Characters / A Very Potter Musical

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    In General 
  • Improbable Age: In the first show, the cast are in their second year at Hogwarts, and yet they're all played by college students. First-year students are called "freshmen", they curse like sailors, and they're all quite preoccupied with romantic and sexual feelings for each other. Only midway through Act Two is it mentioned that, yes, they actually are only 12 years old. Turned up a notch in Sequel, when they're 11 and things get even raunchier.
  • Not Even Bothering with the Accent: Very few of the actors bother to sound British unless they're invoking Evil Brit. Then again, the trilogy goes back and forth about whether it's even set in Britain. Aversions are noted in individual character sheets.

Hogwarts Students

    Harry 

Harry Potter

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I'm Harry freakin' Potter and I'm the man!

Appears in: Musical, Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Darren Criss, Sango Tajima (past Harry), Clark Baxtresser (Senior Year soundtrack album)

"No way? You listen to me now: for eleven years, I was a Muggle douchebag living under some stairs. This year, I found out I'm a wizard, and I'm famous. I can fly and turn invisible, and I just traveled the fuck back in time! So fuck you, Draco, how's that for a happy thought? So there is absolutely no way... that there is no way. You hear me?"

Much like his canon counterpart, Harry Potter is "the boy who lived", an orphan made famous by being the only wizard to ever survive Voldemort's killing curse. However in this universe he embraces his fame and sees himself as the coolest kid in school who can charm anyone with his guitar. He's a bit too full of himself, as it turns out, but as the show goes on, he begins to grow as a person and get ready to face his fate as he battles Voldemort.

  • Aesop Amnesia: He's back to being an arrogant jerk at the beginning of each year.
  • Big Man on Campus: Or so he thinks. By his second year at Hogwarts, he's really just another student.
  • Character Development: Once Voldemort returns, it hits him just how in over his head he's been.
  • Dying Declaration of Love: "I love you all. Except you, Draco, I can't fucking stand you. Goodbye."
  • Expository Hairstyle Change: His hair is much shorter in Senior Year than in the previous shows. The significance there is fairly meta, as in every musical he simply has Darren's real hair, and the show contains some Reality Subtext about Darren leaving his Team Starkid days behind.
  • Famed In-Story: As in canon, he's a legend in the Wizarding World, as detailed in the song "Harry Freakin' Potter".
  • Funny Afro: Past!Harry.
  • Genre Blind: He gets better, but at the beginning, oh boy...
    Harry: I'm not afraid of you! You're a teacher, you can't hurt me! Do your worst!
  • The Hero: And boy, does he know it.
  • Heroic B.S.O.D.: At the Darkest Hour of Musical and Sequel, and for most of Senior Year, in which he travels to Godric's Hollow in an attempt to find himself.
  • I Just Want to Be Normal: Subverted. He's Harry freakin' Potter and he loves it.
  • In-Series Nickname: Lots of folks call him "HP".
  • Informed Attribute: The Scarf of Sexual Preference sorts him as metrosexual. The only time he exhibits this is immediately afterward, when he criticizes the shoes that come with his Hogwarts uniform.
  • It's All About Me: On the subject of summoning a Patronus:
    Ron: I'm thinking about Harry!
    Harry: Oh, cool, I was thinking about me too.
  • Jerk Ass: Especially in Senior Year.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: On a good day pre-Character Development.
  • Kirk Summation: Gives a fairly book-faithful one to Voldemort in Musical, and another to Umbridge in Sequel telling her not to dwell on the past. Both speeches receive a Shut Up, Kirk! in response.
  • Oblivious to Love: Ginny's advances go right over his head as he lusts after Cho.
  • Only Sane Man: In Act 2 of Musical.
  • O.O.C. Is Serious Business: Ron (and, hilariously enough, the audience) react with shock when he says he doesn't want a Red Vine.
  • Out of Focus: He's slightly less prominent in the third musical. Very, very mild example, as he's still the main protagonist, but the narrative is also carried by several other characters and even Harry's portions of the story have other characters do the heavy lifting as far as dialogue and singing, since Darren didn't have the time to learn a lead role's worth of lines and songs.
  • Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: Unsuccessfully attempts a "screw the rules, I'm famous":
    Umbridge: Permission form to Hogsmeade?
    Harry: Ah, no, I'm Harry Potter.
  • Screw Yourself: Doesn't actually pull it off, but when he first sees his past self:
    Harry: Oh my God, who's that? I think I'm in love.
  • Self-Deprecation: In his more humble moments, he's prone to giving "The Reason You Suck" speeches to himself, first in the song "Hey Dragon", where he admits that he's not that special without his friends, and in Sequel as part of his You Are Better Than You Think You Are speech to Hermione.
    Harry: In the Muggle world, I'm just a... I'm something called a douchebag.
    Hermione: What?
    Harry: A douchebag, Herman. I play guitar when everybody just wants to hang out, I... I make weird covers of Disney songs, who does that? You see, Muggles hate that shit. To them, I'm just... I'm just a douchebag. I'm like, I don't know, I'm like... Jesse McCartney? I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm Jesse McCartney's douche!
  • Sir Swears-a-Lot: He's particularly foulmouthed in Senior Year.
  • That Makes Me Feel Angry: Takes a cheap shot at canon!Harry's exaggerated fury in such places as the fifth book or third film.
    Harry: I'M IN A RAGE! THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!
  • That Man Is Dead: In Senior Year, as he begins to lose his reputation and purpose, he claims he's not Harry Potter anymore. In a moment of anger, Ron agrees.
  • The World Is Just Awesome: When he's at his most earnest, he'll very sincerely gush about how special life in the Wizarding world is.
  • You Are Better Than You Think You Are: Gives Hermione a speech to this effect in Sequel.
    Harry: At Hogwarts, it's cool to be who you are. It's cool to be unique, and that's all right. So hey, maybe you're not very pretty, like Cho Chang. Or maybe you're not as fun, like Ron.
    Ron: Or cool, like Snape.
    Harry: But you know what? You are smart. Like Hermione. And I for one would love to have a friend who could do my Ancient Runes essay.
    Hermione: You mean it?
    Harry: Yep, 'cause it's due tomorrow.

    Ron 

Ron Weasley

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Appears in: Musical, Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Joey Richter, Brian Rosenthal (past Ron)

"You're Harry Potter! You're the coolest goddamn kid in the entire world! Everything's awesome for you, so you'd better get used to it!"

Harry's best friend, seemingly as lazy and big-headed as Harry, but beneath that headband there's a kind and caring hero who'll do anything to prove himself and do what's right.

  • Aesop Amnesia: Like Harry, he's a jerk at the beginning of Musical despite the events of Sequel. Unlike Harry, his (chronological) second round of character development is still with him at the beginning of Senior Year.
  • Batman Gambit: Pulls one against the Death Eaters that involves two fake pizza boxes.
  • Big Brother Bully: To Ginny in the first half. He gets better in the second act.
  • Big Eater: Almost never seen without a snack of some sort. Word of God says that this version of Ron is so poor that he tries to eat as much free food as he can while at Hogwarts.
  • Bi the Way: The Scarf of Sexual Preference sorts him as "Bi-curious", which he accepts with a cheery shrug.
  • The Big Guy: Can also be considered The Lancer. His "I Am" Song, "Sidekick", is about how he's content in this role, specifically about how it makes him The Heart.
  • Character Development: Goes through it at the same pace as Harry, though his is fueled by his relationship with Hermione rather than the big picture.
  • Felony Misdemeanor: He spirals into self-loathing, believing himself to be a cheating scumbag, after receiving a peck on the cheek from Lavender.
  • Iconic Item: His headband, so iconic that Joey Richter also wore it in Me and My Dick and Starship. Sequel reveals that he got it from Harry, who used to wear it to hide his scar.
  • Incoming Ham: Introduces himself at the beginning of each show with a big entrance and a "Did somebody say Ron?" His entrances also tend to include a Seinfeld-esque bass riff.
  • Jerkass: As admitted by him.
    Ron: I've been acting like a real jerkass lately...
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Regardless of where the two buds are at in their development, you can be sure that Ron is sweeter and cuter than Harry.
  • Mr. Exposition: He's the one who explains Harry's own origin story to him. In song form.
  • My Sister Is Off-Limits!: Subverted; he first yells at Harry and Ginny for kissing, then laughs it off and says he's cool with it. Double subverted in Senior Year, when Harry and Ginny break up and he's immensely relieved, saying he'd spent five years pretending to be okay with it. Triple subverted when he explains that the reason he didn't like the relationship was because Ginny was hanging around with them all the time.
  • Once an Episode: His first line in each show is "Did somebody say Ron?" (well, this isn't quite true of the first one, but the spirit is there).
  • Power-Up Food: When he finds himself in times of trouble, he always turns to Red Vines and on at least one occasion they wind up saving the day.
    • In the first show, he uses powdered donuts to replenish himself after destroying the second to last Horcrux.
  • Product Placement: Likes looking directly into the camera and shilling Red Vines, to say nothing of all the name-brand snacks he eats throughout the first show.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: Red Vines in Sequel. In the original, pretty much anything he can get his hands on.
  • Undying Loyalty
    Harry: Nobody wants me here! And I don't blame them. Who would care about a loser like me?
    Ron: Losers like us, that's who.
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: With Snape, of all people. They're just as likely to exchange a friendly greeting as they are to treat each other the way they do in canon.
  • What the Hell, Hero?: Played for Laughs in Musical:
    Ron: No, no, no, no, no, this isn't about you. Why does every conversation we have, have to turn into Potter Talk?
    Harry: It's not Potter Talk…
    Ron: No! I'm miserable and all you can do is talk about yourself. You're like the most self-absorbed guy I know! If you' were miserable, I would be there for you but you won't even listen to me, and I'm sick of it. So—so—so good luck with whatever you were talking about and I hope that you and Voldemort live happily ever after because me, I am never going to be happy again. So I'm just going to go curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days.
    • ...And later Played for Drama in Senior Year, first when he gives a huge speech to the entire student body, chiding them for turning against Harry after everything he's done for them. He later has to give another one to Harry after tracking him down.

