Famous Last Words / Live-Action TV: A to D

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• The 100:
  • "My fight is over…" Anya
  • "Thank you, princess." Finn Collins
  • "None of us is innocent." Maya Vie
  • "Not for you." Lincoln
  • "You were right, Clarke. Life should be about more than just surviving." Lexa
• 13 Reasons Why
  • "Help me! Help, I can't-" Bryce Walker

A

• Alias:
  • "You beat death, Arvin, but you couldn't beat me." Jack Bristow, right before detonating explosives that would imprison his now-immortal enemy Sloane in an underground cavern forever.
• Altered Carbon:
  • "Survive." Takeshi Kovacs to Quellcrist Falconer, before immolating himself with Angelfire
• The Americans:
  • "There's a lot of blood." Fred
  • "Believe what you want, I don't care. Get in the trunk, now." Andrew Larrick.
  • " Kate always…Kate always said, the work, the cause. That's what matters. You have to tell her, when you see her…" Jared Connors
• American Horror Story
  • American Horror Story: Murder House
    • "It stinks in here. It's stinks like shit. Remember last summer when we got that raccoon stuck in our chimney? That's what it smells like. Let's go find it." Troy Rutger
    • "Troy? Troy? Who's down there? Cut it out, Troy. Cut it out!" Bryan Rutger
    • "My Lord God, even now I accept at thy hands cheerfully and willingly, with all its anxieties, pains and sufferings, whatever death it shall please thee to be mine. Amen." Maria
    • "You guys? Fiona? I think I need to go to the hospital. Maybe we could come back later and finish this... Hey, where'd you guys go?" Bianca
    • "Where are you?!" Fiona
    • "I'm just gonna kill her, man, this is bullshit! Fiona?" Fiona's accomplice
    • "No, I- NO!" Moira O'Hara
    • "Sweetheart, please, th-this didn't mean anything!" Hugo Langdon
    • "Help! HELP! God-" Sal Mineo
    • "You know what I'd love? A big, thick juicy-" Hayden McClaine
    • "Did you get the apples?" Chad Warwick
    • "Hey! Wait for me!" Adelaide "Addy" Langdon
    • "No, no, please, no!" Kevin Gedman
    • "That's enough! Get out of here-" Kyle Greenwell
    • "Please-" Chloe Stapleton
    • "Pow!" Tate Langdon
    • "Here, piggy, piggy pig... pig." Derrick
    • "You're going to move her into my house?" Lorraine Harvey
    • "You would do that for me?" Charles Montgomery
    • "Of course. I'm proud of you, Charles. You are a man after all." Nora Montgomery
    • "Ah, that is nice. A little less teeth." Joe Escandarian
    • "The hell did you do to him?!" Patrick
    • "It's not a carnation, silly. It's a dahlia." Elizabeth Short, AKA The Black Dahlia
    • "Yeah, I had a really great time.... Shit!" Travis Wanderly
    • "I knew it. When you're right, you're right! Get ready to meet your maker... oh my god! Oh my god!" Phil the Exterminator
    • "I don't think I have a choice..." Vivien Harmon
    • "Get out of my way, Hayden. I don't have time for your bullshit." Ben Harmon
  • American Horror Story: Asylum
    • "I'm a schoolteacher! The children, they won't understand!" Wendy Peyser
    • "Little piggies, come out to play!" Jed Porter
    • "Help me." Leo Morrison
    • "Oh my God, no!" Teresa Morrison
    • "No, man, this went as far as it could go! Now don't puss out on me, Cooper!" Devon
    • "Check it out, his arm's been ripped off. What the hell could have done that?" Cooper
    • "Keep us faithful in serving you." The Mexican
    • "Kill me." Shelly, right before going full-blown Rasper
    • "... a... nun... one of... yours..." Sam Goodman
    • "Yes" Miles, accepting a kiss from Shachath
    • "I can't take it anymore. The lies, the betrayal, the cheating - it's all gonna end." Lana's "rescuer"
    • "Help! HELP!" Sister Felicity
    • "I'm free." Grace Bertrand - the first time.
    • "Hey, buddy, I'm just ringing the bell two nights a week to get out of the house 'til my wife falls to sleep." Santa Claus outside store, AKA Lee Emerson's first victim
    • "Please, leave us!" Rhonda Lancaster
    • "No, please, stop. You don't have to do this!" Mr Lancaster
    • "No, Sister." Frank McCann
    • "...Dr Gardener? Dr Gardener's next patient
    • "It's the only prayer I can remember. Just in case." Kit Walker, while being rendered temporarily dead
    • "It's a farce. Finita la commedia..." Dr Arthur Arden; subverted when he finds he can't go through with it - later committing suicide in complete silence.
