History WebVideo / GrandmasKissesDub

** "Speaking of titties, I love Music/{{Creed}}! Have you heard of Creed?" Then followed by [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick's "free-form jazz" faces with "Higher" playing.

* ADateWithRosiePalms: [=SpongeBob=] jerks off all day.

* PoweredByAForsakenChild: [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Vin Diesel's go-kart,]] apparently. It goes fast.

'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Yeah, and Nala was such a whore at Pride Rock - ooh yeah...\\

-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Everything the light touches?\\

-->'''Patrick:''' Allow me to demonstrate. First, show me your tits! [''He puffs out his chest; [=SpongeBob=] does the same.''] Oh, wow! Look at them titties!\\

The Grandma's Kisses Dub is an infamous GagDub of the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "[[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS2E6GrandmasKissesSquidville Grandma's Kisses]]", created by Website/YouTube user greenday12688. Watch it [[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/128525/ here]], or if that doesn't work, [[https://archive.org/details/vimeo-169635739 archive.org has it as well]], under the title "Grandma's Kisses-Bad Version".

'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Thank you. They're real.

* CallingTheOldManOut: "Oh my God, you are a raunchy old woman! All those years with Grandpa really made you a dirty bitch!"

-->'''Guy at the Restaurant''': Fuckin' floppy fish? You're a fuckin' ass-bang you fuckin' shithead! Fuck you! [''everyone laughs''] Yeah, alright, you wanna fuckin' laugh, sardine-fuckin' shithead? Fuckin' flopping and flopping in your fuckin' asshole... I'm gonna take it out, [[AssShove I'm gonna jam it in your rear-end]], and [[GroinAttack stick it in your stigola]]!\\
'''Everyone Else''': Hey, fuck you, asshole!

-->'''Grandma:''' [=SpongeBob=], [[VideoGame/BadDudes the president was kidnapped by ninjas]] and you're sitting here with that boner looking at my titties, you fuck!\\

* LampshadeHanging: Squidward brings up a point about [=SpongeBob's=] character design that's rarely brought up:
-->'''Squidward''': You're like those sponges that clean dishes, [=SpongeBob=]!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Really? You mean it, you retard?\\
'''Squidward''': Yeah, you fuck-face!

--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': Now, show me them titties, Grandma, I'm a big boy and I have urges to... Creator/AlecBaldwin's an asshole!

-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Isn't this great? My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg!

** "Speaking of titties, I love Music/{{Creed}}, you ever heard of Creed?" then followed by [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick's "free-form jazz" faces with "Higher" playing.

-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Everything the light touches?\\
'''Patrick''': Simba was a bitch! Everyone knows that!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Yeah, and Nala was such a whore at Pride Rock - ooh yeah...\\
'''Patrick''': Oh yeah, baby! I'd hit that shit!

-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': What the fuck would Creator/KevinBacon do?\\
'''Grandma''': [''putting the cookie-eating hat on Patrick's head''] Kevin Bacon would dance around in this fucking hat, Patrick.\\
'''Patrick''': Fucking ''Film/{{Footloose}}''!

-->'''Squidward''': [=SpongeBob=], you mother's a nice woman, but your grandma's a whore - and she sucked my weiner until I saw her teeth in my butthole!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': [[DerailedForDetails How many teeth in your butt]]?\\
'''Squidward''': Creator/ChristopherWalken!

!!This video would not be seen with Gumby. Maybe Pokey, but not Gumby:

-->'''Patrick''': Allow me to demonstrate. First, show me your tits! [''He puffs out his chest; [=SpongeBob=] does the same.''] Oh, wow! Look at them titties!\\

* CloudCuckoolander: Most of the characters, often cutting themselves off mid-thought.

--> '''Grandma:''' [=SpongeBob=], [[VideoGame/BadDudes the president was kidnapped by ninjas]] and you're sitting here with that boner looking at my titties, you fuck!
--> '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Thank you, Grandma, my boner is quite a wonder.

* IncestIsRelative: [=SpongeBob=] and his grandma are heavily implied to be in a sexual relationship.

* ADateWithRosiePalms: [=SpongeBob=] jerks off all day.

* CallBack: In the intro, the narrator mentions that he called the viewer a "faggot" before in the less-known "Ripped Pants" dub.

!!This video provides examples of:

* WidgetSeries: A ''very'' surreal episode dub that follows no plot and contains subversive, off-topic jokes at every second.

* BlackIsBiggerInBed: Patrick's comment about Denzel Washington.
* [[CallingTheOldManOut Calling the Old Lady Out]]: "Oh my God, you are a raunchy old woman! All those years with Grandpa really made you a dirty bitch!"

* CloudCuckooLander: Most of the characters, often cutting themselves off mid-thought.

* LarynxDissonance / VocalDissonance: Grandma [=SquarePants=] speaks in a deep, manly voice.

* NonSequitur: Pretty much every three lines. More often than not invovles some absurd statement regarding a celebrity. Or WesternAnimation/{{Gumby}}.

* VulgarHumor: To top them all.

'''Patrick''': Fucking '''Film/{{Footloose}}''!

** [[Disney/TheLionKing "This is your kingdom, SpongeBob."]]

'''Patrick''': Fucking Film/{{Footloose}}!

--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': Now, show me them titties, Grandma, I'm a big boy and I have urges to... Alec Baldwin's an asshole!

* BiTheWay: Any character given enough lines will make some remark about a [[HoYay male celebrity]].

The Grandma's Kisses Dub is an infamous GagDub of the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "[[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS2E6GrandmasKissesSquidville Grandma's Kisses]]", created by Website/YouTube user greenday12688. Watch it [[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/128525/ here]].

The Grandma's Kisses Dub is an infamous GagDub of the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "[[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS2E6GrandmasKissesSquidville Grandma's Kisses]]", created by YouTube user greenday12688. Watch it [[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/128525/ here]].