    Hermione 

Hermione Granger

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The coolest girl on the face of the planet. The coolest bitch on Earth, goddamnit!

Appears in: Musical, Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Bonnie Gruesen (Musical, Sequel), Meredith Stepien (Senior Year), Richard Campbell (past Hermione)

"Oh my! Two boys want my kisses. Now I know how Katniss feels."

Badass Bookworm Hermione is probably the closest in canon terms to her original counterpart, the only difference now being that she has become the Butt Monkey of Hogwarts. She tries in vain to help Harry on his journey, but learns to step aside and allow him to learn and grow on his own.

    Draco 

Draco Malfoy

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Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!

Appears in: Musical, Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Lauren Lopez, Jim Povolo (past Draco)

"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and Mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor House, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?"

A petite wizard who rivals and bullies Harry and his friends. Initially a Slytherin pure-blood supremacist, Draco hates Harry for being the coolest kid in school instead of him and longs to transfer to Pigfarts, a wizarding school on Mars which he claims exists. He develops a massive crush on Hermione.

  • Adaptational Heroism: Generally, he's still a pureblood supremacist and wannabe Death Eater, but his love for Hermione and genuine belief that Harry is the coolest guy in school always brings him over to Harry's team in the end.
  • Bifauxnen/Bishōnen: Played by a pretty woman, Draco looks good, in an androgynous-femmy way.
  • Big Bad Wannabe: As in canon, he talks a lot of tough talk, but can't back it up.
  • Cassandra Truth: Draco brags about Pigfarts, a wizarding school on Mars with a lion headmaster named Rumbleroar, but Harry, Ron, and Hermione don't believe him. As it turns out, it's all true. He was vindicated in their unseen third year, which was apparently spent at Pigfarts itself.
  • Cloudcuckoolander:
    Draco: "Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come. Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum, yum yum..."
  • Composite Character: Takes on the role of Viktor Krum in the Goblet of Fire part of the plot: a champion from a morally-suspicious house/school with a crush on Hermione. He's enough of a Cloudcuckoolander to be a substitute Luna Lovegood as well.
  • Cross-Cast Role: Wonderfully portrayed by a petite woman.
  • Evil Brit: Shares this trait with several other antagonistic characters.
  • Flanderization: The fact that he wears a diaper was a very brief sight gag in the first musical. In the second, it's one of the defining aspects of his character.
  • Half-Human Hybrid: As revealed by Lucius in AVPS, Draco's real father is none other than Dobby.
  • Harmless Villain: For the most part.
  • Heel–Face Turn: Once per show. And they actually pull that off without resorting to Aesop Amnesia.
  • Inadvertent Entrance Cue: Like Ron, his first line in the trilogy is "Did someone say Draco Malfoy?" And no, no one did.
  • Kick the Dog: Future!Draco lies and tells Ron that he and Hermione don't end up together.
  • The Lancer: His attempts at being a part of Harry's team involve heated clashes with Harry and Ron.
  • Large Ham: There are large hams, and then there are large hams who roll around on the floor...
  • Love Epiphany: After fantasizing about Hermione for the whole play, he finally realizes how he feels when he sees her at the Yule Ball.
  • Love Redeems: Sort of...
  • Luke, I Am Your Father: "It's 'cause you're a fucking elf!"
  • Man Child: Not a grown man, but he is an 11-year-old who wears a diaper, and carries around a Dora the Explorer doll at the age of 17 (19 if you count the time he was taking The Slow Path).
  • Mighty Whitey: Takes over a tribe of centaurs, who revere him due to his knowledge of the future.
  • Musicalis Interruptus: Snape prevents him from singing the Pigfarts song, and in both Musical and Sequel the lights go down on him just as he starts attempting to sing.
  • The Napoleon: Draco is just about the shortest person in the show apart from Sango Tajima (Lavender).
  • Raging Stiffie: Covers one up at the Yule Ball when he sees Hermione.
  • Second Love: Luna Lovegood. However, this apparently didn't work out, as he's back to pursuing Hermione by Senior Year.
  • The Sixth Ranger: Joins Harry's team late in the game each time.
  • Slouch of Villainy: Constantly fails at this in the most hilarious way possible.
  • The Slow Path: Spends his past self's first and second years living amongst the centaurs waiting for the timeline to catch up.
  • Small Name, Big Ego: A short blond boy soprano who struts around bragging about the most nonsensical of things, while attempting to strike cool poses. Thing is, he's so over the top in his bizarreness that the kids he bullies don't even know how to respond.
  • Super Loser: Proof that being a wizard doesn't make you awesome.
  • Teeny Weenie
    Lucius: Why else would you have such a little D?
    Draco: It's so small.
  • Then Let Me Be Evil: He's nothing but nice to Harry throughout Senior Year despite Harry treating him like dirt, and is willing to surrender the duel for the title of Head Boy. Harry rebuffing him before he can make the offer pushes him over the edge and he turns back to the dark side.
  • Throw the Dog a Bone: In spite of ultimately being rejected by Hermione, Draco finds a Second Love in Luna Lovegood, who also wears diapers and knows about Pigfarts.
  • Took a Level in Badass: In Sequel.
  • Took a Level in Kindness: As he likes to point out, he's really nice now!
  • Walking Armory: In addition to his wand, Future!Draco keeps a gun in his sock and a sword down the back of his pants.
  • "Well Done, Son!" Guy: What he desperately wants from Lucius in Sequel.
  • What Happened to the Mouse?: He technically doesn't appear in the second act of Sequel at all. Future!Draco does, and he takes over Draco's character arc, but that leaves first-year Draco's storyline hanging.

    Ginny 

Ginny Weasley

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Wowee, Harry Potter!

Appears in: Musical, Sequel (cameo), Senior Year
Played by: Jaime Lyn Beatty

"Mom! Have you seen my boyfriend Harrypotter?"

Ron's little sister with a huge crush on Harry. Ginny is initially left out of the group as the Power Trio goes on their adventures, mainly due to her annoying behavior and Ron's brotherly attitude towards her. She truly cares for Harry though and is heartbroken over his crush on Cho. Later when she proves to be kind and truly understanding of Harry's misfortunes, he starts to fall for her as well. Eventually, Ginny finds herself joining in the battle against Voldemort as she proves herself to be the right girl for Harry, as well as showing off a powerful set of pipes.

  • Annoying Younger Sibling: In Ron's opinion, at first.
  • The Chick: She's mostly moral support.
  • Competence Zone
    • The way she falls outside of it in the first half of the series is spoofed in Sequel, where 10-year-old Ginny is a thumb-sucker whose only line is an uncanny impression of a crying baby.
    • Senior Year implies that she still falls outside of it, as she's excluded from the the Department of Mysteries mission, which otherwise contains the same lineup as in Order of the Phoenix.
  • Demonic Possession: Her condition for much of Senior Year.
  • Demoted to Extra: Has a minor, non-speaking appearance in Sequel.
  • Full-Name Basis: Has a tendency to call Harry by his full name, with emphasis on his first name, so it sounds like she's calling him "Harrypotter".
  • Genki Girl: She's nuts for things she's enthuasiastic about... which is mostly just Harry.
  • Hypocritical Humor: She assures Ron that girls don't care much for grand, dramatic displays of effection... just before Harry bursts in and gives her just such a display and she squees in response.
  • It's Not You, It's My Enemies: Harry uses this excuse to dump Ginny, causing them to have an argument while using the Spider-Man Trilogy as examples.
  • Large Ham: She has an intensely expressive rubber face and reacts with max emotion to everything. Especially when possessed by Voldemort in Senior Year. She's like a cross between Radical Edward and Misa Amane.
  • The Load: To Ron in the sequel. She's apparently attached to him so much that he's overjoyed when Molly takes her away so that Ron and his brothers can catch the train.
    Ron: Yes! Freedom!
  • Love Interest: Eventually, to Harry.
  • My Sister Is Off-Limits!: Harry initially recoils from kissing Ginny, since she's Ron's sister. It turns out, he's totally cool with it.
  • People Puppets: Diary!Voldemort, being insubstantial, uses her to punch people in the face.
  • The Watson: With Harry and his friends well established in their second year, she fulfills this role, getting things like Cho Chang and the Invisibility Cloak explained to her.

