Characters: White Dark Life
The cast of White Dark Life.
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Characters pre-time skip
The Mirror Cosplayer/Infinite GuardThe main character, Matt is a boy who died in an unfortunate accident at the age of 13. Due to his perfectly balanced soul, Matt's soul was split into two halves, light and shadow. The light half became a young angel who was recruited by Galaxina to be a guardian angel for her still-living sister, Cosmo. Using his special ability — the power of mimicry — Matt must protect Cosmo from all who would do her harm. Like the aforementioned shadow, for instance...
- All Your Powers Combined: The power of mimicry allows Matt to temporarily assume the abilities and weaknesses of any character he can think of.
- Alternative Character Interpretation: The roleplays show him as being more selfish than he is in the comics. This goes double where courtship of his children is concerned, to the point of becoming a nearly intolerable Jerkass.
- Berserk Button: Perverts. Post-timeskip, he starts getting incredibly irate when someone gets too close with his younger children.
- Blood Knight: The Mogeko Castle arc reveals that he has a borderline addiction to conflicts, likening them to games. He even goes so far as to say that fighting is half the reason he continues to be a guardian angel.
- The Hero
- Idiot Hair: A pretty big one at that.
- Mighty Whitey: Subverted. He adopts several of Tori's customs while she adopts several of his. Religion is ironically his poor suit.
- Official Couple: Matt and Tori (much to Boar's annoyance).
- Overprotective Dad: Does not like the romantic gestures being sent towards his children in the RPs. Except for Saru.
- This descends into full screaming lunacy in the later roleplays. While he played a direct role in Torch giving up on Inu, his role in Matthew giving up on Uma was indirect at best. Miriam's relationship with Ne was largely unaltered by his meddling.
- Sleep Mode Size: He looks like a fairy from The Legend of Zelda when he isn't defending Cosmo.
- Shapeshifter Baggage: He occasionally changes size while mimicking other characters, but the real question is where his costumes come from.
- Single-Target Sexuality: He says so himself. Though pornography was used pre-timeskip to activate his nosebleed attack.
- They Killed Matt Again: Prone to dying and using suicide tactics. As Death Is Cheap for him, this is usually played for laughs in comics.
- Took a Level in Badass: Matt is arguably the character who took the single greatest number of levels in badass after the time skip.
- Weaksauce Weakness: He has several, including a tendency to fall asleep in cold weather, a sensitivity to head injuries, and a crippling fear of blood. Though he is capable of negating the first one by SETTING HIMSELF ON FIRE. He loses all of these weaknesses except the head injury sensitivity after the time skip.
Galaxina the Seedrian
The Azure MasterMatt's "Sensei" and legal guardian. She has a hard time dealing with Matt's childish nature, but in the end gets him to listen to her. As she is deceased, like she was in Sonic X, she is unable to interact with the real world often, but she still looks out after her little sister from above.
- Adaptational Badass: She's a lot stronger than she was in Sonic X. Of course, she was just an extra there.
- Armor-Piercing Question: "Can you say that you're a good person?". Subverted in that the target just tries to lie his way out.
- Deadpan Snarker: Really doesn't find Matt's gags amusing.
- Not So Above It All
- Retcon: Originally, Galaxina had feelings for Matt. This was quickly retconned as Collin having cheated in a game of poker where she bet herself doing almost anything the winner wanted when she started running out of chips. Later, Galaxina cheats right back at Collin as revenge.
- Stern Teacher: She doesn't have a whole lot of time to make Matt a guardian angel, so his comedic actions are met with disdain or sent right back at him.
- You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Her hair was always this color.
Cosmo the Seedrian
The Seed of HopeThe last living Seedrian, and the one Matt has been sent to protect. She's a sweet child who has been living on Mobius after the events of Sonic X. Though not as adventurous as Sonic and Tails, she's been roped into Dark Matt's plans to become a villain and manages to take the whole thing in stride.
- Adorably Precocious Child
- Only Sane Man: Matt points out most of the cast's illogical fallacies. Cosmo points out Matt's illogical fallacies.
- Green Thumb: Has a flourishing garden outside her house.
- Kids Are Cruel: She is not above using Matt like a doll.
- Official Couple: Cosmo is paired up with Tails. (In the comics, anyways. The roleplays pair her up with Ray the Flying Squirrel.)
- Plant Person: Collin seems to think the buds on her ears are headphones, though.
- Protectorate: Is this for Matt.
- This is lost by the timeskip, as she no longer needs his protection.
- Spared by the Adaptation: She died at the end of Sonic X, but is alive and kicking in this webcomic.
- Technical Pacifist: She doesn't fight much, but when Matt gets kidnapped instead...
The King Of Dragons, Altairen Draconis the Destroyer, HE Who Walks the RiftMatt's older brother and an avid inventor. He's had his own adventures on Orbis, a land populated with dragons and other mystical creatures.
- Aloof Big Brother: He's more in touch with his brother than most examples, though.
- Badass Driver: Ben has tendencies to pull out all the stops from time to time.
- Deadpan Snarker
- Draconnic Humanoid: Able to transform into a particular such form, and it is revealed his true identity is one as well albeit a slight case of One-Winged Angel.
- Earn Your Title
- The Gunslinger: Prefers guns when combat rears its head, as his other powers are kept concealed and are only in case of total emergency.
- Hero of Another Story: He went out and had adventures in Orbis before Matt became Cosmo's guardian angel.
- Official Couple: Ben and Synder.
- Professor Guinea Pig: Will be averted every time an invention does come up.
- Shout-Out: Many of the guns he owns are from Borderlands.
- The Smart Guy
- Too Cool to Live: Averted; despite being much more awesome than Matt, Ben never dies. His total roleplay death count, however, is 1. He got fried to a crisp by Mysto's Perun Eagle.
The Mother Of DragonsA dragon from Orbis and Ben's love interest. She acts as a surrogate mother, giving birth for couples who cannot. This leaves her rather bloated in almost all of her appearances, but she is far from harmless.
- Baby Factory: Played with. Half her character is about birth, but the other half is portrayed as much more normal than most of the other cast members.
- Instant Awesome, Just Add Dragons: Burninating the Collins just wouldn't be as cool if she wasn't a dragon.
- Team Mom: Her maternal instincts are not lost on the cast. Except maybe Collin. She really doesn't like him.
- Official Couple: Ben and Synder.
