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Nikolai
Voiced by David Herman
- Ax-Crazy: He's an extremely violent and ruthless drug lord.
- Boom, Headshot!: He was shot in the head by Denzel.
- The Don: Of The Russian Marijuana Cartel.
- Disproportionate Retribution: He killed his son and mother only because they didn't bless Steve when he sneezed.
- Evil Wears Black: He wears a black belt, plus shoes and pants of the same color. He's also a vile drug dealer who has zero qualms with murder.
- Funny Foreigner: He's a stereotypical Russian with a lot of jokes at the expense of his nationality.
- Funetik Aksent: Speaks in a stereotypical Russian accent.
- Killed Off for Real: Was killed at the end of "Save By The Balls".
- The Mafiya: He's a Russian immigrant who is the leader of a Russian marijuana cartel.
- Super Gullible: He initially believes all the Blatant Lies Steve told him, such as thinking that Steve and Denzel are named Super Mario Bros. and Tetris respectively.
Squabbits
- Asteroids Monster: Malloy axed the main squabbit in half but this only caused both halves to morph into two whole Squabbits, who fucked and created more squabbits.
- Cute Is Evil: They're a species of cute animals, with Woody lampshading the "Cute" part. They also eventually become man-eating villains.
- Explosive Breeder: They're half rabbit, so you know they multiply.
- Hermaphrodite: Considering the first two Squabbits were effectively clones, it's very likely that they are.
- Hybrid Monster: Combinations of rabbits and squirrels.
- Killer Rabbit: Killer Squabbit!
- Mascot: Of Brickleberry National Park.
- Psycho Pink: Squabbits are pink and they seem harmless, until they start taking over the park and eating humans...
- Running Gag: Ever since they became the mascot of Brickleberry National Park just for that one episode, it's become a running gag for the leftover Squabbit merchandise to keep popping up in later episodes.
- Weaponized Offspring: They've created a massive army of their own offspring.
- Why Won't You Die?: Malloy says this verbatim due to him having a hell of a time trying to kill just one Squabbit alone.
Rakshita Pāni (AKA "Dotty")
- Affectionate Nickname: Steve calls her "Dotty", (and to a lesser extent "Rock Shit Pony".)
- Butter Face: Inverted. Her face is gorgeous but she's got the body of a big fat hairy man on a rascal.
- Funny Foreigner: Just your run-of-the-mill Indian stereotype working in tech support.
- Nice Girl: Is a sweetheart.
- Punny Name: Her nickname "Dottie" is a joke on her bindi.
- The Unpronouncable: Steve can't pronounce Rakshita Pāni (it comes out "Rock Shit Pony"), so he just calls her "Dotty".
Krogg
- All Cavemen Were Neanderthals: Acts like a stereotypical barbaric neanderthal.
- Contemporary Caveman: From 400,000 B.C. to 2012 A.D., she's gunna undergo a bit of jet lag.
- Human Popsicle: Krogg was frozen in a glacier underneath the summit of Mt. Brickleberry.
- Super-Strength: Is extremely strong and can lift cars and boulders.
- Third-Person Person: Obeying the laws of cavemen in media, Krogg talks in the third-person.
- Nubile Savage: At least to Denzel, she is.
Astral
Voiced by Grey Griffin
- Apocalypse Cult: She's a cult leader who runs a UFO cult similar to Heaven's Gate.
- Bait the Dog: Despite being set up to be a Nice Girl, she's also revealed to be Evil All Along.
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: She's a sweetheart on the outside, not so much on the inside.
- Driven to Suicide: What Malloy though Woody and the other members of her cult are doing to do as they're supposedly going to fall off a cliff just to get onboard a spaceship to take them away to destiny. It turns out that the spaceship is real, must to the frustration of Woody.
- Godiva Hair: When she's naked with Woody, her hair is conveniently covering her nipples.
- Evil All Along: Is revealed to be an unstable cult leader.
- Granola Girl: What she initially starts outs as.
- Lean and Mean: She's part of a cult and has a slim figure.
- Manipulative Bitch: Fools several characters, especially Woody, into thinking she's a sweetheart.
- Master Actress: She manipulates the main castnote (especially Woody) into thinking she's nice.
- Ms. Fanservice: She has a very nice body, her outfit reveals her midriff, and she was seen naked with Woody.
- The Ophelia: She's attractive (especially to Woody), has long hair plus a skinny figure, and is unstable.
- Psycho Pink: Her default outfit has some pink, and she's an unstable Bitch in Sheep's Clothing who's part of a cult.
Stephanie Bridges
A teacheress who's a Distaff Counterpart of Steve. Naturally, he falls in love with her.
- Brainy Brunette: She inverts this via having brown hair and being a Fat Idiot.
- Distaff Counterpart: She looks like Steve (which Denzel even points out) and acts like him. She also is a fan of Viggo Mortensen like he is.
