Sandbox / Siegfried 1337

A sandbox for the Trope Pantheons. Due to the Pantheon policy, ALL SPOILERS ARE UNMARKED unless stated otherwise.

Involved in:

Ascensions: Nine-Ball, B.B. and Alter Egos, Shiori Kurashiki, Rion Kugayama, Marie Bell Breguet, Kou Tokisaka, Sasaki Kojirou, Griffin Family

Reworks: Magic Knights, Sakura Matou

Banned From Editing my Sandbox:

• Whirl RX

To Do list

Reworks: Several Dark Souls deities such as Manus, The Payday gang (and several new recruits)

Ascensions: videogamedunkey (Cuckoolander Commentator), Takumi Fujiwara (What a Piece of Junk)

Wave One Ascensions

Chief Executives of Guangdong

"In all my years of travel, nothing exhilarates me as much as the rush of Guangdong. In my experience, I find that one learns more about their homeland the more they travel, and only here have I found such a resolute drive, a full-blooded desire to go beyond limits and tradition to achieve the impossible. You can appreciate the irony: Guangdong itself is an impossible creation, yet its people devote themselves to unending, relentless aspiration in spite of it."

— Stanley Ho

Chief Executives of Guangdong^note Morita Akio, Matsushita Masaharu, Ibuka Masaru, Komai Kenichirō, Divine Rulers of Corporatocracies