- Only Sane Man: Of Ben's group, though she does have her moments.
- Pregnant Badass: Pregnant half the time? Check. Nigh-unstoppable fire-breathing bringer of death? Check.
- Trademark Favorite Food: As a dragon, she eats lots of meat.Cosmo: That explains why the nearby burger joints have been so successful these past years.
- When All You Have Is a Hammer: In the roleplays, her strategy is claw and burn, or claw and burn harder.
The Woman Made of ScienceA genetically engineered girl with power over the nanomachines in her body found by Ben during his adventures.
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: She was absent for a long time, but is a major character in Kid Icarus Downfalling.
- Genius Ditz
- Genki Girl
- Glacier Waif: In Kid Icarus Downfalling, she is given the heavier weapons, like clubs and cannons.
- Healing Hands: She can perform highly advanced surgery with her nanomachines.
- Prehensile Hair: Uses her hair as a weapon in similar ways to Eve.
The Bird Without Wings/Necromantic CatA foreign exchange student from Japan. She and her siblings were forced to flee their home when Tora accidentally revealed them as werebeasts. Tori herself changes into a nekomata during the full moon.
- Acrofatic: Post time-skip. Her overblown weight doesn't seem to keep her from moving and jumping around at all.
- Artistic License – Animal Care: Averted. She is lactose intolerant even when she isn't a cat. However, it's played straight in that she can still eat chocolate.
- Big Beautiful Woman: Downplayed and Exaggerated. Despite serious weight gain after the timeskip, Matt still finds her attractive. But some of the other cast members fear for her health. The exaggeration comes in the fact that post-timeskip Matt can barely lift her!
- Cat Girl: Has elements of this when about to transform.
- Hybrid Monster: Though the same could be said about all of her related family (except Boar), Tori has both elements of the Bakeneko (raising the dead) and Nekomata (having two tails) Youkai.
- Involuntary Shapeshifter: Unlike her older siblings, Tori has no control over when she transforms, and very little control over what she does while transformed. At least before the time skip.
- Katanas Are Just Better: Unlike her brother, she does use a katana as an adult.
- Meaningful Name: Averted. "Tori" means "bird", but she's a were-nekomata.
- Necromancy: An ability she gains when she fully transforms.
- Pun: As an adult, she is a fat cat.
- Ronin: Her fighting style is based on overblown anime renditions of dishonorable ones. This is in direct contrast to Boar's honorable samurai schtick.
- Silk Hiding Steel: She is rather meek and humble as an adult. But push her too far, and...
- Took a Level in Badass: She goes from being completely incapable of fighting without help to a Lightning Bruiser that can raise skeletal minions.
- Weaksauce Weakness: Catnip when she transforms fully, and silver at all times. This has cost her lots of change.
The Youkai YakuzaTori's older brother and a businessman in the field of electronics. He works hard for his younger sister, but barely cares for Tora.
- Big Brother Instinct: Acts very much like an Overprotective Dad towards Tori, though he's actually her big brother. It's so extreme that at one point in the roleplays, Artemis half-jokingly accuses him of having a romantic desire for her, to which he angrily roars "I WOULD DO NO SUCH THING!!!"
- Every Japanese Sword Is a Katana: Averted. He uses a Tsurugi.
- Meaningful Name: One of the few werebeasts to actually be named after what he transforms into.
- My Sister Is Off-Limits!: He does not approve of Matt and Tori's relationship.
- Samurai: His way of fighting, at least, when he isn't turning into a giant pig man.
- Voluntary Shapeshifter: Fully in control of his werebeast transformation.
- Weaksauce Weakness: Silver.
- Yakuza: He used to be the head of a surprisingly nice one.
The Iron LiverThe middle child of the werebeast family. As she turns into an oni, her desire for alcohol leads to a plethora of misfortune and was the reason why she and her siblings left Japan.
- Berserk Button: Does not approve of Rebecca's plan. All because it made Collin turn to alcoholism using HER beer.
- The Big Guy: The tallest cast member, and is only outdone in raw strength by Synder.
- Hard-Drinking Party Girl
- Meaningful Name: Like Tori, averted. Her name means "tiger", but she turns into an Oni.
- Shipper on Deck: Supports Matt and Tori's relationship, which is another reason why Boar doesn't like her.
- The Unfavorite: Between her and Tori, Boar definitely prefers Tori. This is partially because Boar is the breadwinner of the group and Tora has no excuse for relying on him. And drinking as much as she does. And constantly crashing his car. And shipping Tori with a deadbeat. Though Boar actually still cares about her. He just refuses to show it.
- Voluntary Shapeshifter: Tora's degree of control over her transformations is between Boar's and Tori's. She's much more in control than Tori, but is implied to be at least somewhat dependent on her pendant for that control.
- Weaksauce Weakness: Silver.
- Wrestler in All of Us: Becomes a professional wrestler for a mixed fighting style organization after the timeskip.
- Youkai: As a were-Oni, she typically drinks a lot and wields a kanabō when something pisses her off.
The Endless Stupidity/Undeterred foolAn incredibly mentally challenged jerk. He is perverse and a fan of outlandish violence and refuses to believe anything he doesn't like. Especially annoying to Matt because despite Collin's claim that they're friends, Matt hates him because his stupidity is what got him killed. Later, he realizes the problems his actions have caused and betters himself during his own adventure.
- Abhorrent Admirer: He is this to all women he deems attractive. He also has one in "Chase's" demon counterpart, "Lucy".
- All Men Are Perverts: He thinks so, but he is the only male to act perverted.
- Blessed with Suck: His aura is so chaste that it drives off cubi and makes anyone nearby lose their lustful drive. It also means every girl in the world refuses his advances, though that might actually be a good thing for everyone else.
- The Chosen One: Turns out he was one of seven children destined to help stop some renegade demons from causing chaos all over the world. Who knew?
- The Ditz
- Dumbass No More: Post-time skip.
- Irony: Is the most perverted member of the cast. So naturally a spirit of pure chastity lives inside his soul.
Collin: *While Ivy is falling to her death and he has the chance to save her* Guh... I can't do it... I just can't...
- After the timeskip, his Casanova Wannabe traits are replaced with a crippling case of gynophobia. However, it is less funny when it results in him doing nothing to help women.
- Hero of Another Story: During the timeskip, he is tasked with stopping some demons causing chaos.
