Quotes: A Very Potter Musical
"Look at this! Rocket-ship Potter! Star-kid Potter! Moon-shoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!"
"I'm Harry Freakin' Potter, and I'm the man!"
"It's gonna be totally awesome!"
—Harry Potter and Ron Weasley
And from that moment forward, I picked anything I could find, and I hoisted it over my head, and I ate nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and ROCKS! 'Cause I tell you, girls- it's a man's world out there, and to get ahead, you need to be stronger than a man. You gotta be... A WOMAN!
"And remember, a portkey can be any sort of seemingly harmless object like...a football, or a dolphin."
"Well, I believe that everything has its place. Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so. Do. Your. Clothes! Namely, a dresser!
"You think that killing people makes them like you but it doesn't! It just makes people dead!"