    • "Take me." Sister Mary Eunice/The Devil
    • "Stop! Please!" Pandora
    • "I hardly think so, Lana. I'm clearly insane. No, I'll be institutionalized. At the very worst, I'll live a long life in prison. Maybe I'll even start some therapy groups - God knows there are some disturbed individuals behind bars. As for you... I have no use for you anymore: best you should just be known as my last victim-" Dr Oliver Thredson, AKA Bloody Face
    • "I love you, Kit - and Alma, and our sweet, beautiful miracle babies. Our life here's been more precious than I could have dreamed. But something's changed: I won't live in fear and isolation, not anymore, not again. The future is coming, Kit, no matter what. We can't hide from it, we have to engage with it. We have to embrace it. Locked doors and shuttered windows won't keep it out; Alma has to understand that. We have to open our-" Grace Bertrand, for good this time
    • "I'm sure. I'm ready now. Kiss me." Judy Martin AKA Sister Jude
    • "...I've hurt people..." Johnny Morgan AKA Bloody Face II
  • American Horror Story: Coven
    • "Are you okay?" Charlie Taylor
    • "It's you that will end in flames, I swear it!" Misty Day - the first time.
    • "No, please... my children-" Dr David Zhong
    • "Give me the phone, Brener! That's evidence! I'm calling the cops!" Kyle Spencer. Later brought back to life.
    • "First thing, delete the videos from your phones! We stick together!" Archie Brener - his last words before the bus crash, leaving him effectively voiceless until his murder
    • "Think she's one of them goddamn PETA girls?" Poacher 1
    • "No, she ain't from PETA. You shoulda stayed away, girl. You play with dead things, you're more'n likely to join 'em." Poacher 2
    • "That's a light. If you don't hit your mark, that light can't hit you." Madison's director
    • "What the hell are you doing here?" Morgue Security Guard
    • "You vicious little gash. I've seen the ruin you will bring this coven if you're allowed to take power now. You're a selfish, craven little child, Fiona, and will make it my mission to ensure that you will never take the throne. I'll see you burn in hell first!" Anna Leigh Leighton
    • "Kyle-!" Alicia Spencer
    • "STOP YELLING AT ME!" Madison Montgomery - the first time
    • "It is if you're gonna break my heart." Kaylee
    • "Dude! Your prosthetics look awesome. Oh man!" An unfortunate trick-or-treater
    • "You're all a bunch of little toads in a pot that Fiona is slowly bringing to a boil! You won't even feel it until it's too late! I'd rather burn than boil..." Myrtle Snow - the first time
    • "You've no-one to blame but yourself." The Axeman - the first time
    • "You little shit!" Helen
    • "My family has served this coven for ten generations. I have devoted my life to it." Spalding
    • "What'd you did-" The Rapist
    • "The hell I can't. I'm your mother: I made you - I can unmake you." Joan Ramsey - the first time
    • "Please, please..." Chattahoochee Forest Witch
    • "And we... cannot get over your skin. No burn scars, you look younger than ever! We've got to hear all about this Misty Day and her magical mud! Should we be looking into it, selling it perhaps? Oh my god!" Quentin Fleming
    • "Myrtle, I want to toast you for your spirit of f... for... give...." Cecily Pembroke
    • "Well, you'll have to. I want to be a good father, I... I still want to be in Luke's life, but... we're done. Maybe one day, you'll understand." Dennis Ramsey
    • "You murdered Dad." Luke Ramsey
    • "Put the goddamn baby down, NOW!" Hospital security guard
    • "Stevie would never do that." Misty Day - the second time
    • "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?" Joan Ramsey - Killed Off for Real
    • "Anywhere's better than here." Nan's soul, while being led off by Papa Legba
    • "Okay, this... is insanity. We came here to negotiate, in good faith." David
    • "Go to hell, witch bitch." Harrison Renard
    • "That damn buttermilk biscuit think she can take me down? Hell no! I'm the Queen! I will rise again! Mark my words, my people gonna come for you, rip you apart!" Marie LaVeau's last thoughts
    • "I don't wanna die!" Madame Delphine LaLaurie
    • "I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!" The Axeman. Killed Off for Real
    • "Well, I've never been one for love, true or otherwise. I live in a floating world, you know, always two steps ahead of heartbreak. When I was eight years old, my mother brought me a little calico cat-" Fiona Goode. Later revealed to have faked her death and the memories of it
    • "Descensum!" Misty Day. Killed Off for Real
    • "Can't we have just a little fun?" Zoe Benson; brought back in the same episode
    • "Stop! NO!" Madison Montgomery. Killed Off for Real
    • "Only one: BALENCIAGAAAAAA!!!" Myrtle Snow. Killed Off for Real at her own request
