Because the show is so rich in Alternative Character Interpretations
"I'm Harry freakin' Potter and I'm the man!"
Much like his canon counterpart, Harry Potter is 'the boy who lived', an orphan made famous by being the only wizard to ever survive Voldemort's killing curse. However in this universe he is now a bit too full of himself as he's the coolest kid in school who can charm anyone with his guitar. His best friends are Ron and Hermione and he crushes on Cho Chang, causing him to hate her boyfriend Cedric Diggory (all while being oblivious to the girl right for him all along, Ginny). He is chosen as the Gryffindor champion of the House Cup tournament (which is really just a ploy by Voldemort to defeat him). However as the show goes on, Harry begins to grow as a person and by the end he is ready to face his fate as he battles Voldemort. During his first year at Hogwarts he discovers more about his past and himself as he faces off Umbridge and Lucius Malfoy. Played by Darren Criss
Harry's best friend, who initially comes off as a jerk, especially in regards to his little sister Ginny and his friend Hermione. Ron is on the surface as lazy and big-headed as Harry initially appears, but he feels inadequate in regards to Harry. Upon seeing Hermione reveal herself to be Beautiful All Along
at the Yule Ball, he realizes he is in love with her. Unfortunately he makes a fool of himself, causing a misunderstanding with her and he sets out to not only help Harry, but prove himself to her along the way. During first year, Ron becomes BFFs with Harry before learning of his friend's identity. Played by Joey Richter.
Hermione Granger (Danger...)
"The coolest girl on the face of the planet! The coolest bitch on Earth, goddammit!"Badass Bookworm
Hermione is probably the closest in canon terms to her original counterpart, the only difference now being that she has become the Butt Monkey
of Hogwarts. One of Harry's best friends, Hermione is the
smartest girl (nay, person) at Hogwarts, she is often the one administering the helpful information to Harry, whom she frets over like a mother. The Yule Ball starts a dramatic change in Hermione as everyone realizes she was Beautiful All Along
and actually cool (causing Ron and Draco to fall in love with her in the process). She continues to help Harry on his journey, but she learns to step to the side and allow him to learn and grow on his own. In her first year, she really let the taunts of her classmates get to her, until Future!Draco
helps her start the journey to awesomeness
. Played by Bonnie Gruesen and Meredith Stepien.
"This place has really gone to the dogs. Luckily next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!"
A petite wizard who rivals and bullies Harry and his friends. Initially a Slytherin pure-blood supremacist, Draco hates Harry for being the coolest kid in school instead of him and longs to transfer to Pigfarts, a wizarding school on Mars. No one except his sidekicks Crabbe and Goyle take him seriously. He is chosen as the Slytherin champion for the House tournament, battling the Reluctant Dragon. Despite blatant hints throughout the show, Draco does not realize his feelings for Hermione Granger until he sees her all dolled up at the Yule Ball. After Harry (and Neville) humiliate him he joins forces with Voldemort to sneak Death Eaters into Hogwarts and kill Dumbledore in exchange for a rocket to Mars. He can not bring himself to kill Dumbledore though and ends up joining Harry and his friends. In the Sequel, he ends up going back in time with his father and his Death Eaters, orchestrating most of the plot so that the Trio survive their first year... and he totally doesn't have an ulterior motive.
Played by Lauren Lopez.
- Cassandra Truth: Draco brags about Pigfarts, a wizarding school on Mars with a lion headmaster named Rumbleroar, but Harry, Ron, and Hermione don't believe him. As it turns out, there really is a school on Mars called Pigfarts. And a talking lion Headmaster called Rumbleroar.
Draco: "Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come. Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum, yum yum..."
- Composite Character: Takes on the role of Viktor Krum as one of the champions from a morally-suspicious house and his crush on Hermione. There's plenty of Luna Lovegood in there, too; see Cloudcuckoolander.
- Cross Cast Role: Wonderfully portrayed by a petite woman.
- Face-Heel Turn
- Fake Brit: Very obviously. It's a very unconvincing British Accent.
- Harmless Villain: For the most part.
- Heel-Face Turn
- The Lancer
- Large Ham
- Love Redeems: Sort of...
- Luke, I Am Your Father: "It's 'cause you're a ***ing elf!"
- The Napoleon: Draco is just about the shortest person in the show apart from Sango Taijima (Lavender).
- Second Love: Luna Lovegood.