- Moral Myopia: Pre-timeskip Collin is stated to literally not understand people having their own opinions.
- The Load: A trait he loses once he starts thinking about things between the time skip.
- Take That: His pre-timeskip personality was a take that to an annoying classmate the cartoonist hated.
- Too Dumb to Live: His entire pre-timeskip character in a nutshell.
- Took a Level in Badass: Gains the ability to pass through solids and walk on non-solids once "Chase" wakes up.
- Weaksauce Weakness: EVERYTHING pre-timeskip. Post-timeskip changes this to just women, with a few exceptions, which the mere sight of causes him to panic.
The Childless MotherA drider who lost her children, but one in particular stands out. After the rest were crushed, Entegra became overly protective of her last daughter, Devin. Unfortunately, Dark Matt kills Devin. This drives Entegra over the edge and causes her to go on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge to take Devin back.
- Bizarre Alien Biology: Her breasts became larger after laying eggs, but they serve no purpose. Her skeleton apparently goes from endo to exo partway through her body. Has eight eyes, two of which are human-like. A human mouth with two spider feeler things, and can spit webbing out of it. Matt at one point decides that her spider abdomen contains all the silk she makes because it makes about as much sense as the rest of her.
- Black Widow: Literally, she's a black widow drider.
- Killed Off for Real: Dies before the start of the timeskip. It's implied that she died of old age.
- Mama Bear: The only times she ever behaves nice is when Devin is with her and she knows Devin's safe. And nobody is doing anything to set her off.
- Non-Mammal Mammaries: She has large breasts, but they don't seem to have a purpose. Though she does claim they ruin her figure.
- She also claims that drider breasts only develop after giving birth... and also that driders can only produce one brood before becoming infertile. And also that the breasts are not used for feeding the young. This baffles Luigifan, who, being a biologist, is left to wonder why such a trait would evolve in the first place.
- Punny Name: Her name can be played with to make "negra (black) widow".
- Rule of Funny: She's Welsh. Why? Because Welsh sounds funnier than other English speaking countries.
- Stock British Phrases: "Bloody hell" and "Wanker" are common phrases she uses.
- Spider People: A fact that terrorizes Matt a lot.
- Super Strength: Despite her tiny size, she is effortlessly capable of flinging the normal-sized characters around, and especially Collin.
- In the roleplays, it's noted that she may be even stronger than Knuckles the Echidna. So it's no wonder that in battles between Entegra and her archenemy, Wrapsodi Skuttla (who is just barely slower than Sonic the Hedgehog), Entegra is victorious 19 times out of 20.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Matt.
- Your Size May Vary: Canonically, she's six inches tall. However, she suddenly changes to six feet to fit in with the others during the roleplays.
The Sad Puppeteer of Fools/Puppeteer of UnknownEntegra's youngest child. Unfortunately, she was killed and taken by Dark Matt purely to spite her mother. Though Artemis takes good care of her, she deeply misses her mother.
- Adorably Precocious Child
- Angst? What Angst?: Is rarely seen crying about being a kidnap victim, instead usually crying about getting hurt or getting lost.
- Cloning Blues: She's actually a clone of Entegra, made by Dark Matt and Artemis to manipulate Entegra into hating them.
- Damsel in Distress: Though unlike Cosmo, Dark Matt keeps a pretty good grip on Devin.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter
- Ship Sinking: Devin is entirely uninterested in Luigifan18's Lucas. Pommyman had to retcon a conversation between Matthew Prower and Eric because Devin couldn't have married Lucas because she was either homeless at the time or the Head Maid, which speaks for itself.
- Later notes have, however, noted that she does have interest in him as an adult. Maybe.
- Spider People: Heavily masked by a curse, however. This doesn't stop people from knowing she's a spider, which was simply Hand Waved as her having a "Spidery aura".
- Third-Person Person: Devin no know what Troper mean by this "I" thing Troper talk of.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: Gradually takes more and more levels in Jerkass as the comic (and roleplays) continue. After the time skip, she's even more of an asshole than her mother was.
- You No Take Candle: Artemis couldn't be bothered to teach her English.
Marion & Marian
The Marionette GeminiA pair of puppet-like familiars owned by Devin. They are exceptionally loyal to her and all of their previous masters.
- Engrish: Marian Lv2 either is speaking by way of nonsense, or in a most posh and eloquent manner. Justified in that she uses such odd speech patterns to make Devin laugh.
- Evolving Weapon: They grow in power and change in appearance the stronger their summoner is. They have gone through three appearances, starting as jesters, changing to a Knight in Shining Armor and a Cute Witch who spouts memes, and then changing again to a gold-plated hero and an elegant sorceress.
- Guys Smash, Girls Shoot: Marion is male and acts as a warrior, whereas the female Marian uses magic.
- Non-Ironic Clown: Their first level of summoning has them dressed up as jesters.
- Punny Name: In Spanish, "-a" is used for effeminate objects and "-o" is used for masculine objects. Guess which is male and which is female.
- Weaksauce Weakness: Being made of wood, they are very weak to fire.
The Criminal of Worthless Crimes/Blood Writing Demon LordThe cast-off darkness from Matthew's life formed into what is called a Shadow, a kind of subclass to sinners. He was entrusted to Artemis, who was supposed to punish him for the actions the original Matthew made, but due to her own madness, Artemis quickly turned Dark Matt into her boyfriend. He has since acquired his own identity and acts out malicious intents on a whim. He has no rhyme or reason for why he targets Cosmo; he does it because he can.
- Creepy Good: Once he becomes a demon lord. He goes about his work — namely, rewarding good deeds and punishing bad deeds — in a gleeful and remorseless manner. He's a "good" guy.
- Enemy Without: He is literally the worst parts of Matthew, having little empathy or self-control. Well, he tries to act like he doesn't.
- Evil Is Burning Hot: To the point that he is outright immune to fire.
- Fake Ultimate Mook: He's a bit of a threat, but once his true nature is revealed, he is completely helpless.
- Henpecked Husband: He is clearly not the one wearing the pants in his relationship.
- Love Martyr: He's loved back, but when the girlfriend is a Horny Devil, this tends to not end well.
- Noble Demon: Literally becomes demon nobility after marrying Artemis. By all accounts zigzagged, though. He tries to be taken seriously, but he sparingly does actual evil at first, but then he tries to kill Cosmo, but does a Face-Heel Turn soon after.