    • "Then kill them both, right now. They both hurt too much... and when we're finally gone, you will fulfill your destiny and lead this coven. God knows you'll do a better job of it than I ever did, though you won't look half as good doing it. Come on... For god's sake, have mercy on me. Put me out of my misery! I hurt everywhere..." Fiona Goode
  • American Horror Story: Freak Show
    • "Who the hell is this?" Troy
    • "I said, that's enough!" Eudora Tattler
    • "I can call you whatever the hell I want to, you frea-" Detective
    • "Mr Hanley, got your coffee. M-Mr Hanley? Mr Hanley!" Toy Store clerk
    • "Martin was right: you're a miracle worker! You're my salvation! I never dreamed that I would ever be able to do this with a real woman. Maybe now I can have a wife, a family... a normal life." Desiree's john
    • "MEEP! MEEEEEEP! MEEEEEEEP!" Meep the Geek
    • "I don't understand..." Twisty the Clown
    • "Oh for the love of Christopher. Really? Is that what you tore up all those fine things to make? Don't let your mother see you like that: she's been running around all day trying to find you the proper costume - not that you would appreciate it. So, go change and take this tray to your mother: she's feeling a weakness from running around.... Halloween is over! Get bent and take this tray. Enough of this! I'm not afraid of you, you made-in-the-shade white boy! You can barely wash your own ass - I know because I wash your shitty drawers! I'll take it myself. MOVE!" Dora Brown
    • "Please kill me. Please kill me..." Andy
    • "Thank you!" Mahadevi Patel, AKA Ma Petite
    • "I'm sorry. You won't be going to Hollywood, Elsa." Ethel Darling
    • "No, please, Dandy, not this way! I can't go on if you kill yourself!" Gloria Mott
    • "Avon calling! Is the lady of the house available?" An unfortunate Avon Lady
    • "I told you, he's a maniac! Who knows how many people he's killed? You're gonna fry for your crimes, Dandy!" Regina Brown
    • "I... I smothered her." Del Toledo
    • "Well, it's past closing. I sent them home." Lillian Hennings
    • "CHESTER, STOP!!!" Maggie Esmerelda
    • "I love you." "Marjorie"
    • "We need to talk about our last week's pay." Paul the Illustrated Seal
    • "I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!!!" Dandy Mott
    • "I am the biggest freak of all." Elsa Mars
  • American Horror Story: Roanoke
    • "You're The Butcher. My idol. My maker... I'm sorry... I just wanted to be on TV." Agnes Mary Winstead
    • "I'm in love with her, Shelby. She's the reason I came back." Matt Miller
    • "I killed the only man I've ever loved. I took his life with my own hands. There's no place left for me." Shelby Miller
    • "You... YOU FUCKING MURDERER!" Audery Tindall
    • "You know when you're drawing a cat or a house and you picture that cat or that house in your mind and it looks so perfect but you just can't get your hand to live up to that picture in your head? That's what it's like to be a parent. You picture how you want to be and it's so wonderful and flawless but you can't ever live up to that picture you imagined." Lee Harris
  • American Horror Story: Cult
    • "This is the face of true love." Meadow Wilton
    • "I'M A MAN!!!" Harrison Wilton
    • "Oz will never forgive you...!" Ivy Mayfair-Richards
    • "Before I blow your dick off and shoot you dead, I would like to call up the late great Valerie to call a man." Bebe Babitt
    • "Women can't lead! Women can't win! They will always be outsmarted and outmuscled! They need to finally understand that what they can and should do is shut up, know their place and make me a GODDAMN SANDWITCH!!!" Kai Anderson
  • American Horror Story: Apocalypse
    • "You think death is a punishment? I do not fear the fire, it cleanses me, as it will cleanse this world! I've seen the end, I bear witness to the darkness. Father! Take me in your arms... Your kingdom is nigh!" Human!Miriam Mead (Old Timeline)
    • "Best serves cold, bitch." Brock
    • "Satan has one son, but my sisters are legion, motherfucker!" Cordelia Goode (Old Timeline)
    • "I'm scared." Michael Langdon
  • American Horror Story: 1984
    • "Why? Because he is innocent? Oh, come on. There is no such thing." Margaret Booth (final defeat)
• The Aquabats! Super Show!:
  • "Oh, poo poo!" Snakey
  • "Hey, that's not supposed to happen!" SuperMagic PowerMan
• Arrested Development
  • "I hate White Power Bill." White Power Bill
  • "Love each other." Paul the Mailman

B

• Babylon 5 has the famous last words of the last Xon, a species that once fought the Centauri for dominance of their mutual homeworld: "AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!"
  • "There was a purpose in my selection. Your heritage—you are a child of Valen." Dukhat, to Delenn. She doesn't know what he said until many years later.
  • "There is a hole in your mind." The Minbari assassin in "The Gathering", to Sinclair
  • "You are both damned." Centauri Emperor Turhan, to Londo, referring to both Londo and Refa.
