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Non-Mario Characters - Major

Old Man Hobo

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"Egg."

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Voiced by: Luke (The 12 idiots of christmas)

First appearance: "War of the Fat Italians 2011"

A recurring side character based on the sprite of the infamous Old Man from Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen while laying down.

Advertised Extra: Despite not appearing as often, he is displayed on the current channel banner alongside the main cast.
Art Evolution: Starting with "The Floor is Lava", he switched over to using an original 3D model after having been a sprite since his debut, changing him to a fully Original Character.^note
Ax-Crazy: Sometimes shown to be this.
Berserk Button: Insulting him. SMG4 learns that the hard way.
The Bus Came Back: In "Mario Gladiators" and "A Day In The Life Of Everyone".
Character Focus: He's been appearing more often ever since he started appearing as a 3D model.
Cool Car: Or, rather, cool bathtub that he uses as a vehicle.
Crossdresser: He has a thing for pink dresses.
Eyes Out of Sight: His eyebrows cover his eyes in his new model.
Grumpy Old Man: When he's not being a Scatterbrained Senior.
Kamehame Hadoken: "Mario the Olympian" shows that the Old Man can pull this off. Unfortunately for him, Mario devours it and sends it back.
Mascot: He was used in the videos' watermarks and appeared in the header on the SMG4 channel until 2018.
Miniature Senior Citizens: Whether he's a sprite or a model, this old man is a bit on the small side. Small enough to be used as a tool and an ingredient in "Mario goes to the dentist" and "The Resurrection", respectively.
Narrator All Along: In "A Day in the Life of Everybody".
New Job as the Plot Demands: He's been a policeman, a genie, a wizard, a teacher at Hobowarts, a bus driver, and a casino game host, among other things.
Out of Focus: Started not appearing nearly as much as he used to after 2016.
Riddle for the Ages: He doesn't have an in-universe reason for his redesign the way Meggy, Melony, Saiko, SMG4, SMG3, Boopkins, and Bob all do, nor does his redesign have a Transformation Sequence unique to an in-video plug like Tari. He's just redesigned because yes.
The Rival: Serves this role to Mario for... ahem, the spaghetti's affection in "The Mario Documentary".
Scatterbrained Senior: He's consistently portrayed as quite the Cloudcuckoolander.
Trademark Favorite Food: Following his redesign, he appears to have developed a fascination for eggs.

The Mercs

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First appearance: 'How to Make Spaghetti' (2013, Heavy)
'If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2' (2016, the others)

The mercenaries from the weird, wonderful Team Fortress 2. While a few of them have had appearances in earlier episodes, they got their first starring role in "If Mario Was In... Team Fortress 2".

Berserk Button: Each Merc has a different one.
- Don't refuse a hat trade with Soldier. He'll chase you to the ends of the earth for it. And god help anyone who tries to compete with him.
- For Demoman, it's Soldier.
- RED Heavy is a walking Berserk Button. Anger him, and he will promise you pain without end.
Black Comedy Rape: The BLU Spy, to ridiculous degrees. His appearances are always accompanied by the song listed under Leitmotif and him pelvic thrusting towards his intended target.
BLU Spy: Surprise... buttsecks!
Body Horror: A lot of the mercs end up suffering this.
Cold Sniper: The Sniper, until Mario distracts him.
Determinator:
- Heavy will not stop until you are dead.
- Both the RED Soldier and Demoman will get that hat.
- Even death will not stop the BLU Spy from buttsexing you.
Disproportionate Retribution: YES.
Fate Worse than Death: What Heavy will do to you if you anger him.
Groin Attack: Soldier is often on the receiving end of these.
In Touch with His Feminine Side: Heavy, sometimes.
Leitmotif: Surprise Buttsecks for the Spy, Do You Believe In Magic for Merasmus.
Mushroom Samba: The BLU Scout is a victim of this.
Nightmare Face: The RED Heavy can pull off some very frightening faces. The BLU Heavy, Medic and Spy pull these too, the latter's being a constant feature.
No-Sell: The RED Soldier completely no-sold the BLU Spy's "Surprise Buttsecks".
Soldier: Your painis is weak!
Reality Warper: Merasmus the Magician can warp reality on a whim. That said, he doesn't seem to have much control over it.
Super-Persistent Predator: All the mercs, though props go to the RED Soldier for continuing to go after those hats.
Stuff Blowing Up: It's Team Fortress 2. What else did you expect?
Trademark Favourite Food: Heavy and sandwiches. This extends to the BLU Heavy as well.
Vitriolic Best Buds: The Soldier and Demoman are on the same RED team, but keep trying to kill each other.

T-Pose Zombies

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First appearance: "Mario And The T-Pose Virus" (2018)

An army of zombies consisting of both Mario and non-Mario characters stuck in the T-Pose reference pose. They serve as Waluigi's personal army, and can be created with a T-Pose mushroom, getting attacked by other T-Pose zombies or being hit with a specific power of Waluigi's.

And I Must Scream: As demonstrated by Meggy, they're still conscious and suffering within.
Brainwashed and Crazy: They all serve Waluigi, the one who created the infection.
It Only Works Once: The cure, that is. Due to Waluigi's growing power, by the time "The Mario Convention" comes around, 1-Up Mushrooms don't work anymore.
Knight of Cerebus: The episode where they first appear, "Mario And T-Pose Zombies", is Darker and Edgier. They obviously don't help. Also, despite showing Waluigi in a darker tone, he had comedic moments. They hadn't.
Mooks: Of Waluigi.
Nigh-Invulnerable: Most physical attacks don't work on them. When Meggy singlehandedly knocked down the T-posed Shroomy, Toad, SMG4 and Boopkins, they got back up within seconds. Even running over them with a van doesn't harm them much.
No Ontological Inertia: Waluigi's power controls all the T-Pose Zombies. Smashing his staff breaks his control and cures every last zombie.
The Speechless: They are completely mute.
The Virus: They are zombies, after all.
Weaksauce Weakness: 1-Up Mushrooms completely cure the outbreak. It didn't work the second time, though.
Zombie Apocalypse: Caused two of these.

Desti (Unmarked Spoilers)

Desti

"Hey! Cheating is a legitimate strategy."

First appearance: "If Mario was in... Splatoon 2" (2018)

Meggy's Octoling rival. Originally a One-Shot Character for "If Mario was in Splatoon 2", she ended up returning to have a major role in the Anime Arc, in the first half as an antagonist that must be faced in Splatfest as a rival, and the second half as a hero helping our heroes save a kidnapped Meggy—and pays the price with her life for her troubles.

