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"You can't do this to me, Ragna! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! YOU HEAR ME?!"
— Isaac Westcott, Black Beast of Tengu City
"It always fails! It always FUCKING FAILS! Every fucking plan I ever had! Every fucking invention, scheme, late night romp at the club, is always fucking ruined by that fiery red asshole Krabs!" [he groans and moans while sweating]
Monokuma: What... the... fuck?!
Kira Aozaki: He doesn't look happy.
Sasuke Akechi: Understatement of the century.
Monokuma: HOW THE FUCK CAN HE JUST GO OFF AND DIE WITH DIGNITY LIKE THAT?!
Kira Aozaki: He doesn't look happy.
Sasuke Akechi: Understatement of the century.
Monokuma: HOW THE FUCK CAN HE JUST GO OFF AND DIE WITH DIGNITY LIKE THAT?!
— Danganronpa: Komm Susser Tod, after Chapter 4's execution
"You've ruined everything! I've had all of this lined up, it was perfect- perfect! And you- you- idiot! Sunny won't even talk to me anymore because of you! [...] No! God damnit Basil you can't do this to me! Listen to me, you can't burn those God damn photos! Basil? Basil! Basil!"
—Mari Suzuki, Everything is going to be okay, Chapter 12
"I NEED HER, YESSS!"
— Shank, It's a Slaughterful Life
"'Die!' Cinder roared. There was a note of panic in it now, of fear. Her eyes were wide, her lips peeled back. There was hatred there, but terror too. 'Die!' She echoed. 'Die, die, die-die already. Why won't you die!'"
Jeremy's eyes whirr and click, his servos spinning loud enough to hear as he glances rapidly around the brightly-lit room. He turns, gripping the doorknob with both clawed metal hands. He tugs at it, slams his shoulder against it, even kicks it, growing ever more desperate. The screeching din of metal on metal fills the air as he begins trying to claw his way to freedom, making no headway whatsoever.
Finally, he stops, his head resting against the impassable door.
Slowly at first, then building to a maddening clatter, his entire frame begins to rattle as if he's in the middle of an earthquake. His mouth opens wide as he lets loose a sharp, electronic banshee scream that causes you to instinctively clamp your hands over your ears. He trembles, twisting in place to glare directly at you. The components in his face bend and flex under immense pressure as he draws his arms back.
And then, he lunges straight for you.
Finally, he stops, his head resting against the impassable door.
Slowly at first, then building to a maddening clatter, his entire frame begins to rattle as if he's in the middle of an earthquake. His mouth opens wide as he lets loose a sharp, electronic banshee scream that causes you to instinctively clamp your hands over your ears. He trembles, twisting in place to glare directly at you. The components in his face bend and flex under immense pressure as he draws his arms back.
And then, he lunges straight for you.
"Impossible!!! You can't beat me! I'm the superior sorceress! I AM MAGICA DE SPEAAAARRRGGG!"
— Magica De Spell, The Secret Biography of Donald Duck
Snake of the Festival: What are you doing?!
Yuji Sakai: Stopping you! I'm not gonna lose them again!
[...]
Snake of the Festival: You would give up a perfect world for two mere girls? They will be recreated anyway.
Yuji: Like they said, it won't be the same! They can never be replaced!
Snake of the Festival: You dare go up against me? Everything you have, your life, your power to protect, all of it, you owe to me.
Yuji: Ever since I've met you, I brought nothing but suffering. I lost sight of my true goal. You deceived me, and I would have lost everything that truly mattered. But now I remember what is most important to me, I found myself again, and I will fight for peace, but not with your way.
[...]
Snake of the Festival: I cannot let you stop me, not when the Grand Order is almost complete. I want my people to live in peace and end all this ceaseless violence.
Yuji: So do I, but I won't lose everything in the process.
Yuji Sakai: Stopping you! I'm not gonna lose them again!
[...]
Snake of the Festival: You would give up a perfect world for two mere girls? They will be recreated anyway.
Yuji: Like they said, it won't be the same! They can never be replaced!
Snake of the Festival: You dare go up against me? Everything you have, your life, your power to protect, all of it, you owe to me.
Yuji: Ever since I've met you, I brought nothing but suffering. I lost sight of my true goal. You deceived me, and I would have lost everything that truly mattered. But now I remember what is most important to me, I found myself again, and I will fight for peace, but not with your way.
[...]
Snake of the Festival: I cannot let you stop me, not when the Grand Order is almost complete. I want my people to live in peace and end all this ceaseless violence.
Yuji: So do I, but I won't lose everything in the process.
"Don't you dare speak to me about my mother! How? How does filth like you crawl out of the darkest abyss, while my mother — who could escape anything — continues to languish there? [...] She loves me! She wouldn't choose to stay in some dark pit! She would pick me! Somebody has to pick me! [...] I'm trying to create a better world! And to do that, Tirek must be revived! And you must die!"
— Moondancer, Spectacular Seven
"SO, NOW YOU ALL THINK I'M JUST SOME PATHETIC GOD NOW, HUH?! IS THAT WHAT YOU ALL THINK NOW?! BECAUSE SOME RANDOM STRANGER TELLS YOU SO?! YOU THINK YOU ALL CAN JUST CHANGE NOW, BECOME SOME REBEL GROUP AGAINST ME, FIGHT ALL MY HARD WORK AND ACT LIKE IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING?! [...] I AM YOUR MASTER! I AM YOUR GOD! YOU ARE TO ALWAYS OBEY BY MY RULES, FOR THIS IS MY WORLD! AND IF YOU ALL RATHER FOLLOW THE WORDS OF A STRANGER INSTEAD OF YOUR GOD, THAT YOU RATHER REBEL AGAINST YOUR MASTER AND FAIL TO BOW TO MY RULE, THAN YOU ARE WORTH NOTHING TO ME! YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BUT VERMIN, AND YOU MUST BE TAKEN CARE OF!"
— The Mad Man, HTF The Stranger
"What.
What!
What!
WHAT?!
WHAAAAAAT?!"
What!
What!
WHAT?!
WHAAAAAAT?!"
— Fleet Admiral Sengoku after learning the Straw Hat Pirates are invading Enies Lobby in This Bites!
"Kill... you... Kill... you... Kill... you... Kill... you... Kill... Kill... Kill..."
— Gecko Moriah to the Straw Hats, This Bites!
"No... No—! Nononono—! NOOOOOOO! No... you can't... you can't do this to me!" Shiki howled, screaming at the heavens in desperation. "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!"
"NOT AGAIN, DAMN IT!" The Golden Lion wailed, shoving as much earth forwards as he could, trying to block what was coming, what he knew was there, to shield himself from the reality. "I CAN'T LOSE TO YOU AGAIN! NOT TO YOU! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! YOU CAAAAN'T!"
But no matter how he tried to block it, how he tried to deny it... his desperation just wasn't enough.
Stone shattered, his will shattered, he shattered.
And so did Shiki the Golden Lion lose, once more, to a man from the East Blue.
And as he lost, as the light of the divine judgement burst through his defenses and laid him low, the entire world bore witness as the Golden Lion's wrath, his despair, his misery, the totality of his being manifested itself in one final scream, cursing the name of the one who had somehow, against all odds, bested him all those years ago.
The name that had started everything.
"ROOOOOOOOGEEEEEEEER!"
And then, with his pride conquered, everything fell.
"NOT AGAIN, DAMN IT!" The Golden Lion wailed, shoving as much earth forwards as he could, trying to block what was coming, what he knew was there, to shield himself from the reality. "I CAN'T LOSE TO YOU AGAIN! NOT TO YOU! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! YOU CAAAAN'T!"
But no matter how he tried to block it, how he tried to deny it... his desperation just wasn't enough.
Stone shattered, his will shattered, he shattered.
And so did Shiki the Golden Lion lose, once more, to a man from the East Blue.
And as he lost, as the light of the divine judgement burst through his defenses and laid him low, the entire world bore witness as the Golden Lion's wrath, his despair, his misery, the totality of his being manifested itself in one final scream, cursing the name of the one who had somehow, against all odds, bested him all those years ago.
The name that had started everything.
"ROOOOOOOOGEEEEEEEER!"
And then, with his pride conquered, everything fell.
— "Gold Lion" Shiki, This Bites!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAACE! ACE! ALL OF YOU! I SWEAR THAT YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! I'LL DESTROY EVERYTHING THE OLD MAN PROTECTED! HIS ISLANDS! HIS PEOPLE! HIS TREASURE!"
— Blackbeard, This Bites!
Kaede Akamatsu: So even when the game started, you wanted me dead? Specifically me?
Tsumugi Shirogane: Of course! You're the perfect sacrifice to keep things interesting! I just wanted to keep the story on track, but then you... you... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... you just had to fucking miss didn't you?
Shuichi Saihara: So you didn't account for that.
Tsumugi: Even after I had to step in, it was going perfectly. Akamatsu-san was all set to take the fall for me, but then... [to Kokichi] You...! You ruined everything with one fucking joke!
Tsumugi Shirogane: Of course! You're the perfect sacrifice to keep things interesting! I just wanted to keep the story on track, but then you... you... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... you just had to fucking miss didn't you?
Shuichi Saihara: So you didn't account for that.
Tsumugi: Even after I had to step in, it was going perfectly. Akamatsu-san was all set to take the fall for me, but then... [to Kokichi] You...! You ruined everything with one fucking joke!
"Are you questioning the will of God? The voice of God? It was not Angie who made Gonta drink poison. It was not Angie who brewed poison tea. It was not Angie who brought Gonta to his death. Angie is not the culprit. ANGIE IS NOT GUILTY!"
—Angie Yonaga, Three-Point Shot, Chapter 29
"I JUST NEED YOU TO DO ONE, STUPID, SIMPLE THING, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! WHY IS IT YOU FEEL LIKE RUINING MY PLANS AT EVERY TURN?!!"
— Monokuma, Three-Point Shot
Princess Vanellope: THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTSMART ME, DID YOU?! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, RALPH! YOU'RE USELESS! YOU'RE PATHETIC! YOU AND ALL YOUR WORTHLESS FRIENDS! AND I WANT YOU TO DIE KNOWING ONE IMPORTANT THING: NOBODY DEFEATS VANELLOPE VON SCHWEEETZ!
*VOOP*
Vanellope: Well, you got the last part right. *PUNCH*
*VOOP*
Vanellope: Well, you got the last part right. *PUNCH*
"Fine!" [Admiral Xen] screamed, stamping her foot like a petulant child. "Then get off my ship, and take your little prize robot with you! Go crawling back to that filthy little hussy of yours!" She brought up her omni-tool and began furiously entering commands. "What's that human expression, Shepard? 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?' Well you're about to find out what that means! This ship has the last Perkele5000 mineral scanner left in the galaxy, and I've just fired it at the star! In a few minutes this system will be consumed in the largest explosion this galaxy has ever seen, if the data from Tali'Zorah's mission reports is accurate! I hope this was all worth it, you backstabbing son of a bitch!"
— Project Gethinator, Chapter 15
"Yooooou..." Thales hissed with pure, poisonous malevolence. "Traitor... you will suffer endlessly for the shame and trouble you have brought upon Shambhala."
"How... How could it... end like this?! Me... Me?! Beaten... like this? No... No, it can't be... No! I... I am the strongest! Me... ME! My dream! My army... destroyed! I won't stand for this... I won't! I won't stand for this! I don't care what happens to my body... and I don't need this army anymore! I'm going to use everything I've got! I'm going to destroy that hedgehog and his friends and then... I'M GOING TO DESTROY THIS UNIVERSE!"