Morita Akio, President of Sony

Matsushita Masaharu, Operational Head of Matsushita Electric

Ibuka Masaru, President of Fujitsu

Komai Kenichirō, President of Hitachi

• House: Businesses and Corporations, either Tyrannical Figures or Manners of Authority
• Demigods
• Symbol: Collectively, the flag of Guangdong. Individually, their corporate logos.
• Theme Song: Silicon Dreams
• Alignment: Lawful Evil, with the exception of Morita Akio, who is Lawful Neutral with Good leanings. Ibuka Masaru becomes True Neutral, striving towards Neutral Good in his Reconciliation path.
• Portfolio in General: Rulers of a corporate nation, can experiment and sell new firearms (whose designs sound good in paper but overkill in practice), the negatives of unrestrained capitalism, Corrupt Politicians to varying degrees, having elements of the Cyberpunk genre, being a coastal province rather than a country in our timeline, can sell innovative products at the expense of their people with extremely high quality, being more corrupt in TNOTL to varying degrees (especially Komai), Taking advantage of Suzuki and Yasuda's downfall, Mega Corps, Having paths that decide the future of Guangdong and whether the Chief Executives' goals are achieved or not, Having no actual military protection in spite of being a massive economic hub, A place where Japanese executives can start business without having to contend with the Zaibatsus in Japan, excessive details to technology, having no business regulations whatsoever, sending "research regiments" to prove the profitability to their weapons
  • Morita Akio: Seeks to give the Chinese and Zhujin rights for helping him rebuild his corporate prestige, seeks to reform Guangdong's corporate structure yet has to deal with corporate structure and its supporters, willing to turn a blind eye to the Triads because their enemy, the Yakuza oppose his reforms, represented by red and pink colors, considered to be an outsider by Guangdong, the least abusive and most reformist of the corporate leaders, Living Lie Detector, rarely smiles, oblivious to the Chinese's desire for freedom, very idealistic in his views, can either make Guangdong into something more than just a corporate playground and willing to defend it from the upcoming Great Asian War or lose almost everything to Hitachi in a hostile takeover attempt and resort to more authoritian measures in the process
  • Matsushita Masaharu: usually drinking sake when relaxing, intends to be the most powerful corporate executive at the cost of many lives, a bland corporate speaker, secretly afraid of failure, the son of a minor aristocrat, pursues simple yet effective products and policies, represented by white colors, seeks to expand Matsushita Electric's corporate empire to impress his father, merely seeks to stabilize the economy and placate the Chinese in Guangdong, the largest sponsor of the Kanon Government Media Complex, became incredibly prominent upon marrying Sachiko Matsushita, only concerned about the productivity of the Chinese and Zhujin workers, one of the most stable yet also exploitive leaders for Guangdong, Sharp-Dressed Man, can either further entrench corporate rule in Guangdong or get reduced to a puppet under Sony or Fujitsu
  • Ibuka Masaru: The proficient leader of one of the largest corporations, does not tolerate failure, a blunt corporate speaker, unable to tolerate criticism, a practicing Christian in spite of being an corporate boss, represented by blue, obsesses over control, extremely litigious, from a co-founder of a struggling electronics company to owning one of the biggest corporations in Guangdong, expects success or failure with no in-between option, The Perfectionist, Predatory Business, bribed Matsuzawa to allow a vote of no confidence against Suzuki to take the title of Chief Executive, seeks to create a meritocracy where anyone with intelligence and ability is allowed while leaving behind the weaker and unintelligent to rot under his assumptions that it will lead to a better world, can either persist in his unrealistic dream without any restraints or realize the unrealistic nature of his vision and will try to make up for it even if Guangdong fades away from history
  • Komai Kenichirō:
• Domains: Corporations, Money, Profit, Arms Dealing
• Heralds: Li Ka-shing, Stanley Ho and Ōmori Kan (Morita Akio), Matsushita Kōnosuke (Matsushita Masaharu), Yokoi Hideki, Tsuchida Kuniyasu (Matsushita Masaharu, Ibuka Masaru, Komai Kenichirō), Miyazaki Kiyotaka (Komai Kenichirō)
• Allies:
  • Morita Akio:
  • Matsushita Masaharu: Renata Glasc, Phillip Price
  • Ibuka Masaru is unique in this regard, as whoever is allied with him depends on whether he reconciles or not:
    • Reconciliation: The Phantom Thieves of Hearts, Tyrell Wellick
    • Persistence:
  • Komai Kenichirō: Eliza and Neil Reagan, Banzai Chargers, Masataka Shima, Saruman, Sauron
• Enemies: It's hard to usually pinpoint enemies since those allied to a specific Chief Executive sometimes opposes the other Chief Executives. For example, anyone allied with Komai Kenichirō is regarded as an enemy by Morita and Matsushita with the exception of Ibuka. But more specifically:
  • Komai Kenichirō: Luz Noceda and Amity Blight (especially the latter), Elliot Alderson/Mr. Robot, Pvt. C. Miller, Pvt. Polonsky, Sgt. Roebuck, Sgt. Thomas Conlin, Gunnery Sgt. Francis Evan Minoso, Navy Corpsman James Broderick Sullivan, Pvt. William Gaines, Flag Raisers, Chief Aviation Radioman James Murray,Aviation Machinist's Mate Bruno Gaido, Lieutenant Commander Richard Halsey "Dick" Best, Black Cat Mantaray 5-4, Fleet Admiral Chester William Nimitz, Sr.
  • Ibuka Masaru and Komai Kenichirō: Kazuma Kiryu, Goro Majima, Yousuke Otoha/Karas
  • Matsushita Masaharu, Komai Kenichirō: The Phantom Thieves of Hearts
  • Matsushita Masaharu, Ibuka Masaru and Komai Kenichirō: Masaya Okonogi.
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Ibuka with Komai, due only being invited as a sideliner against Morita Akio, and consequently, Ibuka and Komai's allies tend to not work together willingly. But more specifically: Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse
  • Matsushita Masaharu: Kazuma Kiryu, Goro Majima
  • Komai Kenichirō: The Imperial Japanese Navy, in particular, Isoroku Yamamoto, Tamon Yamaguchi, The Imperial Japanese Special Naval Landing Forces, The Dark Army
• Opposes: AUTO (Ibuka Masaru)
• Opposed by: Pvt. C. Miller, Pvt. Polonsky, Sgt. Roebuck, Sgt. Thomas Conlin, Gunnery Sgt. Francis Evan Minoso, Navy Corpsman James Broderick Sullivan, Pvt. William Gaines, Flag Raisers, Chief Aviation Radioman James Murray,Aviation Machinist's Mate Bruno Gaido, Lieutenant Commander Richard Halsey "Dick" Best, Black Cat Mantaray 5-4, Fleet Admiral Chester William Nimitz, Sr. (Aside from Komai)
• Pitied by: Various good-aligned Sony deities (Morita Akio)
• The State of Guangdong is an artificial Japanese colonial state carved out of China in a timeline where the Axis had an total victory over the Allies in World War II. Initially intended to be a retirement home for Japanese soldiers envisioned by Tōjō Hideki, after he was ousted from power at the end of the war, it instead became a playground of unrestrained capitalism, filled with crime, corruption and poverty, overseen by supposedly the Kanton Minseifu, the Guangdong Civil Administration, but in practice is mostly instead run by the biggest corporations in Guangdong, a fact that has been enforced with the Yasuda Crisis, which saw the Chief Executive Suzuki Teiichi being given a Vote of No Confidence and forced to resign, with the other corporate leaders forcing the now-powerless Representative Director of Yasuda Bank's Guangdong Branch Matsuzawa Takuji to the seat so that the now-disgraced Yasuda Bank can take even more brunt of their unpopular decisions, after which a power vacuum among the Sony, Matsushita Electric^note Better known under their international and current OTL name Panasonic and Fujitsu corporations occurs to take the seat of Chief Executive. Both Sony and Fujitsu would invite their respective allies, Cheung Kong and Hitachi to further strengthen their position, but Hitachi seeks to take the throne backed by their Manchurian and IJA connections to turn it into a Manchurian industrial state.
• While the Chief Executives are barely recognizable in our own world with the exception of Morita Akio and Ibuka Masaru who founded Sony in our timeline, nevertheless, the corporations that they are associated with are easily more remembered than them most of the time. In a world where a new order was founded where National Socialism and Fascism is seen a potentially viable ideology, it too corrupted the corporations and the people associated with them: Ibuka Masaru would instead betray Morita Akio for Fujitsu caused by Tokyo Telecommunications' slow growth, starting a rivalry that did not end up as a friendship in our timeline, Matsushita Masaharu would attempt to further strengthen Matsushita Electric's hold on Guangdong to turn it into a corporate empire, and Komai Kenichirō will brutally implement the Manchurian system to industrialize Guangdong at the expense of the workers.
• How the Chief Executives rose to the position was a pellicular one. The House of Commerce doesn't typically award titles through merits or something else- rather, they are to be held in an auction for various titles. One of them in particular was the One Nation Under Copyright trope, an auction held with the cooperation with the House of Leadership. Though the competition was fierce, in the end, the various Chief Executives of Guangdong managed to secure the title for themselves, an extremely rare moment of cooperation between them considering the ongoing behind-the-scenes plotting against each other. With this, they have managed to ascend to another sector of the House of Commerce where the corporations compete each other in a product cycle, a fierce race of both quality control and advertising which can be heard around the various Houses. Additionally, they also managed to branch out to weapons development, with them sending out weapons not just for profit, but to meet the goals they have to fulfill so that their weapon is seen as a potentially profitable venture, which is also why they sell them to the House of Weapons regardless of the outcome of various battles. Marketing in Guangdong is a tough business, and it is no different when they ascended to divinity.
• Even though they rule over Guangdong, they are tiny flies compared to the Buy N' Large corporation, who managed to effectively become the world government rather than simply rule a nation. Reactions have been mixed, of course: Morita Akio, upon hearing of CEO Shelby Forthright's attempts to undo the damages done by his own corporation, has vowed to avoid the pitfalls that Buy N' Large fell into by enforcing his various environmental bills so that the Lion Rock Spirit can breathe more fresh air in Guangdong, Matsushita Masaharu is impressed by their growth and sheer magnitude of rule, but like Morita, he will use his environmental bills to prevent his corporate empire from facing the same fate as Buy N' Large, if only because such an environment would be inefficient for him, Ibuka Masaru laments that the technology that the managed to invent instead resulted in much of humanity becoming lazy in the future, and plans to reverse engineer their technology so that it instead results in a more hard-working humanity and to further his meritocratic vision, resulting in him opposing AUTO for allowing for such complacency, and Komai Kenichirō's reasons are similar, albeit using it to virtually turn the entire population into money-makers regardless of the cost of human life.
• (Triads)
• The Yakuza are among the many criminals that lie within Guangdong, and have a fierce rivalry with the Triads, and it's not uncommon for a downright Mob War to occur every now once then. Ibuka has allied with them due to Morita allying with the Triads for their assistance towards the Chinese underclass, and much like the above, Matsushita is gathering evidence to prevent them from causing too much of a ruckus, and Komai occasionally uses them to kowtow anyone that threatens Hitachi's regime. Kazuma Kiryu and Goro Majima, in spite of being Yakuza, downright oppose Ibuka and Komai for this, and for Kiryu in particular, Komai reminds him too much of Kyohei Jingu, a Corrupt Politician who also happened to be greedy. On the other hand, they are willing to work with Matsushita, albeit very reluctantly due to also being willing to dissolute part of the Yakuza as well, and even then, Kiryu feels way too uncomfortable with Matsushita due his motivations reminding him of Tsuneo Iwami, though Matsushita has assured that unlike him, he doesn't plan to betray his father any time soon. Yousuke Otona prefers to not be around the Chief Executives, aside from Morita as they remind him way too much of his past as a yakuza enforcer. Meanwhile, Masaya Okonogi downright despises all three for reminding him of the time he was exploited by the yakuza through his swindling father at a young age.
• Due to being mostly Corrupt Corporate Executives, they are also considered to be a target by the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, though their threat priority differs: Morita Akio is considered a non-target due to him willing to reform the corporate system so that it can benefit the people, Matsushita Masaharu is lowest priority, Ibuka Masaru is dependent on whether he manages to persist in his vision of a technocratic future or not, and Komai Kenichirō is regarded as top priority to his extreme corruption. Komai is well aware of this and has taken notes from the Antisocial Forces' attempts to stave off the Phantom Thieves, albeit this time, making sure that no fools will try to sabotage each other and ensure that they stay down.
• While some of them are willing to deal with Nazis if it does mean increased profits, they are on their guard when dealing with Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse, who was also in a timeline where the entire Axis won WWII, but instead of struggling post-victory, Strasse was one of the Nazis who invaded Japan once they had finished conquering the Allies. Nevertheless, the impressive technological advances the Nazis made in that timeline would be too appealing for them to completely deny services to him, but they are hiring more guards to prevent Strasse from downright invading Guangdong, especially since in their timeline, Nazi Germany and Japan were against each other in a alternate Cold War.
• Because they came from a timeline where the entire Axis won WWII, not to mention selling their products and weapons across the globe for GDP, the various WWII-era US Marine and Navy servicemen have opposed them due to not just being corporations that serve the Empire of Japan, but also selling various products to subvert American freedom, especially with the case of Komai Kenichirō, whose entire MO consists of selling cheap yet high-quality products to various nations so that they can overlook Hitachi's various abuses, and with the help of Eliza and Neil Reagan, they've successfully managed to set a foothold across the entire Trope Pantheons.
• (Guangdong Riots)
• (Nintendo)
• (Other TNO deities?)
• Of course, the more things change, the more they stay the same. No matter which Chief Executive is currently in charge of Guangdong, it never really changes that much. The only thing that does change is how much human cost is needed to produce profit and regardless, the dynamic of Guangdong consists of Japanese expats being the ruling class, the Zhujin middle-class, and the Chinese low-class. Such is life in Guangdong, where corporate visionaries become national ones. The only way that will cause it to significantly change is if the Great Asian War happens, and its' fate is ultimately depending on whether the Rising Sun burns China or sunsets.
• Exclusive to Morita Akio:
  • (various Sony-related deities interactions)
• Exclusive to Matsushita Masaharu:
  • Matsushita found surprising solidarity with Renata Glasc not just due to their position as powerful CE Os, but also genuinely hold them dear to their heart- For Matsushita, earning his father-in-law's Kōnosuke's approval, and for Reneta, in spite of her business policies going against her parents' interests, does hold them dear to her heart. While Matsushita is somewhat unnerved by her chemtech formula passed on from her parents, nevertheless, they get along surprisingly well because of their shared upbringing.
  • (Phillip Price)
• Exclusive to Ibuka Masaru:
  • (Tyrell Wellick)
• Exclusive to Komai Kenichirō:
  • Graduating from Tokyo Imperial and later rising up the ranks of Hitachi Limited, Komai is one of the Reform Bureaucrats to have ascended in the pantheon, and such an innocent name hides the sheer amount of cruelty and exploitation of Imperial Japan. Under them, the Reform Bureaucrats subordinate most of their subjects' economies to extract their resources regardless of the human cost. As such, his ideology would find a place in Mordor, where industrialization was practically underway- Hitachi's presence just exacerbated the conditions over there, and the more money comes out of it, the better.
  • Hitachi's connections to Manchuria isn't just to its armies; Komai also has connections to the Kempeitai as well, and also the Imperial Japanese Army as an extension. Unfortunately for him, however, currently the Imperial Japanese Navy, which is regarded as somewhat less brutal compared to the IJA is currently the dominant faction of the armies of the Empire of Japan, which means that their members, such as Isoroku Yamamoto and Tamon Yamaguchi are very reluctant to work with him, though Masataka Shima is at the very least willing to work with him to further his personal ambitions. Because of this rather unique situation, he is considered to be a temporary commander for the Banzai Chargers, as they are willing to bayonet most of Hitachi's opposition until an proper IJA commander ascends.
  • It is no surprise, that being an extremely reprehensible oligarch, that Komai has earned the hatred of Luz Noceda and Amity Blight, due to them having uncomfortable memories of Emperor Belos' regime, but Komai especially sticks out to Amity, since his status as a self-serving bigoted Corrupt Corporate Executive reminds her too much of her hated mother Odalia Bright, who happens to be just as monstrous as him, especially with all the knowledge of how horrific Hitachi's factories are.
  • Because Hitachi is well known for ruining their countries for the sake of profit as well as being another appendage of Manchuria, this has caught the attention of Elliot Alderson, who views Komai as just as bad as Evil Corp, with the further revelations that unlike Evil Corp which was an pawn for the Dark Army, Komai can potentially managed to break free of his strings from Manchuria and rule Guangdong as his personal dictatorship causing him to ensure that Hitachi does not go expand further beyond. Because of this, while Hitachi has managed to strike a deal with the Dark Army to combat him alongside Evil Corp, the sheer fact that he can potentially go rogue against their orders has understandably put them on edge.
  • (Hitachi global expansion)

