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  • While "Tails Can't Die" has plenty of Black Comedy and Fridge Horror when highlighting Tails' Resurrective Immortality in the early Sonic games, "Bubble Trouble" is a lot more solid on the straight-up funny side, as Sonic and Tails wait underwater for a bubble, and when it appears, Sonic steals it.
    Tails: You blue-haired motherfu—(drowns)
    (Tails returns after the Dorkly title)
    Sonic: See? Came back to life, just like I knew you would. No harm done, buddy.
    Tails: Yeah, "no harm done". Do you have any idea how much drowning hurts?
  • All of "Mario is too Mainstream":
    Tim: I don't just jump. I rewind time.
    Mario: Like-a Prince of Persia.
    Tim: (stammering) Uh... uh... yeah, but twist some puzzle pieces into the mix!
    Mario: Banjo-Kazooie.
    Tim: OH, FORGET IT! You wouldn't understand, alright! You're just another suit!
    Mario: (confused) But you are literally wearing a suit right now.
    • Finally, after Tim rewinds time and tries to reword his argument.
      Tim: LOOK, we indie games are too original for you to understand.
      Meat Boy: (rushes in) GUYS! My girlfriend has been captured! I better go rescue her with jumping! YAHOO! (runs off)
      Limbo Boy: Yeah, I wasn't to say anything, but I kinda have to do that too.
  • The entirety of "TMNT Argue Over Pizza", but especially the ending, where Michelangelo takes the pizza and the others call him out on it.
    Donatello: Mikey, what the hell?!
    Michelangelo: You were taking forever!
    Raphael: Aw, now we'll never get to Shredder!
    Michelangelo: Oh, quit your bitching! I'm sure we'll be fine without pizza for 5 more minu-
    (Leo, Donnie, and Raph get crushed by a wrecking ball; they get revived)
    Michelangelo: Well, now you guys definitely don't need it.
    Raphael: F**k you.
  • In "Final Fantasy Thief steals wallet", the party makes fun of the contents in Chaos's wallet to the point that Chaos runs away crying.
  • Dracula being a masochist in Castlevania S&M.
    Dracula: Okay, so the safety word is Alucard!
  • In "Dr. Light's Gift To Mega Man X", Dr. Light ends up being Amazingly Embarrassing Parents by making X wear a Homemade Sweater from Hell. X doesn't want to wear it because he's afraid the mavericks will laugh at him.
    Dr. Light: Oh, I see. What the mavericks think is more important than the feelings of your dear old creator. I might be dead soon, you know.
    Mega Man X: You've been dead for hundreds of years! In fact, I think this is a pre-recorded message which makes this conversation really weird!
  • All the reactions in "The Pokemon Most Disappointed With Their Evolutions"
    • The first one brings Dugtrio, which is just a Diglett getting put together with two mean Diglett.
    • In the second, Cubone gets ornery as Marowak, because his mom's skull has fused to his head.
      • Slowpoke freaks out, since Slowbro is just a shell chewing on its tail.
      • The two heads of Doduo get more annoyed when joined by a third head as Dodrio.
      • Buneary wanted to become strong, but is sad that she instead became "sexy".
      • The shell on Slowbro ends up chewing on Shuckle.
    • In the third one, Zubat hates not having eyes. When it evolves into Golbat, it's annoyed by its gaping mouth.
    • In the fourth one, Eevee gets mad when it evolves into a Sylveon.
      Eevee: Wow, I can become nearly anything! The future is limitless for Eevee!
      Sylveon: What in the living shit, bro?! I could've been an electric fox! But you turned me into a pink ribbon dog? Great. Great. I'm the breast cancer dog now.
      • And then there's Remoraid becoming Octillery.
        Octillery: I must have done something terrible to deserve this.
        Caption: Yes, a fish actually evolves into an octopus for some reason.
      • Shuckle's ghost tries to console a Haunter (who was freaked out by its evolution from Gastly, and wanted to move on instead), then gets grabbed by a fiery fist and Dragged Off to Hell.
    • And the fifth one...
      Nosepass: Come on! Something cool, something cool!
      Probopass: Dammit. I look like Groucho Marx f---ed a bag of concrete.
      • Gardevoir complains it became a waifu. And a creepy Abra asks to smell its Poké Ball.
