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"Why would they give her such skimpy armor that can only protect such a small portion of her body?" "How would I know? Maybe those are the only parts of her that are vulnerable!" — some aliens, Robotech
Armor worn by female characters in medieval settings is implausibly designed to bare and/or flatter their secondary sexual characteristics, often voiding its protective qualities. A big patch of cleavage over your heart is like a beacon for every archer in the kingdom. For the arrows. And they might fire their weapons at you too.
Oftentimes the armor seems perfectly workable except for one area, as in a female warrior decked out with heavy boots, a chest plate, shoulder pads and gauntlets. All she has from the bottom of her ribcage to her knees is a pair of lambskin panties.
Female magic wielders are not immune, either. They never wear armor, but the dresses they wear into battle seem more appropriate to Frederick's of Hollywood than the Forest of Sherwood, especially if they're a vamp as well.
Variants:
- A metal coconut bra.
- Leather fetish gear with metal studding.
- A literal Chainmail Bikini.
- Shaped and polished breastplate that mirrors the anatomy it protects (Historically, Greeks and Romans often did this for male armor, but it would cover the entire chest and back and a muscular male build is less likely to deflect blows into the face than boob bumps).
- Relatively realistic armor, with a sizable flash of cleavage.
- Armored spike-heel gogo boots on otherwise bare legs.
- Chain Mail that fits snugger than spandex, showing off every body detail. Men are found wearing this too. Essentially Spy Catsuit with extra form-accentuating facture layer on top, and the only partially justified variant.
If played for laughs, it's usually "justified" by... ahem... distraction bonus. Though assigning blame to munchkins beyond the Fourth Wall works just as well.
Form Fitting Wardrobe is the Super Trope for this.
See Thong Of Shielding, Stripperiffic, Fanservice, Bare Your Midriff, Cleavage Window.
Almost the exact opposite of Twenty Four Hour Armor. And not much of a concern, protection-wise, if Armor Is Useless.
It is unclear whether the amount of cleavage is proportional...
Examples
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Anime & Manga
- .hack// gives an interesting variation to this trope: both male and female swordfighter classes can go very light on actual armor (Bear and Orca famously sport only a shoulder guard, man-skirt, and boots, and are covered more in ink than in clothing). Wavemasters, the mages, are typically fully covered in robes or dresses, while other classes fall somewhere in between - comfortable clothes that bare the chest, navel, a low neckline, or whatnot.
- An odd exception to the rule is Hokuto, a Wavemaster that wears skimpy robes. It raises the possibility that the Heavy Blades could cover up if they so wished.
- An application of Fridge Logic takes this one step further. In the games, Heavy Blades are able to wear any kind of armor there is — from the lightest armor, the robes (for Wavemasters), to the heaviest armor. Usually when encountered in-game, the Heavy Blade is wearing the heavy armor, so one must wonder just how effective this armor is, even if equipping any given armor seems to do nothing to the character's model itself. All of this could be justified of course, since .Hack portrays exactly the kind of game where this trope is played straight. Realistic armor in this case would have seemed very unrealistic.
- Characters in "The World" have a pre-designed avatar that they create at the start of the game. Armor usually doesn't show up, so your character just appears however they want to appear. Bear and Orca may look mostly naked, but they're still fully equipped with body armor.
- In fact, most characters don't change appearance unless they complete a special event that lets them. Balmung was awarded his wings for defeating The One Sin event, while Orca, his partner, chose to just stay the way he looked. Haseo on the other hand, is granted a new appearance due to special events exclusive only to his specific class.
- Mew Zakuro in Tokyo Mew Mew, despite it being a shoujo series. To balance it out, most of the men that fight wear short-shorts and/or exposed navels like she does.
- Also famously Lampshaded in the first Project A-ko film when B-ko throws off her school uniform to reveal a skimpy armor bikini underneath. She is met with laughter from the student body, and A-ko's famous response "Ain't it cold in that?"
- And then hilariously parodied further and subverted in the second movie, where B-Ko's father wears the exact same suit.
