Pantheon / Anger
aka: Anger Emotions

This subhouse is perfect for letting these gods vent out their anger on many issues. Obviously, it is never a good idea to infuriate these guys; The results won't be pretty for the offender. Be careful to visit this house at your leisure.

Of course, this house is not filled with just angry Gods. There are Gods here that will incite your anger instead... (ﺧ益ﺨ)

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Greater Gods

    Excalibur (Soul Eater) 
Excalibur, God of Annoyance and Irritation (Holy Sword, Seiken, Madness of Anger)
  • Theme Song: Excalibuuuurrr... Excalibuuurrrrr... From the United K, I'm looking for heaven, I'm going to Californiaaaa....
  • Greater God (Though some wishes he's just self-proclaiming and instead being a Quasideity or Demigod)
  • Symbol: (ﺧ益ﺨ) (The 'I-Have-Met-Excalibur' Face (Yes, even his symbol is annoyed)).
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Portfolio: Absurdly Sharp Blade, Catchy Songs, Annoying The Hell Of Anyone Who Meets Him, Making Everyone Who Meets Him Make This Face: (ﺧ益ﺨ), Cloud Cuckoo Lander, Talkative Loon, Infinity+1 Sword As Long As One Can Stand His Intolerability, "FOOL!", Crazy Awesome, Eldritch Abominations.
  • Domain: Irritation, Weapons, Emotion, Mentalism.
  • Those who can tolerate him: Arturia Pendragon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Bugs Bunny, Deadpool, Chuck Norris, Hades, Hakumen, Shu Shirakawa, Michael Carpenter, Tingle, Wander, Naughty Bear… and "You" can do it too!
  • High Priest: The Annoying Orange
  • Opposed by: Black Star ("SO ANNOYIIIINNNGGG!!!"), Death the Kid ("Disgusting…") and anyone that comes across him, especially those voiced by Takehito Koyasu and/or Troy Baker.
  • This is a different form of the Holy Sword Excalibur found in the House of Weapons.
  • Doesn't matter who the person is, he has made everyone he comes across to make the face (ﺧ益ﺨ). Including even Melkor, of all people. Enter his temple at your own risk. Only those equally insane and nuts-driving go there. Those who do would be considered the great ones… though they still prefer their own methods of combat instead of becoming his Meister.
    • Hata no Kokoro, somehow is one of few gods which cannot make that face when Excalibur is around. However, she remade one of her masks to have that expression specifically for that kind of occasion.
    • Another exception is King Arthur, for obvious reasons.
  • Several people, especially those from the GUAG has been expressing interest in tossing Excalibur to Yuuki Terumi, if only to see the Trolling God get a taste of his own medicine and lose his temper with Excalibur's loonydom. Excalibur himself has no idea who the hell Terumi is, but he'd be more than delighted to tell his five-hour story. The GUAG's problem right now is to find a Meister who could STAND Excalibur to start an eventual fight.
    • Chuck Norris volunteered so he could add another feat to his scroll of divine fame. He tossed Excalibur next to Terumi and Excalibur started ranting and interrupting every of Terumi's bravados, enabling Hakumen to strike him with Time Killer, as he's also unaffected with Excalibur's rants.
  • Villains such as Frieza, The Joker, Cell, The Boss, Kefka, and Shinnok will skip to just blow up his house… only to find no scratch on it or him.
  • Excalibur cannot feel any anger. This is why he has no opinions on the struggle between Good and Evil, whether a man is an utter bastard or All-Loving Hero. However, he is seriously adamant in talking a lot about himself and his 'exploits' (and his 5 hour story time) to everyone he meets, in which the anger would get into those around him, irritating them regardless of their morality scale.
  • His legend begins in the 12th century…
  • He is SLIGHTLY more respectful to Arturia than to most other members of the Pantheon, as she is a Gender Flipped King Arthur. The "SLIGHTLY" means he doesn't interrupt her as frequently when she talks, doesn't call her a FOOL! as often, and is willingly to let her use him without fulfilling all 1000 provisions of his contract, only 500 of them. However, he still wants her to listen to his 5 hour story time and his 'exploits' in full detail. So, she still is annoyed with him.
    • On the topic of people who are like King Arthur that Excalibur is more respectful towards, he also is a bit respectful towards Wander upon learning how he managed to pull out a legendary sword that only a true hero can wield. Also helps that Wander is possibly the only person in the pantheon that not only enjoys Excaliber's visits, but looks forward to them as well. Add in the fact that Wander not only enjoys his 5 hour story and follows the 1000 provisions (not because he wants to use him, but just out of respect), and he is also one of the few here that Excaliber will let willingly use. The pantheon, mainly Wander's enemies, consider themselves lucky as Wander is a pacifist and thus doesn't want to use Excaliber.
    • Although Deadpool isn't remotely an Arthur-esque figure, the two buddy up when they feel like it — for fun, fighting and reasons nobody else wants to know about. Worryingly often, for anybody in the vicinity. The provisions, caveats and everything else don't come into it, just... kindred spirits of, well... being agro. And, some definitions of comedy. Maybe.
    • And then there's the actual King Arthur himself: after all, he is THE King Arthur, who was the only Meister he respected. And he's willing to not interrupt Arthur when he talks, and is actually willing to let Arthur use him in combat. As a matter of fact, he ceases to be annoying when in his presence.
  • When he stops being annoying and speaks seriously, it usually means he has something important to say to someone, and they'd better listen up. There is one problem, though: It's difficult to read whether he's in serious mode or not, difficult to read if serious mode stops, because once he stops, he'll continue being annoying.
  • He begins every afternoon with an afternoon tea, which makes him visit Iroh's house as it houses the best afternoon teas. The time of Excalibur's visit is dreaded by every of Iroh's customer AND Iroh himself.
  • Hades will often speak with him after-afternoon tea, and they get along surprisingly well. No one quite yet know how he does it, but it's been theorized that since Hades is essentially the Trolling God of his own universe, he's more capable of handling Excalibur's antics. That, and Hades' is apparently trying to learn new ways to annoy people. Other gods know to leave the room whenever they begin speaking to each other.
  • His status as Greater God can be confirmed as he is stated to be one of the Great Old Ones, on the same level as Shinigami, Asura and Eibon. He's stated to be the representation of Madness Through Rage and appears to do so via his annoying antics. Some have even hypothesized that his behavior is actually a clever way of dissuading whom he deems as "unworthy" from wielding him.
  • Does not give out autographs.