Aborted Arc: At the end of her debut episode, she tells Cap'n Cuttlefish to join her team, and he agrees. However, her future appearances wouldn't carry on with this team-up.
Alpha Bitch: She is this in spades when first introduced, and has the look to match.
Ambiguously Related: Some viewers have speculated that she's the daughter of Splatoon's Big Bad, DJ Octavio, judging from their species, their similar color schemes, and her (initial) nasty attitude. This would explain why he attended her funeral.
Arch-Enemy: Originally Meggy and Desti considered themselves as this, but after "Mario and the Experiment" they mellow out into friendly rivals later on, and besides, in said episode, Meggy would receive a far worse one.
Attention Whore: She gets upset when Meggy doesn't recognize her, even though they literally just met.
Bad Boss: She's quite willing to push her teammates out of her way or into harm's way to save her own skin in a battle.
Bait-and-Switch Boss: After the anime ban has been lifted, it seemed all that was left was taking Desti and her team on at Splatfest before the Anime Arc can be over. Instead, Meggy doesn't even show up, leaving her friends to worry. And even Desti was so unsatisfied by Bob's poor performance as a substitute that she helps Mario and Co. look for her.
Big Ego, Hidden Depths: Once thought to be an arrogant Flat Character bordering on Hate Sink, a major chunk of the Anime Arc is dedicated to fleshing out Desti's character before having her meet her fate.
- It's clear that she enjoys the rivalry that she has with Meggy and cares for Meggy... in her own way. She actually expresses disappointment in "The Mario Showdown" when it seems that Meggy may have given up on getting her weapons back, and is also shocked when it looks like Meggy was about to drop her weapons in their one-on-one duel. In "The Splatfest Incident" she also shows a clear concern for Meggy's safety once she gets kidnapped, pragmatic claims aside.
- "The Inkling Disappearances" reveals that she's actually warmed up to Mario and the others and cares for them to some extent. She even makes peace with Saiko despite the two of them coming to blows in "The Splatfest Incident". Unfortunately, almost immediately after she admits that, she's kidnapped by an ink-powered Godzilla.
- In "World War Mario", she of all people snaps Axol out of his funk when he laments that he's caused nothing but trouble to the people he considered friends, due to Francis stealing Ink Weaver.
Axol: Emo fish girl...you are a lot wiser than you look.
Burial at Sea: Her funeral takes place at the edge of the ocean.
The Bus Came Back: She finally makes her second appearance in "Meggy's Bootcamp", even lampshading it by saying it's been a while.
Character Death: The first established character in SMG4's series to permanently die. The Bob-ombs in "Tale of a bob-omb" were exclusive to that video, and therefore don't count.
Dead Person Conversation: Has one with Meggy in Meggy's Destiny.
Defrosting Ice Queen: She's still as cocky as can be, but grows closer to Mario and company the more time she spends with them, and is arguably a good guy by the time she gets permanently killed.
Developing Doomed Characters: The Anime Arc was where we really get to know her as a character. It's also the arc where she dies.
Dirty Coward:
- She steals Meggy's weapons and calls it legitimate, but when she's cornered by Meggy, Mario, Luigi and Tari as well as the rest of the gang who have come back from Japan she tries to talk Meggy into fighting her one-on-one "to make things fair".
- She also used Mario as Human Shield in "If Mario Was In... Splatoon 2".
Enemy Mine: When Meggy goes missing, Desti volunteers to help her friends find her. Later forms one with Meggy herself when they fight the Anime Cartel.
Everyone Has Standards: Despite being perfectly willing to cheat and take unfair advantages against her opponent, once she finds out that Meggy didn't show up for the Splatfest, she willingly helps Mario and the gang look for her, because she admits that beating them without Meggy wouldn't be satisfying.
Fake Shemp: Uses voice clips from other Splatoon characters, as well as Waluigi's laughter and Sergeant Anous's "STAHP RIGHT DERE!!" in the poorly-represented version of her from "Mario's Magical TV".
Fatal Flaw: Arrogance. Not only does it never look good for sportsmanship, but even when she's helping save Meggy's life, she can't help but overconfidently boast her victory over beating Francis' creations while not looking where she's going. You know what happens after that...
Faux Affably Evil: She sweetly tries to persuade Mario to join her team, but when he refuses, the facade quickly drops.
Final First Hug: Her spirit shares one with Meggy at the end of Meggy's Destiny.
For Want Of A Nail: "WHAT IF...?" shows an alternate scenario where Desti never died in "World War Mario". She escapes the island with Meggy, joins the rest of the gang for several bloopers afterward, and eventually helps her win the Splatfest... and then Sephiroth kills Meggy afterward, causing Desti to swear revenge.
Get A Hold Of Yourself Man: Gives one to Axol when the latter is ready to give up against Francis and his goons despite there being a clear opportunity for them to escape.
Girls with Guns: A female Octoling able to hold her own in a gunfight.
Go Out with a Smile: The last smile Desti ever made was the sad one she gave Meggy after the replica Sephiroth gutted her from behind.
Greater-Scope Paragon: For Sunset Paradise, as [her death caused the string of events that lead to both Shadow Meggy’s creation and Meggy’s trip to Port Aurora.
Heel–Face Turn: Sort of. She slowly starts to enjoy spending time with Meggy and friends as the Anime Arc continues, and even changes her stance on Meggy to Worthy Opponent status, before ultimately being killed off by the end.
Hoist by Her Own Petard:
- While trying to defend her hideout from Mario and the gang, the water from Blastoise's Hydro Pump attack deflects one of her grenades back into her weapon, causing it to blow her up.
- After crowing about cheating being a legitimate strategy, she's defeated with her philosophy when Meggy cheats in their one-on-one fight to beat her.
Hypocrite: Despite endorsing cheating, she gets upset when Meggy cheats in their duel.
Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: How she dies in "World War Mario." After defeating a drawing of Sephiroth made by Francis, she begins to comment on how easy it was winning... and then a sword's blade impales her from behind. Francis made another Sephiroth replica that fatally stabbed her, creating a tragic scene that greatly mirrors that of the canon Sephiroth stabbing Aerith through the back in Final Fantasy VII. The episode ends with her collapsing to the ground, but not before giving Meggy a Last Request while smiling sadly.
Interim Villain: She has no connection whatsoever to The Anime Arc's story, but is fought in the middle of it to provide some action. She ultimately ends up joining them on their quest before meeting her fate by the Arc's end.
Jerk with a Heart of Gold: She's pretty arrogant, cares very little about her teammates and isn't a stranger to using foul play to get what she wants. That said, throughout the Anime Arc, it is shown that she does care about Meggy and their rivalry; she is one of the prime helpers in finding her once she's been kidnapped, and makes playful banter with her while fighting off Francis's goons. She even admits that she's grown fond of Mario and Co. throughout the whole experience.
Jerkass Has a Point: In "The Splatfest Incident". While it was too early to tell if he actually did it, she's right that Axol should be a prime suspect for kidnapping Meggy considering his background and the motivation that he'd have for doing it. That said, she offers a sincere apology for suspecting him when it turns out he's innocent.
Kick the Dog:
- In "If Mario Was In... Splatoon 2", she tries to forcibly recruit Mario to her team solely to spite Meggy.
- In "Meggy's Bootcamp," she steals Meggy's weapons right before Splatfest and is perfectly willing to open fire on Meggy, Tari and the Mario Brothers (all unarmed) when they come to her hideout to get them back.
Killed Off for Real: Desti dies when she is impaled by a replica of Sephiroth in "World War Mario." The end of "Final Hours" is dedicated to Desti's funeral. This is the first time in the series that a character with development has actually been killed off, making her death rather poignant.
Last Request: After being impaled by the replica Sephiroth, she gives Meggy a sad smile and tells her this before collapsing to the ground:
Desti: You better win Splatfest for me, okay?
Made of Plasticine: Implied, considering a lot of characters in the SMG4 universe are durable and prone to lots of slapstick and injuries. Desti however, is immediately killed off over being stabbed and nothing else.
Malicious Misnaming: She always gets Mario's name wrong, probably on purpose.
Mauve Shirt: What she essentially became in the Anime Arc, returning after she hadn't appeared in any episode since her debut with fleshed-out characterization... only to be dramatically killed off and never appear again.
Not Me This Time: When Meggy goes missing before Splatfest, Mario is certain that she's behind it. Desti denies it but as her confrontation with Saiko shows, there's still reason to be suspicious of her.
The Only One Allowed to Defeat You: In "The Splatfest Incident" she's not pleased when she sees Bob filling in as replacement for Meggy. She even helps Mario and co. look for Meggy during halftime of the Splatfest because she gains nothing from beating her team without her.
Only One Name: Unlike Meggy, her last name was never revealed, and never will be due to her permanent death in The Anime Arc.
Redemption Equals Death: She shows her softer side in the Anime Arc, but dies for her troubles.
Revenge: In the alternate timeline seen in "WHAT IF...?", Sephiroth kills Meggy after they win the Splatfest, causing Desti to seek revenge on him.
The Rival: To Meggy.
Shadow Archetype: Desti just about embodies everything Meggy actively represses about her personality. She's confident, but overconfident. She's a leader of a Splatfest team but views her teammates as expendable. Most importantly, she's super competitive but she will do anything to win — even if it means cheating. Her return to the series fittingly comes right after Meggy tearfully admitting to her friends that she doesn't want to win Splatfest at the cost of her sense of morals and friendships. However, as the Anime Arc progresses it's shown that this goes both ways, as once Desti becomes more involved in Mario's group, she displays a lot of traits similar to Meggy that she doesn't normally show otherwise. She's basically Meggy's stand-in for the arc.
Sore Loser: Just like Meggy, she doesn't take it well when someone outsmarts her or gets the better of her.
Took a Level in Jerkass: While she was a one-note jerkass who did things to spite Meggy in her first appearance, she at least was willing to fight fairly. Come her second appearance, she's quite open to cheating and using underhanded methods to take out her opponents. This doesn't last long.
Took a Level in Kindness: "The Inkling Disappearances" shows that she's come to appreciate Mario and his crew despite all of their oddities. She even leads a rallying cry to find Meggy, to which the others respond with thunderous applause.
Walking Spoiler: Desti's involvement in the Anime Arc results in major ramifications for the future landscape of the SMG4 canon. She's also the first character with actual development to die on-screen.
We Hardly Knew Ye: Barely just averted. She appeared in only one episode before the Anime Arc, in which she just got enough screen time, characterization and development before getting killed definitively.
Worthy Opponent: Despite her claims otherwise, Desti sees Meggy as this primarily due to her status as a Determinator.
Yellow Eyes of Sneakiness: Her eyes are yellow, and she is an Alpha Bitch. Downplayed after her Heel–Face Turn in the Anime arc's second half.

One-Shot Wren (Unmarked Spoilers)

One-Shot Wren

"You've got the makings of a champion, kid."

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Click ^here to see him in his cowboy attire.

Click ^here to see his true self.

Voiced by: Sean Chiplock

First appearance: "Mario Babies" (2021)

A highly skilled Turf War veteran operating while Meggy was still a toddler - and an Inkling, for that matter. He is Meggy's childhood hero and the one who both convinced her to become Splatfest champion and gave her the headwear combo she's known for. Originally mentioned in the Meggy QnA Video, he made a debut in "Mario Babies", confirming him to be canon. Years later after retiring, he joins the town of Western Spaghetti, where he finds his new calling as one of their cowboys. Or... does he?