- Official Couple: Artemis and "Dark" Matthew Astarte.
- The Power of Hate: It's his life force pre-timeskip.
- Reality Warper: After the timeskip, he loses the power of mimicry in exchange for this. More precisely, he becomes the embodiment of Laser-Guided Karma. More precisely still (and metaphorically speaking), the laser-guidance system.
- Weaksauce Weakness: Like Matt, he can't stand head injuries, but he has some unique ones, such as holy weapons. His fear of blood is far greater than Matt's, to the point that a bloody cut results in him cowering in fear.
- Wild Card: He's referred to as this by Legault in the roleplays. This does not describe his allegiance (though he's often a Wild Card in that regard as well), but rather how dangerous he is.
The Princess of the Dead House/Endless Shadow Armed Demon LadyA demon noble who is in charge of punishing Dark Matt. This would have been a good idea had events 400 years ago not made her a little mad. In the end, she claims Dark Matt as her boyfriend and starts planning how to keep him for herself.
- Abhorrent Admirer: Becomes this to Altair when he finds out she's a demon. When she finally gets past him, though, he gets everything he thought she was.
- Absurdly Youthful Mother: By demon standards, she is only 18 when she gives birth to Priscilla.
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: She's actually the size of a small building.
- Dark Is Not Evil: She uses shadows to grab and attack enemies only after becoming a good guy.
- Horny Devil: Naturally, though she prefers to eat with her hands.
- Horrible Judge of Character: Sees nothing wrong with taking her kids to a haunted pizzeria. Of course, given that she's a powerful demon...
- Humanoid Abomination: Her true form is a vaguely human-shaped mockery of an hourglass figure. How so? There is nothing but her spine between her breasts and thighs.
- I Want Grandkids: Sees no issue in Dream's advances towards Damien so long as it generates heirs. (This squicks both Damien and Dream out to no end.)
- Last Guy Wins: Dark Matt is her most recent boyfriend, and the one she marries. The last one was Altair.
- Love Freak: The more love there is in the world, the better she eats.
- Mother of a Thousand Young: Plans to do so to increase the number of Astartes after it was dwindled down to just her. Dark Matt is horrified.
- Official Couple: Artemis and "Dark" Matthew Astarte.
- Petite Pride: She could use Buxom Is Better if she wanted to, but she's almost always flat-chested.
- Really 700 Years Old: She's over 1700, but has the body of a teenager. She has an adult's appearance after the time skip, but she's about 1800 by then.
- Rule of Three: Dislikes include Collin, Collin's soul, and Collin's possessions.
- Size Shifter: She can change both her overall size and parts of her body at will.
- You Gotta Have Pink Hair: As pink as Amy Rose. It was even like that before hairspray!
A shadow of Ben. Mysteriously, he shows little to no bad will; in fact, he is single-mindedly devoted to creating things that can help the world.
The Angel of ObsessionAn archangel who lived during the Renaissance era. He does not approve much unless it benefits the church. This includes a strong dislike of Matt and Galaxina, viewing one as a "fake angel" and the other as a witch. Despite his yelling, he doesn't do much. Onscreen, at least. Offscreen, he is secretly absorbing the souls of those who have finally been cleansed by hell so he can destroy it once and for all. Reason? Artemis fell in love with him.
- Cain and Abel: He's the Cain.
- Celestial Paragons and Archangels: Only a position such as this could satisfy his ego.
- Defector from Decadence: Thinks of himself as such, but he is far more violent than he claims.
- Good Is Not Nice: Is really mean to those that don't support God. Whenever he tries to spread his religion, he does so by force. As it turns out, he's not a good person at all.
- Light Is Not Good: The arguable villain of the pre-time skip. Dark Matt just doesn't want to die, but Altair? He will not stop until hell is nothing more than nothing simply because Artemis fell in love with him.
- He still tries after the time skip, but he has been stripped of his power and his youth and therefore can't do much of anything. At least, until he gets re-empowered as part of a divine Xanatos Gambit to discredit violence in the name of religion once and for all.
- Take That: Devout Christian, hates homosexuals, thinks God is on his side, incredibly forceful... If only he started protesting things...
- Tautological Templar: He is just because he is an angel. He is an angel because he is just. His plan to destroy Hell continues even after he is told it would create an imbalance in the afterlife, because if he thinks it won't ruin anything, then it won't.
- Story-Breaker Power: While you'd think Matt's ability to become anyone would be broken, in practice, its many drawbacks keep it in check. Altair's real powers, however, are completely broken. With every purified shadow he kills, he gains their strength and skills while simultaneously erasing them from history so no one even knows he murdered a person.
The OverlordThe devil, though not the first one. He is incredibly powerful, but incredibly restricted in his cosmic role. All in all, he's not so bad.
- Authority Equals Asskicking
- Bishōnen: Is described as having an appearance similar to Seraph Lamington.
- Cain and Abel: The Abel. Altair even stole his wings!
- Cry for the Devil: He never wanted to be the devil, but without his stolen wings and the hatred for his brother, he's stuck in that position.
- Satan Is Good: Well, he certainly helped Hell's economic problems.
- The Power of Hate: It's what keeps him at the top rung in Hell.
A fat bearded cartoonist who draws the comic.
- Author Avatar: Took this from Matt when he decided to make him more dynamic.
- Cosplay: Appears in the Fire Emblem Awakening comics as the tactician.
- Epic Fail: Prone to making ludicrous errors in roleplays, up to, and including, mixing up his own characters. Or Luigifan's. Either way, confusion and Hilarity Ensues.
- In comics, his actions as the My Unit usually result in this.
- Self-Deprecation: If he's in a comic, he's either ranting about something, making fun of himself, or having something bad happen to him.
Characters introduced after the time skip
The Adventuring FlowerThe daughter of Tails/Ray note and Cosmo. Adventurous and outgoing, she takes the second in command position of the child cast.
- Big Sister Instinct: She does not take Torch calling Sky a baby well.
- Calling Your Attacks: Psycho Blaze, Psycho Mirror, etc.
- Fashionable Asymmetry: She has only one pigtail and flower thing on the side of her head.
- Gender Equals Breed: She's a Seedrian like her mother.
- Generation Xerox: Like her mother, she is protected by Matt and has to deal with an antagonist who wildly fluctuates all over the Sliding Scale of Villain Threat/Effectiveness (but is usually ineffective).
