History Funny / DorklyOriginals

*** Vanilluxe thinks their evolution is good...until Alakazam comes [[EatTheDog and shoots his spoons at them]].

-->'''Bowser:''' Oh, did you see that? Oh you see how I was able to JUMP ON TOP of the bullet? You ever think that bullets weren't supposed to be four feet tall and go ten miles an hour?

** Alolan Dugtrio tells regular Dugtrio that he robbed a wig store.
** While Kanto Exeggutor has some [[BiggerIsBetter envy]] for Alolan Exeggutor, the latter doesn't like that food takes an hour to reach his stomach when eaten, and one of his heads is on his tail, too close for comfort to its ass.
** [[CampGay Alolan Meowth]] seduces regular Meowth, who wagers it evolved into something "even more elegant".[[note]]Alolan Persian is compared to ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}, usually not in a flattering manner.[[/note]]

** At the end of a world in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3'', Mario falls through the roof of the castle, and the sceptre gets stuck in his ass.

*** Vanilluxe thinks their evolution is good...until Alakazam comes [[EatTheDog and shoots his spoons at their]].

*** And Eggman has a sign over his DJ booth that says [[CallBack "DJ Big Dog"]].

** Sonic beats Eggman whose machine explodes causing him to catch fire and [[AndIMustScream scream in agony]]. Sonic just stands there and watches, becoming more uncomfortable before [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere deciding to just walk away]].

--> '''Buzzbomber:''' But who's gonna say, "[[RunningGag Huh, neat]]"?\\

'''Buzzbomber:''' Which one are we talking about? Invading Green Hill Zone or saying "Huh, neat"?\\

*** Vanilluxe thinks her evolution is good...until Alakazam comes [[EatTheDog and shoots his spoons at her]].

* [[TheDogBitesBack Yoshi bites back]] in ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYIYB1y11AQ If Yoshi and Mario Switched Places]]''. The most hilarious part is Mario's OhCrap reaction when Yoshi makes him approach a tall cliff... and Yoshi's reaction when he survives the fall. When Mario sees that his fall was cushioned by [[BlackComedy a MASSIVE pile of Yoshi corpses, even he has to admit that]] [[HeelRealization he deserved the attempted kill and prior mistreatment by Yoshi]]]].

* [[TheDogBitesBack Yoshi bites back]] in ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYIYB1y11AQ If Yoshi and Mario Switched Places]]''. The most hilarious part is Mario's OhCrap reaction when Yoshi makes him approach a tall cliff... and Yoshi's reaction when he survives the fall. When Mario sees that his fall was cushioned by [[BlackComedy a MASSIVE pile of Yoshi corpses, even he has to admit that [[HeelRealization he deserved the attempted kill and prior mistreatment by Yoshi]]]].

*** Girafarig's new evolution doesn't go as expected for the girls:

* [[TheDogBitesBack Yoshi bites back]] in ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYIYB1y11AQ If Yoshi and Mario Switched Places]]''. The most hilarious part is Mario's OhCrap reaction when Yoshi makes him approach a tall cliff... [[spoiler: and Yoshi's reaction when he survives the fall. When Mario sees that his fall was cushioned by [[BlackComedy a MASSIVE pile of Yoshi corpses]], even he has to admit that [[HeelRealization he deserved the attempted kill and prior mistreatment by Yoshi]]]].
* All of the segment on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_AY7J8ACuQ why Yoshi isn't allowed in the castle]], including Yoshi finally getting a chance to go in Bowser's castle [[spoiler: only to [[BrickJoke immediately poop inside.]]]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5dZ5ZnwDEo Rejected Sega Intros]]. After messing up the pronunciation of Sega, the narrator just flubs it with [[spoiler:BUTT-FUCK]]. It's also HilariousInHindsight for Italians, [[BiteTheWaxTadpole where Sega means "Handjob"]].