    Cedric 

Cedric Diggory

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Find!

Appears in: Musical, Senior Year
Played by: Tyler Brunsman

"Hufflepuffs are particularly good FINDers."

A Hufflepuff boy who is unknowingly a rival against Harry for Cho's affections, chosen as the Hufflepuff champion during House Cup tournament. He gets into a fight with Harry over Cho during the Yule Ball and ends up murdered by Voldemort.

  • Beta Couple: Despite their status in the Love Triangle, he and Cho are like this.
  • Butt Monkey: With the rest of the Hufflepuffs.
  • Death of the Hypotenuse: Subverted, his death does not lead to Harry and Cho hooking up.
  • Famous Last Words: "So many regrets... I'm dead."
  • Happily Married: In the afterlife, to Lily Potter of all people.
  • Hufflepuff House: A big part of his schtick.
    Dumbledore: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
  • Nice Guy: He's impeccably polite, even when informing Harry that he's about to punch him in the face.
  • Perpetual Smiler: It's a bit creepy yet charming at the same time.
  • Running Gag: Hufflepuffs are apparently very good at FINDING things.
  • Sickeningly Sweethearts: With Cho.
  • Verbal Tic: He claims that the mark of a true Hufflepuff is being able to find things, and works a reference to finding into nearly every sentence, placing an odd emphasis on the word. On one easily-missed-yet-memetic occasion, the mention of Hufflepuff causes him to simply blurt out the word "Find!"
    Harry: You suck so much, Cedric!
    Cedric: We'll agree to disagree. I'm glad we could FIND some common ground.
    Harry: Aaaggh! I can't believe you're still doing that!
    Cedric: Well, if it isn't broke, don't FIND a way to fix it.

    Cho 

Cho Chang

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Well, Chocolate Frogs! Harry Potter did it, y'all!

Appears in: Musical, Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Devin Lytle

"How am I supposed to stay abstinent when I have got a reputation to maintain?! Professor Flitwick is gonna fail me now..."

The "super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot" Cho is Harry's initial crush who is going out with Cedric Diggory, and the Ravenclaw champion in the House Cup Tournament. Despite what her name suggests, she is actually a white Southern Belle.

    Neville 

Neville Longbottom

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Appears in: Musical, Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Richard Campbell

"My, look at these strapping young men."

A fellow student attending Hogwarts in the Gryffindor house with Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny. Their only fellow Gryffindor in the first musical.

    Crabbe and Goyle 

Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle

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We got beat by a girl. Who is a nerd!

Appears in: Musical, Sequel, Senior Year (Goyle only)
Played by: Julia Albain (Crabbe), Jim Povolo (Goyle)

"WE HATE NERDS!"
"And girls!"

Draco Malfoy's Slytherin sidekicks who hate nerds and girls.

    Lavender 

Lavender Brown

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Appears in: Musical, Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Sango Tajima

"Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!"

  • Emotionally Tongue Tied: When hitting on Ron, she speaks too quietly and rapidly to be comprehensible.
  • Girl Posse: A member of Cho's.
  • Girlish Pigtails: In the second and third shows.
  • Inelegant Blubbering: Her entire schtick in Sequel.
  • Living Prop: She gets mistaken for Cho in Musical, bursts into tears at the slightest provocation throughout Sequel, and flirts with Ron at the deathday party in Senior Year, but spends every other moment of the trilogy as a background character.
  • Race Lift: She's Asian, just so she can say the above line.
  • Running Gag: She's a walking one in Sequel: anytime something even remotely scary happens, she starts bawling.
  • Satellite Character: To Cho, as established when she states she'll spend Nick's deathday party sitting in the corner waiting for her.
  • Valley Girl: Has a mild version of this accent, with occasional use of Like Is, Like, a Comma.

    Pansy 

Pansy Parkinson

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Appears in: Musical, Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Lily Marks

  • Adaptational Heroism: From the Alpha Bitch of a Slytherin Girl Posse in canon to a member of Cho's more benevolent one in this story.
  • Girl Posse: A member of Cho's.
  • Living Prop: She's a constant presence throughout the trilogy, but being Draco's date to the Yule Ball is the closest she comes to actually doing anything.

    Dean and Seamus 

Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnegan

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Appears in: Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Britney Coleman (Dean), Brian Rosenthal (Seamus)

"BLOODY 'ELL! IT'S 'ARRY PO'ER!"

Two expressive and show-stealing Gryffindor boys in Harry's year who are always seen together. The Beaters on the Gryffindor pee-wee Quidditch team.

    Weasley Brothers 

Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, and George Weasley

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Appears in: Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Jim Povolo (Bill), Devin Lytle (Charlie), Julia Albain (Percy, Sequel), Brant Cox (Percy, Senior Year), Arielle Goldman (Fred), Sango Tajima (George)

  • Age Lift: All of them appear to still be at Hogwarts during Ron's first year, when canonically Bill and Charlie had graduated at that point.
  • Basement-Dweller: In Senior Year, they've all graduated from Hogwarts but still live at the Burrow, as Molly is a Jewish Mother who won't let them go.
  • Bedsheet Ghost: How Fred and George can still do their Twin Switch gag when Fred is a ghost.
  • Brought to You by the Letter "S": They wear their iconic Weasley jumpers with their initials on them. In Senior Year, we see that their pajamas are similarly monogrammed.
  • The Cameo: They make a very small appearance at the beginning of the second musical. They each get more fleshed-out in the third, but still only appear in one scene.
  • Cross-Cast Role: All but Bill and, in Senior Year, Percy.
  • Dropped a Bridge on Him: Fred is killed offscreen in Musical. Senior Year reveals he came back as a ghost.
  • Funny Afro: Percy.
  • Girlfriend in Canada: Percy says his girlfriend couldn't be there because the wi-fi is down.
  • Hollywood Nerd: Percy.
  • Sickeningly Sweethearts: Bill with Fleur.
  • Teens Are Short: Of the "height equals age" variant; their heights correspond perfectly to the sibling order, giving us a huge Bill and a teeny-tiny Fred and George, though that pattern is broken as Ron and Ginny are taller than several of them.
  • Twin Switch: With their limited screentime, this is the only prank that Fred and George have time to pull.

    Hannah 

Hannah Abbott

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Appears in: Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Arielle Goldman

    Luna 

Luna Lovegood

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Hey, Ginny. Oh, you're washing blood off your hands too?

Appears in: Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Arielle Goldman (Sequel), Evanna Lynch (Senior Year), Britney Coleman (Senior Year soundtrack album)

"Wow, we're here! The Department of Mysteries. Isn't it wonderful? All the world's most mysterious magical anomalies in one booby-trapped labyrinth. I wanna see the Room of Death!"

At the end of Sequel, Draco has given up on ever finding love at Hogwarts. A voice from behind a Quibbler suggests that perhaps next year he'll be transferred to Pigfarts...

    Colin 

Colin Creevey

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Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Brant Cox

"Mind a few pics for the school paper?"

  • And There Was Much Rejoicing: Okay, they're rejoicing because everyone except Colin lived, but still.
  • Age Lift: Six years younger than Harry instead of the canonical one year.
  • Camera Fiend: As always.
  • Not Even Bothering with the Accent: Averted; Brant makes the attempt at being British.
  • Taken for Granite: The first victim of the basilisk, similar to his canon role. He's the only person who doesn't survive being cured.
  • Teens Are Short: Averted; he's much younger than the main cast but played by one of the tallest Starkid performers. Well, it's not like any of them were short when they were eleven.
  • Unusual Euphemism: When he sees Harry, he exclaims, "Zowzers bowzers!" That's not a Mondegreen, that's actually in the script.

Hogwarts Staff

    Dumbledore 

Albus Dumbledore

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Ten points to Dumbledore!

Appears in: Musical, Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Dylan Saunders

"Are you kids ready to fight a draaaaaaaaaagon? Of course not, you're just children, what the hell am I thinking?"

The Headmaster of Hogwarts, much more of a Trickster Mentor than in the original series with a love for Zac Efron and High School Musical.