"I am not a dictator - nor do I seek to become one."

— Morita Akio

"I carry the weight of this company on my shoulders every day of my life."

— Matsushita Masaharu

"Ideas aren't important; What's important is how you turn does ideas into reality."

— Ibuka Masaru

"A company without firm direction or guiding philosophy will be rudderless."

— Komai Kenichirō

Eric Andre and Hannibal Buress

"Ladies and Gentlemen, The Eric Andre Show!"

(cue Eric Andre brutally destroying the set for about 40 seconds)

Eric Andre and Hannibal Buress, Divine Gods of Cringe Comedy

Eric is at the Right, Hannibal is at the Left

• House: Jokes And Comedy
• Demigods
• Symbol: Their stage
• Theme Song: Happy Happening By Mathieu Blossier
• Alignment: Chaotic...Something
• Portfolio: Comedic Sociopathy, Refuge in Audacity, Candid Camera Prank , Rapid-Fire Comedy
  • Eric: Cloud Cuckoolander, Troll, Trashing the Set Every Episode,(But Always Differently), Screaming Warrior, Naked People Are Funny, Hair-Trigger Temper, Death Seeker, Ax-Crazy
  • Hannibal: Only Sane Man(Most of the Time), The Stoic, Deadpan Snarker, Always Someone Better
• Domains: Interviews, Comedy, Strangeness, The Surreal
• Followers:
• Allies: Popuko & Pipimi
• Enemies: Momo Isshiki
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: Pyrocynical
• Eric was first seen outside the Pantheon's gates like this, and after reviewing his show and profile they decided to let him in under the God of Cringe Comedy, but only if his cohost, Hannibal Buress joined him.
• Eric's show is known for being...Bizarre to say the least. Things happen with little reason, such as cutting to other crew members, random objects coming from nowhere, and- (Happy Happening is still playing) OH CRAP(cue the narrator being interrupted by Eric Andre brutally)
• Eric: "That's, uh— that's all I planned for the, uh— for the show. What should I, uh — what should I do now?"
  Hannibal: "I don't know. Do some talking or something."
  Eric: "Yeah, okay, I got that. All right, so, uh... Ladies and Gentlemen, Popuko & Pipimi!"
  (Cue Popuko & Pipimi showing up)
  Eric: "So, what do you two have in common?"
  Popuko: "Ah. You are Mother Fucker?"
  Eric: (Stares for a moment) "Okay. OAAAAHAHHHH"
• Eric: "Hey, you guys are watching "Bird Up!" —, the worst show on television. (cue Bird Up! theme and squawking bird) (Eric approaches Momo Isshiki) "Talk to the bird as if it's your dad.
  Momo: (nervous) "Uh..., hi there-"
  Eric: "Give me a kiss, miss! Daddy loves you-" (Momo slaps the bird, causing it to transform into the Crow) "OH MY- Bird Up!" (cue Bird Up! theme and zoom in on Momo)
• Azizi: (Looks at Eric Andre, who, for some reason, has Azizi's body aside from head) "Well, look at this. We weren't expecting guests today."
  Eric Andre: (Looks at Azizi, who has Eric Andre's body aside from his head) "I didn't expect you to come here."
  Azizi: "For dinner perhaps?"
  Eric Andre: (Notices a lot of Hyenas) "Um, no, I'm not hungry right now. No seriously, I'm not hungry man. I'M NOT-" (Gets pounced on) "WOAGGGGGHHHHHH"
• (COUGH) Phew. Damn, that was much. After all the antics Hannibal and Eric created around the Pantheon, Eric eventually went to the House of Prophecy to find out whether he can make his show to the future. Needless to say, he was not satisfied when he learned that his show will eventually fade into obscurity... and eventually will die in the date of March 10, 2028. (sigh) Finally, I Need a Freaking Drink... OH WAIT NOT AGAIN (cue narrator being tackled by Eric Andre)
  We'll
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  Right
  Back

Wolkenritter

Signum: We are the the guardian knights who gather before our mistress, she of the night sky.
Shamal: As long as our mistress exists, our souls will never extinguish.
Zafira: As long as we have life in our bodies, we will stand by each other.
Vita: We will always exist before our mistress, Queen of the Night Sky, Yagami Hayate.

The Wolkenritter^MembersSignum, Vita, Shamal, Zafira, Divine Group of Considering Simple Lives As An Luxury (Signum: Knight of the Sword, General of the Raging Fire, Bushido, Lightning 2, Riot 2, Boob Demon^noteCall her that at your own risk Signum Loveless; Vita: Knight of the Hammer, Crimson Iron Rider, StarS 2, Aggressor 2; Shamal:Knight of the Lake, Hand of the Healing Wind; Zafira: Shielding Guardian Beast, Blue Wolf)