The Ace: This guy can solo an entire enemy team. With a Charger. Sadly, "SMG4 Movie: Western Spaghetti" reveals that his Glory Days are far behind him now.
All for Nothing: Oh man... he ends up losing everything and becoming homeless, and eventually dead after striking a deal with Mr. Puzzles.
Alas, Poor Villain: Meggy becomes heartbroken when her idol became a monster, saying she wished she was his friend, to which Wren simply states, smiling, that she made a good rival before accepting his death.
Barefoot Poverty: When he's seen on the streets, he's shown with no shoes on. This extends to his true form while controlling the simulation.
Big Bad: He's the main villain of Western Spaghetti.
Broken Pedestal: Taken to the absolute extreme. After Meggy had seen him as a hero and absolute champion who could ignite a spark in someone that’d blaze them to the heavens, it turns out he had fallen off long ago, and after a gift from an unknown being, had outright turned to evil.
The Bus Came Back: He was originally going to be a one-time character, but eventually he returned in the 13th season.
Character Catchphrase: "Draw."
Chekhov's Gunman: Literally! He initially didn't seem to have any importance beyond his role in Meggy's backstory, but "We Interrupt This Broadcast" reveals that he's still around and sets up a plotline about Meggy reuniting with him. He eventually reappears as the Big Bad in the SMG4 Movie "Western Spaghetti".
Contrasting Sequel Antagonist:
- To Lawyer Kong, the clear main antagonist of the last SMG4 arc. Both of them were characters that made appearances in the past, but Lawyer Kong did not impact the series in a major way as Funky Kong, while Wren was an inspiration to Meggy as a child. They both have the ability to mess with victims’ heads, but Lawyer Kong uses contracts and firewalls to do so, while Wren relies on a Lotus-Eater Machine. They've both been given these abilities by a company (Nintendo and Puzzlevision, respectively), but the companies are contrasting in their own right; Nintendo makes it clear who they are, and Miyamoto is a Reasonable Authority Figure even at his worst, while Puzzlevision's representative, Mr. Puzzles, often remained in the shadows, and has no regard for the people hurt or killed in his "shows". Finally, while Lawyer Kong quits lawyering and returns to his old job of selling weapons, making peace with the SMG4 gang in the process, Wren is unable to let go of his desire to continue Splatfest, and dies in his own malfunctioning machine with no one to help him.
- Also to the Completely Regular Keyboard (That Looks Coooool). One is a mindless, destructive beast, while the other is very intelligent, anticipating Meggy's every move. Additionally, while they are in some way affiliated with Puzzlevision, the Keyboard was sold by it as a product, while Wren was gifted his power by it. And while they are both destroyed in the end, the Keyboard was able to take Peach's castle with it, while Wren was left all alone with nothing in his final moments.
Corrupted Character Copy: Western Spaghetti basically made him a twisted Wild West-themed version of Neo. Both of them were chosen to have command over a digital world as the greatest at what they do, but while Neo was chosen to help people, Wren was chosen to help himself.
Cut Lex Luthor a Check: When you think about it, his trapping Meggy and her friends into his simulation was completely unnecessary. He knows Meggy won the last Splatfest, as he says in his Motive Rant that that's why he wants her as a part of his simulation. He also knows where she lives, as he was able to break into her house and steal her^noteoriginally his beanie while she was asleep. So... why didn't he simply seek her out and ask her for help getting back on his feet? Doing so would have undoubtedly steered their conversation to her career as a sports coach, which she could have used to give Wren the confidence he needed to find a job and/or relive his Glory Days in another way. Imagine how honored Meggy would have felt to be helping the person she idolized and looked up to. Speculations as to why he didn't do this range from Meggy's rather personal information coming from his mysterious benefactor rather than him finding out on his own merits, said benefactor somehow preventing him from doing so, him being too prideful and too fixated on living out his fantasies to care about seeking help, and the thought simply not crossing his mind.
Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: One of the people he gassed, kidnapped, and brainwashed into a Western stereotype was Melony, a being with godlike powers.
Diving Kick: How he takes out an enemy about to splat Meggy. It's similar to the kicks Meggy's known to dish out, implying she took it from Wren.
Evil Cannot Comprehend Good: When Meggy laments that they could've been friends, Wren just compliments her skills as a rival, showing that he hadn't even considered it a possibility.
Face Death with Dignity: Before properly dying, he simply compliments Meggy, calling her “one hell of a rival”. He then calmly closes his eyes as his lair crumbles around him.
Face–Heel Turn: By "SMG4 Movie: Western Spaghetti", the hero that Wren once was is gone, and all that’s left is a washed up Splatfest champion who is willing to trap Meggy and all of her friends inside a Wild West simulation just for the sake of a worthy rival.
Facial Markings: Has a tattoo on the left side of his face. Noticeably, it's at its clearest during his heyday as Splatfest Champion, and becomes increasingly smeared and faded as he falls further from grace. Come his final moments, the tattoo is completely gone.
Friendly Sniper: Wields a "Charger"^note, and is a pretty swell guy. At least, in the past.
Friend to All Children: Back when he was in his prime, he was shown to have a soft spot for children. He took a liking to the much younger Meggy, and says "remember, kids" when making a public announcement.
Glory Days: He was once one of the greatest Turf War players in the world, if not the greatest. However, "We Interrupt This Broadcast" and "SMG4 Movie: Western Spaghetti" reveals that he "fell off" after losing a Splatfest, and eventually slipped into evil.
Good Scars, Evil Scars: His appearance in "Western Spaghetti" after his Face–Heel Turn shows that he has an X-shaped scar above his eye. Curiously, the scar is there in his flashbacks during the aforementioned movie, when he was still in his prime. Additionally, the advertisement featuring him in "We Interrupt This Broadcast" removes the scar entirely^note.
Go Out with a Smile: Subverted. He genuinely smiles as he calls Meggy "one hell of a rival" but his smile fades when he sees Meggy look back at him with an expression of pained pity, leaving him to Face Death with Dignity somberly.
Hoist by His Own Petard: Ends up crushed to death by the very Simulation Machine he had been using the whole film.
Inconsistent Spelling: It's not exactly consistent how his name is supposed to be spelled. Some subtitles spell it "Oneshot Wren", and some spell it "One Shot Wren". His statue at the museum spells it "One-Shot Wren".
It's All About Me: After entering the simulation everything he does is to prove his superiority over everyone who came across him.
Lovable Jock: A Turf War veteran and a Nice Guy... at least in the past. It's easy to see where Meggy gets it.
Master of Illusion: He's in full control of a digital world where he's always on top in "Western Spaghetti". This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't drag the SMG4 gang into his fantasies.
Meaningful Name: The name alone gives you an idea of his capabilities, and he's a One-Shot Character (at least at first). More harshly, it's also a pre-emptive title of how his days of stardom ended up; when he eventually lost a Splatfest, everyone moved on from him as he was no longer hot stuff. In other words, he'd had his One-Shot of fame.
Minor Major Character: He only appears in three episodes and a movie tops—not counting mentions—yet is a huge inspiration for Meggy when she was very young... and one of her most dangerous adversaries in the present.
Nice Guy: The nicest Inkling in SMG4's videos by far. Not that that's really saying anything compared to Desti and Team Killer Ink. Unfortunately, this personality did not last...
Pride: His Fatal Flaw is his pride in his abilities and superiority. He fell into a deep hole when he got dethroned as the Splatfest Champion and sets up his digital realm so he's always on top. In particular, he's amused when Meggy sucessfully fights back but is driven to blind fury when Mario and Swag are able to outplay him, putting him in the perfect position for Meggy to shoot him in the back of the head.
Production Foreshadowing: First mentioned by Meggy in her QnA video, then appears in-person about three days later. And it's unlikely that his mention was an ad-lib by Lizzie, since SMG4's videos take a while to make, especially ones that create new characters^note, and the QnA video took about two weeks to make from when it was announced to having Lizzie voice Meggy answering the questions.
Psychopathic Manchild: He uses the simulation as nothing more than a twisted power fantasy where he can always be the biggest badass around, even going as far as to trap the gang in the simulation to use then as playthings and forcing Meggy to be his rival. Not to mention this is all motivated by the fact that he was unable to move on from Splatfest.
Reality Warper: Being the centre point of the Western Spaghetti simulation, Wren has near total control over the world, being able to warp around, brainwash those trapped inside and summon minions from thin air. He can even manifest his minions in the real world but doing so causes the machine to malfunction and destroy the facility.
Retcon: His weapon was green in "Mario Babies", but yellow in "Mario's Tunnel of Doom". It might just be a different weapon, though.
Riches to Rags: In a flashback scene, he used to be as an Upper-Class champion who lives in his wealthy mansion, but... It didn't last long for him because he became second place instead of first place, which means he lost his friends, his mansion, and everything.
The Rival: He states that he trapped Meggy in his simulation so that he and her could have a worthy rivalry.
Shadow Archetype:
- He's SMG4 if he didn't have any close friends to help him out at his lowest. Like him, both were tempted by a TV-like person for promises of regaining glory, but whereas SMG4's friendship with others prevented him from fully descending into darkness, Wren had no one to help him out and fully descended into villainy, and ultimately dies completely alone.
- He's also Meggy if she never moved on from Splatfest and got the Character Development she needed to find a new purpose. But again, Meggy was able to accomplish that with the help of her friends. Both were at one point trapped in a big glass chamber as the place around them was collapsing, but while this would lead to Meggy changing for the better, in Wren's case, it would lead to his demise.
- He's this to Bob as well. Both have experienced fame and fortune beyond their wildest dreams, only to lose it all when someone beats them at their own game and takes their popularity from them... and the loss of their mansions leaves a gape in reality. However, apologizing to the people he hurt becomes Bob's main priority after the loss of his rap career, while Wren wants to continue Splatfest by any means possible.
Small-Town Tyrant: As the one in control of the Wild West simulation, he can make people follow his orders, regard him as a respected figure, or just make them play their parts as Western Spaghetti citizens.
Sadist: Takes complete joy when he psychologically tortures Meggy for over a month leading her to the brink of insanity.
The Speechless: Subverted. The skills he demonstrates during the Splatfest match were without dialogue, but after he gives Meggy his hat, we get his Signature Line. Subverted even further once he finally appears in the present in "SMG4 Movie: Western Spaghetti", where he has fully voiced dialogue courtesy of Sean Chiplock.
Small Role, Big Impact: Appears in a flashback long after Meggy was introduced to the series, but it was him who set up Meggy to want to become Splatfest champion, kicking off her character arc upon meeting Mario.
Trademark Favorite Food: Potatoes. In addition to having characters trapped in his simulation eat potatoes, a Running Gag in "Western Spaghetti" is having them say that potatoes are "so good, you can eat them raw". Wren himself is seen holding a potato at one point while he's killing Meggy in a "Groundhog Day" Loop.
The Villain Knows Where You Live: The reason Meggy's beanie went missing? Wren broke into her house to steal it as part of his luring her and her friends into his simulation.
What Happened to the Mouse?: As a side-effect of being introduced way after the fact, it's never mentioned what became of him. Come "SMG4 Movie: Western Spaghetti", however, we do learn what became of him, and it is not pretty.
Would Hit a Girl: And by "hit", we mean "shoot to death endlessly over and over in a "Groundhog Day" Loop", as poor Meggy learns the hard way. Also, Saiko, Tari, Karen, and Melony were just as much victims in his simulation as everyone else.

Non-Mario Characters - Minor

See here.

Teletubbies

In General

Teletubbies

"Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard!...YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!"

First appearance: 'Ssenmodnar' (2012)

A clan of freaky alien-looking children meant for little kids 1-4 years of age. They commonly appear as antagonists in many bloopers.

Adaptational Intelligence: In their original series, they have the mindsets of toddlers and speak in baby talk. In SMG4's videos, they are capable of speaking normally most of the time.
Adaptational Villainy: While harmless baby characters in their original series, in the world of SMG4 they're violent, murderous psychopaths.
Ax-Crazy: It's in their nature.
Berserk Button: Numerous, but the most prominent one is messing with their Tubby Custard.
- In their first appearance, mentioning Justin Bieber will provoke them into a violent fit of rage.
Beware the Silly Ones: Despite originating from a preschool series, they're extremely malicious in this universe, classified as A-tier in terms of strength.
Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: "A trip to Teletubbie Land" at one point shows them frolicking around their town until they suddenly start causing a riot.
Butt-Monkey: A lot of Teletubbies get abused, like when Po got randomly struck by Ben's reckless driving in "Two great friends!".
Chased by Angry Natives: They appear as an island tribe and go after Axol's Inkweaver in "Treasure Hunt with the Bois".
A Day in the Limelight: In "A trip to Teletubbie Land", "Tubbie TV", "Where the Wild Teletubbies Are", "The Mario Purge", and "Mario and the Lost City...".
Fake Shemp: Sometimes, the Tubbies have each others' voices. Sometimes Tinky Winky has Po's voice, other times Po has Laa-Laa's voice.
Later-Installment Weirdness: In the earlier bloopers, the Teletubbies were far more Ax-Crazy and prone to committing crimes. Come the 2018 bloopers, and with a few exceptions, the Tubbies behave themselves and don't break the law onscreen. There's a reason for this: letting Tubbies commit crimes for 12 hours actually decreases Tubby crime rate and has pacified most of them into a state of Pragmatic Villainy.
Mook: Teletubbies are shown to be this for a couple of villains such as Ztar and Admiral S. Swipe.
Out of Focus: They've rarely appeared after 2018 save for minor background cameos.
- The Bus Came Back: After several months, they finally return in "Treasure Hunt with the Bois".
Planet of Steves: "Mario Joins Discord" reveals that all Teletubbies of the same color share the same name. For instance, red is Po, green is Dipsy...
Slave Race: Sometimes shown to be this, being everything from Nintendo employees to lottery number announcers.
Trademark Favorite Food: Tubby Custard and Tubby Toast.

Tinky Winky

First appearance: 'Taken (Like an Idiot)' (2013)

Also known as "tubbie chef", Tinky Winky is the first of the four main Teletubbies. Best known for being a cook.

Lethal Chef: As a cook, he serves Mario and SMG4 Tubby Custard dishes. Judging by their reactions, it tasted awful.
No-Nonsense Nemesis: During The Mario Purge, he shoots Mario in the nuts and nearly sticks an arrow through Saiko's head.
Sexy Silhouette: When he is showering in "Mario the Boy Scout", Bob mistakes him for a beautiful woman for having one.

Dipsy

First appearance: 'A Trip to Teletubby Land' (2013)

The Teletubby that appears the least in the bloopers.

Butt-Monkey: Arguably gets abused the most out of all the Teletubbies, once again for the sake of comedy.
Chick Magnet: Laa-Laa walks in on him having a party with numerous ladies. How he managed to attract them is anyone's guess.
Out of Focus: Doesn't appear as often as the others.

Laa-Laa

First appearance:'Taken (Like an Idiot)' (2013)

Frequently misspelled as "Lala".

Berserk Button: You better invite Laa-Laa to your parties. If not, she will arrive uninvited and go on a murderous rampage. Also, when Laa-Laa wants a hug, YOU GIVE HER A HUG.
Lady Looks Like a Dude: Looks just like the male Teletubbies but is actually a female.

Po

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Voiced by: Luke (The Plumber Problem)

First appearance: 'Ssenmodnar' (2012)

The Teletubby that appears the most in the bloopers. She was also the leader of a group of homicidal Teletubbies who participated in The Purge so they can kill Bob. She is also Shroomy's object of affection.

Ambiguous Gender: Despite being female in her original series and referred to as a "she" in the eighth and twelfth ssenmodnaR videos, a lot of her voice clips are masculine. However, "Mario's Valentine Advice" clearly shows that she is indeed female as she is in her home series.
Ax-Crazy: Clearly having the time of her life when she starts purging.
Batter Up!: When she and her gang burst into Peach's Castle, she's seen holding one before they all start hunting everyone down.
Berserk Button:
- Don't mention Justin Bieber around her. SMG4 learned that the hard way.
- Also, when she's ready to eat Tubby Custard, don't kick it over. She will lead an entire army to hunt down and kill those who do, as Bob learned.
Big Bad: She's the main villain of "The Mario Purge".
The Chew Toy: She's constantly being abused for the sake of a joke.
A Day in the Limelight: Po specifically takes center stage in "Mario's Valentine Advice".
Disproportionate Retribution: She wants to kill Bob... just because he kicked her bowl of Tubby Custard.
Eviler than Thou: Even by Teletubby standards, Po is just deranged.
Expy: She's pretty much the Polite Leader, except as a Teletubby.
Fake Shemp: In addition to using voice clips from other Teletubbies, she uses voice clips from other characters such as the Heavy and Gruntilda.
Gang of Bullies: Gang of Killers to be exact, but she and her group clearly love ganging up on people during The Purge, and while they only seem to be after Bob, none of them have any issue using their weapons on the other characters.
Lady Looks Like a Dude: Looks just like the male Teletubbies but is actually a female.
Machete Mayhem: What she tries to use to kill Bob. Unfortunately for her, The Purge ends just as she's about to attack.
Malevolent Masked Woman: Make no mistake, her Halloween Pumpkin mask might be goofy, but she is still a homicidal murderer who takes part in the purge and is clearly having the time of her life.
New Job as the Plot Demands: Let's see, he/she was shown to be a traveling salesperson, a Nintendo employee, a cop, a commander, a psychopath... too many to list!
Pet the Dog: Sort of. Despite being allowed to commit as many crimes as she wants, she and her gang don't actually kill any of the other characters. Instead she ties them all up, and while she does force them to watch Bob get killed, she never mentions wanting to kill anyone else afterwards, implying she was just after Bob. Downplayed in that she and her gang chose to go after the others instead of just Bob, her gang would have killed Saiko had Tari not pushed her out the way, and it's implied that after killing Bob she'd have killed the others as well had The Purge not ended.
Serial Killer: She gladly takes advantage of The Purge in order to hunt down and kill Bob.
Starter Villain: Of the Rapper Bob Arc.
Witch Doctor: In "Mario and The Lost City..." after taking Axol's Inkweaver.