  • Camp Gay: Zigzagged. His attempts to hit on Snape and Umbridge and love of High School Musical are for laughs, but played very low-key. Basically, his sexual preference is obvious, but not in such a way that it's the defining trait of his character.
    Harry: What did you get sorted as when you came to Hogwarts?
    Dumbledore: Gay as the Fourth of July. Oh, you mean from the hat...
  • Even the Guys Want Him: Harry describes him as the "most beautiful wizard ever", and Ron nods in agreement.
  • Faking the Dead: It's never explained why or how, but he survived Snape's killing curse and, after a reenactment of the King's Cross scene, goes to live on Pigfarts.
  • Famous Last Words: "Severus, please don't kill me!" Subverted, as he was just hiding.
  • He's Just Hiding: The original Dumbledore being the Trope Namer, it's alluded to In-Universe. He actually is just hiding, first on Mars, then in plain sight as the Man with the Beard.
  • Hippie Teacher: He wears sandals and insists that nobody studies or does homework at Hogwarts.
  • Horrible Judge of Character
    Dumbledore: From now on, the only people you can trust are me and Severus Snape.
  • Informed Attractiveness: He's the most beautiful wizard there ever was.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Maybe. He does have a soft spot for Harry, but he's still a jerk.
  • Last Name Basis: Encourages the students to call him Dumbledore, though most of them call him Professor Dumbledore anyway.
  • Large Ham: He first appears singing an Incredibly Long Note and keeps going from there.
  • Malaproper: Mispronounces most of the names and terms he uses.
  • Meaningful Echo: As he departs, the Man with the Beard tells Harry something that Dumbledore told Tom Riddle long ago: "There's only two things in this world that I love, and one of them is you."
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: The Man with the Beard pretends that the Spider-Man Trilogy is so old that no one can remember it. It's all part of driving home the lesson to Harry that nothing lasts forever.
  • Offscreen Moment of Awesome: He's destroyed five of Voldemort's Horcruxes before even telling Harry about them.
  • Paper-Thin Disguise: His alter-ego, "the Man with the Beard". All he needs to do is put a bushy brown fake beard over his real beard and he's unrecognizable to everyone. The disguise is even less convincing in Senior Year, but Harry and Ron never catch on to his identity.
    The Man with the Beard: But what do I know, huh? I'm just your everyday, working class, blue-collar... gay guy with a beard.
  • Parental Substitute: Harry's verse of "Missing You" is about how he saw Dumbledore as this.
  • Posthumous Character: He appears in flashbacks in Senior Year. Subverted, as we the audience know that he didn't actually die in Musical. He appears alive in Senior Year in his "Man with the Beard" disguise.
  • Robe and Wizard Hat: The robe is purple and velvety, and the hat is actually that of a Renaissance princess with most of the train cut off.
  • The Scream: When he finds out Umbridge is a woman, and again when she says "I love you."
  • Stealth Mentor: As the Man with the Beard in Senior Year.
  • Wizard Beard: Shorter than in canon and, IRL, quite clearly fake.

    Snape 

Severus Snape

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Harry, dude, what's going on, man?

Appears in: Musical, Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Joe Moses

The Potions master of Hogwarts whose loyalty is always up in the air. Doesn't do much apart from hamming around and Info Dump-ing. He's still hilarious, though, and Sequel reveals some of the complexities of his character.

  • Ambiguously Gay: It's heavily implied that he and Dumbledore are in a relationship in Musical, but never made clear.
  • Berserk Button: Being called a butt-trumpet. Also:
    Sirius: You just can't stand that she picked James over you!
  • Breakout Character: Briefly had his own spin-off series, The Potion Master's Corner.
  • Cartoonish Supervillainy: Attempting to feed Dumbledore a bomb sandwich, slathering ketchup on the back of Harry's neck before the dragon battle, strutting around with a hook for a hand... he lives for this trope.
  • Catch Phrase: "What the devil is going on heeeeeere?" He's also fond of calling things "absuuuuurd".
  • Changed My Mind, Kid: After allying with Umbridge and Lucius, he has a change of heart and rescues Harry from them.
  • Chewing the Scenery: He's probably the reason there is no scenery in the musical; he'd already eaten it all.
  • Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: This seems to be his only motivation in the original musical, betraying both Dumbledore and the Death Eaters strictly For the Evulz.
    Snape: Oh, a traitor, am I, Potter? You're exactly right! I am a traitor! Because I'm about to betray someone, right now!
  • Cloudcuckoolander: He's made out to be one in The Potion Master's Corner, in which Joe Moses interviews the cast in character. Or at least, in-character as a freaking crazy, random person who's dressed like and talks like Snape.
    • Has some elements of this in the plays, as well, though he tends to be a little more grounded in reality there. A little bit.
  • Composite Character: To a lesser extent than Quirrell, he takes on some of the tasks of Peter Pettigrew and Barty Crouch Jr. in the Goblet of Fire part of the story.
  • Dogged Nice Guy: Sums it up pretty well:
    Snape: I was there for her, you know? Like, when she needed someone, I was there, waiting, like a tool, saying "Oh, we're gonna snog now? No? Okay, now? What about now? Well, I'll wait! I'll wait forever, like a tool!"
  • Drowning My Sorrows: In Sequel, when torn between his loyalty to Dumbledore and his hatred for Harry.
  • Evil Brit: Being one of the few characters who bother with the accent.
  • Famous Last Words: "I'll show you what you need to do. Watch… very… carefully…"
  • Good Is Not Nice
    Snape: Did I do that so people would like me? No, I hate people. Did I do it to be remembered? No. I did it because it was right.
  • Groin Attack: He dies by a snake bite to the wiener.
  • Guyliner: Part of his all-black ensemble.
  • Hook Hand: After cutting off his hand to resurrect Voldemort.
  • Incoming Ham: "What the Devil is going on heeeere?"
  • The Kids Are American: His one line in a flashback to his youth is spoken in Joe's natural voice.
  • Large Ham: Of all the hams in this show, he is by far the hammiest. More than likely a shout-out to Alan Rickman's deliciously hammy performance in the movies.
  • Motive Decay: A far cry from the complex character from the books, he seems to be a guy who just likes to betray people. Fortunately, he gets a Character Rerailment in Sequel.
  • Open Secret: His love for Lily Evans, originally his darkest secret and known only by Dumbledore, appears to be common knowledge, as both Sirius and Lucius bring it up.
  • Rousing Speech: Of all the spirits summoned by the Resurrection Stone, he's the one to break Harry out of his Heroic B.S.O.D. in Senior Year.
    Harry: Snape… if I go back and face him, if I do that… it'll be… my end?
    Snape: Yes, Harry. Yes, it will. But you have to ask yourself, would you rather it end any other way?
  • Troll: Enjoys taunting Lupin about the full moon.
  • Unlucky Childhood Friend: Same as in canon.
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: With Ron, of all people. See Ron's entry for details.
  • Wouldn't Hurt a Child: He seems genuinely disturbed by the idea of killing a student in Sequel, and he earlier prevents Umbridge from beating Hermione by replacing "Mama's Little Love Hand" with a feather.

    Quirrell 

Quirinus Quirrell

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When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers...

Appears in: Musical, Senior Year
Played by: Brian Rosenthal

"Hey, we'll still hang out. Just because we won't be attached doesn't mean we'll be two completely different people. No pun intended."

The new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts with a dark secret: Voldemort is living on the back of his head. Following orders he reinstates the House Cup tournament in a ploy to capture Harry and restore his master—and bonds with a certain dark wizard along the way.

  • Adorkable: He enjoys sipping tea by the fire and isn't very good at concealing the fact that he's got Voldemort under his turban.
  • Affably Evil: When behind closed doors with Voldemort, he comes across as a genuinely nice guy.
  • Ambiguously Gay: Quirrell doesn't seem to be too interested in picking up chicks. Not to mention that he admits he has been "single all his life" and has a fondness for flowers and books by Jane Austen. He and Voldemort have adopted a daughter in the third musical, but the exact nature of their relationship is still ambiguous.
  • As You Know: Lampshaded, repeatedly.
  • Ascended Meme: Almost certainly a coincidence, but see the image caption? Pottermore later revealed that one of the canon Quirrell's hobbies is pressing wild flowers.
  • Coconut Superpowers: Him hosting Voldemort on the back of his head is accomplished by squeezing Joe Walker into the costume with Brian Rosenthal.
  • Composite Character: Also fulfills the purpose of Barty Crouch Jr. and a little bit of Peter Pettigrew.
  • Institutional Apparel: In Azkaban, wears a striped shirt, no pants, and a ball and chain around his ankle.
  • Poke the Poodle:
    Quirrell: But, the papers—
    Voldemort: Oh, just give 'em all B-minuses and be done with it.
    Quirrell: Now that's evil!
  • Spared by the Adaptation: Killed in the first book, survives this entire trilogy.

    Umbridge 

Dolores Umbridge

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WHO DISRESPECTIN' UMBRIDGE?

Appears in: Sequel
Played by: Joe Walker

"Rule number one: no boys… unless they're cute! Rule number two: no alcohol… unless there's plenty to go around! Stop it girls, I'm bad! And rule number three: no parties… unless Umbridge is invited! Hur hur hur! Girls, girls, girls… you keep me young, girls, you keep me young! Hur hur hur… dur dur dur dur dur… but seriously, girls, if I do catch you with any boys or alcohol, I'm gonna rip your perky little boobs off."

A Ministry of Magic official sent to oversee security at Hogwarts. Develops an intense crush on Dumbledore.