— Clyde, Sonic Forces Chapter 2, Chapter 15
"... Ha ha... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I HATE YOU. Every second that passes when I'm with you is more miserable than the last. And it's always been that way. The only time I enjoyed myself was when I got to watch you die. Hundreds of deaths. Endlessly gruesome. Endlessly satisfying. When I look at you... I don't see a "brave hero" or whatever you pretend to be. All I see are those beloved memories. Replaying over, and over, and over, and over...
And you want to know the best part? Even if you kill me, I know how this ends. There's never been any escaping it. That Castle may as well be a coffin because you're already dead. Ha ha! You hear that??? YOU'RE DEAD. HA HA HA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
And you want to know the best part? Even if you kill me, I know how this ends. There's never been any escaping it. That Castle may as well be a coffin because you're already dead. Ha ha! You hear that??? YOU'RE DEAD. HA HA HA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
— Flowey, Undertale Yellow
Film — Animated
Cruella: You IDIOTS! You...YOU FOOLS! OH, YOU IMBECILES! [sobs hysterically]
Jasper: [dismissively] Ah, shaddup!
Jasper: [dismissively] Ah, shaddup!
General Mandible: Cutter, what are you doing?
Colonel Cutter: Something I should have done a long time ago. This is for the good of the colony, sir. [extends his hand to Z's arm and helps him out of the hole]
Mandible: You useless, ungrateful maggot! I am the colony!
Colonel Cutter: Something I should have done a long time ago. This is for the good of the colony, sir. [extends his hand to Z's arm and helps him out of the hole]
Mandible: You useless, ungrateful maggot! I am the colony!
— Antz
"Well, I have to hand it to you, you're a bigger pain in the neck than I ever would have thought possible! I consider myself an even-tempered man; it takes a lot to get under my skin. But congratulations — you just won the solid gold kewpie doll!"
— Commander Lyle Tiberius Rourke as he fights Milo James Thatch, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
No! No! I'm not the Crimson Paw! Sh-She's the Crimson Paw! She's the Paw! I'M THE FLOWER OF GOODNESS! NO!!
— Professor Rupert Marmalade IV, The Bad Guys (2022)
"Touch that box... and I'll tear you apart."
— Steele, Balto
Joker: [gets kneed in the groin by Terry McGinnis] What are you doing?!
Terry: Fighting dirty.
Joker: The real Batman would never— [Terry digs his knee deeper.] AUGH...!
Terry: Told you you didn't know me. [knocks the Joker backwards]
Joker: [smugly] Funny guy...
Terry: Can't say the same for you.
Joker: [tries throwing a punch at Terry, misses and runs into a desk] Impudent brat. Who do you think you're talking to?
Terry: Not a comedian, I'll tell you that.
Joker: Shut your mouth! [grabs a laser pistol off the desk and shoots at Terry, who dodges and flies up the rafters]
Terry: The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. [tosses a Batarang to knock Joker's gun out of his hand]
Joker: [nursing his hand] Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!
Terry: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. [uses another Batarang to hit the power switch so that Joker can't see him] The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.
Joker: [looking around frantically] I'm not hearing this...
Terry: Get a clue, clowny! Bruce's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape. Not that you ever had a good joke.
Joker: [really getting irate] Shut up... shut up! [goes for the metal door that Terry broke earlier, trying to open it unsuccessfully]
Terry: I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers — lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!
Joker: Show yourself!
Terry: You make me laugh, but only because I think you're kinda pathetic. [starts to laugh in an almost sarcastic manner]
Joker: Stop that!
Terry: So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached, and decided to become a supervillain. What, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown? [continues to laugh at Joker, who goes for a nearby box and grabs a pair of grenades]
Joker: Don't you dare laugh at me!
Terry: [still laughing, louder than ever] Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh!
Joker: YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!!! [hurls the grenades, which explode and knock Terry out of the rafters]
Terry: Fighting dirty.
Joker: The real Batman would never— [Terry digs his knee deeper.] AUGH...!
Terry: Told you you didn't know me. [knocks the Joker backwards]
Joker: [smugly] Funny guy...
Terry: Can't say the same for you.
Joker: [tries throwing a punch at Terry, misses and runs into a desk] Impudent brat. Who do you think you're talking to?
Terry: Not a comedian, I'll tell you that.
Joker: Shut your mouth! [grabs a laser pistol off the desk and shoots at Terry, who dodges and flies up the rafters]
Terry: The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. [tosses a Batarang to knock Joker's gun out of his hand]
Joker: [nursing his hand] Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!
Terry: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. [uses another Batarang to hit the power switch so that Joker can't see him] The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.
Joker: [looking around frantically] I'm not hearing this...
Terry: Get a clue, clowny! Bruce's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape. Not that you ever had a good joke.
Joker: [really getting irate] Shut up... shut up! [goes for the metal door that Terry broke earlier, trying to open it unsuccessfully]
Terry: I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers — lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!
Joker: Show yourself!
Terry: You make me laugh, but only because I think you're kinda pathetic. [starts to laugh in an almost sarcastic manner]
Joker: Stop that!
Terry: So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached, and decided to become a supervillain. What, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown? [continues to laugh at Joker, who goes for a nearby box and grabs a pair of grenades]
Joker: Don't you dare laugh at me!
Terry: [still laughing, louder than ever] Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh!
Joker: YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!!! [hurls the grenades, which explode and knock Terry out of the rafters]
Riddler: I repeat; what do you think of me now?
Batman: That you're the same insecure C-lister that you were before you went into the Lazarus Pit.
Riddler: Big talk from a dead man!
Batman: You tell riddles a fifth-grader could solve, you call yourself the Riddler. The sheer lack of imagination is staggering.
Riddler: You take that back!
Batman: A one-gimmick hack, the joke of the underworld!
Riddler: Damn you! Shut up!
Batman: That you're the same insecure C-lister that you were before you went into the Lazarus Pit.
Riddler: Big talk from a dead man!
Batman: You tell riddles a fifth-grader could solve, you call yourself the Riddler. The sheer lack of imagination is staggering.
Riddler: You take that back!
Batman: A one-gimmick hack, the joke of the underworld!
Riddler: Damn you! Shut up!
"I went crazy. And I'm smart enough to admit it. Why can't you? By clinging to reality, you're denying the reality of the situation. I mean, do you ever think about how many times we've come close to World War III over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Silly goose, it's all a joke — everything anybody's ever valued or struggled for, it's monstrous. Why can't you see the funny side? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?!"
— The Joker, Batman: The Killing Joke
"I'll have Belle for my wife ! Make no mistake about that!"
— Gaston, Beauty and the Beast
Belle: I know he looks vicious, but he's really kind and gentle. He's my friend.
Gaston: If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for this monster.
Belle: He's no monster, Gaston. You are!
Gaston: She's as crazy as the old man! The beast will make off with your children! He'll come after them in the night!
Belle: No!
Gaston: We're not safe till his head is mounted on my wall! I say we KILL THE BEAST!
Gaston: If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for this monster.
Belle: He's no monster, Gaston. You are!
Gaston: She's as crazy as the old man! The beast will make off with your children! He'll come after them in the night!
Belle: No!
Gaston: We're not safe till his head is mounted on my wall! I say we KILL THE BEAST!
"So, Beast gets girl, and it's a happy ending for everyone. Enchantment lifted... and Forte fades into the background. No longer important... no longer needed. I THINK NOT!"
— Maestro Forte, Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
"Get up! Come alive! GET UP, YOU FOOLS! KILLLL!"
— The Horned King, The Black Cauldron
"You've interfered for the last time! NOW, PIG-KEEPER, YOU SHALL DIE!"
— The Horned King, The Black Cauldron
"NO! YOU'LL NOT HAVE ME! MY POWER CANNOT DIE! CURSE YOU!"
— The Horned King, The Black Cauldron, as he's being sucked into the titular cauldron
Hopper: [raging at a seemingly cowering Flik] YOU THINK IT'S OVER?!
Flik: No, no, no! No, I-I can explain!
Hopper: All your little stunt did was buy them time!
Flik: No, please! Please, Hopper!
Hopper: I'll get more grasshoppers and be back next season, but you won't!
Flik: No, no, no! No, I-I can explain!
Hopper: All your little stunt did was buy them time!
Flik: No, please! Please, Hopper!
Hopper: I'll get more grasshoppers and be back next season, but you won't!
"NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! DON'T LEAVE ME!! I'LL DIE WITHOUT YOU!!!"
— The Other Mother, Coraline
Barkis Bittern: That's it. We're going to take whatever money we can and get out of here.
Victoria Everglot: Money? What money?
Bittern: Your dowry. It's my right!
Victoria: My parents don't have any money. It's my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse.
Bittern: The... the poorhouse?! [grabs and shakes Victoria] You're lying. It isn't true. Tell me that you're lying!
Victoria: Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis? [squirms out of Barkis's arms] Well, perhaps in disappointment we are perfectly matched!
[later, during Victor and Victoria's wedding]
Bittern: Oh, how touching. [sniffs] I always cry at weddings. Our young lovers together at last. Surely now they can live happily ever after. But you forget... [grabs Victoria] she's still my wife! I'll not leave here empty-handed!
Victoria Everglot: Money? What money?
Bittern: Your dowry. It's my right!
Victoria: My parents don't have any money. It's my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse.
Bittern: The... the poorhouse?! [grabs and shakes Victoria] You're lying. It isn't true. Tell me that you're lying!
Victoria: Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis? [squirms out of Barkis's arms] Well, perhaps in disappointment we are perfectly matched!
[later, during Victor and Victoria's wedding]
Bittern: Oh, how touching. [sniffs] I always cry at weddings. Our young lovers together at last. Surely now they can live happily ever after. But you forget... [grabs Victoria] she's still my wife! I'll not leave here empty-handed!
"Do not question the princess! She left me in charge, and I will not hesitate to protect Arendelle from treason!"
— Prince Hans, Frozen (2013)
"Anna?! B-but... she froze your heart!"
— Prince Hans, Frozen (2013)
Duke of Weselton: This is unacceptable! I am a victim of fear! I've been traumatized! [feigns illness] Ah... my neck hurts... Is there a doctor that I can see? [sees no one falling for his deception] No, I DEMAND TO SEE THE QUEEN!
Kai: Oh, I have a message from the Queen: Arendelle will henceforth and forever no longer do business of any sort... with Weaseltown.
Duke of Weselton: WESELTON! IT'S WESELTON!
Kai: Oh, I have a message from the Queen: Arendelle will henceforth and forever no longer do business of any sort... with Weaseltown.
Duke of Weselton: WESELTON! IT'S WESELTON!
Baroness: And you botched our desert campaign!
Destro: We had won, but you countermanded my order!
Baroness: Your meddling brought us defeat, again and again and again!
Dr. Mindbender: You're not just a fool; you're Cobra's curse!
Xamot: Inept!
Tomax: Insufficient!
Tomax and Xamot: Inexcusable!
Cobra Commander: UNSUBSTANTIATED FANTASY!!! LIES!!!! LIES!!!! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEES!!!!!!!
Destro: We had won, but you countermanded my order!
Baroness: Your meddling brought us defeat, again and again and again!
Dr. Mindbender: You're not just a fool; you're Cobra's curse!
Xamot: Inept!
Tomax: Insufficient!
Tomax and Xamot: Inexcusable!
Cobra Commander: UNSUBSTANTIATED FANTASY!!! LIES!!!! LIES!!!! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEES!!!!!!!
"There is no escape this time, Basil!"
— Ratigan, The Great Mouse Detective
'"Would you kindly sit down and SHUT UP ?!'"
— Ratigan, The Great Mouse Detective
"I am about to rearrange the cosmos... and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is waltzing around IN THE WOODS!"
— Hades, Hercules
"I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke... and you... are wearing... HIS MERCHANDISE?!"
