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Mr. Gilbert
Mr. Philip Gilbert
I assure you, once my legal obligation to look after your best interests is removed, I can be one truly nasty FUCKER.
Played by: Greg Davies
The head of the Sixth Form two years stage of education in Rudge Park, and accordingly, the major authority figure in the school for the protagonists.
- Apathetic Teacher: In general, Gilbert is utterly switched off from life in the secondary education system, and will generally leave you alone if you leave him alone. However, as Will discovers to his cost, Sadist Teacher is what happens when you get on his bad side...
- The Atoner: After denying Will a chance to use the bathroom during exam time, Will ended up soiling himself. Knowing that the poor kid could have avoided this latest humiliation if Gilbert had just fulfilled his request, Gilbert makes up for this by gently escorting Will out of the exam hall without belittling him. Once his good deed is done, Gilbert goes back to mistreating Will, even bringing up the offending incident just to keep the boy humble.
- Berserk Button: Seems to have one about being contradicted. Will being Will, he tends to do this a lot.
- Big Damn Heroes: A downplayed example, since "hero" definitely doesn't seem to apply (he's mainly doing it to keep the peace rather than out of concern for anyone's welfare), but twice throughout the series he swoops in to prevent Neil from becoming a victim of "Paedo" Kennedy's attentions.
- Break the Haughty: His poor treatment of Will seems to be part him just being a dick, and part a desire to bring the boy down a peg or two, since Will genuinely does possess a rather over-inflated opinion of how smart, mature and wise he is.
- Brick Joke: In the series, he tells Will he'd like to get with his mother. In the second movie, he actually does.
- Child Hater: He really seems like one at times.
- Cool Old Guy: More middle-aged rather than old, but on holidays he'll loosen up and go on the piss. He turns up in Malia in the first movie, riding a quadbike while naked and in the extended cut playing drinking games in one of the bars.
- Commonality Connection: Subverted. He and Will agree that the talent show is a sham but it doesn't stop Mr. Gilbert from forcing Will to help run the thing anyway.
- Deadpan Snarker: Probably the most acidically sarcastic character in the show, especially towards Will.
- Dean Bitterman: It's pretty clear that he's lost all interest in actually educating teens at this point. He and Will tend to clash often.
- Death Glare: Pretty much constantly gives off an intimidating wide-eyed one.
- Depending on the Writer: The show tends to flip flop on whether he's a Reasonable Authority Figure beneath his Jerkassery or a complete Sadist Teacher who freely abuses his power to pick on students. Generally he only becomes the latter when someone acts particularly annoying towards him, but that isn't always the case.
- Didn't Think This Through: Gilbert assumed Will's conspicuously frequent bathroom breaks were signs of cheating. This despite knowing that Will is a goody-goody for whom such a crime would be highly out of character and that it wouldn't be too unusual for someone as high-strung as Will to need several bathroom breaks during a major exam.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Many of his punishments tend to turn out this way, especially towards Will.
- He forces Will to attend his work experience at the garage simply because Will told him he made a mistake. Though it is suggested that he might have (grudgingly) been willing to correct the error had Will not broached the subject rather snottily.
- Threatens to ruin Will's educational prospects unless he finds out who ruined the flower garden.
- He gives Jay and Neil four weeks of detention simply for mentioning that they saw him at Waterside Shopping Centre.
- Do Not Call Me Phil: Especially not if you're Will.
- The Dreaded: Most of the time, none of the four want anything to do with him.
- Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Absolutely towers over Will's mum (even though at 5'7" she's of above average height); his eventual girlfriend.
- I Banged Your Mom: In the second movie. He takes a sick pleasure in describing the act to Will.
- Jaded Washout: It's clear that any enthusiasm he may have once had for teaching has long since eroded into callous cynicism.
- Jerkass: He deliberately goes out of his way to make life miserable for Will and takes great pleasure in seeing misfortunes happen to him.
- Jerkass Has a Point:
- While he takes delight in Will's bullying during his work experience, he still believes that Will must've said something for him to get bullied that badly. In fact, part of the reason for Will's hazing is his own insensitive comments.
- He actually agrees with Will when the former complains that the Fashion Show is just a popularity contest, but that doesn't stop him forcing Will to man the ticket booth.