  • Annoying Laugh: Every time she laughs. Get her going long enough and it devolves into a weird "DUR DUR DUR" sound.
  • Ax-Crazy: Literally.
    Umbridge: You mean like with this axe that I been sharpenin' all day? I don't remember doin' that... but I must have!
  • Bifauxnen: She's played by the same highly attractive actor who played Voldemort in the first musical. And despite wearing a very silly costume, he makes drag look good enough to give Tim Curry a run for his money. In-Universe, Dumbledore is under the impression that she's a sexy man.
  • Big Bad Duumvirate: With Lucius in Sequel, though Lucius makes it clear that he sees her as a "supporting villain".
  • Brawn Hilda: Best exhibited when she gets into hand-to-hand combat with a centaur. It helps that Joe Walker is ripped.
  • Clingy Jealous Girl: Despite the fact that their first date went horribly, she believes that Dumbledore loves her and she becomes very attached to him.
  • Cluster F-Bomb: Though Lupin is the trilogy's designated Sir Swears-a-Lot, Umbridge drops a lot of F-bombs.
  • Combat Sadomasochist: Relishes her vigorous workouts and her diet of protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks. At one particularly spooky moment, she deliberately breaks her own finger during a staredown with Harry, just to show she means business.
  • Cross-Cast Role: Unlike most Starkid examples, where the characters played by actors of the opposite sex simply exist, the fact that she looks like a large muscular man is part of her characterization.
  • Establishing Character Moment: Her Faux Affably Evil private chat with the girls of Hogwarts, the general tone of which can be found in her quote above.
  • Evil Counterpart: Seen when she takes over Dumbledore's office; she replaces his Zac Efron poster and High School Musical t-shirt with a Taylor Lautner poster and "Team Jacob" t-shirt.
  • Evil Laugh: Though she can't maintain it for very long without slipping into her Annoying Laugh.
  • Evil Overlord: Apparently became something like this in Harry's fifth year, based on dialogue in Senior Year.
  • Huge Schoolgirl: When she was younger. She still dresses like one.
  • Incoming Ham: She's heralded by Jurassic Park-esque footsteps. She also tends to announce her imminent arrival via text message, only to make a big entrance seconds later demanding, "Did you get my text?"
  • Kick the Dog: She muses that after Sirius is dead, he'll be with Harry's parents.
  • Knife Nut: Who keeps a knife under her coat?
  • Mommy Issues: There's a whole scene where she starts to hallucinate with her mother. After that scene, the very little sanity she had left went to the dogs.
  • One Bad Mother: She calls herself the "momma" of Hogwarts's "childrens", yet she's completely and absolutely insane.
  • Slasher Smile: And for that one brief moment, she's not remotely funny.
  • Straw Feminist: All of her... oddities... are apparently born from the desire to make it in a man's world.
  • Summon Backup Dancers: Summons a bunch of dancing Dementors during her Villain Song. It's more rock-and-roll than it sounds.
  • Team Mom: She at least sees herself as this to the chilluns of Hogwarts.
  • Too Spicy for Yog Sothoth: Seamus relates a rumor that a Dementor kissed her, and it died.
  • Woman Scorned: Both in her backstory and when Dumbledore "dumps" her. But she's more or less in denial of that...
  • Yandere: Willing to kill Snape when she thinks that he's interfering with her relationship with Dumbledore.
  • You Need to Get Laid: Apparently all she actually needed to be nicer is a boyfriend. When Dumbledore starts to court her she kinda started to act normal and after being raped by Firenze as his mate, Umbridge completely forgets about Dumbledore and falls for the centaur.

    Lupin 

Remus Lupin

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I'm not dangerous and I'm not homeless... anymore.

Appears in: Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Brian Holden

"What's the matter with you guys? Oh, shit, you guys are kids, I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards. I... I am sorry. Shoot! I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards."

The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher and Gryffindor Quidditch coach, and a homeless drunk. Also a werewolf who insists he was James Potter's best friend.

    McGonagall 

Minerva McGonagall

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Did you know that here at Hogwarts, we've always known that you are cool?

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Tyler Brunsman

"Beware, children. Unless the Chamber is found and the monster inside destroyed, the Ministry may close the school... forever. Wizard-God help us all."

Headmaster of Hogwarts in Harry's final year.

  • The Comically Serious: Her unamused reaction to the student body's prank to elect Fozzie Bear as the Head Boy, among other moments.
  • Cross-Cast Role: With some major Larynx Dissonance.
  • Incoming Ham: "Oh, in the name of stuffy old ninnies everywhere, what is going—POTTER!"
  • Reasonable Authority Figure: A self-proclaimed "very reasonable uptight bitch".
  • Unexplained Recovery: Harry claims in Musical that "all of the professors are dead", but McGonagall appears alive and well in Senior Year. She's not mentioned at all in the first two musicals, so it's possible she actually didn't work at Hogwarts in this universe until after Voldemort's demise.

    Gilderoy 

Gilderoy Lockhart

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You can find Harry in your neighborhood bookstore this fall, motherfucker!

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: A.J. Holmes

"Who taught a yeti how to sing? Gilderoy!
Walked into Mordor and destroyed the ring? Gilderoy!
Battled a banshee and came out a champ? Gilderoy!
Trapped Jafar inside of a lamp? Gilderoy!"

A popular wizard author, responsible for such masterpieces as Twilight and The Hunger Games. Actually, he stole them from Muggle authors and rewrote them for wizards. He plans to do the opposite with Harry Potter's life story.

  • Bestiality Is Depraved: It's heavily implied that Gilderoy is into mice.
  • The Chessmaster: Manipulates events at Hogwarts to ruin Harry's reputation.
  • Chick Magnet: The girls of Hogwarts (and Neville) are all over him.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: He fantasizes about shrinking to the size of a mouse and becoming their ruler.
  • The Dandy: As usual.
  • Fake Ultimate Hero: This version of him is mostly in the business of stealing the credit for writing young adult novels, but his song indicates that he shares his canon self's reputation for genuine heroics.
    Gilderoy: I have been looking for someone to write my autobiography—I mean, my biography.
  • Not Distracted by the Sexy: Entirely ignores Hermione's attempts to seduce him, as he's preoccupied telling her about his Pragmatic Adaptation of the life of Harry Potter.
  • Pragmatic Adaptation: In-universe; he reorders the events of the story of Harry Potter's time at Hogwarts (including the four years we don't see), into a more dramatically-appropriate and rather familiar order.
  • Sir Swears-a-Lot: Not to the extent of Lupin, but he drops the F-word more than any other character in the trilogy except perhaps Umbridge.
  • Stable Time Loop: One that breaks right through the fourth wall, no less: it's implied that he goes back in time and publishes the Harry Potter series as we know it.
  • Sue Donym: Claims that one of the votes cast to result in a tie between Harry and Draco was from his brother, "Literoy Gockhart".
  • Take That: Goes off on a huge tirade about all the Harry Potter merchandise he's going to put on the market, a massive Take That against real-life Merch and the people who buy it.
    Gilderoy: I'm going to make these books huge. Then the real fun begins. Do you have any idea how much money I'm going to make off merchandise alone? The Severus Snape beach towel! The Hermione Granger toothbrush! How about a real wand, you little Muggle bastards? Well, guess what, kiddies, they're just resin, and boy howdy do they break like fucking twigs! T-shirts! Bedsheets! Video games! Action figures! And in time... a theme park! A theme park in sunny Orlando, Florida, 85 bucks a head! How about a real butterbeer? It's just cream soda, you fucking idiots! I'm going to squeeze the Harry Potter franchise for every... last... red... cent! And when I'm through, once I have all that money... I'm going to shrink myself to the size of a fucking mouse!
  • Villain Exit Stage Left: When the Wizard Cops show up, he shrinks himself and makes his escape. It's implied he then escapes into the past with a Time-Turner.
  • Villain with Good Publicity: Even more villainous than the book version.
  • Xanatos Speed Chess: Jumps upon every opportunity to both get people to stop liking Harry and to make Harry's life interesting enough to write about.

    Hagrid 

Rubeus Hagrid

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Now here's a warnin'—I'm gonna bounce yeh!

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Brian Holden

"This may come as a surprise to yeh, but I'm not a very happy person! I didn't want Harry to end up like me. Because... when yeh get old and fat like Hagrid, yeh realize that it's not school yeh miss. It's bein' young. And skinny, and physically able ta have sex. And that's what I wanted for Harry. The end of school is just the beginnin' of yer tiny lives."

    Mad-Eye 

Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody

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Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Chris Allen

"'Allo, 'allo!"

The Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher in Harry's unseen sixth year. Actually Barty Crouch Jr. in disguise.

  • Dropped a Bridge on Him: A throwaway line in Musical reveals that he was killed off in the Battle of Hogwarts. The line was apparently throwaway enough in-universe that Barty managed to impersonate him for a whole year.
  • Guttural Growler: Has a growly voice.
  • Not Even Bothering with the Accent: One of the trilogy's rare non-evil aversions, though as he sounds exactly like Barty, it's possibly just Barty's Evil Brit showing through.

    Madam Pomfrey 

Poppy Pomfrey

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Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Elona Finlay

"Do you think it's true what the children are saying? That this is the work of the monster of the Chamber of Secrets?"

Death Eaters

    Voldemort 

Lord Voldemort / Tom Riddle

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When the world sucks, just dance. And the world always sucks, so always dance.

Appears in: Musical, Sequel (cameo), Senior Year
Played by: Joe Walker

"Well, I believe that everything has its place. Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so. Do. Your. Clothes! Namely, a dresser!"