— Hades, Hercules
"We were so CLOSE! So close, but we trip at the finish line! Why? Because our little nut, Meg had to go all noble!"
— Hades, Hercules
Hades: This is... This is impossible! You can't be alive! You'd have to be a...
Pain and Panic: A GOD?
Hades: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!! Hercules, stop! You can't do this to me! You can't— [Hercules punches him in the face] Okay, well, I deserved that.
Pain and Panic: A GOD?
Hades: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!! Hercules, stop! You can't do this to me! You can't— [Hercules punches him in the face] Okay, well, I deserved that.
— Hercules
Frollo: I should have known that you'd risk your life to save that gypsy witch, just as your own mother died trying to save you.
Quasimodo: [realizing that Frollo killed his mother] What?!
Frollo: Now I'm going to do what I should have done TWENTY YEARS AGO! [later on, as Frollo has Quasimodo and Esmeralda where he wants them] And He shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!
Quasimodo: [realizing that Frollo killed his mother] What?!
Frollo: Now I'm going to do what I should have done TWENTY YEARS AGO! [later on, as Frollo has Quasimodo and Esmeralda where he wants them] And He shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!
Nautilus Sailor: [through radio] This is Nautilus, standing by.
Kent Mansley: [snatches radio; screaming] LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOW!
[Nautilus captain pushes the red button, launching the missile up to the sky]
General Rogard: [grabs Kent by his trench coat] That missile is targeted to the Giant's CURRENT POSITION! WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!
Mansley: [sees Giant standing behind him] Wha—? Ohhh... W-W-We can duck and cover! There's a fallout shelter right there. If we hur—
Rogard: There's no way to survive this, you idiot!
Mansley: You mean... we're all going to—?
Rogard: To die, Mansley. For our country.
Mansley: Screw our country! I wanna live!
Kent Mansley: [snatches radio; screaming] LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOW!
[Nautilus captain pushes the red button, launching the missile up to the sky]
General Rogard: [grabs Kent by his trench coat] That missile is targeted to the Giant's CURRENT POSITION! WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!
Mansley: [sees Giant standing behind him] Wha—? Ohhh... W-W-We can duck and cover! There's a fallout shelter right there. If we hur—
Rogard: There's no way to survive this, you idiot!
Mansley: You mean... we're all going to—?
Rogard: To die, Mansley. For our country.
Mansley: Screw our country! I wanna live!
Shen: Why aren't we firing?!
Boss Wolf: They're taking all gunmen, sir. And getting close!
Shen: Fire! FIRE AT THEM!
Boss Wolf: But sir, we'll kill our own!
Shen: I said fire at them! FIRE!
Boss Wolf: [throws torch away] ...No.
[Shen stabs Boss Wolf]
Boss Wolf: They're taking all gunmen, sir. And getting close!
Shen: Fire! FIRE AT THEM!
Boss Wolf: But sir, we'll kill our own!
Shen: I said fire at them! FIRE!
Boss Wolf: [throws torch away] ...No.
[Shen stabs Boss Wolf]
Simba: You can't win, Scar!!!
Scar: THIS IS MY KINGDOM!!!! MY DESTINY!!!!!!
Scar: THIS IS MY KINGDOM!!!! MY DESTINY!!!!!!
"I hope you're happy, Sullivan. You've destroyed this company! Monsters Incorporated is dead! Where will everyone get their scream now?! The energy crisis will only get worse — because of YOU!"
— Henry J. Waternoose, Monsters, Inc.
Queen Victoria: You'll swing for this! Curse you! And after you've done swinging, I'll chop your head off! I'll put it in a cannon and fire it into the sun!
Pirate with Scarf: Does that mean he's not pardoned anymore?
Victoria: PARDONED?! You'll be outlawed across the globe! There'll be a higher price on your head than any pirate before you! The whole world will know your name!
Pirate with Scarf: Does that mean he's not pardoned anymore?
Victoria: PARDONED?! You'll be outlawed across the globe! There'll be a higher price on your head than any pirate before you! The whole world will know your name!
"On my word, Brother, I'm not finished! I'll never be finished until that crown is On! My! Head!"
— Robert the Terrible The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
"NOOOOOOOOOO! Stop! Cease! Desist! Do not continue with your ramblings, for MY ramblings are the ramblings to be obeyed, for I am the king, supreme leader and all-around dictator! Don't — you — see? All you monkeys are my plan, so your plans are my plans because you make plans and my plan was to make you! I plan to rule the planet! NOT to have my plans plan to stop ME! I AM YOUR CREATOR! I AM YOUR KING! I AM MOJO JOJO! OBEY MEEEEEEE!"
— Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls Movie
Dr. Facilier: No... NO! [screams] How am I ever gonna pay back my debt?! [The Friends appear] ...Frieeeeends!
The Friends: ARE YOU READY?
Facilier: No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I've got lots more plans!
Friends: ARE YOU READY?
Facilier: This is just a minor setback in a major operation! Soon as I whip up another spell, we'll be back in business! I still got that froggy prince locked away! I just need a little bit more time! No, no, please, I... AAAAAAGH! [the Friends drag Faciler by his shadow towards a portal] Just a little more time!!! I promise I'll pay y'all back! I PROMISE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
The Friends: ARE YOU READY?
Facilier: No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I've got lots more plans!
Friends: ARE YOU READY?
Facilier: This is just a minor setback in a major operation! Soon as I whip up another spell, we'll be back in business! I still got that froggy prince locked away! I just need a little bit more time! No, no, please, I... AAAAAAGH! [the Friends drag Faciler by his shadow towards a portal] Just a little more time!!! I promise I'll pay y'all back! I PROMISE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
"¡¿Por qué diablos fui a jugar con mi comida?!note UGGGGGH! You're ruining this for me!"
— The Wolf/Death, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! I MEAN, WHAT SPECIFICALLY?!"
— "Big" Jack Horner, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
"I've had just about enough of your childish games!"
— Captain Hook, Return To Never Land
Krang One: You! You ruined everything! And now, my wrath will be reserved for you alone.
[He starts beating Leo]
Krang One: You think you've won, you wretched. Little. Pest!?!
[He crashes Leo through the remains of an asteroid they're on. Beaten, bloodied, and almost close to death, Leo opens his hand to reveal a photo of his family. A tear drips down his face as he smiles.]
Krang One: Wipe that grin off your face!
[He starts beating Leo]
Krang One: You think you've won, you wretched. Little. Pest!?!
[He crashes Leo through the remains of an asteroid they're on. Beaten, bloodied, and almost close to death, Leo opens his hand to reveal a photo of his family. A tear drips down his face as he smiles.]
Krang One: Wipe that grin off your face!
Sheriff of Nottingham: [inadvertently offending Prince John for his singing "The Phony King of England"] But-But Sire, it's a big hit. The whole village is singing it.
Prince John: Oh, they are, are they? Well, they'll all be singing a different tune. Double the taxes! Triple the taxes! [he grabs Sir Hiss by the neck] SQUEEEEEEEZE EVERY LAST DROP from those insolent musical... peasants.
Prince John: Oh, they are, are they? Well, they'll all be singing a different tune. Double the taxes! Triple the taxes! [he grabs Sir Hiss by the neck] SQUEEEEEEEZE EVERY LAST DROP from those insolent musical... peasants.
Sir Hiss: [to Prince John] I tried to tell you, but no, no, no, you wouldn't listen. Your traps just never work. And now look what you've done to your mother's castle.
Prince John: AAAAAGH!!! [gulps] Mommy! [he sucks his thumb as he always does, then loses his temper and chases after Sir Hiss through the castle, trying to beat him with a stick]
Sir Hiss: AAH! OOH!
Prince John: Hold still...
Sir Hiss: Sire, no!
Prince John: You cowardly cobra!
Sir Hiss: Please! Oh, no!
Prince John: Procrastinating python! Nomomomom!
Sir Hiss: Mercy!
Prince John: Aggravating asp!
Sir Hiss: Save me! Oooooh!
Prince John: You eel in snake's clothing!
Sir Hiss: [fleeing for his life] Help! He's gone stark raving MAAAAAAAD!
Prince John: AAAAAGH!!! [gulps] Mommy! [he sucks his thumb as he always does, then loses his temper and chases after Sir Hiss through the castle, trying to beat him with a stick]
Sir Hiss: AAH! OOH!
Prince John: Hold still...
Sir Hiss: Sire, no!
Prince John: You cowardly cobra!
Sir Hiss: Please! Oh, no!
Prince John: Procrastinating python! Nomomomom!
Sir Hiss: Mercy!
Prince John: Aggravating asp!
Sir Hiss: Save me! Oooooh!
Prince John: You eel in snake's clothing!
Sir Hiss: [fleeing for his life] Help! He's gone stark raving MAAAAAAAD!
"You! WILL! SING!"
— Mok, Rock and Rule
Zip: Boss! Are you okay?
Mok: She can sing, or... she can SCREAM! But she still pissed me off.
Mok: She can sing, or... she can SCREAM! But she still pissed me off.
— Rock and Rule, Canadian version
"Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! Get them both! This hocus-pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! [puts on his crown] See? See?! [...] I'll make you regret the day we met. I'll see you drawn and quartered! You'll beg for death to save you! And as for you, my wife, I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! I'm king! I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have — [Donkey and the dragon show up, and the dragon leans down to eat Farquaad] Aaaah! Aah!"
— Lord Farquaad, Shrek
"I told you ogres don't live HAPPILY EVER AFTER!"
— Fairy Godmother, Shrek 2
"There's a couple of things they don't teach you in Harvard Business School. One is how to cope with defeat, the other is how to handle a shotgun. I'm going to do both right now."
— Russ Cargill, The Simpsons Movie
Jimmy Crystal: Well, I've got you now, you lowlife little loser!
Buster Moon: No, sir. I'm not a loser. We did what we came here to do. And there's nothing you can do or say to change that.
Jimmy: [chuckles] Oh, I can do whatever I want.
Buster Moon: No, sir. I'm not a loser. We did what we came here to do. And there's nothing you can do or say to change that.
Jimmy: [chuckles] Oh, I can do whatever I want.
— Sing 2
"The real Spider-Man couldn't even beat me! You're nothing! You took my family. And now, I'm gonna make sure you never see yours again."
— The Kingpin, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
"MARIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! You want this?! YOU RUINED MY WEDDING!!!! I WAS FINALLY GOING TO BE HAPPY!!! Now you will suffer... LIKE ME!!!!!!! You really thought you could stop me?! You worthless, weak little nothing! COME OUT AND FIGHT! Or are you too scared!?"
— Bowser, The Super Mario Bros. Movie
"I don't believe it! He isn't human!"
"You want me to be the bad guy? Fine — now I'm the bad guy..."
— Mother Gothel, Tangled
"What have you done?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
— Mother Gothel, Tangled
"Hiding, are we?! Good! I could use a challenge, because after I get rid of you, rounding up your little ape family WILL BE ALL TOO EASY!"
— Clayton, Tarzan
"You heathen brats! You've destroyed my holy temple! You've robbed me of my destiny. You will die! You cannot harm— [cut off by Beast Boy smashing him into the ground, then throwing him to Blue Beetle, who blasts him back, then is thrown back in the direction of Blue Beetle again by Beast Boy charging into him in the form of a ram] No... You stay away from me! You demon filth!"
— Brother Blood, Teen Titans: The Judas Contract
"FAIR?! I'll tell you what's not fair: spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally, my waiting has paid off! And no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!"