Clockwise from top: Zafira, Shamal, Vita, Signum

• House: Poverty and Riches
• Leitmotif: Railway Conflagration, Lightning Fast Thunderclap
• Lesser Deities
• Alignment: Lawful Good
• Portfolio: Anti Villains, Artificial Humans, atoning for their actions, Badass Crew AND Badass Family, later Brought Down to Normal, were killed due to their Linker Cores' being drained by the Book of Darkness but later brought back to life thanks to Hayate reprogramming the Books of Darkness, Forced into Evil, Four-Temperament Ensemble, Good Costume Switch, Happily Adopted, Heel–Face Turn, desperately desire a normal life to the point they consider it a luxury, Love Redeems, LITERAL Magic Knights, were forced to break their promise to Hayate in order to save her, implied to have lived for centuries, Undying Loyalty to Hayate, named after cars from Opel and Maserati, What Measure Is a Non-Human?
  • Signum: Action Girl, wields an CW-AEC05X Gladiator with a shield with missiles, Big Sister Mentor, Blood Knight, Bow and Sword in Accord, implied to be Agito's original lord, Cool Big Sis, Laevatein, Does Not Know Her Own Strength, Hellish Pupils, Idiot Hair, speaks keigo, Lady of War, The Leader of Wolkenritter, Lightning Bruiser, Not So Stoic, Old Soldier, Playing with Fire, Power Dyes Your Hair and Wings, Purple Is Powerful, Proper Tights with a Skirt, later a Second Lieutenant and then Captain, Samurai Ponytail, Shiden Issen, Super-Strength, Tomboy.
  • Vita: Action Girl, Cute Bruisers, Determinators, Goth Loli, DO NOT TOUCH HER HAT, The most wounded along with having a red dress, Creepy Crosses, Powerful, But Slow.
  • Shamal: Barrier Warrior, One of the nicest members of the Wolkenritter, yet is also capable of being a major threat, Terrible Drivers, can use Klarwind's Pendelform, known as Hand of the Healing Wind, Afraid of swimming even though she's called the Knight of the Lake Lethal Chef, Mission Control for both Wolkenritter and Riot Force 6, Proper Lady, The least physically-capable of the four knights, Team Mom
  • Zafira: The Big Guy, Steel Yoke, Friend to All Children, Gentle Giant, Mighty Glacier, The One Guy, Wolf Man
• Domains: Weapons, Loyalty, Normalcy
• Allies: Nanoha Takamachi, Fate Testarossa, Reinforce Zwei, Subaru Nakajima, Teana Lanster
  • Signum: Artoria Pendragon, Tomoe Gozen
  • Vita:
  • Shamal:
  • Zafira:
• Eternal Master: Hayate Yagami
• Enemies:
• Guardians borne from the Book of Night Sky, a book that stored knowledge of magic from their universe, until one day, it malfunctioned, turning it into the Book of Darkness, which granted ultimate power to the user upon filling up the required 666 pages through draining Mana, at the cost of turning users into Omnicidal Maniacs and draining their life force in the process, even if they didn't fill up the pages. They were once cold-hearted guardians of the Book of Darkness, but Hayate Yagami bringing them happiness for the first time in their lives caused them to pledge loyalty to her. Unfortunately, the Wolkenritter had no idea of the fact on how the Book of Darkness can turn its owner insane, but they still tried to prevent their master Hayate Yagami from suffering the same fate as the previous owners of the Book of Darkness, which was nearly for naught as NatchWal drained their Linker Cores (in actuality, this was done under the Time-Space Administrative Bureau members Liesearia and Lieselotte alongside Gil Graham, but this information was classified for unknown reason) and Hayate was absorbed into the Book of Darkness, but thankfully with Reinforce Eins' sacrifice and Hayate managing to regain control to resurrect the Wolkenritter, they eventually managed to eventually separate themselves from the Book of Darkness for good, returning it to its original form of the Book of Night Sky, ending the Book of Darkness' cycle of destruction for good.
• Both Vita and Signum were once in the Pantheon under different tiles, but one day, both of them felt lonely without the rest of the Wolkenritter, because life wasn't just exactly the same without them. With Signum relinquishing her title of Graceful Combat to Tomoe Gozen, she, along with Vita who accompanied her, set out on the mortal realm to find Shamal and Zafira. After almost 2 years of waiting, Nanoha heard a familiar voice ring throughout the Pantheon Houses. Reaching to the source of the voices, she eventually found not just Signum and Vita, but also found Shamal and Zafira among them. After an untold amount of time had passed, the Wolkenritter finally reunited to once again protect Hayate Yagami!
  • However, one thing that somehow finally came to the Wolkenritter is that for some reason, they finally achieved a brief moment on what they considered to be normalcy. With their lives being filled with nothing but war, battles and survival, their wish for a normal life was certainly granted after a untold amount of time, even more so in the Pantheon. While the Pantheon had its moments of violence, it was also a place for deities to relax thanks to the other deities fighting for peace over there. Because of this, with all of them feeling right at home, they vouched for the title of Considering Simple Lives As An Luxury, upon which they succeeded.
• They get along well with the Falcons, primarily because Stella, Dystnine, Rebellio, and Bakto resonate well with them due to being trapped in a job for other people's sake much like how the Wolkenritter tried to protect Hayate. The Wolkenritter in particular pity Stella and Dystnine largely because Stella wanted to protect Dystnine from being scrapped, only for her to get killed which resulted in Dystnine going after Copen not unlike what happened to them when they were slain once and Hayate going berserk.
• (Relationship with the rest of the Lyrical Nanoha deities)
• Exclusive to Signum:
  • She would like to remind her followers that the only thing she's going to preach is on how to get close to the enemies and beat the crap out of them. With grace. Just ask anyone who has fought her, including Nanoha.
  • Upon her return (again), Signum sought out Yuri Tsukikage to help with her rehabilitation and daily training to catch up ever since she left in order to search for Shamal and Zafira. While nowhere near as powerful as she used to be, she is still capable of kicking ass.
  • Has become friends and sparring partners with Erza Scarlet after noting their similarities. Their battles are among some of the greatest sword-wielding events to shake the Pantheon's core. They've recently welcomed a new addition to their spars: Pyrrha Nikos. Signum is impressed with the young Huntress' skill and eagerly awaits any future battles.
  • Is quite honored to be able to meet Artoria face-to-face, with whom she feels a kinship to given their status. The two often spar, engage in a Mêlée à Trois with Erza, or simply talk with each other about what it means to be a knight. When once asked about how she felt about King of Knights, Signum would only say that Arturia was more than worthy of the title and that she would have been honored to serve under her, had she not already pledged her sword to the Queen of the Night Sky.
• Exclusive to Vita:
  • While she is normally docile as she is not interested in battles, it is a ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE IDEA to mess with her hat. Anyone who does so shall receive a messy hammer-induced death.
  • Even though she isn't the Goddess of Hammers, it is prophesized that she will one day wield the Goldion Crusher when Guy is absent. A lot doubts that such a little girl can carry such thing. Vita's response?
  "Bring it on."
  • Recently it has been revealed that Vita has blessed the next PSP Successor by engraving it with her name. (Fix Later)
    • The other gods believe that Noire pulled some strings. (Also fix later)
  • Vita was surprised by how many similarities she shares with, Blanc. (Umm... How to fix?)
  • Maximus is currently mentoring her in the art of throwing hammers. (Expand upon)
  • Despite her unaging physical appearance, Vita is generally quite annoyed when anyone (particularly Nanoha) treats her like a little girl. Being a minimum of 400+ years old, she demands to be treated like an adult (despite often not acting very much like one). Only her mistress Hayate can get away with treating her like her apparent age (usually).
  • Upon reviewing the events of the Halo-verse, Vita has expressed interest in acquiring a gravity-hammer mode for Graf Eisen. Some deities are... wary of letting her succeed.
  • Has bonded with fellow cynical "immortal girl" Evangeline McDowell; the two of them occasionally hang out, swapping war stories, comparing new "training" ideas, and otherwise providing each other companionship.
• Exclusive to Shamal:
  • You've think that being the Knight of the Lake, you would assume that Shamal's powers are associated with water. You've be dead wrong- in spite of that title, she is actually afraid of swimming. Her powers are actually associated with the wind, which is associated with her more accurate title Healing Hand of the Wind.
  • Also, try not to let her cook anything- she's absolutely terrible at it, if this photo◊ is anything to go by. That being said, when compared to the worst of the bunch (even considering the God of Lethal Chefs, the Mafia of Cooks), many agree that if she's doomed to not be an good cook, she's definitely the best of the worst compared to them, as Signum and Vita can attest.
• Exclusive to Zafira:
  • (insert stuff here)

Human PLUS

Human PLUS (OP-INTENSIFY)

One of the side-effects of Human PLUS

• Appearance: An Mecha with a Battle Aura. Alternately for OP-INTENSIFY, a mechanical part.
• Alignment: Depends on the user, but Human PLUS is considered be any of the Alignments with a hefty tons of Insanity. OP-INTENSIFY is more Neutral.
• Portfolio: Cybernetics Eat Your Soul, New Game Plus (Technically)
• Domains: Cybernetics, Enchantments, Insanity
• Similar Artifacts/Enchantments: Cyber-Newtypes, Boosted Men/Extended