  • "It's alright son. See, as long as you're here, I'll always be here." Ambassador Kosh, taking the guise of Sheridan's father in a dream
  • "No! No this is a mistake! Come back!" Lord Antono Refa
  • "I was to be a god, you know that? A god...." Emperor Cartagia
  • "I was born warrior caste, but I see now that the calling of my heart is religious! The war is over! Listen to her!" Neroon; "her" refers to Delenn, whose place he took in the Starfire Wheel.
  • "I love you." Marcus Cole, to Ivanova.
  • "We have unfinished business between us, G’Kar. Let us make an end of it, quickly. Before it stops me. I am as tired of my life as you are." Londo Mollari, just before he and G'Kar strangle each other to death, as Londo had forseen twenty years earlier. "It" refers to a Puppeteer Parasite on Londo, which is the reason Londo fights back.
  • "Sun's coming up." John Sheridan
• Battlestar Galactica
  • "Frak you." Admiral Helena Cain. Extra irony because the person shooting her is Gina, her former lover. Gina: You're not my type.
  • "It stopped." Felix Gaeta, referring to the phantom pain in his amputated leg. Fitting — if depressing — as he had been the subject of a long and torturous Break the Cutie.
  • "Frak!" John Cavil, immediately before blowing his brains out as his plans collapsed around him rather than submit, defeated.
  • "So much life." Laura Roslin, as she's being flown over the plains of Africa in Adama's Raptor.
  • "I'll see you on the other side." Sam Anders.
• Banshee
  • " Ok." Mr Rabbit
  • " You can't kill me, you stupid cunt, I'm the Thunderman!" Alex Longshadow
  • " I think this is going to be the best decision we ever made." Emmett Yawners
  • " Here's the plan. First I'm going to kill you. Then I'm going to go inside and slowly gut your boss and his Little House on the Prairie niece." Nola Longshadow.
  • " Tell me what he said." Raymond Walton Brantley.
• Barry
  • "I love you too, sleep tight." Phil
  • "My whole life... ever since a child is death. There is only one true way out." Stovka
  • "(In Spanish) You don't have to do this! You don't have to do this!" Paco Zambrana
  • "Smoke them motherfuckers!" Taylor Garrett
  • "Barry. I know you're a good guy. So, I'm gonna... I'm gonna drop you off. And then, I am... I am gonna keep my fat trap shut. And then, you know, I promise you, no one will ever know any— Wait, wait, waitwaitWAITWA—" Chris Lucado
  • "Now, watch, Ruslan. This is how you get rid of somebody in America." Goran Pazar
  • "It's done." Janice Moss
  • "I said drop your weapon! Stop! I said stop!" John Loach
  • "Yeah, hello?" Ronny Proxin
  • "White boy. Lululemon track suit." Esther
  • "I'm sorry I fucked your wife." Jeff
  • "There's a whole history we don't need to get into. I... I think I just overreacted." Charlie
  • "Well... must be true love. Mátalo. Hey!" Fernando
  • "I want to see my son again." George Krempf
  • "What the fuck. What the fuck did you—" Shane Taylor
  • "No! Please, no!" Yandar
  • "Fuck you..." Akhmal
  • "It's over, Hank. It's done. Get away from me. Go." Cristóbal Sifuentes
  • "You know what? You are a fucking liar. The deal is off. Go fuck yourself." NoHo Hank
  • "Oh, wow." Barry Berkman
• Batang Quiapo:
  • "Wait, wait, wait! Can we just- can we just forget about this?! Let me just go back to my-" - Vladimir
  • "Huwag... huwag... huwag mo akong patayin... huwag... maawa ka... huwag... Huwag-" - Greg Montenegro
  • "Okay po, Sarge. Sige po." police informant in Greg's drug lab
  • "TANGGOL!!!" - Monica "Mokang" Dimaculangan
  • "Mahal... na mahal... kita..." - Yolanda "Yolly" Liquigan
  • "Takbo! Takbo na kayo!" - Bobet "Buboy" Border
  • "Ano?! DAVIIIIID!" - Severino
  • "Alam mo ba ang dahilan, kung bakit napatay ang babae mo?! Hindi ako! SI PRIMO! Ano pa ang hinihintay mo?! Iputok mo! IPUTOK MO!" - Mulong
  • "Oh, Bong!" - Warden Colonel Gerardo Balatucan
  • "Tayo!" - Fidel
  • "Ha? Ano?!" - Ronaldo "Bong" Pulido
  • "Ako na ang nagmamay-ari ng Quiapo!" - Don Ismael
• The Bill
  • "Actually, I thought I could pop it in the gap over there." PC Ken Melvin
  • "Would you mind stepping out of the vehicle, please sir?" DC Viv Martella
  • "Mrs Cooper hasn't been telling the truth. I don't think Zeiger's at the safehouse." DS Jo Morgan
