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Technically it's the South West Country but that doesn't have the same ring to it. A crucial note before we begin; in the UK, "Cider" refers exclusively to Hard Cider with alcohol in it, anything else is called apple juice.
The West Country is the informal term for the area of the United Kingdom that encompasses the counties of Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Somerset, Gloucestershire, Wiltshire and Bristolnote , however with more than a few connections to some South East counties such as Hampshire, Berkshire and the Isle of Wight, the latter of which having a very similar dialect which is largely interconnected with that of the West Country. Known for being very rural with towns and cities being small and spread out. As such it's mostly depicted on TV as farmer towns where the inhabitants wear wellies and tweed and speak with thick Somerset accents, even though the majority of people living in the South West actually speak a much diluted version closer to the English of the home counties. Known to everyone else as "Mummerset". Expect plenty of 'oo-ar's!' to be heard and some cunning wit or action to follow. Was known as "Zedland" to wits in the 19th century, owing to the way the accent turns S to Z ("Oi be drinkin' zoider!") Generally a laid-back set of counties too, especially considering the amount of comedians the area has produced. Bristol is the largest city in the region note and as such is the focal point for most events of notice.
Known for producing huge amounts of cider and scrumpy, cheddar cheese note , clotted cream, cream teas note and Cornish pasties. Naturally, they are all consumed in greater quantities down there than in the rest of the UK. Also gave us the Glastonbury Festival too and also is the location of Stonehenge in Wiltshire. Also, Yorkshireman Patrick Stewart trained as an actor in this area. Weston-super-Mare in Somerset was also fairly well known for its pier by the beach and was an icon in the West Country; the pier was seriously damaged by a fire in 2009, but has reopened as of late 2010. Is also quite popular amongst engineers due to having such marvels like the Severn Bridges and the Clifton Suspension Bridge in Bristol. The fact Bristol also had an important role in the Aerospace Industry and helped build Concorde also helps - Concorde's last flight ended up returning it to Bristol, where it stood outside at Filton Airport for several years until a new museum, Aerospace Bristol, was opened with a purpose-built indoor exhibition for it. The local airport also started doing flights from there to New York City a few years back.
Bristol also is somewhat notorious for its relationship with Pirates because the Bristol Channel coast was a major sea-trade region during the age of pirates, and the coast was a notoriously dangerous for shipwrecks (not always accidental), so some of the speech is derived from pirate jargon (Plymouth and Cornwall also have the pirate association, since many pirates came out of Plymouth and Cornwall's economy was once reckoned to be 90% reliant on smuggling). The West Country pirate connection has seeped deep into pop culture across the English-speaking world: Cornish-raised actor Robert Newton's performances as Long John Silver and Blackbeard, the source of all modern preconceptions for how to Talk Like a Pirate, are based on a stylised West Country accent (befitting the Bristol connections for both characters). Parts of "Brizzle" have recently been renovated and tidied up ... although visitors should continue to avoid Knowle West unless they absolutely have to go there.
Gloucestershire has the Cotswolds running through it, and the villages, especially to the north of the county, have lots of picture perfect sandy coloured limestone cottages. Gloucestershire was also an important area in Roman times, and the town of Cirencester, or Corinium, as it was known at the time, was the second most important city in Roman Britain. To the west of the country, on the border with Wales, is the Forest of Dean, a former royal hunting Forest, whos locals have a dialect only known to them and bit of an reputation with the rest of the county, possibly due to it being one of the most undeveloped parts of the county and one area called Puzzlewood was used for filming Star Wars and Merlin (2008). Wedged between these parts of the county is the River Severn, which splits almost all the county in half, in an area known as either the Severn Vale. Famous for the Severn Bore, a natural tidal wave phenomenon where too much water tries to get through too narrow a channel (Gloucestershire is where the river widens out into the Severn Estuary, that then leads to the Bristol Channel) comes up through the river twice a month (Usually a couple of days after a new and full moon) and attracts people to try and surf it, until it peters out somewhere north of Gloucester. Due to the Severn having the second highest tidal range in the world, Gloucestershire is bizarrely classed as a coastal county by The European Union, despite the fact that the only beach in the county is a man made one on a lake by Cirencester, which is a good twenty miles inland, and the Severn should definitely never be attempted to swam in that section due to it's dangerous tides and quick sand.
