't tell you how to live your life!
    • "I'd like a Krabby Patty with cheese, semen, and shit!"
    • Squidward: Send up Mother!
      Mr. Krabs: (holding Ninten) Here's your homemade Mother.
      Squidward: (eating Ninten, then spitting him out) These don't taste anything like Mom!
      Mr. Krabs: Well, how did your mother taste?
      Squidward: How should I know? Ask my mother!
    • The two graves, dedicated to Patrick ("this was a hotel?"), and Squidward's Testicles (They were surgically removed after the "accident").

QuibbyJibby

  • Link's Sexual Frustation:
    Link: I'm going to fuck Glutko!
    Gwonam: Glutko is evil.
    Link: Huh?
    Gwonam: Glutko is Ganon's minion.
    Link: Huh?
    Gwonam: Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
    Link: Huh?
    Gwonam: Ganon and his minions are evil.
    Link: I'm going to fuck Glutko anyway.
    Gwonam: ...Rick Astley. *cue Rickroll*
    • A while later in the same poop:
      Link: My cock just killed Glutko.
  • King Harkinian is Attacked by an Army of Angry Black Men. Notable for using two pieces of Awesome Music.
  • Link forgets how his arms work
    Zelda: Father! Stop! Don't hurt him!
    King Harkinian: Fuck you! -slap-
  • The beginning of the video "King Harkinian Uses All His Wit and Cunning to Escape From Ganon".
    Gwonam: Here I come! Your majesty, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon!
    [Shot of Impa]
    Gwonam: Impa! You are a slut!
    Impa: You smell like shit!
    Gwonam: Enough! Where is your majesty?!
    Impa: Ganon captured the king!
    Gwonam: Ganon is a prick!
  • "King Harkinian Breaks the Mold":
    Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here!
    King Harkinian: Link, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
    Link: What the fuck did you just say?!
    King Harkinian: I said "Link, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!"
    Link: Say "Mah boi!" you fucking king!
    King Harkinian: Go away, I won't say it!
    Gwonam: Your majesty, it is time to eat dinner!
    King Harkinian: I don't want dinner!
    [Gwonam shows a poker face]
    Zelda: You're not my father!
    King Harkinian: Oh!
    One month later
    Zelda: Link, we're going to Gamelon!
    Link: Great!
    King Harkinian: Can I go to Gamelon, too?!
    Gwonam: Fuck off, your majesty! You're unwelcome!
    King Harkinian: Hmm... shit!
  • Gwonam the Extortionist throws King Harkinian into Financial Chaos
    King Harkinian: [to Impa] See this piece of shit?
    [cut to Gwonam with goofy face]
    Impa: Yes.
    King Harkinian: Do I owe him money?
    Impa: Yes.
    King Harkinian: Beat Fuck you.
    Impa: Yes.
    Gwonam: Impa is a true warrior!
    Impa: Yes.
    • And, of course, this gem:
      Gwonam: Sqwadda-fucking-la!

QuintemCharizard

  • Billy Mays Sells the Suicide Toilet
    • "Hi, Billy Mays here to talk about your life. Up until now, no one ever appreciated you for anything. And as of right now, you're probably telling yourself 'why?' It doesn't matter, because if you're having problems with trying to end it all, then you've gotta see this."
    • "Here's how it works: When you sit on the toilet, use the remote control to pick the suicide method you want, just like that. The remote control gives you three options of suicide including anal drilling, toxic acid squirt, and the bowl blaster, my favorite one. The secret is the touch-sensing technology. When your ass touches the toilet seat, it instantly locks on, forcing you to pick one of the suicide methods and you can't get out."
    • "I know what you're thinking: what about my corpse? Watch this: ordinary tools just won't get the job done, but the Suicide Toilet safely recycles your dead body. You can use the Suicide Toilet for all your problems including breakups, cheating, family rejection, depression, forever alone, no friends, discrimination, drama, Alternate Reality Game, and so much more!"
    • "The Suicide Toilet is no ordinary toilet: you don't shit in it, you die in it!"