  • "Stop! Police!" PC Cathy Marshall
  • "Look, if you're going to do it Paul—" PC Eddie Santini
  • "You just made a really big mistake." DS John Boulton
  • "Is there a hell, Jack? And do you think that we'll burn in it?" Superintendant Tom Chandler
  • "Okay, let's get this over with. Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil..." PC Cass Rickman
  • "NOOO!" Sgt Matt Boyden
  • "Smithy... I love you. Yeah." PC Kerry Young
  • "Not in front of this scum." Irene Radford
  • "I'll make it easy for ya. I'll count to three. One. Two." DC Rob Thatcher
  • "Smithy... get out of here." DC Ken Drummond
  • "Gabriel! Gabriel! GABRIEL!" PC Andrea Drummer
  • "See what you've done to me." PC Gabriel Kent
  • "Kristen Shaw, I'm arresting you for accessory to murder and kidnapping a police officer. You do not have to say anything but it may—" PC Honey Harman
  • "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine." PC Billy Rowan
  • "Hey, you two!" PC Emma Keane
• Blackadder
  • "Ah, horsie." Richard III
  • "Very interesting!" Dougal MacAngus
  • "I'm burning! I'm burning! I'm burning! The Witchsmeller Pursuivant
  • "Over our dead bodies!" All the members of the Black Seal, except for Sean the Irish Bastard
  • "Mmm, it's got a bit of a sting in its tail!" Sean the Irish Bastard
  • "The Black Dagger! May his name last as long as our dynasty!" Richard IV. And it certainly did.
  • "No, seems perfectly alright to me. And now, at last, I shall be King of..." Edmund, at the end of The Black Adder.
  • "My wife might have bloody well turned up!" "Lord Farrow" (actually Lord Ponsonby)
  • "No, you jump in the corner first." Lord Smedley
  • "Oh, that's a great story. That's great! Oh, that's a wonderful story! Let me just jump into this corner first." Lord Topper
  • "Oh, damn, I must have left it on the dresser!" Prince George at the end of Blackadder the Third
  • "Finally, the greatest two gentlemen fliers in the world meet. Two men of honour, who have jousted together in the cloud-strewn glory of the skies, face-to-face at last. How often I have rehearsed this moment of destiny in my dreams. The valour we two encapsulate, the unspoken nobility of our comradeship— Baron Manfred von Richthofen, before getting Killed Mid-Sentence by Lord Flashheart.
  • "Hurray!" Captain Darling
  • "So we are, in fact, going over? This is, as they say, it?" Lt. George
  • "Yes, sir." Private Baldrick
  • "Well, whatever it was, I'm sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here? Good luck everyone." Captain Blackadder, at the end of Blackadder Goes Forth.
• Black Mirror
  • "MOM! MOM! MOM! Mom, mom..." Cooper Redfield, Playtest
  • "All things considered... I guess I'm ready. For the rest of it." Kelly, although she is sent to San Junipero, San Junipero
  • "Alright. Command says we should-" Medina, Men Against Fire
  • "GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!" Tusk, Hated In The Nation
  • "Tell me what's going on, you're scaring the shit out of me!" Clara Meades, Hated In the Nation
  • "But... You also threw my son out of an airlock... so FUCK YOU TO DEATH." Walton, USS Callister
  • "EXIT! FUCKING! GAME! EXIT FUCKING GAME, EXIT FUCKING GAME!!!" Robert Daly, USS Callister
  • "(Muffled) Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un..." Shazia, Crocodile, translated to English says, "Indeed, to god we belong and to him we shall return."
  • "GO! GO!!!" Tony, Metalhead
  • "Is there anyone there? Maybe you can hear me? Maybe someone can hear me. If there is anyone there, this is just to say that I'm- I'm not coming back. Say I'm sorry to Aly and she should give Jack a kiss for me. I'm sorry I couldn't get the replacement like I promised. I know how dear it was to him. But I did try. We all tried. I hope you can look after him. And Graham, I love you... And all of you... I've always loved you all." Bella, Metalhead
  • "Get me out of here, you fucking cunt! YOU— YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU FUCKING BITCH! No! NO! NO, NO!" Rolo Haynes, Black Museum
• Blake's 7
  • "Go! I'm not worth dying for!" Gan
  • "The final act." Travis
  • "I am sorry. I have failed you."Zen. (As Vila said: "He never mentioned himself before. In all the time I've know him, he never once said the word "I"."
