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These members of the GUAG are... mostly evil. Or just misguided. Basically, they would've fit right in with the GUAE, whether it's their nature, or because they're serving someone evil. However... they ended up here. Perhaps due to some events, or some Enemy Mine situation, or they might not be that bad at all, just saddled with the role '(evil) villain' in their past life and has yet to voiced an official 'Heel–Face Turn'. Alternatively, they could be decent people stuck with villainous portfolios. Or they're Exactly What It Says on the Tin, they're kind of 'bad-tempered', 'bad-aligned' people who happens to be fighting on the good side without changing their asshole ways. At any rate, they're still members of the GUAG, and Cosmos commanded that they are not to be discriminated.


Amongst the GUAG, however, lately they have been drafted to do various things in other divisions, signifying that they also fight against the GUAE. This place also works as the 'true rehabilitation center', hoping that those put here will repent their ways and become a true force of righteousness and justice. Failing that, they can be called upon to do bad things for the greater good that is beyond the GUAG normal members.

This place is occasionally 'monitored' by a trio of Zuko, Badguy, and King II.

Accelerator, God of Attack Deflectors and No Selling (The One Who Wields the Power of God, Number One, The Strongest, Yuriko Suzushina)

  • Greater God (Full-Blown Overdeity when Awakened)
  • Symbol: His crutch
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (previously Chaotic Evil)
  • Reason for Joining: Touma Kamijou defeated him and convinced him to change his ways.
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  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Accelerator's loyalty to her is equal to Teeth-Clenched Teamwork.
  • Placement: Combat Divison
  • Threat Level: EXTREME, his Attack Reflector capabalities are second to none.
  • Chance of Redemption: Once he succeeds in protecting Last Order to where she can fend for herself.

Deadpool, Destroyer Of The Fourth Wall

  • Lesser God/Overdeity (depends on how much the writer is willing to let me look past the Fourth Wall... The Fourth-Wall Mail Slot, for example, is still outside continuty, you see, and some times it's like I wasn't aware that I was a comic book character at all.)
  • Symbol: My belt buckle icon of myself with a yellow text box.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good... No, wait, Evil... Uh, maybe I should go for the middle ground, Neutral? ... No, no, I'm definitely a good guy! 'Cuz I like kids! ...Except for that #$@#%#$%$ Squirrel Girl! Uh, so since I do want her dead, I guess I'm Evil, huh? ...Bah! My alignment has a Revolving Door installed, end of story!
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  • Reason for Joining: Well, since I am well-aware of the Fourth Wall, I know that the good guys pretty much always win, so I joined the winning side this time. Also, bad guys, being more willing to kill you instead of merely defeating you, are much more fun to fight.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Loyalty? Que? ...The pay's good, and being in the good guy's side will totally, probably, if everything goes according to my plans, score me more points with Bea Arthur maybe... Oh, and Tuesday is taco night!
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Oh, I am MEGA MASSIVELY ÜBER DANGEROUS! ...Though, not exclusively to Melkor. And not exclusively to anyone actually involved in this conflict. Also, I might've been exaggerating a little bit. But I'm still pretty darn dangerous yanno!
  • Placement: Superhero Division! Do I get a communicator? Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!
  • Chance of Repentance: Repent? DID ANYONE SAY 'REPENT'!? I like it being crazy here!

Discord, God of Mix-and-Match Critters and Topsy-Turvyness (The Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony)

Kael'thas Sunstrider, God of Magic Addiction (Kael, Prince of the Blood Elves, Sun King, Invoker)

  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His Phoenix Al'ar, surrounded with rain of Fel fire.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Upon seeing his co-leader, Illidan, joining the GUAG Token Evil Teammates, he reluctantly joined him in the same squad. In actuality, his shady business with the Burning Legion's leader, Kil'jadeen was the reason why he was sent in the Token-Evil Teammates.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Low. Considering the leaders he followed during his time such as Lady Vashj, Garithos and even Illidan and the results from them before, followed by his exile has made him adamant that he will be leading himself and the Night Elves.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-High. His spells are already damaging enough against many enemies, but may God help you if he activates his Verdun Spheres or worse, his Phoenix Avatar, Al'ar.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Redemption: Low. He's pretty sure he can handle himself, or not.

