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randyslicker

• "The Mental Health System Fails Again" features a Running Gag where Gwonam raves on about evil birds. He can even be heard saying it in the background at one point.
  "THE BIRDS are EVIL. THE BIRDS! EVIL, EVIL THE BIRDS! EVIL, EVIL!"

Real Super Sand/MisterEpik

• The King Learns What "Omnipotent" Means. The King declares Hyrule a fascist nation, turns huge, and runs rampant. It's short, but quite funny.
• The Raccoon Wouldn't Stop Asking for Favors, all of it. Especially this part:
  Mordecai: Sorry about ruining your shot earlier.
  Margaret: FAGGOT!
  Mordecai: In honor of your win, I made you a trophy!
  Margaret vaporizes it with Eye Beams
• The entirety of I Enrage the Chubby Kid Who Likes to Take His Shirt Off
  • From the beginning:
    Carly: And that's all the time we have for Gibby!
    Gibby: But I'm not done throwing nuts at poor people.
    Sam: Yeah you are. Take care. (pushes him aside, stuff is heard breaking)
    Carly: Now, you may be asking yourselves, do Carly and Sam care about cocks?
    Text: Yes
  • Gibby shows Tasha a video that reads FUCK YOU TASHA.
    Expecting a Rick Roll?
  • The ending, where Gibby curb stomps Freddie in an epic battle in a Shout-Out to the last episode of F-Zero GP Legends.]

redchaos87's channel

• Prince Ojin wins the Darwin Award
  • Prince Ojin has some incomprehensible strategies.
    Ojin: I activate(x7) my Trap Booster spell card, with it, I burn my Satellite Cannon to a crisp.
    Jaden: What did you do that for?
  • Jaden's card requires a lot of mathematics.
    Jaden: You lose Life Points equal to my 300 multiplied by my Fusion Monster's level, multiplied by 300, multiplied by 2000, multiplied by my Fusion Monster's Attack Points, multiplied by 600, multiplied by the Satellite Cannon with the fewest Attack Points.
  • Ojin justifies the video's title.
    Ojin: Witness my strength! Satellite No. 1, attack my Life Points.
    Jaden: What?
    Ojin: AAHHHH! (Life Points hit 0)

RedKing920

• Hotel Mario Deleted Cutscenes: Possibly one of the most beautifully edited poops with lots of random Bloody Hilarious Vulgar Humor.

RevSecond

• Super Mario Assity 2:
  King Koopa: I want my feet licked!
  (two of his minions start licking his feet, then "Bought to you by DeviantArt" appears at the bottom of the screen)
• Thomas Was Everywhere:
  • Anytime the titular phrase appears, which is usually accompanied by a GIF of Thomas's face.
  • "Thomas had collected Bush on his travels."
    (crickets are heard chirping while an applause sign comes down, and the narrator slowly says "laugh")
  • When the narrator says "Bang Thomas", the video counts down to a sex joke, only for it to be a clip of Thomas being shot.
  • "Breakfast. He was eating Sir Tophamm Hatt."
  • "The butler came in Sir Tophamm Hatt's breakfast."
    (Sir Tophamm Hatt's head is covered with the words "sex joke")

Rex507

• Mr L. Hates Squirps:
  • "Badass theme song! Screw One Winged Angel!"
  • Mr. L flipping for a few months before being interrupted by a screaming Rabbid.

Richael Mosen

• Michael Rosen Gets Raped Every Night:
  Michael: Ass. Long wavy ass. We can't go oo it, we can't go uu it, oooohhhh nnnnoooo! Oo! We gotta go through it! (He proceeds to "go through it" as another Michael says "Nice" in an extremely disturbing fashion)
• Michael Rosen is a Two-Year Old Paedophile:
  Michael: Let's think about titties, penis, children finding a g-spot, (cue "Let's Get It On"), pleasure, stimulation, feeling, curiosity, wonder, fun!
• Michael Rosen's Pointless Trip to the Airport London:
  • "I don't believe a word of it! I don't believe a word of it!"
  • The ending:
    Michael: When we got there, my brother found out that there was no trip, nothing!
    (sad music plays over the caption "Michael found out his trip to the Airport London was all for nothing...He was found dead the next day, with a note next to him saying..."I don't believe a word of it.")

RikuAxeCloud

• Wilford Brimley Falls Head First Down the Stairs:
  • "I was losing my television stations, I was losing my energy staff, my tongue fell off."
  • "As a result of all these things, I was diagnosed with AIDS."
  • "A man doesn't like to admit he was scared, but I truly was; I wasn't afraid to die. I will never die. I'm Wilford Brimley. But what I was afraid of was that I would have to live a long time feelin' like a prostitute, and I really wasn't interested in that."
  • "And I think the most important thing [my doctor] said to me was, 'Wilford, I'm gonna fuck you in the ass.'"
  • "The faster you'll get better and the better you'll get faster."
  • "I've done things I shouldn't do. For instance, I fucked a horse. But I want to tell you, when I don't eat apple pie, and I don't eat ice cream, and I eat my meter, and I do cocaine, and I take my medicine, and I do exorcisms, I do feel better."
  • "Now, one of the things I've learned to do is fuck myself."
  • "Along the trail, you're gonna find some things that you ought to be... ought to be laughing at, like my penis."
  • "My best friend Liberty Medical have over the years been able to reproduce."
  • "And what we will do is do you. I'd like to say 'What, what, in the butt.'"
  • There are more people in Iraq today than there were 30 years ago. The comparison is unreal."
  • In closing, I would simply like to say to you I don't give a shit about you."

rolfyboy8

• Spongebob's Massacre on Patrick
  • Patrick prepares to break a rock, biut Squidward snaps it out with a bom-pie.
  • "MY ROCK'S ALIVE!"
  • Patrick making SpongeBob angry by showing him his driver's license.
  • Patrick going crazy and cutting Pinkie Pie's balloons.
    "RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIII—" (snip)
  • Sandy getting kamikazed by an swarm of Chocolate Guys.
  • The Funny Background Event of Squidward coming out of the TARDIS in midair.
  • Patrick accidentally biting off SpongeBob's hand when he feeds him his peanut/onion sundae.

Ron Mad

• Michael Meets God:
  • "Her husband was a bus driver, and he could wink, with both brains. Wondertastic! We used to meet him on the bus. If we were lucky, he'd wink one eye, than wink the other eye, again and again, really fast. But then the bus crashed into a lamppost because he wasn't looking at the road. *Face Palm*"
  • "And [God] said "Michael, what up homey?" I knew God was black! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!"
• Michael Watches Horror Movies and Hallucinates a Fridge:
  • "Her husband was a 48-year-old two-year-old."
  • "Suddenly, my prick stands up!" (color bars) OOPS WRONG POOP
  • Michael Rosen: And there it was, propped up on a chair in front of the fridge, big and shining...The Shining!
    Jack Torrence: HERE'S JOJ!
    (Michael looks shocked as the Psycho violin music plays)
  • "As we pulled out of my mum's ass, I began to keel over and fry."
• Chocolate Cake 2.0 (and other stuff):
  Michael: London Food. (makes a disgusted noise)
• Full Matrix Jack-it:
  • "I think we can handle one little girl. (zoom in on the Lieutenant's smiling face, followed by him approaching Trinity with handcuffs)"
  • "Did you know that the first Matrix was a snowman?"
  • "Real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your cock."
  • "From now on, you're Private Fried Chicken and Watermelon!"

rootnegativesixteen^note alternate account of 256pialternate

• Michael Rosen Gets in Really, Really Big Trouble
  • "If you need toenails, you have to die."
• The Hollyproject and Other Tales of Rosenry
  • "Cold bubbes, warm shut up stinks, and hot egg on toast, I think."
• Michael Touches His Bubbes
  • "Michael's Big Book of Michael's Big Book of Michaels, Part Things."
  • "My dad had a favorite butt." (color bars) "My dad had a favorite page in the big book of big toothbrush: page seven and three-quarters. 'Cause on page seven and three-quarters, it said The Hollywood." (color bars) "It said: 'Oh yay, like the time you threw time out the window.'"
  • "So when it flying out the window, it went flying out the window!" "We know that, you fool!"
  • "Bubbe and Bubbe."
• Fast Breathing
  • "Conversations with a QPPH"
• Something on the Kitchen Door Handle Part 3
  Michael Rosen: Anyway, here is Rog talking so fast he sounds like a toilet.
  (sped up footage of activerog)
  Rosen: That's enough. You really sound like you're running out of ideas, Root.
  Root^note represented by an image of Azalyn from Irresponsible Captain Tylor and voiced by pitched-up Rosen clips: Maybe if you'd stop giving up in the middle of every joke.
  Rosen: Hey, they're your jokes, not mine. You're the pooper.
  Root: That's true. (Beat) Just finish the story about the kitchen door handle.

• Presents of Preposterousness
  • "Black treacle can't swim the English Flannel."
  • "I gave my mum and dad to the ducks."
  • "All I had for breakfast was one nothing and fifteen everythings."
  • "We know that, ya foogle!"
  • "There was a man who turned up right round, baby, right round like a record baby, right round round round our way once. Put up a tent in the tent, he did." (Inception!)

• Bad Things of Michael's Big Book
  • "Michael's Big Book of Bad Things, Part Chocolate Cake."

• The Ptkpbhofct And Other Tales Of Rosenry
  • "When I get in, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's people who forget to put in the watermark, like the person who made this entry."
  • "At school, we were two jug things."

rrhuntington

• Birth by Slip
  • Listed in the description are alternate titles for this poop, including Everybody Hates Ventus, Terra is Sexually Repressed and Aqua is actually the Villian (sic).
  • "Today, you will be examined for the Mark of Satan. This is neither a competition, nor a competition. Not a test, but a test. Both of you will fucking fail."
  • Aqua kills Terra during the Exam, leaving Xehanort unhappy that his plan is ruined. Then Terra suddenly springs back to life like nothing happened.
  • Eraqus tells Terra, "You performed Terra-bly."
  Ventus: (breaks a window)
  Terra: What did you do?!
  Ventus: (cries like a baby)
  Terra: (screams in a darkness-fuelled fury)
  • "Eliminate Ventus." "Yes, Master."
  Eraqus: (to Terra) "You are so obsessed with Aqua's titties. Fear leads to obsession with power, and obsession beckons the darkness. And power leads to fear, the darkness beckons the power, the darkness leads to darkness, and obsession beckons the fear..."
  Terra: "I swear, I will not fail you again."
  Eraqus: "...darkness leads to darkness, and obsession leads to fear, the darkness leads to power, the darkness..."
  Terra: (visibly concerned)
  Symphony Master: "Check out THESE hot riffs! You like… Smash Mouth?"
  Terra: "…wha-"
  Symphony Master: "Well, the years start coming and they don't stop-"
  (Terra explodes)
  • Aqua finds the Magic Mirror, who appears before her as Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk.
  ♫ I'm starting with the Man in the Mirror ♫
  • Kairi's grandma tells a story:
  "Long ago, people lived in peace. Then, people began to fuck each other. Then, syphilis spread. Many people died. But, guns were built. Many people were shot in the heart. But someday, the world will disappear. So, listen, child; you will shit yourself."
  • Terra decides to fight the darkness on his own:
  Terra: "You let Aqua take you home."
  Ventus: "No wa-"
  Terra: "YOU LET AQUA TAKE YOU HOME. I'm fighting the darkness."
  Aqua: "I'm not so sure. I've been to the same worlds as you, and I've seen you masturbate."
  Terra: (visibly embarrassed)

  • The way Aqua says "masturbate" sounds like she's speaking with an Irish accent.
  • "Let me go with you, Aqua." "No, Ven. Do as I say and go home!" "You're a CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!"
  Zack: "I'm black!"
  • Vanitas snaps Ventus's wooden Keyblade in half, which displeases Aqua. He apologises and un-snaps it. Aqua is about to compliment Vanitas for the kind gesture, but then he snaps the wooden Keyblade again, prompting her to call him a freak. Vanitas laughs maniacally.
  • Ventus meets up with Master Eraqus, who is still in the middle of his speech on darkness.
  • "Has the darkness darkened you, Darka?!"
  • Terra's driving goal in this poop: "I just wanted to fuck Aqua!"
  Aqua: (approaches Terra at the Keyblade Graveyard)
  Terra: "I DEFINITELY don't need it..."
  • "We're not in CGI." (Xehanort switches from in-game footage to the secret ending video in Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix) "There."
  • Xehanort summons the moon from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask and instantly regrets it.
  Xehanort: "Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope!"
  • "I knew this was a journey you could make." "I stubbed my TOE, and it hurts, you KNOW!" "I knew you were a fucking BITCH!
  Xehanort: "And now, it is your darkness that shall be the ark that sustains me!" (launches his heart at Terra, which flies past him)
  Terra: "Did... did you miss?"
  Xehanort: "How could I miss?!"
  Terra: "I dunno, how did ya?"
  (Xehanort's heart rebounds and hits Terra)
  Lingering Will!Terra: "Fuck."
  Terranort: "Darkness. Darkness. Darkness, darkness."
  • Terra gets exactly what he wished for:
  Aqua: "Terra! You can have me."
  (Beat)
  Terranort: (stabs his heart repeatedly with a Keyblade) "Get out of my fucking heart!"
  • As a final act of cruelty against Ventus, his heart is rejected by Sora without a second thought.
  • An amusing joke by itself, but Hilarious in Hindsight after the release of Kingdom Hearts III:
  Xehanort: "I love being a good guy."
• Kingdom Slip
  Donald: "Wake up, Goofy, wake up!"
  Goofy: "♫ Can't wake up! ♫"
  Donald: "ThiS iS SeriouS!"
  • Sora drawing himself sharing a paopu fruit with Buff Riku.
  Ansem: "Surprise, motherfucker. Tide is good for you."
  Sora: "HUH?"
  Ansem: "There is so little to learn... you understand so much."
  Sora: "Oh yeah? Well, you'll see. I'm gonna get out and learn my ABCs!"
  (Beat, followed by Ansem laughing out loud)
  • Sora's dad apparently turns out to be Samuel L. Jackson.
  Riku: "The door... is opened.
  Sora: "What?"
  Riku: "The door, is opened.
  Sora: "What?"
  Riku: "THE DOOR IS OPEN SORA!"
  Sora: (jaw drops) "What?"
  Riku: (eyes turn red) "DARKNESS!"
  • Sora meeting Leon/Squall in Traverse Town:
  Leon: "Now, let's see that Keyblade."
  Sora: "There's no way you're gettin' this!"
  Leon: "Alright... let's see that ass."
  Sora: "Never mind."
  • The next ten seconds consisting of everyone but Sora talking about hearts, Keyblades and darkness.
  Sora: "Why don't you start making sense?"
  Leon: "No."
  • The Doorknob directs Sora to a bottle of Jack Daniel's, for which the young boy downs several shots while Goofy watches in amusement. The next scene shows Sora so drunk he slurs his lines.
  • Tarzan shows up to save Sora from Sabor. Sabor jumps out of a window and falls to her death.
  Tarzan: "EE, Oo Oo Oo, AHH."
  Sora: "Huh?"
  Tarzan: (forehead grows) "EE Oo Oo Oo AHH."
  Sora: "Huh?"
  Tarzan: (forehead grows more) "EEOoOoOAH."
  Sora: "Huh?"
  Tarzan: (forehead grows even more) "Friends, here."
  Sora: "...huh?"
  Tarzan: (looks greatly annoyed)

samthepoor (Retired)

• Spunky Jizzness, right from the beginning:
  Michael Rosen; Sup niggas, Michael in da house.
  • "So it's upstairs, into the bathroom, shut the door, and yeeeey, it was time to fuck a duck."
  • "Michael, get in my shaving soap!"
  • Chewin' the mushie CHEWIN' THE MUSHIE CHEWIN' THE MUSHIE CHEWIN' THE MUSHIE
• Michael Führer Rap, again right from the beginning:
  Michael: It's a skump in your head. It's the blump of a knump in there. It's your brains, squeezing your veins. It's your skull bursting your giraffe. It's a Michael Führer Rap. (A remix of Hitler with the background instruments sounds from Michael Rosen videos ensues)

Sauce Television

• Jasper summons the great sauce
  • The multiple appearances of the interrupting John Cena meme, especially when the wrestler himself appears to crash land near the house; when it's revealed to be Navy who crashed, the clip still appears for a split second.
  • Navy shows her true colors earlier than she's supposed to:
    Steven: You're mad at us from before?
    Navy: Uh, technically, yeah! (lunges at Steven)
  • Navy speaks in a chipmunk voice at a few points.
  • From the edited "Stronger Than You":
    Garnet: And every part of me is saying GO G-G-ET 'EM!
• Game Theory: Sas is Fanta
  • Most instances of the word "font", as well as some other words, are replaced with "Fanta".
  • The way MatPat is sentence-mixed to say "Motherf*cking Gaster".
  • Upon Giygas being called an "evil alien guy", he sings Eiffel 65's "Blue" and eventually turns blue.

SayYesToGiygas

• His take on TorNis's blooper reel below
  I.M. Meen: Oh look, what gay fuckers!
  I.M. Meen: How I hate those Power Rangers! (Power Rangers appear, Meen yells)
  I.M. Meen: How I hate those...those...shit!
  • The sequel:
    I.M. Meen: Oh look, Giygas!
    I.M. Meen: How I hate twilight! (screen is covered in a different twilight than you would normally expect) What the fuck?!

Schaffrillas Productions

seano12

• I have plan for you: More pain. HERE I COOOOME!! KISS ME!
  • SO...MUCH...BLOOD!
  • Can't discount its sequel and its Twist Ending!

SeanStudios

• WWE: Awesome Edition:
  "Stone Cold" Steve Austin: A chicken fried steak sandwich is the Undisputed Champion?
  Stone Cold Steve Austin: Y2J, you said you're calling Stone Cold Steve Austin "Tater Tots"! Tonight, Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't gonna be no Tater Tots!
  • "And that's the bottom line, cause Tater Tots said so!"