  • "BLAKE!" Cally
  • "I'm sorry, but I will have to close down now. Crash damage and power loss make it impossible for me to continue. May express the humble hope that the same is not true... for you... Tarrant." Slave
  • "I wouldn't know." Soolin
  • "Oh, sounds good." Dayna
  • "Oh, Avon." An infinitely disappointed Roj Blake
  • "Sorry." Vila
  • "Avon!" Del Tarrant
  • "Yes..." Avon
• Bloodline (2015)
  • "Thanks, boss." Rafi Quintana
  • "So you're not gonna beg me? 'Cause if you're not gonna beg, we don't have anything to talk about." Danny Rayburn
  • "No shit. And you guys helped him. And the three of you are going to fucking prison. So do me a favor, alright, and get the fuck out of my hou-" Marco Diaz
• Boardwalk Empire
  • "No, I don't..." Agent Eric Sebso
  • "Do you want money? He can get it. Lots of it, I can make him..." Angela Darmody
  • "You'll get through it. All you gotta worry about is when you run out of booze, and you run out of company, and the only person left to judge you is your-" Jimmy Darmody
  • "Maybe I come later." Manny Horvitz
  • "I'll show you how easy it is." Jess Smith
  • "Don't malinger, now." Billie Kent
  • "When the horses ran that day, Spark Plug ran the other way, Baaaaaaaaaarney Goooogleeeeee..." Gyp Rosetti
  • "Watch the front, then come when I signal." Agent Stan Sawicki
  • "What... the hell... kind of... mischief... you..." Dunn Purnsley
  • "If it doesn't, your money back. Deal?" Dean O'Banion
  • "You might try it!" Oscar Boneau
  • "I'll tell you what I am. I'm a man who's gonna ruin..." Agent James Tolliver
  • "Huh?" Tonino Sandrelli
  • "All I ever done in this world —" Sally Wheet
  • "I am Nelson Kaspar Van Alden! I am a sworn agent of the United States Treasury! And I swear by Jesus our Lord, justice will rain down upon you, if it is my last —" Nelson Van Alden
  • "Alright then." Chalky White
  • "We all swim in the same waters. Whatever beef you two got, I've been running that place last seven years. You don't need to be throwing the baby out with the —" Mickey Doyle
  • "The sun rises, and the sun goes down, and hastens to the place where it rises —" Valentin Narcisse, reciting Ecclesiastes 1:5
  • " Tommy, you don't—" Nucky Thompson
• Bodies (2023)
  • "Harker, don't you leave! Harker! Harker! Harker...!" Alfred Hillinghead, in the unaltered timeline
  • "What's your name?" Esther
  • "She's under arrest for the murder of an eleven-year-old girl, sir. I witnessed her confession." Chief Inspector Calloway
  • "I let her go so gently... I--" Polly Harker, in both the original (and, presumably, the revised timeline)
  • "You killed her." Charles Whiteman in the original timeline
  • "You can't outlive— No, you're too late! It's over." Elias / Mannix / Julian Harker in the unaltered timeline
  • "You already have. Catch me if you can." Gabriel Defoe in the unaltered timeline
  • "Don't you walk away from me. Coward! Everything you ever believed in, everything! Elias! Elias! It's not too late--!" Alfred Hillinghead, in the revised timeline
  • "Get it somewhere safe. 'Shahara Hasan'. Please. For Esther. For all our sakes, I beg you. Just do this one. Good. Thing." Elias / Mannix / Julian Harker in the revised timeline
  • "One good thing." Charles Whiteman in the revised timeline
• Bodyguard (UK 2018)
  • "Someone's gotta stop her. Get it done." Andy
  • "Security isn't just about guarding our citizens from security threats. Security comes from economic prosperity and good education. Good jobs. Together, we will--" Julia Montague
• Bones
  • "Everyone knows who's the weakest link in the chain. You testify at my appeal and I'm going to walk." Heather Taffet/The Gravedigger
  • "D-Don't make me go... I love being here..." Vincent Nigel-Murray
  • "What?!?" Christopher Pelant
  • "The world is a lot better than you think it is. It..." Lance Sweets
• Boy Meets World
  • "I'm sorry, Shawn." Chet Hunter
• The Boys
  • "-Poster." Robin Ward
  • "Attaboy." Translucent
  • "I'm a filthy little pig who likes to eat ass." Aleksy Lutz
  • "Why?" Popclaw
  • "NO!" Mesmer
  • "I'm scared of you..." Madelyn Stillwell
  • "{BURN IN TRUTH!}" Naqib
  • "The whole picture? It's Vought. It's a fucking coup from the inside." Susan Raynor
  • "{I love you too.}" Kenji Miyashiro
  • "Oh, you're so special. The most special man on the planet. Everybody loves you. Everybody. Their love is your strength." Doppelganger
  • "I just wanted to make my dad proud..." Lamplighter
  • "You promised me you'd keep him safe." Rebecca Butcher
  • "Wait. Please... Please." Stormfront
  • "No. No, please. Oh God, OH GOD!" Chelsea
  • "Please, look. Look, I told you everything I know. Alright? Please, just, just–" Gunpowder
  • "Fuck! FUCK!" Swatto
  • "I didn't love you. I hated you. We all did." Crimson Countess
  • "TNT! Detonate!" TNT Twins
  • "Get your fucking hands off me!" Blue Hawk
  • "HELP ME! SOMEONE, PLEASE HELP-" Termite
  • "Something we should've done a long time ago, you piece of shit!" Black Noir (Not his true last words, but the last he spoke before being rendered mute)
  • "They gave him the greenlight!" Mindstorm (Everything he says after this is not heard)
  • "MUST KILL HIM" Black Noir (Written)
  • "FUCK YOU, FASCIST!" Homelander Portestor
• The Brittas Empire
  • “Well, give it some choke!” Gordon Brittas, just before he performs a Heroic Sacrifice. Luckily for him, it doesn’t stick.
