Just to note, this is the YouTube account of Alvin-Earthworm, creator of the popular series Super Mario Bros. Z, so you can expect to see some good stuff from him. For example...
Aladdin Commits Suicide is probably his best YTP. It's hard to make poops near ten minutes, but he makes it work by having one hilarious moment after the other.
(Jasmine stares at him with a Death Glare as the music from The Omen plays. It builds up with the camera zooming into her face more and more while the screen turns red and the chanting gets louder and more dramatic, all while occasionally cutting to Aladdin, who's babbling like an idiot. Then, just as the tension gets to its highest point...)
Did Moses saus like Ramses? Did Ramses knock up Kagami? Will they ever show Moses's mom ever again? Find out next time on The Prince of Egypt Z.
he just went through all the trouble to say yes for you and you have to say no now, you ungrateful BASTARD
PLEASE PROCEED INTO ANDROID EGYPTIAN HELL
so moses goes back to egypt to live his life as a prince and forget about his sister and his entire family. how do i know this? because in the original scene he runs right the ENTIRE TIME but he's running left now so he's going back to his home now yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
THE FIRES OF HELL ARE BEING UNLEASHED. RUN MOSES, RUN. DON'T EVER LOOK BACK.
INSERT MOSES GETTING BRUTALLY DRAGGED HERE
Oops. Hold on, kids. Annoying little girl is having a slight malfunction.
A name for a certain insane, green-haired catfaced policewoman.
MOSES WAS DROPPED TO HIS DEATH, MUCH TO RAMSES'S GREAT DISMAY. HE IS AFTER ALL OF US.
THE ZEROTH COMMANDMENT THOU SHALL NOT HAPPILY DECLARE YOUR EMOTIONAL ATTRACTION TO MILK AND MEAT
Then Moses's staff/snake had an identity crisis
The mashup of one of the songs in the film with Bad Romance.
"Everyone knows that an Indian's residence of choice was a PENIS."
"One partner from each teeeeeeam will fasten his flap to the pole, and get ready to fasten his flapping DICK!! to the pole, and get ready to go back down onto his partner's long cock!"
In Legends of the Hidden Temple, each team has one boy and one girl. So...wait a minute...both players have a penis? That can end only twoways...
Spider-Man: Cool Spidey outfit. Spider-Man: Thanks. —— JJJ: What are we gonna call this guy? Hoffman: "Doctor Octopus?" JJJ: That's crap. Hoffman: "Doctor Octopus?" JJJ: Crap! Hoffman: "Doctor Octopus?" JJJ: Pretty good. But it's taken! Wait, wait! I got it! "Doctor Ro-bot-nik". Hoffman: I like it. ... JJJ: What are you looking for, gay sex? Get out. —- Peter: I'm responsible. Aunt May: For what? Peter: For what happened to Uncle Ben. I shot him. —- Doc Ock: You're getting on my nerves. Spider-Man: I have a knack for that! Doc Ock: I'm Batman. Spider-Man: I have a knack for that! Doc Ock: You're getting on my nerves. Spider-Man: Pizza time!
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If Epic Movie can be applied to a YouTube Poop, that poop would have to be The LOL King.
"I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a casket?"
"Jaj, Jaj, Jaj, head in a crack sack!"
"WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS... And home before dark!"
"What's important, really, is THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" "NO! NOT THE BEES!"
"Mother said not to be straight! I should've heeded her advice! And though scary is exciting, nice is different than nice!"
"Whoa!" "Nun!" "Sus!" "The!" "Pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink" "Never wear more than a bull" "Or open your maam!" "The difference between a bean and a bean is a bean can begin a church!" "Slots don't hold much soup!" "Whoa!" "The mob's not the end of the world!" "A servant is just a dog!" "Length is not an opportune visitor!"
"A big terrible lady sweeping the floooooor! But she draws you!" *graphics are drawn in pencil*
Although DinnerWarrior's better poop is undoubtly "Gaston and Frollo get a life", I hold a special fondness for "Link offends a terrorist". I'm not going to quote either of them because Frollo will get pissed.
I'll quote anyway: "Beata Maria, you know I am a HOLY SHIT MY HAIR IS ON FIRE"
I'll take that risk as well:
Monsieur D'Arque: I'm loving it. *Ronald McDonald appears* Gaston: Have it your way. *The Burger King appears*
Ursula: You're here, because you have a thing for this "Prince" fellow. Ariel: Da prince is gay. Ursula: That's right! The only way to get Mr. Prince... is to become a man! Ariel: Can you do that? Ursula:~I admit that in the past I've been a bitch. / They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a pimp. / But you'll find that nowadays / I've mended all my ways / Repented, seen the light and made a switch to decaf! —- Ursula: Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get Deepercutt to fall in love with you. That is, he's got to fuck you. But if he doesn't, you turn back into a woman, and Krobo Productions belongs... to me.