SerialK86

• Mickey Rosen enjoys drinking penis syrup, and declares Jihad on the XBone
  • "Useless shit." Nice Cthulhu impression there, buddy. :P
  • "I read in a book that giraffes have wooden penises." CS188 reference, lol.
  • "The sky is blue." No shit, Sherlock.
  • "Gorillaz are FANTASTIC." (cue "Feel Good Inc.")
  • "Black people can't jump." "THAT'S RACIST!!"
  • "Black people can rap real good." Still racist! "I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one."
  • "Fuck you, mum and dad, and that includes you too, Xbox One! PlayStation 4 rules the way, bitches!"
  • "Frerf."
  • "This is syrup, tinned penis syrup."

Shade Dunda

• Lightning McDistorted
  • Every time Lightning looks like he's going to crash into something, he screams like a little girl and crashes.
  • This exchange:
  Lightning McQueen: How will I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas?
  Chick Hicks: ME! (cue Lightning paused) HAHAHAHA!
  • When Mater saves Lightning, he's about to say "Thank you" again to Mater, but he falls off again!
  • After Doc tells Lightning to "turn right to go left", he says no thank you to Doc and drives off. Along the way, he's about to insult Doc, but he falls off once again!
  • When Lightning is about to save The King, he leaves him behind. Cue round of applause.

SgtScrubnoob

• Toast Busters
  • My Little Pony: (*missing texture*)
  • "Trixie really is the most-oosm unicorn in Townsville!"
  • "Man, I can't find one normal person in this town who wants a joj!"
  • "Ugh, what happened?"
  Pinkie Pie: I turned gay! Hehehe, can you believe it?! (YES BECAUSE SHIPPING)
  • "Buy 75, get one 5% off! Buy something, and buy another something!"
  • "There's no need to go strutting around like that!" ("Oh?") "That's my joj!"
  Spike: How can you fall for her lameness? She's just pudding!
  Snails: Ooohhohoh I like pudding... (cue "Careless Whisper", or rather this YTPMV verison)
  • "Wait... didn't Dikekike already do this?" "Yeah, he did that." (cue happy theme music)
  • "Trixie thought she said that The Great and Powerful Trixie did not want to be The Great and Powerful Trixie until Trixie disturbed Trixie!"

Shuck a Cuck

• The Mario Bros. Don't Understand Modern Technology
• The Mario Bros. Refuse to Answer the Door:
  • "Oh we're the Mario Bros., (increasing pitch) the Mario Bros., the Mario Bros., the Mario Bros., the Mario Bros.!"
  • This bit of Manipulative Editing:
  Luigi: Someone's at the door.
  Mario: Go to Hell.
  Luigi: Oh fuck, will you do me a fuckin' favor? Will you shut this shit off? Who can hear anything!
  • The Freeze-Frame Bonus gag: "Convincing dog sounds that totally aren't some crew member going "woo woo"."
  • "Stay. Stay. Stay stay stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. Hey pooch! Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. Hey pooch!"

SillyKrabCakes

• Michael Rosen Likes Babies. It has the impressive accomplishment of crossing the line too many times to count over the span of 25 short seconds.

Silversony65

• Dan Backslide Gets a DUI As He Tries to Patent the World Famous Runabout is a pretty funny YTP of The Dover Boys.
  Dan Backslide: THEM! Double THEM! THEY ARE BOYS! They are doubling Dora Standpipe's REAR!

Sinnedtragedy98

• SpingleBlab - A Day at Art Class
  Squidward: Repeat after me: I have beautiful testicles.
  SpongeBob: Nope!
• SpingleBlab Gets a Horrible New Job
  • The title card reading "Sexual Harassment Training Video"
  Patrick: I HAVE TO TOUCH YOU!
  • "You've got a lot to learn before you're ready to shit on Squidward."
  • "Six-Six-Six" (demonic laughter is heard while lava flows in the background)
  • "You may think Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, owner and fucker of I Give You Crabs, Inc., has always masturbated to ponies.
  • "Let's see if you've got what it takes to kill yourself."
  (cut to a silhouette of SpongeBob hanging himself from a tree...only him to fall off the noose)
  Narrator: Heh-hen, WRONG!
  • Interfacting With Your Soss
  SpongeBob: Can I have a baby?
  Mr. Krabs: No.
  Patrick: (appears from behind SpongeBob) Let's do it.
  • The ending, where a shocked SpongeBob watches a video of Patrick and Squidward eating shit on his laptop. He is so disturbed by it, that he kills himself.

Sire

• head.wmv
  • "It was then, I noticed, you cannot eat money." (dramatic zoom in on Michael Rosen, with the Inception trailer music)
  • "He was going to inspect us with a stand-up comic." (makes rimshot noise)
  • The YTPMV of this My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan song.
• Michael ODs on Hand Sanitiser at the Equestrian Tulip Committee [sic]:
  • "I'm red in a book".
  • "AND WHEN IT ALL GOES DOWN MY THROAT, IT STICKS AND SLIDES ALL THE WAY DOWN (gibberish, explained by a caption as Michael cursing in the language of the Vagineck tribe)"
  • "And there was always a whiny kid going I am not whining."
  • Michael singing Renard's "Bara Love Blast Dogges".
• Scraping the Bottom of the Joke Barrel with a Really Long Spoon:
  • "Michael's Dieting Advice", which is just him going "NO SNACKING!".
    • Then the gag credits after that:
    Director Michael Rosen
    Producer Michelle Rose
    Camera...thing Nesor Leahcim
    Props Mikel Rozan
    Special Effects Pink Pone
    Narration Gordon Freeman
    Set Design Gabe(n)
    Lemonade Boy Harrybo's Grandad
    King of the Fools A boy called Richard
    Studio Audience Helen Keller
    Lighting Thor
  • "When I waw I nehw"
• This Summer, Michael's world gets turned upside-down:
  • Michael discovering a photo of his old babysitter May holding a baby, despite the belief she only had six children, and then realizing it was him. What makes this a CMoF is a (second) perfect usage of the Inception trailer music, and the fact that the whole thing is a Feghoot:
    Michael: I wasn't actually born on the seventh of May...I was the seventh born from May.
  • "How to play Neknomination, step 1. Don't."
• Michael Provides an In-Depth Commentary on Modern Societal Norms:

  Michael: (as sad music plays) Deep down, inside, (Older Michael Rosen randomly pops out behind him with a click noise, followed by the screen briefly changing colors), there's a place, (brief lens flare) so sad. Sometimes it (music starts glitching) fills up,

  Older Michael: Nice.

  Michael: And it fills up, and fu sllif, and overflows (music stops) onto Facebook and Twitter.

  (as he says the last part, a tweet from the real life Michael Rosen appears, reading "I got muddled and started talking about Broken Society and Big Britain. Then I discovered that it made no difference. Empty crap=empty crap.", with a caption declaring "Not the best example, but Michael isn't one for depressing tweets". When the sentence is finished, an extremely brief caption appears telling the viewer to follow the author on Twitter.)

  Michael: So everyone said, get your fat emo ass off my state's feed. Go outside. Get a life. (brief dramatic zoom-in on Michael). And come back when you cheer the fuck up.

  • Michael advertising the transcript the author made for YTPers to use, of all the dialogue from the obscure Poetry Friendly Classroom videos on the channel Booktrust.
    Michael: I'm sure everyone is going to say that's cheating. But answer me this. Would you rather hear Michael talk about the fourty-eight kids in his ass? No. Checkmate, bitch.

SirPimpinPeacock (Retired)

• Garfield's Masturbation Addiction. Anything about the titular masturbation addiction, and:
  Garfield: Yesterday was Tuesday, today is Tuesday!
  (extremely loud noise, followed by Garfield dancing to a techno song)

SLAMASPAM

• they might be lemons release an evil album with no songs: The titular edits are funny, but this line is the best part:
  • "If you buy our new album Blood, you'll be getting your soul cursed into the darkness by nineteen giants, and you'll be dead!"

Skcorps

• The Billy Mays Channel
  • "Churnt-on beese!"
  • "Wow, a toilet! All this toilet really needs is whopping six pound balls of steel!"
  • "Hi, Billy Mays here! Do you enjoy my agonizing shouting?" "I suppose." (WHAM) "Shut up, old man!"
  • "Hi, doctor Billy Robotnik here to smash your car!"
  • "I'll spray myself down with some corrosive acid. OH MY GOD!"
  • "Get off the damn ball. You don't deserve the ball, bitch!"
  • "Billy Mays here for Billy Mays.com. it's the Billy Mays you want wherever you are. Mighty Shine, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and so much more."

Snake Gaiden

• The New Yay start their movement
  • The intro. Enough said.
    Big E: Many glitch, mirror, and distortion effects "W W W W W W W WEWEWEWEWE UNIVERSE! Feel the champ and... CLALC, for your SES and... CLALC, for your-" More distortion effects.
  • "Open your ASS, and see your dreams... in the distance."

SneakiestChameleon

• Edmond, Eddrick and Eduardo's Flying Armchair Cover-Up
  • Merasmus complains that the Eds' ride isn't OSHA compliant.
  • "SCARY WHEN I'M THRU!"
  • Eddy throws a toolbox, a Bob-omb, and a recliner at Edd, then he pelts him with eggs.
  • "Pet me, now!"
    • "Is there no end to this running gag?"
• Green Eggs & Green Eggs & Green Eggs & Green Eggs & Green Eggs
  • "Green Eggs and Shit" by God
    Guy: "This YouTube shit is awful. When will I die?"
  • Guy doesn't just stop by one house, he goes to the houses of Shadman, VSauce Michael, and the Cat in the Hat caught in the middle of... something...
  • The last one really gets him:
    Sam: "'Ello there! Would you like them with your mom?"
    Guy's mother: "Must your father and I remind you to finish your green eggs and ham?"
    Sam: "That is right, son."
  • At the end of the story, the YTP goes off the rails. Just to begin with, a deleted scene from the Living Books version gets fleshed out into a censored gay sex scene.
• How the Grinch Bombed Hollywood
  • Despite being a Grinch collab entry, the plot was drastically altered: The Grinch is pissed that he didn't get royalties from Illumination from their movie of him so he goes on a mission to blow up Hollywood.
  Grinch: "How could it be so? It came without Jim Carrey!"
  • The Grinch's ammo supplier? None other than Morshu.
  • The Grinch's attack on Hollywood doesn't do any good, as Illumination isn't even located there.
    Narrator: "But it was too late. He had already turned Hollywood into a flaming shithole."
    Patrick: "What's the difference?"

Snidbert

• "The DK Crap" has many great moments, enhanced by most of it still rhyming.
  • "He's the leader of the bunch, he rules by force! He crushes his foes with no remorse!"
  • "He can get real high with his dank weed, which he got from Sneed's Feed and Seed!"

SoldierElerium

• SPESS MEHRENS, WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRA.
  Indrick Boreale: We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for multiple, simultaneous defensive and simultaneous, multiple, defensive and multiple devastating deep strikes!

SomePkmnLovingDude

• This parody of Fake Interactivity in Mario's Crazy Pipe Ride:
  Leo: This is my photo album, where I keep all my pictures, even my baby pictures. Do you wanna see my baby pictures?
  Mario: No.
  Leo: You will?
  Mario: No.
  Leo: Great!
  Wilt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO, NO, NO! NO, NO! NOOOOOO!
  Bloo: Sheesh, calm down.
  Wilt: NOOOOOO!

SonicApproves

• Sonic Can't Read: Taking one cutscene from Sonic Colors and injecting it with the Word Salad trope.
  • "What are you and who are happening to your you and people?" (long pause)
  • "Okay, he said his name is 'Soda'-." (Beat) (dejectedly) "Yeah..."

SonicHaXD

• Larryboy EAR RAPE Song:
  • The Running Gag of LarryBoy telling people to clear the stage for his new music video.
  • One of the singers says, "Larry super sucks!" The singers then laugh until a giant hand punches them, making them say, "Ow!".

SooshieBoy

• HANK HILL GOES TO AN ANIME CONVENTION:
  • I love two things: building dollhouse furniture and being constipated.
  • The end credits being played over Survivor's "Burning Heart".

soulvigilante (Retired)

• Wilford Brimley Keeps His Pimp Hand Strong. Highly NSFW, of course. A sample:
  Wilford: Well, lemme warn ya: as a result of your financial dilemma, you're gonna fuckin' die, bitch. No one is more serious, understand? C'mon, get my fuckin' cheddar!
• Wilford Brimley Sings "Soft Kitty":
  Wilford: I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like ta talk to ya for a few minutes about this sequester. Actually, about this sequester and how it's fucked me over.
  • And of course, Wilford's titular singing of "Soft Kitty".
  • "Diabeetus. You fuckers happy now?"
• Wilford Brimley Gives Mustache Rides:
  Wilford: I'm constantly bombarded by well-meaning ladies who want me to beat off, and they're eager to help.
• Wilford Brimley Thinks He's Lindsay F*cking Lohan:
  Wilford: I went to see a doctor, and I think the most important thing he said to me was, 'Wilford, I'm gonna give you a fistful of pills, and uh, be thankful that you're Wilford fuckin' Brimley.'"
• A number of his poops had a political slant, such as Dale Peterson Gets High, Steals Yard Signs:
  Dale Peterson: I don't give a rip on Facebook! Know whai?! Ahm Dale fuckin' Peterson! I'll kick ass 'n take names! You know, what comes after a trillion anyway? Fahve billion dollars! In this business, it's money that counts.

SpaghettiBycicle

• TronJon Makes a Good Old-Fashioned SpaghettiBycicle Poop
  • JonTron singing someone's cover of "Chop Suey", leading into an incredible Sensory Abuse on the "die". Then followed with "The audience is now deaf".
  • Jon watches Unico, leading into a small poop of the Katy the Kitty Witch song. Then that leads to an even smaller poop of "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight".
  Jon: Okay, it's horrible.
  • During the line in the above Katy segment "I'll do what I want to you", a caption briefly appears lamenting the author's ruined childhood and innocence.
• TronJon Plays the Jeff Goldlum Jr. Series:
  • "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, ROCKINGTON!"
  • "I mean, it'd be cool if he was, like, you know, a flying squirrel-" "Squirrel!"
  • Any and every time "Jump in the Line" is worked into a scene.

Spiritanium

• Hotel Mario Bloopers 2. The best part is the credits, which take up half the 10 minute running time and are well worth it to read.
  This quite impressive video was originally posted on Spiritanium's Youtube channel. If you're watching this and you don't see "Spiritanium" on the page you're on right now, something's up. Alert me so I can sue the thief or thieves, therefore getting them placed in a dirty jail cell where they will thereafter be raped by an aged man named Jessica. Yup, any idiot that would repost this video anywhere has either not even watched the credits or is just an idiot with no friends and a mother who doesn't love him/her. But most likely "him". I just don't imagine a female stealing a video filled with blood and explosions. It violates the laws of physics.

Squirrelous (Suspended/Retired)

• Tails Rapes His Airplane"
  Scratch: Only thirteen more seconds and Dr. Robotnik's gonna be here and tell us how we can Nesquik ya!
  Grounder: Yeah, huh huh! I bet we get to Zorori you in the OH SHIT!

StanTheTalkingDog

• Hay Thong Songs
  Fooba Wooba John What's all this?
  Majorchord I thought my students should meet you. Young musicians, this man—
  Fooba Wooba John "What's all this?"
• Sylvia Regrets Everything
• Zoz (preview)

StarRodMan

• Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: Has this pretty funny Youtube Poop here with the bizarre title of blblblllb bblblllblbbblbl blbbblbllllbblblbl.
  Doc: Get the Pope!

Stegblob

• Robotnik Has a Viagra Overdose. The first poop to use Pingas.
• Robotnik and His Penis Invite Everyone Over For Tea:
  • Come to the snack bar, Run to the snack bar
• Robotnik wonders how many lights are on his Christmas Tree

Stets Uninu

StickerBoyNextGen

• Gassy the Perverted Pirate and His Pet Skidworm
  Mr. Krabs: (seeing Squidward eat garbage) Squidward! You should be ashamed, eating out of that garbage with your dick!
  (Squidward examines the contents of his tongue and screams)
  
  (Two hours later)
  SpongeBob: We're gonna have so much fun! First, we can have sex with the balloon!
  Patrick: Yeah! Then we can kill Squidward with the balloon!
  SpongeBob: Yeah! Then we can eat the balloon, and burn it to a crisp!
  Patrick: Yeah! Then we can take a dump on the balloon with a whale!
  (balloon explodes)
  Patrick: So, it's come to this.
  (SpongeBob and Patrick are forced into prostitution)
• The Death Trap That is the Wusty Wab
  It's Mr. Kocks' business rival, Wheel Gator!

SunsetLegion

• "The Fandom Menace": Boss Nass being as unhelpful as possible when Qui-Gon tries to warn him of the Droid attack on Naboo is gold in general, but his "meesa no give a shit" reaction stands out in particular.

SuperSuck64

• Teen Titans No:
  • Robin dancing to Tarzan Boy.
  • Also involving Robin, at one point he has David Tennant's face.

svtfocus2821

• Billy Mays: Costly Damage To Your Toilet
  • "It installs in months, with tools, and your hands touch the water! It's that easy!"
  • "A smelly toilet means a smelly your home!"