- The Bronze and Silver Cloths of Saint Seiya are suits of armor that cover only a few bits of their owner's anatomy, leaving entire areas (such as the whole abdomen, thighs, face, neck) exposed to the elements. The Cloths of the few female Saints also have very prominent, breast-shaped breastplates which, more often than not, cover only the breasts themselves rather than the chest.
- Played out beautifully in Wolfs Rain. Yes, Jaguara does wear armor that clearly displays her "assets" to anyone she might allow to be in her presence... so guess where Darcia finally skewers her?, granted she was trying to seduce him, but she also anticipated a battle with the wolves.
- Somewhat subverted in Claymore. The warriors wear minimal armor, but their breastplates cover their breasts entirely and their armor is worn over a two-piece full body suit. Of course, most of the Fanservice comes from the Awakened.
- Averted in Berserk: female humans who go into battle (particularly flashback!Casca and Farnese) do so in full armor. Female Apostles... well, they don't need it.
- Possibly averted in Ghost In The Shell. Like many anime female Action Girls, Motoko Kusanagi does get naked, but it's explained straight away that she needs to in order for her "thermoptic camouflage" to work. (Her naked skin bends light waves so she becomes essentially invisible.)
- It's actually a skin-tight suit with all sorts of wiring in it. You can see the seams in a few scenes, and it gets torn in the climactic battle. It's rather similar to the one she wears in Stand Alone Complex on occasion, though why the animators decided to color it with almost exactly the same tone as her skin is a mystery.
- Leina from Queens Blade fits rather snugly into hers. Seems like there would be painful chafing involved.
- To be more precise, it's a 1 inch thick slab of steel worn directly on her skin. Damn!
- Her sisters as well with a metal bra.
- Cecily Cambell of The Sacred Blacksmith wears one that's literally shaped to fit her form precisely, including her Most Common Superpower (and it's rather fragile). And apparently she doesn't wear padding underneath.
- Somewhat suberted by the fact that her fellow male knights wear a costume with similar plate coverage.
- Both subverted and played straight in Fairy Tail. Erza's everyday armor covers her torso entirely, however she has a seemingly endless amount of armors that she can transform into that often leave little to the imagination. Then there's the matter of how she transforms into the armor...
- Vaguely, slightly justified in that they are ''magic'' armor, each giving their wearer a specific power-up, and the ones that explicitly up defense do cover her body. Purgatory armor, for example, covered her entire body except for her head in heavy-duty spiked plate armor. Also, she didn't design any of those outfits.
- Princess Primula of Apothecarius Argentum averts this; she fences in practical full-chest-covering half-plate.
- Somewhat justified in Zero Zero Nine One. Mylene is an Action Girl with missile breasts, so she gets one slapped on her if she's captured by a Genre Savvy villain.
Comics
Films
- In Dungeons And Dragons the movie, the elven ranger sports a breastplate. With nipples.
- Male example: George Clooney's Batsuit, complete with Batnipples. Mmmyeah, that's just what it was missing.
- Dulcea in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie and Divatox in Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie. Divatox was covered up for the TV series, but Dulcea was a movie-only character.
- The first movie isn't in continuity anyway.
- Many of the old-school series had the "obviously human" villainesses wear Breast Plates, the most notable being Astronema.
- Probably one of the stranger examples is Susan in the 2008 Prince Caspian film. Right around the beginning of the main battle, she saw fit to change into a chainmail shrug and a leather chestplate. Despite the fact that she has yet to really have any need of it.
- The Angels in the second Charlies Angels movie wear bullet proof vests similar to the CSI Verse example above, but hey, it's a Charlies Angels movie. They are contractually unable to wear anything unsexy.
- Rare Male Example: "SPARTANS! TONIGHT! WE DINE! AT CHIPPENDALE'S!" Likewise the Classical Greek "heroic nudity" tradition it draws upon.
- Towards the end of the 1981 Arthurian legend film Excalibur the witch Morgana appears to be dressed in nothing more than a sheet metal corset.