Tubbie Wonka

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First appearance: "Mario and the Retarded Spaghetti Factory" (2014)

The owner of the Tubbie Spaghetti Factory. See here for his character sheet.

SwagTubbie

First appearance:'Mario Simulator' (2014)

A boss of the City Level in "Mario Simulator". She is a red Teletubby with star-shaped glasses.

The Bus Came Back: Makes a brief cameo during Ssenmodnar Lightning Round in the 10 Year Anniversary.
Call-Back: Mario's interest in the star-shaped glasses (to the point where he gets massively jealous over anyone else who wears it) is referenced in "SwagQuest" where Luigi dons a pair himself to convince Mario he's got swag.

Tubby Custard Salesperson

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First appearance: 'Mario's Spageti Delivary' (2014)

A red saleswoman Teletubby with a chef's hat from "Mario's Spageti Delivary" who sells Tubby Custard and is in deep competition with Mario.

Ambiguous Gender: Similar to Po.
Cool Car: She drives the Pink Cabriolet from Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing with an oven strapped on the back.
One-Shot Character: Has never been seen since her debut.
Precision F-Strike: Get the F*ck outta here!
Shout-Out: She has a button that can transform the car into a robot, a la Transformers. It doesn't help that the song that accompanies the transformation has Transformers as the first lyric.
The Rival: To Mario.

Tubbiehost

First appearance: 'Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow' (2015)

The host of "Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow". Uses Tinky Winky as a base.

Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Hasn't been seen since "Retarded Recap 2015".
Fake Shemp: Uses MC Ballyhoo's voice clips.

Mr. Gobbles

Mr. Goobles

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First appearance: 'Where the Wild Teletubbies are' (2016)

A Teletubby that Professor E. Gadd uses as a test subject.

Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Reappeared in "Stupid Mario Galaxy" and was then never seen again.

Tubbie Police

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First appearance: 'Mario's Dangerous Delivery' (2018)

A red Teletubby policeman from "Mario's Dangerous Delivery".

Ambiguous Gender: Similar to Po. Though judging by its reaction to the Groin Attack Mario gave them, it's likely the policeman is male.
Groin Attack: Receives one, courtesy of Mario.
No-Nonsense Nemesis: For "Mario's Dangerous Delivery", taking its job seriously, refusing many a Comically Small Bribe and even setting off the alarm after Mario breaks Frankie out.
Would Hurt a Child: Well, not hurt one, but willing to arrest one.

Chieftain

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First appearance: 'Mario and The Lost City...' (2019)

The chief of the Lost City of Gold. He is a male version of Laa-Laa that wears Wing Kirby's headdress.

Fake Shemp: His voice clips are primarily Mumbo Jumbo's dialogue gibberish.
Non-Standard Character Design: His face is different from the other Teletubbies, more resembling how they look in their source series.
One-Shot Character: Never seen again after Mario & the others fled the lost city.

Spinoff Series Characters

Sonic the derphog

Sonic the Hedgehog

First appearance: 'The Winning Ticket.' (2014)

The main character of his namesake series.

Adaptational Jerkass: Comes with the territory of being in this series, but even by those standards he's a lot more of an asshole, surpassing even Mario sometimes. He's basically Sonic if he was a bit more aware of what the gaming world at large thought of him, leaving him quite bitter and cranky. Part of "Mario VS Sonic: PRANK WAR" makes it quite clear he's aware of his fanbase's... infamous reputation, which he uses to his advantage.
Adaptational Wimp: Despite his high speed and spin abilities, he's proven to be incompetent in combat and even Eggman is stronger than him, being in the B-tier while Sonic is in the C-tier.
Art Shift: He can go between his custom Super Mario 64 appearance or either his Modern or Classic appearances from Sonic Generations. His modern model also goes fully animated in one instance during "Mario VS Sonic: PRANK BATTLE".
Butt-Monkey: Make no mistake, Sonic is no less of one just because he's the main character sometimes. If he turns up in a video where he ISN'T the protagonist, he's probably going to die very quickly. He really gets the short end of the stick a few times in "If Mario was in The Sonic Movie".
Composite Character: At least due to the use of voice clips from multiple actors; his Mario 64 custom model is based on his Dreamcast-era look, but with the voice of his three main voice actors, while his personality is similar to his Sonic Boom incarnation in that he can be tired and bitter.
A Day in the Limelight: The Sonic the Derphog series has him and Dr. Eggman as the main characters, while the main series has given him his own share of focus episodes such as "Mario VS Sonic: PRANK BATTLE", "If Mario was in The Sonic Movie" and "If Mario was in... Sonic Movie 2".
Driven to Suicide: Throws himself off a cliff after seeing Eggman pelvic thrust towards him in "EGGVENTURE". Fortunately, he lands on a spring and is catapulted into Eggman's Eggmobile instead (not that that's any better as Eggman continues to bother him).
Foil: To Mario, he's smart, calm, and full of common sense.
Official Couple: With Swagmaster. No really, they get married in "If Mario was in... Sonic Movie 2" with Sonic willingly accepting Swag's love for him.
Only Sane Man: In his world, he's about the only rational person there. If it's not him, then it's Knuckles doing that. In Mario's world, this trope is still in full effect, only magnified by about 100 times.
Put on a Bus: Sonic stopped making regular appearances after 2017, not counting the 3 Million Collab. Even Eggman made cameos here and there, such as "Stupid Mario 3D World", but Sonic did not. He finally returns in "If Mario was in The Sonic Movie".
Wholesome Crossdresser: As part of a Mario-borne disguise in "If Mario was in The Sonic Movie". It's just a wig, but it's enough to convince Swagmaster... perhaps a little too much.

Dr. Eggman

"PINGAS!!!"

Voiced by: Jasmine Yang ("War of the Fat Italians 2021")

First appearance: "'101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!)' (2013)

Sonic's arch-nemesis.

Adaptational Wimp: Even more so than Bowser. However, he turns out to be stronger than Sonic, being a B-tier while his arch-nemesis is a C-tier.
Art Shift: A more stable case; for the opening of "Eggventure", he uses his Classic design, while the rest of the video onward uses his Modern design.
Ass Shove: On the receiving end in "Mario Battle Royale". With a rocket launcher.
Big "SHUT UP!": Delivers one to Bowser at the end of "Egg and Peach".
The Bus Came Back: "If Mario was in the Sonic Movie" is his first starring role in quite some time, though he has at least had background cameos in the interim (which was more than what Sonic got).
Characterization Marches On: In the Sonic the Derphog series, he was portrayed as an utterly incompetent villain who came up with plans that were utterly nonsensical in nature. After reappearing in "If Mario was in the Sonic Movie", he is depicted as FAR more competent and even as the only character other than Sonic as having rationality. Hell, the only reason why he loses there is because of the stupidity of other characters like Swagmaster.
Composite Character: One for both his modern-day incarnation and his Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog incarnation. There's also a smattering of Sonic Boom style Eggman in there as well, what with him being treated as an ineffectual loser with almost zero ambition.
- As of 2020, his Real-Time Fandub incarnation is used as well.
A Day in the Limelight: With Sonic in the Sonic the Derphog videos.
Flanderization: Part of Dr. Eggman's characterization is the frequent use of pingas jokes. He's also far less capable than his other counterparts, with his plans being less "defeat Sonic and take other the world" and more "just get some friends and maybe get rid of Sonic". Again, quite like his Boom counterpart.
The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You: He uses his Dab Gun to force people into never-ending dabbing, and not even Luke, who was editing the video, is safe.
Harmless Villain: Pretty much his role. One video shows him "terrorizing" a random city in the Mushroom Kingdom, only for nobody to care. He's much more effective in "If Mario was in the Sonic Movie".
Hoist by His Own Petard: A lot of his defeats are due to his own weapons. One example of this is in "If Mario Was In... Sonic Movie 2", where he gets turned into an egg by his own unglifyer and then promptly stepped on by Mario.
I Just Want to Have Friends: Some of his appearances have this. Unfortunately, his method of making friends happens to be pelvic-thrusting in full view of them.
Otaku: Likes anime, according to the TV interview in "Super Challenge 64". As that particular sequence was All Just a Dream, whether he actually likes it is up for debate.
The Rival: To Sonic, obviously, but also to Dr. Pootis.
Surprisingly Realistic Outcome: By "If Mario was in the Sonic Movie", the "joys" of adult life have caught up to Eggman and he no longer tries to stop Sonic, instead working at a Blockbuster. Swagmaster and Chris promise him a "bajillion" dollars should he successfully catch Sonic for them, which gets him back in the game.
Throw the Dog a Bone: Gets into a stable relationship with Peach in "Egg and Peach", though it doesn't last.
Walking Shirtless Scene: A few gifs of him doing that spring up during the series, most of the time leading to extreme cases of Brain Bleach.
Yank the Dog's Chain: Peach ends up dumping him at the end of "Egg and Peach", claiming she's not ready yet. And Bowser decides to rub it in.

Super Pokeman 64

DICKS Oak

First appearance: 'WELCOME TO POKEMANS!' (2014)

Mario's rival in the "Super Pokemans 64" series.

Art Evolution: In his first two appearances, as well as in "The Retardness of 2014", he used Blue's sprite from Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver. In "Super Pokemans 64: Legendary pokemon", his sprite from Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 is used instead.
Caps Lock: His name is typed in all caps.
The Rival: To Mario, obviously.

Pengaz the Legendary? penguin Pokémon

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First appearance: 'Legendary Pokemon' (2015)

A "Legendary" Pokémon that Mario finds and catches in the third Pokemans episode. Originated from the ROM hack Pokémon Clover.

Fake Shemp: Uses Dr. Robotnik's voice clips.
Russian Reversal: Gets chased by Mario and SMG4 during "War of the Fat Italians 2016". Chases them with a pingas train and flattens them moments later.
Shock and Awe: Its version of Egg Bomb is a bolt of lightning shot out from its mouth that reduces the Bidoof trainer at the exit of the starting town to burning ash.

Guards N' Retards

See here.

Original Characters - Major

See here.

Original Characters - Minor

Narrator

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The narrator's only on-screen appearance in "the warrior and the hobo"

First appearance: 'Mission for Peach' (2011)

The Narrator in certain videos. He also has the power to alter reality as demonstrated in "The Mario Parable".