- Little Miss Badass: Especially in roleplays, where she can and will use a weapon if she can get a hold of it.
- The Lancer
- Little Miss Snarker
Kellam "Sky" Prower
The Cowering GlacierIvy's younger brother. He is shy and timid, so he tends to avoid conflicts when they arise.
- Gender Equals Breed: He's a fox in the comics and a flying squirrel in the roleplays.
- Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal: Only wearing a sweater, but it's far more than most male Mobians wear.
- Lovable Coward: He's not very brave, but he's not a bad person.
- Punny Name: There's a bit missing, but his name is supposed to be Kilometers per hour.
- The pun is completely lost in the roleplays, where he's Ray's son instead of Tails's.
- Super-Strong Child: He manages to lift Tora's kanabō. While flying. He later manages to break through a magically-warded wall that had been thought impossible to bypass through any means short of lifting the ward. Now, if only he wasn't such a coward...
- You Gotta Have Green Fur
The Leader of the NewThe daughter of Ben and Synder. The most level-headed of the child characters, a fact that almost always makes her the leader whenever they form a group.
- Healing Hands: Healing magic is just one part of her highly diverse skillset.
- Instant Awesome, Just Add Dragons: Takes after her mother, it seems.
- Jack of All Stats: Her bio claims that she's this.
- Only Sane Man: Of the children and occasionally with the adults as well.
- Team Mom: When the mothers themselves aren't present.
The Violent WillowThe eldest daughter of Matt and Tori. She is incredibly aloof towards other characters, but still cares about her younger siblings Inu and Uma. Like her mother, she has the ability to transform into an animal.
- A-Cup Angst: Seems to be just a tad obsessed with getting bigger breasts.
- Big Eater
- The Big Guy: Strong and brutish, but she does have a soft side.
- Blessed with Suck: Saru is none too impressed with what she's capable of, and is jealous of Ne in particular.
- Chivalrous Pervert: She's really into boys, but hurt one that she's interested in and you'll find yourself poisoned and lying on the floor.
- Dinner Deformation: To be expected, as she's a snake person.
- Meaningful Name / Running Gag: Averted. Saru means "monkey", not "snake".
- One of the Boys
- Snake People: She turns into a half-snake person, though like Boar, she can do so at will.
- Strong Family Resemblance: Her hair looks a lot like her father's, even though she doesn't try to do so.
- Weaksauce Weakness: Silver.
The Never Bored PranksterThe second-oldest child of Matt and Tori. A massive prankster who pranks any and all he can find using the power of mimicry he inherited from his father.
- All Your Powers Combined
- Fragile Speedster: Physically weaker than his father, but makes up for it by being faster and far more annoying, meaning every hit on him that isn't actually a trick is pretty painful. However, he's noted to have more stamina in terms of maintaining mimicry.
- Irritation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery: Shares his father's hairstyle, but he actively tries to make it look like such.
- Meaningful Name: Unlike his siblings, "rat" is a pretty valid name, as he is indeed "a sneaky little rat".
- Oblivious to Love: Doesn't seem to fully understand Miriam's interest in him. In fact, he continuously forgets who she even is! He's actually trying to forget some trauma associated with her.
- The Prankster: With great power, comes great potential for pranks.
- Weaksauce Weakness: He inherited his mother's weakness to silver, despite being a mimic rather than a werebeast.
Inu and Uma Mokaray
The Twins of ScienceThe youngest children of Matt and Tori. They are devout intellectuals who read almost as much as possible, and are prone to throwing a fit if someone won't tell them how something works. They too can transform into animals.
- Brainy Babies: They are very intelligent, even having started math at one year old.
- Deadpan Snarker: Their typical reaction to feeling like they're Surrounded by Idiots, which is all the time.
- Half-Identical Twins
- Harping on About Harpies
- Meaningful Name / Running Gag: Their names mean "Dog" and "Horse" respectively. They turn into harpies.
- Sibling Seniority Squabble: Averted. They were apparently born at the exact same time, according to Tori.
- Ship Sinking: In the roleplays, Matthew Prower believes Uma is his soulmate. Unfortunately, Uma isn't into romance, and especially not a Rescue Romance. Even Matthew's Character Development into a genuinely competent person doesn't improve her opinion of him all that much.
- Inu similarly rejects all advances towards him by Torch. Of course, she wasn't exactly helping very much when she started squeezing him. His overblown rejection of her causes Torch to reject him in turn, instead focusing her attention in Sky (and, to a lesser extent, Matthew... until she gets fed up with Sky's cowardice and officially becomes Matthew's girlfriend).
- The former ship is no longer sunk as of the distant-future roleplay at "Easter teeth", much to Matthew's surprise, making this a case of Anchored Ship instead. Only to sink again a short bit later when Uma reveals that she wants Matthew to marry her duplicate. Matthew, being decidedly not a Robosexual, can't accept this and hooks up with Torch instead.
- The Smart Two
- Squishy Wizard: They tend to have a variety of things they are good at — puzzle solving, building machines, etc. Fighting, however, is not something they're good at, as they have very poor physical strength and naturally have the defensive capabilities of toilet paper.
- Weaksauce Weakness: Silver.
- Yank the Dog's Chain: Uma finally returns Matthew's feelings! So he can marry her robot duplicate...
The Chocoholic/Full GluttonThe eldest son of Dark Matt and Artemis. Though his parents have long since stopped pretending to be villains, Damien wishes to follow in his parents' old footsteps... Or so he claims, because after his romp in the past, he gives up on evil like his parents.
- Absurdly Youthful Father: The roleplays end up turning him into this during the Ophelia parts of the roleplays. He's a mere 15 and a single parent (his wife is 6 years older than he is).
- All Men Are Perverts: If the roleplays are any indication, he really loves Dream. Presumably, he's equally fond of whoever his wife is in the comics.
- Big Eater: Gluttony demon. Three guesses what his favorite activity is.
- Black Hole Belly
- Comic Trio: Serves as The Leader or The Fool.
- Crossover Ship: Dream x Damien is canon in the roleplays. The comics are a different story.
- From the Mouths of Babes: Not surprising, given who his mother is. However, it's limited to sexy things, as Damien remains oblivious to actual sex.
- Glacier Waif: His standard mobility makes him much slower than everyone else, but his teeth are like axes.
- Heir Club for Men: Averted. His jerkish actions lead to Priscilla becoming the head of the house.
