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     Main Characters 

Elliot C. Elliotson
The main protagonist and Author Avatar of kitty0706, he's a fairly normal high school student. Is attending in four classes (Italian, Math, Chemistry, and Gymnasium).

Voiced by Colin Wyckoff/Kitty0706.

  • Adam Westing: Portrayed by the series creator.
  • As Himself
  • Author Avatar
  • Blue Oni: To Brandon's red.
  • Body Horror: When told to "shut his face", his face literally shuts in upon itself. In the words of Mr. Cool;
    "I'll pretend I didn't see that.”
  • Brilliant, but Lazy: Implied. Dreads coming to school and fell asleep in class once, but has shown some great knowledge for the human psychology in the last episode.
  • The Cameo: Shows up for a brief moment in Heavy’s Retarded Holiday as the one making the video in question.
    • He also shows up in "Mass Defect", as the one who proposes the video in question to a company.
  • Drives Like Crazy: Can go absolutely anywhere on his bicycle. Might run in the family if his grandmother’s driving skills are anything to go by.
  • The Everyman
  • Friendly Sniper: Seems to be a big enough fan of the Sniper from Team Fortress 2 to quote him. Doesn’t stop him getting lightly hit on the cheek by the Sniper.
  • Late for School: Every episode.
  • Never Live It Down:
    • In-Universe. Said one curse in the entire series (technically two, as he says it again while bringing up the fact), that being "fuck" in the first episode while he was at home, yet Xavier still feels the need to call him a pottymouth, presumably for that one occasion.
    • The one time he drew Furry art in class has resulted in Brandon on occasion calling him a furfag.
  • Not So Above It All
  • Only Known by Their Nickname: "His real name is Colin but we call him Elliot."
  • Only Sane Man: He often plays the straight guy to the insanity around him.
  • The Quiet One: He used to be this in the earlier episodes, but ever since Mondays, he started talking more.
  • Straight Man and Wise Guy: The Straight Man to Brandon's Wise Guy
  • Vocal Evolution: Had a high-pitched, "chipmunk" style voice in the series pilot, Elliot is Late for Work.

The obnoxious deuteragonist and foil to Elliot. He's attending the same classes as Elliot, making him the second character with most prominent screentime.

Voiced by runfromtheminges.Portrayed by male_02.

  • Badass in a Nice Suit: Wears a black suit with a pink tie with “Brandon” printed across it in Mondays and in the same episode defeats Dan and Chris by blowing on Dan.
  • The Bully: Is the closest to this considering he constantly messes with the other students.
  • Catchphrase: Two of them. "That's really/kinda gay" and "Oh, okay”.
  • Charlie Brown Baldness
  • Class Clown
  • Everyone Has Standards: Shows contempt for Dan and Chris, and seemingly drug abusers in general.
  • Hahaha No: when being introduced to Elmer, as seen below.
  • Heh Heh, You Said "X": usually whenever the male genitalia is brought up.
    "Ha ha, you said P. P as in dick!"
    (Ms. Person says "Hulk Penis") HAHAHAHAHA Sorry. It's just that you say it funny. NOW SAY IT! AGAIN FOR A GOLD STAR!!!
    (Being introduced to Elmer J. Fapp) HAHA! Fap! You're so funny! HAHAHAHA no.
  • Insane Troll Logic: A large part of his personality and dialogue.
    (Responding to Elliot asking where Jimbo is) “I saw him get tackled by a squirrel! Of course he died!
    (Upon Jimbo showing up alive and well) “See! I told you he got tackled by a squirrel! That’s his clone!”
  • Foil: To almost everyone, but mostly Elliot and Ms. Person.
  • Jerkass
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: has shown on occasion that there's a real person underneath that colossal jerk, such as at the end of "Pep Rallies" where he tells Elliot he's kidding about making fun of him, and says he's cool for once.
  • Large Ham
  • Narrator: Parodied in Elliot Goes Camping where he kept narrating the obvious and is told to shut up every time he tries to narrate something.
  • NO INDOOR VOICE: Switches between this and a calm monotone.
  • Out-of-Character Moment: His entire appearance in Elliot Goes Camping could be considered this. Thanks to playing Alan Wake too much he spends almost the entire episode pretending to be a narrator.
  • "Reason You Suck" Speech: Gives a brutal one to Postal Dude
    Brandon(in normal voice) “Hey Mr. Postal Dude. You’re not funny and you look like a gay version of Neo who’s voice actor fails at being cool.”
  • Red Oni: To Elliot's blue.
  • Sincerity Mode: Whenever he switches to his normal voice.
    Brandon: HAHAHAHAHA Sorry. It's just that you say it funny. NOW SAY IT! AGAIN FOR A GOLD STAR!!!
  • Split Personality: Keeps switching between annoying, loud-mouthed bully and quiet, sane everyman in almost every episode.
  • Touché: A Running Gag of the show, where Brandon reverts to his normal voice and backs off when he can't think of any good comebacks.
  • Straight Man and Wise Guy: The Wise Guy to Elliot's Straight Man
  • Unlimited Wardrobe: He always wears something radically different each episode.
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: With Elliot.