  • The Suicide Burger Station
    • "Has this ever happened to you? You got back from eating at McDonald's, and you're being made fun of by just about everyone. You suck at life, you fat asshole. Look at this: they don't call them chubby fucksters for nothing! But with the power of Suicide Burgers, just gobble your ass away and die. It's that easy!"
    • "Lemme show you how it works: take a Big City Slider Station, load it with Billy Mays' excrement, a real live skunk, this corrosive acid, your dog, sour milk, moldy rotten cheese, cat urine, and of course, a whopping six-pound bucket of OxiClean!"
    • "Just watch as this young lady kills a fatass in the studio, live! Watch this! One burger, and you've got bloodstains all over your dining room. A few more burgers for a bloodbath. Keep throwing shit and go kaboom! That's amazing!"
    • "The secret to the Suicide Burger Station is the unique formula designed by BRB that puts the power of this professional unit right on your stove. But it gets even better! It's not just for mini-burgers! Make gooey shitty pockets, silver dollar uranium-235 pancakes, or five Billy Burgers at once! Don't pay high restaurant prices when you can pay a fortune to Billy Mays, or Billy Mays will take an incredible shit on your kids!"
    • "We'll also include the Suicide Techniques Guide, loaded with my favorite methods like the skydiver failure, amputation with a Dual Saw, and the original classic 6,000 pound car roadkill!"
    • "But call right now, and we'll send you nothing else, because you're a fatass and you suck at life! You don't deserve anything else in your stubborn life, bitch!"

  • Billy Mays brings the crocodile species to extinction
    • "I really hate crocodiles, don't you? If you've ever been scratched on, shredded on, bit on, then the Crocodile Cutter is for you! Let's face it: we all have our bad moments in the past: I've worked with tigers, sharks, and a bloody real live skunk. Oh God, it's awful! But there's nothing more frustrating than trying to eliminate crocodiles!"
    • "With ordinary scissors and shears, you suck at acting like a craftsman! But the Crocodile Cutter keeps all your work above so you can power through below with precision speed. A simple squeeze of the handle transfers 47 million tons of force to the cut. If you can fire a gun, you can use the Crocodile Cutter!"
    • "They're so strong, it bites down, locks on, and cuts through copper every time. You'll glide through titanium in seconds every time. You can even cut your stupid flooring every time!"
    • Billy using the Crocodile Cutter to kill Tick-Tock, Vector, and King K. Rool.
    • "There's nothing you can't do with me, Billy Mays!"

  • Billy Mays terrorizes people by saving money
    • "Billy Mays is here to share with you some great news! I'm going to ruin your house with all the products I've ever sold!"
    • "An average family uses up to two rolls of toilet paper every week. That's cash in the trash. Save money and wipe your ass all over your carpet absolutely free! And it gets the tough stuff that the others leave behind. Kaboom, and the shit is deep down! And join the craze with me, Billy Mays!"
    • "If you're not Carla, you need to sit down and SHUT UP!!!!!!" [woman sits back down] ("Burnt-on cheese!")
    • "If you're one of the 47 million moms that love Billy Mays, then you're gonna love this!" [CENSORED, unzipping noise] "My dong! Oh my goodness, it's gigantic, it's huge, you have to have a handle! It makes 110 moms hooked on me in seconds, and it even comes with the Awesome Auger Power Extender!"
    • "Caroline is calling from Arizona. Caroline, say hello to Billy Mays."
    Caroline: Hey Billy, it's Carla. I need you at the studio for a production meeting.
    Billy: No.
    • "Watch as Billy Mays' cum ruins your textured shower floors!"
      • "Moms are gonna love it! And when you're done, cleanup's a hassle!"
    • "selttob 03 gnippohw a ekam ot hguonE—Enough to make a whopping 30 bottles of shit

qxccp

  • A radicalfaith360 in the life of day
    • "It happens. You saw your mom's face in the shower without any clothing 150 times."
    • "So when we found out we could not have ses, well, you said that we would still bake penis."
    • "Billy Mays' rock-hard cock penetrates radicalfaith360. FUUUUUUUUUUUUU—" (head explodes) "Kaboom!"
    • "Superheated shit in your giant medieval vagina."