The villainous, evil, Dark Lord who was beaten by two-year-old Harry. Now bodiless and weak, Professor Quirrell attaches him to the back of his head as he plots to regain his body and defeat Harry once and for all. But to his surprise he finds himself bonding with Quirrell, his first real friend. Eventually his evil plot to regain his body works, but at the cost of his new found friendship, while Harry escapes to warn the world he's back. Now on a mission to destroy Harry and take over the wizarding world, Voldemort might just succeed... if only these sad feelings would just leave him alone!

  • Accidental Misnaming: Calls both generations of Malfoys "Malloy".
    Tom: See you later, at the club meeting.
    Lucius: Sure thing, Tom.
    Tom: Malloy! How many times do I have to tell you to call me—
    Lucius: My Dark King. Right, right.
    Tom: Thank you. That wasn't so hard, was it? I mean, I remember your name.
  • Adaptational Attractiveness
    • Oh, they try to avoid this. But all the makeup used to make Joe Walker pale, gaunt, and noseless, if anything, just made him even sexier, since it goes so well with the "fabulous cape and no shirt" look.
    • Inverted in Senior Year, when we find out that Tom Riddle has always been pale, gaunt, and noseless, rather than the handsome young man he was in canon before evil made him ugly. The makeup without the Voldemort get-up is successfully unsettling.
  • Affably Evil: A lot less serious than his canon counterpart, Voldemort here has a fun loving side along with his classic villain persona.
  • Age Lift: Senior Year implies he's much younger here than in canon. He went to school with Lucius and Bellatrix, and the scene where 15-year-old Tom meets his family seems to take place no earlier than the late 80s.
  • Ambiguously Gay: According to Joe Walker, his relationship with Quirrell, despite the fact that it goes as far as them adopting a daughter together in Senior Year, is intended to be ambiguous rather than explicitly romantic. Notably, Scarfy finds his sexuality hard to pin down.
  • Berserk Button: He hates Snickers bars. Getting one from his grandparents for Christmas set him off, resulting in him killing them and his father.
  • Big Bad: Of the first and third musicals.
  • Bishie Sparkle: Young Tom loved to shoot sparkles out of his fingers.
  • The Cameo: Makes a brief appearance in Sequel when the Zefron poster is returned to its rightful place on Dumbledore's wall.
  • Depraved Bisexual: If it wasn't for what appears to be a pretty enthusiastic sex life with Bellatrix, he'd be a flat out Transparent Closet.
    Bellatrix: No! you're thinking of that peon that we sent to Azkaban!
    Voldemort: He's not a peon! [aside] He's more of a man than you'll ever be...
  • Famous Last Words: "Let's put that theory to the test. Avada Kedavra!"
  • He-Man Woman Hater: Well, the proto-Death Eaters were called "The He-Man Woman Haters", but clearly he only meant it as a Shout-Out to the trope namer, as there's no indication that he has anything against women (for one thing, Bellatrix was a member of the gang).
  • Ignored Epiphany: The portion of Voldemort that still resides in his body refuses to feel remorse, even demanding that the musicians stop playing emotional music.
  • Insistent Terminology: He insists that Tom Riddle's diary is a journal, though even he has trouble remembering that.
  • Invisible to Normals: The piece of his soul in Senior Year can only be seen by those who have touched his journal—"Just the same rules as Death Note", as he puts it. Joe actually ad-libbed this rule (the script called for him to hide but there was nothing onstage for him to hide behind), and Darren later ad-libbed a Call Back to the line, making the rule consistent throughout the show.
  • Knight of Cerebus: His Senior Year incarnation is genuinely menacing and dark, due to not having gone through the Character Development that his Musical incarnation did.
  • Large Ham: Evil Is Hammy, after all.
  • Love Redeems: After he dies, one last piece of his soul remains, and this piece is willing to let everything go and just be with Quirrell.
  • Milking the Giant Cow: He's just a head, so Quirrell does it for him.
  • Mr. Fanservice: After he gets his body back, but even before it's pretty obvious the guy is gorgeous.
  • Neat Freak: Even though Quirrell is the sissy in their Odd Couple relationship, it's the Dark Lord who freaks out over dirty laundry on a chair.
    Voldemort: I command you to get up and—FOLD THEM, AT LEAST!
  • Pensieve Flashback: Takes Ginny into several via his diary... ahem, journal. He refers to them as "Magic flashbacks."
  • Pun: "You know, Quirrell, over the past year I've really grown attached to you, no pun intended."
  • Red Herring: His reason for enacting the Chamber of Secrets plot is to divert people from his real plot—attaining the Resurrection Stone, which can be used to bring his body back if he sacrifices someone else.
  • Sophisticated as Hell: Ends his speech to the people of Hogwarts, lifted from the books almost exactly, with "Voldemort out, bitches!"
  • Soul Jar: Dumbledore has destroyed most of them by the time of Musical, the only ones remaining being Dumbledore's poster of Zac Efron and Harry himself. In Senior Year, it's revealed that Tom Riddle's diary still exists. And in the end, Voldemort lives because no one knew that Quirrell was a Horcrux too.
  • Take Over the World: What he wants.
  • Tempting Fate: Regarding his family:
    Tom: I'll accept them whatever kind of wizards they are. Just so long as they are wizards.
  • That Man Is Dead
    Tom: Tom Riddle is no more. I... am... Lord... VOLDEMORT!
  • Used to Be a Sweet Kid: Well, Tom Riddle is still a Creepy Child, but it's tempered by his love of dancing.
  • Walking Shirtless Scene: See his clothing choices above.
  • White Hair, Black Heart: Tom Riddle.
  • Wrong Name Outburst: Apparently calls Bellatrix "Quirrell" numerous times.

    Bellatrix 

Bellatrix Lestrange

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Don't even think about moving unless any one of you wants a snake to the wiener!

Appears in: Musical, Senior Year
Played by: Britney Coleman

"If I'm going to be evil with all of you, I need to be evil with all of you!"

Voldemort's girlfriend and right hand woman. She readily accepts Voldemort once he regains his body and attempts to revamp the relationship as they carry out various evil plans. Unfortunately Voldemort is slightly different after his time with Quirrell and Bellatrix's patience with him starts to slip.

    Lucius 

Lucius Malfoy

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How DAAAAARE you!

Appears in: Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Tyler Brunsman

"I wanted to know if you were interested in a role in the evil scheme I've just choreographed."

Draco's father who is quite the dancer. A Death Eater, he travels back in time to try to finish off Harry before he can take on Voldemort.

  • Abusive Parents: When Draco acts like a good sport after losing a Quidditch match and says that he had fun, Lucius pulls out his wand on him (implying he was going to torture him or kill him), but then resorts to crumbling up Draco's drawing and disowning him.
  • Adaptational Villainy: In the books, the Malfoy family's redeeming quality was their love for one another. This version of Lucius lacks that one quality.
  • Big Bad Duumvirate: With Umbridge in Sequel.
  • Bishōnen: He's remarkably pretty, and his British accent is remarkably pretty, and his legs are so long.
  • Death by Adaptation: Though his death is never confirmed, it seems that he is mauled by Werewolf!Lupin. Given the state Peter Pettigrew's corpse is in, it's unlikely Lucius survived.
  • Everyone Went to School Together: He and Bellatrix were Voldemort's original Death Eaters.
  • Evil Brit: Like his son, but plays it perfectly straight.
  • Famous Last Words: "It's a... it's a robot! No... NOOOOOO!"
  • It Is Pronounced Tro Pay: Pronounces his son's name "Drah-co".
  • Kick the Dog: Crumpling up a drawing Draco gave him.
  • Large Ham: Dances around stage doing high kicks, and on at least one occasion has his minions dramatically carry him across the stage.
  • Luke, I Am Your Father: He is not Draco's father. It's actually Dobby.
  • Mr. Fanservice: An English-accented dancer in very, very tight pants.
  • Original Cast Precedent: He has the long, flowing hair that Jason Isaacs wore in the role; this hairstyle was not described in the books and was in fact Isaacs' idea to make the character look as un-Muggle-like as possible.
  • Talking Is a Free Action: Takes the time to roll the R in "Crucio", which gives Hermione a chance to speak an entire sentence before he finishes the curse.
  • Used to Be a Sweet Kid: Seen as a schoolboy in Senior Year. Back then, he was a Cheerful Child who was only interested in friendly dance-offs.
  • "Well Done, Son!" Guy: Draco shows off some moves he learned from the centaurs, making Lucius momentarily proud that he finally learned to dance.
  • Whole Costume Reference: Seemingly to Jareth from Labyrinth. It should be noted that the tights, vest, and puffy shirt are a standard male classical ballet costume, which was a huge part of Lucius's character. Though referencing Labyrinth does seem like a very StarKid thing to do, and Word of God has confirmed that they were going for the Jareth reference.
  • Would Hurt a Child: Threatens to torture one of Harry's friends... then when he finds out that said friend is Draco, he threatens to kill him instead.
  • You Already Changed the Past: His time-traveling antics cause Harry's first year to go the way it went all along.

    Yaxley 

Yaxley

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What happened to the pizza?!