Wesley/ Xaivor 3.10

A hyper-nerdy friend of Elliot and one of the main cast. Debuted in "Pep Rallies". He's only seen attending the Italian class, with exceptions of the outside class activity (like Field Trips or Pep Rallies, and the entirety of "Camping").

Voiced by Wesley Wyckoff/kitty0706's brother.


A friend of Elliot's and one of the main cast. Debuted in "Pep Rallies". Is attending both Italian and Math class, but not Chemistry class.

Voiced by jokertone76.

Elmer J. Fapp

His name's Elmer. EEELLLLLLLLLLLL-MEEEEEEEEEEER.... Debuted during "Field Trips". Is only seen attending on Math Class, but is also hinted to attend Gym when he and the rest of the cast ditched it in favour of having lunch during "Mondays"

Voiced by shanerramone.Portrayed by Father Grigori.


     Other Students 

Bill Clinton

A fictionalized version of the 42nd president of the United States. Elliot's classmate in 1st and 4th period. Is only seen attending the Italian class and Gymnasium class once in the pilot.

Voiced by Kitty0706.Portrayed by a Hostage.

Dan and Chris

School bullies who dress and act like gangsters. Often clash with Brandon. Are never seen apart.

Voiced by KinShin.

Emo Kid

A stereotypical emo kid who attended Mr. Higglesworth's Math Class. He's mostly nondescript.

Crabcore Kid

Another stereotypical emo kid who enjoys going "crabcore" (getting down low and strumming a guitar at dick level) to the band Attack Attack! Debuted in "Mondays” attending math class.Contrary to the popular belief, he and the Emo Kid are separate characters.

Voiced by DawnCrusad3r.


Francis from Left 4 Dead. Aside from attending the same school as Elliot and his friends, he's also a bus driver. He's only shown attending the Math class.

As his lines consist completely of quotes from his home game, he's technically voiced by Vince Valenzuela

  • Badass Biker: Though everyone calls him a gay biker instead.
  • The Cameo: Possibly the same Francis from Kitty0706's own "Moments with Heavy" series.
  • Catchphrase: "Hey! That was uncalled for!".
  • Drives Like Crazy: Does this during "Field Trips" as the bus driver.

Postal Dude

One of Elliot's classmates who also happens to be the main character from the controversial video game Postal. Is only seen attending on Chemistry Class, only for him ditch it shortly.

  • Badass Longcoat: Not that anyone else thinks it’s badass.
    Principal over the loudspeaker “Okay everyone head down to the buses, except the douchebag wearing a trench coat.”
  • Fourth-Wall Observer: Seems to be aware he exists in Garry's Mod, such as when he tries to break into a car only to fail and point out that it's a prop.
  • Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: Leaves the school for the rest of the series via window jump.
  • Sir Swears-a-Lot: Curses just about every other sentence.
  • Take That!: According to Brandon, he looks like a lame version of Neo from the Matrix whose voice actor fails at being cool.
  • Would Shoot a Girl: Shoots Ms. Person, which is a huge fail to Brandon, considering how he feels about the Postal Dude.

     Teachers and other Faculty Members 

Mr. Cool

Elliot's first period Italian teacher.

Voiced by Kitty0706.Portrayed by Odessa Cubbage.

Mr Higglesworth

Sadist Teacher of Elliot's second period algebra, an unabashed Child Hater who claims that the students make him clinically sick and loves to fail his students.

Voiced by Kitty0706.Portrayed by Doctor Kleiner.

Ms Person

Elliot's third period chemistry teacher.

Voiced by Text-To-Speech Audrey. Portrayed by Judith Mossman.