Kratos, God Of War

  • Greater God (borderline Overdeity while invoking the Rage of Sparta)
  • Symbol: The Blades of Exile
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil (with Chaotic Neutral leanings)
  • Reason for joining: Was thrown out of the GUAE for spreading hope to mortals. Joined the GUAG after coming to terms with his past.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos is certainly kinder than Athena.
  • Threat level: EXTREME. Kratos is one of the few beings to epitomize MIGHTILY PISSED OFF BADASS, and he cannot be reasoned with. AT ALL. And he can completely Screw Destiny. Only those who are even stronger can take him down, and even then they can only wait until Kratos inevitably surpasses and kills them. Which should only be a short time...
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Repentance: Low. Kratos has no loyalty to anyone but himself. Besides, being here lets him vent his anger much easily. However, his relationship with his son might make his chances marginally higher.

Demitri Maximoff, The Vampire Sex God

  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His Floating Castle.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: He wants to be the sole ruler of Makai and being of the side of the GUAE means the risk of having to share ruling it or, worse, having it destroyed. Being in the GUAG is purely a means to an end. In addition, he has that long list of gods and goddesses to use his Midnight Bliss on and the GUAE's own ranks are the first category.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: None whatsoever. He's onboard only to secure the rule of Makai for himself.
  • Threat to Melkor: Mid-High. A competent fighter who can phase around anything, strike hard and fast, and send out hordes of energy bats at his opponents (or even transform into such a horde for a multiple-blow attack).
    • It jumps to High when it comes to his signature Midnight Bliss move. Any deity caught in his grasp becomes an opposite-gender (if male) or an even more beautiful female version. Said female versions have their abilities horribly downgraded until Demitri finishes having his way on them, whereas they are transformed back. No creature is immune to this attack as sources say he even managed to transform a large dinosaur-like creature and a multi-armed cephalod monster into female humans briefly.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Redemption: None. He may be an honorable being, but he's dead set on his ultimate goal.

Eddie Riggs, God of Roadies

  • Intermediate God, though he claims to be a Demigod
  • Symbol: Belt Buckle with Ormagoden's face on it
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for joining: Someone needs to help fix stuff behind the scenes.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Low. Is actually on friendly terms with certain members of the GUAE, but Melkor decides that he just doesn't quite cut it.
  • Threat Level: Medium. His skills as a skilled mechanic, warrior and commander makes him quite efficient, though he prefers to stay out of the spotlight.
  • Placement: Combat Division/Science Division. Depends on what needs fixing.
  • Chance of Repentance: Very, very high. Really, the only reason why he's here is that he doesn't trust Cosmos, and that he really wants to stay out of the whole "war between good and evil" thing.

Harpuia, God of Noble Enforcers

  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His helmet facing left
  • Alignment: Lawful Good
  • Reason for Joining: To protect mankind from the threat of the countless evil robots and AIs in the GUAE and as penance for reploids wrongfully terminated in the second Maverick Wars.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High
  • Threat to Melkor: Mid-high. A competent, very fast, and quite intelligent warrior with command of a very large army of combat reploids (especially aerial power), wind, and lightning powers, not to mention a One-Winged Angel state. Brought down by his weakness to ice attacks.
  • Placement: Serves in both the Combat Division and the Command Division
  • Chance of Repentance: Nigh certain. The only reason he's here instead of in the GUAG proper is due to his status as an Anti-Villain during the Second Maverick Wars. Also in his favor was the tragic irony that if he were in any time period other than that one, he'd be unambiguously a hero (a mean one but still a hero).

HK-47, God of Token Evil Teammates

  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope
  • Alignment: Originally Neutral Evil, is leaning toward Chaotic Evil
  • Reason for Joining: Statement: HK-47 relishes the opportunity to massacre meat-bags without any restriction or punishment whatsoever.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Blunt Statement: HK-47 serves no higher power.
  • Threat Level to Melkor:
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Repentance: Statement: This concept of repenting for what I am programmed to do is ludicrous. I have no guilt for doing what I do. In fact, I rather enjoy it.

