Harry: Wow, the transformation is astounding!
[the aliens all applaud]
Dick: I haven't done it yet!
Alice and Bob are in a relationship, but Bob knows something's wrong, to the point where he decides it's better to just end things. He could just sit Alice down and tell her, "You know, this isn't working out. I don't think we should be together anymore."
So Bob tries to get Alice to break up with him first, usually by engaging in unattractive behavior.
Reasons for this vary. Bob might know the relationship has to end, but he doesn't want to be the bad guy, especially if what's turning him off could be seen as shallow or insignificant by others. He might genuinely want to spare Alice's feelings, and figures that she won't be heartbroken if she's the one who initiates the breakup. He might realize that he's not the one she belongs with, and does this to make her see that. He might be afraid of what her father or big brother might do to him if he dumps her. Hell, he might be afraid of what Alice will do to him if he dumps her. If they're married, they might have a prenup that makes it desirable for Bob not to be the one to request a divorce. Or perhaps they aren't in a relationship to begin with: Alice could be an Abhorrent Admirer who keeps chasing after Bob trying to get a date or a Self-Proclaimed Love Interest who insists they are already dating and refuses to accept any claims to the contrary, and Bob thinks this will get her to leave him alone for good.
Almost always backfires, especially if played for comedy. Acting like a disgusting slob will only cause Alice to feel incredibly flattered that Bob feels like he can act so "comfortable" around her, at which point she will usually start behaving similarly. Acting like a Jerkass will only reveal that Alice secretly has a thing for bad boys. And so on and so on.
In more serious works, discovering this trope in action will result in the wannabe dumpee labeled a Dirty Coward. Unless it turns out that he's Dating Catwoman in which case the fear is justified. In comedic works, expect Bob to either resign himself to being stuck with Alice or realize that he actually loves her and wants to be with her after all, only for her to then dump him for some other reason (bonus points if it's his normal behaviour that finally turns her off).
Happens in real life, and let's leave it at that.
Examples:
- Fairy Tail has Erza encounter Jellal shortly after the 7-year Time Skip, leading to an Almost Kiss scene before Jellal suddenly shoves her away and claims to have a fiancee. When his new teammates call him out on his lie, he admits that he doesn't feel that he deserves Erza (who knows that it was a lie but accepts Jellal's hesitation to further their relationship).
- Haikara-san ga Tooru: Benio Hanamura deliberately screws up with her Yamato Nadeshiko training so her arranged fiancé Shinobu Iijuin and his family will put an end to an engagement that she really, really doesn't want to go through note . It fails since Shinobu himself is a Nice Guy and keeps forgiving everything... and upon realising this, she ends up falling for him as well.
- In JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable, when Koichi is scared of Yukako but doesn't want to openly reject her, Josuke and Okuyasu try to turn her off of him by talking loudly in her earshot about how he shoplifts, cheats on his tests, steals girls' underwear, and never returns money. It backfires, because Yukako kidnaps Koichi and tries to change him for the better.
- Karin: Karin can't get Dogged Nice Guy Winner to understand that she's not interested in him. So she tries going on a date with him and acting like a total demanding bitch so he will lose interest. It doesn't work.
- Ranma ½ had Ranma tried getting Ukyou to dump him in the "Secret Sauce" arc by pretending to be even more coarse and callous than he actually was. She saw right through his pathetic acting.
- Sgt. Frog: When Karara started crushing on Tamama, he acts very crude and coarse, getting the others to back him up by talking about all his faults. ...This also doubled as Brutal Honesty, as he does have all the same flaws they were "lying" about, but he didn't realize that he was telling her exactly what was really wrong with him.
- In The Wallflower, Ranmaru tries to break off a marriage meeting with a young lady his parents set him up with. He decides the best way to get out of it is to get the girl to hate him and chooses to do this by copying his roommates' behaviors (or his interpretations of them anyway) this manages to backfire when the girl in question, Tamao, manages to point out the good things about each and every one of them.