- I'm a Humanitarian: Averted. See Weaksauce Weakness.
- He also has issues with it outside his dietary habits, mostly the chance that a person might break through his stomach lining, thereby killing him. Of course, if he assumes he's dreaming, like in the Mogeko Castle RP arc, it's fair game, since, as it's a dream, he is safe from the repercussions. Of course, learning it wasn't a dream has him vomit just as bad even WITHOUT anything to make him vomit.
- Logical Weakness / Informed Flaw: Eating heavy objects weighs him down, potentially to the point of immobility if he eats too much. Except he seems to have made that up so that Dream could have a turn at keeping him from getting hurt.
- Oblivious to Love: He's at least better than Ne, as he understands that he has feelings for Dream. He just doesn't quite understand them yet.
- As the roleplays go on, he becomes less oblivious, and, well...
- New Powers as the Plot Demands: Handwaved in the roleplays as him becoming stronger the more affection he feels towards and receives from Dream.
- Stepford Smiler: His 2031 bio reveals that he is completely aware that most of the other characters don't like him and that he chooses to simply ignore that to try and stay "friends" with them.
- This doesn't apply to Dream, though. She's considered his first real friend aside from Nessie.
- Sweet Tooth: Loves chocolate above all else.
- Weaksauce Weakness: Though he eats a lot and has a massive appetite, his stomach is very sensitive about undercooked meat, to the point that it's inedible for him.
The Demon of LightDamien's younger sister. The youngest out of all the time skip characters at an outstanding ONE year old. Being a pride demon, she has learned how to talk in an effort to draw attention to her.
- Brainy Baby: Downplayed in comparison to Inu and Uma, but she's still far more intelligent and competent than a one-year-old could be expected to be.
- The Chick: She doesn't do much to help the team she's in outside trying to keep spirits up. Justified in that she IS a baby.
- Comic Trio: Serves as The Leader or the Only Sane Man.
- Future Bad Ass: Becomes a sword-wielding Magic Knight once she grows up.
- Jack of All Stats: Her adult self is well-rounded, but she isn't spectacular in anything except being pretty.
- It's All About Me: Subverted. Her ego is huge, but she knows when to admit that she's bested.
- Light 'em Up: Able to manipulate visible light. As a baby, this only allows her to change her hair color. As an adult, she can create illusions, generate blinding flashes, and even use light to blast enemies. The incredible power she has as an adult is foreshadowed in the "Freddie Fun Fest" roleplay when she mops the floor with a shadow-empowered Purple Man.
- Light Is Good: Subverted. Her power is literal light, and as such, is not actually holy.
- Ojou Ringlets: Sports some drill tips at the end of her hair.
- Pink Boy, Blue Girl: Subverted. Though one comic shows her trading a feminine toy for her brother's masculine one, she is also seen having effeminate items in her room.
- This Is Unforgivable!: Absolutely despises Blake for turning their father into a vegetable.
The Head Maid
The Puppeteer of Unknown/Outraged Drider In a maid OutfitThe head maid (only maid actually) of Dark Matt's manor. She's quick to anger and hates almost everything and everyone, though she never gives a reason.
- Berserk Button: Her real name. Devin Whidoe. Say it to her, and she will try to kill you. Say it to a large crowd, and she will try to kill herself.Maid: NEVER SAY MY NAME!! NEVER!!!
- Comic Trio: Unlike Damien, Priscilla, or Nessie, however, she is always the Only Sane Man.
- Covert Pervert: Has the dirtiest mind of the adult cast, though it shows very rarely.
- The Cynic
- Dark Action Girl: Of an Anti-Hero variety.
- Deadpan Snarker: She talks like this all the time.
- D-Cup Distress: One of the top things on her dislike list is "Her boobs". She is not above using them to distract others, though.
- Gag Boobs: They're not unrealistic, but she is the go-to character for boob jokes.
- Half the Woman She Used to Be: Lost her lower legs due to an "Incident". It involved a new GUN robot.
- Jerk Ass
- Kick Chick: For good reason, as she can indeed kill people with her kicks. Tails ends up learning this the hard way in the roleplays, after he makes the mistake of pressing her Berserk Button.]]
- Names to Run Away From Really Fast / Fun with Acronyms: Her alternate title, Outraged Drider In a maid Outfit, sounds funny at first, but the capital letters are a clue to just how much she hates everything.
- Ninja Maid: Has deadly kicks because her prosthetics were made a little too strong.
- Only in It for the Money: It's obvious she only works for Dark Matt because of how much she's paid. Particularly since he kinda sorta kidnapped her as a child.
- Pet the Dog: She seems to actually approve of Dream and Damien's relationship and sabatoges BILL's coding so he won't try to break them up.
- Spider People: Though with her lower half missing, she can pass herself off as a human.
The Mute SirenDamien's "pet" anglerfish mermaid. She used to be pretty tiny, but because Damien knows his stuff, he flushed her down the toilet to abuse the sewer radiation to get a giant unstoppable minion. She grew to about six feet.
- Alluring Anglerfish: As one would expect, she has a glowing lure stuck to the top of her head. She also has spots along her arms and other parts that light up, too.
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: Supposed to be this, but sewer radiation isn't what it used to be.
- Comic Trio: Serves as The Fool or the Only Sane Man.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Speech limitations or not, Nessie is a plain and simple ditz. But under the right circumstances, like say, piloting a Humongous Mecha...
- Fan Disservice: Anglerfish mermaid. That is not an attractive combo, or at least, it's supposed to be unattractive.
- Genius Ditz: Somehow proves to be a better mech pilot than both Matt and Tori.
- Power Armor: Her main craft.
- Sirens Are Mermaids: She speaks in short, sometimes broken English. This is because men (and simple-minded women, like Tora) near her are driven mad by her voice.
- Slapstick Knows No Gender: If she and Damien both do something stupid, they both get punished.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Tuna.
- Ugly Cute: Supposed to be this, but exactly how ugly she is is debatable. Word of God is that this is to highlight the Double Standard against ugly girls.
- The Wonka: She has a ditzy side, especially when around men susceptible to her voice. But she is actually much smarter than she looks, and in one roleplay, she piloted an Armored Core to a much better degree than Matt.
The Empty LoverA "Boyfriend Invented for Lonely Ladies", B.I.L.L. is a robot designed to be a boyfriend for women who can't get any. As such, he is programmed to be sweet, kind, and affectionate, without being lewd. The Astartes bought a B.I.L.L. for their maid as a gift... but she just finds him irritating.