Kurama, God of Kitsune (Nine-Tails Fox Demon, Nine Tails, Kyuubi)

  • Greater God
  • Symbol: The Eight Trigrams Seal
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, though comes off as Chaotic Evil
  • Reason for Joining: So long as he's sealed inside of Naruto, he's stuck with whatever the kid does.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: None. Kurama's being dragged along for the ride.
  • Placement: Combat Divison
  • Chance of Redemption: Nearing it steadily. He'll deny it up and down of course.

Leonard Snart, God of Villains With Standards (Captain Cold, Mr. Freeze, Snart, Robber of ATMs)

  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: His Ice Gun (his Weapon of Choice); alternatively, his alternate self's emblem from Injustice 2
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil, sometimes Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Serving good to get favour so the rest of the Rogues can ascend
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High, if she keeps her promise and finds a way to get his friends ascended.
  • Placement: Superhero Division
  • Chance of Redemption: High, his honor code puts him on the right path.

Magneto, God of Magnetism and Evolution (Master of Magnetism, Erik Lensherr, Max Eisenhardt)

  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His helmet
  • Alignment: North-South
  • Reason for Joining: It was a tough decision, as the GUAE would be of great aid in his quest for mutant supremacy, but as a Holocaust survivor, he cannot join a group with Nazis in it.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Low. This is more of an Enemy Mine situation for Magneto.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. Magneto knows how to use his power very creatively, is very charismatic, and commands legions of powerful mutant followers.
  • Placement: Superhero Division
  • Chance of Repentance: Low. Magneto is absolutely convinced that he is in the right. This is only an alliance of convenience.

Master Asia, God of the Powerful Elderly and Co-Master of the Face Palm Of Doom (Touhoufuhai, The Undefeated Of The East)

  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His giant head, with the writing Super Asia behind it. Or the Master Gundam.
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Kick those misguided younguns in the ass and prevent them from walking his previously foolish path. If that happens, he will become SUPER ASIA!!!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: He's loyal to Cosmos, but if he repeats his old mistake, he's out.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Very High. There's nothing not badass or not dangerous like this old man. Now that he repented, Melkor is in big trouble and all he hopes is that the theory of Humans Are Bastards proves once again, thus bringing him to his side. Can ramp up to EXTREME when paired with his disciple Domon Kasshu.
  • Placement: Gundam Corps (Main Unit: Master Gundam)
  • Chance of Repentance: High. Humanity has been good these days!

Mayuri Kurotsuchi, God of Unpunished Villainy (Mayuri-sama, Captain Freakshow)

  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: Konjiki Ashisogi Jizou
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil
  • Reason for joining: Part of the plan per the order of Captain Yamamoto, he's done being The Mole for the GUAE. Besides, with lots of GUAE members finding being his experiment subject amusing, Mayuri finds himself bored with the GUAE and sought to move on to more 'interesting' subjects: Good guys.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos decided to handle Mayuri with extreme care, he's too downright evil to be left alone. Since him being on the GUAE side was part of the plan, Cosmos was grateful enough to let him in. Again, his atrocities are forgiven.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Traitors must die! Though, with planning skills on par with Batman, Mayuri is a dangerous foe.
  • Placement: Support Staff
  • Chance of Repentance: Low. If anything this is the very home of Mayuri where he can do inhuman researches. Though not to worry, he's not betraying the GUAG.

Raoh, God of Death By Awesomeness (Ken-Oh)

  • Greater God
  • Symbol: His statue posing his death pose.
  • Alignment: Formerly Lawful Evil, now Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for joining: The methods of GUAE seriously sickens him, it's far below his standards. And he's had a bit of a redemption (off-screen) thanks to Kenshiro.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Raoh may be brutal and ruthless, but if you garnered his trust, he's very loyal. Cosmos has attained just that.
  • Threat level to Melkor: VERY HIGH. There's a reason why he's called the 'Ken-Oh' and being the guy who could out-badass Kenshiro.
  • Placement: Combat Division (Ditto with Shin. Not that Raoh cares...)
  • Chance of Repentance: Medium. He's shown some sympathetic values, but such ruthlessness fit better in places like this one.