      Gardevoir: No, you can’t sniff my Poké Ball. Oh, what perv is responsible for the sexy abomination I’ve become? I only exist for horny teens. (Walks away)
      Abra: Wait! I have to show you my DeviantArt page. It's tasteful.
      Caption: It's not...
      • Caterpie and Weedle evolve into Metapod and Kakuna, then get abandoned in the PC Box. Metapod calls it "actual Hell".
      • "Speaking of actual hell..." It shows Shuckle in Hell. It thinks it's a new region, and the Devil is its new trainer.
    • In the sixth one, Shuckle earns reincarnation. Wanting a form with "lots of evolutions", Arceus (whom he confuses with Satan) turns him into a Ditto. After a deep Kirk Summation about Pokémon treasuring their evolutions, he promptly turns back into a Shuckle, and the Diglett come back to harvest his kidneys.
  • "Robotnik Breaks Down" has Robotnik's Emerald Hill Zone mecha blow a tire. Robotnik has to repair it, complete with Plumber's Crack. He also confuses Tails for Sonic's girlfriend.
  • "Ah, the Mario Brothers! Now to finally destroy you once and for OH NO, IT'S WOLVES!"
  • Yoshi bites back in If Yoshi and Mario Switched Places. The most hilarious part is Mario's Oh, Crap! reaction when Yoshi makes him approach a tall cliff... and Yoshi's reaction when he survives the fall. When Mario sees that his fall was cushioned by a MASSIVE pile of Yoshi corpses, even he has to admit that he deserved the attempted kill and prior mistreatment by Yoshi.
  • All of the segment on why Yoshi isn't allowed in the castle, including Yoshi finally getting a chance to go in Bowser's castle only to immediately poop inside.
    Mario: Alright, alright, you want me to be real? I hatched you like-a five minutes ago. You're not even house trained yet! I'm the one who has to pay if you take a-Luigi on the carpet!
    Yoshi: Oh, well excuse me for-*pauses* A Luigi?
    Mario: You know, Number Two.
    Yoshi: Oh. Well excuse me for having to go to the bathroom every now and then after you make me eat a *bleep*ing sentient cactus!
    Mario: Oh, okay, now it's-a my fault for-a feeding you.
    Yoshi: No, it's your fault for being an idiot who can't keep his girlfriend safe for two seconds, you fat goombah. Goombah as in the Italian slur, not the little mushroom bad guy.
  • Bowser shows how useless Bullet Bills are compared to, say, a REAL gun.
  • All the cartoons with the video game characters meeting with their agent. One of the best is with Gex, whom the agent doesn't recognize and suggests he becomes a Pokémon.
  • The Worst Real Life Jobs To Have in the Pokemon Universe has a guy trying to do landscaping with a lawn mower and running into wild Pokemon, a fitness gym being attacked by a trainer, a guy walking his Entei, Raikou, and Suicune losing control when they growl at a Vulpix, and a team of indoor cyclists being told it isn't time to use that.
  • One of the scenarios in If Videogame Characters Could Break All the Rules is the Harvest Moon player character growing an entire field of marijuana.
    Buyer: So, is this all pot? ...I'll take it all!
  • In the video "Why Pokemon Shouldn't Visit Their Hometown", a Raichu is sent out against a horde of Pikachu around where it was originally caught, and they all taunt it about being trained now. Eventually he gets annoyed, and Thunderbolts them all.
  • The Power-Up Mix-Up, Part 1
    • Watching Link beating Ganon up after he gets a Super Mushroom.
    • Mario gets a Power Pellet and eats a blue Bowser.
    • Bomberman gets an invincibility Star, and thinks he's tripping. He starts throwing up.
    • Sonic gets the Blue Shell. It flies off immediately, and suddenly the Death Egg comes crashing down.
      Sonic: Huh. Neat.
  • The Power-Up Mix-Up, Part 2
  • The Power-Up Mix-Up, Part 3
  • "What Happens When Videogames Mix Up Their Power-Ups" (Effectively Power-up Mix-up Part 4)
    Male Dock Worker: (standing next to the Fallen Child, who's been decapitated by a Tetris block) Heh. Ya know, we are not good at our jobs, are we?
  • Power-up Mix-up Part 5
  • "If Pokémon Met Their Alola Forms, Part 1:"
    • Alolan Dugtrio tells regular Dugtrio they robbed a wig store.