Expy: Of the Narrator from The Stanley Parable, and just as hell bent on keeping his stories on track. Too bad Mario's stupidly makes that nearly impossible.
Out of Focus: Dropped heavily in appearances starting into the modern era, with his most recent "appearance" to date being "SMG4 Christmas Special 2021".
Synthetic Voice Actor: Voiced by IVONA British Brian.
The Voice: For the most part. He was only on-screen once in "the warrior and the hobo".

Stacy

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"Did that cute guy from yesterday really think I was beautiful?"

First appearance: 'Ssenmodnar 2' (2012)

A recolor of Peach to add more diversity to the series. Also Toad's mother as shown in an ad for merch.

Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Hasn't been seen in a blooper since 2015, presumably since GMod and Mario 64 mods gave way for more female variety.
Flat Character: Aside from being an overprotective mother, Stacy doesn't seem to have that much character development.
Living Prop: When she's not grounding her children, she's basically one.
My Beloved Smother: After seeing her Toad son look at SMG4's merch store and how it is labeled "candy van" she destroys all of his electronic devices and forces him to read books from now on.

WoopWoop Kingdom Royalty

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From left to right: King Wooptedoo, Prince Big Woop, and Queen Stephe.

First appearance: 'Castle Royale' (2015)

The trio that rules over the WoopWoop Kingdom, appearing in "Castle Royale". They consist of King Wooptedoo, Prince Big Woop, and Queen Stephe. Their goal is to unite their kingdom with the Mushroom Kingdom, which only Princess Peach agrees to, while the other main characters set out to prevent the union from happening.

Amusing Injuries: At one point, Toad launches a tray of fast food at King Wooptedoo. And near the end, Prince Big Woop is run over by Bowser.
Bait-and-Switch: The audience is led to believe that Queen Stephe is Steve crossdressing, which makes sense due to Steve's character. Then we see Steve pass by as Mario is trying to convince "Steve" to join the rebellion.
Beware the Nice Ones: Queen Stephe. Once Mario discovers she really isn't Steve in drag after telling Stephe to help prevent Peach from marrying Prince Big Woop, she hits her breaking point and chases Mario and Toad.
Distaff Counterpart: Queen Stephe to Steve. Mario actually believes Stephe is Steve the first time he meets her.
Identical Stranger: Queen Stephe looks like Steve if he was crossdressing.
One-Shot Character: None of them have appeared since their debut.
Palette Swap: King Wooptedoo and Prince Big Woop to Mario.
Reused Character Design: Prince Big Woop uses Ruffman8890's color palette.
Shout-Out: King Wooptedoo has the voice of King Harkinian.
"The Reason You Suck" Speech: Prince Big Woop gives a brief one to Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Toadsworth, seconds before meeting his fate.
The Rival: Prince Big Whoop to Mario.
The Voiceless: Queen Stephe, much like Steve, has no written dialogue.

Cap'n Lardbutt

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First appearance: 'The Pirate Plumbers' (2015)

A pirate who befriends the Mario Bros in "The Pirate Plumbers" thanks to Ben.

Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Him inviting the Bros. and Ben on his crew has disappointed Mario and Luigi, and his quote about Mario never having the pirate booty was gonna be a really bad mistake.
One-Shot Character: His only appearance thus far was in "The Pirate Plumbers" (and the non-episodic "Mario Simulator Interactive")
A Pirate 400 Years Too Late: SMG4 has several modern day elements like computers, websites and memes, all of which are things that pirates wouldn’t have lived to see.

Admiral S. Swipe

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First appearance: "Seaside Stupidity Part 1" (2016)

The leader of the Teletubmarines, he hunts rare objects across the sea alongside his crew of Teletubbies to add to his collection with his current sights set on Fishy Boopkins.

Dirty Coward: He's pretty useless if you take away his Teletubbies, not even making an effort to stop the heroes after Fishy Boopkins eats them all, All he did after that was call SMG4 and his friends Asswipes and go down with the Teletubmarine.
One-Shot Character: Only appears in parts 1 and 2 of "Seaside Stupidity" (which were supposed to be one episode) and doesn't return.
One-Winged Angel/ Fusion Dance: Merges with the Teletubbies to become OmegASSwipe, which can be undone if you wash away the Tubby Glue.
Punny Name: It can be romanticized as ASSWIPE, and one of his sectors is 2-SX-C (too sexy).
Wicked Heart Symbol: A white and gold heart-shaped creature. He's also a ruthless submarine captain who kidnaps Mario and friends. He certainly lives up to his Punny Name!

Heavy Squid

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First appearance: "If Mario was in... Splatoon" (2017)

A combination of Heavy Weapons Guy and Squidward, and a member of Meggy's old Splat Squad team along with Sam and Kenji... at least until Mario indirectly injures him.

The Bus Came Back: He disappears after "If Mario was in... Splatoon", but makes an appearance in a tweet promoting "Meggy's Destiny" and comes back as Meggy's stand-in for the 10th anniversary movie.
Joke Character: He appears in a promo tweet for "Meggy's Destiny" that says he will not be attending Splatfest. He's also an odd replacement for Meggy's stand-in while she's on vacation.
Me's a Crowd: A tweet promoting "Meggy's Destiny" shows four Heavy Squids at once.
Replacement Goldfish: He appears as Meggy's stand-in while she's on vacation.
Small Role, Big Impact: We don't get to see a lot of him in "If Mario was in... Splatoon", but Mario filling in for him and proving his worth does lead to him and Meggy striking up a friendship.
Stylistic Suck: He's literally Heavy Weapons Guy with Squidward's head.

Joe Boopkins

First appearance: "Stupid Mario Kart" (2017)

Fishy Boopkins's father. He's basically a giant version of Octodad with Cthulhu's head. Anger him at your own risk. His name was revealed to be Joe in an episode of Hobo Theatre in Hobo Bros.

Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: He's so large that he could be mistaken for a Kaiju.
Berserk Button: Hearing someone has been mean to Fishy Boopkins is his.
Big Damn Heroes: Comes to the aid of his son and his friends in "Mario and the Experiment", fighting and winning against the ink-created Godzilla that had been terrorizing them.
Cthulhumanoid: He's a giant humanoid octopus with Cthulhu's face.
Corrupt Corporate Executive: He is a high-ranking executive of Subway, which is secretly a fish-cannibal cult.
Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?: Despite his massive size and threatening appearance, Joe is pretty friendly—at least if you're not messing with his kids.
Eldritch Abomination: Considering that he has Cthulhu's head.
Fish People: Well, octopus-people really.
Fully-Dressed Cartoon Animal: He's a fully clothed sea creature.
Good Parents: He's very protective and loving towards his son. To anyone who pisses him off, not so much.
Lovecraft Lite: A giant Eldritch Abomination and No-Nonsense Nemesis... and quite a Nice Guy to his kids and friends.
Mister Seahorse: Turns out to be one in "The E G G", where he lays JubJub's egg.
Morality Pet: His son appears to be one for him.
One-Hit Kill: Nothing he slaps stands a chance against him. Except for a 50-70% Powered Godzilla, which actually gives Joe a proper battle he barely won against due to Mario disrupting Godzilla.
Papa Wolf: If Fishy Boopkins tells him you're being mean to him, you're basically dead. If you kick Jubjub Boopkins, you're super dead.
Random Species Offspring: Joe Boopkins (A humanoid Eldritch Abomination) + An unknown mother = Fishy Boopkins (A Spike) and JubJub Boopkins (a Cartoon Creature resembling a duck).
The Voiceless: He doesn't say a single word. He just lets his slap do the talking for him. "Mario and the Experiment" at least adds Voice Grunting.
The Unintelligible: In "Mario and the Experiment", his voice grunting consists of gibberish.
World's Strongest Man: This dude sits just behind Zero on the Power Level Tiering System for SMG4 characters. Since Zero himself is technically an invader from another universe, this means Joe is the strongest native being to the series' universe.
The Worf Effect: As shown in "Christmas Special 2021", he's weak to gunshots. Yeah, the only time where Joe was defeated was when his younger son shot him because he failed to convince him that he was Santa.
Your Size May Vary: In his earlier appearances, he was as big as a mountain. Starting with "Mario goes to subway and purchases 1 tuna sub with extra mayo", he's notably much shorter, but still pretty tall.

Fuego the Water Bottle

Pizza is Russian invention!

Voiced by: James Bailey

First appearance: "Mario's Magical TV" (2020)

A walking, talking water bottle.

Bilingual Bonus: His name means "fire" in Spanish, which doubles as an Ironic Name considering he's a water bottle.
Characterization Marches On: His debut episode had him serve as a mascot for a Government PSA encouraging people to drink water more (Although his methods were quite excessive and even threatening at worst). Following "SSENMODNAR - 3,826,412 SUB SPECIAL", he's been established as a devout communist.
Dirty Communists: Has turned into this as of "SSENMODNAR - 3,826,412 SUB SPECIAL". It's likely for this reason that he stopped appearing due to the real life war between Russia and Ukraine.
Out of Focus: His last appearance was in "If Mario Was In... Anime" where Mario waterbends his insides as he is in pain. While it's unknown if he was killed off as a result, he was likely removed from the series due to the real life war between Russia and Ukraine.
Perpetual Smiler: His expression is always a giant smile, even if his dialogue and tone of voice indicate completely different emotions.

Oof Buttons

First appearance: "Mario Gets Woke" (2020)

Also known as Content ID, they are beings that look like YouTube buttons with Master Hand-esque hands. They drag unpopular or cancelled things into the Internet Graveyard.

Character Catchphrase: "Hello there, boys!"
Dragged Off to Hell: Their main purpose.
Glass Cannon: Once they get their hands on you, game over. Doesn't actually take much to actually destroy them though.

Maestro Mano

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First appearance: "If Mario Was In... Nickelodeon" (2021)

Master Hand's Mexican cousin.

Annoying Younger Sibling: Or rather annoying cousin. Master Hand can't seem to stand Maestro Mano's pointless shenanigans and tries to take the first opportunity he has to go to a bar.
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better: Maestro Mano's main motivation for being the In-Universe creator of Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl. Master Hand doesn't take this seriously and had such low expectations for the Nicktoons that he summoned Mario to deal with them. He was right.
Didn't Think This Through: Apparently, getting a bunch of random kids show characters to fight a video game icon was a bad idea.
Meaningful Name: His name is Spanish for "Master Hand".

Axol Junior (Unmarked Spoilers)

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First appearance: "If Mario Was In... Nickelodeon" (2021)

Melony's pet axolotl.

Dead Guy Junior: Named after Melony’s late boyfriend.
No Cartoon Fish: In a series where almost everything is ridiculously cartoonish in appearance, he looks remarkably similar to a real life axolotl.
Replacement Goldfish: He's wished up by Mario to serve as one for Melony, with later episodes showing she kept him. A much later Rewrite states Melony adopted him instead, but the reason why is still the same.
Rewrite: In his debut episode, Mario wishes for him with Fairy magic. In the '22 Christmas Episode, it's instead stated that Melony adopted him from a pet store, complete with a flashback.
Terrestrial Sea Life: He's an axolotl. Despite this, he seems perfectly fine on land and can even walk like a lizard.

Wheeler

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"FREEZE! THIS IS A STICK UP! GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!"

Voiced by: Luke Lerdwichagul

First appearance: "The Pawn Business" (2022)

Shroomy’s grandfather, an old criminal bound to a wheelchair.