Hanzo Hasashi, God of Spectres, Dragging Opponents Closer and Patron Saint of Unstoppable Rage (Scorpion, The Ninja from Hell)

  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: His kunai attached to a rope with a nearby word bubble saying "GET OVER HERE!!!"
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral with good shades
  • Reason for joining: The GUAE and Melkor stored Quan Chi, and aside of that, A LOT of people he personally hates. Besides, Scorpion wants to make full use of his old vow to protect Sub-Zero, as well as teaming up with his old buddy Ghost Rider.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Being a Wild Card, Scorpion's default loyalty is Low. However, Cosmos is so much LESS like those backstabbing Elder Gods and did genuinely care about his family, so he knew so he puts it as 'Medium'.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. Is Undead, and has cheated death oh so many times, and a real dangerous and sadistic combatant. Oh, and he was once treated as a champion of the Elder Gods.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Repentance: Low. A constant passer of the Heel–Face Revolving Door. Also, Scorpion himself admits that Wild Cards like him belongs much more here.

Illidan Stormrage, God of Eye Injuries (The Betrayer, Demon Hunter)

  • Intermediate God, borderline-Greater God when metamorphosed into a demon
  • Symbol: His Blindfold of Power, crossed with his two blades.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: While Illidan's motives are very questionable, he despises the GUAE so much due to the presence of Arthas and The Demonic Legion. However, due to not being the kind elf he used to be, he was gladly welcomed in the GUAG's Token Evil Teammate section. Also, his brother Malfurion also joined the GUAG so he's cool with his brother.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Very questionable. Illidan does not like being led into battles and his "sacrifices" as a Demon Hunter makes it more grim. However, he is not truly evil in hindsight.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. Don't underestimate him. He may be a simple elf, but his combat skills, followed by demonic powers, and a large horde of followers, all who are Demon Hunters themselves, are something not to ignore.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Redemption: Unknown. Likewise, once Illidan is done, he will either leave the GUAG alone or finish off the GUAE should there be any more left.

Sylvanas Windrunner, Goddess of Revenant Zombies

  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: The Icon of the Forsaken.
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral, though questionable.
  • Reason for joining: Arthas is in the GUAE, the same Arthas that turned her into a Banshee, not that 'crying wimp' she saw after experiencing The Nothing After Death. Plus she's pressured by the other Horde leaders to join in, so she settled here.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Low. While she supplies the undead army of the Forsaken which is a very big boon to the GUAG, Sylvanas doesn't exactly champion or worship Cosmos' goodness, while being annoyed at her usage of Valky'r. Sylvanas' response is "At least it gives result."
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. One of the most-skilled archers in Azeroth as well as commanding her own Undead army in which she's also capable of 'charming' Melkor's own undead army into the Forsaken.
  • Placement: Command.
  • Chance of Repentance: Low. This is the place she feels most 'home' for.

Travis Touchdown, God of Heroic Sociopaths and Patron Saint of Unlikeable Humorous Protagonists (The Crownless King, The No More Hero)

  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: The Tsubaki Mark-III laser blade
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for Joining: The GUAG members of the Commerce House promised to sponsor his ranking battle against Popeye.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Low. Actually somewhat higher after his change of heart. He has now vowed to destroy the GUAE for all the lives they've ruined, and since Cosmos is generally opposed to that kind of bullshit, he feels more at home on her side than on Melkor's, at least.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Medium. As long as he can get up close, he can do some real damage, but Melkor happens to be a skilled ranged combatant too.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Repentance: High, but according to his creator, his tale has ended.

Ungoliant, Goddess of Abominations that Resemble Animals

  • Intermediate God
  • Symbol: A black spider.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Reason for joining: Melkor heads the GUAE. She wants him dead.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: None. She's only here because it's opposite Melkor.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Considering she once almost succeeded in eating him, Very High.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Repentance: None. Once Melkor's gone, she'll go right back to eating good guys, becoming a new threat for the GUAG to deal with.