Dan Backslide shows up to demonstrate "a look at a typical brony", and to bring the "Confound those ponies, they drive me to drink!" meme full circle.
Fluttershy breaking up the big fight scene near the end. "WAAAAAIT! Cupcaaaaakes!"
All is made extra funny when you realize that Robotnik's reaction was probably the same as every man who watched the show for the first time.
The spy's reluctant request. The best parts are the knife jumping back up from the floor to hurt the Scout, the Soldier telling the Scout about having had sex with his mother and the musical Stinger at the end.
Luigi: Anyway, I was banished from Princess Toadstool's Mushroom Kingdom, for plowing Princess Toadstool. Now, before I put my 'thing' in her 'you-know', I put on a Magnum condom. Unfortunately, the condom broke, so I took the pill! Yoshi: Luigi, pill is for Princess. [beat] Luigi: YEEEEEEEEARGH!!!! Child support's gonna add up fast!
Robotnik wants KFC. The whole video is a wonderful example of the kind of psycho-hilariousness that makes for the best YouTube Poops, but these examples stand out:
"Bring me the vile creature who drew this cartoon!"
King: (facepalm) That saying is for butts, you dipshit.
Robotnik Forces Jay Leno to Retire. Just the beginning with Robotnik saying "It's Howdy Doody time" out of an audience of kids. And of course the ending, which you're better off seeing yourself.
MIKE AND BRETT GENT, released following an extremely long hiatus due to a copyright scare in the summer of 2011 that led to him setting all of his videos to private until he released the video in late December.
The first 20 seconds are a good summary of the madness that is Imaperson.
Narrator: Once upon a time, in the magical land of GERMANY... there were two regal sisters (Tia and Tamara Mowryappear very briefly) who ruled together and harmed all the land. To do this, the eldest used RELISH, the younger, brought out MUSTARD. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their KITCHEN.
"It's- it's so... (pause) CUTE!" "Well, it is Tim Allen!"
"The smallest peep could cause a huge cockslide!"
Later on we get pretty much the mother of all jokes, most likely aimed at the Furry Fandom
Fluttershy: You're not a bad dragon, you just need a Bad Dragon. Now go pack your things. You just need a Bad Dragon, that's all.
For those of you who don't get the joke, Bad Dragon is a yiff porn site. It can be found here (WARNING - EXTREMELY NSFW)
"Dear Princess Celestia: I am Twilight Sparkle." "Twa-a-a-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"That's just it, Spike. The day after tomorrow is tomorrow! It's a paradox!"
"My dearest and most faithful student, Twilight: you suck!"
Mayor: "Holy SHIT! Seize her!"
"Stand back, you IDIOTS!"
Pinkie Pie's song:
Pinkie Pie: When I was a little GIRL and my face was going dowwwwwwwwn, my PENIS would always make God frowwwwwwwn! I'd hide under my pillow, from what I thought I pillow, But GAY Grammy said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all! He said "Pinkie, you got you you you got you you you got you you you go- learn to ice your pillow. You'll see that they can't hurt you, you just laugh to make them die! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa su-u-u-u-us!" *squeak*
And now for Bill Engvall! (music gets louder and louder until it reaches ear-blasting levels)
Carlton: I wanna grow! *grows for a second*...row!
Geoffrey: You two are reeaaallllyyyyy lllaaammmmeeee!
"LOOK! YOU BIG-EARED FREAERF!"
"To me, Heaven has to be a cross between a Dikekike video and.... chicken anna nekcihc! See, it's like... I could have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other!"
Old man: First you stole my boat, and then you destroyed my boat, and then you stole my TOASTERS, and then you smoked my illegal toast, and then you destroyed my bucket of chicken, and then you stole my SUPER SUCKING VACUUM TRAP, and then youfucked my granddaughter. You'll pay for this! (beat) Misty: What the (bleep) are you smoking?
If you pause at the beginning you can see that rule 114 is "no giving head".
Mordecai: Rule number 115: No food on the floor.
(they proceed to knock their snacks off of the table and onto the floor, while Benson quells in horror)
Rigby: Fuck that!
Mordecai: Rule number 116: No shit on the floor.