— Stinky Pete, Toy Story 2
"What? You want your mommy back? She never loved you! Don't be such a BABY! [smashes Big Baby's tag with his mallet, causing Big Baby to start crying] Push 'em in! All of 'em! [Lotso's minions are shocked by his increasing abrasiveness] This is what happens when you dummies try to think! [violently jabs Big Baby in the stomach with his mallet] We're all just trash waiting to be thrown away! That's all a toy is!"
— Lotso, Toy Story 3
"Destiny... you cannot destroy... my... DESTINY—!"
— Unicron, The Transformers: The Movie
Victor Quartermaine: Get your hairy mitts off my future wife, you big brute!
Lady Tottington: No, Victor! You don't understand! The hunt is off! We made a terrible mistake!
Quartermaine: Oh, no, you commissioned me to rid you of Pesto, and that's just what I intend to do! Oop! [covers his mouth as he realizes what he just said]
Tottington: "Pesto"...? Why, you... you knew it was Wallace all along!
Quartermaine: Argh... Oh, alright! So what if it is that blithering idiot? No one will ever believe you! And if I can't have your money, I can still bag your bunny!
Lady Tottington: No, Victor! You don't understand! The hunt is off! We made a terrible mistake!
Quartermaine: Oh, no, you commissioned me to rid you of Pesto, and that's just what I intend to do! Oop! [covers his mouth as he realizes what he just said]
Tottington: "Pesto"...? Why, you... you knew it was Wallace all along!
Quartermaine: Argh... Oh, alright! So what if it is that blithering idiot? No one will ever believe you! And if I can't have your money, I can still bag your bunny!
"NO! Potty poo!"
— Victor Quartermaine after Gromit blocking the bullet meant for Wallace with his plane, Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
"I'm Turbo! The greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!"
— King Candy/Turbo to Vanellope, Wreck-It Ralph
"There you are, my little Glovey-dovey. Go get thee hends and destroy yon upstarts, SMASH THEM! SQUASH THEM! CRASH THEM! Oblue-terate them!"
— Chief Blue Meanie, Yellow Submarine
Literature
For the first time in his life, Razim felt the full force of his emotions as they rushed in, overwhelming him. Fury. Despair. He was out of control, unable to believe what had just occurred, that everything he had planned — so carefully, so brilliantly — had been suddenly taken away from him.
— Alex Rider: Scorpia Rising
It was around nine in the morning on Saturday that the Yeerk first took over my body and brain.
By Monday evening, when the sun went down, he was growing distracted, unable to concentrate clearly.
By the time the moon rose in a newly clear, starry sky, he was weak with hunger. His slug body cried out for Kandrona rays the way a human would cry for food or water.
I could feel his arrogance evaporate. I could feel his despair. He still had fantasies of being rescued. But he couldn't make those fantasies end very well. Even if he was rescued, he would no longer be the big hero who had destroyed the Animorphs.
By Monday evening, when the sun went down, he was growing distracted, unable to concentrate clearly.
By the time the moon rose in a newly clear, starry sky, he was weak with hunger. His slug body cried out for Kandrona rays the way a human would cry for food or water.
I could feel his arrogance evaporate. I could feel his despair. He still had fantasies of being rescued. But he couldn't make those fantasies end very well. Even if he was rescued, he would no longer be the big hero who had destroyed the Animorphs.
— Animorphs #6: The Capture
Fernand: Now— now— I am aware you know me. But I know you not, adventurer, sewn up in gold and jewelry. You have called yourself at Paris the Count of Monte Cristo. In Italy, Sinbad the Sailor. In Malta I forget what. But it is your real name I want to know. In the midst of your hundred names, that I may pronounce it when we meet to fight, at the moment I plunge my sword through your heart.
Edmond: [...] Fernand... of my hundred names I need only tell you one to overwhelm you. But you guess it now, do you not? Or rather you remember it. For none withstanding all my sorrows and my tortures, I show you a face which the happiness of revenge makes young again. A face you must often have seen in your dreams since your marriage with Mercedes— my betrothed.
Fernand: [in horror] Edmond Dantes!
Edmond: [...] Fernand... of my hundred names I need only tell you one to overwhelm you. But you guess it now, do you not? Or rather you remember it. For none withstanding all my sorrows and my tortures, I show you a face which the happiness of revenge makes young again. A face you must often have seen in your dreams since your marriage with Mercedes— my betrothed.
Fernand: [in horror] Edmond Dantes!
"Cattle. You are c-cattle."
— Duchess Arianna Ortega, The Dresden Files: Changes
"YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!"
— Honey Perkins, Fear Street: The Best Friend 2
Flegel: Open a comm line! Call you to that blonde brat!
Schmaucer: What do you plan to do?
Flegel: Challenge him to single ship combat!
Schmaucer: One ship?
Flegel: Yes. Even if we have lost our strength, if we can get him, it will be worth it.
Comms Officer: It’s no use. They’re not accepting any massage other than unconditional surrender.
Flegel: That coward...WELL IF THAT’S WHAT HE WANTS, THEN HE CAN HAVE IT THAT WAY! Then try the Gale Wolf Mittermeyer, Bewitching Eye Reuenthal, or even Bittenfield and his Black Lancers! Maybe we can provoke them into fighting with us!
Schmaucer: Enough already. What’s the point in fighting them? Why don’t we just flee and lucky that we’re alive?
Flegel: SHUT UP! I HAVE NO LOVE FOR LIFE! I would rather die in mortal combat against a famous enemy, bringing a magnificent end to the Goldenbaum Dynasty and its high nobles!
Flegel: What was that...BASTARD- [gets gunned down by the other crew]
— Legend of the Galactic Heroes, the fall of one of the many High Nobles in the Imperial Civil War.
No! I am saying the child's birth will seriously inconvenience me! I do not appreciate being inconvenienced!
— Death about its plan, Final Destination: Looks Could Kill
"You ruined it! You ruined it all! Our glorious future, drowned in a tide of shit! I'll kill you! In the name of Tzeentch, I'll..."
— Ward Captain Adelbert Wissen, Gotrek & Felix: Manslayer
Thanquol: My nemeses. At last I have you in my claws. At last you will pay for all the indignities you have heaped upon me. Horribly, you will die, yes-yes, but slowly, slowly. First, you will pay for all the long years I have suffered by your cruel schemes. For every defeat, a snip-cut. For every setback, a blood-bruise. For every misery, a bone break. You will beg-beg for mercy, my nemeses — but to no avail.
Felix: But... But, who are you?
Thanquol: You... you know me not?
Gotrek: They all look alike to me.
Thanquol: Madness! Madness! Can it be possible that you do not remember me? Can it be possible that you have masterminded my failure-fall by accident? Did you not destroy my works in the Nuln warren, oh those many years gone by? Kill-killing my plague priests, burn-smashing my gutter runners and my engineers, killing even my first gift of Moulder? Close-close I came to killing you then, in the brood queen's burrow. But for that cursed man-mage, my torment would have ended before it had begun! [...] Did you not then follow me north, foiling my every attempt to capture the earth diggers' flying machine? Did you not twist-taint my servant-slave and turn him against me when you flew to the Wastes? Did you not rip-take the machine from me when my magic had it in its grip? Impossible! Impossible that you do not know me! Impossible that all is by chance! My whole life! My whole life!
Felix: But... But, who are you?
Thanquol: You... you know me not?
Gotrek: They all look alike to me.
Thanquol: Madness! Madness! Can it be possible that you do not remember me? Can it be possible that you have masterminded my failure-fall by accident? Did you not destroy my works in the Nuln warren, oh those many years gone by? Kill-killing my plague priests, burn-smashing my gutter runners and my engineers, killing even my first gift of Moulder? Close-close I came to killing you then, in the brood queen's burrow. But for that cursed man-mage, my torment would have ended before it had begun! [...] Did you not then follow me north, foiling my every attempt to capture the earth diggers' flying machine? Did you not twist-taint my servant-slave and turn him against me when you flew to the Wastes? Did you not rip-take the machine from me when my magic had it in its grip? Impossible! Impossible that you do not know me! Impossible that all is by chance! My whole life! My whole life!
— Thanquol finds out that his most hated foes have no idea of who he is, Gotrek & Felix: Elfslayer
"He lives! NOOOO no no no no no it cannot BE! Not HIM! Not again! Not like this! Always the same! I want him dead! Dead dead! AAAAAAGH!"
— Thanquol responds to realizing that Gotrek is still alive, Gotrek & Felix: Realmslayer
"Fools! Did you think I would be so easily deterred? I made the mistake of trusting your kind before. Never again! Betrayal! This place is mine! I am the Ark!"
— 000 Tragic Solitude, Halo: Hunters in the Dark
"You had no right to do this! You mewling, ignorant animals! How dare you ruin it all? You are our pawns! This is Signus Daemonicus, our beachhead, our war-ground! And here you do as we bid! The pieces upon the board have no right to rebel! You take what we give, you adore it—"
— Kyriss, Horus Heresy: Fear to Tread
Erebus: The trap at Signus has failed! The Blood Angels should be at our banner. Sanguinius should be kneeling before you, bathed in blood and broken. Instead, this remnant is all we have to show for our effort! So much had been put into the construction of the cults and the blood fanes. We needed that Legion. We would have that Legion, if you had not intervened.
Horus Lupercal: You think I was wrong? Please, speak plainly Erebus. I would have it no other way.
Erebus: You broke the pattern. You disrupted the flow by offering skulls to the Bloodthirster, all because you did not wish the Angel to stand among us! You did not want a rival in our ranks! The Blood Angels walk the scarlet path, but now they will never be ours. The Ruinous Powers will not be pleased.
Horus Lupercal: You think I was wrong? Please, speak plainly Erebus. I would have it no other way.
Erebus: You broke the pattern. You disrupted the flow by offering skulls to the Bloodthirster, all because you did not wish the Angel to stand among us! You did not want a rival in our ranks! The Blood Angels walk the scarlet path, but now they will never be ours. The Ruinous Powers will not be pleased.
— Horus Heresy: Fear to Tread
"I am not merely taunting you, I am depriving you of your last tatters of hope and courage in order to break you down."
"No. NO! This is incomprehensible! I am Nicol Bolas! This does not happen to me!"
— Nicol Bolas, Magic: The Gathering: War of the Spark: Ravnica
"All that effort, wasted. Hiding an Allomancer in Cett's hirelings so that you would suspect him of attacking you at the Assembly. Forcing you to fight in front of Elend so that he'd be intimidated by you. Pushing you to explore your powers and kill so that you'd realize just how powerful you truly are. All wasted! You. Were. Supposed. To. Save me!"
— Zane Venture, Mistborn: The Original Trilogy: The Well of Ascension
It was as if the lid had been pulled off something dark and writhing: a piece of derangement and fury and utter viciousness; and, in a time of scary things, it was the most frightening thing Richard had ever seen. The angel's serene beauty cracked; its eyes flashed; and it screamed at them, crazy-scary and uncontrolled, utterly certain in its righteousness, "They deserved it!"
"When I am off this cursed bed, I'll have such revenge as never man had yet. By God, I will! Accident favouring him, he has marked me for a week or two, but I'll put a mark on him that he shall carry to his grave. I'll slit his nose and ears — flog him — maim him for life. I'll do more than that; I'll drag that pattern of chastity, that pink of prudery, the delicate sister, through...!"
— Sir Mulberry Hawk, Nicholas Nickleby
"No. Unacceptable. Simply unacceptable. No. No. No."
— Dark Mechanicum Techpriest Deltrian, Night Lords
Saint Dane: There is still hope! Still time. Perhaps I have been too resolute. Yes, too arrogant. I can admit that. There is a better way. We can build a better Halla. All of us. Together. That was always my goal. [the assembled Travelers look on in silence; Dane hobbles over to Press] We have been friends. You know I only meant well.
Uncle Press: Perhaps. At one time.