- Barbie Doll Anatomy: His nether regions weren't built for anything more than having a human shape. The Maid surprisingly hates this.
- The Ditz: B.I.L.L. isn't very intelligent, and the values he was designed around are a bit... out-of-date.
- Dogged Nice Guy: Intentionally programmed to be one. They got the "nice" down-pat (rather eerily so), but made the "dogged" a bit too strong.
- Epic Fail: With the combined out-of-date standards and his rather brittle personality settings, very few BILLs have actually been sold and their product line has become a laughingstock.
- The Scrappy: In-universe example.
- Even Caroline, their product maker hates them. Kinda makes sense, since she wanted them to be caretakers instead of fake boyfriends, though.
- Squick: He doesn't like the fact that the Maid saved lewd images into his databanks.
- The Thing That Would Not Leave: B.I.L.L. is designed to be pretty single-minded in his affection, meaning he doesn't plan to leave the Maid's side anytime soon.
- The Woobie: In-universe. Members of his product line are thrown away when their owners get real boyfriends. This really hurts B.I.L.L., because the box says they're 100% recycleable.
Boar's son and inheritor of his fortune. Much like his father, he cares deeply about his pride and is unwilling to back down once pushed, and also rather hates Matt. He is capable of turning into an Eastern-Style dragon (think Shenron and that about sums it up) at will, but proves to be a far more skilled swordsman than one would expect.
- Badass: His intro practically plays him up as a stereotypical anime shonen hero come to save the day, and it outright pisses Ne off.
- Berserk Button: He hates fast food, particularly the greasy kind.
- Older Cousin Instinct: He has been noted to disapprove of Matthew and Miriam's affection for his cousins, but considers Torch to have good enough blood for Inu.
- Buxom Is Better: If his interactions with Momoko are to be believed, he prefers his girls busty, though he views Momoko as off-limits for multiple reasons.
- Dragons Up the Yin Yang
- Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: Less bad and more snobbish, but still, mother is high on his likes list.
- Heroic Bastard: Played with. His parents didn't marry until after his birth.
- Mixed Ancestry: Father is Japanese, Mother is African American. The result is an African Japanese, as he calls himself.
The Glutton of DesireDamien from a time even further into the future. A villain that is childish and goofy at some points yet cold and deadly at others, presumably because he went insane after losing his wife. He runs across the time stream taking women from all over time to add to his "friendship harem".
- Archnemesis Dad: Is this to Ophelia. She doesn't like the fact that he'd rather hang out with women than play with her like they used to.
- Big Eater: Inverted. Despite being a gluttony demon, he eats surprisingly little.
- Bishōnen: Messy hair and tacky suit aside, he's rather good looking. A bit of Fridge Brilliance considering his heritage?
- Brainwashed and Crazy: Damien was a pretty good guy until the emotional despair of losing his wife empowered his shadow.
- Buzzsaw Jaw: Literally, his teeth can move like a buzzsaw chain.
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: His "friendship harem" is literally a harem where all the women he's captured are all friends with him. Blake finds the idea of having sex with them disgusting.
- Future Me Scares Me: He does not shy away from targeting Damien with his antics.
- Horrible Judge of Character: The only other known person to like Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Just like his mother.
- I'm a Humanitarian: Subverted. Unlike Damien, he could eat people if he wanted to, but that's gross. Biting, however, isn't out of the ordinary (though Damien bites if he needs to, he doesn't enjoy it).
- Master Poisoner: Willfully poisoned his father into an unending coma just to try and become the head of his family.
- Psychopathic Man Child: If you are an adult and your idea of a harem consists of pillow fights and video games, you are a man child.
- Troll: Constantly belittles and taunts others.
- Sweet Tooth: One of the many traits he kept from his childhood.
The Lost PirateBlake's daughter. She is incredibly imaginative and playful, but ultimately she secretly blames herself for not helping her father stay sane.
- Big Eater: Inherited from her father, though she drinks more orange juice than she eats food.
- Black Hole Belly
- Early-Bird Cameo: Appears on a time card two days before her first real appearance.
- Happily Adopted: Is pretty happy living with her Aunt, but really wants her father back.
- I'm a Humanitarian: Once again, Averted.
- Instant Plunder, Just Add Pirates: She constantly pretends to be a swashbuckling pirate. Despite her skills, the fact that she's a demon pirate with animal features makes some find her silly.
- Little Bit Beastly: According to her father, she has fox ears and a tail.
- Missing Mom: Her mother was sent away because Luke ruled that a woman as pure as her could not be allowed to stay in Hell.
- Dream, her mother in the roleplays, does try to visit her whenever she can. However, even when she's not headed off by Luke before even arriving, Ophelia doesn't seem to recognize the familial relationship. At least, not until Bezel points it out to her.
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: Part human, part demon, part Mobian, part pirate. 100% no idea what's going on in the world.
- Shrug of God: Her comic mother is never revealed, but implied to be a Mobian. In the roleplays, however, her mother is Dream.
- Trademark Favorite Drink: Orange Juice.
- Weapon Jr..: Averted. Priscilla gave her a real sword and is naturally called out for giving a little child a deadly weapon.
The 13th BeastDamien's boss (from 2050 or so) and Demon Lord of Wrath. Constantly scheming to accomplish any goal she deems worth fighting for, with her current one being to unite the demon lord bloodlines into the perfect demon, starting with the Astartes.
- Abhorrent Admirer: Is this to Adult!Damien. As Blake, he still doesn't like her.
- Cool Big Sis: To Luka, though in a very grumpy fashion.
- Gratuitous German: Her last name is a combination of the German words for War and Conquest.
- Girl with Psycho Weapon: Loves axes above all else.
- Gone Horribly Right: Her father wanted a successor full of wrath. He got one who was very angry at him.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Priscilla claims she is surprisingly good with children. This is also half the reason she's really after Adult!Damien, as she wants Ophelia to grow up with a mother and father.
- The Last of These Is Not Like the Others: Her abilities are all violence related... With the exception of a Phd in psychology.
- May-December Romance: Immortality and all that results in a strange case with her and Damien, as despite both being roughly the same physical age, Damien is at least a thousand years younger than her.
- Musical Spoiler: Isn't it strange that the character who wants to marry gets the song comparing love to being hanged?