Rigby: What?! (electronic voice) That's going way too far!
Then Rigby's bout of explosive diarrhea afterward.
When they question Benson's "no unicorns" rule the scene flashes back a week earlier to Twilight Sparkle kicking a tied-up Benson and taking his gumballs.
Benson shows them Rule 34, followed by Rigby stating "I actually kind of like that one".
Benson: Now get off your lazy asses and go get me another Grilled Cheese DELUXE!
Mordecai: You know what? We're sick of all your shit.
Benson: What?
Rigby: Yeah.
Benson: YOU'RE FIRED!
(serene music)
Benson: GET OUT!
Rule 118: Fired employees will be hunted down until Benson gets a Grilled Cheese Deluxe.
Benson gets mad over his Grilled Cheese Deluxe being charred, so he dismembers Rigbywith achainsaw. In the epilogue Rigby gets sewn back together and Benson gets arrested.
Baljeet: I will become Hanuman-Man, a flying blue monkey that can grow his penis as massive as he desires, to give the hottest dickings ever! (stunned silence) Phineas: ...Cool story, bro.
And one from "One Good Scare Oughta Do It":
Candace: These little creeps have destroyed our backyard, leaving this ugly mess in its place! (gestures to what is actually Baljeet) Linda: ...You are a racist whore, Candace.
"You can take your breakfast, and eat it in Hell!"
The disembodied head from "The House of Discontent" being replaced by the Mario head from Mario Teaches Typing 2: "Begin typing now, or suffer!" And just when it's about to kill Eustace for his impertinence:
Muriel: Please have mercy on us. (King Harkinian pops up) Mario:DON'T SAY IT! (King Harkinian goes away)
All of MountainDewMaNN's videos can be considered this if you can withstand the massive amounts of Sensory Abuse. The unexpected Megadeth segment in his Dr. Rabbit video always leaves this troper in stitches.
And those cave kids are gonna whimper when they find I've MASHED all their toys into POTATOES
And so we died.
MrRoboto113
I.M. Meen Vs. Mr. Roboto. It's even better with the second alternate title: "Mr. Roboto gets into a legitimate argument with a fictional game villain." Either way, though, it is hilarious. This troper lost it somewhere around the 2:51 part, and is genuinely surprised he made it all the way there.
Luigi: I aspire that her royal highness prepared a plentiful amount of authentic Italian noodles smothered in tomato paste and garnished with onions and balls of concentrated hamburger meat!
ALL of The King's Secret, once said to be the There Will Be Blood of YouTube Poops. (Don't quote it here please, let everyone enjoy the NSFW hilarity for themselves.)
Pretty much every poop by SwishFilmsinc is one long CMOF. This comment on the The King's Secret says it all.
WalrusGuy: You're the best. That's all there is to it.
When you get such a comment from none other than WalrusGuy himself, you know it must be true.
Kid: What's the matter? Lose your smile at the dentist's chair? Female Rabbit: No! He's just going to die. Kid: Cool! *shits his pants* Kids: Blecchhh! Female rabbit: That's why you should limit the number of times you eat snacks between meals!
Doctor Rabbit: ...which reminds me of a story! Kid: A story? Does it have LOTSA SPAGHETTI? Doctor Rabbit: Well, no...but it does have nudity. Kids: Cool! Female rabbit: Once upon a timeSTORY OMITTED FROM TRIAL VERSION. PLEASE REGISTER WITH COLGATE UNLIMITED ACCESS TO UNLOCK ALL FEATURES.
King Louie: Give me the power of man's red flower so I can be like you. Bagheera: Fire?! Death Star operative: Commence primary ignition. [begins to fire the Death Star's ray] Bagheera: NOT YET!! Darth Vader: Crap. [the Death Star explodes]
Are you fed up with trying to shit in a dark room? Tired of getting up every night just to shit? Hi, Billy Mays here to share with you the most important product I have ever endorsed: THE BIG CITY TOILET! THE NEW WIRELESS TOILET THAT LETS YOU SHIT ANYWHERE!
Lupay:You're someone who must die! —>Harlequin: Don't say no to me! Let's see your tits.
While it might not be up to snuff for the usual standards of a YouTube Poop, falconmaster925's How the King Hired Link is a pretty entertaining Origins Episode for Link and the gang.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
Twilight Sparkle: A bitch, and she was born a bitch.
Applejack: Born where?! I've never seen a bitch like that in these parts!
A bit of a Reverse Funny Aneurysm that happened with this video is that at one point it really was no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro Inc.
Pinkie Pie eating a bird.
