Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

They haven't been everywhere or done everything or met everyone. No. They've just been in more places, done more things, and met more people than you. Whenever you make a statement, they'll be right on your tail with something they've done twice as much. Played for Laughs.

Sister Trope to The Munchausen and Always Someone Better. Misery Poker is this trope with the "anything" being "telling people how bad you've got it."


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  • Pokémon originally had Gary Oak constantly upstaging the main character, Ash.
  • In Axis Powers Hetalia America is always trying to one-up Russia during strips set during the Cold War.
  • An episode of Azumanga Daioh has Tomo trying to outdo Chiyo-chan in academics and Sakaki-san in athletics. She fails miserably.
  • There is a Hentai called this trope, but replace Anything with Anyone. Three guesses what it is about.
  • Ranma insists on invoking this. Even if the "anything" in question is femininity. Or ludicrous Martial Arts and Crafts. Hilarity Ensues.
  • One villain in Yu-Gi-Oh! had a card that used this trope, it took the form of the strongest monster on the field, copying its attack and defense... +1.
  • Itachi is this to Sasuke in Naruto in the backstory, throughout part 1, and up until his death in part 2. In the backstory, Itachi started out as a Big Brother Mentor but shifted into an Aloof Big Brother when he became bogged down in responsibilities to the Village and their Clan. It was their father who really rubs this trope in Sasuke's face by consistently dismissing his notable accomplishments because they aren't as impressive as Itachi's were at his age.

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  • One early story with Batgirl II and Spoiler had them comparing backgrounds. Spoiler said that her father was a two-bit knockoff of Riddler. Batgirl said that her father was a world-class assassin. Spoiler mentioned that her dad used to lock her in the closet for misbehaving. Batgirl replied that her father used to shoot her for misbehaving. Spoiler jokingly grouses over the fact that Batgirl is beating her in everything. Later stories reveal that Steph was able to beat Cass in one thing - she was able to get a serious boyfriend, while Cass at that point had been unable to have a relationship last longer than two issues.
  • At the climax of Infinite Crisis, Wonder Woman foe Doctor Psycho sings the trope naming song while approaching Martian Manhunter, claiming his Psychic Powers are superior. Seeing as how he just mind controlled and tamed Doomsday, it's not entirely a bluff.
  • In the Dark X-Men subplot of Dark Reign, during a fight between Osborn's X-Men and the real X-Men, Mimic sings the trope's name to Iceman. Iceman's response (accompanies beatdown):

  • In The Cadanceverse, Trixie and Twilight get into this, with poor Vinyl Scratch getting caught in the middle.

    Live Action TV 
  • Penelope from Saturday Night Live has two shticks instead of one, so... And she launched three tropes in the same time it took to make this one, so...
  • The Late Show, an Australian comedy show, had this type as one of the guests in their "Guide to Dinner Parties" sketch.
  • It's a running gag in Mythbusters about Jamie Hyneman.
  • The Four Yorkshiremen sketch, originally from At Last The 1948 Show and made famous by Monty Python.
  • The Janitor from Scrubs.
  • This happens with one-upmanship contests between Apollo and Sweetpea Sue in "I Can Do It Better" on The Pajanimals.
  • The M*A*S*H episode "Major Topper" where Winchester plays this to Hawkeye and BJ, including providing a picture to prove he once had a date with Audrey Hepburn.
    Charles: When will you boys learn that your childish fantasies can't compete with my real life?


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  • The minor character Topper in Dilbert.
    Dilbert: Hi, how are you?
    Topper: I can't go first. It ruins my system.
  • Shoe:
    "I had a friend who would top everything I said."
    "I had a friend just like that. Only mine was worse."

    Professional Wrestling 
  • During his feud with AJ Styles in NWA Wildside, Jeff G. Bailey recruited Jason Cross in the belief Cross could do everything Styles could better.
  • Montel Vontavious Porter's "feud" with Matt Hardy, while they were tag team partners on Smackdown basically revolved around them having contests to prove that indeed, anything one could do the other could better. They ate pizza, they shot baskets, they got knocked around by Evander Holifield...

  • This is the title for one of the most memorable songs from Annie Get Your Gun.
  • In "So Much Faster Than You," a song from Franklin and the Adventures of the Noble Knights (which seems to be based more on the Franklin TV show than the original books), the characters of Fox and Rabbit have a friendly rivalry about which of them is the faster the two.
    When I toss a balloon, when I jump on the moon, when I chug like a train, when I fly like a plane, when I make a birthday cake, when I swim in a lake, I am so much faster than you!

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  • Joe Chin in Parappa The Rapper.
  • Your various rivals throughout the Pokémon series, particularly Blue in Pokemon Red And Blue. However, this may be closer to The Munchausen, since some of the things he says just don't add up ("I already caught 40 kinds, pal!"...shortly before a battle in which he uses only four Pokémon).


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  • In the Kim Possible episode "Number One", the eponymous hero was confronted with two persons with this attitude. At school, Alpha Bitch Bonnie challenged her for captainship of the cheersquad. And in the "action" part of the story, she met the "number one agent" of Global justice, who was constantly showing her up as well.
    • Both cases end up Subverted. Bonnie just about burns herself out outdoing Kim. So Kim gives up the position, mentioning that Bonnie will be expected to continue this level of work. Kim had the job back by the next episode. Meanwhile, the Global Justice agent is basically an arrogant kid with a lot of fancy gadgets and educations. Kim is clearly more competent.
  • In My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, The Great and Powerful Trixie is a traveling magician with this as her shtick. That she continues when she's off-stage. She's not all that good at it, though, with her "victories" over the ponies who try to outshow her consisting of humiliating said opponents rather than actually one-upping their feats successfully. By the end of the episode, her general incompetence in areas outside of cheap, flashy tricks and building up her own reputation is laid bare for all to see.
  • In The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, this is the defining trait of Bruno the ape in the episode "Monkey See, Monkey Do Better."
  • In The Flintstone Kids episode "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Betty", Betty started selling ice cream once her friends told her how much they liked her recipe and Dreamchip decided to one-up her out of spite. Dreamchip's machine impressed the customers at first but they eventually decided Betty's ice cream was better.
  • An episode of American Dad! has the Smith family go on a tropical vacation. Stan keeps getting annoyed at a Hispanic gardener who keeps one-upping him. Then again, the first time, Stan was being a jerk by trying to explain to a "native" what a camera phone was. Then the gardener pulls out an identical phone.
  • Bugs Bunny issues this to Yosemite Sam in the booby-trapped piano scene from "Ballot Box Bunny."
  • The Popeye cartoon "Axe Me Another" has Popeye one-upping lumberjack boss Bluto at every turn ("I'll do anything that you do!")

  • The "Real Men, Real Roleplayers, Loonies and Munchkins" list has this as Munchkins' theme song.