Intermediate Gods

    Karin Yuuki 
Karin Yuuki, The Goddess who Subconsciously Breaks Thing In Anger (The Saint Of Steel, Isht Karin Orte, Judas Iscariot)
  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: Her tattoo
  • Alignment: Lawful Good dips into Chaotic Neutral when jealous
  • Portfolio: Action Girl, Immortality, Nigh-Invulnerability Because Destiny Says So, Psycho Lesbian Yandere, Drop the Hammer, Gender Flip
  • Domains: Love, Immortality
  • Allies: Evangeline/Yukihime, C.C, Jeanne D'Arc, Kirie Sakurame, Kuromaru Tokisaki
  • Enemies: Anyone who would try to take Yukihime from her
  • Opposes/Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Touta Konoe
  • She ascended after hearing how Yukihime and Touta had both ascended without her knowledge. The first thing did was attack Touta, because she was jealous.
  • She has a habit of breaking things unconsciously in anger. For this reason, she has been banned from the House of Craft.
  • It turns out that she possesses a special kind of immortality: she can't be harmed Because Destiny Says So.
  • Is extremely obsessed with Yukihime; it's speculated that this is because of the kindness the latter showed her when she invited her to Uq Holder.
    • She was invited to join the Yandere Quartet, but she declined. Though she didn't give a reason, it's been theorized that she simply doesn't like anyone in the group.
  • The combination of her impervious body and mastery of the Hammer and Katana make her a formidable opponent.
  • Some of the more sadistic members of the pantheon look forward to capturing her; despite her immortality, she can still feel pain. Unfortunately for them, she is well-versed in combat and can beat back any attacker
  • It turns out she is over 2000 years old; she can sympathize with C.C and Jeanne D'Arc for being a victim of horrific torture.
  • She currently is trying to get Kirie or Kuromaru into a relationship with Touta so she can have Yukihime all to herself.
  • She apparently doesn't mind having her clothes destroyed; it won't hinder her ability to fight, unlike other goddesses.
  • She does occasionally work as a maid. However, she tends to break any tableware before serving whenever she gets angry.