• Brooklyn Nine-Nine
  • "Tell my wife I love her...work ethic." Capt. Seth Dozerman
• Bunk'd
  • "Oh. Well, then...noooooooooo!!!" Otis
• Burn Notice
  • "You're not going to want to see how this ends." Larry. As far as the audience knows.
  • "I think it's best that you run along." Gilroy
  • "I'm scared..." Nate Westen
  • "This one's for my boys." Madeline Westen
  • "Enjoy the moment, Fredo, but I know where too many bodies are buried. I'll be out in a week." Anson Fullerton
  • "I'm so proud of you, son." Tom Card

C

• Chernobyl
  • "Well, I've given you everything I know. They'll deny it, of course. They always do. I know you'll try your best." Valery Legasov
  • "Khodemchuk... get Khodemchuk." Viktor Degtaryenko
  • "Did not copy. Signal's breaking up." Helicopter pilot
  • "I think I had a dream. And it's just gone." Vasily Ignatenko
  • "He did. I saw him do it. This, I swear. That's when it exploded." Leonid Toptunov
  • "I did everything... I did everything right." Aleksandr Akimov
• Chuck
  • "Chuck, you have to do this. You have to destroy that computer, and then you get out of here..." Bryce Larkin
  • "Pussy." Emmett Milbarge
  • "You're special, son. Always remember... that you're special." Steven Bartowski, a.k.a. Orion
  • "Did I just get... shot? I certainly did." Agent Rye
  • " John Casey... your life is over." Jane/The Viper
  • "So I suggest you get your hands off of me and get a little head start, because soon people will be hunting Chuck they way they hunted Bin Laden. Go." Clyde Decker
  • "Then we die together." Nicholas Quinn
• The Cleaner
  • "You have your way of cleaning up... and I have mine." Vivienne Woods
• Cold Case
  • "Wanna bet?" Serial Killer George Marks in "The Woods", before being shot by Lily
  • "No, Anton, no! I love Noah!" Lorena "Lo" Kinney", the victim in "The Hen House", before being pushed in front of a moving train by Anton Bikker
  • "I will take care of everything, mijo. You'll see." - horse jockey Sonny Sandoval, the victim in "Dead Heat", before being brained by his son with a rake.
  • "You're a loser, Dwight, you'll always will be." - hockey player Tommy Flanagan, the victim in "Iced", before being beaten to death by his "best friend"
• Criminal Minds
  • "Bring it on." Jacob Dawes's, the unsub in "Riding the Lightning," intended last words
    • "NO!" Jacob Dawes's actual last word, once the team out-gambits him
  • "Can I forgive myself? No, I can't." Randall Garner, the unsub in "The Fisher King" Part 1 and 2 before blowing himself up.
  • "Thank you. You've made a lot of women very happy." William Lee, the unsub in "Aftermath", prior to getting murdered by Elle Greenway.
  • "I love you." Frank Breitkopf, the unsub in "No Way Out" Part 1 and 2, to his "girlfriend" before throwing himself and her in front of an oncoming train
  • "I don't." Mauve Shirt Evan Abbey in "Ashes and Dust," to the pyromaniac unsub when asked how he planned to escape the burning building he'd trapped them both in. KABOOOOOOOOOM!
  • "I know." Haley Hotchner
  • "You got me, man. I surrender." George Foyet alias The Reaper, who says this line to Hotch as the latter manages to subdue him. Unfortunately for him, Hotch doesn't listen and beats him to death.
  • "Oh, come on! You have GOT to be kid-" Anita Roycewood, the unsub in "Mosley Lane"
  • "THAT! DIDN'T! HURT!" Robert Adams, the unsub in "Painless"
• The Curse
  • "Wake up, Asher! You wake up right now! Wake up! self-explanatory

D

• Dallas
  • "Take care of each other. Be a family. I love you." Bobby Ewing. But it was All Just a Dream
  • "Just remember: I'm proud of you. You're my son. Tip to tail." J.R. Ewing, on the phone with son John Ross, before being shot dead by Bum in a convoluted plot to both frame Cliff Barnes and cover up that he was dying of cancer...just like his actor, Larry Hagman.
