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WMG for A Very Potter Musical. And it's going to be Totally Spoilerific!
It is a Boss Zefron poster.
Dumbledore, Voldemort, Quirrel, and Rumbleroar are dead, and Pigfarts is the afterlife.
Rumbleroar=Aslan. I don't know if Draco is suicidal or if he just got a glimpse of the afterlife at some point (Luscius[sic] Avada Kedavr-ing Draco half to death for accidentally giving their house-elf a sock?) and was that misguided about the whole thing. If the final song can be taken as canon, the death eaters must have swarmed the castle and killed everyone before discovering that Voldemort was dead, since they were only protected from Voldemort and not his followers. If not, no big deal. Voldemort told Quirrel they were both alive and Quirrel saved him because Quirrel was a good and loyal man, and the conservative Christians are wrong, so he got a happy afterlife.
Cedric Diggory is still alive.
He faked his part in Voldemort's return so as to more easily live his double life as Cornelius Fudge. The Selective Obliviousness was (unnecessary) payback to Voldemort for shouting " Avada Kedabra" while silently casting an Emerald City spell.
Going with the above, Ginny lives a double life as Rita Skeeter.
In Harry she claims to have seen him "conquer certain death," despite the song being sung before the first task. This would also explain why Rita wasn't in AVPM.
Snape true alliance is Rumbleroar
He is trying to keep Pigfats existence a secret!
A Very Potter Threequel will feature Luna Lovegood in a prominent role.
A Very Potter Threequel will be like this.
The story of AVPM and AVPS are more or less what the Wizarding World knows/remembers about Harry adventures
Many things and details are down right wrong, like if they come from a Rita Skeeter article, in fact, they might have, considering there is no mention of her (or Sirius) being a animagus and she seems to be a rather honest report in this story.
A Very Potter Musical is a production in the Harry Potter Universe.
Quirrel turned himself in because he was depressed from feeling betrayed.
Voldemort never actually framed him, and was hoping that his blag might get Fudge to release the unjustly imprisoned man, who had obviously confessed under the influence of an Imperius Curse.
They can't not make a Celebrity Paradox joke with Darren Criss.
Threequel will include the fate of Dobby
Draco will try to find Dobby/ his father in the threequel, this may or may not be important to the plot.
Threequel will include Dobby, Tom Riddle's Diary, Pigfarts, and all the loose ends in the franchise
It will be Four Lines No Waiting plot with everyone's stories intersecting:
That plot hole they say exists. . .
It's Harry's Firebolt! In the first song of the first musical, Harry says he's gonna take his Firebolt and take to the skies; well in the sequel, he gives his Firebolt to Lupin and Serius and shouldn't have it in the first one.
Harry's middle name is Freaking
Hence Harry "Freaking" Potter.
The DADA teacher in the threequel will be Gilderoy Lockhart.
The Composite Character of Quirrel and Barty Crouch Jr. was in AVPM. Lupin and Umbridge were in AVPS. Snape is dead, and it seems unlikely that Dumbledore will let the Carrows teach. That leaves Lockhart.
The show itself is a Horcrux
Voldemort turned it into one when he killed Fudge, and that is how he was able to return.
Evanna Lynch will play Luna
Quirrell isn't TECHNICALLY a horcrux
Due to their... close friendship while sharing the same body, it caused a piece of Voldemort's soul to be left behind after they seperated.
Lucius is a closeted homosexual
He was forced to marry to produce an heir. He wasn't able to perform very well for Narcissa. She eventually got so desperate that she shagged the House-elf. There's also his... effeminate mannerisms. The fact he insults his son by calling him a poof could be a sign of an Armoured Closet Gay.
Elements which may appear in AVPT
Quirrell is straight
But has a huge fetish for Regency style clothing
The bomb sandwich was planned by Snape and Dumbledore just to screw with Hermione's head
Neither of them like her very much, and Snape is shown to be loyal to Dumbledore in this version too, so they planned the sandwich to mock her when she inevitably came to the conclusion that Snape was trying to kill Harry.
Snape will play a role in the threequel somehow
Because, honestly, it's hard to imagine one of these plays without "What the devil is goooing on heeeere!"
The Threequel will go way, way back
Lockhart, in an attempt to impress Rita Skeeter, will go back in time to write Hogwarts, a History. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco go back to stop him from changing the present...past...whatever. Once in the past, the kids meet the founders of Hogwarts and have to convince them to create the school. Problems arise when the kids learn that these wizards are nothing like the ones they read about in history: Godric is a Cowardly Lion, Rowena is a Brainless Beauty (without her diadem), Salazar is the Only Sane Man, and Helga just wants to cook.
Each one matches up with a founder, with Harry teaching Godric to be brave, Hermione having intellectual conversations with Rowena, Malfoy teaching Salazar how to slither, and Ron trying to find out just what the hell a Hufflepuff is for Helga's sake. Hilarity Ensues.
On the side is the problem of the missing Helena Ravenclaw and the (not yet) Bloody Baron, along with Lockhart's attempts to insert himself into history.
Draco Malfoy has no spine.
He rolls around on the floor because of this. And why doesn't he have a spine? Because he's a f*cking elf!
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