- While his dismissive attitude towards Neil possibly getting a woman pregnant is callous and unhelpful, he's also not wrong that there's neither a lot he can do about the situation nor is it really his responsibility to clean up the messes that students make in their private lives outside of school.
- He only refuses to let Will go to the bathroom during his exam because he had already allowed him to go three times earlier in the same hour; it's perfectly reasonable for him to at that point become suspicious that Will could be using the repeated trips as a way to cheat.
- When he chides Will for being willing to grass when Donovan ties him up and puts a bin on his head, he has a good point that "everyone hates a grass" and even if he did punish Donovan then and there, Donovan would just get Will back outside of school later, especially since Donovan was standing a few feet behind Will and would know who snitched on him.
- Jerk with a Heart of Jerk:
- After showing pity towards Will regarding his bowel spasm, Gilbert starts the next semester by mocking Will over the incident.
- Will thinks he's a good enough guy to help Neil out once (he thinks) he got a girl pregnant. He's wrong.
- Kavorka Man: Mr. Gilbert's big and menacing with an antisocial streak that can be seen from space, yet apparently has no trouble getting dates. It's mentioned he was seeing Miss Timms in Series 1 and he eventually gets engaged to Will's Mum.
- Kick the Dog: He'll regularly abuse his authority just to torment Will. Examples include forcing Will to deny being bullied, knowingly allowing Will's work experience application to get mixed up and laughing when he's violently hazed, then threatening to screw up Will's hopes of going to his dream university over a delinquent act he had nothing to do with.
- Large and in Charge: He's 6'8". Will once refers to him as "a lunatic giant."
- Last-Name Basis: He refers to the student body exclusively by their last names. In addition to reinforcing how little he wants anything to do with them, it also reinforces his jerkass-teacher tendencies; while modern schooling tends to emphasize learning and using first names in order to try and create a bond, in the past, this trope used to be more common as teachers were expected to be more authoritarian and remote.
- Moral Myopia: He generally disapproves of grassing, especially if it's from Will. But he also threatens to ruin Will's academic prospects if he doesn't rat out his friends.
- Only Sane Man: Albeit a very mean-spirited one. He probably has the most common sense out of the entire cast, and always speaks to others frankly regardless of whether they're a student or an adult, but he's so jaded and cynical that his sanity almost always comes out in the form of acerbic insults or cruel mocking at the idiocy of the people around him.
- Pet the Dog: Surprisingly a lot considering his misanthropy.
- While Mr. Gilbert silences Will's attempt to report getting bullied, he does shoot Donovan a look that implies he knows exactly what happened. Presumably he just doesn't want this going to Will's head.
- Neil mentions Gilbert takes him making a move on Ms. Timms after one too many beers quite well.
- He ends the first season musing almost warmly about how well the Christmas party went and how he may go to bed "relatively hate-free" as a result, though he does interrupt himself to berate a couple of students about making out in public or tagging people's property.
- He also stops Paedo Kennedy from molesting Neil on several occasions, even telling Kennedy that he's been "putting his fucking neck on the line for" him.
- In the Exam episode, he doesn't disqualify Jay for having his phone out, despite having every right to do so.
- After Will shits himself, Gilbert leads him quietly out of the exam hall with as little fuss as possible. Likely because he'd just denied Will's request to use the bathroom seconds beforehand and knew he bore some responsibility for this latest embarassment.
- In the second movie, he genuinely seems besotted with Will's mum.
- He admits in the yearbook he actually quite likes Simon.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: His goodbye speech at the start of the movie is a lengthy, VICIOUS tirade about how he hates the students.
- Sadist Teacher: While an Apathetic Teacher towards those who don't cross him, he knows how to hold a grudge and becomes this against students who have managed to personally annoy or insult him, especially Will.
- Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: Will gets on the wrong side of him on his first day and he never lets up at him, even after he leaves the school. Beyond generally acting as an authoritarian-yet-disinterested teacher, he's less so to the others in the group; while Jay also tends to get up his nose, it's not quite to the same extent as Will, he tends to regard Neil more with exasperated resignation and seems more or less indifferent to Simon (although he admits in the yearbook that he actually kind of likes him).