Abusive Parents: He doesn't care all that much for Shroomy, if "Mario Gets His Pingas Stuck In Car Door" is any indication. That's also where we found out they were Connected All Along.
Arch-Enemy: He seems to like robbing Karen the most.
Evil Cripple: He's a robber who's stuck in a wheelchair and carries a blood bag around.
Evil Old Folks: Even though he's old and wrinkled, he's still a criminal at large.
A God Am I: He stole Mario's Liver to gain his avatar powers and become unstoppable. Unfortunately for him, though, it also turned him into another Mario.
Karma Houdini: In his first appearance, Meggy manages to knock his gun out of his hand and point it at him. Unfortunately, the police arrive immediately afterwards, see Meggy holding an old man in a wheelchair at gunpoint, and promptly arrest her.
Karma Houdini Warranty: After escaping punishment in his two previous appearances, he finally gets his due when SMG4 distracts him with a Nintendo meme and snaps his neck, letting Mario take his liver back by force.
Meaningful Name: He's called Wheeler because he uses a wheelchair.
Suspiciously Similar Substitute:
- After SMG3's Heel–Face Turn, Wheeler more-or-less fulfilled the role he once had—the go-to bad guy for the creators to use whenever the story requires a Big Bad. He's even antagonized SMG3 at least once, seemingly to drive the point home.
- He also has some strong shades of Wario and Waluigi, as not only are they greedy, but robbery is something they would do... and did.

Karen's Children (Zack, Katie, and Cory)

Karen's three children. They have issues getting along and behaving well.

Applies to all of them

Barefoot Cartoon Animal: Compared with their mother, who always wears boots, none of them wear footwear of any kind.
Bully and Wimp Pairing: Zack and Katie's relationship boils down to him constantly picking on her and Katie being too timid to fight back.
The Bus Came Back: After not appearing for a long while after their debut in "How To Train Your Mario", Cory and Katie reappeared in "We Don't Talk About Luigi". Zack would follow suit one episode later.
Chromatic Arrangement: The three of them wear shirts with an analogous color scheme. Zack is red, Katie is orange, and Cory is yellow.
Disappeared Dad: The father of these children is unknown, and it's unlikely that Karen adopted them, given their Strong Family Resemblance.
Fake Shemp: Katie and Zack use sound effects from Animal Crossing for their dialogue.
Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal: They all wear shirts, but unlike their mother, none of them wear pants.
Morality Pet: Just like JubJub, they're all among the few characters that can elicit any kind of happiness from the normally-dour, apathetic Karen.
No Full Name Given: Their last name is yet to be revealed.
Strong Family Resemblance: All three of them have the exact same colored fur and paw pads (the three of them all actually use edited versions of the same model) as each other and Karen.

Zack

First appearance: "How To Train Your Mario" (2022)

Big Brother Bully: He bullies Katie twice in "How To Train Your Mario", with it being implied he does so often.
Big Eater: He makes quick work of his dinner—complete with a loud belch—and is still hungry for more. Not to mention his willingness to Eat the Evidence when Katie accuses him of scaring her with a mask.
Bratty Half-Pint: Easily the worst troublemaker of the three children.
Eat the Evidence: After Katie tells their mother that he was scaring her with the Dream mask, he just eats the mask and denies it.
Establishing Character Moment: His first appearance has him bully his sister and scare her with a Dream mask.
Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: Even though he has a cautious relationship and yells at Karen that he hates her at one point, he still ran to hug her when she got home like his siblings.
Furry Reminder: He sleeps in a pet cage instead of a bed like his other siblings. Granted, he was on punishment at the time.
Nightmare Fetishist: Implied in "Mario Goes On Death Row", where he brags about being kidnapped by Swagmaster to his mother.
Red and Black and Evil All Over: "Evil" is kind of stretching things, but he has red sleeves underneath his black shirt and is a troublemaker.
You Are Grounded!: Karen grounds him and forbids him from playing Roblox due to him bullying his sister.

Katie

First appearance: "How To Train Your Mario" (2022)

Bespectacled Cutie: She's an adorable kitten that wears glasses.
Break the Cutie: She cries when Zack steals her food. Fortunately, their mother steps in and promptly punishes him.
Butt-Monkey: She's the one most often picked on by Zack.
The Generic Guy: Doesn't have as many notable traits as her siblings.
Nervous Wreck: Heavily implied to be why Zack is such a Big Brother Bully to her. Also, when Karen's kids are kidnapped by Swagmaster in "Mario Goes On Death Row", she's the only one shaking in fear, with Zack being too excited by the situation, and Cory too spaced out.
The Smurfette Principle: The only daughter of Karen that we've seen.

Cory

First appearance: "How To Train Your Mario" (2022)

Cloudcuckoolander: He constantly has Fish Eyes and a semi-smile, doesn't speak in text-based sentences, and has a fascination for doing weird things.
The Dutiful Son: Played for Laughs in "Mario Does Pranks 2", where he acts as a security force for his mother while she's working at Starbucks.
Fish Eyes: As part of his Cloudcuckoolander persona, his eyes point in opposite directions.
Flight: Played for Laughs. When he holds his arms out like a T-pose, he can fly.
Man on Fire: Mario accidentally sets him on fire while trying to kill Luigi with a flamethrower in "We Don't Talk About Luigi". This being SMG4, he can easily shrug it off with no harm done... though Karen would argue otherwise.
Noodle Incident: When he starts pretending to be a helicopter and makes a mess in Karen's house, her only response is "Not again." with a Facepalm.
The Unintelligible: Due to his lack of text-based dialogue, his only form of communication are random sound effects (including random voice clips) and memes. Even when "Mario Goes On Death Row" features one instance of text-based dialogue for him, it's again a meme accompanied by a voice clip^note.

The Watermelon Man

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"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues."

First appearance: "The Watermelon Man" (2023)

Melony’s father, who has a very strange obsession with turning people’s butts into watermelons.

Botanical Abomination: He’s a stack of watermelons in the shape of a man.
Character Catchphrase: Every time he appears, you can expect to hear him talk about the "FitnessGram Pacer Test". Hilariously, he says this no matter what he does, from making his entrance to giving Melony an Affectionate Gesture to the Head.
Good Parents: He sets up a huge party for Melony on her birthday, making sure to invite all her friends.
Non-Malicious Monster: Even before the revelation that he's Melony's father and organized her birthday party, turning people's butts into watermelons is one of the least evil things people can do in a show like this, especially if the effects are temporary.
Retcon: Didn't Melony say in "Revelations" that she didn't have parents?
You Don't Look Like You: His appearance in the thumbnail for "The Watermelon Man" looks nothing like the design you see before you, and is really just a watermelon replacing the head of Slender Man.

Clench

"Clench. Clench. Name me Clench."

Voiced by: Zachary Preciado

First appearance: "The Day My Arm Went Psycho" (2024)

Tari's hyperactive cybernetic arm which suddenly gained awareness.

A.I. Is a Crapshoot: Not as bad as one might expect (not yet, at least), but still annoying enough to qualify.
Friend to All Living Things: He likes ducks just as much as Tari, if not more so, to the point where she has to promise him she'll take him to the zoo if he behaves himself. In addition, his mind-reading powers are awakened when Tari tries to calm down a gorilla that Mario angered.
Motor Mouth: It's hard to get him to stop talking, to the point where Tari has to shut him up with an oven mitt.
Red Oni, Blue Oni: The hyperactive and energetic Red Oni to Tari's shy and collected Blue Oni.
Suddenly Speaking: It took about six years after Tari's debut (and three seasons of her own show) for her arm to gain sentience and a voice.

Characters From Other GLITCH Shows

Characters either exclusive to or existing to promote GLITCH's other productions that were imported into the bloopers. It should be noted that SMG4's incarnations of Tari and Belle Fontiere fall under this category, but already belong in SMG4's Gang and SMG3's Gang, respectively.

Meta Runner (see here for further information)

Multiverse Taris

Meta Runner Tari, Beta Tari, and Skybreakers Tari

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L-R: Beta Tari, Skybreakers Tari, SMG4 Tari, and Meta Runner Tari

Voiced by: Celeste Notley-Smith (except for Beta Tari)

First appearance: 'War Of The Fat Italians 2019' (Meta Runner Tari)
"If Mario Was In… Sonic Movie 2" (2022, Beta Tari, as a transformation)
"Into the Marioverse" (2022, Skybreakers Tari)

Other versions of Tari, who originate from different universes.

Tari in the SMG4-verse already has her tropes here.

Decomposite Character: Skybreakers Tari is shown to be a separate character from Meta Runner Tari. In Meta Runner, Skybreakers Tari was merely Meta Runner Tari as she appeared in the Skybreakers game.
Fake Crossover: They only properly interact with each other in the non-canon episode "Into The Marioverse".
Flanderization: Meta Runner Tari's Character Development was significantly amped up for this episode.
Hot-Blooded: Skybreakers Tari is easily the feistiest Tari.
Lovable Coward: Beta Tari is an overly friendly but easily terrified wreck, more so than SMG4 Tari.
Talk Like a Pirate: Skybreakers Tari speaks like this. Justified, as she comes from a universe of pirates.

Sunset Paradise (see here for further information)

Shadow Meggy

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Voiced by: Lizzie Freeman

First appearance: "Mario VS Youtubers" (shadow form), "The Pursuit of Happiness" (physical form) (2021)

The physical manifestation of Meggy's insecurities and flaws.

Dark Is Evil: A shadowy being who loves to torment Meggy.
Enemy Within: She's Meggy's insecurities taken physical form, but is only confronted in her thoughts.
Evil Counterpart: A much straighter example than Desti and Melony combined. The former was merely arrogant and the latter doesn't do much of anything, but Shadow Meggy is truly evil.
Hannibal Lecture: Her first speaking lines are telling Meggy to just give up.
The Heartless: She's the living embodiment of Meggy's feelings of hopelessness.
Never Say "Die": "Give up" sounds dangerously close to a Suicide Dare.
No-Sell: Punching her does no good, since she's merely an illusion.
Palette Swap: Her model is an almost exact replica of Meggy's, only darkened and with Yellow Eyes of Sneakiness.
Purple Is Powerful: There are shades of purple all over her body as she torments Meggy, likely to help the audience see her in complete darkness.
Villain of Another Story: You think at first she would be just another Arc Villain, until you find out her torment of Meggy was setting up Sunset Paradise.
Villain Teleportation: Does this to dodge the real Meggy's punches.
Voice of the Legion: Lizzie's voice is given an echo effect for Shadow Meggy.
Yellow Eyes of Sneakiness: Sports these even before she reveals her true form. Which have no pupils.

Aziz Yousi

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Voiced by: James Bailey

First appearance: "Mario Gets Lit" (2022)

A vendor at the Spicy Man Music Festival.

Butt-Monkey: He usually gets whatever food he's selling ruined by Mario's shenanigans, sometimes getting assaulted in the process.
Aziz: Can I go one second without being assaulted?!
Canon Immigrant: Straight out of Sunset Paradise. Meggy even recognizes him upon first seeing him, but he denies having ever met her.
Jerkass: Just like in "Sunset Paradise", he insults Meggy—only this time it's to her face rather than behind her back.
New Job as the Plot Demands: Apparantly, selling ice cream at Port Aurora wasn't working out for him, so he moved to the SMG4 universe to sell whatever the plot requires.
Pet the Dog: Despite his usual jerkass tendencies, he's genuinely happy for Mario when he meets the qualifications for becoming "the new Spicy Man."
Sitcom Archnemesis: Appears to have some beef with Meggy, which isn't surprising, considering where he originated.
You Don't Look Like You: Averted. He uses the exact same model that he uses in Sunset Paradise. Which is odd, since Meggy has a different art style from him in the SMG4 world.

Murder Drones (see here for more information)

N

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"Heheh, artificial life is agony!"

Voiced by: Michael Kovach

First appearance: "Mario Reacts to Spooky Memes but Dies half way through" (2021, non-advertisement appearance)

A Murder Drone programmed to destroy other robots.

