Quotes / A Very Potter Musical

"Look at this! Rocket-ship Potter! Star-kid Potter! Moon-shoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!"
Draco Malfoy

"It's gonna be totally awesome!"
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley

And from that moment forward, I picked anything I could find, and I hoisted it over my head, and I ate nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and ROCKS! 'Cause I tell you, girls—it's a man's world out there, and to get ahead, you need to be stronger than a man. You gotta be... A WOMAN!

"And remember, a portkey can be any sort of seemingly harmless object like... a football, or a dolphin."

"Well, I believe that everything has its place. Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so. Do. Your. Clothes! Namely, a dresser!

"You think that killing people makes them like you but it doesn't! It just makes people dead!"

"And you'll be the one, that's totally awesome"