Saito Hiraga

Saito Hiraga, God of Instant Experts

• Rank: Lesser God. Can rise up to even Greaterhood when wielding more powerful weapons
• Symbol: The Gandálfr familiar runes. Alternatively, his sword Derflinger
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Was Knighted and later became a Imperial Guard Sub-Commander, Battle Couple with Louise (though not without difficulties), Butt-Monkey, Chivalrous Pervert, Ignorant of anything that isn't Japanese Culture, Once fought an entire army for Louise (and was killed but brought Back from the Dead for it), Instant Expert due to being the reincarnation of Gandalfr, Rarely seen without his original clothes, Stephord Smiler due to falling for the girl who basically enslaved him, Often gets into a lot of trouble with Louise due to his insanely stupid and perverted actions.
• Domain: Swordsmanship, Magic.
• Allies:
• Enemies:

Doki!Doki! Pretty Cures

Doki!Doki! Pretty Cures^MembersMana Aida, Rikka Hishikawa, Alice Yotsuba, Makoto Kenzaki, Aguri Madoka, Quintet Goddesses of the Playing Card Motifs (Mana's Harem; Mana: Cure Heart, Maya, Glitter Heart; Rikka: Cure Diamond, Rachel, Glitter Diamond; Alice: Cure Rosetta, Clara, Glitter Clover; Makoto: Cure Sword, MakoPi, Mackenzie Mack, Glitter Spade; Aguri: Natalie, Cure Ace, Glitter Ace)

The Doki!Doki! Pretty Cures in their transformed state. From left to right: Cure Rosetta, Cure Sword, Cure Heart, Cure Ace, Cure Diamond

• Theme Song: Happy Go Lucky! Doki!Doki! PreCure
• Intermediate Goddesses
• Symbol: The Doki!Doki! Pretty Cure Symbol
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Action Girl, Magical Girl Warrior, Playing Card Motifs
  • Mana: Brimming With Love, Golden Heart and Hair, Essentricly Effective, Excelling in Studies and Sports (But NOT Singing), Complete Selflessness, Never Giving Up, Mana's Harem
  • Rikka: Angelic Beauty, Analyzing Badass, Deadpan Snarker, Meganekko, Shrinking Violet, Teen Genius, Only Sane Cure, Feminine Blue, The Sparrow to Mana's Prince
  • Alice: Beware the Silly Ones, Don't Insult Her Friends, Fighting Crime with Money, Knowing How to Fight Despite Being a Barrier User, Nice Rich Girl, Killer Rabbit, Wise Beyond Her Years
  • Makotao: Loners Becoming Friends, Broken Birds, Defrosting Dark Magical Girls, Purple Is Powerful, Dude Magnets, Ladies of War, No Social Skills, Being Entertainingly Dorky, Humans From Another World, Knights in Sour Armors, The Failure to Save Her Kingdom.
  • Aguri: Big Forehead, Sweet Tooth, Powered by Love, Happily Adopted by Her Grandma, Tsundere, Being One Part of Marie Ange and Regina, Lady of War, Tiny Tyrannical Girl, Being Older as Ace
• Domain: Magic, Heroes, Friendship, Love
• Mentor: Kazuma Kenzaki
• Allies: All ascended Pretty Cures, Nanoha Takamachi, Fate Testarossa, Haruto Soma, Kosuke Nitoh, Amu Hinamori, Shinnosuke Tomari
  • Mana: Mai Shiranui, Domon Kasshu, Gentaro Kisaragi, Kotomi Ichinose, Sol Badguy, Yoko Littner, Dick Grayson, Hibiki Tachibana, Usagi Tsukino
  • Rikka: Miku Kohinata, Queen Elsa, Greninja, Kermit the Frog, Asuka, Black Jack, Retsu Unohana, Mamoru Chiba
  • Alice: Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce Banner/Hulk, Miho Nishizumi, Charlotte LaBouff, Mami Tomoe, Ami Mizuno
  • Makoto: Kengo Utahoshi, Ky Kiske, Makoto Naegi, Siegfried Schtauffen, Cloud Strife, Twilight Sparkle, Makoto Kino, Minako Aino, Tsubasa Kazanari, Takumi Inui
  • Aguri: Rise Kujikawa, Iori Minase, Io, Shana, Billy Batson, Vivio Takamichi, Son Goku, Clark Kent, Chibi-Usa
• Enemies: SHOCKER, Joker (Smile Pretty Cure/Glitter Force), Moebius
• Heralds: Charle, Rachel, Lance, Davi, and Regina
• The Magical Trump Kingdom was a place where, under the rule of Princess Marie-Ange and its sole protector Makoto Kenzaki/Cure Sword, where the people lived in harmony. However, it was not to last, when the Selfish Kingdom invaded it and split Marie-Ange into two halves. Fortunately, Makoto later found friends to help her restore the Magical Trump Kingdom: Mana Aida/Cure Heart, the Student Council President of Oogai Middle School, Rikka Hishikawa/Cure Diamond, Mana's best friend, Alice Yotsuba/Cure Rosetta, the heiress to her corporation and Mana and Alice's childhood friend, and Aguri Madoka/Cure Ace, the light half of Marie-Ange. Together, they form the Doki!Doki! Pretty Cures, who fought the Selfish Kingdom to restore the Magical Trump Kingdom. In the end, upon the defeat of the Proto-Jikochuu, they managed to not only restore the Trump Kingdom, but also managed to create a dimensional link to Earth.
• One day, during Mobius' attempt to defeat the Fresh Pretty Cures by utilizing his hypnosis with the help of SHOCKER to work on an more powerful version of his mass hypnosis abilities to not only brainwash them, but also every allied associated with them as well, most notably Super Sentai, Power Rangers and Kamen Riders. It worked for a while, with an terrified Shinnosuke Tomari comparing it to the day SHOCKER took over the world by utilizing time travel to brainwash the majority of the Kamen Riders, except the Rangers and Pretty Cures were also affected as well. Just before the Fresh Pretty Cures were on the brink of defeat, suddenly, the Doki Doki Pretty Cures arrived to save them in the nick of time, and with this the tide changed: Once they were saved, they took no time dismantling Moebius and SHOCKER's schemes by not only destroying Moebius' hypnosis device, but also prevented SHOCKER from utilizing it in their rebuilt Rider Robo as well. This act of heroism resulted in them being crowned Quintet Goddesses of the Playing Card Motifs.
• Due to being part of the Toku Base, they are heavily associated with various Sentai Teams, Power Rangers, and even Kamen Riders as well, though some stand out compared to others:
  • Because both Kenzaki and the Precures share similar Playing Card Motifs, Kazuma Kenzaki often acts like a mentor to them, though especially towards Makoto Kenzaki, since they both share the same surname. Speaking of which, at one point they decided to sneak into his room after hearing rumors about him saying words in rather sloppy way and some bizarre muttering about a certain "Tachibana-san" being a traitor while sleeping. However, once they snuck in, they were surprised when Kenzaki began tearfully reminiscing about him having to become the Joker Undead to put the Battle Fight into a stalemate to prevent the other Joker Undead, Hajime Aikawa from inadvertently causing the end of his world and allow him to live a normal life, and that thanks to the immortality from being an Undead has become more cynical over the years due to being unable to die. Fortunately, thanks to the destruction of the Stone of Sealing through Zi-O Trinity, he's reclining back to his nicer self due to this, though the nature of the Pantheon means that it will inevitably come back someday. After hearing about this, the Precures gave his condolences towards what happened to him, and have since started to hang out with each other more.
  • They've been also training their skills and magic under Haruto Soma, who happens to be exceptionally skilled with both combat and magic. That being said, at one point, Mana had a fever dream about having married a certain "Mr. Wizard". Exactly why she dreamt about it is unknown, though after meeting with Haruto Soma and discussing about it, funnily enough, Haruto actually did marry someone else, namely Rinko Daimon, and refused to discuss it again afterwards.
• Exclusive to Mana:
  • The house of Music has issued a restraining order against her thanks to a certain incident involving her singing being so terrible that it sent birds flying in complete terror, and even managed to catch everyone, especially the Suite Pretty Cures, a team of magical musicians were caught completely off guard, and those that did listen what happened can agree that completely justifiable.