- Fat Idiot: She's about as unintelligent and fat as Steve is. Who's an example of this trope himself.
Lucy Anderson
Ethel's more successful twin sister. Also a Rich Bitch.
- Hate Sink: Homophobic, patronizing, racist, classist, ableist, and a Rich Bitch with little (if any) humourous aspects who's clearly intended to be annoying.
- The Glorious Warof Sisterly Rivalry: Up to Eleven with Ethel.
- Jerkass: There's a reason Ethel once called Lucy an "uppity bitch" (albeit not to her face).
- Little Big Sister: Despite being implied to be slightly older than her sister Ethel, Lucy is somewhat shorter than her, at least when they were in prom. Granted, Ethel could've been wearing shoes which made her look taller.
- Rich Bitch: Is rich and a snob. Ethel once lampshaded the "Bitch" part.
- Strong Family Resemblance: Downplayed variation. Lucy and Ethel, who are twin sisters, have rather similar faces.
Moose Nazir
A moose who hates humans and leads the forest animals in the park.
- Beard of Evil: Kinda. Some of the fur on his face resembles a beard and he's Manipulative Bastard who wants to kill humans.
- Big Ol' Eyebrows: Some of his fur resembles large, bushy eyebrows.
- Manipulative Bastard: He repeatedly tries to play with Malloy's feelings.
Warden Tiny Smalls
Voiced by Carlos Alazraqui
The head warden of Hazelhurst Maximum Security Prison who uses his warped Christian views to run the prison. He forced Denzel and Meat Hammer into an arranged gay marriage before he and Meat Hammer were decapitated by Viggo Mortensen.- Asshole Victim: Being killed by Viggo Mortensen was for a better as he's a completely reprehensible individual.
- Ax-Crazy: He's an unstable Christian fundamentalist who kills convicts (and his guards) just for laughing at his name and makes arranged gay weddings as an excuse for inmates to commit male-on-male rape.
- Bad Boss: Laugh at his name, and he'll execute you, even if you're one of his officers.
- Disproportionate Retribution: He executes several people (including one of his own workers, no less) simply for laughing at his name.Warden Smalls: Electric chair!
- Expy: To Warden Norton from The Shawshank Redemption, who is also corrupt, self-righteous, religious, and abusive to his inmates. The only difference is that Smalls is much shorter in height.
- The Fundamentalist: He's a Christian with a very warped perspective on his religion.
- Killed Off for Real: Was permanently killed alongside Meat Hammer by Viggo Mortensen.
- Lack of Empathy: Does not care about the well-meaning of his inmates nor his workers, as he is willing to kill them for so much as laughing at his name.
- Laughably Evil: He is a very corrupt and petty individual, but that's what draws people to him.
- Light Is Not Good: A horrible man with a white suit.
- Meaningful Name: He's a little person named Tiny Smalls.
- The Napoleon: A very short man with a very short temper who runs a maximum security prison.
- The Sociopath: He is a smug, self-righteous fundamentalist who takes use of his power by torturing his convicts, primarily by issuing them marriage licenses to justify enduring a lifetime of sexual abuse. He also has no problem killing people for trivial infractions, including his own workers.
- Unfortunate Name: Whenever someone hears his name, they can't help but start laughing (in which he executes them for it).
Meat Hammer
Voiced by (unknown)
A gay convict who wants to rape Denzel in the Hazelhurst Maximum Security Prison. He was force by Warden Tiny Smalls in a arranged gay wedding with Denzel before he and Smalls were decapitated by Viggo Mortensen.- And Now You Must Marry Me: A male-on-male example; Meat Hammer wants to marry Denzel so he can rape him.
- Asshole Victim: A rapist who was eventually killed by Viggo Mortensen.
- Bald of Evil: A bald prisoner who wants to rape Denzel.
- Depraved Homosexual: He shows no interest in women, and he clearly wants to rape Denzel.
- The Dreaded: Everyone's afraid of being near him, as he would rape them to the point of death. It doesn't help that he also has AIDS.
- Evil Wears Black: He wears black shoes and, while trying to force Denzel to marry him so he could rape the man, he sports a black bow tie.
- Gag Penis: His dick his HUGE. It's so big that one of his victims was killed because of it. The censor bar is also shaped like a bold capital T instead.
- Killed Off for Real: Was decapitated by Viggo Mortensen alongside Tiny Smalls.
- Meaningful Name: A prison inmate with a really huge dick who's nicknamed Meat Hammer.
- Only Known By His Nickname: His real is never revealed. He's only refereed to as Meat Hammer by everyone.
- Villainous Crush: He lusts after Denzel, and tries to rape the man.
Todd Ford
Voiced by John DiMaggio
The corrupt, drug-addicted mayor of Hazelhurst who briefly befriended Woody.- The Alcoholic: He frequently drinks flasks of goldschlager liqueur, as stated when he met Woody.