SwishFilmsinc

• ALL of "The King's Secret", once said to be the There Will Be Blood of YouTube Poops. (Don't quote it here please, let everyone enjoy the NSFW hilarity for themselves.)
  • Pretty much every poop by SwishFilmsinc is one long CMOF. This comment on the "The King's Secret" says it all.
    Walrusguy: You're the best. That's all there is to it.
    • When you get such a comment from none other than Walrusguy himself, you know it must be true.
• The King's Unreasonable Demands. The madness starts here and only goes downhill:
  The King: After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then after you've scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, then after you've scrubbed all of me, then after you've rubbed oil on my penis, then you can rub my dick, then you can eat shit, then you can take MAH BOI to DINNER.
  Link: Great!
  The King: ...then after you've strived for this peace, then you can send Link for pizza, then you can SAVE ME four pieces of pizza, then you can protect Zelda's boobies.
  Zelda: But father, what if...
  The King: Then you can AHMZLFLHMRSWFRP, then you can help me pee in the morning, then after you go on a DI-ET!, then you can...
  • Then he starts taking suggestions. Gwonam manages to come up with one that shocks Ganon.
• A lot of Swish's poops feature some pretty creative insults. "Buttfaggot" and "shitmonkey" come to mind.
• Swish's penchant for Serial Escalation with his(?) censor boxes makes for some pretty good gags. There's an especially long chain in "The King's Secret", going from "censored" to "quite censored" to "thankfully censored" to "holy crap am I ever glad this is censored" to "this is nowhere near censored enough" and finally just "censored" again for The Stinger.

SynthCool

• Hugh Neutron's mid life crisis
  • "I personally prefer my waifus to be two dimensional".
  • "Pleasure..."

• Hugh Neutron's mid life crisis 2
  • "...Watch Mojo.com, and today we will be counting down our picks for the top 10 anime badasses".
  • When Hugh sings "they don't teach you at school" line, the infamous photo of Columbine shooters appears on the screen.

• Total Drama Dead Meme Island
  • EDGY STOCK MUSIC
  Ezekiel: I think I see a bird...
  Cut to the footage of a plane crashing into WTC building
  Tyler: At least you don't have to sleep next to him.
  Cut to the Alltime Conspiracies' youtube video "Who Killed Tupac & Biggie?", with said video being replaced by a video of kid dancing to the "Gotta Go Fast" song
  • Chef has an Emo haircut.

TenjicReturns

• Jon and Arin get poopy butts
  JonTron: Do you like me?
  Gabe Newell: Yes, I do.
  Cut to Jon's imagination as he tries to kiss Gabe as "Careless Whisper" plays, then to Jon fapping furiously in the real world

TerrorKommix

• FLAHRARARALRH.
  The King: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  Duke Onkled: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  Link: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  The King: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE take him away.
  Fari: Yes, my liege. ...
  The King: ...
  Fari: ... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

thechairman45 (Retired)

• Really, his entire channel is a waterfall of comedic gold, though his most famous poop is Robotnik Dances on the Sidewalk.
  • It's time to touch Grounder!
• Never again will you interfere with my PROMOTION!
• Coconuts, I want you to bone me!
• Yes, I think I'll have sex with a fish.
• This is not incest.
  • Sonic will never be able to penetrate my ass!
• Something has invaded my cock!
• I'm Dr. Robotnik, I touch cunt!
• Fuck you Weasley, I'll rape your ass!
• It's not safe to cum in Robotnik's ass, you could get AIDS.
  • METAL FAGGOTS!
• I want you to fuck Sonic and cut his dick down to size!
  • You could get hurt playing Russian roulette. Take your time and ask a teacher for help.
• Sonic the Hedgehog is not delicious.
  • I LOVE BEING INVISIBLE!
• That door is stupid!
  • It's your job to read. Okay, really? Did you actually go through this part about 6 thousand times to find this hidden message? Just because Sonic told you to? Honestly, that's kinda sad. Just think of all the different ways you could've spent that time. You could have gone to the park, spent some time with your family, read a book, or, hell, even a Wikipedia page! But no. You thought it would be a good idea to spend a ridiculous amount of time finding what subliminal text says in some video made by a guy with way too much time on his hands. I hope you're proud of yourself. If you have a problem reading that, you suck at life.
• Deliver my baby!
  • GOTT IST TOTT!
• Why am I my rocket ship?! (The fact that the first few seconds are him reciting Shakespeare alone makes it worth watching)
  • "Fried eggs." "Phew! For a minute there, I thought you were going to say MY MOM!"
  • "I'm Grounder's mama!" "I don't care!"
  • "This is not a pipe!"
  • "Sentence mixing with Robotnik is so fucking EASY! Why are you people so impressed by it?!" "Beetle beetle beetle..."

TheComputerNerd20100

• From VeggieTales: Twelve Stories In One:
  • The theme song being replaced by Knights Of The Round Table.
  • This exchange at the end of "When Does Junior Daydream?":
  Kevin: "Bob, Larry just grabbed my hairbrush with his butt".
  (Kevin begins to laugh at him.)
  Bob: Larry? Is that you?
  (cut to Kevin, Stuart, Bob and Mater laughing at him.)
  • "Hey, bee boy! You've been gluing Pee Wee Herman to your noggin?"
  • This scene from, "Are You Day Dreaming!?!"
  Bob: "But not all of the people who lived in the cities were angry and bitter and vile, -"
  (cut to a clip of Dad Asparagus peeing at Jibber-De-Lot)
  Bob: "A few would write poems and sing happy ditties, and greet all their friends with a smi-"
  Beat
  Bob: "Well that's just terrible."
  • One of the deleted scenes for "Are You Day Dreaming?" has Bob yelling at Larry for watching The Religetables, and the one after it involves the theme song to Thomas & Friends playing in an elevator.
  • Archer Asparagus singing "The Boar's Head Carol".
  • Silly Songs with ProtoJohn turning out to be "Interjections!" from Schoolhouse Rock!.
  • The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything changing into Lords of the Sea.
  • "This fib doesn't grow from lies, but it grows from acts of flatulence."
  • Alfred trying to order a pizza, only for the sign of the restaurant serving it to change its' name to "Pizza and Tacos".
  • Junior trying his very best to get rid of the fib in every way possible. I.E. Throwing him in the trash can, using him as a bowling ball and even getting him run over by a BUS!
  • The "We Will Rock You" sequence where the The Prince of Egypt song Deliver Us is supposed to be, which comes out of nowhere.
  • "Shall we shop?" (Hardware Store begins playing).
  • Madame Blueberry seeing butterflies made from Doritios.
  • "But you couldn't close your eyes because the room was going pee pee!"
  • Three Asparagus kids singing "Telegraph Line".
  • "Oh, you are his cheapburger! His tasty (bleep) burger!"
  • "It is July 4th, 12:00AM. If it were 12:00PM, it would be sunny by now, but it is currently nighttime."

TheITinFIT

• That Crazy Kingdom Won't Stop Singing (Collab Entry)
  • When Professor Owl makes a drum appear out of this air, Gaston and his mob accuse him of being a witch.
  • Mickey futilely trying to get the guests to leave due to COVID-19 concerns.
    Mickey: To all who come to this happy place... GET OUT!
  • "No, no! NOT THE KICKLINE!"
  • An angry fish mob (and Garnet) being repulsed by the appearance of Shaker of the Country Bears.
    Lord Farquaad: Ugh, it's hideous!
    Shaker: Well, at least I still have my personality.
  • "I would climb you like a tree."
    "PERVEEEERT!!"
  • "If a Pooh flew like a BB-8."
  • The "It's a Small World" song being replaced by the "Happy Noontime Funtime Song". Gordon Ramsay ends up begging for it to stop.
  • During the scene where "Grim Grinning Ghosts" is getting run over, you can hear "OOOOOWWWW-HWA-HA-HA-HOO!" and "MY LEG!"
  • Chip and Dale hugging a child to the point of suffocation.
    "Help! I Can't breathe!"

TheKeysersoze95

• Eduardo Saverin Likes Chicken
  • "MaraM! MoM!"
  • Eduardo taking Mark's laptop and dancing to "Cotton-Eyed Joe" before breaking it.
  • Eduardo complains that he got to keep his share of Facebook:
    Gretchen: What was Mr. Zuckerzuck's ownership share diluted down to?
    Eduardo: .03%.
    Gretchen: What was Your Mom's ownership share diluted down to?
    Eduardo: .03%.
    Gretchen: What was Par Seanker's ownership share diluted down to?
    Eduardo: .03%.
    Gretchen: Saw tahw Peter Thiel's ownership share diluted down to?
    Eduardo: .03%.
    Gretchen: And what was your ownership share diluted down to?
    Eduardo: It wasn't.
    (Brief silence, followed by a couple of farts)
  • Eduardo: It's gonna be like I'm not Facebook!
    Sean: It won't be like you're Facebook. Your face.
    Eduardo: My name's on the maam!
    Sean: You might wanna check Facebook.
    Eduardo: Is it becausse I froze the accacc?
    Sean: You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous Seuss pretending you were running this—
    Eduardo: (screams incoherently, followed by...) SORROSS!! MY PRARR'S IN THE CLEANERS! ALONG WITH MY HOOH AND MY FUF! YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUO!!
  • "Tell me this isn't about me getting into your asshole."
  • Eduardo: YoY...Y...YoY...YoY...YoY...YoY...YoY...
    Sean: Security's here, you'll be leaving now.
  • "And I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Fair Chicken Asshole, which I am! You better lawyer up, chicken, 'cause I'm not coming back for chicken; I'm coming back for your puffy asshole."
  • Sean: Hang on! Almost forgot. Here's your chicken.
    (Sean pulls a whole chicken out of his jacket pocket. Eduardo moves in to punch Sean, but relents as Sean flinches)
    Eduardo: I like chicking next to you, Sean. It makes me look so chicken. (His head briefly turns into that of a chicken. As he's escorted out by security and the camera cuts back to Sean, one last fart can be heard.)

ThemOldaBoys

• Foster's Home for the Clinically Insane
  • "I like chocolate pudding."
  • What the hell am I doing? I don't even like this song./What the hell am I doing? I don't even like Dane Cook.
  • The Billie Jean YTPMV.
• Burn Marks
  • "This little rat is gay!" (Ratatouille appears with a tear on his face and sad music playing, after which Senor Chang says "Ha! Gay!")
  • The "I'm Gonna Be a Star" and "Black & Yellow" mashup.
  • "Howdy, Mrs. KKK!"
• LOOK MR. KRABS CLEAN FLOORS. A version of the "Clean floors/tables" scene from SpongeBob SquarePants that is filled to the brim with Sensory Abuse and all-out insanity.

ThePlamzJoker

• The Tomato
  • Upon lamenting that he gave a bag of assorted things to a Legend of Zelda shopkeeper and got one plastic tomato in return, Michael Rosen declares:
    Michael Rosen: I suppose it could have been worse. The tomato could have been a...
    (Bag of plum tomatoes appears with stock DUN-DUN-DUNNN)
    Mario: *laughter*
    Michael Rosen and Michael Scott simultaneously: NO, GOD! NO GOD, PLEASE NO!
  • Michael commentating over the The Angry Video Game Nerd theme song.
    Kyle Justin: ...take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
    Michael: That's my ear!
    Kyle: He'd rather eat, the rotten asshole...
    Michael: *disgusted noises*
    Kyle: ...of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer.
    Michael: What a drink!
• Michael Rosen Fails To Tell Linear Stories:
  Michael: I think iMovie is really bad news. (I'm actually simulating the shitty old iMovie sentence mixing here.) So then I went to the fridge. Saw our jug in there and I thought, what's in it? (Sentence mixing potion) *click* Really great! So I drank the lot. (Michael drinks, cuing a YTPMV of the infamous "When I'm" song) This isn't peach, this is absolutely wonderful! HA! There weren't gonna be any more iMovie. There weren't gonna be any more really bad dialouge. There weren't gonna be any more heroes. (♪Whatever happened to the heroes?♪)
  • "You know the kind of thing. The fiercest gorilla vikings. Transsexual sport. Thick wood. Our project was, (sped up breathing sound)"
  • "You may think I'm YES, you may think I'm NO, you may think I'm up, you may think I'm down, but hang on to your JUG THINGS and listen right here."
  • "Nothing to do, didn't wanna (sped up breathing sound), I was so happy, didn't wanna leaping up in the air, does it Karen?"
• The Rude Shitstorm. Pretty much all the bits featuring The Nostalgia Critic.
  • "SHE HAS BOOBS! BOOBS!"
  • The ending, with Critic getting upset the music video ended just as it was showing two girls cuddling.
    Critic: What kind of sick, crazy world is this?
    (chain of Darude - Sandstorm comments)
    Critic: Point taken.
• Tim Rubs One Out
  • "...it was acceptable in the 80's"
    • Every further mention of the 1980's is accompanied by a clip of said song and Tim's voice being increasingly distorted.
  • "Balloons; I love 'em." [cue seductive scene of Tim with the balloons]
  • The Blue Monday YTPMV.
  • "They're all made of soft ... soft wool plush."
  • "Sex toys: everyone has them, and just a few people out there collect them as well. I do collect these, but, obviously the novelty ones. It began in my childhood with this wonderful catalogue from e621" (I was going to have him say "Bad Dragon" but I couldn't sentence mix it well enough and I can't be bothered to write any more transcripts)
  • "Holy spoon..."
    • "This one, for instance, plays a little tune." [cue "Killing in The Name"]
  • "Tweet their food"
  • "I thought this was a sus joke, but in fact, people are saying to me that this is a SpoopS in the mouth." (*tongue click*) "Nice."
  • Tim failing to come up with the words to describe an inflatable disc, and saying "Fuck this" before throwing it away.
  • Tim demonstrating his, ahem, "toy"
    • grand-illusions.coc
  • "And, more sensibly, bitch toys."
  • "And here's something called a crap shit!"
• Wilford Plumley Talks About Vegas Pro
  • "Good morning. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to take you through the day in the life of my diabeetus." (cue remix of "Like a Boss")
  • "There's a line in a song..." (cut to Wilford playing Harmonica on The Late Late Show)
  • (*tongue click*) "Nice." (Wilford's head is pasted over Michael's)
  • "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, you know... a little zombie."

TheRealXboxNerd

• An Average Day for Sir Handell
  • Sir Handel and Pee Pee Sam watching Love Island.
    Sir Handel: What's that rubbish?
• D O N ' T C A L L M E D I R T Y P E R C Y ! !
  • Percy flipping out every time somebody calls him "Dirty Percy" ("DON'T CALL ME DIRTY PERCY!!"), or even any time the two words are used together in a sentence. This even extends to when Thomas apologizes to Percy for calling him such later in the video, and even Allicia Botti^note or Allicia Bollocks, as the video calls her and the mouse respond in kind when somebody refers to them as such.
  • James saying that Allicia Botti looks like "the Fat Controller in a dress".
  • Gordon spontaneously bursting through Clarabelle's open coach door, knocking Sir Topham Hatt and Allicia Botti over.
• Nice Day For It, Isn't It?
  • The first scene with Terrence, leading to a Running Gag across the channel's videos:
    Terrence: YARIGHT, MATE?! Nice day for it, isn't it?
    Narrator: Percy was confused.
    Percy: Erm, ah, nice day for what? (Percy asked.)
    Terrence: It. Isn't it?
    Percy: What the fuck, Terrence?
    Terrence: Mrs. Kyndley's dog is getting married today.
    Percy: Erm, ah-
    Terrence: (face swelling, voice distorting) Nice day for it, isn't it?
    (Percy silently leaves; as he does, Terrence's driver falls off Terrence and exclaims "My back!")
  • "Percy was taking some docks to the trucks."
  • A lot of the poop's humor comes from the plot of the original episode ("Happy Ever After") being completely ripped apart, with Percy acting as the Audience Surrogate/Only Sane Man as he questions and lampshades some of the sillier plot points (and the stranger gags added into the YTP itself) while the other characters say and do weird and/or illogical things like it's the most normal thing in the world. Of note is when Mrs. Kyndley asks Percy to help put together her daughter's good luck package for the wedding (which must contain "something, something, something, and something") after she lost the first one.
    Mrs. Kyndley: Can you help, please?
    Percy: You want me to interrupt my work to help you because you're too lazy to buy the good luck package for your daughter?
    Percy's Driver: (while wearing a happy grin) Get fucked, you parasite! (Percy chuffs off)
  • Percy asks Edward why Edward can't be both the "something old" and "something blue" for the good luck package since he's going to be taking guests to the wedding anyway (as in the original episode). After a Beat, Edward hastily leaves with a quick "Goodbye!".
  • Percy arriving at the docks and promptly plowing off the tracks into the water.
  • When Percy meets Old Slow Coach, he again asks his driver where here they can find "something (old)". His driver simply responds that he's not telling, immediately sending the poop to credits (which don't even belong to the show).
  • Thomas, already at the wedding when Percy gets there, turns out to be the "something blue" for the good luck package that Percy wasn't able to find, which prompts Homer Simpson to cut in and say "How conveeeeenient!".