North Devon is best known for its combination of rugged, inhospitable coastline and incredible beaches, plus a multitude of seaside villages and resorts with a thriving tourist industry, such as Mortehoe, Woolacombe, Ilfracombe, Lynton and Lynmouth. Its long beaches and healthy surf make it a popular destination for surfers and holidaymakers alike. North Devon is also home to some outstanding valleys and cliffs, with Watersmeet and the Valley of the Rocks near Lynton and Lynmouth held in particularly high regard.
Plymouth and most of West Devon are liberally drenched in references to Sir Francis Drake, British National Hero of the 16th Century and the last interesting person to come out of the county (apart from actor twins Harry and Luke Treadaway). Plymouth is also the site of the Mayflower Steps and the departure of various soon-to-be-Americans from the country.note
Generally, West Country folk share more of a rivalry with the Welsh than the rest of England. Part of this is due to the allegations that the Welsh were unhappy with the fact that the first Severn Bridge had its toll booth on the English side. When the second bridge was built, it had its toll booth on the Welsh side, however the toll booths were removed from both Severn Bridges in December 2018, making it free to cross the Severn estuary for the first time in over 2000 years.
Examples of famous/fictional people:
- J. K. Rowling, author of Harry Potter was born in Chipping Sodburynote , a small town just north of Bristol, and grew up in nearby Tutshill, Gloucestershire, on the edge of the Forest of Dean. However, the series was conceived in Edinburgh.
- Popular rock band Muse hail from Teignmouth in Devon.
- The Wurzels: Somerset band who make songs about cider, farming and the West Country in general, usually perform with a pint of cider in their hands. Popular amongst the West Country and also amongst university students for obvious reasons.
- They also have a combine harvester, and they'll give you the key.
- They are also cider drinkers, they drinks it all of the day.
- Banksy: well known graffiti artist born in Bristol
- Blackbeard: The famous buccaneer was also born in Bristol.
- Jenson Button: 2009 Formula One world champion. Born in Frome, Somerset.
- Simon Pegg: The comedian and actor was born in Gloucester. Hot Fuzz was set in a fictional West Country town which pretty much showcases the typical West Country stereotypes; it was actually filmed in Wells in Somerset.
- King Arthur. He was a mythical Romano-British warlord turned king who may have come from Cornwall given that he was half-Cornish on his mother's side and his story did begin here when Uther secretly bedded her to conceive him.
- Justin Lee Collins: Another comedian who was born in Bristol.
- PJ Harvey: An influential alt-rock singer/songwriter, she hails from Dorset.
- Bill Bailey: Yet another actor/comedian. Born in Bath, Somerset. You can probably see the trend here.
- Jethro: And another comedian, this one born in Cornwall.
- Russell Howard: And yet again, another comedian!. Also born in Bristol.
- Lee Evans: one more comedian for you. Born in Avonmouth, Bristol.
- Edgar Wright: The director of Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead was born in Poole, Dorset, and grew up Wells, Somerset.
- Doctor Who
- Jon Pertwee received some of his education in Dorset, although he was born in Chelsea.
- John Levene, who played Sergeant Benton, was born and raised in Salisbury, Wiltshire. While he suppresses his West Country accent on the show, traces of it still come out, especially in his early appearances.
- Billie Piper was born in Swindon.
- Adjoa Andoh, who played Marthas mother Francine, and who also played Lady Danbury in Bridgerton is from the small village of Wickwar, Gloucestershire, as is the playwright behind Mamma Mia!, Catherine Johnson.
- John Cleese of Monty Python and Fawlty Towers was born in Weston-super-Mare in Somerset and was educated in Bristol. Fawlty Towers is also set in Torquay (in Devon), being based on a hotel in Torquay the Pythons stayed at with an owner so unpleasant they all packed up...except Cleese, who started writing.
- David Prowse was also born in Somerset and educated in Bristol too, Vader as a farmer, eh.
- In fact, that's why James Earl Jones dubbed him over; Prowse's voice was just to friendly.
- Since Trip Hop got started in Bristol, its early creators embody this: Massive Attack, Portishead (named after their hometown) and Tricky (from Knowle West, Bristol).
- Michael Adams, Britain's current #1 chess player, was born and brought up in Cornwall, and now lives in Somerset.
- Fictional example: Bomber from Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, portrayed as a Bristolian by Pat Roach (really from The Midlands).
- Doc Martin is set in a small fishing village somewhere Cornwall-ish.
- The moles of Redwall, with their infamously incomprehensible Funetik Aksent, were based on some Somerset inhabitants Brian Jacques met during RAF training.
- How could we forget Archie Leach (AKA Cary Grant), born and raised in Bristol.