- The Graduate: Benjamin, under orders from Mrs. Robinson, tries to get her daughter Elaine to lose interest in him by taking her to a strip club on a date.
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days: Andie's plot in the film is, well, to do exactly as the title says and behave awfully as to get Ben to dump her within 10 days. Ben's half consists of doing the exact opposite (being charming enough that Andie falls in love with him). Watching them manipulate and sabotage each other at almost every turn is...interesting to watch.
- The ending of Some Like It Hot has "Daphne" trying to convince his suitor Osgood to dump him, since Daphne is actually Jerry, a guy hiding out from the mafia.
- Namastey London: Every time Jasmeet's family arranges a “blind date” for her with another suitable Indian expat they expect her to marry, she deliberately goes as a composite of undesirable female traits, driving the men away. She does this to make time until she can introduce her British fiance to them. When instead her family tires of her dumping of perfectly good men and then drag her to India to marry her with typical punjabi Arjun, Jasmeet doesn’t waste time to immediately erect the language barrier and the cold shoulder against her new husband with the hope that he realizes that he is the Unwanted Spouse and returns to India by himself. Arjun, however, sees through the ploy and instead decides to romance her.
- After Hours: Marcy is smitten with Paul and clearly has intentions to have sex with him that night, but he starts putting together clues that she's horribly burned underneath her clothing. Rather than come clean about his concerns or even make an excuse to leave, he starts acting extremely rudely to her, apparently hoping to end her interest in him, and then slips out of the apartment. He later learns that this had disastrous results.
- 3rd Rock from the Sun: In the third season premiere, Dick is assigned a "wife", Janet, who's also the niece of the Big Giant Head. As a result, Dick can't send her back to the home planet without getting in trouble. He instead decides to drive her away by acting like a boorish slob, which mostly involves channeling Stanley from A Streetcar Named Desire, but can't follow through and immediately apologises for being mean to her. Janet eventually leaves after Dick explains to her that they don't have to be together just because the Big Giant Head said so.
- Caroline in the City: Richard tried nose-picking to get his then girlfriend to break up with him. It backfired miserably when the intended dumpee became gleeful at the prospect that Richard was comfortable enough in their relationship not to hide his disgusting habits around her... and consequently felt no shame about now trotting out her disgusting habits.
- Drake & Josh: The Casanova Drake tries to get his girlfriend to break up with him when he finds out she is the daughter of his Sadist Teacher and had an Annoying Laugh. Said teacher has been going easy on him lately because he makes her daughter happy but threatens to treat him even worse than before if he ever breaks up with her, so he tries to make her break up with him instead.
- Farscape: This is why Chiana cheats on D'Argo with his son, Jothee. D'Argo is planning to propose to Chiana and have the three of them live happily ever after on a farm. Chiana is young and rebellious and doesn't want that life, but she doesn't believe D'Argo will take "No" for an answer. So she does the worst thing she can think of, to force him to end the relationship.
- Frasier': Niles Crane acts terribly to get his second wife Mel to divorce him so he could finally get with Daphne, the love of his life. However, there's a twist: not wanting to suffer the social embarrassment of her husband leaving her for another woman a few days after marriage, Mel is the one who engineers the Please Dump Me ploy to make it appear that Niles is the worst husband ever and that she is the innocent, devoted wife who is driven to divorce. She blackmails Niles into compliance (promising a "quick, simple divorce" in return), and in true Springtime for Hitler fashion, her attempts to make him look bad horribly backfire.
- Friends:
- Believing that his female roommate is attracted to him, Joey asks Ross and Chandler for advice on how to repel women (suggestions were explaining one's jokes, making rimshot
noises, and talking about science.)
- During one of Chandler's relationship crises, Phoebe accuses him of trying to get his then girlfriend to dump him so he doesn't have to. Joey then asks "You know about that?"
- Believing that his female roommate is attracted to him, Joey asks Ross and Chandler for advice on how to repel women (suggestions were explaining one's jokes, making rimshot
- Grey's Anatomy: Meredith thinks Derek is attempting to get her to break up with him when he flirts with her sister. She's right, though it's not because he doesn't like her anymore, but because she's always walking away from him and then coming back, and he loves her too much to leave her when she's a bitch to him.