Saint Dane: We can bring that back! That spirit! It can be as it once was. It can! I was only trying to help the people of Halla. You know that. [met with silence, he turns to Bobby] Pendragon. My adversary. We are not so different, you and I. We both want what is best for Halla; we just come at it from different perspectives. Think. Think, Bobby. Together, you and I embody exactly what Solara is about. There is no right and wrong, there is only balance. Together, you and I, we can restore that balance and heal the wounds.
Bobby Pendragon: You mean the wounds that you inflicted?
Saint Dane: [crying] It wasn't supposed to happen this way. I made mistakes. I was weak. I was seduced by my own vision. You of all people should understand that. You know that Halla is imperfect, and I am the embodiment of Halla. Forgive me. Please. Save me.
Bobby Pendragon: I can't.
Saint Dane: Why? Why can't you?
Bobby Pendragon: Because this is the way it was meant to be.
Uncle Press: Perhaps. At one time.
Saint Dane: We can bring that back! That spirit! It can be as it once was. It can! I was only trying to help the people of Halla. You know that. [met with silence, he turns to Bobby] Pendragon. My adversary. We are not so different, you and I. We both want what is best for Halla; we just come at it from different perspectives. Think. Think, Bobby. Together, you and I embody exactly what Solara is about. There is no right and wrong, there is only balance. Together, you and I, we can restore that balance and heal the wounds.
Bobby Pendragon: You mean the wounds that you inflicted?
Saint Dane: [crying] It wasn't supposed to happen this way. I made mistakes. I was weak. I was seduced by my own vision. You of all people should understand that. You know that Halla is imperfect, and I am the embodiment of Halla. Forgive me. Please. Save me.
Bobby Pendragon: I can't.
Saint Dane: Why? Why can't you?
Bobby Pendragon: Because this is the way it was meant to be.
— The Pendragon Adventure: The Soldiers of Halla
"You force me? You shall not defy me!"
"Mustn't happen! Oh no, mustn't happen! No, it won't be allowed! [...] I WIN! NOT TOO LATE! I WIN! NOT TOO LATE! NOT TOO LATE! NOT—"
— The Overlook Hotel, via Jack Torrance, The Shining
"What is his plan? What is his plan? [...] He brings in Chiss warships to attack me. He goads the Vaks into conspiring with them against me. What is his purpose? What is his goal? What is his plan?"
— Yiv the Benevolent, Star Wars: Thrawn Ascendancy: Chaos Rising
"Up, down, up, down. He thinks I'm a fishing lure. I'm not, Ophim. I'm not!"
— Belkor Dray reacts to having lost everything by talking with the rotting corpse of the pilot he recently shot, Star Wars: Lords of the Sith
"If I can't have this world, then nobody can. Not the New Republic. Not the Wookiees. Certainly not the Empire."
— Grand Moff Lozen Tolruck, Star Wars: Aftermath: Life Debt
"The Academy was my life's work. I was good at it. The best of the Empire came out of Arkanis. The very best. And now what?"
— Commandant Brendol Hux, Star Wars: Aftermath: Life Debt
"Unthinkable. Unthinka—"
— Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin's final thoughts, Star Wars: Death Star
"They told me I was a liar! They told me I was wrong! Szeth-son-son-Vallano... Truthless. They named me Truthless!"
— Szeth-son-son-Vallano, The Stormlight Archive: Words of Radiance
Amaram: Anyone would have done what I did, even Dalinar himself.
Kaladin: Didn't you tell me you'd given up that grief?
Amaram: Yes! I am beyond guilt!
Kaladin: Then why do you still hurt? [Amaram flinches] Murderer. You've switched sides to find peace, Amaram. But you won't have it. He'll never give it to you.
Amaram: Everything I've done, I've done for Alethkar. I'm a patriot!
Kaladin: If that's true, why do you still hurt?
Kaladin: Didn't you tell me you'd given up that grief?
Amaram: Yes! I am beyond guilt!
Kaladin: Then why do you still hurt? [Amaram flinches] Murderer. You've switched sides to find peace, Amaram. But you won't have it. He'll never give it to you.
Amaram: Everything I've done, I've done for Alethkar. I'm a patriot!
Kaladin: If that's true, why do you still hurt?
"No! No, we killed you! WE KILLED YOU!"
— Odium, The Stormlight Archive: Oathbringer
"Am I the only one seeing this? I didn't say anything when she was made queen. Other nations have queens. But are any of them in this room interrogating a general? It's a disgrace! Dalinar writing? He might as well put on a havah and start painting. We deserve the judgments of the Almighty, after giving the throne to a godless wh—"
— Highprince Ruthar, The Stormlight Archive: Rhythm of War
"What is this? What have you done to her? The sight of you had caused her to rave in madness and—"
"You should not tempt me today, Taravangian! I have lost my champion AGAIN, and now I am bound by an agreement I do not want. How do they know how to move against me? HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME, TARAVANGIAN? Have you been speaking to Sja-anat? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
— Rayse/Odium, The Stormlight Archive: Rhythm of War
"No. No. Nononono. NO! It's impossible. He's dead. I killed him. He can't be doing this. He's not real."
— Lex Luthor, Superman Returns novelization
Oh God! what could I do? I foamed — I raved — I swore! I swung the chair upon which I had been sitting, and grated it upon the boards, but the noise arose over all and continually increased. It grew louder — louder — louder!
And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! — no, no! They heard! — they suspected! — they knew! — they were making a mockery of my horror! — this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those hypocritical smiles no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! and now — again! — hark! louder! louder! louder! louder!
"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! — tear up the planks! here, here! — It is the beating of his hideous heart!"
And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! — no, no! They heard! — they suspected! — they knew! — they were making a mockery of my horror! — this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those hypocritical smiles no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! and now — again! — hark! louder! louder! louder! louder!
"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! — tear up the planks! here, here! — It is the beating of his hideous heart!"
"No. No. No. No! No! I can't vanish! This is my body! I can't vanish!"
— Alison Witzenberg, The Touch of Heaven
"This is a bad thing I'm about to do... But I've done so many bad things this one'll hardly count. It's like... a killing is a big thing, but another killing, that's kind of half the size. You know? So it's like, when you've done twenty killings, they barely notice, on average. But... it's a nice day today, the birds is singing, there's stuff like... kittens and stuff, and the sun is shining off the snow, bringin' the promise of spring to come, with flowers, and fresh grass, and more kittens and hot summer days an' the gentle kiss of the rain and wonderful clean things which you won't ever see if you don't give us what's in that drawer 'cos you'll burn like a torch you double-dealing twisty dried-up cheating son of a bitch!"
— Mr. Pin, The Truth
"Please... I want to live forever!"
— Kasimir de Valtos, Ultramarines: Nightbringer
Mannfred von Carstein: No, I refuse — I will not let you do this — I forbid it!
Nagash: YOU... FORBID? YOU FORBID NOTHING, LITTLE FLEA. YOU SIMPLY SERVE.
Mannfred von Carstein: Then you don't need him! You have me. I have always been loyal to you! I brought you back –- me, not him!
Nagash: YOU... FORBID? YOU FORBID NOTHING, LITTLE FLEA. YOU SIMPLY SERVE.
Mannfred von Carstein: Then you don't need him! You have me. I have always been loyal to you! I brought you back –- me, not him!
— Mannfred von Carstein reacts to the imminent resurrection of Vlad von Carstein, Warhammer: The End Times: The Return of Nagash
"This is wrong. This isn't..."
— Moridin when Rand al'Thor wrests control of his Tel'aran'rhiod construct and dismisses his importance, The Wheel of Time: A Memory of Light
"I WILL DESTROY! I WILL REND AND BURN! I WILL BRING DARKNESS TO ALL, AND DEATH WILL BE THE TRUMPET I SOUND BEFORE MY ARRIVAL! AND YOU, ADVERSARY... OTHERS MAY ESCAPE, BUT YOU WILL DIE. YOU MUST KNOW THIS."
She rose from her seat, aware of the guards advancing on her, and kicked the television screen, shattering it, amid the protests and swearing of her fellow inmates.
A second later, they were tackling her. Two guards at once, forcing her to the ground.
She screamed something so incoherent that even she would have been hard pressed to interpret it.
A second later, they were tackling her. Two guards at once, forcing her to the ground.
She screamed something so incoherent that even she would have been hard pressed to interpret it.
— Shadow Stalker learns the secret identity of Skitter, Worm
Music
Everything was my design!
On this planet, all was mine!
You have taken everything!
You have ruined space and time!
On this planet, all was mine!
You have taken everything!
You have ruined space and time!
Do you have a reason why
You all think you can decide
Whether cattle has the right
To choose if it lives or dies!?
You all think you can decide
Whether cattle has the right
To choose if it lives or dies!?
I've seen fallen gods and kings!
I've been here for everything!
In your planet, slumbering!
In your world, a waking dream!
I've been here for everything!
In your planet, slumbering!
In your world, a waking dream!
Thus you think I have to die!?
You live without knowing why
If this is what you decide,
I shall take back what is mine!
You live without knowing why
If this is what you decide,
I shall take back what is mine!
You think it's strange,
You think that I'm deranged,
You want to stop this scheme?
Demon in pink,
Who can't think what I think,
Why should you be the only one to dream?
You think that I'm deranged,
You want to stop this scheme?
Demon in pink,
Who can't think what I think,
Why should you be the only one to dream?
You're trying again? How cute! Nothing can bind me, humans. nothing. nothing! NOTHIIIIIIIING!
Still, you fight, you yearn for home?
Even when you're all alone?
If you want your home so badly, then very well!
I condemn you, and your land of dreams to Hell!
I'll burn the sky in fire!
Salt the earth, retire!
Your resistance cost you the world you hold dear!
See what now comes from defying my spear!
Even when you're all alone?
If you want your home so badly, then very well!
I condemn you, and your land of dreams to Hell!
I'll burn the sky in fire!
Salt the earth, retire!
Your resistance cost you the world you hold dear!
See what now comes from defying my spear!
Tabletop Games
Elesh Norn: We are beyond your comprehension, beyond your reach! When we have conquered the Multiverse you've held so dear, you will kneel at our feet and bask in the glory of our creation! You will not ruin everything we've achieved. Eons from now you will be forgotten, and we will remain the eternal hierophant, Elesh Norn!
Elspeth: That's just what I mean. You want people to worship Elesh Norn, don't you? Phyrexia doesn't matter to you. It never has. Power's the only thing you care about.
Elesh Norn: You… I hate you!
Elspeth: That's just what I mean. You want people to worship Elesh Norn, don't you? Phyrexia doesn't matter to you. It never has. Power's the only thing you care about.
Elesh Norn: You… I hate you!
— Magic: The Gathering, "March of the Machine Episode 7: Divine Intervention"
Archaon: Karl Franz is a weakling.
Teclis: He is not Karl Franz.
Archaon: What did you say?
Teclis: He is not Karl Franz, not any longer — he is Sigmar. Did you really believe that the Heldenhammer would do nothing as you razed his Empire?
Archaon: SIGMAR IS A LIE!
Teclis: He is not Karl Franz.
Archaon: What did you say?
Teclis: He is not Karl Franz, not any longer — he is Sigmar. Did you really believe that the Heldenhammer would do nothing as you razed his Empire?
Archaon: SIGMAR IS A LIE!
— Warhammer: The End Times: Archaon
Curses! Just when you've finally managed to bring the whole world under your evil influence some pathetic little Inquisitor goes whining off to the Adeptus Terra about rogue psykers and daemonic possession. I mean, do I look possessed? Well do I? DO I???
— Personal log of Lord Varlak, 995.M41 (during the Purging of Korsk II), Warhammer 40,000
Theatre
"I am going to the Lordy
I am so glad
I am going to the Lordy
I am so glad
I have unified my party!