- Soft-Spoken Sadist: He's a Sadist Teacher who generally speaks in a contemptuously hushed tone.
- Tranquil Fury: While he's perpetually agitated, he almost never yells at his students when they push him over the edge; he prefers more hurtful ways of getting back at them.
- Ultimate Job Security: He still has his position by the ens of the series despite behaving in a manner that would get any real teacher sued, jailed and/or stricken off.
- Villainy-Free Villain: His only villainous deed is being a complete asshole.
John "Paedo" Kennedy
John "Paedo" Kennedy
Played by: Waen Shepherd
A techer with a creepy fixation on adolescent boys.- Affably Evil: He's a soft-spoken and gentle-seeming sexual predator.
- Ascended Extra: He's a fairly minor (but memorable) character with only a few appearances in the series. The tie-in yearbook includes several sections that focus on or prominently feature him.
- Caught with Your Pants Down: One of the stories about him is that he was caught wanking to the school orchestra. It's hard to verify the story, as it apparently happened before any of the lads attended Rudge Park.
- Creepy Monotone: Every line out of his mouth sounds hushed and perverted in tone.
- Dirty Old Man: He's a middle-aged man who is constantly trying to find excuses to molest teenage boys.
- Ephebophile: While on the field trip Kennedy openly groomed Neil by bribing him with a bottle of alcohol. Later that night he snuck into the boys' hotel room hoping to take advantage of Neil while he was drunk. Since Neil is 16-17 years old by this point, Kennedy's attraction isn't technically illegal, but as a techer he's likely known Neil for some years and has a duty of care towards his students, so his behaviour is still incredibly creepy.
- Flanderization: While he's established as an honest to goodness paedo in his very first appearance, there's no suggestion that his interest in Neil is any different from his interest in other schoolboys that catch his fancy. His appearances in the yearbook and the series 3 advert turn this into a full on obsession and heavily imply that he may in fact be in love with Neil, with the latter in particular revealing that he desires to put on a two man version of Brokeback Mountain with himself and Neil in the starring roles.
- Memetic Molester: In universe. Hence the nickname.
- Open Secret: His paedophilia is a well-known fact that he's often mocked for by the students and that he makes no real effort to hide. Will brushes it off as rumors until he actually meets him, after which he is promptly stunned that the school would hire an actual paedophile.
- Teacher/Student Romance: A one-sided example. He seems to particularly fancy Neil, and makes several attempts at feeling him up in each of his appearances. The series 3 advert has a POV shot from his perspective that depicts Neil through a Crush Filter, implying that his attraction goes beyond lust.
- Ultimate Job Security: In spite of repeatedly attempting to molest Neil and apparently getting caught masturbating over the school orchestra some years back, he still has a job. It's implied that Gilbert has been covering up for him. "I'm putting my fucking neck on the line for you." indeed.
Miss Timms
Miss Timms
The biology teacher.- Hot Teacher: Neil and Jay both lust after her. Will doesn't see the appeal.
- Informed Attractiveness: Will suspects that her Hot Teacher status is due to being the youngest female teacher.
- Satellite Character: She gets no focus whatsoever outside of being an object of lust for Neil.
Students
Carli D'Amato
Carli D'Amato
You're not going to ask me to finger myself again, are you?
Played by: Emily Head
Simon's love interest.- Alpha Bitch: She has a much higher standing in the popularity pecking order than the lads and, especially in series 3 and the first movie, comes across as one of the most popular girls at school with a bitchy streak and a poor choice in men.
- Ambiguous Innocence: Since she never receives any individual focus of her own, it can be hard to get a read on just how exactly she feels about Simon. Sometimes she seems to only be interested in him for the sake of stringing him along for her own benefit, but other times she seems to be genuinely willing to hang out with him without an ulterior motive. It doesn't help that Simon himself constantly does disgusting, embarrassing, and even horrible things in front of her by mistake, giving her plenty of reason to fully dislike him.
- Beautiful All Along: Her profile in the yearbook hints at this having happened prior to the beginning of the series; she started to get in with the popular crowd after she got out of braces and into make-up
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: She comes across as a Nice Girl in the first season, but knowingly strings Simon along. By the first movie, she outright uses him for her own ends, though it's sort of Si's own fault for being awkward around her.
