Walk Hard tells the tale of Dewey Cox, a musical prodigy whose musical career spanned the 50's to the 70's. Along the way Dewey takes lots of drugs, bangs lots of groupies and eventually learns that the path to happiness lies in spending time with his dozens of illegitimate children.
Walk Hard stars John C. Reilly, who spent a year recording 40-plus of the songs that his character supposedly wrote. He proves himself to be a more than capable singer and, much like the cast of The Naked Gun, he approaches the ludicrous situations with the same sincerity he uses in his more serious dramatic turns (The Aviator, Magnolia, Gangs of New York, We Need to Talk About Kevin).
Walk Hard provides examples of:
- Absurdly Sharp Blade: "I never realized until this moment how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half with a machete..."
- Abusive Parents: Deweys father repeatedly reminds him "The wrong kid died!", and tries to murder him.
- Affectionate Parody: To musical biopics generally, and Walk the Line and Ray more specifically.
- All Crimes Are Equal: How dare you, Edith? You drink all Dewey's milk, but you condemn him for a little bigamy?!
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: When Dewey's bandmates call him out on his many, many instances of Jerkass behavior such as sleeping with their wives, Sam's one complaint is that he never once paid for the drugs.
- As You Know: Any celebrity who appears will loudly announce who they are multiple times. This is done to self-consciously highlight the fact that they (intentionally) put absurdly little effort into imitating the celebrities they're supposed to be.George Harrison: It's so dark in this tent, y'know, it reminds me of when we, the Beatles, the four Beatles...
Paul McCartney: From Liverpool.
John Lennon: We are from Liverpool.
George Harrison: ...used to play those dark clubs in Hamburg. You remember that, Paul?
Paul McCartney: Of course I do, I booked 'em. [beat] I'm the leader of the Beatles.
- Awkward Father-Son Bonding Activity: As Dewey's life crashes around him, one of his many sons asks him if he'd like to play catch. This simple act acts as a catalyst for him rebuilding his life.
- Bilingual Dialogue: Dewey and record producer L'Chaim have won where Dewey's speaking German and L'Chaim's speaking Yiddish (the two languages can be mutually comprehensible).
- Binge Montage: "God damn, this is a dark fucking period!"
- Biopic: Parodied. Very much.
- Casting Gag: Jack Black and Jack White both in cameos. Don't try to convince yourself this is a coincidence.
- Cluster F-Bomb: Dewey's brother. Well he is played by Jonah Hill...
- Cover Version:
- One of the songs attempted during Dewey's first recording session? A country version of "That's Amore". It's so bad that it shakes the producer's faith in the Jewish people.
- Later, during Dewey's disastrous 70s variety show, he does a disco cover of David Bowie's "Starman." The music actually isn't half-bad, but he does it in a goofy spacesuit costume surrounded by go-go dancers. During the montage around this scene, he also covers Paper Lace's "Billy, Don't Be a Hero" and Alicia Bridges's "I Love the Nightlife".
- The scene at the lifetime achievement award show at the end has Jackson Browne, Lyle Lovett, Jewel, and Ghostface Killah covering "Walk Hard" live on stage.
- The Comically Serious: The conceit of the movie is that it's photographed and directed like a normal music biopic, but has been "hijacked" by popular comedians.
- Creator Breakdown: In-universe; Dewey's lengthy and bizarre production of his masterpiece during the The '60s is taken from Brian Wilson's infamous Smile album.Dewey: I want 50,000 didgeridoos!
- Many of Dewey's other songs are also not-entirely-well-veiled references to other issues going on in his life as well (from his difficult relationship with his father to how he'd very much like to sleep with his backup singer).
- Do Not Do This Cool Thing: Done In-Universe. See Drugs Are Bad below.
- Double Entendre: Well, the title, for one.
Dewey: In my dreams you're blowin' me, some kisses / You and I could go down, in history / I'm gonna beat off, all my demons/Here I am a-sneaking up behind you/You can always come in my backdoor
- The entire "Let's Duet" sequence.
- The Christmas following the film's release saw a "lost" Dewie Cox Christmas single, "For Christmas (The People Want Cox)."
- The deluxe edition of the soundtrack was marketed as a boxed set called "Box of Cox."
- And then Dewey's song gets sampled by a rapper named Lil' Nutsac. Because Cox and Nutsac go great together.
- Drugs Are Bad / Drugs Are Good: Played with. Dewey frequently opens a door to find Sam behind it, indulging in some illicit narcotics in the company of some beautiful women. Sam always insists that Dewey wants no part of it, only to then insistently list all the benefits of doing that particular drug. Dewey inevitably ends up hooked on it.
- But he really doesn't want none of that stuff that gives you a boner.