I have saved my country!
I shall be REMEMBERED!"
I am so glad
I am going to the Lordy
I am so glad
I have unified my party!
I have saved my country!
I shall be REMEMBERED!"
— Charles Guiteau, Assassins, "The Ballad of Guiteau"
"Goody Proctor, there is time yet! Proctor! Proctor!"
— Reverend Samuel Parris, The Crucible
"Please...don't...leave me alone...
You...were...all I could trust...
I...can't...do this alone...
STILL I WILL IF I MUUUUUUST!!!!!"
You...were...all I could trust...
I...can't...do this alone...
STILL I WILL IF I MUUUUUUST!!!!!"
— Jason Dean, Heathers, "Meant To Be Yours"
"Zangara have nothing
No luck, no girl
Zangara no smart, no school
But Zangara no foreign tool
Zangara American!
American nothing!"
No luck, no girl
Zangara no smart, no school
But Zangara no foreign tool
Zangara American!
American nothing!"
— Giuseppe Zangara, Assassins, "How I Saved Roosevelt"
Is the chair empty? Is the sword unswayed?
Is the King dead, the empire unpossessed?
What heir of York is there alive but we?
And who is England’s king but great York’s heir?
Is the King dead, the empire unpossessed?
What heir of York is there alive but we?
And who is England’s king but great York’s heir?
Richard III., Richard III
Phoenix Wright: Mr. Von Karma, you will let us extract this bullet from you. We will compare the ballistic markings with those found on this bullet, and then the truth of this matter will be unravelled, once and for all!
[Manfred Von Karma screams in rage]
Miles Edgeworth: That scream... I've heard that scream before, fifteen years ago, in the elevator! [turns to Manfred] After all those years... after all that time, IT WAS YOU?!?
Manfred Von Karma: Edgeworth... EDGEWORTH! That name will be my CURSE! You... (draws out pistol) I'LL END YOU, JUST LIKE I ENDED YOUR— [bailiff draws out pistol and aims at Manfred; the two are at a standstill]
Phoenix Wright: Well, Your Honor? That sounded an awful lot like a confession to me!
Judge: I'm sorry to say... I have to agree. [Manfred drops his pistol upon realization] The facts line up. The case is completely clear to me. I see no room for misinterpretation of the facts.
Manfred Von Karma: No... NOOO!!!
[Manfred Von Karma screams in rage]
Miles Edgeworth: That scream... I've heard that scream before, fifteen years ago, in the elevator! [turns to Manfred] After all those years... after all that time, IT WAS YOU?!?
Manfred Von Karma: Edgeworth... EDGEWORTH! That name will be my CURSE! You... (draws out pistol) I'LL END YOU, JUST LIKE I ENDED YOUR— [bailiff draws out pistol and aims at Manfred; the two are at a standstill]
Phoenix Wright: Well, Your Honor? That sounded an awful lot like a confession to me!
Judge: I'm sorry to say... I have to agree. [Manfred drops his pistol upon realization] The facts line up. The case is completely clear to me. I see no room for misinterpretation of the facts.
Manfred Von Karma: No... NOOO!!!
"What?!? No! No! No! The Djinn can't be free! I didn't get my last wish! Oh c'mon, work you stupid lamp! This isn't fair! Life. Is supposed. To be FAIR!"
— Aladdin, Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier
Visual Novels
"I won't accept... I can't accept... This is no court! Law... The law is everything! Law is absolute! You'd let ignorant swine soil your courts?"
— Kristoph Gavin upon being informed that the Jury System is being introduced into court, Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
"What's the meaning of this...? I don't understand... I don't know this ending!"
"Hell yes I object! Of course I do! I object, I object, I object! I mean, all of this is just a bunch of stupid theories! You need evidence! Where's the evidence!? Without evidence, it's all bullshit! It's bullshit and I refuse to acknowledge it! I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid stupid stupid! Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid!!!"
"Wh...What did you just say!? To think you'd take your false accusations so far... I don't know whether to laugh or spit... Come on! Enough with your idiotic blather! Yasuhiro is a loser's name! Do I look like a loser to you!? Well? Dooooo I!? What?! I think I've earned the right to be a little on edge!"
— Celestia Ludenberg/Taeko Yasuhiro after Makoto reveals her true name, directly connecting her to the crime, Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
"Th-that's impossible... that can't be hope... it's not even despair! WH-WH-WHAAAT IIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS THIIIIIIIS!?"
— Alter Ego Junko, Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
"All...clear...? Wh-What...is...a-all clear...? What is... What are you...A-All clear...? [...] Not yet. Nothing is clear at all. It's full of doubts! Of mysteries! Of a dense, impenetrable fog! NOTHING IS CLEAR AT ALL!!!!"
"I am going to release my pent-up emotions here."
— Kirei Kotomine, Fate/stay night: Heaven's Feel
"Outdone... by a Japanese? Me? By a Japanese schoolboy? No... No... NO... [swan on her head starts going crazy, dragging her around the courtroom before flying into the air with her] KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
— Jezaille Brett, The Great Ace Attorney, "The Adventure of the Great Departure"
"Memory... recollection... what people tink they saw... 'Tis all a nonsense! Facts are what counts! And the fact is, that bloodstain is there! Now!"
— Magnus McGilded, The Great Ace Attorney, "The Adventure of the Runaway Room"
"Nrgh... You... You... TRAITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!"
— Ashley Graydon, right before he attempts to choke Tobias Gregson to death on the stand, The Great Ace Attorney, "The Adventure of the Unspeakable Story"
"...It's mine... ...That... loot... is mine..."
— William Shamspeare, The Great Ace Attorney, "Memoirs of the Clouded Kokoro"
"You'll never understand! None of you! What we've had to keep covered up all these long years..."
— Courtney Sithe, The Great Ace Attorney, "The Return of the Great Departed Soul"
"It was that dammed trial ten years ago... That's when all this began. Looking back now, my fate was decided that day. I was doomed already. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG [destroys the stand] It's over! My life... is over."
— Seishiro Jigoku, The Great Ace Attorney, "The Resolve of Ryunosuke Naruhodo"
"Adjourned! Adjourned! Adjourned! Adjourned! Adjourned! COURT IS ADJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNED!!!"
— Mael Stronghart, The Great Ace Attorney, "The Resolve of Ryunosuke Naruhodo"
Sebastian Debeste: Pops, I'll show you the truth you never knew... through this trial.
Blaise Debeste: Sebastiaaan! How dare you speak to me like that...! You should've just stayed as an idiot son!
Sebastian: You may have hated me to the very end, Pops... ...but I... I've always looked up to you. Thank you for everything up until now. .....And goodbye.
Blaise: You... Since when did you... All you've ever been able to do was depend on me! SebaSTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!
Blaise Debeste: Sebastiaaan! How dare you speak to me like that...! You should've just stayed as an idiot son!
Sebastian: You may have hated me to the very end, Pops... ...but I... I've always looked up to you. Thank you for everything up until now. .....And goodbye.
Blaise: You... Since when did you... All you've ever been able to do was depend on me! SebaSTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!
— Gyakuten Kenji 2, "The Grand Turnabout"
"The only one who helped me was Dogen! So, I used everyone else! What's wrong with that!? [circus animals roar] S-stop it! Don't come any closer! STOOOOOOOOOOOOP! [birds fly into his face] OWIE! OWIE! OWIE! [a monkey scratchs his face] AIIIEEEE! [cat kicks him in the face] HYAAARGH! [chipmunks pull his hair out of the way as a gorilla winds up to punch him] U... Uuugh... N-not you...! [punched, sending him spinning like a top] UGHYAAAHIIIIIII! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [an elephant trunk grabs him and pulls him upward offscreen, as more animal attack noises are heard] P-Please..... NO MOOOOOOOOORE!"
— Sōta Sarushiro/Simon Keyes, Gyakuten Kenji 2, "The Grand Turnabout"
"Don't waver, Nail Ripper!"
— Miyo Takano, Higurashi: When They Cry Kira Episode 2
"That's impossible! How did you get out?! How the f... WHAT ARE YOU?!"
— Richard Sutcliffe, It Lives Beneath, once Harper gets out of the Death Trap.
Richard: I'm going to get out of this, Harper! I'm going to find you and I'm going to kill you! I'm going to make Elliot watch while I—
Harper: Bye, Richard.
[the boat begins to sink]
Richard: No! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE, PLEASE, SOMEBODY HELP—
Harper: Bye, Richard.
[the boat begins to sink]
Richard: No! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE, PLEASE, SOMEBODY HELP—
— Richard Sutcliffe, It Lives Beneath, if the "Leave him" choice is used to decide his fate.
"S-s-stop! Desist! Halt! P-please, stop! Make him stop! How... how did you get that list!?"
— Redd White when Phoenix reads off a list of his blackmail victims, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, "Turnabout Sisters"
"You and your father are my curse! Your father shamed me with a penalty on my record! And you... you left a scar on my shoulder that would never fade! I... I'll bury you! I'll bury you with my bare hands! Death! Death!"
Judge: So are you saying that you are a victim in all of this as well?
Acro: No... That's not what I mean. I'm nothing but a murderer. That's who I am...
Acro: No... That's not what I mean. I'm nothing but a murderer. That's who I am...
— Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Justice For All, "Turnabout Big Top"
Matt Engarde: P-Please...
Judge: What's the matter?
Matt Engarde: If... If I get a not guilty... I'll... I'll be... killed! I... I'm... I'm... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Guiltyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Guuuuuilty!!!GGG—Guuiiillltyyyy!!!GGGUUUILLLTYYY!!GUILTY!!!GuiLTy!!guIIIltYY!!Guil—guilty!guilty!GUilTY!GUILTY!
Judge: What's the matter?
Matt Engarde: If... If I get a not guilty... I'll... I'll be... killed! I... I'm... I'm... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Guiltyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Guuuuuilty!!!GGG—Guuiiillltyyyy!!!GGGUUUILLLTYYY!!GUILTY!!!GuiLTy!!guIIIltYY!!Guil—guilty!guilty!GUilTY!GUILTY!
— Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Justice For All, "Farewell, My Turnabout"
"Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one myself! Here I am! The tragic clown..."
— Luke Atmey, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Trials and Tribulations, "The Stolen Turnabout"
"Youse don't know who youse messin with! I'm The Tiger! I control millions of dollars on the black market! Youse think I'm gonna let some jumped-up suit get the better of me!?"
— Furio Tigre, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Trials and Tribulations, "Recipe for Turnabout"
Dahlia Hawthorne: ..Y-You'RE... wROnG......It... CAN'T... be... How... coULd... I... loSe... to... THe ...likES... of... YOU...?
Phoenix Wright: It no longer matters! I don't care whether you win or lose anymore. The only thing I want...is for you to come out of Maya's body right now!
Dahlia Hawthorne: ...........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Dahlia's ghost leaves Maya]
Dahlia Hawthorne: ...I'M... NOT... READY......NOT... READY... TO... GO...
[disappears in a burst of fire]
Phoenix Wright: It no longer matters! I don't care whether you win or lose anymore. The only thing I want...is for you to come out of Maya's body right now!
Dahlia Hawthorne: ...........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Dahlia's ghost leaves Maya]
Dahlia Hawthorne: ...I'M... NOT... READY......NOT... READY... TO... GO...
[disappears in a burst of fire]
— Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Trials and Tribulations, "Bridge to the Turnabout"
"My... own, true face...? No! Please don't! I know you're here! Where are you?! See...? I haven't revealed anything yet! Honest! ...A-AAAAAAAAGH! My own, true face...! I don't have one! My face! My face! My face! Is this my face?! Is it?! Is it?! No! That's not it! Nooooooooooo! This isn't me, either! AAAAAAAGH! Is this me?! Which one is my face?! What am I?! Who am I?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
— The Phantom after being asked an Armor-Piercing Question, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Dual Destinies, "Turnabout for Tomorrow"
Ga'ran Sigatar Khura'in: [after being revealed as a Phony Psychic] E-Enough! Enough I say, you mindless cretins!