- Beautifully subverted near the end of Disney's 2010 live action "sequel" to Alice in Wonderland. Alice's suit of armor covers her entire body and fits like armor should, yet still manages to be form fitting and quite feminine.
Literature
Live Action TV
- Xena Warrior Princess, of course, but Xena's own armor is not a particularly heavy offender.
- While Xena's armour isn't very skimpy, it does wonders at enhancing Lucy Lawless' modest bust, so it should count for this Trope.
- And while Xena's regular outfit wasn't that revealing, most of the alternate armors she would end up wearing in different locales (such as when she goes to East Asia) definitely fall into this trope.
- Played straight with the leather armor worn by the shorter-haired, sai-wielding Gabrielle later in the series.
- Also played straight with most secondary female characters. Callisto is a good example as someone who is that Ax Crazy might want a little more protection before going into battle...
- Female Klingon warriors in Star Trek The Next Generation wear the same armor as the males, except with a noticeable hole (Kleavage).
- Unfortunately averted in Star Trek Voyager on the rare occasions we see B'Elanna Torres in Klingon dress. Her chest is completely covered.
- Though during Worf and Dax's wedding in DS 9 season 6, Dax's Klingon dress does have a rather large hole there.
- The Valkyries in Charmed dress in revealing leather outfits. And of course, when the Charmed sisters have to rescue Leo from being captured by these Valkyries, naturally the plan they come up with involves Dressing As The Enemy.
- Somewhat justified in Cleopatra 2525, where the heroines had force fields for protection.
- Stella Bonasera and Calleigh Duquesne from the CSI Verse wear low-cut versions of the Bullet Proof Vest.
- Averted in Rookie Blue. The female officers wear realistic female-form vests.
- Played with in Reno 911. One episode had the female police officers getting specially designed (and low cut) bulletproof vests, which they all liked until one of them asks another officer to test her vest by shooting at it. Surprisingly enough, even the armored parts of the vests wouldn't stop a bullet.
- Jessica Steen, who played Pilot on Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future, jokes about the improbable bosom sculpted into her Power Suit's chestplate. On the other hand, at least it was a full chestplate with no holes in it, providing identical coverage to any other Soldier of the Future's powersuit sans the fully-armored Tank.
- Found in, of all places, Scrubs. The episode "My Princess", a fantasy retelling of the show, features Carla and Turk mashed together into a single monstrous creature that wears armor, the female half of which falls under this trope. Complete with a nipple.
Tabletop Games
- In some Dungeons & Dragons settings one can get the ultimate variant: armor not even "revealing", but completely transparent. Of course, this means the stripperifficness level is defined solely by the underwear. A suit of glassteel (sort of enchanted glass) is expensive, but it's as strong as steel with only half the weight. *
Since it encumbers much less, flying warriors like Avariel, Aarakocra and Nimbral guards love it.
- One of the items in the Table Top RPG Teenagers from Outer Space is a battle bikini. Inspired by the ones worn by the Dirty Pair, it also comes with a BFG, built-in mini-missile launchers, jet boots, and a force field to compensate for the limited protection one would normally get from an armored bikini.
- The much-maligned "chainmail bikini" ended up in the Munchkin card game, with the expansion Unnatural Axe.
- Munchkin Blender has a variant, the "revealing costume", which gives a + 3 Bonus. This bonus increases by 1 each time a character changes gender.
- The fantasy role playing game Hack Master spoofs this trope with an item called the "chainmail bikini of remote eye-gouging." This bikini is not only enchanted to provide actual protection, but the wearer can say a magic word that causes it to cast an eye-gouging spell on anybody staring at it.
- GURPS has, since at least the third edition, included a sidebar option called "Bulletproof Nudity". It's noted as being suitable only for cinematic or silly games, but includes armor bonuses ranging from 1 for a few strategic patches of skin to 8 for complete nudity... but only for attractive characters!
- The GURPS 3rd Edition Magic Items books included the Chainmail Bikini "for body-proud barbarianettes" in two forms — a suit of chainmail with Invisibility spells on parts of it to make it look like a bikini; and a true bikini with magical-force-field-style protection on the exposed areas (they also had a male version, the Macho Leathers, which was a jockstrap and some other straps that provided the same protection as a full suit of armor — Equal Opportunity Fanservice ).