"If you slowed down and looked where you were going, you'd see that you tripped over Barack Obama!"
"When the moon BUUUURNS your big pizza pie, that's no good."
Spiritanium's Hotel Mario Bloopers 2. The best part is the credits, which take up half the running time and are well worth it to read.
This quite impressive video was originally posted on Spiritanium's Youtube channel. If you're watching this and you don't see "Spiritanium" on the page you're on right now, something's up. Alert me so I can sue the thief or thieves, therefore getting them placed in a dirty jail cell where they will thereafter be raped by an aged man named Jessica. Yup, any idiot that would repost this video anywhere has either not even watched the credits or is just an idiot with no friends and a mother who doesn't love him/her. But most likely "him". I just don't imagine a female stealing a video filled with blood and explosions. It violates the laws of physics.
MidnightMidna's King Koopa is Sued for Copyright Infringement, namely the cameo of the MLP theme tune at the beginning, King Koopa's objection, Big Mouth claiming Prince Hugo is a rapist, the "miniature poodle" running gag, and some other choice sentence mixing.
King Koopa: Bully, suck Big Mouth's cock!
Bully: Pinkie Pie.
Prince Hugo: My royal army has just been defeated by niggas.
King: "Ready. Set. GO AND KILL!!" Link: "Huh?" King:' "Wait, I mean, GO AND cum!"
King: "Your prize is 1 penny. Ohohohohoho!" Link: ">:( GO AND KILL yourself." King: "What if I gave you 2 pennies?" Link: "Fucking great!" King: "Well, tough shit, you only get 1 penny!" Link:"I HOPE YOU GET RAPED!!"
The Spy: "Engineer, what are you doing?" The Engineer: "Erectin' a dispenser!" The Spy: "It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you placin' a dispenser here?"
Leo: This is my photo album, where I keep all my pictures, even my baby pictures. Do you wanna see my baby pictures? Mario: No. Leo: You will? Mario: No. Leo: Great! Wilt:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO, NO, NO! NO, NO! NOOOOOO! Bloo: Sheesh, calm down. Wilt: NOOOOOO!
Fox: "Check your G-Diffuser System!" Falco: "Falco here. I'm fine. Something's wrong with the G-Diffuser!" Peppy: "This is Peppy. Do a barrel roll!" Falco: "I could use some help here, Fox!" Slippy: "Slippy here. I'm a monkey!" Falco: "HEY EINSTEIN. SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE G-DIFFUSER."
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Y2J, you said you're calling Stone Cold Steve Austin "Tater Tots"! Tonight, Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't gonna be no Tater Tots!
"And that's the bottom line, cause Tater Tots said so!"
Lara: I hate gays. I hate water. I hate satisfaction. *Screen turns monochrome, Untitled by Simple Plan starts playing* I hate Tomb Raider 3. I hate Lara Croft. I hate locations. I hate flames and explosions. I hate Tomb Raider 1 and 2.
Cindy Bear: Honestly, Yogi, it's your fault! Yogi Bear: M-my fault? Ranger Smith: I told you Yogi was no good, sir! Doggie Daddy: I'm afraid I've got no choice but to remove you from da fresh and new line-up! Dick Dastardly: D'oh Yogi! is cancelled, cranberry head! Skeeter: We did it! Kermit the Frog: Yayyyyy! Yogi: I mean, what's that guy got that I do not got? Boo-boo: About a hundred million fans.
Jon: Eat each pie and roll and tart and roll and tart and pie and pie and tart and pie (the Pi symbol appears) and roll (An image of Roll.EXE appears) and tart! (the word tart appears)
Ghost: GODDAMN ALL OF YOU GODDAMN TROLL TERRORISTS! -cans.wav-
"Merlin's Penis is an challenging tale of medieval gayness, in which you aspire to become gay for Merlin!" Something about the narrator's whimsical and mystical tone of voice just sells the whole thing.
From the first one:Then a knock on the door, the gun's in my hand/He opens the door, the gun's in my hand/He looks at the closet,I pull out my Beretta/He opens the door, I can't believe it's a midget... ...Well...GET TO THE POINT! Or I'M GUNNA SHOOT SOMEBODY...
It's the way the guy just lets his arm drop and stares into oblivion, like his life is now complete that makes it!
Samson steekt een weeshuis in de brand, a rare Dutch Youtube Poop. Especially the Mayor calling Samson a rabbit, and Samson suddenly becoming one while denying that. Also the Actor Allusion with Kabouter Plop, and Samson's "Woef." in return.