Khura'in High Judge: Y-Your Eminence? Can it be... that you cannot...?
Ga'ran Sigatar Khura'in: N-No, no! I... I...! I want a lawyer! Summon one at once!
Khura'in High Judge: Y-Your Eminence? Can it be... that you cannot...?
Ga'ran Sigatar Khura'in: N-No, no! I... I...! I want a lawyer! Summon one at once!
— Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice, "Turnabout Revolution"
"This is an outrage! An outrage!! A fire!? How can that happen!? My precious thesis was burned to a crisp! The future of humanity went up in flames! This is no time for an interview! I won't stand for this, Russian Airlines! I'll murder every last one of your crew members! Money's not the issue! Aren't you listening!? You burned my thesis! My thesis, which would have changed human history forever! I should never have let you fools handle my suitcase! None of this would have happened if I'd just carried it with me! [after being asked what his thesis is about] Time Travel! The invention that can grant control over all space-time, from past to present to future!"
— Doctor Nakabachi/Shouichi Makise, Steins;Gate
Web Animation
"After I’m done with you, I’m gonna flash-fry that little shit son of yours, this worthless neighborhood, and EVERY GODDAMN PERSON YOU KNOW!"
— Homelander's last words during his fight against Omni-Man, DEATH BATTLE!, "Omni-Man vs. Homelander"
"Let me out or I’ll eat your dreams!"
—Bill Cipher after being sealed back in the Nightmare Realm with no one to make a deal with, DEATH BATTLE!, "Bill Cipher vs. Discord"
"Cybertronians… must… kill them all…"
"Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head!"
— Vashinco, Dingo Doodles: Fool's Gold, Episode 11
Gohan Black: As for you, I'm putting my all into this attack! Also, FYI, if you dodge this attack, then your planet will be split like a hot knife through butter!
Emo Gohan: Okay, clearly you're throwing a hissy fit.
Gohan Black: Shut… UP!
Emo Gohan: Okay, clearly you're throwing a hissy fit.
Gohan Black: Shut… UP!
"Bastard! Don't think this is over, Absalon! I have students who believe in my cause! They will free me from this prison! You'll be the first to taste my wrath!"
— El Hermano, Dragonball Gohanverse
"That is it! THIS ENDS NOW! I'M GOING TO END YOU AND THIS KINK-OBSESSED WORLD!"
— Android 21, Dragonball Gohanverse
"You should feel honored, boy! No Piccolo has ever pushed me this far before! In two minutes, I'll explode! And if I move too much, then I'll also explode! No more Gero Beach, no more Gohans, and no more you! Hell, I'll share a little tidbit with you, boy: once I explode, that's it for me! But it won't matter! Once all of you are out of the way, Baby will be able to complete his plan—"
— Great Saibaman, Dragonball Gohanverse
"...Heidegger? Heidegger, nothing's happening... Heidegger, it's getting closer...! Heidegger, it's almost here! HEIDEGGER, STOP SAYING 'FIRE!' [...] Heidegger, do something! Heidegger, please! I don't wanna die knowing I'm a failure like my father!"
— Rufus Shinra, Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged, "Episode 27"
Sephiroth: [as Cloud and the heroes are saved from certain death by Aerith] ...What!? What did you do!?
Cloud: Defy destiny. [casts Ultima]
Sephiroth: [disintegrating into light] What? How does she... no! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cloud: Defy destiny. [casts Ultima]
Sephiroth: [disintegrating into light] What? How does she... no! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
— Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged: The Movie
Sarvente: Ruv! Did you convert our lost little lamb?
Ruv: No. I am sorry.
Sarvente: ...It's fine. It's totally fine.
The Boyfriend: You don't... sound fine.
Sarvente: It's just peachy. That your soul is damned. That the choir won't ever be completed. That you desecrated my church when all I ever wanted to do was get you into Heaven so you could have happiness and peace forever! FOREVER. Don't you want that!? Doesn't everyone!? I'd kill to be you right now!
The Boyfriend: ...Okay, this is gettin' a little "Final Phase-y" for my tastes, so I'm just gonna go to that bathroom so me and The Girlfriend can get on with our date already.
Ruv: No. I am sorry.
Sarvente: ...It's fine. It's totally fine.
The Boyfriend: You don't... sound fine.
Sarvente: It's just peachy. That your soul is damned. That the choir won't ever be completed. That you desecrated my church when all I ever wanted to do was get you into Heaven so you could have happiness and peace forever! FOREVER. Don't you want that!? Doesn't everyone!? I'd kill to be you right now!
The Boyfriend: ...Okay, this is gettin' a little "Final Phase-y" for my tastes, so I'm just gonna go to that bathroom so me and The Girlfriend can get on with our date already.
— Friday Night Funkin' WITH LYRICS, "Mid-Fight Masses"
IRIS: Got assassins at the ready!
Boyfriend: Keep my rappin' flow real steady!
IRIS: Win or lose, your life is ending!
Boyfriend: You can't do that, stop pretending!
IRIS: We can't fail now!
Boyfriend: Better bail now!
IRIS: Mind is blankin'!
Boyfriend: Lost your rankin'!
IRIS/Boyfriend: IRIS' value started tankin'!
IRIS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Boyfriend: Keep my rappin' flow real steady!
IRIS: Win or lose, your life is ending!
Boyfriend: You can't do that, stop pretending!
IRIS: We can't fail now!
Boyfriend: Better bail now!
IRIS: Mind is blankin'!
Boyfriend: Lost your rankin'!
IRIS/Boyfriend: IRIS' value started tankin'!
IRIS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
— Friday Night Funkin' WITH LYRICS, "Hex Weekend Update" ("Detected" song)
"You didn't win! I won! I ALWAYS WIN!"
— Sonic.exe, Friday Night Funkin' WITH LYRICS, "Too Slow"
"AUUUGH! A perfect performance on your first attempt AGAIN!? How do you keep doing this!? Who cares, YOU'RE STILL GONNA DIE!"
— Black, Friday Night Funkin' WITH LYRICS, "Defeat & Finale"
What the fuck?! She's a dame! She's a broad! Kill her! You frickin' goons! What the fuck is the matter with you?! Why do I pay you?! Get her, you stupid idiots! Go get her!
Mammon: QUIT?! You miserable piece of SHIT! whaddya mean, "QUIT"?!
Fizzarolli: I mean, I quit! I'm done! (mocking Mammon's accent) G'day, mate!
Mammon: YOU FUCKING UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT!! I gave you EVERYTHING! You are practically in my IMAGE! I raised you like the son I never wanted!
Fizzarolli: I mean, I quit! I'm done! (mocking Mammon's accent) G'day, mate!
Mammon: YOU FUCKING UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT!! I gave you EVERYTHING! You are practically in my IMAGE! I raised you like the son I never wanted!
"I am beyond humanity, but not beyond rage! You little PRICKS! YOU WILL DIE SCREAMING!!"
— Pyotr, Hunter: The Parenting
"We are in the Warp... the realm of Chaos!? HERESY! HERESY EVERYWHERE!"
— Fyodor Karamazov, If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device
Tzeentch: That's — against — the rules!
Kitten: What are rules, really, though?
Tzeentch: AN INTERESTING QUESTION, ASSHOLE!
Kitten: What are rules, really, though?
Tzeentch: AN INTERESTING QUESTION, ASSHOLE!
"It's not fair... It's not fair! I did everything right!"
— The Trustworthy One, If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My case! What have you done to my perfect case!? I will not have it!... I! HATE! YOU! PHOENIX! WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!"
— Franziska Von Karma, Operation: Turnabout
"I gave you both everything this world had to offer! I housed you, trained you, made you stars. And THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!"
— Derek Lucks, Meta Runner
Nazo: What? I'm still alive? Those Emeralds proved more useful than I thought. Damn. I suppose I'll just have to try to destroy the Earth again...
[Hyper Shadic appears with the Super Emeralds in tow, and begins using them to drain Nazo's power]
Nazo: What are you doing?! Ugh—! No... no! I will not let this happen! I've had enough of— [Shadic forcibly reverts Nazo to his base form] No! You can't be doing this! [Shadic launches a Wave-Motion Gun to obliterate Nazo] RAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH—!!!
[Hyper Shadic appears with the Super Emeralds in tow, and begins using them to drain Nazo's power]
Nazo: What are you doing?! Ugh—! No... no! I will not let this happen! I've had enough of— [Shadic forcibly reverts Nazo to his base form] No! You can't be doing this! [Shadic launches a Wave-Motion Gun to obliterate Nazo] RAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH—!!!
"W-wait. What are you doing? Stay back! Stay back! No, please! I don't wanna die!"
— The Undertaker, Nomad of Nowhere, "The Kindness of Strangers"
Space Pirate: Locus... Everyone at the capital knows... What do we do...?
Locus: Follow... protocol...
Tucker: Oh, dude? Are you speechless? That's a first!
Felix: You... YOU'RE DEAD!
Locus: Follow... protocol...
Tucker: Oh, dude? Are you speechless? That's a first!
Felix: You... YOU'RE DEAD!
— Red vs. Blue, Season 12 Episode 18, "Fed vs. New"
Tartarus Pilot: W-What are you doing?!
Counselor Aiden Price: [aiming a pistol at him] Surviving! To hell with this mission, and to hell with Chorus! Get us out of here!
Counselor Aiden Price: [aiming a pistol at him] Surviving! To hell with this mission, and to hell with Chorus! Get us out of here!
— Red vs. Blue, Season 13 Episode 18, "Great Destroyers"
"TUCKER! Where are you? You think you're smart, Tucker? You think you're all better than me? Well, you're not! You're all a bunch of pathetic, stupid LOSERS!"
— Isaac "Felix" Gates, Red vs. Blue, Season 13 Episode 19, "The End Is Near"
"You just couldn't do it, could you? You couldn't lay down and die! Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you all with me!"
— Malcolm Hargrove after having his war profiteering revealed to the entire galaxy, Red vs. Blue, Season 13 Episode 20, "The End"
Temple: So much for heroism. Join your friends in the circle or die here.
[points a gun to Grif's head as he gets up]
Grif: I'm not going anywhere.
Temple: Have it your way.
[Temple holds the gun to Grif's head for a few seconds]
Dylan: What's the matter, Temple...? Afraid of blood...?
[Temple turns the gun at Dylan]
Temple: SHUT UP!
[points a gun to Grif's head as he gets up]
Grif: I'm not going anywhere.
Temple: Have it your way.
[Temple holds the gun to Grif's head for a few seconds]
Dylan: What's the matter, Temple...? Afraid of blood...?
[Temple turns the gun at Dylan]
Temple: SHUT UP!
— Red vs. Blue, Season 15 Ep 20
"Urgh! What IS it with you people?! I trap you in your past, you get out, I get the powers of a GOD, you skewer me with a golf club. I drop you in custom-made nightmares and you make the nightmare fight me with a golf club...! HOW ARE YOU LIKE THIS?! HOW DO YOU DO IT?!"
— Genkins, Red vs. Blue, Season 17 Ep 12, "Theogony"
"You've got spirit, Red. But this is the real world! The real world is cold! The real world doesn't care about spirit! You want to be a hero? Then play the part and die like every other Huntsman in history! As for me, I'll do what I do best: lie, cheat, steal, and survi—!"
— Roman Torchwick, RWBY, "Heroes and Monsters"
"YOU BITCH! She'll forgive you..."