    • While Kanto Exeggutor has some envy for Alolan Exeggutor, the latter doesn't like that food takes an hour to reach its stomach when eaten, and one of its heads is on its tail, too close for comfort to its ass.
    • Alolan Meowth seduces regular Meowth, who wagers it evolved into something "even more elegant".note 
    • Alolan Raichu and Mimikyu have a pity party about how Pikachu is so much more popular. Kanto Raichu just does a facepalm, obviously having already accepted this fate.
  • "If Pokémon Met Their Alola Forms, Part 2:"
  • Then there's "The Best Part of Sonic Games is the Music", where Sonic decides to jam to the music of Flying Battery Zone instead of actually attack it. Tails and Robotnik try to get him to advance, but eventually they agree. Michael Jackson's influence on Sonic 3 is mentioned.note 
    • Eventually, Robotnik opens a club, pumping out Sonic 3's soundtrack. Knuckles is the bouncer, with Shadow, Metal Sonic, and one of Dorkly's previous fan-made characters waiting outside.
      Sonic: I'm gonna go do a line of rings in the bathroom! You want in?!
      Tails: Hell yeah! F**k Green Hill Zone!
      • And Eggman has a sign over his DJ booth that says "DJ Big Dog".
  • "If Videogames Were 11% More Realistic"
    • Sonic dies because all those rings were actually made of lead. And he was eating them, apparently.
      Sonic: (flatlines)
      Robotnik: Huh. Neat. Guess I win.
      Tails: NOOOOOOO!!!!
    • In Pokémon, one trainer's Houndoom is breeding another trainer's Herdier instead of battling.note 
  • "If Videogames Were 13% More Realistic"
    • Mario plays the Warp Whistle, and the tornado flings him around and leaves him critically hurt. Luigi pipes in and begs someone to call 9-1-1.
    • A different doctor on the Dr. Mario screen suggests a more realistic "one pill every 8 hours".
    • Sonic is eating his young, and Knuckles is laying eggs. Tails expresses squick at this, before going off to mark his territory.
  • "If Videogames Were 69% More Realistic"
    • Federal agents raid Bomberman and find a ton of bombs in his rectum.
    • A Pokémon trainer is surrounded and mauled by wild Raticate.
    • At the end of a world in Super Mario Bros. 3, Mario falls through the roof of the castle, and the sceptre gets stuck in his ass.
    • In Mortal Kombat 3, Sub Zero freezes Stryker, then breaks his hand trying to punch him.
    • And we explore the potential Relative Error in the Donkey Kong Country continuity.
  • "If Videogames Were 35% More Realistic"
    • Link loses all his HP, resulting in a fairy coming out... to start performing CPR, even using the popular "Stayin' Alive" rhythm to measure her chest compressions as half a heart blinks in and out with each push. When Ganon questions about how she's supposed to revive him, she barks back that it's what she's doing and demands his help to break Link's sternum.Note 
    • Mario attempts to jump over the Angry Sun. Only to have his face melted in a gruesome way.
    • Red attempts to force a Pikachu into a Poké Ball in spite of the latter's protests that he won't fit inside. In the end, Red only ends up getting the head in.
    • Sonic beats Eggman whose machine explodes causing him to catch fire and scream in agony. Sonic just stands there and watches, becoming more uncomfortable before deciding to just walk away.
  • "If Videogames Were 22% More Realistic"
    • A young kid gets ready to go out into the world to become a Pokemon trainer, only to be stopped by Professor Oak telling him about how he would be going up against experienced veterans in a competitive sport. That's not even the kid's concern. He's more concerned with the fact that Oak came out of his mom's room.
    • Two badniks are waiting for Sonic and Tails to show up. After waiting for a while, the Crabmeat calls Sonic to tell him that they took over Green Hill Zone, only to be informed that Sonic is not coming at all.
    Buzzbomber: But who's gonna say, "Huh, neat"?
    Crabmeat: We did it too many times, and... now it's not special anymore.
    Buzzbomber: Which one are we talking about? Invading Green Hill Zone or saying "Huh, neat"?
    Crabmeat: Both dude. Both.
  • Ash Gets a Digimon, especially the part where Ash says, "This is worse than when you got me Beyblade instead of Bakugan!", to which his mom says, "Oh now you're just saying silly words".
