Web Video / Grandmas Kisses Dub
The Grandma's Kisses Dub is an infamous Gag Dub
of the SpongeBob SquarePants
episode "Grandma's Kisses
", created by YouTube
user greenday12688. Watch it here
This video provides examples of:
- A Date with Rosie Palms: SpongeBob jerks off all day.
- Bigger Is Better in Bed: Patrick's comment about Denzel Washington.
- Bi the Way: Any character given enough lines will make some remark about a male celebrity.
- Calling the Old Lady Out: "Oh my God, you are a raunchy old woman! All those years with Grandpa really made you a dirty bitch!"
- Call-Back: In the intro, the narrator mentions that he called the viewer a "faggot" before in the less-known "Ripped Pants" dub.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Most of the characters, often cutting themselves off mid-thought.
- Cluster F-Bomb: As to be expected from such a Gag Dub.
- Comically Missing the Point: All the time.
, the president was kidnapped by ninjas and you're sitting here with that boner looking at my titties, you fuck!
Thank you, Grandma, my boner is quite a wonder.
- Incest Is Relative: SpongeBob and his grandma are heavily implied to be in a sexual relationship.
- Larynx Dissonance / Vocal Dissonance: Grandma Square Pants speaks in a deep, manly voice.
- No Ending: The video ends mid-sentence at six minutes in.
- Non Sequitur: Pretty much every three lines. More often than not invovles some absurd statement regarding a celebrity. Or Gumby.
: Now, show me them titties, Grandma, I'm a big boy and I have urges to... Alec Baldwin's an asshole!
- Powered by a Forsaken Child: Vin Diesel's go-kart, apparently. It goes fast.
- Vulgar Humor: To top them all.
- Your Mom: Subverted by Squidward. His comments regarding SpongeBob's grandma, however...