- Childhood Friend Romance: Simon believes that, because they've known each other since they were eight, they're destined soulmates. Emphasis on believes.
- Clingy Jealous Girl: Implied when she sees Simon talking to Lauren. She comes up to Simon, asking to hang out, even after she finds out he's arranged to meet up with Lauren. In the first movie, she's this to James, even using Simon to try and make him jealous. James ever refers to her as "Carli Cling-on", noting that she's very keen.
- Embarrassing Nickname: The yearbook reveals that the other kids called her "Carli Tomato" until she hit puberty.
- Girl Next Door: She and Simon have known each other since childhood.
- It's All About Me: When Simon accidentally flashes a testicle at the fashion show, she complains that he ruined her big night, in spite of the fact that the whole thing was a charity event to raise money for a dialysis machine.
- Kick the Dog: In the first movie Carli made out with Simon just to make her current boyfriend jealous. This gesture was so obvious that it ultimately turned Simon off Carli.
- Love Interest: For Simon. It's pretty much one-sided though.
- Manipulative Bastard: Carli decides to use Simon by kissing him at the boat party to elicit a reaction from James, even stating "That should do it". This is the moment that Simon realises she isn't right for him.
- Of Corsets Sexy: Her choice of outfit for the fashion show's sexy finale is a corset with opera gloves and feather boa, while carrying a riding crop, much to Neil's delight. Simon has to concentrate so hard not to get an erection because of this outfit that he neglects to spot that one of his balls are hanging out.
- Out of Focus: Is much less of a presence in series 3, where much of Simon's plots revolve around his relationship with Tara.
- Pet the Dog: In spite of her Alpha Bitch tendencies, she does get Donovan to release the wedgie he's giving Will on their last day of school.
- Put on a Bus: Simon declares that he doesn't want to see her again at the end of the first movie, and he kept his word as she is not seen or even given the slightest mention in the second movie.
- Relationship Upgrade: After three seasons of false starts, she and Simon start dating properly between the end of the third season and the first movie, only for her to dump him in the very scene we discover this.
- Rummage Sale Reject: While her own fashion sense seems perfectly normal, her idea of a "sexy" male outfit consists of a speedo, a vest, a top hat, big black boots and a leash. Her design sketch for the outfit reveals that it was intended to be a social statement about male/female power dynamics that just didn't land.
- Satellite Love Interest: Most of her characterisation revolves around Simon pining over her.
- Sequel Non-Entity: She has vanished from the face of the earth in the second movie. While she was Put on a Bus at the end of the first movie for perfectly justifiable reasons, it's still a bit jarring as she was one of the most important characters of the show before with so many of the plots and sideplots being about Simon trying to win her heart. However, it would have been a Contrived Coincidence to send her to Australia, too.
- The Tease:
- When Simon stops paying attention to her and starts getting interested in Lauren, all Carli has to do is compliment him and he instantly forgets all about Lauren.
- After Simon's in-and-out relationship with Tara and possible moving away, Carli gives him a hint that she might be attracted to him.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: She's a reasonably nice Girl Next Door in the first series, but later on appears to be just stringing Simon along and even using him to make other guys jealous when it suits her. Her jerkassery is most evident in "The Fashion Show" and the first movie.
Charlotte Hinchcliffe
Charlotte Hinchcliffe
All right funny boy, make me laugh. Without undressing.
Played by: Emily Atack
Will's love interest and the hottest girl in school.- All Girls Want Bad Boys: Was in a relationship with Donovan, and it's implied she's not totally over him.
- Buxom Beauty Standard: Her breasts are, according to Jay, so large and perfect that she needs specially made bras.
- Defrosting Ice Queen: She's seen as unattainable by the lads, but Will manages to break the ice with his wit after an awkward start. Even after his disaster in bed with her and his spreading of lies that they were more than they were, she's still nice to him considering.
- Everyone Has Standards: As promiscuous as Charlotte may be, she doesn't appreciate being treated like a sexual conquest. When she found out that Will talked about her in an objectifying manner, she snapped at him.