- Hannah Montana: Oliver pretends to be obsessed with aliens to get Joannie to dump him. It almost works, but Oliver eventually subverts this trope and breaks up with her himself.
- In Jeeves and Wooster'', a recurring plotline is Bertie trying to get out of accidental or undesired engagements to various women without doing anything so unchivalrous as telling them he doesn't want to marry them. This also precludes him from simply acting repellent until they break it off, so it's more typical for him to scheme to remove any obstacles between them and the primary target of their affection (Bertie being a perennial second choice), at which point he can graciously agree to end it for the sake of their happiness.
- Lucifer (2016): In "Super Bad Boyfriend", Lucifer attempts to drive Eve away from him to try and avert a prophecy about evil being unleashed if they're together. He starts ignoring her to hang out with friends, plays video games and watches tv instead of talking to her, and makes out with another woman in his nightclub. Eve looks annoyed at first but instead of leaving she decides to join in with everything he does.
- In the Canadian Kid Com Majority Rules! the Girly Girl Fashionista of the main character group dresses like a Stereotypical Nerd with a snorting laugh and has a Burping Contest with a male friend in order to put off a guy who has a crush on her without hurting his feelings. The guy is Genre Savvy enough to know exactly what she's doing and says that she made her point perfectly clear, so he gives up on pursuing her.
- After drunkenly proposing to Dorothy in Men Behaving Badly, Gary tries to make her call it off with ridiculous conditions. Subverted in the end, as it turns out Dorothy was just stringing him along (of course upon learning this, Gary gets offended and manages to argue his way into her wanting to marry him again):
Gary: ...and you must consent to any sexual act, even if it involves... enormous vegetables!
- In Misfits, Curtis tries this on his girlfriend Sam. Even though he’s the one doing the dumping, he has to do it in such a way that will make her furious rather than sad (for reasons too complex to go into – let's just say it involves defence mechanism superpowers and Time Travel). In his desperate attempts to provoke the desired reaction, he accuses her of having "weird tits" and "nasty snatch-gunk", and claims to be impotent, gay, and terminally ill. None of it works. In the end, it’s Curtis trying to justify his actions with a quote from a Spider-Man 1 movie that makes her hate him and want to break up.
- My Name Is Earl:
- One episode had Earl get back together with a clingy girlfriend. After realising she was emotionally needy (and not wanting to tie her down too much), Earl tried to get her to stand up for herself by acting like a complete dick so she'd move on and find someone else. He resorts to having her find him in bed with another woman, which still doesn't get her sufficiently annoyed before he talked to her about what he was doing.
- In another episode, Catalina has entered into a Citizenship Marriage with Randy so she could leave Guadelatucky and go back to Camden. Randy has had a crush on this Spicy Latina all series long and is very excited about consummating the marriage. Catalina, however, finds Randy repulsive. So (on the advice of Joy), she makes herself purposely unappealing by not shaving her armpits, getting sweaty, rubbing onions and dead fish on herself, and not brushing her teeth...and making mention of Randy's parents having sex. It actually works...except that Randy was such a sensitive lover that it made her fall in love with him, while he's now disgusted with her.
- Salute Your Shorts had an episode where Budnick fell in love with Dina, and reformed his ways to go out with her. But because Dina wasn't as attracted to him when he wasn't a rebel, and the other campers found the "new" Budnick even more obnoxious than the old one. To get their jerk back, Dina had to push him away.
- Sam's Game: In "Dumped", Sam is sick of her boyfriend Colin, but considers him too much of a Nice Guy to dump (that, and he's just gotten her a car), so Alex suggests that she show her true colors and act as annoying as possible so that he dumps her. He eventually dumps her and she tries to explain that it wasn't him who dumped her but she who dumped him by being annoying... until she finds that he really dumped her because he found another woman.