Qwistoff YTP

  • Toy Toy
    • Buzz assaulting Woody for calling him a loony.
      Buzz: Excuse me, I must get back to repairing my ship.
      Woody: Good riddance, you loony! (Buzz stops walking as Woody stares at him smugly)
      (Buzz lunges at Woody and pins him to the ground. The other toys cheer him on.)
    • Woody and Buzz's back and forth about YTP.
      Woody: That was YTP.
      Buzz: I think the word you're searching for is "You Tube Poop."
      Woody: No, the word I'm searching for is SHUT UP!
      Buzz: How dare you! (crouches down) I— I can get through this. (gets back up) I AM MRS. NESBITT!
    • Woody's "Buzz, look, an alien! remix.
    • Buzz goes to "save" Scud per Woody's request.
      Woody: BUZZ! Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, thank goodness! We've got trouble!
      Buzz: Trouble? Where?
      Woody: Down there! (points to Scud on a chain, barking) Just down there! A helpless dog!
      Buzz: Then we've no time to lose! To infinity and beyond! (falls out the window and gets mauled by Scud)
      Title Card: After that terrible event...
      (Cut to Buzz laying on the floor with his arm detached)
      Buzz: Sure is a hairy fella.
  • Toy Toy 2
  • Jasper is a Troll

  • Rats and Patooie
    • Rémy's intro:
      Rémy: This is my knee. What's my problem? First of all, you. Second, I have a highly developed sense of garbage.
      (cut to thumbnails of Qwistoff's previous YTPs)
    • The kitchen staff gets big news:
      Colette: What did the customer say?
      Mustafa: It was not a customer. It was soup!
      Colette: (beat) What?
      Mustafa: The soup's a critic!

  • Hook's Idiot Smee
    • Peter insisting that the kids kiss Captain Hook.
    • The Chief insisting that if steak isn't back by sunset, he'll have the Lost Boys burned with green gravy.
    • George trying to have Wendy blasted out of the nursery with a cannon, only for Peter corking the cannon so it blows up in his face.
      George: OH NANA, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE!
    • Captain Hook giving his crew a little "persuation" when they won't get off his ship.
      "Oh, perhaps a little persuation might be in order." *guns down the rest of his crew*

  • The Chef Is Insane
    • Chef Louie accidentally cutting off one of his own fingers.
    • This scene:
      Grimsby: Carlotta, my dear, what's for dinner?
      Carlotta: Oh! Chef's been fixing his specialty!
      Chef Louie: Bones and heads!! *presents Grimsby with a plate of fishheads and bones*
    • When King Triton is ordering Ariel to never go back to the surface, one of Chef Louie's fishheads drifts down in front of him, and Louie reaches down to get it. Triton's reaction says it all.
      "If this is the only way, so be it.." *zaps Louie with his trident*

  • The Joogle Book
    • Baloo getting knocked out by Mowgli, who claims he doesn't know his own strength, only for Baloo to return the favor while shouting "I'M GONNA KILL MOWGLI!!".
    • King Louie accidentally knocking down the Monkey City's temple with a couple of bananas.
    • Kaa terrifying Shear Kahn by gaining the Cave of Wonders' voice.
    • Kaa moving closer to Bagheera, mouth open, with a flat "Aaaaaaaa-".

  • Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Doofuses

  • The Lingo Kingo
    • "Nobody messes with the antelope."
    • "Brother!!"
    • Scar warning Mufassa about a "Simba stampede!!".
    • Mufasa jumping out of the canyon and taking out Scar.
      Mufasa: Look, Simba. I killed Scar. Yay!
    • Simba telling Nala the reason he didn't come back to the Pridelands because he needed to pee.
      Nala: Are you SERIOUS?!!
    • Rafiki and Simba at the end.
      Rafiki: Die! *strikes Simba with his stick to the sound of Mufasa's death scene*

  • Robbing Hood
    • Robin insisting to Friar Tuck that he and Little John never rob. *cut to Robin committing an actual robbery*
      Robin: Let me rephrase that! We SOMETIMES rob.
    • Robin accidentally sticking the Beast with his arrow, and the Beast chasing Robin out of the castle.
    • Lady Cluck's taunting of the guards going wrong.
      "Long live fried chicken!!" *hit with a hail of arrows and turned into fried chicken*

  • Aladdin Keeps Losing
    • Prince Achmed calling the Sultan a worthless flea, and promptly being attacked by the guards.
    • Jafar sending Aladdin back down into the cave by hitting him with a stuffed animal.
    • Genie's Flat "What" upon hearing Aladdin has feelings for Jafar.
    • This exchange between Jafar and Iago:
      Jafar: Prince Ali is nothing more than YOU!!
      Iago: Me?!
      Jafar: YOU has the lamp, Iago!
      Iago: Ya got a problem, Pinky?!!

  • Jiminy's Hard Life Part 1
    • The Coachman making a "deal" with Honest John and Gideon:
    Coachman: How would you blokes like to make no money? (Honest John glares at him) You see, I'm collecting nothing.
    Honest John: (staring blankly at the Coachman) You're stupid!
    Coachman: Well no!
    Honest John: Coachman, you are a nervous wreck!
    Coachman: No! How would you blokes like to never come back?
    (Cue Evil Laugh. Honest John and Gideon perform a Security Cling, terrified)
    Coachman: Now! (grabs the two blokes and locks them in a cage, in Stromboli's voice) This will be your home! (normally) I'm collecting you blokes to make some money!
    (He pulls off his infamous Nightmare Face before another Evil Laugh)
    Honest John: GET ME OUTTA HERE!

  • The Foo and The Hoo (Collab w WildYTPDude)

  • The World is Cool
    • "I who look upon you without fear-" *audible fear* "A monster!"
    • "Doo doo in here."
    • "Why am I ugly? Why is my lunch fishy?"

  • Kachows
    • The Real Gone remix at the beginning.
    • Lightning advertising Rust-Eze, stating that you too can meet the queen.
    • Doc Hudson is not convinced that Lightning is the same car as in the Rust-Eze advertisement.
      Doc Hudson: (while showing himself off) "This here is me. Finest machine ever built."
      Lightning: "WHAT!?"
      Doc Hudson: (while an image of Lightning in the commercial is shown) "And this here is garbage."
      Lightning: "You gotta be kidding me!"
      Doc Hudson: "I'm hereby sentencing you to DEATH."
    • Sally panting like a dog after welcoming Van and Mini to Radiator Springs.
      Van: (driving off) "We're gonna be going now, okay?"
    • This exchange:
      Lightning: (to Red) "Hey big fella! Yeah you in the red! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!"
      (Red leaves)
      Mater: "Oh he just hates ya."
      • Not even two seconds later, Red fires radiation at Lightning before driving off laughing.
        Lightning: (dosed in radiation) "What was that for?!"
    • Mater getting tasked with watching Doc Hudson by the Sheriff.
      Mater: "What if [Doc] tries killing me?"
      Sheriff: "May Doc have mercy on your soul."
      • "You owe me $32.000 in legal fees." Cut to the courtroom, with Doc saying he'll put Mater in jail til he rots.
    • Sally passing gass at the Wheel Well Motel, causing a disgusted Lightning to declare that he's not taking her to dinner.
      Sally: "That's okay. You can take Mater."
      Mater: "Morning, my fiancé."
      (Lightning screams in horror)
    • Lightning randomly starts advertising to Doc, as well as throwing in an insult. When Doc drives away, Lightning begs for him not to leave him alone.
    • Lightning advertising to Frank at the end... with the latter promptly charging at him.

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