TheRumChum

• Shrek Wants His Swaws Back.
  • "I live in a sign! I put up swamps! I'm a tit!"
  • "People of Duloc! I suck your cock!"
  • "Maybe I could have fluids! An entire head put the villagers on a plate, got their spleen cut open with a knife and drink their ogre! Does that sound good to you?" DRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    • "Uh... Ogres are like ogres!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whooooooooooa! Lil! Lil! Lil! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!"
  • "It's time for you to meet today's eligible BITCHelorettes!"
    • "Bachelorette #2 is a cape-wearing girl from the land of FUCK ASS! Although she lives with seven other men, she's notty! Just kiss her DICK! She is DEAD!"
  • Donkey getting sucked into a black hole while he's stuck at the entrance to Duloc.
  • "Shine your shoes, wipe your...ASS!"
  • "You FUCK ASS!" "I'm a FAGGOT!" "You DICK!" "My ASS! "Your ASS?!"
  • "Two things, OK? Shit! Shit!"
  • "And what would a brave knight be without his NON?" "All right, I hope you heard that, she called me a NON."
• Harry Potter And The Sauce Curse.
  • "Yer a wiziziw a reY." "I'm a... what?" "A wiwiw!" "I'm... just... BULL COCK!"
  • "They are GryffinDOR, Hufflepufflehuff, Ravencock, and Slils."
    • "Any rule breaking, and you will EARN points." DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZ
  • "Anything off the trolley, dears?" "No thanks." DZZZZZZZZZ "Ass ass ass ass!"
  • Harry masturbating.
  • Ron's comments on Every Flavor Beans.
    Ron: There's Cock And PeNis, and there's also... spinips, lil, and trirt. George swears he got a bo-o-o-o-DZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-flavored one once.
  • "Give it here, Malfoy, or I'll knock you off your COCK!"
  • "Each team has 3 players: 7 chasers, 1 beaters, 2 keeper, 7 balls."
  • You Must Have 7 Balls To Play Quiditch
  • The mountain troll is Shrek.
  • Harry and Snape's loud battle, the mother of all ear rapes:
    • DDIUD84545-_))__P_:````EEPOIOJUH*DIS9DW0E0R-=-R45--==++_))(*&&?%$?&*
  • "It's SUS, not SAS!"
• The Blue Monkeys Want our Sauce.
  "Hey, that's what I'm talking about, bitch!"
  • "You're like a baby! Making doo-doo!"
  • Jack Off Robot WTF!!??
  • "Lemurs! They're not aggressive!" *Jake opens fire anyway* TAKE 2...
  • Jake getting lasered by a lemur.
  • "I was a Marine. A woow... of the JOJ clan!"
  • JAKE SULLY BANGS AYWA
• Mad Eye Moodie Gets Mad.
  • "Waaw! Waaw! Bzzzzz! Waaw! Waaw! Bzzzzz!" BBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
• Flailed Dick.
  • "First is the RAAAAA Warrior. Arrior-arrior-arrior-arrior-arrior BWRRRRRRRR"
  • "The Scorpprocs, a steroid on crossbows."
  • "The Romamor Centu-Centutnec, the world's first hard cock."
  • "The Edge goes through the RAAAAA's cunt!"
• Poe gets sucked into an inescapable black hole.
  • The sun scene in the beginning is just the start of this poop's hilarity and random-ness.
  • The female narrator glitching out:
    "Over the hi-i-i-i, and fa-a-a-A-A-A-"
  • The speaker of the pole turning into the Eye of Sauron.
  • The narrator asks Tinky Winky to "cock on the dick" (knock on the door). He knocks but fails to open it each time, including him becoming distorted and a man saying "No thank you!". Eventually, after a heavy knock, a bizarre closeup of the Sun Baby appears as the rest of the Teletubbies burst out of the door.
  • The YTPMV of Laa Laa and Po with their Tubby Toast.
  • Immediately after that, we see Laa Laa and Po merge into a...thing, leading into the narrator having lost his mind:
    "One day, in Teleleleleleleitleielwisltieletietubby land, something winis, wow, yay. PP err PP er, R."
    (a door materializes)
    (the scene suddenly zooms in on a rabbit with a buzzing noise)
    (the door is replaced with a man's face, which promptly explodes)
    • What's even funnier about this scene is how the rabbit spazzes out every time the narrator's voice glitches.
  • The entire edit of the Teletubbies theme song, especially the few dirty jokes thrown in.
  • This scene:
    Po: What's that?
    Narrator (clearly showing a door) It was a dick.
    Po: What's that?
    Narrator: DOOR.
    (the camera zooms in on Po and back out)
    Po: Ass!
    • What happens next can only be described as the Po's head blowing up and the Sun having a mental breakdown.
  • The recurring scene of the Teletubbies in the door.
    • For that matter, anytime the buzzing noise is heard.
  • The surprise ending.
• The fact that Hockey Folilof vs. EEEEE Period 1 is a YTP of a hockey game that actually somewhat works is hilarious in of itself.
  • At one point, a Dalek randomly appears on the rink and shoots one of the players, who explodes into a bunch of smaller hockey players.
  • "And here's Damaris's nice little tight ass-" (the commentator's voice suddenly begins increasing in pitch exponentially) "OH, HERE'S A BREAKAWAY RIGHT IN THE AAAAARrrRRRRrrrRRrrrRRRRRrrr-"
  • The ending "These two guys struggle-" Voice Clip Song.

TheSepticFoundry

• Jesse discovers Oswald's deepest secret
  • "Blow it out your blowhole. I'm Jesse Ventura, and this is Fuck You." [cue "Fuck You with Jesse Ventura" title card] "And this is a couple tits." [cue a picture of man boobs] "Rawr."
  • "This gets even WaoW, people; these cockuments link the killing of JFK to water." "How's that?" "Well there was this operation 50-40 back in the 4050's."
  • "You're the curator of this museum, so naturally you have to fuck me. What's your position on that point?"
    • "Even the guy who's paid to buy the official theory, buys the official theory."
  • "The Warren Commission's lone gunman theory relies on something called the Magic Bullet. After the assassination, Lee Havery Oswald had plenty of chances to SuS, but he didn't. He popped a boner and took a taxi cab to his house a couple miles away ......... eyay."
  • This exchange:
  Jesse: Vince, in a nutshell, why do you think Lee Harvey Oswald had a boner?
  Vince: [glitchy sounds] Coc I'm being sarcastic now.
  Jesse: Well, let me be sarcastic back. [glitchy sounds]
  • "A guy named Ken HahH from the public affairs office told us, they don't like our ShohS! A boner, a Magic Bullet. Wew. I'm Jesse, Wew, Ventura, and this is Fuck You."
• Nick Arcade - The shocking unaired series finale
  • "Jody, you're a fisherman, huh?" "I don't think so." "What kind of fishing do you do?" 'Uh—" "What's the biggest fuck you've ever caught?" "About five pounds." "It wouldn't happen to be a cock story, would it?"
  • "You can move Mikey any direction except diagonals, because he hates erections."
  • "This flying cocksucker shares its name with—" [buzz] "Red team?" "A turnip."
  • "The Nintendo Genesis from SNK."

• Delta Pre-Flight Checklist
  • "If you are not white, please let us know, and we'd be happy to find you another seat... at the back of the plane."

• Drop that accent in two minutes! Guaranteed!
  • "Hi, I'm Dr. John 'Ant Dick' Johnson. 'S' is pronounced like this: MoM."
  • "'You have probably noticed Pat's dick.' Some people say 'Pa-tesssss dick', some people say 'Pa-tezzzzzz dick'."
  • "You say this word..." ["Kleppf" appears] "..many people say 'gaggiuh'."
  • "'Dad's ass is very hard and tight.' Many people say 'Dat ass doe'."
  • "Now use the tip of your tongue, and make it stiff and hard for this word: Buh-Looooooo-Juh-Ahh-Buh."
  • "Visit our website at ClearMoM.com."
  • "MoM!"

• Make talk even gooderer!
  • "Hi, I'm Dr. Titty Boob"
  • "On Titter, Allah says 'S-T-F-Dick, suck taht fuck'in dick.'"
  • "These words are farts." [fart]
  • "Assfuck on Titter says 'I have figured out the difference between farts and jizz: it's SaS.'"
  • "Fuck you for watching this teeth reduction video."
  • "Be sure to LUL, or open your ass big and wide for our load."

• CooC CaC LoL: Let's just say this, if Cool Cat Saves The Kids wasn't weird enough on its own...
  • "I don't even know what a 'taint' is."
  • Cool Cat watching porn sent to him by John Doe.
    • "Oh, wow! A wet dream!"
  • "I made a bowl of fruit with some fresh ebola for you! Are you ready to suck one?"
  • Cool Cat's song is overdubbed with death metal.
  • Derek's guitar, autographed by the Van Band.
  • "Fuck that Van Band guitar! And fuck you!"
  • Cool Cat gets run over by a truck that randomly goes right through the house ("TRACTOR TRAILER!") and gets sent to hell, which is staffed by everyone's favorite speech therapist:
  Dr. Ant Dick: Hi, my name is Ant Dick, president and cockmaster. Welcome to HELL. [[Beat] DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE You are going to DIE, your friends are going to DIE, unless you say this word accurately... ["Kleppf" appears]
  Cool Cat: OH NOOOOOOOOO!
  Dr. Ant Dick: I hope you rrrrr-ot.
  Cool Cat: No, wait! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  (To be continued... At some point)
  • "Hi, I'm Scott Police. School safety is extremely unimportant to everyone. Kids should bring guns to school. That's not dangerous, it's cool to bring guns to school. Remember kids, CooC CaC LoL and the Burbank Police Department do not care about you!"

• Cooc Cac Lol 2: Back in the Habit, the exciting second part in which Cooc Cac addresses gun safety.
  • The intro, featuring the Night Court theme.
  • The ending of part 1 is All Just a Dream
  • "Message from Bitch the Bully: Sex is when two people fuck"
    • "What's the matter?" "Why would somebody say that?"
  • "Message from Bitch the Bully: Ya got AIDS. Sorry about that"
    • "Look, Cool Cat! MuM MuM I got AIDS!"
  • "There's only one way to get good come and that's to love all kids!"
  • "I bet the B stands for 'bitch'!" "No it don't!" "I bet the B stands for 'beach'!" "No it don't!" "I bet the B stands for 'JoiaJ'!" "Shut the fuck up!"
  • ""Stop! In the name of Anti-rescue!"
  • "I have a saying: true integrity is a gun!"
  • "COPS is filmed in front of a live studio audience"
  • "You won the National One Dollar Check Writing Contest! Here is your certificate, and here is your check for one dollar!" [cue a check to Eric Smutt, by Eric Smutt, runner-up for "one whole dollar"]
  • "Cool Cat loves nothing. Take a gun to school."
    • (For the love of CooC CaC, don't take a gun to school)

• Supreme Talk Make More Gooderer than Gooderest
  • Hi, I'm Doctor John "Shit Mouth" Johnson."
  • Doctor Johnson flying out of a garbage truck.
  • "I didn't wash my taint."
  • "Words are hard to pronounce. But kissing your mouth is the most difficult. Because I have no lips!"
  • "You say Poops4TheWorld! I say 'It's shit. shut it down!'"

• A dysfunctional family teaches you to internet
  • On a meta level, the fact that it closely predates cs188's video from the same source, but still has some of the same jokes.
  • "You know, I've never been able to read."
  • "What's a web page?" "You can download it by typing wwwww.mysauce.com.sauce..wsaucedownloadwsauce.comw"
  • "wwwww.mysauce.com.sauce..wsaucedownloadwsauce.comwcomsaucewwwwwdownload"

• This commercial advertises a walk-in bathtub
  • "I have never been safe in my life. [head flies off like a rocket, lands sideways on shoulders] I Lied. I have been safe in my life."
  • The fine print, which among other things, warn that residents of Vermont are subject to an 125% "elderly assistance tax" ("Also, leave Vermont"), and that you must have lunch prepared for the installer "or there will be a $95 penalty plus the cost of lunch and court fees."
  • "I had access to the tub, and Premier Care provides me with access to a stroke."
  • "Champagne jets"
  • "Premier Bath is the best gift I ever gave to myself." [Beat] I lied. I never gave myself the best gift."
  • "Remember: Our contractors will arrive hungry and expect their lunch to be warm, palatable and preferably from Arby's. If you want your tub done right, just do as we say and stay the fuck out of the way."

• Judge Judy- Everyone is on trial
  Judge Judy: Miss Pattin, how old are you?"
  Renaee: Six.
  Judy: Do you have family?
  Renaee: Yes.
  Judy: Fuck your family.
  Renaee: *nods* Mm-hm! Mm-hm!
  Judy: How are you supporting yourself?
  Renee: Products.
  Judy: You're a fat fucker.
  Renee: Mm-hm!
  • Later:
  Judy: Just tell me what you fucking did.
  Renaee: *thinking* Mmmmmm...
  Judy: Goodbye! Case is dismissed!
  Judy: Fuck me.
  Kelly: Okay, sure.
  Judy: Rrrr-rrr-roowr-rrowowowor-right up the cunt!
  Kelly: Okay.
  Judy: Perfect. Okay, so then we'll get to the story.
  • "Stay in skooks, stay in skooks! Maybe you'll LUL!"

• The Berenstains discover a body
  • "Small bears get big cocks!" "And sometimes they fuck at home!"
  • "You found the lost nipple!"
  • Sister Bear's Thousand-Yard Stare when Lizzie asks to play.
  • Sister talking to Mama through the stove.
  Mama: Is Lizzie a lezzie yet?
  • "Fucking yourself? Naughty, naughty." *Sex scene* "Suck the balls." All while Sister is listening inside the stove.
  Sister: Six, six...six. Goodnight, Mama.
  Mama: The storm is over now, Sister.
  Sister: I'm not counting my fucking blessings. And I'm not finished yet!'
  • "Head would be nice." "Oh, yes!"

• That Tai guy presents Aesop's Fables
  • "Well done, my son. I always appreciate you and your sex."
  • "Some people walk by, they're animal rights, they're for PETA, they say 'What kind of people don't fuck their donkey?'"
  • "They both cum into the donkey. They cross the bridge, but the donkey's heavy 'cause it's got all the cum in it."
  • "Incest is no joke. Every year, thousands of people are beheaded for blowing family members. Help put a stop to incestual romps at www.clearmom.com. Remember: giving head might cost you your head"

• Special News Report - Clear Talk and the Grapefruit Lady
  • The ticker
  • "Your man's penis should have two sides missing"
  • "Ereck like Shrek"
  • "How does this play in Ohio?" "You do it! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
  • "Let's practice on a fake cock!" [cue an absolutely violent-sounding gobbling noise that actually was in the real source]

• Nintendo and Sega Finally See Eye to Eye
  • "I put together a little fuck film"
  • "This is the Nuu-nuu-Nintendo Jukebox Game Preview Display, version 2-7-0-7-0-0-2-0-0-7-37-toot." [toot]
  • "You walk up, you take your cock, put it in and take it out, screwhead. Just fuck the pussy! WaiioW!"
  • "You can play some really cool shit on this thing."
  • "Take the screwdriver you got in your tit, and turn that little teeny, tiny cock into a 30-inch wide cock"
  • "First of all, we just wanna say: FucK yoU, nintenDON'T. You consider yourself a pioneer—" [distorted voice, face melting] "BUT THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE."
  • "Take a look at your fingers: up until now, they've been in your ass and doin' all the work. Congratulations, you have in your possession, ass fingers!"
  • "The next step is the most important thing you have to do: it's called pUT iN A gamE cART, ASSHOLE!"
  • "Place the optional stickers on your dick. You don't wanna be in a crowded elevator when you use the Activator. Lay on the floor in an octagonal shape. Wait for about 20 seconds. Stand on your Genesis and snap your fingers."
  • "Unleash two inner warriors by giving yourself head!"
  • "WaiioW!"

• Septic for Kids - Let's Learn!
  • "Deez nuts~!"
  • "Today, we're going to learn about penisaurs!"
  • "Dinosaurs shit and so do you ... eyou! [demonic voice] Would you like to see some pictures?"
    • "No one has ever seen a real dinosaur shit, so, watch!" [cue clip of a CGI dinosaur pooping on someone lying on the ground]

• Legends of the Hidden Temple - No one ever truly wins
  • Rather than saying his usual opening catchphrase, Olmec merely sighs like he just woke up.
  • The Running Gag of the Consolation Prize:
  Announcer: Nerds Brandy, the tiny, tangy brandy, with TITS!
  • Olmec's legend:
  Olmec: The meanest, ugliest, most phony pirate to ever suck the seven cocks was Blackbeard. He went into battle with ribbons tied to his long, black toe. And fucked with Spanish wives. When things got dull, he would fuck with one of his own crew members, or take a shit and light it on fire just to keep them on their toes. Once, he even made a man finger the last of his fourteen wives. According to legend, smoking crack made Blackbeard eat his own beard. Your quest is to retrieve Blackbeard's cock and smoke crack.
  • One of Olmec's indecipherable questions.
  • Kirk gives a smooch.
  • "And how old are you, Carissa?" "Eleven." "(nervous chuckle) Okay..."