- Seinfeld:
- Done repeatedly, mostly by George, throughout the show. Tactics included suggesting a threesome, cheating, nose-picking, smoking, and asking for a prenuptial agreement (the last three were with the same woman), all to get an unwanted partner to end the relationship first. Sometimes it worked, but more often than not, it backfired.
- George Costanza also had the same rotten luck using similar tactics in an attempt to get fired from his job with the Yankees in order to be able to take a better job with the Mets. Even publicly insulting his boss just earned him praise for refusing to be a Yes-Man. And when he does do something that gets him fired, Mr. Wilhelm barges in at the last second claiming it was all his idea and George was Just Following Orders. When Wilhelm is fired instead of George, he happily reveals that he was also considered for the same Mets job George was.
- In The Vampire Diaries Caroline breaks up with Matt by starting a jealous argument about him talking to another girl, which she already knows that he hates.
- In Wizards of Waverly Place, Alex does this to get rid of Dean, but it backfires when he wants to help her get herself together. Finally, she blurts out the truth and he agrees to dump her anyway.
- Crazy Rich Asians: Michael, Astrid's husband, loves his wife but hates his marriage, in no small part because of how inferior his in-laws make him feel. He spends the first book faking an affair, sowing clues so that she will divorce him, wanting to spare her the shame of getting dumped. When she realizes what he has been doing, he begs her to let him go.
- You Like Me, Not My Daughter?!: More like "please don't fall in love with me". Ayako tries several times to make herself look unattractive and irresponsible to Takkun (invoking Can't Hold Her Liquor and showing him her "lame" obsession with the Magical Girl show Love Kaiser, which he happens to also like), but he sees through her every time.
- In Japanese Mythology, some versions of the tale of World's Most Beautiful Woman and Yamato Nadeshiko Princess Kaguya state that several noblemen asked for her hand in marriage. She knew that she'd never be able to marry either of them since she had to return to the Moon, but she also knew that she couldn't afford to openly blow them off without getting herself and her parents in trouble, so she took a third option and gave each potential husband pretty much impossible to fulfill quests as conditions. Some tried to cheat their way out, but the Genre Savvy Kaguya wasn't fooled.
- Sam Kinison had an entire bit about getting an unwanted partner to dump you, though given his sense of humour, he suggests getting hooked on various hardcore drugs.
- Baldur's Gate II: During her romance, Viconia spends a little while trying to make the player character hate her when she realizes she's not exactly wearing the pants in the relationship (and might be falling in love).
- Deltarune: Upon capturing the main heroes and her newfound annoying teammate Berdly, Queen convinces the latter to sod off by claiming that she only plays mobile games, and thus isn't a true gamer (this isn't actually TRUE, as she'd challenged Kris to not-Punch-Out!! earlier in the chapter).
- Dragon Age: Origins: If you try romancing Token Evil Teammate and The Vamp Morrigan, she will try to get you to reject having any feelings for her and end the relationship, even going so far as to beg the player to say he doesn't love her, not because she doesn't have feelings for him, but because she's scared to death she might.
- Avalon: Alan drew this out for three years with Helène. He had initially dated her due to her popularity but quickly regretted it due to her being extremely clingy, but he also didn't want to hurt her too badly. Eventually, his best friend Joe tells it to her straight, and it turns out she knew this whole time that Alan was no longer in love with her, but she convinced herself that he still cared about her and they could make this work. Knowing that he'd been trying to break things off with her convinces her to finally stop trying and let him go.
- In Beware the Villainess!, Melissa really does try just flat-out telling Ian that she wants to break off their engagement because he's a cheating, womanizing jerk who clearly doesn't love her. Unfortunately, Ian adamantly refuses to listen to her because their engagement is still too politically important for him to let go of and Melissa doesn't have the reputation or authority to just dump him herself, which forces her to try out other methods of getting him to call it quits on their engagement.
- Penny and Aggie
- When Stan wants to end things with Michelle, Karen advises Stan on what to say to drive Michelle away. However, he considers her advice—"Start ordering for her at restaurants. Ask...for a diet salad, and put a little emphasis on the word 'diet'"—too cruel even for the Jerkass he is at this point in the story.