Adaptational Badass: This N doesn't seem prone to overheating. According to Word of God, Disassembly Drones in Murder Drones canon are so hot that touching them melts your skin.
Adaptational Heroism: Unlike his Murder Drones counterpart, who sided with Uzi to turn against humans, this one decides to "screw genocide" all together.
Adaptational Villainy: This version of N hunts down organic beings, including humans. It doesn't last long, however.
Animal Motif: This version of N seems to have a fascination for puppies, something his Murder Drones counterpart wasn't known to have.
Artifact Title: Despite still being called a "disassembly drone," he wasn't sent to simply tear robots apart.
Canon Immigrant: Originated from Liam Vicker's Murder Drones.
Easily Forgiven: Mario and SMG4 forgive N for trying to kill them when Mario offers him memes.
Meaningful Background Event: Mario sees the trailer for his home-series and is thankful he doesn't have to deal with the drones. Then he moves his head and you can see N behind him, and then he gets closer...
My Master, Right or Wrong: Averted, assuming he was still made by humans as in his home series, because here he actively hunts Mario down.
Recurring Extra: Thus far, he has never made a major appearance in any episode of the show, generally only appearing in advertisements for Murder Drones, as well as two SMG4 Crew^notethen known as "Mario Does Things" videos, both of which turn into Murder Drones promotions.
You Don't Look Like You: Very much Averted. He's the first SMG4 counterpart to nearly perfectly resemble his GLITCH counterpart, save for the eye and hair colors, along with some lower detailed textures.

The Amazing Digital Circus (see here for more information)

Pomni

"OH NO NOT AGAIN-"

Voiced by: Elsie Lovelock

First appearance: "The Very Safe & Legal SMG4 Show"

A hapless jester girl who gets mistakenly summoned to the Showgrounds for a few seconds by SMG4.

The Cameo: She only shows up in a single episode for a quick gag.
Casting Gag: Elsie Lovelock voices Pomni here instead of Lizzie Freeman due to Lizzie's lack of availability. What makes it this trope is that Elsie also became The Other Darrin for Meggy, who was originally voiced by Lizzie.
Inconvenient Summons: Just like the teaser, she's summoned right as she's in the middle of eating (in this case, she's clearly holding a slice of pizza, while in the teaser, whatever she was eating has vanished from her eyes).
Oh, No... Not Again!: Says this word for word when SMG4 accidentally summons her as his circus assistant the exact same way Caine does in the Digital Circus teaser, since the last time ended with her getting forced into a Knife-Throwing Act and becoming a Human Pincushion.
You Don't Look Like You: Her skin is slightly more yellow that how she appears in the final product of her home show, more in line with her Early Installment Character-Design Difference seen in the teaser.

YouTubers / Real People

SM3

Starman3 (SM3)

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First appearance: 'The Blooper Competition' (2011)

One of SMG4's (former) friends and a popular machinimist. One odd thing about him is that he doesn't even get introduced to the characters, everyone just knows who he is.

His YouTube channel can be found here. He no longer makes appearances in the bloopers due to the actions of his real-life self.

Canon Discontinuity: FM stated on an edit on Starman3’s SMG4 wiki page in 2021 that Starman is no longer canon to SMG4.
Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: After various controversies his real-life counterpart caused, he was removed from the cast in 2014. In 2021, FM revealed via an edit he made on Starman’s page that Starman is no longer canon.
Gary Stu: Apparently, the real life Starman3 forced SMG4 to make him this when he was still in the show.
Only Sane Man: He was one of the saner members of the cast.
The Leader: In real life of the YTR, which is reflected in the videos.

Xboxfan997 (X)

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First appearance: 'Castle Jumping = Time Traveling = Zombies' (2011)

A friend of SMG4. He apparently has the power to know when something bad is happening.

His YouTube channel can be found here.

The Artifact: He still makes appearances in each edition of "War of the Fat Italians", but he has little reason to show up anywhere else due to the rest of the YouTube Rangers disappearing from the series.
The Bus Came Back: Despite being Out of Focus in the main series, he can usually be counted on to appear in each edition of "War of the Fat Italians". He has only made one non-milestone reappearance in "Studying for Exams...But you're friends with Mario."
Fake Shemp: Uses Spy's voice clips.
My Significance Sense Is Tingling: As stated above, he had the power to know when something bad was happening.
Not So Above It All: Despite usually being depicted as the Only Sane Man in most videos, he pulls a prank on Meggy by pretending to be held hostage by Baldi.
Only Sane Man: When Starman was removed from the series, he filled the role as one of the more saner cast members.
Out of Focus: After the text font changed (starting with "The Warrior and the Hobo"), X heavily dropped off in appearances, with Starman3 taking his original place. Though he used to always reappear for "War of the Fat Italians" as the judge, 2019 would be his last time with the role before he lost that too. Though he still makes appearances every now and then, they are now far more spaced out.

FightingMario54321 (FM)

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First appearance: "SMG4 VS SMG3" (2011)

The fighting master of the group, he can usually handle everything well with fighting, which is of course why he was named as such. He is a member of the police in the later bloopers he shows up in.

His YouTube channel can be found here.

Adaptational Job Change: A YouTuber in real life. In the channel he is a police officer.
Ascended Meme: A common joke made on FM's Twitter account is making Your Mom jokes. An SMG4 short has him doing SMG4's (non canon) mom.
Berserk Button: Don't jaywalk in front of him.
Fake Shemp: Uses Demoman's voice clips.
Friend on the Force: His job (instead of being a Youtuber IRL) is a Police Officer in the show.
Joke Character: Is classified in the 5 million sub tier list as one of the weakest characters in the series in Z-tier right next to Whimpu despite his association with "Fighting".
Out of Focus: Aside from an appearance in the 2016 two-parter "Seaside Stupidity", he only occasionally appears through cameos. He finally gets a bigger role in "Fan Written Episode" and ''SMG4 Movie: 10 Year Anniversary Special''.

MarioMario54321

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First appearance: 'The Blooper Competition' (2011)

A machinimist who made Super Mario 64 Bloopers before SMG4 and helped inspire him, leading to SMG4 putting him and references to his content in his earlier videos. He most notably appeared in "The Blooper Competition" as a rival.

His YouTube channel can be found here.

The Bus Came Back: Appeared in the 10th anniversary special after a Long Bus Trip, albeit briefly.
The Cameo: After becoming Out of Focus, he tends to show up in Ssenmodnar videos the most with the Running Gag being him going up against a serious enemy before the situation is handled easily or something interrupts the fight.
Fake Shemp: Uses the Heavy's voice clips.
Out of Focus: He vanished with the other YouTube Rangers sometime in late 2014 and, other than the occasional appearance in Ssenmodnars, didn’t return until the 10 year anniversary.

Enzo

First appearance: 'Starman3 Gets 5000 Subs!' (2012)

A YouTuber featured in "Birthday freakout" as the main subject of the video. He goes crazy when Mario crashes his birthday party being held at the castle, and from then on is determined to kill Mario and, eventually, the rest of the main cast.

Adaptational Villainy: He is also a YouTuber, but is never portrayed as a sociopath outside of this series.
Ax-Crazy: He was a SERIAL KILLER in his second major appearance, and he wasn't too stable in his first.
Early-Bird Cameo: Has actually made appearances before "Birthday freakout" (his first major role), such as in "The Pink Problem".
Driven to Madness: Having his party ruined does not do any favors for his sanity and he eventually snaps.
Face–Heel Turn: After Mario ruins his birthday party, he goes insane and becomes a threat to the main cast.
From Nobody to Nightmare: He was an ordinary guy and friend of SMG4, but after Mario crashed his birthday party, he begins to plot schemes to get others killed and evolved into a mass-murderer in "The Visitor".
Heel–Face Turn: Reforms at the end of "Christmas Crazies" after getting a cake from Mario.
Road Runner vs. Coyote: He is the Coyote, while Mario is the Road Runner.
Serial Killer: He is the shadow figure going around in "The Visitor", killing people and shoving their corpses into toilets just because he couldn't have a birthday party without anything going wrong.
Shout-Out: When he made a return in "Christmas Crazies", he briefly uses Burgerpants' face as a Slasher Smile.
Yandere: In the non-romantic sense; he is desperate for love after having his birthday party ruined in "Birthday freakout" and will eliminate anything that gets in his way, and only drops this when Mario gives him a cake near the end of "Christmas Crazies".

SMG4's Minion

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First appearance: 'Legendary Pokemon' (2015)

A clone who is created after Mario accidentally clones SMG4 and spaghetti at the same time.

Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Vanished shortly after her debut.
The Ditz: She rivals Mario in terms of intellect.
Genius Ditz: She demonstrates great intelligence by distracting an army of Luigi dolls with the Rickroll.
Girls With Mustaches: As a result of being a Mario Palette Swap.
Early-Bird Cameo: She appears in several earlier episodes, such as "Ssenmodnar 10" as one of the people who suggests a challenge.
Lady Looks Like a Dude: She looks exactly like a hatless Mario palette swap complete with a mustache, but she is actually a girl.
Opposite-Sex Clone: To SMG4.

Justin Bieber

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First appearance: 'Ssenmodnar 2' (2012)

The rather infamous singer himself. Bowser is his biggest fan.

Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: In Super Minecraft 64 Bloopers: Legend of Steve.
Berserk Button: Mock his voice and you'll regret it. Dr. Eggman learnt that the volatile way.
Black Comedy Rape: Is subjected to this by Bowser, and Bonnie also attempts this.
Brown Note Being: Looking at him can cause death. You don't even need to see him in person to die, as apparently just looking at a photo of him — in Mario's case — can make you get Driven to Suicide. Of course, this is just another Running Gag of the series, considering that the real Bieber was pretty controversial and gained a Periphery Hatedom at the time he appeared in SMG4's videos.
Eye Beams: In Super Minecraft 64 Bloopers: Legend of Steve, after Mario tells him that Dr. Eggman called his voice gay, he roars in rage and shoots blue beams at Eggman, making him explode.
Fake Shemp: Despite being, well, Justin Bieber, he is shown singing IceJJFish's "It's something about you girl" in various bloopers and The Spice Girls' "Wannabe" in Meet the Bowser.
Hated by All: Just about everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom minus Bowser and some others can't stand him. Looking at a picture of him in a magazine is a cause of death according to "101 Ways for Mario to Die (the Right Way!)".
Out of Focus: Stopped appearing around the end of 2016.

Shigeru Miyamoto

Voiced by: Chō (voice clips)

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First Appearance: 'Cooking with Bowser and Mario!' (2014)

The game director of Nintendo and owner of all the Nintendo-based characters in the show, including Mario.