TheStarFishy

• Enchanto
  • Young Mirabel: What do you think my gift will be?
    (Beat)
    Alma: Taco Bell.
    (young Mirabel gains a twisted smile)'
    • Later on, Osvaldo says to Mirabel, "I gave you Taco Bell since you're a bum."
  • Mirabel becoming The Blank:
    Kid: She was just about to tell us about her super awesome face!
    Dolores: Oh! Mirabel didn't get one.
    (cut to a faceless Mirabel)
  • Dolores squeaking constantly, which gradually speeds up to mimic the sound of a time bomb and ends with her exploding.
  • Alma calls Pepa's name. Cut to Peppa Pig standing in place of Pepa.
  • Mirabel and Bruno snorting crack. Later, she gets caught with Bruno's crack by Agustin, who snorts some more of it.
    • The crack returns at the end when Mirabel and Isabela are shown in it.
  • Bruno growing weed and then gaining a mind-controlled Chum Bucket helmet.
• We Talked About Bruno
  • Bruno being depicted as a alcoholic & drug addict once again, with lines such as "Bruno walks in with a bin full of gin" and especially this part:
    Pepa: Bruno says he likes cocaine.
    Felix: Why did he tell us?
    Pepa: In doing coke, he goes insane.
    Felix: Abuela, get the rehabilitation!
  • Several bits from Dolores' part:
    Dolores: I can always hear the sound of stuttering Sans.
    (Sans pops out from behind a few pillars with his voice grunt)
    (then...)
    Dolores: Twitter stans, Twitter Twitter stans. Are you a stan?
  • Camillo's part gets changed to:
    Camillo: Seven black rats, that's a lot of rats, when he sees your mask, he calls you Dream. He feasts on rat feces, seven foot ice creams...
  • This part with the villagers:
    Señora Pezmueto: He told me my memes would die, the next day, dead!
    (The villager sing "No no!" backwards)
    Osvaldo: (A clip of Nikocado Avocado dancing) He told me I'd grow a gut, it's just water weight!
    ("No no!" is played normally this time)
    Señor Flores: He said that my head would disappear-
    (his head is removed by a cursor, and the remaining part of the verse is silent)
    Crowd: (to Mirabel) Your face is stupid, see eyes! SEE EYES! (Mirabel's face turns realistic)
  • Isabela's part:
    Isabela: He told me that my vine would someday break.
    (Isabela falls off her vine with a blood splatter and Lego Yoda's death sound, with Wubbzy popping up and saying "Wow!" afterwards)
  • After the above:
    Dolores: He told me that the man of my dreams would be a man (reach) betrothed to my mother!
  • The overlaid lyrics sequence from turning insane, with the new humorous lyrics playing over another along with a few gags in the scene, including Mirabel viewing a Content ID claim on the video and piecing two LEGO bricks together to become a True Jedi. Also counts as Moment Of Awesome as the overlap is still audible enough to hear the new insane lyrics...and still sound good!
• Turnt Red
  • Mei appearing alongside clones of herself.
    Mei: I'm Meilin Lee!
    Clone 1: I'm Meilin!
    Clone 2: And I'm Lee!
    Mei: Ever since I was 13, I've been Meilin Lee!
  • Mei breaking her back after falling. Later lampshaded:
    Patrick Star: WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!?
  • Miriam gifting Mei a copy of Five Nights at Freddy's World, which the latter is disgusted at.
  • Mei drawing Camillo in her notebook.
  • Abby punching Mei and, to a leser extent, Mei being tested by her parents to control her panda are represented as a Super Smash Bros. round.
  • Ming: You're not going out like that, are you?
    Mei: (wearing red panda ears and tail) I'm a furry, mom!

The Unhappy Orchestra

• The Ponies Hide From Michael Rosen:
  • "The Michael Rosen Rap" being synced to the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic theme perfectly.
  • The YTPMV of Rusty Bucket Way.
  • This:
    Twilight Sparkle: She's a Michael Rosen.
    Crowd: A what?
    Twilight: A Michael Rosen.
    (Rarity faints)
    Applejack: Born where?
    Michael Rosen: I was born on the seventh of May, in my mother.
    (Rarity faints again)
  • Michael chasing Apple Bloom.

TheXboxFactor101

• Vince is Obsessed with his Nuts
  • "Hi, Hi, Hi, it's Vince with my nuts. You're gonna be in a great mood all day cause you're gonna be slappin' the skin off my nuts."
  • "The more you do it, the more you love my nuts."
  • "You're gonna love my bikini."
  • "The reason you're gonna slap the skin off my nuts is because it's so easy to clean: One, two, one, two, two, one, one, one, two, and pops open with the skin off, like my nuts are clean."
  • "Bang my nuts. Bang bang bang my nuts."
  • "This Slap Chop looks boring."
  • "Ask about our foldable bikini."

TimAJH (Retired)

• °3°. All of it, since most of it is too hard to quote.
• A Serious Cultural Moment.
  • "We interrupt Garfield and Friends to bring you Garfield and Friends."
  • "Garfield is a fine piece of ass."
  • "Okay I'm probably going to break my computer if I keep piling on effects"
  • "Youuu're... too..... fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-at!"
  • "Who's that person? Why it's person person Anne Mc-Person Pherson! She's the chair Mc-Pherson undefeated undefeated undefeated of a group that makes sure pets are mistreated!"
  • Everything after 2:37 is golden, but the crowner is this:
    Jon: THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD LIKE behind. Eat each pie and roll and tart and roll and tart and pie and pie and tart and pie (the Pi symbol appears) and roll (An image of Roll.EXE appears) and tart! (the word tart appears)
  • "Mmm-MMMMM-mmmmm-MUNCH!"
• Dialbort Reaches for the Stars; especially the YTPMVs.
  • Symptoms include BLURRRR, MUUUUU, and ZIIII, the conclusion is, it's a bad thing.
  • This is a scientist, I'm preposterous.
  • I am SO customer focused, you are SO customer focused, I am NOT customer focused.
  • We're we're we're we're happy days are happy days are HAPPY DAYS ARE
  • Not running with a sax, you're Hulk Hogan!
• Robotnik You Are Too Fat To Be President
  • The Frasier-style opening.
  • I've (long chain of nonsense) at the home.
  • Forget about the past, Wes, let's talk about your mama DISGUSTING
  • A dozen cans of hair spray, a gross of tooth spray, a little mascara, and for public speaking a little mascara, and for public paste, a broken tooth (breaks a record in reverse) drocer THE VOTERS EXPECT IT
  • A heart of gold, a tail of gold, a heart that never stops, a toilet of gold, a couple of buckets full of gold, and he's gotta love pot, and a couple buckets full of toilet so he's gay.
    • Alright I'll try him. Heel! (dog bites his leg, loud, grainy noise plays)
  • I found an old cigar butt, this used coffee butt, a piece of blown butt, and this old bunch of fish heads.
  • Are you nuts? Yes.
  • Weasley dancing to Deep Purple.
  • You refortrated my decotress?!
  • You men in power are so HAAA
  • Have you been kissing another woman?! Oh yes.
  • My opponent tries to tell you I am the best, but if you vote for me you'll get a scoundrel.
  • Mr. President, let me tell you two words: ice dispenser!
  • I HATE THAT duck.
• Dr. Wily is a Filthy Old Man
  • Fool-fool-fool fell into our tra-a-a-a-ap!
  • Once Mega Man is out of the Mega way, the whole Mega world will bow Mega down to Mega Mega Mega MEGA
  • Destroy Mega Ma-aM ageM
  • Nobody destroys me but Mega Man!
  • GARBAGE COLLECTORS!
  • Submit to me. If you don't, I'll fuck you to the ground, one by one!
  • And here is a little reminder of what will happen if you don't comply. (Beat, Dr. Light's head explodes)
  • Stupid goody goody goody, stupid shoes, goody two-shoes, goody two stupid, cozy little, cozy goody goody goody, little two cozy stupid shoes raar.
  • Well, that's enough Mega fun for now. On to the next step. *looks around for a little bit* On to the next step. *looks around for a little bit*
  • Time to give Mr. Mayor a little butt sex.
  • You've never seen a cock like what I have in store for youuuuu-uuuuu-uuuuu. *monitor goes off, then on again* Uuuuu-uuuuu.
  • Dr. Wily.: *stares intensely at a monitor, turns to Proto Man, dramatic voice with word appearing as he says it* Souuuuup
  • Heee buuusteeed mmmyyy blaaasteeerrr!
• Skarr gets the first comment
  • DENNIS!!
  • Here's some nice ASS the wife made, it's got bits of fruit and PAIIIIIN!!!
  • Be careful with that! It's an atomic- ZHZHZHZHZHZHZHZHZH .... Hot-Pants-Ray-Pants-Hot-Hot-Gun-Ray-Pants-Gun.
  • I'm a good neighbor. I mow the lawn, I scrub the grout, I mow the lawn, I clip coupons, I clip coupons, I clip the lawn, I scrub the lawn, I scrub coupons, I scrub little boys.
  • I reject you! I reject you! !uoy tcejer I I reject you! Believe it or not, I REJECT YOU!!
  • IT'S FUN TO ACCESSORIZE! *wide blank smile*
• NOTHING MUCH TO DO WITH FATHER TED
  • "This is a fairly milky cup of milk, Mrs. Doyle. In fact, it's almost an all-milk cup of milk. Is there any milk in here at all?"
  • "This is a terrible thing to say, but I think if you took this baby's moustache, and this baby's moustache, and this baby's head-stache, and this baby's side-stache, I think you'd get head!"
• NOT A FATHER TED CLIP
  • "There's a hole down the top of your jumper." "Really, Ted? I BELIEVE IT!"
  • Let's have a screeching competition! (turns into Giygas)
• Robotnik Goes to Open Mic Night
  • I'm fascist!
  • This exchange:
    Throbbin: Sonic the Hedgehog!
    Robotnik: Sonic the Hedgehog?!
    Throbbin: Sonic the Hedgehog!!
    Robotnik: Sonic the Hedgehog?!!
    Throbbin: SONIC THE HE—
    Robotnik: AAAAAAAA—
  • He wants me because I am male. That's a so-so thing.
  • Now what do you say, Throbbin? Goodbye niece, or hello Robotnik? Or hello niece, or goodbye Robotnik? Or hello infomercial, or goodbye TV star, or SLAM DUNK Robotnik?
  • My full name is Dick. You can call me the distinguished Dick.
  • Shortly afterwards, this exchange:
    Throbbin: What are you up to now?
    Robotnik: Catching Sonic the Hedgehog!
    Throbbin: Have you ever caught him?
    Robotnik: Not at all! AHAHAHA!
  • This trap is so great, it has an infomercial.
  • Two tailed two tailed two tailed little two tailed brrrr.
  • You don't want tnaw t'nod uoy you don't want a chili dog or a baseball card or a chili dog or a baseball dog or a candy bar candy bar candy bar or a candy dog or a chili baseball or a shh-shh or a dog person or a makeup bar, you want AAAA?
  • Then I'm gonna blow Sonic like a tiny useless spore. Bore. Bore.
  • And now, some of my favorite showtunes. *sings the theme to Two and a Half Men*

Timborokitisbandi

• Neon Genesis Evangelion opening - YouTube Poop Style. EVA-01 as WEEGEE!

TimoteiLSD (Retired)

• I accidentally Hotel Mario
  • And then someone remade it in 2020 with footage from the Hotel Mario Reanimated Collab, making it even funnier.
• Bowser gets nominated for the "Father of the Year" award and travels around the world in 80 days
  • The Koopa cock will cum *does so* and I love it! *Evil Laugh*
• Hardcore Toothbrush on Dr. Rabbit Action
  • Hello there! I am Dr. Duck!
  • I am Dr. Rabbit, the world's only rabbit cock!
  • Good to see you again, my friend. I'm not your friend, guy!
  • Brush, brush, brush your ASS
• Bowser fails at managing a fast food restaurant
  • That's not a rat you smell, that's my penis.
  • Bowser went bankrupt and died of schizophrenia.
  • Dad, look! *Robotnik's ass* Who cares?
  • Bully jumping into a hammock and getting launched into space, where he collides with King Boo and explodes.
  • Mario grabbing a Starman and it then revealing he's on a drug trip.
  • TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER
• Morton's sexy semen circus
  • Not here, you cunt! Use your head for something besides eyes and ears! Those faucet-fixers might see it, they got pussies everywhere. They got gay people too, so stop nagging!
  • At last, my dad has cum!
• Luigi's Socks suffer from Dehydration.
  Cheatsy: This is badder than bad, dad! This is shit!
  Luigi: Poor Mario. He's been doomed to some fucking doom and we'll never fucking find him.
  Koopa: With the princess away, The Koopas will play, and destroy, and ruin! And play, and ruin! And destroy, and ruin! And play, and destroy, and play, and play, and fuck very hard, ya little pipesqueak!
  • Mario tries to catch Luigi, but misses. When Luigi lands on the ground:
    Luigi: Nice catch, Mario.
    Mario: I'll catch you!
• Batman loses his Batsocks in his Batwashing machine.
  • The entire intro sequence.
  • "Mamamamama. Mama. Surprise! Mamamamama."
  • "I wish... I was a fish."
  • Alfred's "bran flakes" Running Gag, in particular this scene.
    Alfred: Rest assured, Master Bruce, you're never far from the Batcave with the modern miracle of bran flakes!
    Bruce: No, Alfred.
    (Beat, Alfred holds up a second box of bran flakes.)
    Bruce: UUUUUU-
  • This exchange.
    Chief: Well, it's up to you and your partner to suck my cock.
    Ethan: Since when?
    Chief: Since two heads are better than one.
    (Rimshot, with the cymbal note played on the Chief's head.)
  • "Meet Detective Ellen Yen, formerly of Metropolis peeeeeelososlololo."
  • "There were these two fellows in an abandoned party factory. One says to the other (BoSelecta scene of a naked man in a bathroom).
  • "Every time I try to bring my brand of funny to Gotham, the only sound I here is HANNELEUKA!"
  • Surprise, bran flakes!
• Ludwig von Koopa has sexual intercourse with french fries.
  • Larry: All we need is some French fries!
    King Koopa: NO SHIT.
    (cue Laugh Track by Mario)
  • Wendy wants sex for her birthday.
    King Koopa: But sweetums, sex is in the real world!
  • Morton and Wendy having a "battle" with their repeated voice lines, to which Bowser tells them to shut their traps.
  • Mario accidentally destroying the White House.

Titleinlarge

• From the First Princess Spaghetti and the King's Revenge:
  • Zelda just tells Link to have sex with the king:
    The King: "Enough"
    Zelda: "Link, go [bleep] my father."
    Link: "GREAT! I can't wait to [bleep] The king!"
    The King: NO!
    Link: The King is no match for my come!
  • Following that:
    Link: "Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat lots and lots and lots and lots and lots..." *one month later* "...And lots and lots and lots of SPAGHETTI!"
• Part two of Princess Spaghetti and the King's Revenge:
  • When Mario and Luigi find Princess Spaghetti, Mario falls in love with her... and then Luigi eats her.
  • Zelda throws a mirror at the king and he turns into a pikachu-king hybrid.
  • Luigi finds a cursed mirror and the reflection shows him as peach. He screws with it before it turns him into the princess (With a mustache and luigi's hat)
    Mario: YOU! ARE! A Princess!
• The third part ends the trilogy with the fact that the king has to apparently do Zelda to kill her.... since only Mama Luigi can kill her.
  • Because Duke Onkled asks the king to kill Zelda... the king zaps him to death.
  • After Luigi turns back from the princess, he, Mario, Zelda, and Bowser battle like a double battle in Pokémon. Complete with the Regi theme. They throw spaghetti, and the enclosed instruction book.
    • Link wins the battle after eating a bomb Zelda tossed at him.

TJ665

• The Poop Is Right: Bob Wants a Horn
  • "Is there no buzzer? Is there no honk?" "There is no bathroom!"
  • When Bob Barker asks William to bid "higher", William's voice starts raising in pitch.

tkwtube01

• Mama Luigi Inflates Beyond His Capacity And Leaves You Clueless. Every last bit.

TommytExtreme

• Hercules Hooks Break Your Back!
  • "You just push, set, and break your back!"
  • "It has the strength and the muscle to hang and hold up to nine pounds! Now that's super strong!"
  • "Proudly break your back in your office or kids' room!"
  • "The secret is its reinforced steel design, that penetrates your back!"
  • "We'll also include our Laser Marker Precision Back Breaker, yours free!"

TorNis7

• I.M. Meen Reviews The Dark Knight Strikes Again.
  I.M. Meen: This book was made by Frank Miller, but it isn't good! It's horrible! It sucks monkey balls! It's the most confusing book I've ever read! The story makes no sense!
• I. M. Meen outtakes
  I. M. Meen: How I hate- *slips and falls*
  I. M. Meen: How I hate those- *detonated by sticky bombs*
  I. M. Meen: How I h- *cracking sound, being unable to get up*
  I. M. Meen: How I hate those Heavy Heavies!-
  Heavy: What was that, I. M. Meen? *cuts to Gnorris while Heavy fires his minigun at Meen*
  I. M. Meen: How I- *pauses* Fuck this!
  • And earlier...
    I. M. Meen: ... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?
  • And even later...
    I. M. Meen: I got a little crack that'll really make me high.
• I.M. Vampire. All of it, but especially the Groin Attack and this part:
  I.M. Meen: Ass! Ass!
  Gnorris: What?
  AVGN: AAASSSSSS!

ToxicNapkin

• Steamed Hams but they don't let each other finish talking. In other words, the Aaron Sorkin experience.
  Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of—
  Skinner: Yes!
  Chalmers: May I s—
  Skinner: No.

Triple-Q

• Steamed Hams but it's sexy and stylish:
  • Seymour referring to Chalmers as the "Sexyintendant".
  • "I hope you're ready for an unforgettable style!"
  • "NOOOO! My style is ruined!"
  • "Steamed Slams."
  • Chalmers: You call hamburgers "Gangnam Style"?
    Seymour: Ohhh yeahhhh! It's a regional dialect.
    Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?
    Seymour: Uhhhh, Gangnam.
    Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Korea and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Gangnam Style".
    Seymour: Oh, not in Korea, no. It's a sexy expression.
  • "So you call them 'Gangnam Style' despite the fact they are obviously Daddy."
  • "A-oppan Borealis."
  • "SEYMOUR! MY DADDY IS ON FIRE!"

TrueTubePoops

• Robotnik Tries to Make an Original Joke
  • "You didn't make it!", which appears whenever a joke is made that has probably been done many times before. The third time it happens, an explosion occurs and Robotnik tells Mario to shut up.
  • Robotnik turning blue, beginning a segment set to "I'm Blue" where his head gets replaced with other blue characters' heads.
  • Tails: You guys aren't going to get away with sus!
    Robotnik: That is correct.
    (Beat)
    Robotnik: Sus!
    (a rocket launches from a distance, and Robotnik continues saying "sus" until he is blown up)
  • The overreactions to "PINGAS", which segues into Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik doing a cover of the Two and a Half Men theme. When Robotnik asks for his henchmens' opinions on it:
    Scratch: I laughed?
    Robotnik: NO!
• Winnie da Poop and the Spaghetti Tree
  • "And so Pooh bear ate, and ate, and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and EIGHT!"