- The Sixth Ranger
- Slouch of Villainy: Constantly fails at this in the most hilarious way possible.
- Small Name, Big Ego: A short blond boy soprano who struts around bragging about the most nonsensical of things, while attempting to strike cool poses. Thing is, he's so over the top in his bizarreness that the kids he bullies don't even know how to respond.
- Throw It In: According to certain sources, the classic punchline to the Unbreakable Vow scene was an improvisation.
- Throw the Dog a Bone: In spite of Hermione ultimately rejecting Draco, Draco finds a Second Love in Luna, who also wears diapers and knows about Pigfarts.
- Took a Level in Badass: In the sequel.
- "Well Done, Son!" Guy: What he desperately wants from Lucius in the AVPS.
"Wowee, Harry Potter!"
Ron's little sister with a huge crush on Harry. Ginny is initially left out of the group as the Power Trio
goes on their adventures, mainly due to her annoying behavior and Ron's brotherly attitude towards her. She truly cares for Harry though and is heartbroken over his crush on Cho. Later when she proves to be kind and truly understanding of Harry's misfortunes, he starts to fall for her as well. Eventually, Ginny finds herself joining in the battle against Voldemort as she proves herself to be the right girl for Harry, as well as showing off a powerful set of pipes. Played by Jaime Lyn Beatty.
- Annoying Younger Sibling: In Ron's opinion, at first.
- The Chick
- Demoted to Extra: In the sequel, though Jaime Lyn Beatty plays Rita Skeeter as well.
- Genki Girl
- It's Not You, It's My Enemies: Harry also uses this excuse to dump Ginny, causing them to have an argument while using the Spider-Man movies as examples.
- Large Ham: In Senior Year. She's like a cross between Radical Edward and Misa Amane.
- The Load: To Ron in the sequel. She's apparently attached to him so much that he's overjoyed when Molly takes her away so that Ron and his brothers can catch the train.
- Love Interest: Eventually, to Harry.
- My Sister Is Off Limits: Harry initially turns Ginny down because he's worried about his friendship with Ron. Turns out, Ron is totally cool with it.
- The Watson: With Harry and his friends well established in their secs year, she fulfills this role, getting things like Cho Chang and the Invisibility Cloak explained to her.
"I believe everything has its place. Muggles have their place, mudbloods have their place, and so do your clothes! Namely, A DRESSER!"
The villainous, evil, dark lord-who was beaten by two-year-old Harry. Now bodiless and weak, Professor Quirrell attaches him to the back of his head as he plots to regain his body and defeat Harry once and for all. But to his surprise he finds himself bonding with Quirrell, his first real friend. Eventually his evil plot to regain his body works, but at the cost of his new found friendship, while Harry escapes to warn the world he's back. Now on a mission to destroy Harry and take over the wizarding world, Voldemort might just succeed... if only these sad feelings would just leave him alone! Played by Joe Walker.
- Affably Evil: A lot less serious than his canon counterpart, Voldemort here has a fun loving side along with his classic villain persona.
- Berserk Button: He hates Snickers bars. Getting one from his grandparents for Christmas set him off, resulting in him killing them and his father.
- Bi the Way or possibly If It's You, It's Okay
- The script for Senior Year pretty much confirms the former, as he seems to have experimented with Damien.
- If it wasn't for what appears to be a pretty enthusiastic sex life with Bellatrix, he'd be a flat out Transparent Closet.
Bellatrix: No! you're thinking of that peon that we sent to Azkaban!
He's not a peon! (to the side)
He's more of a man
than you'll ever be...
- Mr. Fanservice: After he gets his body back, but even before it's pretty obvious the guy is gorgeous.
- Evil Is Sexy: A handsome young man wearing only a cape, tights, and tap shoes.
- Ho Yay: with Quirell.
- Large Ham
- Love Redeems
- Neat Freak: Even though Quirrell is the sissy in the relationship, it's the Dark Lord who freaks out over dirty laundry on a chair.
Voldemort: I command you to get up and—FOLD THEM, AT LEAST!
- Not Quite Dead
- Pun: "You know, Quirrell, over the past year I've really grown attached to you."
- Take Over the World: What he wants.
- Throw It In: Joe Walker threw in this gem one night: "You'd think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes people dead."
- Walking Shirtless Scene: See his clothing choices above.
"Who's ready to fight a draaaaaaaaaagon? Of course you're not ready, you're just children, what the hell am I thinking?"