- "It's marijuana, Dewey. You don't want no part of this shit." "It's cocaine, Dewey. You don't want no part of this shit." "We're doing pills— uppers and downers. It's the logical next step for you." "I want me some of that shit!"
- Sam seems to have no problem with drugs other than resenting Dewey for never paying for them, but sure enough, Dewey has to go to rehab.
- Duet Bonding: Dewey and Darlene.
- Easily Forgiven: Dewey lies to Darlene (and probably cheats on her with Anything That Moves), ignores all his children, is a Jerkass and The Prima Donna to his band, is extremely selfish in general, but they all take him back with open arms when he needs them.
- Erotic Eating: Dewey and Darlene do this with soft-serve ice cream cones in the "Let's Duet" montage.
- "Eureka!" Moment: Every song Dewey comes up with.
- Explosive Breeder: Edith is constantly pregnant, she and Dewey have approximately 10 children in less than seven years... Dewey himself has several dozen more over the years.
- Falling-in-Love Montage: Seen between Dewey and Darlene. As it happens, their montage includes such questionable activities as licking, sucking, slurping ice-cream cones with very ambiguous expressions...
- Not to mention the highly suggestive carpentry.
- Fan Disservice: John C Reilly, naked.
- Fanservice Extra: Dewey has some really good-looking groupies.
- First Girl Wins: Subverted with Dewey eventually falling in love with his back up singer Darlene and divorcing his first wife, whom had previously won.
- Flashback Stares: Right before he begins an act, Dewey can be found staring at a wall in the dark, backstage. His best friend explains that he has to think back on his entire life before every show.
- Foreshadowing: Dewey noticed there's some argument among the Beatles.
- Half the Man He Used to Be: Dewey's brother came down with a really bad case of getting cut in half with a machete. As did his father.
- Heroic RRoD: Dewey dies of a heart attack a mere three minutes after finishing his last performance.
- Historical In-Joke: Mostly related to 20th century pop music.
I wonder if your songs will still be shit when I'm sixty-four!
- Like Johnny Cash, Dewey communicates with his dead brother's spirit, who grows into a young man despite dying as a child.
- Dewey's cover of Dean Martin's "That's Amoré" references Elvis Presley trying to sing like Dean Martin when he first showed up at Sun Records, only for Sam Phillips to force him and his band to jam on "That's All Right, Mama" instead.
- Dewey going "smell blind" is a reference to famed Blind Musician Stevie Wonder losing his sense of smell in a car accident in 1973.
- Or Ray Charles losing his sight from the trauma of seeing his brother drown.
- And then there's "Black Sheep," Dewey's attempt to be "artsy," parodying Brian Wilson's breakdown when trying to record SMiLE.
- The Beatles sequence has everyone dropping titles from Beatles and solo Beatles songs; like with the stunt casting gag, it's meant to underscore how unsubtle these moments are when played straight.
- Dewey sawing his couch in half in a fit of rage comes from John Denver taking a chain saw to his and his wife's bed after she left him.
- Hitler Ate Sugar: After Dewey's performance of "Hold My Hand" causes a moral outcry in the town, the town preacher attempts to justify the song's "immoral" nature;"Y'know who also has hands? The Devil! And he uses 'em for holdin'!"
- Hollywood Heart Attack: The final scene of the film is a still shot of Dewey suffering a fatal heart attack.
- Hope Spot: Played for laughs, it finally looked like that Pa was going to forgive Dewey and reconcile. Until his wife died...
- How We Got HereSam: You're gonna have to give him a moment, son. Dewey Cox has to think about his entire life before he plays.
- Incredibly Lame Pun: Near the end, Dewey finally quits drugs, saying that he'll no longer give into "the temptations." Cue the clean-cut R&B vocal group.
- Incredibly Long Note: Dewie and his band hit one in his country western cover of "That's Amore." As a joke, of corse.
- Inelegant Blubbering: Played for laughs when the band ponders if Dewey "seems unhappy" right as he's weeping openly a few feet away from them.
- Insane Troll Logic: The reverend when proving "take my hand" means satanism.
- Inspirationally Disadvantaged: Parodied. He can't smell, but he still manages to learn how to play guitar. By ear.
- Interchangeable Asian Cultures: Elvis tells Dewey that two kinds of people know karate: The Chinese and the King.
- Intercourse with You: "Let's Duet", a song made entirely out of double entendres.
- It Will Never Catch On: At the height of his hard drug problem, Dewey starts shouting instead of singing and telling his band to play extremely fast and dissonantly. One of his band members is disgusted by the result — nobody's ever going to listen to this garbage, especially not with Dewey singing like some kind of "punk".
- Jaded Washout: While Dewey is able to maintain some success in the 60s, his career hits a wall in the 70s and remains dead until a rapper samples one of his songs in the 2000s.