Misuzu Kamio

Misuzu Kamio, Goddess of Bad Real-Life Omens

• Quasideity
• Symbol: A white wing in front of a Buddhist shrine floating above an ocean.
• Alignment: True Neutral
• Portfolio: Memetic Mutation, Death foreshadowing her voice actress's death.
• Domains: Death, Depression, Reincarnation.
• Followers:
• Just Friends With: Utena Tenjou, Rosette.
• Many deities (especially Utena Tenjou and Rosette) feel really sorry for her, especially considering how her voice actress died recently, making her death all the more depressing.

Wave Two Ascensions

Deirdre and Julia

Deirdre and Julia, Goddesses of Evil-Vanquishing Objects

Deirdre

Julia

• House: Narrative Objects
• Lesser Goddesses
• Theme Song: Deirdre's, Julia's
• Symbol: The Book of Naga
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Mysterious Waif, The Blood of Naga To Eventually Use Book of Naga and Beat Loptyr, Heroic Lineage, Mystical White (Or Occasionally Light Purplish) Hair, Light Magic, Dealings With Incest
• Domain: Light, Magic, Lineage, Combat
• Allies: Sigurd & Seliph Baldur Chalpy, Arvis, Ayra, Marth, Erinys, Tailtiu, Caeda, Eliwood & Ninian, Tiki
• Enemies: Gharnef, Grima
• The dragon Loptyr was almost unstoppable in the realm of Jugdral, a realm that was ravaged with little dragon interference, only human politics. Not even the might of its eventual savior, Seliph was enough to completely stop it, but he did anyway, all because he had his half-sister Julia, who had enough Blood of Naga to allow her to use the one artifact that could destroy Loptyr: The Book of Naga. Before obtaining such item, she was not even allowed to die, such fateful insistence caused her to ascend to the Pantheon...
  • And she is not alone. Accompanying her was her MOTHER, Deirdre, who was constantly kept alive by fate in order to eventually pass her own Naga blood onto Julia. And after a few trips in Askr, she was seen with her own copy of Book of Naga (just plastered 'Divine' between the second and third letter). For a heartwarming family reunion, even the Pantheon agreed to let her ascend too, it's not just the book... they ARE the villain-beating artifact.
• The heartwarming reunion eventually evolved from mother-daughter to the whole family when they met Sigurd and Seliph. Unlike how other people expected, they got along very fine with Arvis, as he was a loving father to Julia. In fact, both Deirdre and Julia tend to be a calming presence whenever awkward tensions might rise between Sigurd/Seliph and Arvis.
  • (other fire emblem deities)
• Some has claimed that ever since ascending or perhaps taking a trip in Askr, Julia has been rather... spacey-headed. She used to suffer amnesia, but Seliph didn't recall her being this spacey when saying "What~?"
  • Also, for the last time, do not even mention about if she forgot about Seliph or not. Yes, Julia suffers amnesia, but no, she still remembers Seliph even when she was brainwashed by Manfroy.
• Deirdre is 17 years old. No, don't even say "Oi, oi", because that's her recorded age!

Note: Thanks for Chris X for helping me rework parts of the Magic Knights

Salvaged Profiles

Anything that has been lost or abandoned will be placed over here for me to work on if necessary.

Salvaged from RJ-CLOVIS-93:

Cresselia

A wild Cresselia appeared!

Cresselia, Goddess of Elusive Bosses (The Lunar Pokemon, Crecelia)

• House: Boss Design
• Intermediate Goddess
• Symbol: The Lunar Wing
• Theme Song: The Sinnoh Legendary theme
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Gender: Female
• Ability: Levitate
• Moveset: Lunar Dance, Psychic, Moonblast, Safeguard
  • Z-Move: Shattered Psyche
• Portfolio: Sweet Dreams Fuel, Lunacy, Was A Roaming Legendary In Her Debut, Only Female, Olympus Mons, Pink Means Feminine, Swan-Like Pokemon Who Can Go Into People's Dreams, Beauty Equals Goodness, Everything's Better with Sparkles
• Domains: Psychic Powers, The Moon, Dreams, Majesty, Femininity
• Allies: Ash Ketchum, Team Charm, Lunatone, Pikachu, Princess Luna, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Chanticleer, Princess Odette, Princess Uni-Kitty, Kirby, Tyrande Whisperwind, Ysera, the Wind Fish, the Inception Crew, NiGHTS, Selene, Takumi
  • Partner: Dream of the Endless
• On good terms with: Anyone suffering from nightmares and night terrors (providing they aren't reprehensible)
• Rival: Darkrai (arch-enemies in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers)
• Enemies: The ascended Pokemon villains (especially Cyrus and Ghetsis), The Grand Duke of Owls, The Dementors, Pitch Black, Arael, Nightmare Moon, Freddy Krueger, Atropos
• Unclear opinion on: Hypno, H.P.Lovecraft
• Wary of: The House of Ghosts, Insects and Darkness.SCP-990, Richard
• Cresselia is notable for bringing Sweet Dreams to people as they sleep. Because of this, it has the ability to counteract any horrific nightmares induced, especially from Darkrai, which is why she ascended in the first place in order to make sure his uncontrollable nightmare-inducing powers don't hurt anyone.
  • That said, she is wary of Darkrai creating a ruckus, especially that time where he was just absolutely vile.
• Because of her powers, she is on good terms with any deities that suffered nightmares (except the absolutely inreprehensible ones), especially Takumi, who suffered nightmares of Queen Mikoto's death.
• She's also notorious to catch. Being that it roams around the Pantheon often, it can be quite the pursuit to catch her, and has a surprising amount of defense. The one that finally did, Dream of the Endless, only managed to partner up with her because of having similar ability to bring good dreams.
• She also has a crippling weakness to Ghost-types and bug-types. Because of this, she tends to be wary of the House of Insects, Ghosts, and Darkness. That said, how she can somehow dispel Darkrai's Bad Dreams without getting hurt is interesting.
  • She also is wary of SCP-990 due to him bringing various prophetic dreams, and she cannot somehow clear those. This also applies to Richard, except due to being much more mysterious than him.

Cresselia fled!

Aldrich

Aldrich, Ungodly Abomination Who Enjoys The Sound Of Screams (Saint of the Deep, Devourer Of Gods)