The Headmaster of Hogwarts, much more of a Trickster Mentor
than in the original series with a love for Zac Efron and High School Musical
. Played by Dylan Saunders.
- Camp Gay / Straight Gay: Zigzagged. His attempts to hit on Snape and love of High School Musical are for laughs, but played very low-key. Basically, his sexual preference is obvious, but not in such a way that it's the defining trait of his character.
- He also hit on Umbridge because he thought she's a man.
- Informed Attractiveness: He's the most beautiful wizard there ever was.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Maybe. He does have a soft spot for Harry, but he's still a jerk.
- Ho Yay: With Snape.
- Large Ham
- Not Quite Dead
- Paper-Thin Disguise: He has a large white beard but, when disguising himself, all he needs to do to become completely unrecognisable is to wear a fake beard. A fake which is, in RL, the same as his usual beard, except brown. It also doesn't cover the white beard underneath. At all.
- Wizard Beard: Shorter than in canon and, in RL, quite clearly fake.
"When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers!"
The new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts with a dark secret: Voldemort is living on the back of his head. Following orders he reinstates the House Cup tournament in a ploy to capture Harry and restore his master-and bonding with a certain dark wizard along the way. Played by Brian Rosenthal.
- Affably Evil
- Ambiguously Gay: Quirrell doesn't seem to be too interested in picking up chicks.
- Not to mention that he admits he has been 'Single all his life," and has a fondness for flowers and books by Jane Austen
- Hilarious in Hindsight when you find out that he canonically and beware of a Pottermore spoiler, used to press wild flowers before he died.
- Camp Gay: He and Voldemort adopt a daughter in the third musical.
- As You Know: Lampshaded, repeatedly.
- Ascended Meme: Almost certainly a coincidence, but see the character quote? Pottermore says that one of his hobbies is pressing wild flowers.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Maybe.
- Composite Character: Also fulfills the purpose of Barty Crouch Jr.
- Ensemble Darkhorse: Quirrellmort became a popular ship in the Harry Potter fandom after the Musical premiered on Youtube. Quirrell himself could be considered one since a fair few people were sad that he didn't make even a brief cameo in the Sequel, even though Brian Rosental was present, playing James Potter, Seamus Finnigan, and the Muggle conductor.
- Everyone Went to School Together: He, Bellatrix, and Lucius were Voldemort's original Death Eaters.
- Hilarious in Hindsight: Pottermore spoiler: He used to press wild flowers before his death.
- Ho Yay: With Voldemort.
- Poke the Poodle:
Quirrell: But, the papers-
Voldemort: Oh, just give 'em all B-'s and be done with it.
Quirrell: Now that's evil!
The Potions master of Hogwarts whose loyalty is always up in the air. Doesn't do much apart from hamming around
, Info Dump
-ing and fulfilling Peter Pettigrew's place in the plot. He's still hilarious, though. Played by Joe Moses.
- Berserk Button: Being called a butt-trumpet. Also:
Sirius: You just can't stand that she picked James over you!
- Chewing the Scenery: He's probably the reason there is no scenery in the musical; he'd already eaten it all.
- Cloudcuckoolander: He's made out to be one in the Potion Master's Corner, in which Joe Moses interviews the cast in character. Or at least, in-character as a freaking crazy, random person who's dressed like and talks like Snape.
- Has some elements of this in the plays, as well, though he tends to be a little more grounded in reality there. A little bit.
- Composite Character: Performs the task of cutting off his hand a la Peter Pettigrew.
- Crowning Music of Awesome: "Guys Like Potter". Who knew Snape could sing? And then the Tear Jerker song is punctuated when Snape looks into the Mirror of Erised and sees Lily.
- Fountain of Memes: For just a few of his oh so quotable lines, see this video.
- Friendly Enemy: In the books, Ron thought Snape was a total asshole, and, at the very least, wished he'd be fired. In this continuity, they get along rather well.
- Ho Yay: With Dumbledore, and with Ron(!) in the sequel.
- Also with Draco, such as constantly trying to touch him in Voldermort's office and taking him back to his office when he sees Draco in his underwear.
- And some Foe Yay with Lupin in the sequel.
- Hook Hand
- Incoming Ham: "What the Devil is going on heeeere?"
- Jerkass Woobie: In the sequel. Oh, God...
- Large Ham: Of all the hams in this show, he is by far the hammiest.
- More than likely a shout-out to Alan Rickman's deliciously hammy performance in the movies.