- The members of XTC are from Swindon.
- Two of the biggest musical artists of the New Wave era, Tears for Fears and Naked Eyes, were from Bath in Somerset and part of the same musical scene in Bath. Roland Orzabal and Curt Smith of Tears for Fears were even in a band with Pete Byrne and Rob Fisher of Naked Eyes before either band existed, called Neon.
- Stephen Merchant makes yet another comedian, co-writer of The Office (UK) and Extras (with a small part in the first, and larger part in the second) and also voiced Wheatley in Portal 2. He also brought an authentic West Country accent to The Big Bang Theory where he played Amy Farrah-Fowler's second boyfriend.
- Although Terry Pratchett was born in Buckinghamshire, his family moved to Somerset when he was a child and he spent much of his adult life in Somerset and then Wiltshire.
- Robert E. Howard's "somber puritan" Solomon Kane came from Devon.
- James Purefoy, who played Solomon Kane, as well as Mark Antony in Rome, is a lad from Somerset.
- Phil Harding from Time Team who, despite being a highly accomplished and internationally renowned archaeologist, took a particular delight in cultivating a West Country yokel image with Wild Hair and poacher's hat.
- The novelist and poet Thomas Hardy was from Dorset, and set his novels in a realistic but fictionalized version of the West Country.
- Most working class characters from The Archers sound like they're from here even though the series is allegedly set in The Midlands. The series was originally conceived at a time when not many BBC employees would have known the difference, and it's stood ever since.
- Robert Newton, English actor, whose portrayal of Long John Silver in Treasure Island using an exaggerated form of his native Dorset accent gave the world the Talk Like a Pirate trope. Arrrr!
- Skins is set in Bristol, and the characters exhibit or encounter those who exhibit certain West Country stereotypes.
- Ross Hornby of Hat Films is from Swindon, but doesn't have the accent as you might expect. The other two members are from the same sort of area, but also do not have the accent and sound more like they're from London.
- Most younger people from Swindon don't have a noticeable Wiltshire accent, or have a fairly mild one of if they do, mostly because the town borders the Home Counties and has received a steady influx of London commuters over the last thirty years or so. Go a bit further west, to (say) Devizes or Calne, and you'll hear it then.
- The Parkinson family of Butterflies, which was filmed on location in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire - although until the final episode stated outright that they lived in Cheltenham, most viewers assumed it was an upscale suburb of London.
- Location filming for the Monty Python sucessor show Rutland Weekend Television was done in Bristol. Neil Innes' parody of Stevie Wonder's Superstition ("Front Loader") can be identified as being on one particular street.
- Maisie Williams, best known as Arya Stark on Game of Thrones.
- James May of Top Gear and The Grand Tour was born and spent his childhood in Bristol; his accent has become a bit muddled by spending his adolescence Oop North and his adult life in London. However, he pulls out a stereotypical West Country accent for comedic effect on occasion, especially during a visit to that region on Oz and James Drink to Britain.
- Shoestring was filmed in Bristol, although the city is never mentioned by name.
- Mrs Crocombe from The Victorian Way is apparently from the West Country (she first notes it when she mentions the region's small saffron industry in the saffron buns video, though the rhoticity of her accent gives an inkling).
- Joel Dommett, host of The Masked Singer Uk, is from Rockhampton, a small village just north of Thornbury, Gloucestershire.
- Richard O'Brien, of The Rocky Horror Picture Show was born in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire.
- Even though he grew up in Ipswich, Nik Kershaw was born in Bristol.
- Playwright Dennis Potter was born just north of Coleford, in the Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire.
- Michael Praed, otherwise known as Robin of Loxley in Robin of Sherwood, is from Berkeley, Gloucestershire.
- William Moseley is from Sheepscombe, a small village by Stroud, Gloucestershire.
- This Country takes place in the Cotswolds in Gloucestershire. Daisy May Cooper and Charlie Cooper, the sibling pair who created and star in the series as first cousins, are both from Cirencester (the main town in the Cotswolds) and speak in exaggerated Gloucestershire accents on the show, which was filmed in Northleach.
- The events of Lorna Doone are mostly set in Exmoor (with a few visits to London); Lorna herself and the Doone clan are actually Scottish in origin, but John Ridd, the novel's hero and narrator, and his family are locals.
- Agatha Raisin is meant to be set somewhere in North Gloucestershire, presumably by Moreton-in-the-Marsh or Bourton-in-the-Water. Its a bit hard to tell, since the geography is all over the place.