Viridi, Destructive Protector of Nature, Goddess of The Unfought

  • Intermediate Goddess
  • Symbol: Her representative symbol from Kid Icarus Uprising
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for joining: To defeat Hades.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Medium.
  • Threat level: Medium high. Her forces of nature (Especially her commanders) are quite a threat even if Viridi herself doesn't appear and is capable of using the power of flight on Pit if Palutena is unable to do so for some reason.
  • Placement: Command division.
  • Chance of repentance: Actually pretty high. She will probably have to wait another 25 years though.

Baiken, Goddess of Handicapped Badasses

  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A Pink Circle with four Triangles.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral with shades of Chaotic Evil
  • Reason for joining: Because That Man is in the GUAE and she wants revenge (and she had better be the one to frag him OR ELSE), and also to free Anji from the GUAE's grasp.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Not high. Even if Cosmos endorses the battle against That Man, she constantly reminded Baiken about the folly of revenge and trying to convince her that she should let others have the frag if possible, as long as it gets the job of 'That Man dying' done. This annoys Baiken. Not to mention, Anji decided to remain in the GUAE and still sought for the secret of That Man, which pissed her off a lot, and from what The Question gathered, her going nuts at one point and butchering people left & right, Baiken wasn't exactly having a hell of a time here. Although at least in the GUAG, she can get limitless supplies of tobacco and cocaine instead of going to the GUAE, so that's a plus point for her supposedly...
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. Short temper aside, Baiken is deadly, especially considering that she only has just one arm and one eye.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Repentance: Low. Baiken is pretty dead set with her mindset, nothing will ever change her mind. Not that she will defect to the GUAE, but at least it will make her stay in this section.

Captain Hammer, God of Arrogant Heroes

  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: A simple hammer since he's not allowed to use The Hammer as his symbol.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Stupid
  • Reason for joining: Glory and Girls, first and foremost. That and to beat up some nerds.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Low. Purely in it for the glory and the chicks. There's also his guff against the Pantheon of Knowledge that turns a few people against him.
  • Threat Level: Low. He's actually a coward who will run if his Nigh-Invulnerability fails him.
  • Placement: Superhero Division
  • Chance of Repentance: Low. He seems to be very set in his ways.

Jack, Goddess of Bald Women (Subject Zero).

  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: Her tattoo marking, drawn as if not attached to her body. It's kinda complex.
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil when alone, Chaotic Neutral when with Commander Shepard
  • Reason for joining: At first to avoid further experimentations the GUAE planned on her. On the news that the Illusive Man may be indoctrinated by the Reapers who are in GUAE, Jack signs in just so she has a chance to rip away the head honcho of Cerberus... LEGALLY. Oh and of course, following Commander Shepard.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate. Cosmos is not repeating any of those Cerberus' experiments. However, sometimes her goody-goody persona pissed Jack off.
  • Threat level to Melkor: High. Aside of being a follower of Shepard, the reason why she's referred as the most dangerous biotic in existence is no joke. Any wrong move, and Jack may even take part in ripping him off.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Repentance: Low. This place fits Jack right in like a hole. Even she and Shepard agreed. Though she still prefers to stay in the corner alone (and that's for the best because it's easy to piss her off). She recently has been seen 'teaching and protecting kids', but still prefers being here because those outside are definitely going to annoy her for her nasty mouth.

Kain and Raziel, Gods of Changing Destiny

  • Lesser Gods
  • Symbol: The material and spectral Soul Reavers crossed over each other.
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral (Kain), Chaotic Neutral (Raziel)
  • Reason for joining: Raziel wants to do the right thing, while Kain thinks Cosmos is more willing to listen to his plans for their homeworld of Nosgoth than Melkor.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Raziel is very loyal, though easily manipulated. Kain rather openly admits he's only with Cosmos if she agrees to help him restore Nosgoth, if Melkor offers a better deal he'll consider jumping ship, provided none of his even-more evil enemies are also in the GUAE
  • Theat to Melkor: Moderate, both are very powerful combatants, and Raziel's power to Screw Destiny coupled with Kain's time travel ability makes for a dangerous combination if they can cooperate.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of repentence: Cosmos is trying to get Kain to look beyond his selfish desires and see the greater good he can serve by throwing in his lot with the GUAG for good. Kain secretly admits he doesn't dislike the idea, but as a matter of principle insists there still be something in it for him. Raziel meanwhile just needs to smarten up and stop letting Melkor's more persausive minions jerk him around so easily, otherwise he's completely with Cosmos.

