Wrestling / Captain Lou Albano

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/b9060b61dfd6898cf94e446b3aa1d2c9.JPG
He's Captain Lou,
and he's talkin' to you.

Hey, Paisanos!

Louis Vincent Albano (July 29, 1933 — October 14, 2009) was an Italian-American dance choreographer and pro wrestler best known for his appearances as "Captain" Lou.

The Wise Men of the East (sometimes billed as the "Triumvirate of Terror") managed the heels in Vince Sr.'s WWF. The Grand Wizard would manage up-and-comers, guys who could talk and finish the promo after he set it up. "Classy" Blassie got more heat than the Wizard because he managed turncoats and categorically-evil foreigners, like the Bolsheviks and Iron Sheik. He would cut most if not all of the promos for them. Albano was the best of the three. He managed a lot of Islanders, so he would cut 100% of every promo. He also managed a lot of tag team champions. Hell, Afa and Sika got Title matches in Madison Square Garden against Bob Backlund because Albano was that over as a heel.

Basically, WrestleMania would never have happened were it not for Rock n' Wrestling Connection. We can thank Lou Albano and Cyndi Lauper hitting it off creatively and bringing media attention WWF's way.

Outside of the wrestling world, he is best-known for playing Mario (both in live-action and animated segments) on The Super Mario Bros. Super Show in 1989. He also appeared as Lauper's fictional father in the "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" video.

"These tropes are often imitated, never duplicated":

  • Autobiography: 2008's Often Imitated, Never Duplicated
  • Awesome Moment of Crowning: Inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 1996.
  • Badass Grandpa
  • Beard of Evil -> Badass Beard: He initially declined the offer to star in the Super Mario Super Show, citing a reluctance to shave his famous beard. Cue telltale beep of a money truck backing up.
  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander: "Dr. Papoofnick said I could be helped!"
  • Collegiate American Football: At the University of Tennessee.
  • Drugs Are Bad: He once did an anti-drug PSA that is infamously known for its incredibly dark and shocking closing sentence.
    "And remember, if you do drugs, you'll go to Hell before you die."
  • Early Installment Weirdness: He started as a Pretty Boy babyface named "Leapin' Lou Albano."
  • Fat Bastard: As a heel.
    • Big Fun: As a face.
      • He retired in 1986 and came back to co-manage the face-turned Headshrinkers with Afa in 1994, and had dropped a lot of weight during those 8 years.
  • Game Show Appearance: On The Hollywood Squares.
  • Iconic Item: The hardcore-looking rubber band piercings he used to wear all the time.
  • Irony: Although born and raised in the U.S., he was of Italian descent...just like Mario.
  • Jerkass: As a heel.
  • Large Ham: One of his greatest assets as a manager, since he could bring out a wrestler with little to no charisma or mic skills and Albano could put him over on the mic as an all-time great.
  • Lighter and Softer: He debuted as a heel in 1953 and competed in Chicago and Los Angeles before making his home in the then-WWF. He moved into the role of manager in 1970 and held that role for over a decade, until "Rowdy" Roddy Piper smashed a gold record over Albano's head. From that point on, Lou was a Face and would remain one for the rest of his career.
  • The Mafia: This was the original gimmick of his Tag Team the Sicilians with Tony Altimore, until the real thing got word of it and told them not to do it.
  • Mean Character, Nice Actor/Real Life Writes the Plot: His face turn was mostly due to the fact that he had become very involved in charity work, including several high-profile events. Since this was in the era where Kayfabe could never be broken, he had to become a good guy because a Heel wouldn't be involved in charity.
  • Motor Mouth: To Cloudcuckoolander/Talkative Loon levels, as he would make up names of nonexistent people and go off on random tangents.
  • The Pigpen: "PEG Principle — for Politeness, Etiquette and Grooming!" He says while belching cigar smoke.
  • Pirate: He briefly used this gimmick.
  • Politically Incorrect Villain: Early in his Heel Manager Days, he promoted a match between Pedro Morales and his man Ivan Koloff by railing on both Puerto Ricans and Italians. The whole insanity ended with Koloff winning and a mob of enraged Hispanic wrestling fans literally chasing Lou down the street.
  • Real Life Writes the Plot: He suffered a non-wrestling injury and used the scar as a way to turn himself heel.
  • Red Baron: "The Guiding Light"
  • Redemption Promotion: While he was always a very successful manager, his face turn helped raise his profile a lot.
  • Religious Bruiser: He was a Catholic and was even baptized at the Vatican.
  • Ring Oldies:
  • The Rival: Bruno Sammartino, the one who suggested the Heel manager gimmick.
    Deadspin: Sammartino was a WWWF mainstay, but his villainous opponents were often imported on short-term contracts to feud and, once dispatched, to disappear into a different territory. This kept the card fresh but it limited the long-term storytelling potential. In his new role, Albano bridged the gap. He became Sammartino's principle foil, despite the fact that he hardly set foot in the ring; Albano sent fearsome heels at Sammartino like an ornery god lobbing thunderbolts at antiquity's heroes.
  • Sitcom: As Himself on the 1990 Hey Dude! episode "Killer Ernst" and as "Gus" on 227.
  • Talk Show with Fists: "Captain Lou's Corner," in Herb Abrams' UWF.
  • Terrible Trio: Along with his fellow managers Freddie Blassie and the Grand Wizard.


"Until next time everybody, Do The Mario!!"
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Wrestling/CaptainLouAlbano