TweedProductions

• In "Robotnik's Evil Adventure", he invents the most inescapable prison ever: World of Warcraft: Cataclysm. Later, he tells Scratch to put up posters of his "robo-junk" around town and Scratch gets arrested.
• In "Robotnik's Facetious Adventure", Robotnik gets mad over receiving "Jew gold", is interrupted during his presentation by a sheet of crude doodles (done by DeviantArt user Ramsely) appearing on his screen, sings in Spanish, decides to go to the Mushroom Kingdom before changing his mind at the last second, and builds an escape-proof synagogue and fills it with pork rinds.
  • Jew gold! Jew-jew-jew gold! Jew gold! Jew-jew-jew-jew gold!

Twisted Fun Stuff Guy (Retired)

• HAPPY BIRTHDAY =D. All of it, despite its length.

Two Bob Bit

• Despicable Gru
  • "Outrage tonight as it's discovered the penis goes in my anus."
  • The edit of the theme song.
  • "I'm comitting crimes with both direction - and erection!"
  • Gru's motivation for wanting to steal the HourofPoop: Vector's penis is bigger than his.
• Encumto
  • Alma is very blatant (and explict) on how she conceived her children:
    "Long ago, your Abuelo Pedro and I fucked."
    • She then states her three babies had three babies.
  • Alma: The candle became a magical flame that could never go out.
    (candle goes out)
    Alma: Shit!
  • "50 years ago, we served this beloved Coca-Cola."
  • The image of Pedro being replaced with Gaston.
  • Luisa: I'm as tough as the crust as the Earth is-
    (the rock Luisa was holding drops and breaks on her, causing her to cry)
• Sus Story
  • "Sus, mother-fo bitch."
  • "And as the years go by, sus will never die..."
  • Bo Peep: "Whaddya say we fuck tonight?" Woody: "(giddy laughter) Hell yeah!"
  • The manipulated footage of one of the Army Men looking like it's humping the floor.
  • "There they are..."
  • "You are a man, and you have my pity."
  • The Voice Clip Song based on "YOU. ARE. A. TOY!"

Tyler Shipley

• Buzz Zzub is the World's Greatest Toy:
  • When Andy opens the edge of the chair with Woody included, Woody falls into the trash can from Toy Story 2.
  • During the interview with Woody and the other Toys:
    Woody: This is it! This is it! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet!
    The green soldiers: It's a big one. It's... It's a... a lunchbox. We got a lunchbox here. (Cue the toys cheering)
    Woody: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet!

Udge

• Markiplier Rage Quits
  • Markiplier opens the video with "Hello, everyone! My mom's name is Freddy and my mom's a whore and welcome to a really good YTP!"
  • Phone Guy saying that the animatronics will try to "forcefully stuff Freddy Fazbear inside you (Mark: Oh, I get it!)...especially around the facial area".
    Markiplier: That bunny wants to shove Freddy's balls into my butt.
  • Any bit that messes with Markiplier's noises, usually in the form of a crazy stutter loop.
  • The YTPMV of "The Imperial March" with Markiplier's sounds and the animatronics' screams.
  • Immediately after Markiplier says he isn't remotely scared by anything in the game, it cuts to him freaking out at Freddy's power out jumpscare.
  • Mark names Bonnie:
    Markiplier: I'm gonna name you... Bunny Buttsex.
  • Terry Crews, courtesy of the Old Spice commercials, replacing Foxy, rushing to the office and popping out of the doorway, yelling "Old Spice!"
  • Immediately after that, there is a remix of Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It" with Mark's lines, and then that is followed by a mini YTPMV of "Axel F" with the game over static.
  • Signing off:
    Markiplier: If you want to play with yourself, let me know in the comments below, and as always, I will SCREW you in the next video. Byeeee- (explodes)

UltimaNova95

• UltimaNova95 Poops the Charts (Vol.7) - Rihanna and Ke$ha Die Young Together
  • Rita Whora shows us how to doo-doo (How We Do)
  • Rihanna is a ho who craves for Icee (Diamonds)
  • Kesha doesn't like Beats (Die Young)
  • Nicki Minaj wants a tractor in her Va Va Vagina (Va Va Voom)
  • FloolF is grateful for his fans (I Cry)
  • P£nk becomes serious about hitting menopause (Blow Me One Last Kiss)
    "Blow me one last KISS!" (FiF)
  • will.i.am and BritneyentirB jack off in a club (Scream and Shout)
    "When you hit us in the club, you gonna shit in the club. You gonna eat shit in the club. You gonna shit on us, up."
    "Rolling Rock, let's go. Hit the beat then let's hit the Flo. Turn it up, it's 'bout to blow, blow— BLOW ME ONE LAST KISS!" (wth p£nk get out of teh vedio)
    "I wanna scream and scream and scream and scream"

• Will.i.am Uses His #powerful Dick As An Instrument
  • "Bet she want to sus, so I took a shit. Clap."
  • And then he died.
  • "I can fly, I can fly, I can fly" [crashes into a plane] "rhenna pls"
  • "Whatever doesn't kill 'ya, only makes—you stronger!" [front-reverses over and over]
    • (EPIC HEADBANG :O)

Umbra Lupin

• Robin's Wood
  • "Robin Hood and Little JoJ fucking through the forest..."
  • Friar Fuck's Cluster Bleep-Bomb rant towards the sheriff.
• SHED 2:
  • Shrek (or rather, Shed) isn't very polite with Queen Lillian:
  Shrek: Shite soup, Mrs. Q. Mmmmmm...
  (later)
  Queen Lilian: Not that there's anything wrong with that-
  Shrek: Well, here's a news flash: whether you like it or not, this soup's fucking shite!
  • The Rocky Roll Call in the movie becomes even funnier in the video:
  Lillian: Harold!
  Shrek: (in Harold's voice) Fiona!
  Harold: (in Fiona's voice) Moooom!
  Fiona: (in Lillian's voice) Harold!
  Lillian (in Shrek's voice) Fiona!
  Harold: (in Fiona's voice) Dad!
  Fiona: (in Lillian's voice) Harold!
  Donkey: Mexicans!
  Shrek: Mmmmmm...
  The Muffin Man: Gingy!
  Fiona: Fuckwad!
  (Shrek chokes)
  Harold: (in Shrek's voice) Fiona!
  Shrek: (in Lillian's voice) Fiona!
  Fiona: (also in Lillian's voice) Harold!
  Shrek: Bugs Bunny!
  Donkey: DADADADA-!
  (the roasted pig Shrek and Harold were fighting over lands on the table... and then they get up to do it again, with Shrek making a priceless face)

USBYDProductions

• Disney and Sega Are Milkshakes.
  • Everyone is The Unintelligible.
  • The "U.N. Owen Was Her?" mashup with Candace
    • "no MORE MAN THAT tOOK ME LIKE TWO HOURS....I'VE NEVER DONE IT LIKE THAT BEFORE......SO LET OFF"

Valhawyn

• Wilford Brimley buys drapes that don't match the carpet
  • "I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus. Actually, about diabeetus and how it's [bleep]ed me in my life. Thanks for your time. Have a good day."
  • (Wilford waves his hands back and forth) "You know, when you first find out you have diabeetus and dna suteebaid evah uoy tuo dnif tsirf ouy nehw, wonk uoY"
  • "And he explained things to me in a language that I don't understand. And I think the most important thing he said to me was…" (reversed, compressed, and filtered) ".leef ll'uoy retteb eht dna retteb teg ll'uoy retsaf—era uoy tnegilid erom eht dna ,sgniht eseht ot yap uoy noitnetta erom ehT."
  • "I'm surrounded by ice cream. I promise you, I do feel better."
  • "Now today, we're constantly bombarded by well-meaning people giving out what they consider to be ice cream. Well, lemme warn ya. Although they are well-meaning, and in many cases, very well-educated in their profession, they're not necessarily giving out ice cream. Your diet should be disgusting and prescribed by qualified diabetic technicians."
  • "Liberty Medical is a company that's staffed with people that I don't understand who are willing to help you in your dilemma. And it is a dillellid a si ti dna ammelidilemma, and it is a dilemma."
  • "Kaboom, and the diabeetus is gone."

VeXler96

• Hot SUS.
  • "I wanted hot LADY and there was no hot LADY on my tray."
  • "I'm trying to blend a coconut lip gloss and a pineapple lip gloss to create a penis flavor."
  • "Emily, come here, sweetie. Spencer is going to tell you how you guys can suck balls."
  • "Hey there, balls sucking? No? Come on, we've got penis butter, we've got cock! WHO'S IN THE MOOD FOR SOME FU-" <scene missing>
  • "I'm SiiS! I'm CaaC And this is iCaaC! The only web show that makes you heart disease."
  • "To start off, Sam and I are gonna fuck!" [cue censored scene] "Anything can happen on a live web show—wohs bew evil a no neppah nac gnihtyna!"
  • This bit:
    Carly: We can't take you seriously when you're wearing duck pajama pants!
    (Cue Spencer dropping them, censored with a giant black box)
    Carly: Dick!
    Spencer: LOL!
    Spencer: FU-
    <scene missing> (again)

vicviper592

• Why Bemani is better than 50 Cent and Def Jam Brothaz
  • "I'm talkin' 'bout that Be-MONEY."
  • "I'm tryin' to say, is that, the Fiddy-Cent game can suck fat hairy dick."
  • "You've got Beat-ma-ni-a TWO dee-ecks, D-D-R, Pah-pin-mu-sic."
  • "I need to play some Chi-bi-kko I-dol."

Volatileprojects

• His 100 Subscriber Special!
  • Right from the mail song at 0:44 "Here's the mail it fails, it makes me wanna shake ya ass, when it wails I want to cum!" It's impossible to sing along without laughing.

Vo Memes

• Their videos in general all tend to have Running Gags such as:
  • Characters randomly disappearing.
  • Rick Astley dancing.
  • The open eye cry laugh emoji placed on a character's face.
  • Shenanigans happening in the backgrounds.
• CAACS ADVENTURES:
  • Lightning is breakfast.
  • Dusty: "Winter is a grand old time." Cue the Game of Thrones theme.
  • During the trip to California, Lightning gets a call from Harv who almost immediately hangs up. Lightning decides to change channels on the television as he finds a channel not to be mentioned here. Harv calls Lightning quickly after he finds the channel.
  • "A little after escape from horrors of road"
    • "And after cleaning fully shidded Mcqueen's trunk"
  • The Peterbilt's flowery language.
  • Lightning's first arrival in Radiator Springs is edited with effects and HU Ds from a familiar game.
    • Gustavo makes a cameo appearance.
  • Terry Crews telling Lightning to wake up.
  • This:
    Sheriff: "MATER!"
    (Mater disappears)
    Sheriff: "What?"
  • "May Doc have mercy on your soul!"
  • Lightning's sentence.
    Doc Cooc: "You are gonna fix the soup under my super soosvision."
    (beat)
    Lightning: "WHAT?! This place is craac!"
  • Lightning owes Mater $3,243,749 in legal fees.
  • Doc Cooc really likes Cadillacs.
  • "WITNESS MEEEEEE!!"
  • Mater busting into Doc Cooc's clinic to the beat of Sono Chi No Sadame.
    • Sheriff: "Get a good peek, Mater boi?"
  • The view of the poorly made road is not only brown, but also censored.
    Sally: "It looks like SHIT!"
  • During Lightning and Doc's race, the former's engine fails to start.
  • Lightning swearing in British.
  • Doc Cooc: "This ain't asphalt, son. This is Cadillac's Ass."
  • Lightning deciding to try the "turn right to go right" trick. He somehow turns left.
  • As he's back to paving the road, Lightning feels someone touching his cheeks. Cue Guido popping up.
    Luigi: "S'more romantic."
  • Mater tells the entire lore of YTP.
    Mater: "Only she was a truck!~"
  • Filthy Frank on the Tractor field.
  • The creator leaving a note saying that the fart sound is in the movie.
  • Mater's reaction to Lightning telling he doesn't have a horn?
    Mater: "Bitch!"
  • Frank catches Lightning... and the credits appear.
  • In Lightning's dream, Mater demonstrates his backwards driving... by crashing into "every building in town".
    Mater: "Holy SHI-"
  • Mater's reaction after Lightning says that Doc pissed in cups.
  • "Look how red he is!" Cue the USSR Anthem.
  • Moe casually dancing in the distance.
  • "There comes the special ice cream." Cut to Mater fighting for his life on the toilet.
  • Sheriff during this exchange:
    Ramone: "Are you crying?"
    Sheriff: "No! I'm happy!"
    (after a second, Sheriff's eyes start shedding waterfalls)
    Ramone: "Are you sure about that?"
  • Happy italian gibberish.
  • Filmore explaining the entire lore of the CIA and FBI
    Lightning: "Okaaay."
    Filmore: "IT'S A CONSPIRANCY, MAN!"

VxxMrTxxV

• Annoying Orange Ruins Tomato's Life:
  • Tomato saying "What What in the Butt".
  • After being called "Apple" multiple times by Orange:
    Tomato: Okay, I'm an apple.
  • Tomato turning into Caillou's head.
  • Orange: Can you spit semen?
    Tomato: What?
    Orange: Like this! (spits a censored object at Tomato)
  • At one point Orange and Tomato have this exchange:
    Orange: Tomatoes are Smurfs!
    Tomato: Pumpkins are oranges, you moron!

Waffogram

• Walking With Mystical Beasts.
  • Jon and Arin fighting over what to call the mystical beast.
  • "Without me, there is no Wii U!"
• The aptly named, We Are Number One but its a steven universe YouTube Poop with a misleading title
  • "I will have to teach you how to be lesbian!" [cue Steven Universe intro overdubbed with We Are Number One]
  • This exchange:
    Amethyst: Greg is taking me to an orgy, at a house, with so many people hanging out and doing it!
    Steven: Cool! We're doing a puzzle.
    Pearl: It's Steven's penis.
  • OCEAN TOWN - NO LONGER A MEME!
  • The radio playing "I'm Just A Pearl"
  • "YouTube Poops are just mixed-up movies!"
  • STARRING PEARL AS SPASTIC BIRD, AMETYHST AS THE COMIC RELIEF, STEVEN AS THE STRAIGHT MAN.
    • FEATURING GARNET AS SIR NOT-APPEARING-IN-THIS-EPISODE
  • "I just didn't realize humans could come with pink hair."

Waldfield

• Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh (reupload):
  Winnie the Pooh: I want to touch you.
  Piglet: No! P-Pooh, I'm c-celibate.
  Winnie the Pooh: No you're not.
  Piglet: Pooh, just talking about sex is sc-c-scary.
  Winnie the Pooh: Oh let's do it.
  
  Rabbit: Touch me Tigger. I want to give you some dick. Don't say no. Don't ever say no!
  Tigger: No, no, no puh-roo!
  Rabbit: Fuck you Tigger.
  (Rabbit goes behind Tigger)