^{Click here to see what Aldrich may have looked like back then}

• House: Cruelty and Sadism (House of Villains)
• Leitmotif: Aldrich, Devourer of Gods
• Greater God
• Symbol: The Aldrich Faithful emblem.
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil
• Portfolio: Fat Bastard, Devouring So Many People He Became A Monstrous Blob Eldritch Abomination, Climax Boss, The Only Lord Of Cinder To Be Flat Out Evil, Completely Unsympathetic, Cannibalism Superpower, Theophagy, Luxuriating In His Victim's Screams, Was Once a Man
• Domains: Gluttony, Cannibalism, Monsters, Blobs, Sludge, Darkness
• Heralds: The Aldrich Faithful
• Followers: Malacath, Akalich, Torg
• Divine Servant to: Pontiff Sulyvahn
• Allies: Darkseid, The Scarlet King, Grima, Cioccolata, Ethan Roark Junior, Chernabog, Pennywise, SCP-953, Gluttony, Dis
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Kirei Kotomine, Gilgamesh (Nasuverse), Avenger (Fate/hollow ataraxia
• Enemies:
  • From Anor Londo: LORD GWYN, ORNSTEIN AND SMOUGH (ESPECIALLY THE LATTER), GRAVELORD NITO, The Chosen Undead, Manus (surprisingly enough), Knight Artorias, Crossbreed Priscilla
  • Others: The Ashen One, Kiritsugu Emiya, Cú Chulainn, Artoria Pendragon (both vanilla and Alter), Tiamat, Zeus and his siblings, The Emperor of Mankind, Guts, Fused Zamasu, Zac, Marceline the Vampire Queen, The SCP Foundation, potentially any being who was divine before the pantheon
  • Evil Counterpart to: Kirby
• Aldrich was formerly a holy cleric that originated from Irithyll, but after obtaining visions of a "deep sea", he began eating people to obtain power, and later founded the Church of the Deep, which provided Aldrich with a good amount of sacrifices to feed him. During his time, he shared his Ruby and Sapphire to his followers to show them the final shutters of life while enjoying his victim's screams. His vision of the "deep sea" often intoxicated his followers or even corrupted them into Deep Accursed, and even the Deep turned him into a rotting sludge, and still retained his hunger. At one point, he became a Lord of Cinder, though it's unknown if he was either forced to do this, or he become one through sheer might after being imprisoned in the Cathedral of the Deep. After seeing the end of the Age of Fire, he began to dream of the Old Gods of Lordran, and neglected his throne for devouring gods. Eventually, with the help of Pontiff Sulyvahn, alongside the Church of the Deep, he managed to devour Gwyndolin, and was implied to also devour Smough during his last stand at Anor Londo, and possibly Gravelord Nito's corpse as well. During his devouring of Gwyndolin, he dreamt of a pale girl in hiding, resulting in him gaining the power of Lifehunt. By the time the Ashen One came to return him to his throne, most of the damage was already done and was eventually finished off.
• His ascension to the Pantheon was rather unorthodox: rather than receiving approval at the Court of the Gods, Aldrich instead ascended through sheer might, with many of the more moral villainous deities expressing horror at his temple, which was a Deep-defiled Anor Londo. Needless say, upon hearing of this, the Ashen One quickly prepared a massive armory to prevent the Deep from spreading all over the place.
• Aldrich became the monstrosity seen by cannibalizing to the point of going beyond a mere Fat Bastard into a Blob Monster of nightmarish proportions. As such, he often pours himself the House of Flesh Eaters. Pennywise enjoyed the company, as he too absolutely loves the terror of his victims. Sure, screams alone aren't enough, but they help in salting the meat. Children across the pantheon were horrified. Aldrich was most amused by SCP-953's sadistic mind games when it comes to cannibalism as well. This has attracted the attention of the SCP Foundation, not something Aldrich wanted.
• Many cannibals, good or evil were creeped out when Aldrich arrived in the pantheon. Black Doom regards Aldrich to be somewhat of an excessive being blind to its gluttony, but this comes more down to not wanting his stock taken. Hannibal Lecter regards him as a being without manners or cordiality. More seriously Marceline finds him absolutely disgusting and would love to give him a taste of his own medicine.
• His covenant, the Aldrich Faithful, protects him from any intruders that dare to interrupt his gourmet, and farm Human Dregs from their corpses to offer to their deity. It's been also found out that the Ashen One used to be part of the covenant. However, the Ashen One has stated that they only joined the covenant because they wanted to learn the knowledge of the Great Deep Soul sorcery. After this, they later exited the covenant out of disgust, and later turned against him. The Ashen One has since tried to make up for this by assisting those who seek to defy Aldrich.
• Aside from the Ashen One, Aldrich has also made a lot of enemies from his home realm too:
  • Lord Gwyn was appalled to learn that he not just defiled Anor Londo and corrupted his faithful Silver Knights, but also ate Gwyndolin. While he did raise him as the opposite sex, at least he would never resort to such debauchery.
  • Ornstein and Smough have the same reasons for opposing Aldrich, especially regarding Smough since he died during his Last Stand against the Church of the Deep. Ornstein in particular feels a bit regretful that he was unable to come back in time to save Smough from the defilers.
  • Knight Artorias also has a grudge against him for the same reason, but he also found out that his Greatsword can also inflict additional damage towards him, making him a viable threat to Aldrich.
  • The Chosen Undead, being a former Darkmoon Knight, was horrified to see the remains of Gwyndolin sticking out of Aldrich. To make things worse, reports from the Chosen Undead indicate that Gwyndolin is still alive yet not in control of his body. This left the Chosen Undead into a period of trauma, before taking up arms against Aldrich.
  • Surprisingly enough, even Manus appears to oppose the abomination. While the Abyss may have a neutral but corrupting influence, it has produced non-hostile entities. The Deep, on the other hand, used to be a place where souls peacefully rest until something corrupted it. While they may look the same, there are enough viable theories that they are very different.
• Even since his ascension, the Aldrich Faithful have been seeking members to increase their strength into protecting Aldrich.
  • Kirei Kotomine, having sacrificed a lot of orphans from the Fuyuki fire to have their mana fed to Gilgamesh during the 5th Holy Grail War, has joined as of the enforcers. However, while he does indeed enjoy pain, the only reason why he even enjoys it is because he is still wondering why is he born evil in the first place, not helping by his moral compass tell him that's wrong. The same goes for the servant he brought over as well, Gilgamesh, also with different reasons; One, he was met with a cruel death with a similar entity called The Shadow at one point, and Two, his defilement of Anor Londo reminded him of Babylonia being drowned by the Primordial Sea of Life by Tiamat.
    • Speaking of Tiamat, she is surprisingly downright disturbed at Aldrich's cannibalism. This is because of how she believes that humanity is her children and in spite of showing her love for them by wanting to shove them back inside her, she feels the need to protect them from him, who is a cannibal whose sadism happens to come via harming Humanity. Aldrich himself cannot fathom why a primordial being with a twisted and destructive love for humanity would protect them instead.
  • Avenger sees him as a rival, given that sadism is one of the All of the World's evil he embodies, but even he dislikes the fact that Aldrich would luxuriate in his victim's screams and that Avenger actually loves humanity thanks to two certain individuals in another timeline.
  • Darkseid, believing that the Age of the Deep Sea would bring despair and nihilism to the people that he eats, views him as an essential tool into bringing the Tyranny that was Apokolips into the Pantheon, and currently acts as one of the major members of the Aldrich Faithful.
  • Cioccolata has a rather simple interest in the abomination that is Aldrich, as does the Yellow Bastard; their absolute love of the screaming and anguish of others that the Saint of the Deep luxuriates in. Darker still, the Emperor of the Kingdom Dolorous adores his sadism, absolute representation of the sin of gluttony and dread and despair he represents. Gluttony is interested less in that, and more in the chance of devour alongside him. What the Father of the Homunculi thinks isn't known yet.
• Boasts being the Devourer of Gods, though has only eaten one god so far and everyone hopes that sticks. The Scarlet King claims superiority on the subject of theophagy, but he does admire Aldrich's activities. Zeus and his siblings, given their family history, were utterly repulsed by this, as is any divine being. Zamasu was first to point out that Aldrich was a perfect representation of what he hates about mortals due to this, and the fact Aldrich was a cannibal who became the abomination out of cannibalism and gluttony only further drives the point home. Nobody is even bothering to point out that Zamasu has proven more of a threat to the gods than Aldrich ever has.

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Salvaged from Chris X:

Deirdre and Julia

Deirdre and Julia, Goddesses of Evil-Vanquishing Objects

Deirdre

Julia

• Theme Song: Deirdre's, Julia's
• Lesser Goddesses
• Symbol: The Book of Naga
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Mysterious Waif, The Blood of Naga To Eventually Use Book of Naga and Beat Loptyr, Heroic Lineage, Mystical White (Or Occasionally Light Purplish) Hair, Light Magic, Dealings With Incest
• Domain: Light, Magic, Lineage, Combat
• Allies: Sigurd & Seliph Baldur Chalpy, Arvis, Ayra, Marth, Erinys, Tailtiu, Caeda, Eliwood & Ninian, Tiki
• Enemies: Gharnef, Grima
• The dragon Loptyr was almost unstoppable in the realm of Jugdral, a realm that was ravaged with little dragon interference, only human politics. Not even the might of its eventual savior, Seliph was enough to completely stop it, but he did anyway, all because he had his half-sister Julia, who had enough Blood of Naga to allow her to use the one artifact that could destroy Loptyr: The Book of Naga. Before obtaining such item, she was not even allowed to die, such fateful insistence caused her to ascend to the Pantheon...
  • And she is not alone. Accompanying her was her MOTHER, Deirdre, who was constantly kept alive by fate in order to eventually pass her own Naga blood onto Julia. And after a few trips in Askr, she was seen with her own copy of Book of Naga (just plastered 'Divine' between the second and third letter). For a heartwarming family reunion, even the Pantheon agreed to let her ascend too, it's not just the book... they ARE the villain-beating artifact.
• The heartwarming reunion eventually evolved from mother-daughter to the whole family when they met Sigurd and Seliph. Unlike how other people expected, they got along very fine with Arvis, as he was a loving father to Julia. In fact, both Deirdre and Julia tend to be a calming presence whenever awkward tensions might rise between Sigurd/Seliph and Arvis.
• Some has claimed that ever since ascending or perhaps taking a trip in Askr, Julia has been rather... spacey-headed. She used to suffer amnesia, but Seliph didn't recall her being this spacey when saying "What~?"
• Deirdre is 17 years old. No, don't even say "Oi, oi", because that's her recorded age!