Appears in: Sequel
Played by: Corey Dorris

"Death Eaters work hard, but when we break, we break!"

    Peter 

Peter Pettigrew

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_peter.jpg

Appears in: Sequel
Played by: Nick Lang

"The Dark Lord, he can be very persuasive. He offered me a robot hand... and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

    Fenrir 

Fenrir Greyback

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_fenrir.jpg

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Nicholas Joseph Strauss-Matathia

"Here it is! At last, finally, the ultimate artifact of evil is within my grasp!"

    Barty 

Barty Crouch Jr.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_barty.jpg

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Chris Allen

"If it's over for me, then it's over for you too. Y'see, all you are is someone who fights us. Once we're all gone, the world won't need a hero anymore. If the Dark Lord can't live forever, then neither can you."

Other Wizards

    Fudge 

Cornelius Fudge

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_fudge.jpg

Appears in: Musical
Played by: Tyler Brunsman

"I've heard these Voldemort rumors, and I for one simply don't believe it!"

  • Composite Character: Has the original Fudge's refusal to believe that Voldemort is back, and like Rufus Scrimgeour, his death leads to Voldemort gaining control of the Ministry.
  • Death by Adaptation: Fudge was alive when last he was mentioned in the books, though his final fate remains unknown; here he's killed onscreen.
  • Famous Last Words: "Oh! A heart attack, surely..."
  • Implausible Deniability: He doesn't believe that Voldemort is back, despite the fact that the Dark Lord has been active on his Youtube channel. He remains in denial even when Voldemort is right in front of his face and killing him.

    Molly and Arthur 

Molly and Arthur Weasley

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Appears in: Musical (Molly only), Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Lily Marks (Molly), Nick Lang (Arthur)

"Anyway, I just came here to save your lives. Go back to what you were doing."

"What'th a Muggle?! Why, it'th a wizard who doethn't... I mean, it'th a wizard who can't... he doethn't know what a Moogle ith!"

    Sirius 

Sirius Black

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_sirus.jpg

Appears in: Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Nicholas Joseph Strauss-Matathia

"It's your father's old invisibility cloak. Haha! We used to use it to play jokes on Snape! And we would solve mysteries and shit."

A fugitive from Azkaban, wanted for the murder of Peter Pettigrew. Also betrayed the Potters to Voldemort. Or did he?

    Rita 

Rita Skeeter

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_rita.jpg

Appears in: Sequel
Played by: Jaime Lyn Beatty

"Keep your nose clean, kid. Don't take any wooden Sickles, now."

  • Intrepid Reporter: Slightly more honest than her canon counterpart. Slightly.
  • Malicious Slander: Not to the extent of her canon self, but it's still there. When Lupin eats the rare and elusive shit-flavored Bertie Bott's bean, she takes the opportunity to write the headline "Remus Lupin Eats Shit". More dramatically, she quotes Sirius as saying he wants to "drug and kill" Harry when what he actually said was that he wanted to "hug and kiss" him.
  • Mr. Exposition: Gives Harry the backstory on Sirius Black.

    Lily and James 

Lily and James Potter

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_lily_james.jpg

Appears in: Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Arielle Goldman (Lily), Brian Rosenthal (James)

  • Adaptation Dye-Job: Lily is a brunette.
  • All Girls Want Bad Boys: Lily loved James because he was an asshole. In the afterlife, she's realized her mistake and is married to Nice Guy Cedric instead.
  • Amicable Exes: They've separated since dying, but are still friendly enough that Harry's reaction to seeing them is to comment how beautiful it is that they're still together.
  • Happily Married: Lily, to Cedric Diggory in the afterlife.
  • Posthumous Character: As in canon, they only appear in the Mirror of Erised, a Pensieve flashback, and when called by the Resurrection Stone.
  • Refuge in Audacity: See All Girls Want Bad Boys above? Yeah: Lily and James first hooked up at the end of an otherwise very faithful adaptation of the "Snape's Worst Memory" scene.

    Candy Lady 

The Candy Lady

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_candylady.jpg

Appears in: Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Julia Albain (Sequel), Pat Brady (Senior Year)

"Candy from the trolley, dear?"

The witch who pushes the candy trolley on the Hogwarts Express. Joins Draco's gang in Senior Year.

    Kingsley 

Kingsley Shacklebolt

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_kingsley.jpg
Those are magical felonies!

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Corey Dorris

"You know what, Potter-boy-bitch-boy-Potter?! You're a hotshot loose cannon! It's that kind of maverick attitude... that makes you perfect for the Wizard Cops!"

Chief of the Wizard Cops, and Minister of Magic in Harry's final year.

    Wizard Cops 

The Wizard Cops

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Word.

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Eric Kahn Gale, Brant Cox

'"FREEZE, MOTHAFUCKA! WE'RE THE WIZARD COPS!"

    Fleur 

Fleur Delacour

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_fleur.jpg
I sink it's romantique!

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Allie-Faye Monka

"Ron, as someone who is so very happy in love, I have advice for you. Just, how you say, be yourself."

    Albus 

Albus Potter

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_albus.jpg

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Allie-Faye Monka

"Dad, I'm scared. Could you come with me?"

Harry's son, who is getting ready to start his first year of Hogwarts 19 years after the events of Senior Year.

Muggles

    Guard 

Guard at King's Cross Station

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_guard.jpg

Appears in: Sequel
Played by: Brian Rosenthal

"Platform nine, platform ten. Nothing in between."

  • Badass Mustache: A nice big silver one.
  • Flat-Earth Atheist: Over the course of his career, seven hundred kids have asked him how to get to platform nine and three-quarters, and he still insists there's no such thing. He's so accustomed to it that he can be seen reciting to no one in particular that there's nothing between platforms nine and ten, and already knows what Harry is going to say when he asks about the platform.

    Mrs. Cole 

Mrs. Cole

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_mrscole.jpg

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Denise Donovan

"Tom Riddle? Suit yourself, but I warn you THIS BOY'S A MONSTER!!!"

    Riddle Family 

Tom, Mary, and Thoms Riddle

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_riddles.jpg

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Chris Allen (Tom), Arielle Goldman (Mary), Nico Ager (Thoms)

  • Adaptation Name Change: On the prop for the Riddle family gravestone in Musical, someone accidentally wrote Thomas Riddle's name as "Thoms Riddle". They rolled with it, first by having Cedric read the name aloud as "Thoms" and finally making Thoms the character's official name in Senior Year.
  • Anachronism Stew: Tom's attire is straight out of the 1990s, he uses headphones from the same time period, and he references the Ninja Turtles, which all makes sense even if it would result in a shockingly young Voldemort... but Mary is seen talking on an iPhone.
  • Basement-Dweller: Tom is an adult living with his parents, which wasn't too odd when it was true of the canonical version, but the modern setting of the Riddle house in this version takes that opportunity to characterize him as a loser.
  • Man Child: Tom, a man old enough to have a 15-year-old son, dresses and acts like a 15-year-old himself.
  • O.C. Stand-in: Nothing is known about the canonical Riddle family, save the implication that they're Upper Class Twits. Team Starkid interprets them as a mix of hillbillies and just plain weirdos.
  • Politically Incorrect Villain: Tom Sr.'s impression of Merope looks uncomfortably like a mockery of mentally disabled people, and all three of them go silent upon discovering that Tom Jr. is a dancer (the implied homophobia was explicit in the original script).
  • Toilet Humor: The overly-prolonged scene where Thoms poops his pants and young Voldemort is forced to clean it up.
  • We All Live in America: Quoth Tom, "Show me Hogwarts on a map of the United States of America. It doesn't exist!"

Magical Creatures

    Hungarian Horntail 

The Hungarian Horntail

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Appears in: Musical, Senior Year (as a corpse)
Played by: Lauren Lopez (mouth, voice), Devin Lytle (eyes, voice), Tyler Brunsman (neck)

"Ra ra ra ra ra."

  • The Dreaded: Most terrifying thing you ever seen in your whole life!
  • Muppet: A very large and expressive, if floppy, puppet performed by three people.
  • Music Soothes the Savage Beast: Harry puts it to sleep with a lullaby.
  • Retcon: Harry lulls it to sleep, then puts it in a wrestling hold to claim victory. Based on the circumstances of a reenactment of the scene involving a snake, and the fact that the Horntail's carcass appears in Hagrid's hut, it appears that Senior Year is canon with the original script, in which Harry used his wand to blow its brains out.
  • Voice of the Legion: Both of its facial puppeteers provide its voice.

    Sorty 

The Sorting Hat

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_sorty.jpg

Appears in: Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Nick Lang

"This is our home too, Harry."

    Firenze 

Firenze

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_firenze.jpg
Yes, it sounds like a funny problem, but it's actually not.

Appears in: Sequel
Played by: Jim Povolo

"Tonight, the centaurs will make celebracion, with dancing, music, and much coitus with this one!"