Kokonoe A. Mercury, Goddess of Sweets-Empowered Intelligence and Crossing of Magic and Technology

  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A Tager wind-up dollnote ... dressed as a Meido, surrounded with tons of lollipos
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral with shades of Chaotic Evil
  • Reason for joining: Because Terumi is in the GUAE and she wants revenge, and she had better be the one to frag him, OR ELSE.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Not high. Even if Cosmos endorses the battle against Terumi, she constantly reminded Kokonoe about the folly of revenge and trying to convince her that she should let others have the frag if possible, as long as it gets the job of 'Terumi dying' done. This annoys Kokonoe. Not to mention, because Cosmos still stored Litchi, the one that disgusted her after the 'betrayal', and also constant admonishing about nuke storage and from what The Question gathered, treatment to a certain 'Lambda-11', Kokonoe wasn't exactly having a hell of a time here. Although at least in the GUAG, she can get limitless supplies of sweets instead of going to the GUAE, so that's a plus point for her supposedly...
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High. Short temper aside, Kokonoe is called one of the brightest mind in the Pantheon not for nothing, and she's capable of deadly combo between high tech and magic. Researching is also her specialty.
  • Placement: Support Staff
  • Chance of Repentance: Low. Kokonoe is pretty dead set with her mindset, nothing will ever change her mind. Not that she will defect to the GUAE, but at least it will make her stay in this section. However, since Terumi's death and her finding out what happened to her mother, she may be lightening up a bit.

Michael Garret and Fasalina, God and Goddess of Love Between Prisoner And Kidnapper

  • Lesser God & Goddess
  • Symbols: Chibi Saudade of Sunday & Chibi Dahlia of Wednesday hugging each other
  • Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: They see something greater in Cosmos when compared to what The Claw promised. Besides, they think The Claw has been greatly fooled by Melkor, whom they can't even stand, so they want to wake him up.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Well they claim it's an Enemy Mine situation. But in truth, Cosmos saved Michael from death and enables both him and Fasalina to start anew. For such, even their loyalty towards Cosmos could be greater than their loyalty to The Claw
  • Threat Level to Melkor:
  • Placement: Robot War (Main unit: Saudade of Sunday & Dahlia of Wednesday)
  • Chance of Repentance: High. Overall, they're just good guys who were misguided. Super Robot Wars K showed them that they can be a force of good when it comes to it.

Oyashiro-sama, Goddess of Corrupt Churches (Hanyuu)

  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: A Ball of Cotton
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil (the faith), actually Chaotic Good
  • Reason for joining: Wants her faith reformed.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: High
  • Threat to Melkor: Moderate. Hate Plagues are nasty stuff, even though she unintentionally makes them worse.
  • Placement: Psych Warfare Division. Stuck in the Token Evil Teammates purely due to her portfolio more than anything else.
  • Chance of Repentance: Certain, as she never approved of what was being done in her name in the first place.

Prometheus and Pandora, Co God and Goddess of Co-Dragons and Those Whose Days are Numbered (The Reploid Siblings, The Voices of Model W), (Prometheus: The Reaper, Death), (Pandora: The Witch)

  • Lesser God and Goddess
  • Symbol: Miniature Model W with a scar through it
  • Alignment: Neutral Evil, with traces of Chaotic Evil (when in a bad mood) and Chaotic Neutral (when in a good mood)
  • Reason For Joining: They want two things: Dr. Weil's death and their original bodies back. Both Cosmos and Melkor offered, but they trust the former to not screw them over.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Low to Medium. As long as she doesn't go back on her word, they'll fight to the end if necessary. That said, they're perfectly willing to jump ships if she fails to fulfill her end of the bargain. Pandora is also slightly more sympathetic to Cosmos' cause as well, which serves to rein in her brother's temper.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Medium separately, High together. They're both experienced fighters with decades of combat experience. Their Elemental Powers are also rather impressive, and when they're together they can release some truly devastating combo attacks.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Repentance: Low. They have no illusions about being redeemed whatsoever. They're only allying with Cosmos because of their aforementioned deal, not out of any desire to turn good.