• Damages
  • " I always wanted to work with you Patty. But not anymore." Ray Fiske
  • " Shit." Rick Messer
  • " I did it. I killed your men. And you know what? I'd do it again. I'd do it agai-" Jerry Boorman
• Dead Like Me
  • "Oh, shit." George
  • "Why did no one ever love me?" Daisy, Daisy Adair. Technically last thoughts, but still...
• Death Note:
  • "Let's have a nice, long acquaintance." Former high school bully, Genbu Sakota
  • "Hey, you. What are you doing over there?" Unnamed police officer
  • "Die!" Criminal, Kuro Otoharada
  • "Prepare yourself, Kira." L decoy, Lind L. Tailor
  • "The... the Eiffel Tower..." Death row inmate, Ken Yatanaka
  • "What are you sneaking around for?" Busjacker, Kiichiro Osoreda
  • "Are you okay? Misa-Misa? Misa-Misa?" Misa-Misa security guard, Tsutomu Yukida
  • "Prepare yourself!" Mark Dwellton/Raye Pember
  • "What're you looking at?" Unnamed criminal
  • "Could I see your license?" Police officer, Korehito Shiroba
  • "It's not my fault. It's the notebook." Kyosuke Higuchi
  • "Shut up!" Former private detective, Hiroki Yudagawa
  • "I'm going to tell you everythi-" L Lawliet
  • "You are..." Halle Lidner/Shoko Himura
  • "This is the last thing I'm doing for you, as your father." Soichiro Yagami
  • "Ryuk. Let's make a trade. I'LL TRADE YOU FOR THE SHINIGAMI EYES! I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES! THE THINGS NO ONE ELSE CAN DO... So please... please... Please! RYUKKKKKKKK!" Light Yagami
• Desperate Housewives:
  • "Why should I? Your wife didn't kill herself because I wrote a note. She killed herself because of what she did to that poor baby. But rest assured, I'm praying for Mary Alice. After what she did, she'll need all of our prayers." Martha Huber
  • "Tell my son his wife is cheating on him." Juanita Solis
  • "We need to phone an ambulance." George Williams
  • "Come on, Carlos! Back in the house! You'll get hurt out here!" Victor Lang
  • "I'm going to tell him before...before you do something stupid." Edie Britt
  • "You bitch!" Patrick Logan
• Dexter is usually the only one to hear these:
  • "You're the one who needs setting free, little brother. Your life is a lie. People you've been..." Brian Moser
  • "No! Turn that off! No! Do you understand, this is murder?! Open this fuckin' door, this is fuckin' murder!" James Doakes' last audible words
    • "Motherfuck—" James Doakes, with the dialog muted
  • "Don't do this." Lila Tournay/West
  • "You little freak! You think I'm done with you? You think this ends here?! IT DOESN'T!" Miguel Prado
  • "Let's hope you're this talkative once I get my tools." Jorge "The Skinner" Orozco
  • "Not a—" Frank Lundy
  • "Can you forgive me?" Christine Hill
  • "I'll give her all the love I have to give, as long as we both shall live..." Arthur Mitchell
  • "Oh, and I know you're not into this stuff, but the moon tonight is gonna be amazing. So take a moment; you deserve it. I love you, bye." Rita Bennett Morgan. Not her actual last words, but the last words we hear from her before Dexter discovers her body.
  • "I watched you so carefully the last time you were here. You used to just cower and cry!" Jordan Chase
  • "This is not how it's supposed to be!" Travis Marshall
  • "There's hope for you yet" Isaak Sirko
  • "Do it Debra, shoot him. Do it, shoot him! This is not who you are, you're a good cop, you're a good person. Put him down! Maria LaGuerta
  • "I just wanted to see you. Guess I'm sounding like a mother already... constantly wanting her son around..." Evelyn Vogel
  • "The next word you say better be goodbye." Debra Morgan
  • "Is that why you're here? To tell me all this?" Oliver Saxon
  • "Wait, what? That's your rationale for killing people? Some kind of bullshit justice code?" Kurt Caldwell
  • "You did good." Dexter Morgan
• Dinosaurs
  • "Eeggh! Aaggh! I'm dying, you idiot!" The Chief Elder
  • After all, dinosaurs have been on this Earth for 150 million years! And it's not like we're all gonna just... (pause) ...disappear..." Earl Sinclair
  • "This is Howard Handupme... Good night... ...and goodbye..." Howard Handupme
• Dollhouse
  • "When we were together, you made me feel like a real person." Mellie/November
  • "He's remarkable." Bennett Halverson
  • "I try to be my best." Boyd Langton
  • "Hey, hey, hey, it's okay, you're gonna be—" Paul Ballard
  • "Huh." Topher Brink

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