- Everyone Loves Blondes: Has blonde hair and most of the teenage male characters lust after her.
- Food Slap: When she finds out Will's been lying about sleeping with her and called her a "porn star" to the lads at the garage, she throws her drink in his face.
- Head-Turning Beauty: She has a reputation as being the most popular girl in school due to her looks. The lads are utterly shocked when she turns up at a house party so uncool that they were invited.
- Innocently Insensitive: Although she puts it nicely, she tells Will that she would be fine with a guy like him as long as it isn't him, removing any possibility of romance between them.
- In-Universe Nickname: Often known as Charlotte "Big Jugs" or Charlotte "Tits" for two pretty obvious reasons.
- Kick the Dog: Publicly humiliating Will after finding out he wasn't as experienced at sex as he claimed was needlessly harsh.
- Lovable Alpha Bitch: Especially when compared to Carli.
- Love Interest: By virtue of her number of appearances, she's likely the closest thing Will has to a main love interest on the show.
- Ms. Fanservice: A fairly subdued example compared to most, but she's very attractive and often wears outfits that draw attention to her figure.
- Nice Girl: She's snarky, but not mean-spirited (but has a low tolerance for liars). She even shows patience when speaking to Jay.
- Not So Above It All: Has a bitchy moment when she participates in the date shown despite Will thinking they were an item, though to be fair, Charlotte never actually said she was his girlfriend or thought of him as a boyfriend.
- Operation: Jealousy: Simon remarks that the very popular Charlotte is clearly flirting with Will to piss off Donovan, but Will doesn't want to hear it. Though she does seem to genuinely enjoy Will's company even after that, so it's hard to say if that was her only reason for talking to him.
- Really Gets Around: According to Jay, she's slept with the entire rugby team. Will points out that Rudge Park doesn't even have a rugby team. She's obviously more experienced and comfortable with her sexuality than Will, as she talks about buying vibrating love eggs and mentions she's already taken eleven lovers.
- What the Hell, Hero?: Chews out Will for bragging about her fucking like a porn star (as if he would know) and his supposed bird to impress his work experience 'colleagues', calling him a nasty little virgin and throwing a drink in his face.
Mark Donovan
Mark Donovan
Have a nice life, dickheads!
Played by: Henry Lloyd-Hughes
An ill-tempered bully.- Ax-Crazy: Will refers to him as "the school psycho." Hash seems to make him "spread butter like a maniac."
- Bad Guys Do the Dirty Work: It's implied he beat up Patrice for sleeping with Charlotte.
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: He has a façade of being polite in front of parents, which is why he manages to get into a lot less trouble than he should.
- The Bully: Donovan starts on Will on the first day and doesn't let up, even giving him a wedgie on their final day at school. He also swindles Jay and Neil in broad daylight after they offer him money for marijuana and bears down on them when they try to protest.
- The Charmer: Gets away with his bullying because he's very polite and pleasant towards adults (and girls).
- Crazy Jealous Guy: He's threatened Will for being with Charlotte and is implied to have beaten Patrice to a pulp for sleeping with her.
- Demoted to Extra: The primary antagonist of the first series, he becomes a lot less prominent in seasons 2 and 3. While he specifically hunted Will out to bully in earlier episodes (threatening to kill Will multiple times), his behavior became more passive as time went on and he only bothered the boys when they either had something he wanted (the back seats to a coach) or if they approached him (to buy drugs or to join a party). Not that he's any less of a Jerkass.
- The Dreaded: When Donovan is involved, the protagonists pretty much give up and let him get away with his bullying due to their fear of him. It occasionally works in their favor but it mostly results in them getting hurt.
- Everyone Has Standards: He and his friends chase after Will and Simon under the assumption they were stealing a frisbee from a disabled woman. In reality, Will accidentally threw the frisbee at her and tried to take it back after a failed apology.
- Hidden Heart of Gold: He has a sensitive side towards Charlotte. Though if you tell anyone that, he will kill you. He also immediately rushes in to beat up Will and Simon when he sees (what he believes to be) Will harassing a mentally-handicapped girl.
- Jerkass: A Jerk Jock towards the protagonists, he even writes cock on Neil's bandaged arm.
- Jerk Jock: He's athletic and popular, along with being a total arsehole.