  • Berserk Button: Not getting her god damned marshmallows.
  • Butt-Monkey: She has been poked, jabbed, shot at or pushed across great distances at least once per episode, mostly by Brandon.
  • Expy: Suspiciously similar to Stephen Hawking.
  • Ill Girl: She has her voice box damaged, thus forced to use text-to-speech program to communicate with her student. She is also disabled, seems to be tied with the chair she's been sitting on, and her head always leans on the side.
  • Not Quite Dead: Is shown to be shot in the head by Postal Dude during "Field Trips", but then raise up again after the principal announcement and orders the student to get going.
  • Not So Stoic: Look at all the other examples involving marshmallows.
  • The Smurfette Principle: She is the only major female character in the series, probably because of the lack of female voice actors.
  • The Stoic: Probably helped by the fact she speaks using a monotone text to speech voice. Regardless, she once reacted to Brandon pushing her out a window and stealing her keyboard to speak obscenities with, "that was not necessary". Her expression also never changes.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: Marshmallows.
  • Tsundere: A type B example. She seems calm and collected most of the time but can become rather angry, especially when she doesn't get her god damn marshmallows.

The Gym Teacher

Elliot's unnamed fourth period P.E. Teacher.

Voiced by Kitty0706.

The Principal

The Principal at Elliot’s school who we only ever hear over the loud speaker.

Voiced by Kitty0706

  • Apathetic Teacher: If any of his staff is anything to go by, along with his voice which sounds like he checked out a looong time ago.
  • Catchphrase: "Attention, this is your principal. Attention, I am still your principal."
  • Deadpan Snarker: If you interpret his lines as sarcastic that is, as while telling everyone to head to the busses he says “anyone left behind will he slaughtered, mutilated and fed to the retarded kids.” Though, considering the wacky world he occupies...
  • Informed Judaism: The insults thrown his way are our only mentions of him being Jewish, and the only mentions of Judaism in the show.
  • No Respect Guy: Despite being, ya know, the Principal not one but two of his staff members refer to him as “fag Jew Principal” and they’re likely not the only ones. And Mr. Higglesworth calls him a “Jew bot” directly on a brief phone call.
  • Sadist Teacher: In Field Trips he decides to personally antagonize Postal Dude, a student at the school, by calling him a “douchebag wearing a trench coat” while excusing him from the field trip.
    • If his next line is taken at face value then apparently the kids left behind from a field trip will be “slaughtered, mutilated and fed to the retarded kids.”
    • "Mondays" shows him laughing that since he survived, the main characters will still have to attend school for their Junior year...despite them only having been Sophomores for three days.
  • Super Senses: Apparently has super hearing, since despite presumably being in the office far away from the classrooms he can hear Brandon well enough to respond to him personally.
  • The Voice: We never see the Principal, we only ever hear him through announcements.

Lunch Lady

The school lunch lady. Debuted in Mondays.

Voiced by shanerramone.

     Other Characters 

Elliot's Grandmama

Elliot's interesting, to say the least, grandmother, who debuted and only appeared in "Camping". Was supposed to drive him and his friends to the campsite, but mixed up the drop-off locations and left them at a nail salon.

Voiced by Nessie Da Sea Monster, former girlfriend of Kitty0706. Portrayed by The Administrator.

  • Cool Old Lady: Hell yeah.
  • Drives Like Crazy: Sways all over the road, goes around a lineup of cars rather than wait, prevents herself from going into a "void" at the end of the world by having the car do some sort of spasm, somehow ends up inside of a shipping container being hoisted by a crane, and then, even more miraculously, was able to not only still drive while in it, but launch it at a police officer on a bike, and intentionally drove through a shitty house, all above the speed limit and in a monster truck. No wonder she compared her driving skills to Grand Theft Auto.
  • Jerkass: There's no denying she loves he grandson, but the way she treats him and his friends could make you think otherwise...
    • Like several other characters in the series, she calls the gang "fagolas", and earlier called them deadbeats
    • Told Brandon, who was quietly talking to himself, to shut up
    • After complimenting Jimbo on being the grandson she never had, after he says she should't have, she changes her mind and literally says she shouldn't have.


A man who tends to show up at random moments only to yell at people.

Voiced by F O L D I N G C H A I R, Colin's co-producer and friend.Portrayed by The G-Man.

  • Abnormal Limb Rotation Range: Folds himself inside of a garbage can in "Field Trips" after being told to fold himself.
  • No Indoor Voice: Almost always shouting, the only exception being when told to go fold, where he utters a quiet, Brandon-like "oh, okay"
  • Shut Up, Hannibal!: Gives a small one to Mr. Higglesworth at the end of "Camping" for, as usual, yelling at the gang.


Jimbo's often talked about friend outside of the group. Not to be confused with the jerky snack.

  • The Ghost: Not once seen throughout the entirety of the series.

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