Syzoth, God of Corrosive Acid (Reptile)

  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: Snake head with Overly Long Tongue
  • Alignment: True Neutral
  • Reason for joining: Melkor once again SCREWED his hopes of getting his Saurian race revived. After accidentally hearing it and was beaten up for it, Reptile decided that enough is enough and he left the GUAE hoping that GUAG will keep their words.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos actually never minded Reptile's hideous appearance and did promise Reptile about his race's resurrection and was really genuine about it. What was once desperation for servitude for Reptile is slowly evolving into a genuine one.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Medium. One of the more sadistic ones in the Token Evil Teammate group, but he was never a high-ranking guy during his service at Shao Kahn or Shinnok. Would be High if he became the Dragon King and possessed by Onaga, but Cosmos never wanted it to happen and Onaga was cozy enough within GUAE.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Repentance: Medium-High. Depends if in canon he followed through his defection. Plus with Raiden's vision and efforts to prevent Armageddon further, there could be a chance that he'll be converted to prevent Onaga's return once and for all.

Sebastian Michaelis, God of Those Unable To Tell Lies (Black, Professor Michaelis)

  • Lesser God, Intermediate God when given a direct order. Greater God in his true form.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral with Neutral Evil leanings (sometimes mistaken for Chaotic Evil)
  • Reason for joining: Was ordered to do so by his master Ciel Phantomhive, who suspects somebody in the GUAE was behind the conspiracy that killed his parents.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Technically, he's under Ciel's loyalty.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Very High, possibly Extreme. He is Born Winner, after all.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Repentance: Pretty high, considering he's willing to help his young master to know who killed his parents. The duo's rather dark and calculating ways to deal with their enemies, however, don't help him much.

Shin, God of Motivation-Inspiring Villainy

  • Lesser God
  • Symbol: The crest of the Southern Cross
  • Alignment: Lawful Evil
  • Reason for Joining: Because Yuria is in the GUAG. He once tried to apply for the GUAE, but Melkor refused him because with Shin around, it will just create more Good-Aligned God who'll dispatch him and cause bigger problem for Melkor. Oh, and he doesn't like being in the same banner with Jagi, whom he dislikes after his mortal death.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Rather low. He's just in the GUAG due to Melkor's refusal, Yuria being there... and some small respect with Kenshiro as his 'old rival'.
  • Threat level to Melkor: Low. Melkor sees him as a 'lucky bastard that got lucky in humiliating Kenshiro', and other than that, he has no use on him.
  • Placement: Combat Division (Because most of the thugs following him prefers being evil)
  • Chance of Repentance: Medium. The event of Ken's Rage kinda did elevate him about his chances of being welcomed. But he still beat himself about not making Yuria happy so he kinda stays here.

Commander the Non-Entity General

  • Demi-Greater God/Goddess
  • Symbol: Variable, symbol changes daily to that of (temporarily) aligned faction.
  • Alignment: Variable, alignment changes regularly to that of (temporarily) aligned faction.
  • Reason for Joining: Receives missions from Cosmos by way of FMV cutscenes.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: The duration of each mission; nothing more, nothing less. Commander is also commanding opposing forces of Grand United Alliance of Evil in addition to Council of Shadows, Council of Cloudcuckooland, and even Mary Suetopia.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Variable, Low-Extreme. In circumstances of No Campaign for the Wicked GUAE have little chance of victory.
  • Placement: Command Division
  • Chance of Repentance: Low, the commander's chances of repenting for his sins at the head of various evil forces is low, and his constantly changing morality means that even if he repents, he would likely change back to evil sooner or later.