- Karma Houdini: None of the protagonists are physically inclined, so Donovan can pretty much get away with screwing with them without retaliation, except for one example when John of all people got him to back down in the Christmas prom episode.
- Pay Evil unto Evil: He beats up Patrice for sleeping with Charlotte.
- Pet the Dog: Misguided as it was, chasing after Will on the assumption he was trying to rob a disabled woman shows Donovan does have a sense of justice.
- Politically Correct Villain: Harassing kids weaker than himself is okay, but harassing the disabled is a line even he won't cross.
- Tall, Dark, and Handsome: He's tall with olive skin and dark hair, and is considered to be attractive by girls.
- What Does She See in Him?: While he's reasonably attractive, he has a reputation throughout the school for being a violent bully, which makes his ongoing romance with the sweet-natured and popular Charlotte pretty improbable. He's suggested to have a softer side that he only shows around her, but we don't get enough insight into it to say whether or not it could justify their relationship.
Big John
"Big" John Webster
Played by: John Seaward
One of the school's outcasts who enrolled at the same time as Will.- All There in the Script: His surname, Webster, is only revealed in the Inbetweeners Yearbook.
- Big Eater: He eats so many burgers at the Christmas prom that Will has to tell him to stop.
- Butt-Monkey: His whole purpose is to be lower on the social pecking order than the protagonists.
- Fat Idiot: He's not all there and tends to get lost easily.
- Hidden Depths:
- When he sees Will being grappled by Donovan at the Christmas party, he doesn't even hesitate before yelling at Donovan to put him down, which gets the whole school year to stick up for Will and Donovan to back off.
- He offers some shockingly insightful advice to Jay about self-acceptance during that same party.
- Kavorka Man: Big John is seen at a house party with his hand on a girl's breast.
- Nice Guy: Sticks up for Will and is fairly non-confrontational if stupid.
- Out of Focus: After being a semi-prominent character in series 1 and 2, he's a glorified Recurring Extra in series 3 and the movie.
- The Pig-Pen: Will notes that the only "carnage" that had happened on the Swanage trip was what John had done to the bus toilets. In the movie Mr. Gilbert startes him down when complaining about the student's low standard of hygiene, to which John chekcs his body odor.
- Straw Loser: He often appears when the four main characters seem to be complete losers to point out that they are actually not at the bottom of the hierarchy (there is a reason they're called "inbetweeners" - they're not really losers, at least not if they pull themselves together, but they are surely not popular either), because guys like John are much worse off.
- However, it's inverted in the episode "Will's Birthday" where the fact that even John is invited to a party shows how uncool the four main characters are. When confronted about this, the girl in question says the only reason she didn't invite the lads was simply because she didn't know them that well.
Tara Brown
Tara Brown
Beepity beep-beep! Beepity beep-beep!
Played by: Hannah Tointon
A student in the year below who becomes Simon's girlfriend in Series 3.
- Characterization Marches On: In Tara's first appearance, she's a wry Deadpan Snarker with an interest in music and a light punk aesthetic. Once she and Simon begin dating, though, she becomes a doe-eyed Genki Girl who considers dressing her boyfriend up like "an eccentric posh child" to be absolutely adorable. Possibly justified if you interpret her to also be undergoing the effects of Love Makes You Dumb along with Simon; becoming more flighty and nervous around her first serious boyfriend.
- Curtains Match the Window: Brown hair and eyes.
- Deadpan Snarker: In her first appearance, she's fairly witty.
- Hipster: Tara's a snarky girl who is into indie bands and loud fashion.
- Love Makes You Dumb: Around Simon, she becomes much more giddy, even giving him a ridiculous makeover.
- Meet Cute: Simon is introduced to Tara by accidentally sitting on her.
- Nice Girl: Makes an effort to be friendly to Simon's friends even as they continue to treat her poorly.
- Remember the New Guy?: She's apparently gone to Rudge Park the entire time the lads have been there, but only appears at the start of their last year. This is quickly handwaved with the explanation that they had simply overlooked her until she had a glow up over the summer.
- Satellite Love Interest: Defined entirely by her relationship with Simon. Once they break up, she's out of the plot for good.