- 4th Edition retains this with a few modifications. It applies only to characters with above average Appearance and limits the bonus to + 2 (+ 3 for a topless woman). For some reason it also makes the characters run and swim faster.
- Warhammer 40000 the Sisters Repentia units from the same army run around in rags or scraps of parchment, while Dark Eldar Wyches fight in Alien Polymer Bikinis because their superhuman reflexes make heavy armor unnecessary.
- Imperial Guardsmen actually have a variation of this. Seriously! While their flak armour is essentially their entire battledress uniforms, parts of the "standard" flak armour of the Cadian Shock Troopers are more heavily armoured — namely the chest, shoulders and shins
◊. Perhaps the designer(s) just felt it was better off to leave the abdomen more flexible. Moderately justified in the fluff which states that it's designed this way to protect the parts of the guardsman that are exposed when he's crouching behind cover.
- The Sisters Repentia is somewhat justified, as these are sisters who have become disgraced, thus go into battle with the intent of dying in battle, thus absolving their sins through death (death is a fairly common punishment in the Imperium). And if you are actually wanting to die, running around buck naked a battlefield filled with axe-wielding psychopathic super-soldiers and continent leveling building sized tanks is a good way to do it. The fact that their bikini armour offers more protection that a guardsman's flak vest (4+ save over 5+ ), however... The Emperor Protects!
- Male wyches wear even less.
- Eldar and Slaanesh. The former have jump suits with cast iron (well, wraithbone if you wanna get technical) bras. The latter have cast iron port holes so their breasts can hang out!
- An item in the swords and sorcery expansion of Grave Robbers From Outer Space.
- Largely barred in Magic The Gathering due to the rules set by WOTC; that said, the Vulshok of Mirrodin
◊ have an interesting tailoring technique based around the liberal use of scrap metal. Of course, Mirrodin is full of scantily clad women, possibly in an attempt to offset the fact that everyone has metal tumors growing all over them.
- Also, Razia
. She's an angel, so, justified, I guess. Maybe.
- And then there's various elves. But then, they're elves. If their armor and such didn't make them look beautiful (male and female alike), they'd be...urgh...human. Or worse, dwarven.
- Rules for a Rune Bikini show up in Palladium Books' Rifter 9 1/2 (April Fools' Day joke issue).
Video Games
Web Original
- This
... motivational... poster tells why not.
- In the Whateley Universe, the superheroine Beach Bunny wears a titanium bikini as her costume. She has heat powers too and tends to burn up normal clothes and supersuits. Lampshaded when speedster Scramlber admits she tried a metal bikini once and got really bad chafing when she ran.
- Savannah, a general from Castle Age (an application on Facebook) is a posterchild of this type of "armor".
- This 3D piece
, skilled as the artist is.
Web Comics
- Done relatively tamely and self-consciously in Get Medieval when Rylede gets her armor made
◊ — it is a real suit of armor over maille, but it is contoured and has a low neckline. It hardly matters, as her opponents are all so unnerved by fighting a woman that they never even come close to hitting her. A lampshade is hung on this as well: When Canter asks how she planned on getting a suit of armor made in a society where women are forbidden to fight, she explains that the blacksmith agreed because it fulfilled a lifelong fantasy of his.
- This
Secret Lives of Mobs comic parodies it.
- Subverted in the webcomic Chainmail Bikini, wherein the titular set of armor is described as "+ 1 to AC, + 2 to charisma". Its wearer was killed off early into the comic's run, resulting in an Artifact Title.
- Phil & Dixie
had a bit of fun with the idea here.
- All the female ninjas in No Need for Bushido wear very little clothing in order to distract their opponents. It works.
- By Way of Booty Bay does this a lot, particularly here
◊.
- Note that while that particular picture is work safe(...ish, at least...) many of the rest of the comics are not.