Ashley Armbruster, Ashley Boulet, Ashley Quinlan and Ashley Tomassian, Official Goddesses of Girl Posses (The Ashleys)

Sasuke Uchiha, Official God of Polarizing Characters

  • Greater God
  • Symbol: Crest of the Uchiha clan (fire cloud pattern)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Reason for joining: He has finally realized that he wrong to seek revenge. While he has redeemed himself, some members of the GUAG are keeping an eye on him.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Low.
  • Threat Level: Moderate-High.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Redemption: Unneeded.

Bob, Co-God of the Sprite Comic (Napalm, Darth Volcanus)

  • Intermediate God (Actually a Greater God)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Symbol: A gray Proto Man helmet
  • Reason for joining: He got kicked out of the GUAE for trying to usurp Melkor.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Nonexistent. He's currently planning to rejoin the GUAE when the opportunity strikes.
  • Threat to Melkor: EXTREME. The fact that he captured the Author in his home universe puts him high on Melkor's list.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Redemption: Low.

Alucard, God of Regeneration

  • Greater God (Overdeity at full strength)
  • Symbol: Demonic grin, tongue hanging out
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral with Lawful Neutral tendencies (formerly Lawful Evil)
  • Reason for Joining: Orders from Sir Integra, and a chance to cut loose!
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Has some respect for her but his loyalty is to Integra.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. He is Vlad the Impaler and downright crazy. Not to mention killing him is extremely difficult. Even worse for Melkor, any chance of converting him to the GUAE is pretty much impossible, since Alucard is FERVENTLY loyal to Integra and treachery is one of his biggest Berserk Buttons.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Redemption: If Integra could control Alucard well enough, moderate-high. Otherwise, low.

Abathur, God of Small Words (Evolution Master, Slapathur)

  • Symbol: The Zerg Swarm emblem
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Since Kerrigan has decided to join the GUAG, it's natural that Abathur follows her lead.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: None. His loyalty is to the Queen of Blades. Wherever she goes, he follows.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: High, as he's the one behind the adaptations for the Zerg Swarm.
  • Placement: Support Staff
  • Chance of Redemption: None. See Loyalty.

Zagara, Goddess of Zerg Rushes (Broodmother of the Swarm, Zag)

  • Lesser Goddess
  • Symbol: The Zerg Swarm emblem
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Reason for Joining: Zagara still wishes to learn more from Kerrigan, so she has joined as well.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: None. Her loyalty is to the Queen of Blades.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. As the new leader of the Zerg Swarm, and under the teachings of Kerrigan, her Zerg are an overwhelming force to be reckoned with.
  • Placement: Combat Division
  • Chance of Redemption: None. See Loyalty.

Gertrude, The Goddess of Beings Trapped in Another World

  • Intermediate Goddess. Greater Goddess when tapping into her powers gifted from Darketh Deaddeath or the Heart Of Fairyland
  • Symbol: Her ax through a cartoon mushroom
  • Alignment: Bounced between Chaotic Neutral and Chaotic Evil. Tried to Lawful Good a couple times but settled for True Neutral in the end.
  • Reason for Joining: Ever since the Liebertarian Movement tricked her into believing she's trapped in Fairyland once again, she's determined to take revenge whenever possible.
  • Loyalty to Cosmos: Medium. She's only here just to exact revenge, but with Cosmos still letting her have the freedom of choice and not hiding things behind riddles or quizzes, she sees Cosmos as her best choice out of the alliances.
  • Threat Level to Melkor: Very high. Not only is she well known for how violent and brutal she is, being a One-Man Army in Fairyland, but she also has gained light-based powers, something a majority of Melkor's darkness based forces are weak to. Doesn't help that after her incident with the Liebertarian Movement she has been immune to the effects they have too her mind, already being pretty deranged, and has discovered that those who are already pretty violent or crazy can quickly end fights with them, as she did after rallying a team to fight of her allies and fighting them in revenge. Should she find a way to regain her powers from Darketh Deaddeath, she'll be a extreme threat.
  • Chance Of Redemption: Pretty high actually, with this being completed and cemented with her sparing Queen Cloudia when she could have killed her and thanked Larry for his service before leaving Fairyland. She's only here because her motivation is simply for revenge, and the company is better here than with actual heroes in her opinion.

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