- Ax-Crazy: He's completely unstable and repeatedly kills animals and even people for whatever that's in his mind that moment.
- Corrupt Politician: He's the mayor of Hazelhurst and he frequently does drugs and other amoral actions, like filling the park with endangered animals so he can hunt them down.
- Fat Bastard: He's fat and a complete asshole. Even Woody finds him to be a complete asshole.
- Karma Houdini: Because of his position as a powerful mayor, he never gets punished for his actions.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: He was based on the late Rob Ford, the former mayor of Toronto, Canada who was known for his addiction to crack-cocaine.
- The Sociopath: He is a hedonistic scumbag who happily causes chaos around the city without giving a damn about the people who are injured or killed in the process. Additionally, he orders his staff to import exotic and endangered creatures from abroad so he can murder them for fun. Even Woody is shown to be rather put off by his actions.
- We Used to Be Friends: Was Woody's friend before he realized exactly how degenerate and unstable he is.
Barack Obama
- Voiced by David Herman
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Alternative Character Interpretation: This show interprets Obama as a wacky, depraved sex-offender who's willing to cheat on his wife Michelle and molest Connie, something Obama obviously never done in real life. - Catchphrase: "Flappy dappy ass!"
- Chubby Chaser: He's a total pervert that's always asking for sexual favors from Connie (who's overweight), like getting to play with her "flappy dappy" ass and asking for her panties.
- Lean and Mean: Has a lean figure, and he sexually harasses Connie.
- Light Is Not Good: He harasses Connie and wears some white.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: Bobby Possumcods pointed out that Obamacare actually does succeed in helping out poor, low-income individuals who are down-on-their-luck like himself, even though initially due to his right-wing ideology he dismissed Obamacare as ineffective.
- Shameless Fanservice Guy: Shows shades of this; he has zero issue sending Connie a dick pic.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: He casually taunts Connie always mocking how big her butt is with very distasteful vocabulary.
- What Does He See in Her?: Steve wonders why would anyone want Connie if she's so fat and ugly.
Amber
Voiced by Tara Strong
- Brainless Beauty: A very beautiful and well-endowed woman who's well-liked In-Universe. She's also as dumb as rocks.
- Custom Uniformof Sexy: Her ranger uniform is more revealing than the rest of the staff: her shirt is tied so that her cleavage and midriff are exposed and instead of pants she has shorts (Connie also wears them, but in her case it's not sexy at all.
- Distracted by the Sexy: Everyone is distracted by her good looks. She's also the only girl Denzel liked that isn't a old white woman.
- The Ditz: She extremely clueless and does a lot of moronic stuff, like giving animals medicine they're not allowed to consume.
- Dumb Blonde: A Brainless Beauty who happens to be blonde.
- Even the Girls Want Her: She managed to get Ethel attracted to her, which they make out and had sex.
- Girl on Girl Is Hot: She had sex with Ethel, much to the arousal to Connie.
- Good Wears White: She's a sweetheart who wears white socks.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: She's young-looking, sweet, pretty, and has blonde hair.
- Innocent Bigot: Despite accidentally using the N-word multiple times, she's actually a very nice girl who clearly wasn't trying to be offensive.
- Ms. Fanservice: She a very busty blonde who wears a shirt that barely covers her cleavage and shows her stomach. She's also seen naked with Ethel.
- Nice Girl: Despite all her faults, she's actually a very nice person.
- N-Word Privileges: Called Denzel the "N-word" (the racist one) multiple times, yet didn't mind her calling him that because she's hot.
- Stripperiffic: Her uniform has a very revealing shirt, with lots of visible cleavage.
- Vapor Wear: She doesn't wear a bra, which is why she's always seen with permanently erect nipples.
Officer Briggs
- Asshole Victim: You really can't feel bad for Briggs after his Humiliation Conga and death as he tried to steal credit from Steve's work plus kill him. And was willing to do the same to Ethel, Connie, and (possibly) Denzel just for knowing about this. Also, this was all just so he could have one bracelet.
- It's All About Me: The one person Briggs cares about is Briggs. End of discussion.
Tiffany
- Age-Gap Romance: Between her and Woody.
- Bracesof Orthodontic Overkill: Apparently wears these, but took them off for long stretches of time while at camp, probably to look sexier for Woody.
- Jail Bait Wait: Woody waited until the turn of her 18th birthday to have sex with her like he was counting down to the new year.
- Long-Lost Relative: Tiffany is the abandoned daughter of Woody and a girl named Sharon, who he knocked up a long ways back and never called again.
- Ms. Fanservice: A sexy tan-skinned brunette girl with massive boobs, who is constantly being sexualized.
- Parental Incest: Had sex with her own father.
- Surprise Incest: Woody finds out all too late that Tiffany is his biological daughter, born of a woman he knocked up exactly 18 years and 9 months ago.
- Younger than She Looks: Although she looks like she's at least in her twenties, she's actually seventeen when she first appears.