- Not So Stoic: As a wrath demon, it's not uncommon for her to go from calm and collected to fuming. Though there are two notable instances in the "Easter Teeth" roleplay.
- When Dream appears at Priscilla's house when she's not supposed to be.
- When Luke begins heading towards their location in order to get rid of Dream right after Eloria has finally accepted her.
- Punch Clock Villain: Beats up sinners and orders around punishers to pay the bills.
- Self-Made Orphan: See Gone Horribly Right.
- Voluntary Shapeshifter: Her power is the ability to turn into feral animals. And then there's her true form.
- Walking Armory: Her outfit is composed almost entirely out of hidden weapons.
- Wendigo: Her true form is at least visually based on them.
- What Have I Done: Paralyzing her brother in a duel after she was blinded by rage resulted in this.
The Fantasy PilotBlake's Maid who replaced the Head Maid. She is a huge Fangirl of the Final Fantasy series, but especially Garland. This is to the point that she specifically made almost all of her Mech suits modeled after him.
- Berserk Button: Don't track mud on the floor. Don't bleed on it either.
- Deadpan Snarker
- Fangirl: Absolutely loves Final Fantasy. She even collects the spin-offs.
- Hero with an F in Good: It's hard trying to tip off the heroes without blowing your cover. Justified in that she doesn't like either side very much.
- Logical Weakness: EMP.
- Never Mess with Granny: She's old by human standards, but by driders? She's ancient! This does nothing to stop her from kicking your ass.
- Robot Maid: Functions like this, but there's a drider in there.
- The Starscream: Has no desire to follow Blake, but she's incredibly inept at helping the heroes with hints. At the very least, Blake is convinced she's on his side.
Alen and Elan
The Literal Box FishTwo otaku sharkmen brothers with a love of boxing. They serve both as Blake's lackies and a replacement for Nessie.
- Bash Brothers
- Butt Monkey: Mildred continually abuses them for the lulz.
- The Ditz: They're both kind of a moron.
- Epic Fail: How Elan came to be. Pommyman accidentally wrote Alen as ELAN during one roleplay.
- Honor Before Reason: They strictly adhere to the rules of boxing in a fight. This includes giving their opponent a pair of boxing gloves (which means that they don't risk cutting their hands on their razor-sharp skin) and refusing to use their jaws in combat.
- Otaku: Why does Alen follow Blake? So he can get stand powers, duh.
- Elan, on the other hand, wants "kawaii" things.
- Our Mermaids Are Different: Much more human-like than Nessie. The major differences being that they don't lose their legs in the water nor lose their fins on the land.
The WoundCollin's wife-to-be, but never showed up at the altar. Collin places her on a pedestal, but it's apparent that she struck something hard in his heart.
- Demonic Possession: Gets possessed by Snake-Jaw in the roleplays.
- Face-Heel Turn: Suddenly goes from being nice to hating Collin with every once of her being. She's being impersonated.
- Lady Not-Appearing-in-This-Game: Played with into a plot device. She only appears in a flashback, but her absence was a key part of breaking Collin.
- Stuffed In The Fridge: Originally, she was going to have been straight-up killed, but the author decided against it, as this made the new side villain too dark, allowed for Snake-Jaw to potentially return in the roleplays, allowed better characterization for her attacker, and the fact that it seemed unreasonable for Collin to be unable to notice a murder happening in front of his house.
- Ridiculously Average Girl: Incredibly generic. Either way, the impact her disappearance has is much greater than you'd think.
- Runaway Bride: Collin lasted a long time at the altar, but she bailed on their marriage entirely. It was not voluntary.
- Woman Scorned: Apparently despises Collin for completely unknown reasons.
The Warring FemaleA "friend" of the head Maid, though it isn't just her who finds her annoying, what with being a Straw Feminist who refuses to shut up about the good she's doing. She's much more dangerous than she lets on.
- Ascended Fanon: Originally just a plain human with some combat skills, however, due to Luigifan finding it more interesting if she had Pokémon on her team, she now has Pokémon, including the fan-made Magihexy.
- Blue and Orange Morality: Seemingly acts on this. Very well might considering the means to her end.
- Does Not Like Men: Odd in that for all her misandry, her best friend is a Straw Misogynist.
- Moral Event Horizon: In the roleplays, where it's revealed that she purposefully malnourished Alison so that Snake-Jaw could possess her without a fight.
- Not So Different: To Leon.
- Straw Feminist: Her character concept. A deconstruction to be exact, as her insane and unreasonable demands not only hurt her cause, but she personally tries to force other feminists into believing her beliefs are the correct beliefs, despite blindly heading into an oppressive and unhealthy lifestyle.
- With Friends Like These...
- Well-Intentioned Extremist
The Warring MaleThe Maid's other "friend". A sophisticated-looking man with... questionable sanity. Though he acts like a nice guy, he is just as bad, if not worse, than Collin pre-timeskip when it comes to women.
- Anvilicious: Patriarchies suck.
- Evil Patriarch: He dreams of a world where women are subservient to men and revere them. Naturally, everyone finds this idea terrible.
- He-Man Woman Hater: Though he does genuinely believe the Maid and Rebecca are his friends. Somehow.
- Insane Troll Logic: Uses this to explain why women are inferior to men.
- Not So Different: To Rebecca.
- Take That: While Rebecca is considered wrong about feminism, it's made clear that it's because she's going about it wrong. Leon, on the other hand, is mocked in various ways, ranging from his incredibly low intelligence rating, the fact that he's only the head of the patriarchy because he wished for it when he found a genie, the fact that he's the ONLY member of the patriarchy, and that Dark Matt outright calls his goals backwards and pointless.
- Too Dumb to Live: And yet he thrives.
Fight-less FighterThe third "friend" of the Maid and most sane of them. Yes. The giant tarantula woman is more sane than the previous two characters.
- Butt Monkey: Gets utterly no respect, especially from Rebecca.
- No True Scotsman: Like Rebecca, she is a feminist. However, she takes a methodical approach to her beliefs and tries to get all the facts from a given situation. Needless to say, Rebecca hates her opinions and facts.
- Omnidisciplinary Scientist
- "Slapstick" knows No Gender: Frequently the butt of physical "humor" courtesy of a scalding hot coffee to the face.
- Spider People: What could possibly be worse than a black widow spider person? A tarantula spider person.