- Jerkass: Dewey is selfish and narcissistic; among other things, he cheats on his wife, attempts to marry two women, never pays for the drugs, refuses to take responsibility for raising his many children both legitimate and illegitimate, never pays for the drugs, sleeps with his bandmates' wives and girlfriends, never pays for the drugs, has a homosexual experience with a bandmate that leaves the bandmate confused and hurt, and he never once pays for the drugs!
- Lampshaded Double EntendreDarlene: You know I suffer the same temptations you do. Sometimes when I'm lyin' in bed, I ache for a man's touch... and by a man's touch, I mean a penis in my vagina.
- Lampshade Hanging: Much of the movie's humor is based around lampshading all sorts of old rock & roll tropes and cliches as much as possible.
- Mad Artist: Dewey plays this up in his breakdown.
- Magnum Opus: Dewey spends much of his musical career and, indeed, much of his life working on his magnum opus "Beautiful Ride," a song that encompasses an entire lifetime of ups and downs and which is so grand in scope that at various points in its creation it requires a veritable army of singers, musicians, and barnyard animals to perform it. Indeed, it is such a crowning achievement in Cox's life that, after its first and only live performance, he drops dead, his life's work complete.
- Male Frontal Nudity
Note: I must mention one peculiar element in the film. As Reilly is having a telephone conversation, a male penis is framed in the upper right corner of the screen. No explanation about why, or who it belongs to or what happens to it. Just a penis. I think this just about establishes a standard for gratuitous nudity. Speculate as I will, I cannot imagine why it's in the film. Did the cinematographer look through his viewfinder and say, "Jake, the upper right corner could use a penis"?
- From the Roger Ebert review:
- It's a subversion of the expectation that explicit male nudity is taboo. The previous shot is after all of the same naked man from behind, to make us think that the nudity is just going to be implied as usual. It then becomes a Running Gag to cut back to the penis as much as possible. In addition, it comes immediately after multiple shots featuring multiple naked women.
- The penis is also clearly identified as belonging to a roadie Bert who had also attended the orgy, performing his duties by asking Dewey if he can get Dewey a coffee (with the audience seeing his butt). Then Bert asks Dewey if he's seen Bert's sandals, with his posture indicating that he's standing and looking around the room for them (with the audience seeing his penis).
- The New Rock & Roll: The movie parodies the panic over rock and roll in the 1950s; at his high school talent show, Dewey and his band perform a sweet, gentle pop ballad called "Take My Hand" about two people holding hands. It immediately turns all the teenage girls present into sex-crazed nymphos, the teenage boys into violent thugs, and causes the older generation to picket Dewey's house with Torches and Pitchforks screaming about how he's going straight to hell:Preacher: You think we don't know what you mean when you say 'Take My Hand'?Dewey: [Bewildered] Whaddaya mean? It's about holding hands.Preacher: You know who else had hands? The Devil! And he uses 'em for holdin'!
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Averted as the fake celebrities keep mentioning that exactly who they are, no matter how bad the impression is.
- Offing the Offspring: Dad's ultimate plan for Dewey. It backfired.
- Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Parodied mercilessly by "The Beatles", particularly by Jack Black as Paul McCartney, who practically delivers each of his lines with a different accent.
- Playing Gertrude: Dewey from the age of 15 onwards is played by the then 42-year-old John C. Reilly with absolutely no effort to disguise the fact that he's being played by a middle-aged man at all stages of his life (including surrounding him with genuine teenagers).
- And as with No Celebrities Were Harmed, As You Know is used liberally to lampshade the absurdity; at one point, Dewey's childhood sweetheart Edith describes herself as "Dewey Cox's twelve-year-old girlfriend". Edith is played by the then 34-year-old Kristen Wiig, again with absolutely no effort to disguise her age.
- Politically Correct History: The Jewish producers who sign Dewey are heard whispering to one another how a white performer singing a song called "You've Got To Love Your Negro Man" is racially insensitive. Obviously, this would not have been a concern in the 1950s, but then again, historical accuracy is not this movie's goal.
- Real-Person Epilogue: Parodied. The film ends with performance footage of the "real" Dewey Cox five years before his death — played by Reilly again, just with a realistically scratchier, more weathered voice.
- Redemption Equals Death: Dewey's father, who realizes how easy it apparently is to accidentally cut a person in half with a machete only after being cut in half with said machete.
- Running Gag: Everytime something goes wrong for Dewey, he rips one or more sinks off the walls.
- "Wrong kid died!"
- "Get outta here, Dewey! You don't want no part of this shit!"note
- "You're never gonna make it!"
- "It's not what it looks like!"note
- Dewey calling all famous people by their full names. Isn't that right, Elvis Presley?
- Dewey's first wife takes every opportunity to point out how he's going to fail at everything he tries. Even when he's clearly succeeding at everything he tries.