    King Triton 
King Triton, God of Concerned Anger (Red, Sea King, His Majesty)

    Natsu Dragneel 
Natsu Dragneel, God of Anger Fueled Flames (Salamander, The Great Demon-Lord Dragneel, The Third God of Fire, E.N.D.)

Lesser Gods

Painwheel, Goddess of Retaliation (Carol, Subject 0-84, Strashun)

Primeape, God of Cross-Popping Veins (The Pig Monkey Pokemon)
  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The veins on its forehead
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Ability: Anger Point
  • Gender: Male
  • Moveset: Swagger, Outrage, Close Combat, Stomping Tantrum
    • Z-Move: All-Out Pummeling
  • Portfolio: Hair-Trigger Temper, Violent Pig Monkeys, Fast But Can't Take A Hit, Cross-Popping Veins, Unstoppable Rage, Fighting-Type Primates, Glass Cannon, Will Not Stop Until Its Rage Is Abated, Varied Type Moveset, Ax-Crazy
  • Domains: Aggression, Fighting, Violence, Primates
  • Followers: Mashiro Blanc de Windloom, Trestkon, Rei Kiriyama
  • Those it's at least passive towards: Ash Ketchum, The Red Gyarados, King Kong, Beedrill, Tauros, its sub-house, Eren Yeager, Grouchy Smurf, Arya Stark, Charizard
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: The House of Sports
  • Enemies: Anyone who looks at it funny
  • Those it loathes entirely: Psychics, the Fairies and Birds sub-house, Team Rocket, Freeza, Wyald, Yuuki Terumi, Bandit Keith and oddly enough Atrocitus
  • The Pig Monkey Pokemon, Primeape is the evolution to Mankey and quite possibly the angriest Pokemon around. Its Hair-Trigger Temper causes it lose it if it's so much as looked at funny, and when given chase it will never stop. It's this anger that, upon someone in the pantheon pissing it off, led it here in a rage. Dominated by its anger and always showcasing a cross-popping vein, it managed to become a god here.
  • Quickly got along and became the partner to the Incredible Hulk. It was a pretty obvious partnership; both are associated with incredible rage, becoming more powerful the madder they get. While this partnership gave the GUAE more to fear, the GUAG has become slightly more cautious as it has a tendency to go ballistic at them out of slights.
  • When it comes to other Pokemon, it'll team up with those who share its temperamental personality. As such, it gets along with the Red Gyarados, Beedrill and Tauros, along with its sub-house. Interestingly it also teams up with Charizard, despite normally getting mad at flying types due to its weakness. This comes from the fact that trainers in Kanto who pick Charmander will usually have to pick up a Mankey to help with the first, Rock type gym leader. There's somewhat of a bond between the two evolutionary lines.
  • On account of it being a primate, it associates with other primates in the House of Beast. Because of his own anger issues, he can understand where King Kong is coming from. However he hates Wyald despite the primate motive, because he gives a horrible name to primates everywhere. Freeza considers Primeape to epitomize the true brutality he sees with all filthy monkeys.
  • Ash successfully managed to catch an enraged Primeape, who as a Mankey stole his super-valuable hat. The Primeape would later participate in a wrestling tournament, proving itself viable and went into training to better itself. No-one's seen it since then, though the Primeape in the pantheon was impressed by Ash's showings. It has decided to enter the House of Sports, trying to be on its best behavior-a behavior that was tested upon meeting the cheating Bandit Keith
  • Spends time in the House of Hatred due to its own loathing, though it doesn't seem to like the evil members as they tend to inspire hatred rather more than be full of it. Yuuki Terumi was able to easily exploit Primeape's temper to troll it mercilessly, with the Pig Monkey Pokemon being too predictable in its rage to counter him. It'd rather be around Eren Yeager, Grouchy Smurf and Arya Stark.
  • Atrocitus felt that Primeape would be a perfect choice for the Red Lantern ring. It latched on to Primeape and gave him a power-up, but the Pokemon was already so pissed off it barely affected his mind. He later went on a rampage against the Red Lanterns for daring to control him in any way. Atrocitus removed the ring, however thanks to The Power of Hate Primeape was able to restart its own heart from sheer fury at being used by the Red Lantern Corps.
  • Went upon a rampage in the House of Fairies out of anger from being weak to them. While he wasn't too much of a hassle, he kept fighting until he had to respawn. Immediately went after them again, leading them to ban him. He also is aggressive to psychics and birds for similar reasons. Most Pokemon don't get angry at others just because they have their weakness, but most Pokemon aren't Primeape.
  • Despite being defined by its rage, calm-nautred Primeape do exist. However they're the exception rather than the norm, and the Primeape in the pantheon is certainly not calm-natured in any way whatsoever. It can also learn Iron Tail without a tail. Do you know what that means?
  • Being incredibly temperamental makes it hard for Primeape to make any friends, however people have come to pity it due to information revealed from the Rotomdex. It has been known to become so angry it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however.