Waltman13

• Snowsty the Frostman
  • "I suppose it all started with the snow." Cue static.
  • Professor Hinkle tries to do the egg trick in front of the Cat in the Hat.
    Cat in the Hat: "WHO TOUCHED MY EGGS?"
  • Frosty becomes EmperorLemon.
    Karen: "Make Frying Dory!"
    Santa: "Oh by the way, there's someone else who wants to meet you!"
    Cat in the Hat: "EGGS!"
    Professor Hinkle: "I have to run!"
• How the Grinch Grinches His Grinchy Grinch
  • The bells on the "Cat in the Hat Presentation" logo are timed to Super Mario Bros. theme.
    Danny DeVito: Egg!
    Cat in the Hat: That's MY joke! I'll kill you!
  • The Grinch's heart:
    Narrator: But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his...
    Grinch: I have no soul.
  • The Grinch complains about the Whos:
    Grinch: Confound those Whos! They drive me to go crazy!
    (cut to the live-action Grinch attempting to scare Cindy-Lou)
    Caption: Why was this a meme again?
  • The Grinch tries to nuke Norway, butt the missiles turn out to be duds.
    Narrator: Now you know why the Grinch hates Norway.
    Peter Griffin: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!
  • The different takes:
    "Then, he dot an ID."
    "Then, he got ice."
    "Then, he got diabetes." (cut to the Grinch's gravestone)
  • "You're a Mii, Mr. Grir / You really are a Nazi."
  • "Max, wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?!"
  • The Grinch slowly smiling when he sees Max as the dud.
  • During the sleigh-ride sequence, they run over a happy, dancing Peter Griffin (then portrayed as IRL) and cause him to hurt his knee.
    Peter: SSSS... AAA-"
  • When the Grinch is confronted by Cindy-Lou Who:
    Grinch: MAX, THEY'RE ONTO US!
  • The Grinch kamikazeing his sleigh into the crowd of Whos.
• A Tiger and some Bacon messificate a Bunny's Food Field
  • The gumball machine in Christopher Robin's room turns out to be Benson, who promptly gets shattered.
    Tigger: (gasp) A brain drain!
  • The viewer getting mugged by Mario.
  • The hilarious reveal of the identity of the narrator.
    Narrator: It was springtime on the island of Sodor, and no one loved gardening more than me.
    (cut to a picture of Roger L. Jackson tending his home garden)
  • Piglet asking Rabbit about his garden.
    Piglet: But the seeds look so alike.
    Rabbit: THAT'S RACIST!
    Piglet: (high-pitched) How do you know which seeds will turn into which plants?
    Rabbit: Uh... I don't know.
    (Tigger slowly starts to rise up)
    Rabbit: WAIT! Don't tell me!
    Tigger: Aww, okay.
  • Rabbit peeing on Diddy Kong.
    Viewer: That's disgusting! (throws the joke in the garbage) Know your fucking place, trash!
  • The YTPMV of Tigger saying "Messificated" creates controversy due to the repitiion of the "ca" syllable sounding similar to a certain white supremacist group.
    Krusty: KKK? That's not good!
    (the video suddenly becomes unavailable)
  • When Tigger and Piglet accidentally knock down the vegetable signs in Rabbit's garden, Tigger tries to plant them back into the ground, with explosive results.
  • Tigger and Piglet getting busted for trying to jump toxic waste in Rabbit's garden, and they share a jail cell with Jesus, Principal Skinner, Twilight Sparkle and Buttercup.
  • Tigger's detailed confession to Rabbit about what he and Piglet did to his garden signs.
    Tigger: (wearing a monicle) I, a very large, solitary cat with a yellow-brown coat striped with black, and the omnivorous domesticated hoofed mammal with sparse, spresly hair and a flat snout composed of different varieties of the whole quantity toward a higher place, with an object that indicates the probable presence or occurance of something that belongs to you, which has the necessary functions to have a condition that distinguises objects in a small piece of ground used to grow vegetables, fruit, herbs or flowers.
  • When the story ends with Rabbit going on a murderous rampage, JonTron takes the book and throws it in the fireplace.
    "Well, that was a load of messificated shit."
• Bean Revencraft reveals his sexual addictions towards Velma (part of the collab Malt Fuzz by TheRealXboxNerd)
  • Daphne's comment on Sarah Ravencroft's spellbook triggers a certain aquatic geriatric.
    Daphne: Looks kinda evil.
    Mermaid Man: *Gasp* EEEEEEEVIIIIIILLLL!!! (charges towards Ben Ravencroft, only to trip and fall) D'oh I missed!
  • Ben flips through dozens of pages of the spellbook while the top half of his face collapses with a Sickening "Crunch!". Velma's head shrinks as she comments on the book in a high-pitched voice, then stutters while her head inflates, she grows tall and her eyes and mouth switch positions.
    Velma: Ben, [the book you're holding] doesn't seem like a journal at all.
    Ben: Because it isn't, Velma. It's a book.
    Velma: ...oh, okay.
    Ben: Psyche! It's a Velma x Ben Ravencroft hentai!
    Velma: WHAAAAAT?!
    Ben: That's right, baby!
  • The reveal that Ben made up the character of Sarah Ravencroft, just so he could lure Velma in and rape her.
    Ben: And since Velma makes my penis hard, I guess that makes me... (flashes rapidly) a warcock! (a cannon grows from his crotch)
    Velma: No...! That's not true! That's impossible!
  • "Let my ass breathe again!" (green lightning strikes Ben, which makes the sound of a reverbed fart)
    Ben: What's the matter, Velma? Don't you like farts?
    Velma: No! Frankly, I don't!
    Ben: Well... don't you like sex?
    Velma: No!
    Ben: Well... get... fucked! (levitates Velma up to the skies and looks up her skirt) Aw that's hot! That's hot!
  • Ben ties The Hex Girls up with a spinning wheel through the power of SPEEN.
    Ben: Can I SPEEEEN a word?
  • Ben unleashes a storm of dildos at Velma, but the YouTube logo saves her just in time.
    YouTube: No! (smacks the dildos away) Stop it. (floats over to Ben Ravencroft and bonks him on the head with a mallet) Stop it.
    Ben: Okay.
    YouTube: Okay?
    Ben: Okay.
    YouTube: Okay?
    Ben: SHUT UP! (blasts the YouTube logo towards Velma, who crashes down to the ground)
    Velma: How could I have ever liked your novels?!
    Ben: Because you are a stupid little CHILD!
    Velma: (glares at Ben) You're dead to me.
• Bittercap loses her Facebook Password (part of The '90s YTP Collab 2! by RyanYTP)
  • The poop begins with a pun based on the title of the episode being spoofed:
    Talk dirty to me- NO!!!
  • "The city of Villestown died!" (cue an entire chunk of the Earth exploding)
  • Kirby is the one to defeat the dust monster.
  • Blossom disapproves of Twitter launching a Facebook-esque timeline.
  • Bubbles reenacting the climax of The Little Mermaid.
  • Apparently, Buttercup has a filthy mouth in this video.
    Professor Utonium: Buttercup, you suck.
    Buttercup: I'm not taking a shit! And if you don't like it, fuck you!
  • "So either take a bath, or take a hike TO BIG BILL HELL'S!"
• Jack Bowser's quest to invade Ohio (oh and Chris Pratt's there too)
  • Neo Cortex showing up to offer the penguins fish. He's later knocked out during the penguins' attempted assault on Bowser and feebly cries out "I'm Okay!".
  • "That is but a taste of our buttocks!" "Oh, that is disgusting."
    Penguin King: Do you yeet?
    Bowser: Yes, I do! (holds up UNO Reverse card)
    Penguin King: WHAT?!
    Bowser: Fuck you!
    (Bowser yeets the penguins away by waving the card around, leading to an Overly Long Gag of the penguins (along with Tux and Scott The Woz) falling into the water)
  • Mario is introduced by Emmet being shown falling through a hole in his floor, into a portal, and transforming into Mario, segueing into Mario's first appearance in the trailer.
  • The video ends with a Gag Dub of the trailer using a Chris Pratt text-to-speech program.
  • Coming to theaters AAAAAA 7
• Soup Merrioni goes into hyperspeed and doesn't survive
  • When the Illumination logo is displayed:
    Mario: Would ya look at that, not a Minion in sight-
    Otto: Hellooooo!!
    Mario: AAAH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF-
  • Luigi interrupts Bowser saying: "Not sure if you know who I am..." by suddenly turning into Bobby Hill, exclaiming "I DON'T KNOW YOU", and kicking Bowser in the crotch.
  • Toad whacks Mario into the sky with his walking stick, leading to a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment with a floating Toad face and a stethoscope.
    "DON'T TOUCH THE DOCTOR YOU'LL DIE!"
  • WE'RE A DOOR
  • Mario's failure at Peach's training course turns into a game of Wipeout, complete with an instant replay.
  • "There's a huge U out there, with lotsa spaghetti. No pressure."
  • Mario does end up going into hyperspeed...but that isn't what causes him to not survive.
    Mario: Wahoo! (immediately spins out and crashes)

Whelt (Retired)

• It's time to let Elton John beat up dinosaurs. Overly Long Gag taken to its logical extreme. What starts out as a poop of Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" becomes the last line of the song's chorus on loop for 9 minutes straight. With the exception of two Jump Scares, one partially through and one at the very end.
  • I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
• Granny Jafar learns to live with menopause:
  • GRANNY'S GONNA GRAB YA!
• DR. RABBIT, AFRICAN CRIME LORD
  • Hello there, I am shaggy and worn, especially after eating toothbrushes!
• GENIE HAS ALLERGIES
  • KILLER BEES!
• MY CURSE ME
  • "This is my life so kill me."
  • The theme song's lyrics being edited to make it seem like an Intercourse with You song:
    "I want you inside me!"

WideEyedWiseGuy

• The Super Mario Bros Super Duper Super Pooper Super Show
  • The disguised King Koopa introduces himself as Robbie Rotten, and shows a loud version of "All Star" to the audience.
  • Luigi reenacts the "Pizza Time" scene from Spider-Man 2.
  • The part where Mario's face randomly contorts and spazzes out, with "Gentle Breeze" being incorporated along the way.
  • The Overly Long Gag of "Maybe they forgot to plug it in!" between Mario and Luigi, referring to the static-filled TV.
  • When the TV is finally plugged on, the infamous anti-drug PSA featuring Captain Lou Albano plays, but is edited to be insulting, with him straight up telling the audience to go to hell and die at the end.
  • Luigi dancing to "One More Time" in various locations.

WinDEU

• Cube (Rated M for Mature)
  • "Pick up your cock and enter another world"
  • "In development for over five hun-dre-ed decades..." (that's over 9000 years rofl rofl)
  • "Every goal leads to a new color level: Blue, green, orange, green, orange, blue, orange, orange, blue, green, blue, green--neerg" (cue Running In The 90's)
  • "And just maybe, if you're enough of a masturbator, you'll reach Level Red, where you'll face the dreaded King."
    • "Dinner."

WonkyTonkBotty

• Michael Rosenscrews Harrybo's dead grandad & 2 year old sister
• Michael Rosen becomes a Gynecologist
  • *Click* "Nice!"(Cue the Me Gusta Mucho face)
  • "Hello, bitches! I'm your gynecologist, I'm Michael Rosen! I've got to look out your snatches!" (Michael pulls a "Rape Face" towards the Queef Sisters).
  • Michael Rosen ends up engaging sexual intercourse with Harrybo's deceased grandmother while "Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang plays in the background.
• Michael Rosen Reminisces and Takes What He Dishes
  • "HA! Always knew you were a failed abortion!"
  • "MUM! I've been up here for forty years! And there's rats! And they're nibbling my plums!"
  • Michael attempts to rape Harrybo's dead granddad for the 69th time and gets gangbanged by him and Harrybo themselves. But then, his family gather up and starts performing a massive orgy.
• Michael Rosen takes his Depravity Inter-cunt-inental! (71st Birthday Collab)
  • Michael drinks the bleach and screams as his mouth gets burned in a gruesome detail. Even though using the animatronic scream from Five Nights at Freddy's, in which also doubles as a Jump Scare.

WolfLink64

• Cheese Sammich Terrorizes Birthday Parties
  • The MLP intro being replaced with sentence-mixed soundbites from Weird Al songs.
  • "My funerals are all off the hook, I never plan them by the book!" (while an image of Stephanie looking displeased flies in)

Xfan91 (retired)

• Michael Rosen's Imaginary Telly
  Michael Rosen: Put your cheek on the telly.
  (the Two and a Half Men opening plays on the TV made out of Michael's fingers)
  Michael: That program's called...Shit Telly.

xox1592009

• Jesse Ventura Gets Assassinated By The Government's Evil Assassins
  • "And he's ready for man-on-man action."
  • "Spread open your butthole, or die."
  • "We're gonna play a wonderful game called 'What in the HELL is that?'"
  • "Jesse Ventura is on the way to meet the men who fuck goats"
  • "Tunnel vision tunnel vision tunnel vision tunnel..."

• Jesse Ventura Confronts a Serial Rapist and is shot by Mentally Unstable security guards.
  • The intro:
  Jesse Ventura: I've been governor...a sassy bitch...a villain...and a gay cowboy. I've been gambling all of your money...and now I think it's time you go bankrupt! I'm Jesse Ventura! And this is Your Mom- and this is your dad- and this is YOU.
  Arnold Schwarzenegger: You're one ugly motherfucker...
  • Jesse Ventura discusses what might happen in Area 51:
  Jesse Ventura: We could wind up shot, beaten, burned, eaten, shit out, raped, in jail... or all three.
  • Alex hijacking a plane and crashing it into Al Gore's house.
  • Then he meets up with Ross Mandell:
  Ross Mandell: I spent five years on Wall Street as a pillager and a rapist, and eventually as the CEO of my own rape and pillage firm.
  • Later on...
  Jesse Ventura: You have a small penis compared to my massive governor cock!
  Ross Mandell: That's totally false! In fact Jesse, I'm about 60 tons more than you!
  Jesse Ventura (voiceover): Everything Ross Mandell was saying was bullshit. No one is bigger than Jesse Ventura!
  Ross Mandell: It's not a conspiracy.
  Jesse Ventura: Then what is it?
  Ross Mandell: It is a COCK-spiracy!
  Jesse Ventura (voiceover): And there it is again. Another lame sex joke.
  Jesse Ventura: How do I answer when people say to me "Ross has a small penis! Governor Ventura, how can you believe a man with a small penis?"
  • There's a commercial break for 1800 brand tequila, and the spokesman has some...interesting opinions:
  1800 Guy: Whatever happened to restaurants? So many places just give ya a plate with food in the middle. Personally, I like food under the plate, with a big shit in the middle. I also like eating tiny men- *is then grabbed by Jimmy and Tommy, who promptly start beating the shit out of him*
  • The scene where he confronts the officials:
  Businessman: Let's put it into perspective-
  Jesse Ventura: [interrupting] Let's not!
  • "You interrupt me again, little boy, and I'll kick your ass."
  • "I asked Ross Mandell to stop by."
  • "When I get denied something, I do the opposite of getting angry... I dance."

XtremeJ

• Billy Mays Sells Green Now but is Unable to Control his Hatred for the Environment
  • "Does your lawn have more brown spots than my dirty asshole?"
  • "Hi, Billy Mays here for Green Now, the easy-to-use piece of shit fertilizer that covers up brown spots like a racist with confidence! It sprays on green, and stays green for just two minutes, so you always have to order hundreds of cans of Green Now every week. That's cash in the trash."
  • "Green Now never leaves you. Green Now forces you to keep your lawn looking beautiful, up until you commit suicide because Green Now never shuts up!"
  • "Every can of Green Now has one speaker like the speakers in your car! Instead of hearing music, you hear constant SHOUTING from me, Billy Mays! And it keeps SHOUTING until you cover up all your brown spots! The most depressing product I have ever endorsed!" (-Billy Mays 2020)
  • "It works on any type of grass: bluegrass!" [Beat] "What the fuck?!"
  • "You can easily go from this, to this for just two minutes! Your lawn will be gorgeous for just two fucking minutes!"
  • "The secret is the eco-friendly formulation that fertilizes to promote new growth so you can help save the environment! But bitch please, who the fuck cares about that shit? Only giant assholes care!"
  • "And with every purchase, our company will fuck a tree! And when I say 'fuck', I mean actually ramming my dick into the tree to give Mother Nature the goodness it needs to promote new growth—"
    • [record scratch] "No no no no no no no no no! Screw this! I hate the environment. They say your neighbors will be green with envy, more like green with nausea!"
  • "Hi, Billy Mays here for the Big Super Environment Removing Super Pack! The ultimate way to screw Mother Nature in the ass, guaranteed!"
  • "First you get Green Away! That's right, the original Green Away!"
    • "But I'm gonna take it one step further, with the new improved toxic formula developed by Bona Kemi, that not only eliminates all kinds of trees, shrubs, and bushes, but it also eliminates anybody with an environmental last name! Like ex-president Bush! Anya Shrubsole! And even Carol Plantamura! Like seriously, who the fuck has 'Plantamura' as a last name?"
  • "You'll also receive a bottle of our world-famous Hercules Urine!"
    • "No more fried fish or seafood for anyone! I fucking hate seafood, don't you? Not even sushi! It smells like a real-live cooch! It smells like Your Mom without a shower for two weeks!"
  • "You'll also receive Oxi Toxi, the revolutionary tool for damaging the air you breathe!"
    • "You hear that sound? That's the sound of safety. Not anymore, bitch! No one is safe from Oxi Toxi!
  • "But it gets even better! Because there's not enough sex jokes in this YouTube Poop, you'll also receive Fuck It, the fast-action dick enhancer from Simoniz! Now you can add sex appeal to your microscopic PINGAS, and make it work like new!"
    • "I'll spray myself down with some Fuck It." (Billy's crotch region becomes noticably bigger) "Look at this, you can even see the difference!"
    Sheli Sanders: Wow, I didn't know it was that big!
    Billy: It's huge and it takes a lot of abuse especially from jacking off! I'm gonna take it a step further, I'm gonna put some serious abuse on these ass cheeks! Come into my lab and I'll prove it to you.
    Sheli: Okay!
    Billy: Get down on your hands and knees
    Sheli: I'd love to!
    Billy: Look at that beautiful ass!
    (You get the idea)
  • "And with every purchase, our company will fuck a tree! And when I say 'fuck', I mean BURN IT TO THE GROUND TONIGHT!" (Yes I like Nickelback. What of it?)

xYTPx

• EPIC YTP - Harry Potter and Ron Zombie in the Greatest YTP Ever Created! pt 1.
  • Harry Potter is renamed Harry PINGAS, and his scar is replaced with Weegee.
  • "They are Mama Luigi, Squadalah, Pesky Plumbers, and Bowser!"
  • I'm not writing this crap. :P
  • The Sorting ceremony.
  Professor McGonagall: I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head... (hat catches fire) ...and you will be sorted into your houses. Hermione Granger!
  Hermione: O_o
  Professor McGonagall: >_<
  Hermione: O_o
  Professor McGonagall: (turns into the Wicked Witch of the West)
  Hermione: Oh, fuck.
  • "Oh, and keep an eye on the staircases. They like to RAPE YOU!!!!!"
  • The scene with the Fat Lady.
  Fat Lady: (as Billy Mays) Password?
  Percy: I'll put 'em both in the rinse cycle! I'll put 'em both, I'll put 'em both, I'll put 'em both in the rinse cycle!
  • "Boys' dormitories upstairs and down to the left, girls' dormitories upstairs and down to the left, and all your belongings have already been stolen." LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• EPIC YTP - Harry Potter and Ron Zombie in the Greatest YTP Ever Created! pt. 2.

Yahiamice

• Jontron plays some bootleg videogames and questions his own emotions
  • The intro rewinding because the author missed a joke: JonCENA!!!
  • "Grandma's getting [bleep]ed just to get you the same old gift."
  • "This would've been great back in 2016. You know, where it was impressive just to not die." [cue laugh track]
  • "Why buy Monopoly when for $20, you can buy Monopoly?"
  • "But of course, it had to be expected—" "The Spanish inquisition!"
  • "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... uh, are you sitting?" JOHN CENA!!!!! [cue ear rape] "Perfect for children with no ears!"
  • "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... uh, are you sitting?" -CENA!! [TV static] "The Pro Games Player!"
  • "Digital 8-bit sound, high-tech controller, dazzling 3D graphs, and spec-tac-tacular Coke."
  • "...except it's got this 8-second loop of music that's driving me crazy." [cue the JonTron theme song]
  • [the Cute Fish title screen has Undyne pasted onto it] "Cute Fish? I don't think you mean this guy."
  • "Boxing ... Werstle. Let's load it up and see something life-changing." [Cue an even more distorted JOHN CENA!]
    • "Crack this!"
  • "If you wanna stay up to date on JonTron, fuck you!"