  • Rejected Sega Intros. After messing up the pronunciation of Sega, the narrator just flubs it with BUTT-FUCK. It's also Hilarious in Hindsight for Italians, where Sega means "Handjob".
  • Each segment in What It's Like To Be Possessed By Cappy is funny in its own way, starting with the Koopa Troopa being traumatized by the moment.
    • Mario captures a Podobo to get across some lava. Afterward, the Podobo is shocked to find out it can move side to side.
    • Mario captures Toad to figure out which chest has the Tanuki Suit. Toad is not amused.
    • Mario captures a POW block, who freaks out to learn that it's a living thing.
    • The final segment is what sells it the most. Mario captures Bowser and makes Bowser grab the axe. How does Bowser respond to this? "I should go Go-karting with him."
  • Why Pokemon Trainers SHOULDN'T Go to School "Okay kids, easy one for you today uh...Who here knows what evolution is?" (everyone raises their hands) "Oh, no you don't! No. You. Don't!"
  • "If Pokemon Trainers Were ACTUALLY Smart" has Red calmly pointing out the gaping flaw in Team Aqua's plan: "You want the sea levels to rise? 7.8 out of every 10 square miles is already covered with water. Isn't that too much water already?"
  • The Pokémon Yule Log from Christmas 2018, which is mostly an hour of Charmander sleeping by a fire. Some of the fun stuff to happen:
    • Charmander is disturbed a couple times by Bulbasaur, and beats it up off-screen both times.
    • Delibird leaves a present.
    • Professor Oak is implied to be mackin' with someone. The shenanigans shake the walls a bit, knocking a Blue Orb off the sill of the fireplace and turning its flame blue for a while.
    • After a while, Perfect Bidoof appears and leaves a second present, also restoring the Blue Orb.
    • And eventually Shuckle steals both presents.
      Shuckle: Oh boy!
  • If Bowser and Robotnik Switched Places has Robotnik mock the fact that Bowser's arch nemesis is a middle-aged plumber, then drops a wrecking ball on Mario while he's distracted. Just when Robotnik thinks Bowser is getting his ass handed to him by Sonic, we see Sonic trying to fight Bowser only to get impaled on Bowser's spikes. Cue Bowser walking away monologuing about his strategy against Mario, with Sonic's body still on his back.
  • The Secret Horror of Mario Anatomy. While it does contain a considerable amount of Squick, this exchange at the end is pretty chuckle-worthy.
    Mario: Did you look up whether your shoes are your feet canonically too?
    Yoshi: I mean, I was born with them, so... that would make sense. I did try Googling "Yoshi feet" and, uh... it did not bring up the results I was hoping for.
    Mario: Oh, right, right, right. All the perverts...
    Yoshi: All the perverts, yeah. Yeah. The perverts.
  • "If Mario Games had Nature Documentaries", a Wildlife Commentary Spoof in which the narrator is repeatedly interrupted by Mario killing whatever she was filming.
    "Here we see the Koopa Trooper in its natural habitat. The floating bricks are ideal for avoiding predators. This is a red variety, which explains why it is walking back and forth with no- Oh. A predator has gotten it after all. Moving on."
    "Here we see a Goomba. It is mating season for the Goombas, as you can tell from the- Oh dear. They shan't be mating this season I suppose now, will they?"
    "Under the sea we find a school of Cheep-cheep, who- Oh come on! He is underwater! How is he throwing fireballs?!"
  • From Mario Party Squid Game:
    • Luigi waking up and reuniting with Toad:
    Luigi: Why are you here?
    Toad: Insider toading!
    Luigi: You're gonna have to explain that one to me.
    Toad: You simply take one toad, right, and you put it inside of another one-
    • Luigi being killed repeatedly on "Red Light, Green Light".
    Luigi: Ah yes, a classic game of a-Bullet Bill Catch. Good thing I have a few extra lives saved up- [Boom, Headshot!]
    Toad: But who could be behind this mysterious Mario Party? I mean, it's- (Beat) Oh right. Mario Party. It's, it's in the name.
    • Pauline in the role of Mi-nyeo:
      Pauline: Hey! I'm the best, right? Team up with me! Leave these losers behind.
      Wario: You are so off-putting. And keep in mind, Wario is saying this in the middle of a death-tournament.
      Pauline: Maybe I'm just being dubbed improperly. Hm? Ever think of that?
      Wario: No.