- Unlucky Childhood Friend: Same as in the canon.
"If I'm going to be evil with you, I need to be evil with all of you!"
Voldemort's girlfriend and right hand woman who is slightly off her rocker. She readily accepts Voldemort once he regains his body and attempts to revamp the relationship as they carry out various evil plans. Unfortunately Voldemort is slightly different
after his time with Quirrell and Bellatrix's patience with him starts to slip. Played by Britney Coleman.
"Hufflepuffs are particularly good FINDers."
A Hufflepuff boy who is unknowingly a rival against Harry for Cho's affections. Chosen as the Hufflepuff champion during House Cup tournament, he fights Puff the Magic Dragon. He gets into a fight with Harry over Cho during the Yule Ball and ends up being murdered by Voldemort
. Played by Tyler Brunsman.
"I'm Cho Chang, y'all."
The "super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot" Cho is Harry's initial crush who is going out with Cedric Diggory. Despite what her name suggests, she is actually a Southern white girl. She is chosen as the Ravenclaw champion during the House Cup tournament and fights Figment the Imaginary dragon. Played by Devin Lytle.
"My, look at these strapping young gentlemen."
A fellow student attending Hogwarts in the Gryffindor house with Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny. He's barely there. Played by Richard Campbell.
- Butt Monkey: The only character Ron treats worse then Hermione and Ginny? Neville.
- He may insult Neville behind his back, but he never does anything to his face.
- Crowning Moment of Awesome: Depantsing Malfoy.
Crabbe and Goyle
"WE HATE NERDS!"
Draco Malfoy's Slytherin sidekicks who hate nerds and girls. Crabbe is played by Julia Albain and Goyle is played by Jim Povolo.
"WHO DISRASPECT DA UMBRIDGE?!?"
A Ministry of Magic official sent to oversee security at Hogwarts. Develops an intense crush on Dumbledore. Played by Joe Walker.
"I'm not dangerous and I'm not homeless! ...Anymore."
The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and a homeless drunk. Also a werewolf
and James Potter's best friend. Played by Brian Holden.
"It's your father's old invisibility cloak. We used to use it to play jokes on Snape! And we would solve mysteries and shit."
A fugitive from Azkaban, wanted for the murder of Peter Pettigrew. Also betrayed the Potters to Voldemort. Or did he?
Pussy Wiener Nicholas Joseph
- Chewing the Scenery: "Lupin, my friend! You know the man you really are! His heart still beats in there!" Definitely a Shout-Out to Gary Oldman's performance in Prisoner of Azkaban.
- Ho Yay: With both Lupin and Harry.
- Lupin and Sirius can be seen exchanging a kiss in the background during the finale. About 5:16 into this
- Large Ham: Seems to have difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE!
- Malicious Slander: Rita Skeeter wrote in an article that Sirius was going to "drug and kill" Harry, when he really said he was just going to hug and kiss him.
"I wanted to know if you were interested in a role in the evil scheme I've just choreographed."
Draco's father who is quite the dancer. A Death Eater, he travels back in time to try to finish off Harry before he can take on Voldemort. Played by Tyler Brunsman.
- Bishounen: He's remarkably pretty, and his British accent is remarkably pretty, and his legs are so long.
- Crowning Music of Awesome: "It's Not Over Yet". Also counts as his Villain Song.
- Draco in Leather Pants: Very tight, Jareth-y pants.
- Everyone Went to School Together: He, Quirrel and Bellatrix were Voldemort's original Death Eaters.
- Kick the Dog: Crumpling up a drawing Draco gave him.
- Large Ham: Dances around stage doing high kicks, and on at least one occasion has his minions dramatically carry him across the stage.
- Mr. Fanservice
- "Well Done, Son!" Guy: Draco shows off some moves he learned from the centaurs, making Lucius proud that he finally learned to dance.
- Whole Costume Reference: Seemingly to Jareth from Labyrinth.
- It should be noted that the tights, vest, and puffy shirt are a standard male classical ballet costume, which was a huge part of Lucius's character. Though referencing Labyrinth does seem like a very Starkid thing to do.
A popular wizard author, responsible for such masterpieces as Twilight
and The Hunger Games
. Actually, he stole them from Muggle authors and rewrote them for wizards. Plans to do the opposite with Harry Potter's life story, although he also has the secret desire to shrink himself to the size of a mouse and live among them.
Played by A.J. Holmes