- Sampling: In-Universe. Dewey's Career Resurrection comes when a contemporary rapper samples "Walk Hard" and it becomes a viral hit.
- Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll: Exaggerated. Yes, all three.
- Show Within a Show: Dewey's schlocky 70's TV show.
- Shout-Out: The ghosts of Dewey's parents, brother, and ex-manager all appearing at the end is similar to the Force ghosts of Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Anakin watching Luke in Return of the Jedi.
- The bad trip resembles Yellow Submarine.
- The '60s (Parodied)
- Spirit Advisor: Dewey's brother.
- The Stinger: We catch a glimpse of "the real Dewey Cox."
- Stylistic Suck: (Played with) There are numerous spoof songs that evoke everything from Johnny Cash to Bob Dylan to the Beach Boys, but they're all funny and well done.
- Take That!: Dewey constantly pulling sinks out of the wall serves as one to Walk the Line.
- The Beatles deliver one to their bandmate Ringo, as they remind him he should be glad they let him keep playing the drums. Paul and John make increasingly-mean shots at each other as well, and openly ignore George's legitimate attempts to write music so they can bicker. This a major source of Shown Their Work as Paul and John having trouble connecting with their differing music styles and George becoming a more active (and ignored) songwriter were all major reasons for the Beatles breaking up.
- The bit where John tells Ringo that he's lucky they still let him play the drums is a reference to a supposed John quote that Ringo wasn't the best drummer in the band (which he never actually said), when in reality John remained close with Ringo even after the band broke up and frequently hired him as his drummer.
- Tantrum Throwing: A standard event when Dewey experiences some life setback.
- Tempting Fate: Pretty much every single thing Nate says or does before they play machete fight.
- Throwing Off the Disability: Dewey regains his sense of smell when reuniting Darlene, smelling her hair, then sniffing horse manure rapturously.
- True Art Is Incomprehensible: In-Universe with both "Black Sheep" and the Bob Dylan-style songs.Cox: Puss-filled blisters, scarlet fever,
I don't necessarily understand it either,
But ride the rails, Farmer Glickstein,
In your baby-blue bus
Ride the rails.
- The Unfavorite: Dewey to his father.
- The Unintelligible: Jack White's Elvis starts off as mildly mush-mouthed before descending into outright Elvis-sounding gibberish when he and Dewey meet backstage at Dewey's first performance. And as soon as he walks away...Dewey: ...what the fuck was he talkin' about?
- Waxing Lyrical: The first scene of Dewie in the 1960s has him acknowledge societal change with a line (mostly) lifted from "For What It's Worth."Theres something happening here... what it is ain't exactly... obvious.
- "Well Done, Son!" Guy: Spoofed to hell and back. Everything he does is designed to impress his father, but no matter what he does, he gets only one response:Dad: The wrong kid died!
- Even when the scene when he FINALLY starts to enjoy his son's music and dances with his wife, his wife dies tragically when she dances out the window, with the radio playing Dewey's music falling on her head. Naturally, Dad blames Dewey for it.
- He even sings that while there's nobody else around.
- We're Still Relevant, Dammit!: Invoked during Dewie's career in the 70s, where he jumps on every conceivable bandwagon possible (disco, variety show, jogging).
- Wet Blanket Wife: Parodied; practically every single thing Dewey's first wife says to him revolves either nagging him about spending more time with his family (not without cause, granted) or themed around him being a hopeless failure whose dreams of stardom will come to nothing no matter how hard he tries to succeed. Which becomes increasingly absurd when he's recording number one hits and touring the country in front of adoring crowds and she's still lecturing him on how pursuing his dreams of making music is futile and doomed to failure.
- White-Dwarf Starlet: Dewey becomes a male version of this trope in The 70s.
- Why Couldn't You Be Different?: Dewey's brother was ludicrously talented and ambitious. Dewey, not so much.
- Word Salad Lyrics:
- Parodied with "Royal Jelly", recorded during Dewey's "Dylan" phase; he himself admits he has no idea what he's singing.Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal / Of the coliseum
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum / O' say can you see 'em
- "Black Sheep" plays with this; though the lyrics themselves are bizarre, the song's heavy symbolism is very clearly Dewey trying to exorcise the guilt he feels over accidentally killing Nate, and how he, the inadequate, unwanted brother, is still alive.I just close my eyes, when I fantasize
Much to my surprise, I'm only half the size
That I used to be~
Bye, bye, white brother / This black sheep gotta roll
Bla-a-a-ack, sheep / bla-a-a-ack, sheep
The fields are in har-mo-ny, half is unsung
Now, that the blade, has been swung
- Parodied with "Royal Jelly", recorded during Dewey's "Dylan" phase; he himself admits he has no idea what he's singing.
- You Should Have Died Instead: "The wrong kid died!"