- Second Love: Simon's first actual girlfriend, but meets her while he's chasing after Carli.
- She's All Grown Up: Implied by her claim that Simon only started noticing her after she "dyed [her] hair and grew a pair of tits."
- Sixth Ranger: Tara has the small honor of being the only character to accompany the main four on their adventures for multiple episodes in a row.
- Yoko Oh No: Will and Jay see her as this. The lads get annoyed that he spends more time with her than them. Jay even has a sound effect for whenever Simon talks about her.Jay: Beepity-beep-beep!
Suzie
Suzie
One of the school's outcasts who enrolled at the same time as Will and Big John.- Child Prodigy: She's about 12 and already taking her A-levels.
- Smart People Wear Glasses: She's got a pair of spectacles the size of her face and since she's taking her A-levels several years early, she can be considered one of the most intelligent characters in the whole series.
Rachel
Rachel
Carli's closest friend.- Aloof Dark-Haired Girl: She reacts to pretty much every scenario with total apathy.
- Satellite Character: She's Carli's most prominent friend, but there's not much else to her.
Samantha
Samantha
A rough-talking girl.- Distaff Counterpart: She's a dead ringer for Jay both in personality and appearance.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: She's implied to be a friend of Carli's since they're shown getting lunch together, but she never appears outside of a single episode.
Lauren
Lauren
An Irish student who enrolled in Series 2.- Culture Blind: Lauren apparently went a full 16 years without once being exposed to Star Wars.
- Foil: Unlike Carli, Lauren makes it clear she's into Simon (and not into Will) from the get-go.
- Nice Girl: She's pretty tolerant of Will's idiotic idea of courtship despite not being attracted to him (no Will, Yoda impersonations will not help you get girls). This could be chalked up to Lauren assuming Will has a neurological disorder.
- Put on a Bus: Lauren tranferred to Rudge Park in time for the field trip and moved away immediately afterwards.
Danny
Danny
One of the younger (and more belligerent) students.- Catchphrase: "I'll fucking do ya!"
- Hair-Trigger Temper: The kid will pick a fight with anyone for no reason at all. Even after giving Simon the beating of a lifetime doesn't satisfy him, as he rounds up a posse to finish him off along with the other lads.
Hannah Fields
Hannah Fields
A girl from the year below who fancies Simon.- Fan Disservice: The sight of a girl coming onto Simon and giving him a handjob on sight is not the least bit sexy, ranging from Hannah being clearly underage to Simon making eye contact with the other boys.
- Hard-Drinking Party Girl: She's at least a year younger than Simon and already chugs spirits by the bottle.
Alistair Scott
Alistair Scott
A student who was absent due to suffering kidney failure.- Casanova Wannabe: Alistair makes passes at both Carli and Charlotte, with the implication being that he's going through every girl at the fashion show because he's a shallow wanker milking his illness for a pity screw.
- Disability as an Excuse for Jerkassery: Jay claims he was always a dick, but the stint in hospital and reliance on a wheelchair has given Alistair a visibly inflated ego. When Will gets all haughty, Alistair starts ramming his wheelchair into him.
- It's All About Me: While Alistair's illness does grant him the bare minimum of sympathy, it's hard to deny that he's savouring the attention far more than a sick kid without an inflated ego would.
Kerry
Kerry
A friend of Tara's that she tries to set with Will.
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Kerry initially comes across as a nice girl, but when Will rebuffs her she lies to everyone saying that he was using her for sex.
- Huge Girl, Tiny Guy: Will is insanely insecure about the fact that Kerry is a head taller than him.
Davey Glover
Davey Glover
One of the school's existing students when Will arrrives at Rudge Park.
- The Generic Guy: He's the first person outside of the new students that Will is inducted with that Will tries to talk to. As such, he isn't given much of a persona outside of being constantly vaguely annoyed.
- Given Name Reveal: While he has sporadic appearances throughout the first two seasons, he's not named until his final appearance in the season two finale.
- Recurring Extra: He turns up in several episodes with no more than one or two lines. His episode count stands at five, the same number as both Jay and Neil's dad (not counting their movie appearances) and he's appeared in more episodes than the likes of Tara or Jay's mum.