- In Flaky Pastry, Nitrine's powered armor
is a shining example of trope subversion - cleavage is an absurd weak spot! It is also implied Nitrine found the cleavage useless when she wore the armor because it only attracts men, not women.
- Played with during a dream sequence in Cheer: when Gamer Chick (and apparent munchkin) Lita loots a fallen Orc of his armor and equipment
, what was a full breastplate on him becomes an armor bikini on her.
- Haley Starshine has reason to be glad of her high Dexterity bonus.
- Gertrude & Brunhilda in The KAMics. The author did put them in full armor once, much to the displeasure of his readers.
- This episode
of Nerdcore: The Core Wars explains that the Geneva Conventions "made it a war crime to injure a female anthropoid in the area of the cleavage, stomach, or thighs. Thereby making it unnecessary for women to cover those areas in armor."
- Parodied in these
two Commissioned strips.
- Penny Arcade's take on Prince of Persia's version here.
- Lampshaded in Schlock Mercenary, where female carbonan armor suits come with big guns. Bigger, in fact, than what they are supposed to contain
.
- DMFA: Clan Leader Taun's
armour, which is moulded and leaves her midriff and one arm bare. In fairness, though, her abs certainly look harder than steel... plus Word Of God says the armour is ceremonial. She's also an extremely powerful, millennia-old supernatural creature, so it's possible that her skin really is tougher than armour.
- Even if her skin isn't Cubi wings in general are. Cubi are also natural shape-shifters. Simply shift your wings over your body and...
- Breastplate variant
sub- in- oli- something-verted in this (SFW) episode of the oft-NSFW webcomic, Oglaf.
- In Strange Candy the Evil Overlord's groupies go on strike because he requires them to wear metal coconut bras.
- Subverted and Lampshaded in Guilded Age. The fighter Frigg gets into a tussle with a bunch of razor-ruler wielding psycho nuns and while she wins, afterwards she is covered in bruises and lacerations. The first things she does is swear to get some plate as "the spring break look is for tards".
- Lampshaded
in Misfile.
Western Animation
- Xcalibur's Djana had an exposed patch of skin right above her breasts, and her suit of armor fit along the curves of her body.
- Would Taarna's get-up from Heavy Metal count? What scant clothing she wears seemed to be modeled on various pieces of armor, despite being made of cloth.
- In Kaena: The Prophecy, the title character wears basically some scraps of leather
. This wouldn't be nearly as noticable if the all the male human characters didn't wear more covering than the women. Yes, even the children. Later on, when she gets armour, she's told that it's for her "protection". She steps into the light, and the armour covers roughly the same amount of her as the leather did. Even more infuriating is that the alien who made her the armour is male, and he has a suit that fully covers his body.
Real Life
- This guy
has been selling them for a living for over a decade.
- Here's an example
of the variant for male soldiers from ancient Greece.
- Not to mention Beach Volleyball, the only sport to have a maximum limit on the area of skin the player can cover. And, yes, the women have a smaller allowance than the men. They do get to choose whether to use it up on the top or the bottom, though...
- In fencing, women are required to wear either plastic breastplates, or metal "ashtray" cups in their sports bras. However, these are worn underneath the jackets, so they're hardly noticable. There is a variation of this armour for men — a plastic plate which looks like stormtrooper armour — but it isn't required and is rarely used.
- The male armor of this type is a bit more commonly used in historical fencing due to the heavier and less flexible blades. They're required for SCA fighting in most (if not all) places, and there are stories about Marshals who would walk up to male fighters, ask them if they were wearing their cups, then if the answer was "Yes", they would kick them in the nuts.
- The Tactical Corset
. Apparently while there's some protection for centre of mass, it seems about 50/50 judging by eyeballing it. (The others I was with who were told were eyeballing that part too, but for other reasons.) Accessories recommended include an "interrogation Pouch", shown with flogger.
- Sadly these are not actually bulletproof, just corsets made with modern matereials and military standards for pouches and stuff.
- At an SCA
event a few years back, the at least 6' tall Queen of the West was spotted in golden breast plate armor. With nipples. It was for show and not fighting, but still...
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