Salvaged from R-lock256:

• Salvaged from Satoshi Bakuras Trope Pantheon Drafts;

Malcom Hargrove

Malcom Hargrove, God of (Trope Pending) (Chairman of the UNSC Oversight Sub-Committee, Charon Industries CEO, "Control")

• Theme Song: Control.
• Rank: Intermediate God.
• Symbol: The Charon Industries logo.
• Alignment: Neutral Evil.
• Portfolio: Reasonable Authority Figure (except not), Hero Antagonist (again, except not), Hauled Before A Senate Subcommittee, Evil All Along, Magnificent Bastard, Willing to Kill an Entire Planet, Playing Both Sides, Hidden Villain, The Man Behind the Man, Villain with Good Publicity.
• Domains: Oversight, Planets, Genocide, Insurrections, Companies.
• Followers: Locus, Felix
• Allies: Palpatine, Melkor.
• Enemies: Church, Epsilon, Grif, Sarge, Caboose, Donut, The Meta, Seto Kaiba, Mr. Burns, Scrooge McDuck.
• High Priest: Felix is competing with Locus for this title, despite Locus just wanting to do his job.
• Ascended after the reveal of him being "Control", the main antagonist of The Chorus Trilogy, threw his entire character into question as well as him being the CEO of a company that had never been referred to before The Reveal, and said company having been involved in an Insurrection that was already established.
• Fought with Allison for the position of the position...until he realized that Allison was already dead. Allison's husband, the Director, was also embroiled in the struggle until Hargrove realized that he had killed himself.
• Palpatine was interested in the fact that Hargrove was able to go as far as to kill a planet to reclaim lost property. Though disappointed that he failed, Palpatine was willing to lend some soldiers for Hargrove's war against Chorus as long as he was paid.
• The Meta is very pissed off at Hargrove for stealing his helmet. Hargrove isn't worried though as he has many tough soldiers to stop him.
  • It is discovered that Hargrove not only has the Meta's helmet, but the armor as well. He plans to use what he has to create upgraded versions of the Meta's gear.
• The Managers of the House of Commerce, Seto Kaiba, Mr. Burns, and Scrooge McDuck, are not happy with the fact that he's spending money to kill people and reacquire his property when he should be using his property to make money (though Mr. Burns doesn't have a problem with killing people).
• Went into a period of mourning due to the loss of his superior.

Salvaged from Ferot_Dreadnaught:

The Ravens (Armored Core)

The Ravens, Deities of Mecha Games (Leos Klein, Last Raven)

One of the confirmed photos of an Raven

• Potential House: Gaming
• Leitmotif:
  • As a whole: In The Universe
  • Armored Core (PS1): Shape Memory Alloys
  • Armored Core 2: Roundabout
    • Leos Klein: King Lear
• Lesser Deities (most individuals), Intermediate Deities (ace pilots), Greater Deity collectively
• Symbol: Their individual emblems
• Alignment:
• Portfolio:
• Domains:
• Allies:
• Enemies: Nine-Ball

On Hold

The Clockwork Planet

The Clockwork Planet, Divine Seat of Clockwork Areas

• Potential House: Planets
• Dominion
• Description: A planet that used to be Earth, now completely reconstructed out of gears.
• Symbol: Clockwork Gears
• Theme Music:
• Alignment: True Neutral
• Portfolio: Clock Punk, Clockworks Area on a planetary scale, Earth That Was, Eternal Engine, Hollow World, No OSHA Compliance.
• Domains: Planets, Clockwork, Rings.
• Sacred to: RyuZU, Agatha Heterodyne.
• Unholy to:
• Barred Entry from: Dr. 0.
• Formerly known as Earth, the Clockwork Planet is a planet entirely composed of gears that was constructed by the legendary clocksmith "Y". The surface of the planet is a 70 km thick shell of gears suspended over an empty void where the Earth's mantle and core used to be, as all of the original Earth had been hollowed out to make way for the new clockwork structure. Human civilizations and artificial environments are built on top of those gears, which are being held on the surface by enormous core towers that control all of the base mechanisms, ranging from weather, temperature, and even gravity. A large artificial ring called the Equatorial Spring encircles the planet, which actually powers it by drawing in gravity from the Earth's Moon and converting it into energy. It is said that the number of gears on this planet outnumbers even the total amount of stars in the universe.
• The planet came to be because the Earth had lost all of its internal energy due to heat death, and as a result, all of its functions that helped kept the Earth habitable shut down. In the span of 100 years, Earth became a lifeless husk as oceans dried up and landmasses became devoid of life. Some of humanity decided to head out into space in search of a new home, while most unfortunately had no choice but to stay on the dying Earth and face extinction. That is until a mysterious man named "Y" came along, and proposed an idea so ridiculous and crazy, it just might work. He came up with a blueprint to rebuild the Earth and all of its functions using nothing but clockwork gears, and thus, the Clockwork Planet was created.
• The girl genius Agatha Heterodyne frequents the place often because she is amazed at how such an impressive technical marvel could even exist, and feels that she has stepped into clockwork heaven. She's looking for ways to improve her Gaslamp technology by incorporating some of the planet's base mechanisms into her tech.
• Dr. 0 of the Think Tank has been banned from setting foot on the Clockwork Planet over fears that he may end up tampering with the mechanisms and break the whole planet as a result, which could lead to city purges on a global scale.

Reason: Thanks to a particular revelation in the Light Novel, I've decided to hold off on making this profile until further info is released.

Joke Profile

Giant Dad

SALVATION IS RESERVED FOR THOSE WHO PASS THE TEST.

IF YOU SURVIVE, AN ELEVATED EXISTENCE AWAITS.

INITIATE PHASE ONE

POWER UP THE BASS CANNON

FIRE!

Giant Dad, God of Being Cold Towards Noobs (The Legend)

• Leitmotif: Excision & Downlink - Existence VIP
• Lesser God, but can even destroy Overdeities if possible
• Symbol: Himself performing the "Well, what is it!?" gesture. Alternatively, his Bass Cannon.
• Alignment: All over the place, but always some kind of Evil
• Portfolio: "The Legend Never Dies!", DOESN'T LIKE PURE MAGIC OR DEX USERS, Blood Knight, Bright Is Not Good, Can Come Back Up and Pwn People, Had to Allot One Point Of Dex, Evil Gloating, Will Work For Any Side As Long It Involves Invasions, From a Bandit to One of The Most Feared PVPers, Lightning Bruiser, Min-Maxing, Playing with Fire
• Allies/Worthy Opponents: Most Strength Users
• Enemies:
• Opposes: MOST MAGIC/FAITH/DEXTERITY USERS REGARDLESS OF ALIGNMENT
• Possible Avatar:
• One day in the Pantheon, there was a normal PVP fight club happening in the House of Gaming. However, a mysterious user came out of the shadows and quickly waved both of his arms out and said, "Well, what is it!?" Soon after, he began to fucking pwn some noobs, and somehow managed to even defeat 『　　』, an act which shocked the deities of the House of Gaming, and thus led to his ascension.

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Additional Notes: Will work on Cresselia after beating Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, can't spoil too much for myself. Whirl RX did intend to work further on B.B. and Alter Egos, though given the lack of activity on the profile, I decided to take it myself. Most of the initial freebies came from the now long gone Deities That Need A Rework section of the Reworking Gods.

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Story Drafts

Road to the Pantheon

The entire GUAG is in an uproar when the possibility of the Griffin Family's ascension angers an unknown organization into making threats into bombing the GUAG. Meanwhile, Cartman, who is worried about the Griffin Family's ascension, prepares to approach the ones who created the profile in the first place

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