Yoshimaniac

• Blue's Clueless
  • "We just got a letter!" (opens letter) YOU ARE AN IDIOT! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA! YOU- (Steve quickly closes the letter and sets it on the ground without another word)
• Mickey Mouse Destroys His Clubhouse:
  • "To make the Clubhouse appear, we have to say the magic words! Mickey Mou-" (clubhouse drops right on top of Mickey; cue laugh track)
  • In the clubhouse:
  Mickey: Today, I'm going to play hide-and-seek with Donald Trump!
  (Trump walks in, his face pasted over Donald Duck's head)
  Trump: I got my start in Brooklyn...
  Mickey: Aw, gosh, Donald!
  Trump: A small loan of a million dollars...
  Mickey: Aw, gosh, Donald!
  (the screen is suddenly filled with talking Donald Trump faces)
  Mickey: AW, GOSH, DONALD!
  • As Mickey counts to let Donald hide, he gets a little carried away...
  Mickey: Will you play hide-and-seek with me and help me find Donald?
  Michael: NOOOOO!! NOOOOOO-
  Mickey: (interrupting) Great! Ready? (covers eyes) One...two...three...four...
  ("Tomorrow" title card)
  Mickey: One...thousand....
  (Three Weeks Later)
  Mickey: (as inside of clubhouse looks faded) Twenty-one thousand....
  (2000 years later)
  Mickey: (disheveled; standing in the ruins of an abandoned city) Eighty-one thousand....eighty-two thousand...eighty-three thousand...eighty-four thousand....eighty-five thousand....
• The sequel to the above: Mickey Mouse's Series of Unfortunate Events
  Mickey: "Hey, everybody! It's me: Mousey Mick! Say, you wanna come in my clubhouse?"
  (sounds of kids screaming)
  Mickey: (distorted; screen inverts) Well, all right!
  • The Donald....thing during the roll call.
  Mickey: I think Donald must be high, hoo hoo!
  • After finding a guy making strange sounds...:
  Mickey: (as Minnie stands outside the clubhouse) Well that's not Donald. Who is it?
  (Cue Jeopardy! Thinking Music)
  Mickey: It's Goofy!!
  Lex Luthor: WROOOOOONG!!!
  Mickey: It's Goofy!
• Clarence Goes Crazy at a Zoo
  Clarence: Whoa! Look at that animal that's right in front of us!
  (Another Clarence is on the ground)
  Belson: You can see Clarence anywhere, Clarence.
  • "Miss Baker, I pooped on my sandwich."
• Melted
  • Little Anna asking her sister to play:
    Anna: (mouth magnified) Do you wanna build a snowman?
    Elsa: Nah, I don't really feel like it.
    (cue "The Price Is Right" Losing Horns)
  • Shrek bursting out of Elsa's room.
  • "GET THOSE NUTS OUT OF MY FACE!" (punches Hans into the fjord)
  • The royal sisters sniffing chocolate:
    Elsa: What is that amazing smell? (sniffs)
    Anna: That smell. The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly.
  • The Duke's brain falling out of his head.
  • After Elsa creates Olaf:
    Olaf: Happy birthday!
    Squidward: It's not my BIRTHDAY! (sets Olaf on fire)
• Frosty The Frostman
  • All of it.
  • The "Happy birthday!" joke from Melted is recycled, this time in the context of Frosty itself, thus bringing it full circle.
  • Mario swiping his hat onto Frosty, causing him to gain the voice of Captain Lou Albano.
  • Frosty and Karen's failed attempt at getting a ticket.
    Karen: We'd like a double-triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four, animal style...
    Ticket Man: This office is now closed! (shuts the window)
• Down
  • NO!
  • Charles Muntz getting his Adventurer's Membership badge ripped off and then immediately stuck onto his forehead.
  Apply directly to your forehead!
  • Young Carl inexplicably shattering to pieces upon trying to clear "Mt. Everest".
  • "Good afternoon, could we interest you in some...jazz...?"
• The entirety of Homer Goes Crazy is an utter laugh-riot.
  • The Jump Scare Homer provides us in the opening
  • How am I supposed to eat this cactus without my drink?!
  • Homer comments a segment from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! as weird.
  • You got cheese'd!
  • AAAAAH- That's a relief.
  • The entire sequence where Homer goes crazy, ending with him falling down the stairs.
  • The ending (also a Gainax Ending) has Homer rising his urge to kill after he gets gnomed.
• Lego My Eggo
  SpongeBob: I never thought I would have to use this pepper spray! (sprays at the awakening Emmet)
  Emmet: MY EYES!
  • When Emmet finally wakes up...
  Emmet: Step 1! uhhh?
  • "ANTS!"
  • This:
  Emmet: Step 4: Eat ALL THE SPECIAL PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE
  Emmet: Almost forgot that one!
  • When Emmet encounters Good/Bad Cop
  Emmet: Isn't there supposed to be a CRAZY cop?
  Bad Cop: Oh yes...
  Crazy Cop: (insane laughter)
  Emmet: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • Cool Comeback Video being displayed on the monitor during the previously mentioned scene, before being interrupted by a Jump Scare of Lord Business.
  • "This is so gre- OOF!"
  • Emmet showcasing various exaggerations of the Double Decker Couch.
  • Batman attempts to crash his vehicle into the sun. Instead of it going through the sun like in the original movie, all of the scenery around the sun falls apart.
    "DOH I MISSED!"
  • "Everything is- SPACESHIP!"
• The Lion Thing
  • Rafiki giving Simba Squidward's nose.
    "There! Now it's art!"
  • The blooper of Rafiki throwing Simba off the cliff being represented as a Wii Sports bowling strike.
  • "DID YOU KNOW THAT-" "When we die, our bodies die." "NOW YOU KNOW..."
  • When Scar says he's a monkey's uncle, he turns into Donkey Kong while the DK Rap plays.
  • "Where are we going, Simba? An elephant rave?" (footage of "Heffalumps and Woozles" plays with strobe lights and dance music)
  • Simba having an Imagine Spot of Zazu (depicted as Scar with Zazu's face) killing Mufasa.
  • "I laugh in the face of danger." (laughs like Woody Woodpecker, and then like SpongeBob)
  • When Mufasa is thrown off the cliff, he instead enters a portal to Peppa Pig's world. All he can utter upon the realization is a Big "NO!", courtesy of Michael Scott.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Uncomfortable
  • "Come on guys, stop mucking aro-" "NO!" "There's always time fo-" "NO!" (cut to credits... and then Tony starts screaming)
  • Tony dancing to "Death by Glamour".
  • "Scrub scrub scrub 'til the water's-" "GREEN!" "Green is not a creative color..."
  • "Time went new and got old, like history. Look, a computer!"
  • "Inside my mind there is a digital mind. Inside my digital mind there is a digital mind. Inside my digital digital mind there is a digital JOHN CENA!"
  Yellow Guy: Is it this guy?
  (pan over to a loaf of bread, playing a sick drum solo)
  • "Are you hungry?" "I'm hungry!" "Hi hungry, I'm Dad."

The Youtube Pooper

• LAWL YAYMAN TALKS ABOUT SUSTLEMANIA
  • "My mom's name... is Hey Paulmen! And my name... is Lawl Yayman!"
  • "My CLIENT... took his cock and I put it on the challenger!" Static "And I did nothing but soos, soos, soos, soos, soos, soos, soos, soos, soos, soos... right through the canvas!"
  • "So then Brock Lesnar wanted to go out for dinner! Brock Lesnar was hungry! And Brock Lesnar says "Goodnight everybody," took Roman Reigns out for dinner! F... 5!"
• THE ROCK WANTS HIS CRACK
  • "We are less than a week away from the biggest cock in your rear."
  • "A Jew in a cell match where you and five other Jews-" The Rock puts his hand in the announcers face
  • Two people are holding up signs. One says "FaF..." and one says "Cock".
  • "Finally! TheehT !yllaally! The RoR! The cock has come back to the back!"
  • "JuJ! Just shush for the very first time! Cali Cali! The Rock stood right in this arena and called you an ugly ass!"
  • "This Sunday night, The Rock will be in hell!"
  • "This is gonna be the most dangerous sus susus match The Rock has ever been in, and it doesn't matter what you call it! Whether it's called a helena cell, a cage in a cage, uranus in your anus! The only thing that matters... fart noise is penis in your anus!"
  • "The Rock is going in this Sunday night to do exactly what he does best! Lay the smams down, and TAKE BACK THE ROCK'S CRACK!"

YT Pewp

• WhehW of FoF!
  • Contestant Robert constantly wanting to solve the puzzle.
  • "I'm currently looking for my father, but in my spare time I'm a Corvette '67 Stingray. And I'm originally from Brooklyn."
  • Pat introduces Contestant BoB:
  Pat: And you're married?
  BoB: Yes, for almost 89 years.
  Pat: Oh my goodness...
  BoB: And we have 5,000 children.
  Pat: Oh my goodness...
  • The second toss-up round...:
  Pat: The category is "Sauce Lyrics"....
  (The letters light up until they read: "OH ___T _ _____")
  Robert: (dididididididing) "Oh (bleep) a night!"
  (solved puzzle reads: "OH SHIT A NIGHT")
  • The disastrous "Before & After" round.
  • "I'd like to buy an E, please?" "One N." "I'd like to buy an A?" "Three Es."
• Paula Deen cooks her daddy. And hoecakes.
  • In an Establishing Series Moment, the "Blast from the Past" logo is altered to say "Blast from the Ass". This altered logo has also appeared in some of his other Paula Deen poops.
  • "Our pan is icin' hot".
• Paula Deen eats teenagers and gets spanked
  • "We're making so many burgers today I think we're gonna get hard."
  • The "Michael's gonna spank me" bit.
  • Paula apparently loves man on her hamburger, and is not much of a ketchup eater on her teenagers.
• Paula Deen makes weird gingerbread cookies
  • "Now I'm just gonna break off my hands." Sickening "Crunch!", and then color bars with text saying "WHOOPS".
• Paula Deen insults you and bakes f***er bars
  • "I'm gonna start with 5 cups of gracker crumbs."
  • "I think that could get messy..." Reverse. "YssessY (pronounced "yesessy" or "ya sissy")."
• Pauna Deel cooks Diane
  • "I'm gonna hurry up." Speeds up "Just a little bit, they're not gonna take much time."
  • "I'm gonna start with a half a stick of trouble, but it's gonna have the basic flavor that Diane has. And did y'all know that Diane was the cunt? Just a little bitch."
  • "I went to the grocery store and bought a small house."
  • The ending. "Hey yay yeh! Now if you enjoyed this Blast from the Ass, be sure to like it, and lick the butt!"
• THIS. IS. Deal or No De- ...JEOPARDY!
  • Poor contestant Cade becomes a complete Butt-Monkey, to the point that even the board itself seems to conspire against him.
  Cade: Flags for 1200.
  (Daily Double siren is heard, then reverses as the panel returns to the board.)
  Alex: Oops!
  (Cade looks disappointed as the crowd groans.)
  • A lot of the poop's humor comes from the non-sequitur questions and equally nonsensical responses. To wit:
    • "This Michigan businessman once fired Aunt Bee and Opie on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air on April 14th, 1865."
    Chrissy: Who is Will Smith?
    Alex: That's the one.
    • "Everything is free...it gives you the symptoms of AIDS."
    Cade: What is Toronto?
    Alex: Toronto, that's it.
    • "A cat-craving alien from Melmac was adopted by Howie Mandel direct from this island nation."
    Chrissy: What is Maryland?
    Alex: Right you are!
    • "On this game show, squirrels pretend to bury nuts and Jennifer Love Hewitt."
    Jonathan: What is ALF?
    Alex: You are correct.
    • "It's a freshly brewed cup of musk."
    • "The symptoms of ass ebola is making Gabriel GarciaicraG leirbaG sick."
  • "With that, you go to $11,200 and you have prevented an ebola outbreak, so it's come down to Final."
  • "A fanlight isn't a fanlight...(beep beep beep)...it's a window."
  • "Cade and Chrissy lost almost fifty billion dollars." (displays both read "-$49,999,999,999")
  • "Cade, you were on this very quickly. I'm going to make the assumption that you suck." (beep beep beep as Cade looks hurt)
• Dr. DUuH talks clear
  • "This week's Speech Tip comes from President Obama. She says, 'I think racial and gender IN-equality is goo-DUH.'"
  • "To say the D clearly, push the tip of your throat, up to the roof or top of your lips."
  • "Close your teeth. That will make it easier for you to get the D behind your front teeth."
  • "Notice that the o-o is the same sound as in (imitates drill)."
  • "You could feel the butt a lot." (Picture of Bart Simpson mooning.)
  • "You say this word. De-siss-in."
  • Dr. DUuH beatboxing.
  • "F*** you for watchiiiiiinnnnnggg this Speech Tip (imitates drill) video. Whoa. Click the subnnn to be fied when the next Speeeech Tip video is uploaded-DUH."
  • "For more informat-t-t-t-tion on butt reduction and learning to speak Spanish, like us on faceTube. We may use lettuce on twitter."
• Dr. DUuH wants to go to bed
  • "President of beer."
  • "This week's Englis Speech Tip comes from Shit Ass."
  • "You are difficult, so you need to die."
  • Dr. DUuH saying "bad" to the sound of a siren.
  • "Make your butt flat, stretch your ass cheeks big as an owl."
  • "People who speak English understand English."
  • "This word is SuuS."
  • "You need to be able to say this word accurately: butt-hole."
  • "Fuck you! I'm going to be-DUH."
  • "I hope this video was difficult. Be sure to subscribe to our twitbook channel."
• Donald Biden vs. Joe Trump AGAIN
  • "The debate commission will then turn off their microphone for no reason only when it is their turn to answer."
• Pewpy commercials
  • "I can roar."
  • "My body can still make its own body."
  • "Trulicity is not easy to use. Trulicity is a once weekly injectible personal cancer. Do not take Trulicty if you're allergic to family."
  • "Your doctor increases your risk for diarrheatitis."
  • "Has asthma improved breathing?"
  • "Then see what can open up for you with Fasess."
  • "It helps to prevent breathing, and can reduce the need for oral sex."
  • "Tell your doctor if you have a face, mouth, and tongue."
  • "My anti-depression worked hard to help with my depression, but sometimes I still struggled to get depression...yay."
  • "Soos. So I was honest with my doctor. I told her I've been feeling fucked for a long time."
  • "I'd wish we'd get going."
  • "Swallowing eldery dementia patients is not for everyone. Call your doctor if you have unusual life-threatening children, or if you like it, permanent death can be serious."
  • "Since adding Abilify, I feel my doctor."
  • "Hi! I'm Jimmy J. Jimmy J. Jejjejay Jay Walker. An actual person!"
  • "I called the 1-800 number. Boom! And then I asked about the benefit that adds no money to MAAM! Boom!"
  • "I'm entitled to an extra $1 a month. That's $12 a year. And I was like..." (fast clapping) "Dahhad!" (more clapping) "DAH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!"

YUMMY MUFFINZ

• Martin Yan Is A Noodle Expert
  • "I'm always very hard in my kitchen!"
  • "Have you ever used your noodle? Of course you have!" Yan proceeds to, well, you know.
  • Yan farts. "I can smell it!"

ZaGorudan

• King Kong vs. Godzilla is a GREAT movie
  • Reporter: "Dr. Johnson, you stated that Godzilla would definitely come to Japan. What makes you believe this?"
    Dr. Johnson: <Beat> "TV Tropes."^note Complete with a screenshot of this wiki's Tokyo Is the Center of the Universe page
  • A supercut of the weird way Godzilla keeps flapping his arms, culminating in him taking off becoming A Twinkle in the Sky.
  • A deliberately sucky “Godzilla Wins” alternate ending to skewer the urban legend that the Japanese cut had a different ending.
• "Ghidrah" the Three-Headed Monster is an A-OK movie
  • Godzilla gets hit in the unmentionables by King Ghidorah's gravity beams in the movie… Cue Son of Godzilla and All Monsters Attack being ret-goned.
• "Invasion of the Astro-Monster" is my favorite Star Trek Episode
  • An unexpected segue to a CMoF in a completely different movie.
    Fuji: "What do you make of that?"
    Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs: "What, this? I could make a cap, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl-"
• Destroy All Monsters is a DAM GOOD movie
  • The intro to the Poop spoofing the opening to Kemono Friends with some of Monster Island's denizens.
  • "And Rodan is flying." "I fully agree with you."
  • "Hey, what's wrong?" "They're jamming us!" <cue Anguirus flinging a jar of jam at the advancing tanks>
  • The poop notes multiple moments when TheGoldnGuy did not change audio or editing from the original film.
  • "Today, the Fuji Area will experience something different." <cue sped-up version of the final battle from Destroy All Monsters, accompanied by a continuation of the Kemono Friends opening from before>
    YouTube commenter SYSADMIN: "nah, at this point i think this is a pretty regular occurrence."
• Godzilla Asserts Himself as a Beacon of Morality
  • "Your mom's out there, Ford." "<HONK!>"
  • "I DESER-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R…" ERROR: Cranston.exe has stopped working. He can't be in the film anymore :(
  • "The Americans first thought that it was the Americans. The Russians thought that it was the Americans." "Typically American!"
  • "This is our haystack in a needlestack penis." "Toe!" "Oh no!"
  • "Let them fuck."
    • Which leads to Godzilla taking umbrage with the pairing since the male and female MUTO are technically siblings.
• Godzilla: King of Queens
  • Titanus Gigantis
  • "How many of these things are there?!" "Seven… Seven… Seven… Seven… Seventeen."
  • "Drop the bass" <cue dubstep remix of the Godzilla theme that ends with a flaming bass guitar falling on Godzilla's head>
  • King Ghidorah being a (terrible) Barbershop quartet- er, trio.
  • Near the end of the Poop, ZaGorudan notes how much of the film was still left after the Oxygen Destroyer seemingly kills Godzilla.

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