    Shizuo Heiwajima 
Shizuo Heiwajima, God of the Hair-Trigger Temper (Shizu-chan, The GARtender, Toughest Man in Ikebukuro)


Benson Dunwood, God of Visible Anger (Death Dragon, the Fifth Disc Master)

    Cranky Kong 
zzzzzzzzz-SNORT Huh?! Whazzat? Aw, dagnabbit!

Cranky Kong, the Grumpy Old God

Huh? You still here? Beat it! And let this old ape get some sleep!

    Squidward Tentacles 
Squidward Quincy Tentacles, God of Cranky Neighbors (Big Nose, Squidzzy, Squidward Tortellini, Captain Magma, Sour Note)

    Uncle Ruckus 
Uncle Ruckus, God of Self-Hate
  • Demigod
  • Symbol: Anything with Ronald Reagan's face on it
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral or Lawful Evil depending on episode
  • Portfolio: Black People Who Hate Other Black People, Mighty Whitey Worshippers, Uncomfortable Racial Humor, Category Traitors
  • Domains: Anger, Hypocrisy
  • Opposed by: Samuel L. Jackson
  • Opposes: Sam Jackson and all other non-Caucasian deities
  • Is grateful to have been cast out of his mortal shell to appear as he always wanted... as a handsome Caucasian dude. Only it to be revealed that he was trolled by the LOL Rangers.
  • Does not recognize Samuel L. Jackson as a True God. Or any non-white god for that matter.
  • Even as a White God, Uncle Ruckus has maintained his N-Word Privileges, which has made several other gods rather uncomfortable. Of course that was for a week after the LOL Rangers turned him back to normal
  • One of the few gods he will do everything in his power to avoid is Vulkan. Though the Primarch doesn't care the slightest about millenia-old insults based on skin-color, he does take offence to his scathing comments about the God Emperor. Thankfully for Ruckus, Vulkan is busy aiding civilians or kicking the crap out of Dark Eldar in order to waste time hunting him.

Alternative Title(s): Anger Emotions