- For weeks after her return from Hollywood, during which she fell for, kissed, and nearly slept with another girl, Sara delays telling Daphne it's over. When she notices Daphne glaring at Sara's best friend Penny over her aristocratic behaviour, Sara thinks, "Don't make a scene, Daph. Make a scene, Daph," suggesting that part of her longs for an excuse, that doesn't involve confessing her borderline-infidelity, to dump her. Some time later, when Daphne and her childhood best friend Fred (who's also gay) share a platonic kiss during a party game, Sara sports a noticeably jealous look but denies feeling that way when Daphne calls her on it. When she does finally get up the nerve to break up with Daphne, Sara confesses that she had been "trying to send a clear signal" but decided not to throw a fit about the kiss because she realized she was being "a brat and a coward, waiting for an easy way out."
- Nathan Barley: In "Cunt", Nathan tries to let his girlfriend down gently over a six month period, an endeavour which eventually results in his happy and lively girlfriend being sectioned (for non-Brits, hospitalised against her will under the Mental Health Act). The additional text from this entry
makes absolutely no bones about the cruelty and selfishness of this.
- Done in 6teen: Jen was hesitant to break with Cory because he was her boss's son and she didn't want to be fired. Jen takes him on more dates that are too girly, gets ugly matching outfits for the two of them, acts overly clingy, and uses pet names on Cory, but it doesn't work because he enjoys it. Or so it seems. Cory didn’t enjoy the date and wanted to break up with Jen as well, and it turns out that the reason is because he also thought he'd get in trouble for dumping Jen.
- In the American Dad! episode "Pulling Double Booty", Hayley starts dating her father Stan's body double Bill, but Bill takes advantage of their similarity to nearly sleep with Stan's wife Francine, provoking Stan to kick him out. Afraid to admit to Hayley that Bill was cheating on her (as Hayley enters an Unstoppable Rage when she is dumped), Stan poses as Bill and decides to be utterly obnoxious so as to make Hayley do the dumping. It doesn't work, but he ultimately ends up sharing some more loving moments that Hayley wasn't aware of, pleasing Hayley enough that she doesn't care when Stan actually dumps her... at least until she realizes that she's with her father, and not Bill.
- DC Super Hero Girls (2019): When Hal Jordan dumped Carol Ferris, she revealed herself as Star Sapphire and became a super-powered Woman Scorned. To get her to calm down and stop attacking him, Jessica Cruz decides that getting her to fall out of love is the best plan. They have him change clothes, hunch over, and ruin his hair to make him unattractive, while he talks about nerdy interests. This thrills Carol, because no one else could possibly love this version of him, which makes her love that much purer.
- Played for Drama in Duckman, when he starts going out with a hideous woman with a wonderful personality, she eventually gets cosmetic surgery so they'll no longer draw negative attention. This makes her into a practically perfect woman that Duckman feels undeserving of, ending the episode with him deliberately not picking up the phone when she calls him, to spur her on to meeting a man who's better suited for her.
- In an episode of F is for Family, Greg has a very simple way of trying to get his wife to leave him: he confesses to his wife that he's gay. Unfortunately, she's so in denial that even as he's literally begging her to divorce him, she just tearfully yells at him to stop "being silly."
- Johnny Bravo: Johnny tries to get his Mail-Order Bride to leave him when she arrives and is a hefty Swede girl he has no interest in. He takes her to wrestling matches and other nontraditional dates to scare her off, only to find she loves the guy. Realizing he loves that she's not ashamed of her interest, he reverts to his usual Casanova Wannabe ways to impress her, only to get dumped because she finds him sleazy and repulsive.
- The Looney Tunes Show: When Bugs wants to get out of his relationship with Lola, he dresses up as a woman to warn Lola that Bugs is a playboy and heartbreaker. It seems to work for about thirty seconds before Lola gleefully announces that she's never been with a Bad Boy before.
