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• Eric ends his Relationship with Mike
  • Well, son... GET OUT OF MY CAR BEFORE I KILL YOU
  • I wish I could fly. *grows wings* Oh my god. *jumps up and flies as "I Believe I Can Fly" plays, then gets hit by a giant cat*
  • I-feel-like-eat-ing-health-y, I-feel-like-eat-ing-health-y, I-feel-like-eat-ing-health-y, I-feel-like-eat-ing-YOU
  • I need Gatorade, and if I don't get my Gatorade, you will die!
• Littlest Pork Chop
  • "Good day, citizen, I'm Lost." (image of Lost DVD appears)
  • This:
  Blythe: You wanna have a free Slap Chop?
  Zoe Trent: Don't you dare send ♪that crap to me~♪"
• The Neverending Critic Reviews The Roof
  • "Once upon a time, there was a movie called Toy Story. And it blew." (troll face)
  • "Jessica Elwood." (She is an artist on DeviantArt and Fur Affinity. For the people who like furry/anthro art you really gotta chack [sic] her art out! <3)
  • "And Jesus went up to Jurassic Pork."
  • "Did you know that pussies get wet?"
  • "Bowser's Incest Story."
  • This:
  The Nostalgia Critic: Let's dive right into The Roof. We cut to our star of our movie, Soap.
  Tommy Wiseau (distorted and red-tinted): Hi babe.
  Critic: (screams) The devil!
  Devil!Wiseau: I have something for you. I haven't forgotten you, Critic!
  Critic: (screams again and runs out of the room) And we've just witnessed your Nightmare Fuel for the week, people. Be very afraid.
  • "5-Hour Energy. My name is Jay Lynn, and I am soup."
  • "He's a skiiks! She's a skiiks!"
• Billy Mayhem
  • "Those restaurant mini-burgers need to die!"
  • "Everyone loves Billy Mays, so buy Billy Mays right now. Here's how to order!"
  • "Moms, you're gonna love Billy Mays' big cock."
  • "Mighty Putty is not a glue. Mighty Putty is a glue."
  • "Are you on the bomb?" "Wow, what's this?" "It's new Oxi-Bomb Detergent. Get on the bomb and you'll never have to pour or measure detergent again." "So how does it work?" "Just place the Oxi Bomb detergent ball in the blue toss and go dispenser. Just toss and go. It stays in your—" BOOM "You shittin' me?"