Affably Evil: He's technically the Greater-Scope Villain of the Lawsuit Arc (being the one who permitted the firewall, and all), but isn't portrayed as being any more sinister than usual; in fact, some of his actions end up helping the heroes, such as allowing the Massive Multiplayer Crossover that Mario proposed as part of a plan to escape the firewall and trying out Mario and Luigi's SMG4-based game ideas which gives SMG4 and Meggy time to find a book on and base a contract on parody law.
Anti-Villain: The only reason he considers Lawyer Kong's idea to sign a DMCA is because of the corruption caused by SMG4's memes.
Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Despite his general strangeness, he's the director of Nintendo for a good reason. In "If Mario Owned Nintendo", when Mario's shenanigans cause Nintendo's stocks to plummet, Miyamoto single-handedly saves the company by creating "Cooking Mario".
Cloudcuckoolander: Miyamoto is quite zany, often freaking out about what he finds to be a genius game idea... oftentimes something completely mundane that involves Mario characters.
Early Installment Character-Design Difference: In early episodes, he appeared as a ghost with Miyamoto's face superimposed onto it (as a reference to JonTron). Now, he's a generic human model with Miyamoto's face superimposed on it.
Greater-Scope Paragon: It's because of this guy and the settlement that was reached that the redesigns for SMG4, SMG3, Boopkins, and Bob exist. Though, in SMG4's case, he already had his to use for a disguise, Miyamoto just made it stick.
Heart Drive: Nintendo's stonks serve as this for him. If anything happens to them that would cause them to be destroyed, Miyamoto dies with them. Getting new stonks brings him back, though.
Prima Donna Director: He certainly acts this way when directing a game. If anything happens that doesn't fit the Nintendo family-friendly brand, he'll stop everything and force you to make it family friendly.
Reasonable Authority Figure: Despite permitting the firewall in the first place, he is quite accommodating to Mario and accepts his request to include all the non-Nintendo IPs in a crossover game so they can be set free. He even hears out Mario and Luigi's request to try their game ideas based on SMG4's characters before coming to the decision of signing the DMCA.
Take That!: He's clearly not meant to be a flattering take on the real Miyamoto. The only time he stepped out of Nintendo HQ was to throw away a bunch of failed games he made. Otherwise, he's looking for "inspiration" for a new game... which is whatever is within his line of sight, like Luigi gardening, or just another Mario game with a longer title.

Reggie Fils-Aime

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First appearance: 'The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario' (2013)

The former Nintendo of America president whose body is always ready.

Art Evolution: Began as still images but started to use his Mii from Miitomo in later videos.
Super Mode: Can transform into "Reggie-gigas" at will as proven in HOW TO CATCH POKÉMON and The Mario Convention, though usually as his One-Winged Angel form.

Susan Wojcicki

The face of demonetization.

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First appearance: "The Day SMG4 Posted Cringe" (2019)

The real-life former CEO of YouTube, portrayed as a humanoid velociraptor. She serves as an antagonist to Mario in the YouTube Arc when the latter messes with the YouTube Remote.

Berserk Button: She despises people swearing on her watch, especially the N-Word, to the point where she sends Mario to the Canceled Dimension when she thinks he's going to and drags PewDiePie off to the Internet Graveyard after Mario tricks him into saying it.
The Bully: To Mario. She makes his life harder whenever she feels like it.
Corrupt Corporate Executive: Sends anyone who tarnishes her company's image in the slightest to the "Cancelled Dimension".
Evil Versus Evil: In the YouTube arc. The in-universe Susan is no saint, but she's far more responsible with the YouTube remote than SMG3 is, the most misuse she performs being to bully Mario. Compare that to SMG3 rewriting reality itself and attempting to Ret-Gone most of the main cast.
Fake Shemp: Uses Gruntilda's voice clips. Doubles as a metaphorical Take That!.
Fire-Forged Friends: Kind of. A mutual respect seems to form between her and SMG4 after "War of the Fat Italians 2020", with SMG4 genuinely thanking her, and Susan mentioning she'll probably demonetize him less in the future.
Fully-Dressed Cartoon Animal: A dinosaur with a shirt and (admittedly kind of long) jean shorts. Averted with Susan Wojilla.
Fun with Subtitles: Her surname is a random word or phrase every time she speaks. Becomes a plot point in "WOTFI 2020" when neither SMG4 or SMG3 can pronounce her true surname correctly.
Heel–Face Revolving Door: She starts out as someone who antagonizes SMG4 and his friends, teams up with Mario and SMG4 during the YouTube Arc's Darkest Hour and even says that she'll demonetize SMG4 less, only to be revealed to have secretly gone back to demonetizing SMG4's videos after she stepped down from the role of YouTube CEO.
Humanoid Abomination: Is a talking dinosaur-person with reality warping powers, and is mother to the Content ID beings that drag people to the Internet Graveyard.
Jerkass to One: Mostly to Mario, she tends to just screw with him whenever she wants to.
Karma Houdini Warranty: By the end of the YouTube arc, she's never severely punished for her actions. But her luck finally runs out in "We Don't Talk About What Happened In the Elevator"; not only is she broke and homeless after stepping down, but her continued abuse of her demonitization powers gets her kicked off a building by Mario and Dragged Off to Hell by demonetization demons.
Later-Installment Weirdness: In "We Don't Talk About What Happened In the Elevator", her subtitles stopped displaying corruptions of her last name.
Lizard Folk: Susan is a talking dinosaur-person in the SMG4 universe.
One-Winged Angel: Becomes Susan Wojilla in "Mario Vs Youtube", who is simply Barney with her hair.
Pals with Jesus: Enemies with Jesus, rather, as she knows Kawaiishima, who created the universe.
Running Gag: People forgetting her name. This extends to the subtitles, by the way.
Screw This, I'm Out of Here!: In "Mario Plays Cat Mario But Every Time He Dies the Walls Close In", she responds to Mario's Atomic F-Bomb heard around the Kingdom by deciding to quit, mirroring her real life counterpart stepping down as CEO of YouTube around the same time.
Take That!: She's clearly not designed to be a flattering take on the real Susan Wojcicki. Her design consists of a dinosaur in a wig, she "speaks" in the voice clips of Gruntilda the Witch and has a bad habit of abusing Mario and dishing out demonitizations at the drop of a hat.
Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Susan and Mario clearly still aren't on good terms, but in the interest of stopping SMG3, they end up working together to get back the YouTube Remote.
Took a Level in Jerkass: Her debut in "The Day SMG4 Posted Cringe" had her being the Only Sane Employee who was actually fairly helpful to SMG4. After, she had become actively malicious towards Mario and being part of the problem with YouTube in general. This got even worse in "We Don't Talk About What Happened in the Elevator", where she still screws people over even after stepping down as CEO.
Tsundere: Slightly. After SMG3 is defeated in "War of the Fat Italians 2020", she mentions she's going to demonetize SMG4 a bit less after their adventure.
Universal Remote Control: Owns a remote that has the ability to control time, space, and reality within the SMG4 world. It becomes the MacGuffin in the "YouTube Arc".
The Unpronounceable: A Running Gag is the subtitles replacing her last name with a random word that starts with "W", since "Wojcicki" is difficult to pronounce.^note One of the challenges in "WOTFI 2020" is saying her name correctly, which even a text-to-speech program finds impossible.

Papa John

First appearance: "Mario Runs Out Of Toilet Paper" (2020)

The founder of Papa John's Pizza, who also happens to be Satan himself and ready to bring about the Day of Reckoning.

Big Bad: The direct cause of the apocalypse in "Mario Runs Out of Toilet Paper".
Depending on the Artist: Sometimes Satan is depicted as Papa John, and sometimes he's shown as a more traditional Devil. This may make a bit of sense, since Satan is traditionally portayed as a shapeshifter with many different names.
For the Evulz: When Mario asks for what his motives are. It's just that he's only on it for creating chaos and destruction.
One-Winged Angel: Transforms from his human form into a Fallen Angel-like form when he sends himself and Mario to hell.
Satan: Claims himself to be the devil, with an appearance to match.
Took a Level in Kindness: His first two appearances had him as evil and petty, but later appearances have him welcome the Mario Brothers to his pizzeria.
Weaksauce Weakness: Toilet paper is enough to defeat him. Apparently, Papa John derives his power from facial grease, and getting TP thrown at him causes it to absorb the grease.

Nathaniel Bandy

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First appearance: "War of the Simps" (2020)

A YouTuber who owns a Waifu factory. His videos can be found here.

Chivalrous Pervert: He's awfully hospitable for a guy who creates waifus.
Good Counterpart: He has an island of waifus, which was what a certain otaku chameleon was trying to create, but he's much friendlier than Francis. Still, the similarities get lampshaded by Fishy Boopkins.
"But we had a whole arc on making anime girls come to life!"
Guy In Real Life: Played for Laughs, as he uses holographic projections of Animesque girls for his streams.
I Want You to Meet an Old Friend of Mine: He and SMG4 have collaborated on a few video projects together before, and are clearly on good terms.
Nice Guy: He's pretty friendly.
Non-Standard Character Design: Unlike other guest YouTubers, Bandy's Super Mario 64 model is an original custom model rather than a Palette Swap of Mario.
The Rival: Is this to Melony, apparently.
Special Guest: It only figures that the guy who's on good terms with SMG4 would eventually get to guest-star in one of his videos.
There Are No Girls on the Internet: Saiko says this pretty much word for word when Korone-Chan is revealed to be a hologram he created.

Luke Lerdwichagul

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First Appearance: "Into the Dark Web" (2021)

The man himself, and the creator of the SMG4 universe.

Achievements in Ignorance: Who knew that putting a bunch of broken computer parts in a box was enough to create an Artifact of Doom?
As Himself: Luke's advertisements take place in the same continuity as the episodes, and it is this Luke who appears in the Genesis Arc flashbacks as well as in the Revelations movie.
Child Prodigy: Implied. During the flashback, when SMG0 is flying through the Great Beyond, we can see a math notebook with Luke's name on it in the background. This seems to indicate that he's been creating the USBs containing SMGs from a young age.
Greater-Scope Paragon: He’s the creator of the SMG4 universe and likely of countless previous universes as well. He is also the indirect creator of the Super Meme Guardians, Niles, and the God Box.
Retcon: He technically made his "debut" in the "Mario in real life" series where most of the characters were about the sizes of plush toys compared to Luke, but in the Revelations movie, the SMG4 cast are ants in comparison to him and Mario doesn't recognize him at all. (Then again, this is Mario we're talking about...)
Unusually Uninteresting Sight: He doesn't see a glowing red cardboard box as much of a big deal. Same for said box being on fire not long after.

MrYeast

First Appearance: "SMG4... Are You Ok?" (2023)

A content creator known for his outrageous challenges.

Captain Ersatz: He's obviously based on the real life MrBeast, complete with intro.
Cloudcuckoolander: He doesn't seem to be playing with a full deck, since he first introduces himself to SMG3 by zooming in through his computer screen after making a donation and saying "coming in hot, boiiiii!"
Unwitting Instigator of Doom: He inadvertently started SMG4 on his perfection-obsessed spiral into madness just by showing up and collaborating with SMG3.

Characters / Supermarioglitchy4's Super Mario 64 Bloopers - Other Characters

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Non-Mario Characters - Major

Old Man Hobo

The Mercs

T-Pose Zombies

Desti

One-Shot Wren

Non-Mario Characters - Minor

Teletubbies

Teletubbies

Tinky Winky

Dipsy

Laa-Laa

Po

Tubbie Wonka

SwagTubbie

Tubby Custard Salesperson

Tubbiehost

Mr. Goobles

Tubbie Police

Chieftain

Spinoff Series Characters

Sonic the Hedgehog

Dr. Eggman

DICKS Oak

Pengaz the Legendary? penguin Pokémon

Original Characters - Major

Original Characters - Minor

Narrator

Stacy

WoopWoop Kingdom Royalty

Cap'n Lardbutt

Admiral S. Swipe

Heavy Squid

Joe Boopkins

Fuego the Water Bottle

Oof Buttons

Maestro Mano

Wheeler

Applies to all of them

Zack

Katie

Cory

The Watermelon Man

Clench

Characters From Other GLITCH Shows

Meta Runner Tari, Beta Tari, and Skybreakers Tari

Shadow Meggy

Aziz Yousi

N

Pomni

YouTubers / Real People

Starman3 (SM3)

Xboxfan997 (X)

FightingMario54321 (FM)

MarioMario54321

Enzo

SMG4's Minion

Justin Bieber

Shigeru Miyamoto

Reggie Fils-Aime

Susan Wojcicki

Papa John

Nathaniel Bandy

Luke Lerdwichagul

MrYeast

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