Fox: "Check your G-Diffuser System!" Falco: "Falco here. I'm fine. Something's wrong with the G-Diffuser!" Peppy: "This is Peppy. Do a Barrel Roll!" Falco: "I could use some help here, Fox!" Slippy: "Slippy here. I'm a monkey!" Falco: "HEY EINSTEIN. SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE G-DIFFUSER."
Cindy Bear: Honestly, Yogi, it's your fault! Yogi Bear: M-my fault? Ranger Smith: I told you Yogi was no good, sir! Doggie Daddy: I'm afraid I've got no choice but to remove you from da fresh and new line-up! Dick Dastardly: D'oh Yogi! is cancelled, cranberry head! Skeeter: We did it! Kermit the Frog: Yayyyyy! Yogi: I mean, what's that guy got that I do not got? Boo-boo: About a hundred million fans.
"Merlin's Penis is an challenging tale of medieval gayness, in which you aspire to become gay for Merlin!" Something about the narrator's whimsical and mystical tone of voice just sells the whole thing.
From the first one:Then a knock on the door, the gun's in my hand/He opens the door, the gun's in my hand/He looks at the closet,I pull out my Beretta/He opens the door, I can't believe it's a midget... ...Well...GET TO THE POINT! Or I'M GUNNA SHOOT SOMEBODY...
It's the way the guy just lets his arm drop and stares into oblivion, like his life is now complete that makes it!
Nardwaur: "Anthony, right of the baba, I have for you a gift. It is something from your hometown" *Shows a picture of Broken CYDE* "The Death Grips" Anthony: "I really, really don't like African-Americans at all"
Nardwaur: "You have a pretty impressive dick." Anthony: "I've got a decent to strong 7" Nardwaur: "You even have a record review of the Fleet Foxes, it has like nine views!" Anthony: "Hopefully they fuck me in the butt."
And yet another.
Nardwaur: "Anthony, how are you so well spoken, you're so well spoken, you never go MOM or anything, how are you so well spoken?" * Anthony makes licking noises* Anthony: "I mean, you know, it's like, you know, the way I talk on camera is just the way I'd envision myself, you know, talking to African-Americans, you know, do like a book report on an album, but I mean, like, you know?"
And the ending:
Nardwaur: "How many dicks do you take, what's the secret!?" Anthony: "I take twenty three in the butt and I beat my girlfriend."
It seems to be no longer available, but back in 2009 or early 2010, there was a YTP of BIONICLE: The Legend Reborn called something like "Mata Nui fails to fix a guitar". In the original film, when Ackar tries to interrupt the Gladiator Games, the fighters Tarix and Vastus are the only ones willing to hear him out. In this version...
[Tarix and Vastus fight, repeatedly clashing their weapons while screaming]