  • Big Damn Heroes: Rushes to the rescue against both Werewolf!Lupin and Umbridge.
  • Can't Argue with Elves: Everyone thinks he's awesome.
    Harry: Thanks, Firenze. You're so cool!
    Firenze: [chuckles] I sure am.
  • Coconut Superpowers: How does Team Starkid create a centaur? They glue a teeny-tiny horse body to Jim Povolo's ass, of course. Especially funny since Firenze appears in the same scene as a very well-made werewolf, so they probably could have done better if it wasn't so dang funny.
  • Furry Reminder: Ron strokes him, causing a horse-like shudder to run through his entire body.
  • Gag Penis: Like other centaurs, he apparently has a massive horse penis. Ron takes a look at it and is very impressed.
  • Groin Attack: Umbridge learns that this doesn't really work on centaurs.
    Firenze: Ah! My chest!
  • It Is Pronounced Tro Pay: Pronounces several words pretentiously.
  • Mr. Fanservice: A massive, shirtless man with long blond hair and a soothing voice.
  • One-Gender Race: He explains that there are no remaining centaur women, and his mission is to find a human woman strong enough to withstand sex with the centaurs so that the race can be repopulated.
  • Our Centaurs Are Different: A One-Gender Race of stoner dudes.
  • Smoking Hot Sex: Seen with a cigarette after mating with Professor Umbridge.
  • Walking Shirtless Scene: As you'd expect from a centaur.
  • Warrior Poet: A gentle and poetic figure who nevertheless engages in an awesome hand-to-hand combat scene against Umbridge.

    Hedwig 

Hedwig

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Honk honk! Meow!

Appears in: Sequel
Played by: Arielle Goldman

"Listen, kid, I don't have all the answers. I don't even know why I can talk, really. But as another talking animal once said, 'All fathers care for their sons.' So hang in there. Okay?"

  • Demoted to Extra: A constant presence throughout the books, here she's only in a few scenes in the second show. It even appears that she's a Hogwarts owl instead of belonging to Harry.
  • Talking Animal: And she's not sure why.
  • Troll: While the first-years are cleaning the Owlery, she poops on the floor and says "You missed a spot."

    Scabbers 

Scabbers

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_scabbers.jpg

Appears in: Sequel
Played by: A small stuffed animal

  • Dead All Along: How did an ordinary rat live over ten years? He didn't. According to Ron, he's been dead for years.
  • Decomposite Character: Has no connection to Peter Pettigrew.
  • Parrot Pet Position: Spends almost the entirety of Sequel perched on Ron's shoulder.
  • Red Herring: We're certainly given enough reason to suspect him of being Peter Pettigrew.

    Crookshanks 

Crookshanks

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_crookshanks.jpg

Appears in: Sequel
Played by: n/a

  • The Cat Came Back: Actual cat example. He pops up in the strangest places.
  • Coconut Superpowers: Portrayed by some kind of stuffed animal with the tail of some other stuffed animal and wearing a tiger mask.
  • Death by Adaptation: Gets thrown to werewolf!Lupin and is never seen again. Hey, that's more closure than he got in canon.
  • Mix-and-Match Critters: Doesn't look much like a cat, probably reflecting the canon character's part-kneazle roots.
  • Running Gag: Any time a character reaches into a bag in Sequel, you can bet that, to their horror, they'll pull a yowling Crookshanks out of it.
  • That Poor Cat: They make good use of this trope and its associated sound effects.

    Basilisk 

Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk

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I'm a ton bigger than you'd expect!

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Brian Holden (voice, lead puppeteer), Allie-Faye Monka, Denise Donovan, Arielle Goldman (body puppeteers)

"Sssssnake. I'm a snake! Oh, where'd my arms go? Just kidding, I'm a snaaaaake."

  • Brown Note: Though unlike the canon version, it can only petrify with its gaze, not kill.
  • Muppet: Of a much higher quality than the Hungarian Horntail.
  • Large Ham: Has very silly dialogue with delivery to match.
  • No Ontological Inertia: Killing it cures all of its petrified victims. Earlier on, it's established that this is the way it works so it doesn't come out of left field.
  • Sssssnaketalk: Well, yeah.

    Aragog 

Aragog

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_aragog.jpg
Welcome to my crib!

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Jeff Blim

"And now, I'm going to eat you!"

An enormous spider who lives in the Forbidden Forest. The living embodiment of Vore and the Big Lipped Alligator Moment.

    Myrtle 

Moaning Myrtle

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_myrtle.jpg

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Chris Allen

"Awww, poor baby. Harry Potter's girlfriend sad, because she's still alive! Does baby want some wine with that cheese? Fuck you!"

  • Butt Monkey: She's the standard by which uncoolness is measured at Hogwarts.
  • Cross-Cast Role: One of the most horrendously obvious examples in the trilogy.
  • The Ghost: Pardon the pun. Like Hagrid, she's a Running Gag in the first two musicals but doesn't appear until the third.
  • Hypocritical Humor: Advises Ginny against killing herself... because the last thing Hogwarts needs is the ghost of a whiny bitch with an annoying screechy voice.

    Nick 

Nearly Headless Nick

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_nick.jpg

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Joe Moses

"You look glum, Mr. Weasley. What ails you?"

    Gray Lady 

The Gray Lady

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_gray_lady.jpg

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Elona Finlay

  • The Cameo: Appears for only a few seconds, making out with the Headless Horseman (somehow) at Nick's party.
  • Promoted to Love Interest: For Nick. Emphasis on "interest"; they don't get together.

    Fawkes 

Fawkes

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_fawkes.jpg

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: n/a

  • Chekhov's Gunman: Seen as Hagrid's new "roommate" long before his tears are used in yet another of Hagrid's Big Damn Heroes moments.
  • Swiss Army Tears: Which Hagrid applies to Harry's wounds by whipping Fawkes around like a saltshaker.

Original Characters/Canon Foreigners

    Rumbleroar 

Rumbleroar

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_rumbleroar.jpg

Appears in: Musical
Played by: Jim Povolo

"Do you have your space suit, Dumbledore?"

A talking lion and the headmaster of Pigfarts, a wizarding school on Mars.

    Scarfy 

The Scarf of Sexual Preference

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Metrosexual!

Appears in: Sequel, Senior Year
Played by: Nick Lang

"Oh... interesting... I could see you going a number of ways."

After being sorted into their House, students are then turned over to the Sorting Hat's (eventual) husband, the Scarf of Sexual Preference, who shouts out that student's sexual orientation.

    Mama Umbridge 

Mama Umbridge

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_mama_umbridge.jpg

Appears in: Sequel
Played by: Nick Lang

"Do you love them enough to scold them? Do you love them enough to whip their li'l bottoms? Do you love them enough... to kill them?"

  • Abusive Parents: Dolores' stories of her would certainly suggest it.
  • Cross-Cast Role: Not as manly as her daughter, but quite shrill.
  • Face Framed in Shadow: Possibly unintentional, but the effect adds to the horror of the scene.
  • Mommy Issues: A manifestation of Dolores'.
  • Posthumous Character: Appears as her daughter's psychotic hallucinations.
  • Sanity Slippage: Her appearance signifies this for Dolores.
    Umbridge: Why didn't I think of that before?
    Mama: Because it's crazy!
    Umbridge: Yeah! Uh... uh-oh... I'm crazy now, aren't I Mama?
    Mama: I wouldn't be here if you wasn't!

    Narrator 

The Narrator

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Just then, Harry literally surfs into the room on a heart-shaped guitar being held up by enchanted rose petals!

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Bob Joles

"Blood begins to spurt from the diary as Voldemort convulses. Voldemort's chest explodes open! a blinding white light shines out! Pieces of Voldemort's body begin to break off, as he desperately wails! His face flakes away, revealing a grotesque screaming skull! Soon, all his skin ignites into flame! His burning skeleton crumbles into a mess of gore and green goo! JOE WALKER DIES!!!"

Due to the time constraints and overall ambitious nature of Senior Year, it was performed as a staged reading instead of a full performance; like most readings, it therefore employed a narrator to read the stage directions. However, the narration proved to be unnecessary for understanding the story and so was mostly used to provide more jokes.

  • The Cameo: For Hollywood voice actor Bob Joles, who also appeared in Starship; Starkid has access to his talents because he's married to their agent.
  • Interactive Narrator: During this moment:
    Narrator: Ginny walks up a crooked staircase to the bedroom, where she finds Ron sitting on the edge of the bed, lightly strumming a guitar and singing with his meager voice.
    Ron: Hey!
    Narrator: Sorry, Ron.
  • The Long List: Just before the climax, he rattles off a list of Hogwarts students accompanying Harry into the Chamber of Secrets. The list goes on forever, but still fails to account for every character present.
  • Take Our Word for It: His purpose in a nutshell. In a typical script reading, a narrator is necessary to let the audience know what they should be seeing onstage. In practice, though, Senior Year was staged so well that such a narrator was unnecessary, so most of Bob's narration consists of describing impossible Visual Effects of Awesome for comedic purposes.

    Wang Mu 

Wang Mu

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avpm_wangmu.jpg

Appears in: Senior Year
Played by: Sango Tajima

"Come on daddies! We so late!"

The adopted daughter of Quirrell and Voldemort, who attends Hogwarts alongside Albus Potter.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/AVeryPotterMusical