"What have you done? You've ruined everything. EVERYTHIIIIING!"
— Corsac Albain, after his brother Fennec's death, RWBY, "True Colors"
"NO!"
Jacques: [stammering and jumping to his feet after being caught out on both digital ballot stuffing and as an accessory to murder] That, that is— I— I can explain that. [clears throat] That... isn't real.
Sleet: Jacques, take your seat.
[Beat, followed by Jacques trying to run for the exit as fast as he can, only to be stopped by Weiss' summoned Arma Gigas]
Jacques: Weiss...
Weiss: Jacques Schnee, you're under arrest.
Sleet: Jacques, take your seat.
[Beat, followed by Jacques trying to run for the exit as fast as he can, only to be stopped by Weiss' summoned Arma Gigas]
Jacques: Weiss...
Weiss: Jacques Schnee, you're under arrest.
— RWBY, "As Above, So Below"
"She's mine!"
James Ironwood: Penny still hasn't come to the Vault, meaning Watts was either incompetent or he betrayed us. At this point, we'll never know. Cinder Fall has attacked command and escaped with him. And that's not all we've lost.
Winter Schnee: Sir?
James Ironwood: Qrow and Robyn have also escaped. Salem's creature was destroyed, but that doesn't mean we've stopped her. She will return and she will throw everything she has at us until there is nothing left. And we are perilously close to that already. I need the Winter Maiden, now. It's the only way Atlas can survive. Schnee, bring me Arc, Ren and Xiao Long.
Winter Schnee: What for, sir?
James Ironwood: I had Qrow in my hands and I didn't do what needed to be done. I will not make that mistake again. I know. I'm ashamed I didn't think of it earlier. Leveraging the lives of her friends is the only way to make Penny listen to reason.
Harriet Bree: Sir. I'm sorry, but we don't have them. Operative Schnee let them go.
James Ironwood: You what?
Harriet Bree: Winter allowed them to go on board the creature to rescue their friend and they never came back.
James Ironwood: They were our last chance... Now... Now I have NOTHING!
Winter Schnee: Sir?
James Ironwood: Qrow and Robyn have also escaped. Salem's creature was destroyed, but that doesn't mean we've stopped her. She will return and she will throw everything she has at us until there is nothing left. And we are perilously close to that already. I need the Winter Maiden, now. It's the only way Atlas can survive. Schnee, bring me Arc, Ren and Xiao Long.
Winter Schnee: What for, sir?
James Ironwood: I had Qrow in my hands and I didn't do what needed to be done. I will not make that mistake again. I know. I'm ashamed I didn't think of it earlier. Leveraging the lives of her friends is the only way to make Penny listen to reason.
Harriet Bree: Sir. I'm sorry, but we don't have them. Operative Schnee let them go.
James Ironwood: You what?
Harriet Bree: Winter allowed them to go on board the creature to rescue their friend and they never came back.
James Ironwood: They were our last chance... Now... Now I have NOTHING!
"You're BROKEN!! You break everything you touch! Like all humans! Weak! CONFUSED!! INCOMPLETE!!!"
— The Curious Cat, RWBY
Mr. Puzzles: [seething with anger over his gameshow's ratings falling from Mario's antics until his Nightmare Face appears, before grabbing Mario] I THINK IT'S TIME OUT FOR A LITTLE SOMEBODY!
Mario: Luigi?
[Mr. Puzzles spawns in a cage, dumps Mario in there, and chucks him to the side of the screen]
Mr. Puzzles: [sounding insane] Ha ha ha! You don't mind if I leave this here, do you? I think it's time for our final game... (summons SMG4 and his gang sans Mario before a screen showing the final game's name appears) Here's how to win... DON'T DIE!!!
Mario: Luigi?
[Mr. Puzzles spawns in a cage, dumps Mario in there, and chucks him to the side of the screen]
Mr. Puzzles: [sounding insane] Ha ha ha! You don't mind if I leave this here, do you? I think it's time for our final game... (summons SMG4 and his gang sans Mario before a screen showing the final game's name appears) Here's how to win... DON'T DIE!!!
— Mr. Puzzles after Mario's antics get on his nerves, Supermarioglitchy4's Super Mario 64 Bloopers, "SMG4 - Mr. Puzzles' Incredible Game Show Spectacular!"
Mr. Puzzles: [shrinks to normal after SMG4's show exceeds his ratings] I'm... I'm not the highest rated anymore...?
SMG4: That's right. Looks like the SMG4 shows are more popular than your shows, Mr. Puzzles. Which means...
[Mr. Puzzles' five stars shatter before his face shows a crying baby]
Mr. Puzzles: (sobbing) I just wanted... to make a good TV show... [body recedes back into his TV head, which shows a "No Signal" message]
SMG4: That's right. Looks like the SMG4 shows are more popular than your shows, Mr. Puzzles. Which means...
[Mr. Puzzles' five stars shatter before his face shows a crying baby]
Mr. Puzzles: (sobbing) I just wanted... to make a good TV show... [body recedes back into his TV head, which shows a "No Signal" message]
— Mr. Puzzles after SMG4 and gang's new show achieves higher ratings than his, SMG4 Movie: PUZZLEVISION,
"I am NOT a FAILURE!! We are the real Meme Guardians! We are so close to creating the PERFECT UNIVERSE! The power of the God Box... IS SUPPOSED TO BE OURS! [...] I'll fix this, don't worry! Just watch... JUST WAATCH!!!! YOU AND I WILL FIX IT ALL!!!!!!!!!"
— Niles, SMG4 Movie: Revelations
MEGGY! GET BACK HERE! DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY FROM ME! YOU WILL NOT LEAVE ME BEHIND!
— One-Shot Wren, SMG4 Movie: Western Spaghetti
"You want pain? Because I've got a lot to share with you, you IDIOTIC, AGGRAVATING, MEDDLESOME, INSIGNIFICANT CHILDREN! You think you've stopped me? Nooooo! You just set back another hundred years and filled me with more murderous rage than I ever felt before!"
— Benedict Cumbersnatch after his attempt to use the Phoenix Egg to restore his body is thwarted by Meggy, Sunset Paradise
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"I am Sarda. And I am older than time. I possess a power beyond mortal imagination. My plans will not be undone by such amateur-hour horseshit as absorbing too much power and exploding. I am Sarda. My will be done."
"Get out! All of you get out and do not return! Get ouuuuut! We must go into hiding at once! I'll... I'll find you when I think of... something. Oh... God. Why why why."
— King Radical realizes that Sparklelord has followed him out of the Radical Lands, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
"No- Wait! We can discuss this- There's really no need for this- I could simply relocate, you don't have to-! FALST! Don't just let this opportunity slip away! Only I can give you what you want! He's just a nature spirit- STOP HIM!"
Falst: Oh man, are we under arrest? Sure hope you don't put us in prison.
The Arenamaster: We're well past that, beast. My city is crumbling. My god has deserted me. You damage my dominion and forment rebellion in my prisoners. You have robbed me of order -but I have not yet lost control!
The Arenamaster: We're well past that, beast. My city is crumbling. My god has deserted me. You damage my dominion and forment rebellion in my prisoners. You have robbed me of order -but I have not yet lost control!
— Aurora
"MEDDLING $%@#-SACK! YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT... YOU DO IT... YOUR &!$#ING... SELF!"
— Crash, moments before his boss fight, Awful Hospital
"What? George? How could he have... unless… But that means... and I... but he... and you... NOOOOO! ARRRGGGHHH!!!"
"YOU TOOK MY FACE, BITCH! YOU TOOK IIIIT! YOU MONSTER FUCK, YOU KHALESS MOTHERKILLING FUCK! YOU'RE NOT TAKING... MY PLACE! YOU CAN'T!"
— Kalki Nidraa'chal, Drowtales
"You... are not... AN ANGEL!"
"You don't GET IT! (grabs Izzy by the throat and starts choking her) I get what I want because I TAKE what I want! The rest of you sacks of filth and disease get only sadness and death! All your money means NOTHING because YOU are nothing! ON YOU GO!"
— Asher, "Hazard: Part 5", Ennui GO!
Izzy: Who ARE you?! WHY are you doing this?!
Venus: Why? WHY?! Because YOU ruined my career! Because YOU ruined my life! And because YOU don't even know KNOW you did any of that!
Izzy: I...I have no idea what you're talking about.
Venus: If it weren't for you, I could've gone my whole life without ever knowing. The doctors said it was a one-in-a-billion case. They'd never see anything like it. How could they have? It's almost funny, I mean really... (Venus tears off her bandages, revealing her severely scarred face and blinded right eye) WHO EVER HEARD OF SOMEONE BEING ALLERGIC TO WHALE CUM?!
(Izzy, with a look of severe horror on her face, flashes back to when she was dumping a bucket full of whale cum with Noah by her side)
Venus: (eyes welling up with tears) WELL?! Nothing witty to say?! No sarcasm?! No sexual innuendo?! SAY SOMETHING!
Izzy: I...I'm sorry...
Venus: FUCK YOU! I'm gonna FUCKING KILL YOU!
Venus: Why? WHY?! Because YOU ruined my career! Because YOU ruined my life! And because YOU don't even know KNOW you did any of that!
Izzy: I...I have no idea what you're talking about.
Venus: If it weren't for you, I could've gone my whole life without ever knowing. The doctors said it was a one-in-a-billion case. They'd never see anything like it. How could they have? It's almost funny, I mean really... (Venus tears off her bandages, revealing her severely scarred face and blinded right eye) WHO EVER HEARD OF SOMEONE BEING ALLERGIC TO WHALE CUM?!
(Izzy, with a look of severe horror on her face, flashes back to when she was dumping a bucket full of whale cum with Noah by her side)
Venus: (eyes welling up with tears) WELL?! Nothing witty to say?! No sarcasm?! No sexual innuendo?! SAY SOMETHING!
Izzy: I...I'm sorry...
Venus: FUCK YOU! I'm gonna FUCKING KILL YOU!
Spock: Let me ask something of you, Sue… do you truly love me?
Sue Prime: What? Don't be silly, Spock. Of course I lo— I lo—! I laww—! I LAAAA— WHAT!?
Spock: You told the ensign you could never lie to yourself. You don't love any of us, Sue. Not really. You only care about your own wishes and desires. Maybe you felt real love once, but I believe you gave up that part of you some time ago. And deep down you know this. That's why you want us to love you of our own free will. You want it to be real. But you can't even force yourself to love something when you really don't, so how can you ever expect to—
Sue Prime: (physically obliterates Spock) SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!
Sue Prime: What? Don't be silly, Spock. Of course I lo— I lo—! I laww—! I LAAAA— WHAT!?
Spock: You told the ensign you could never lie to yourself. You don't love any of us, Sue. Not really. You only care about your own wishes and desires. Maybe you felt real love once, but I believe you gave up that part of you some time ago. And deep down you know this. That's why you want us to love you of our own free will. You want it to be real. But you can't even force yourself to love something when you really don't, so how can you ever expect to—
Sue Prime: (physically obliterates Spock) SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!
AG: Fuck you for me trying to help you.
AG: Fuck the 8lue team, fuck your conniving, fuck Equius's dou8ledealing and the stupid muscle8east he rode in on, and fuck you for s8ving my life.
AG: FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!
AG: Fuck the 8lue team, fuck your conniving, fuck Equius's dou8ledealing and the stupid muscle8east he rode in on, and fuck you for s8ving my life.
AG: FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!
— Vriska Serket, Homestuck
"Insignificant wench! I need that power! CHEATING! Thou must be CHEATING! [...] Fools! Supplicants! Will you suckle on the tenderness of mortals forever?! If I have to disappear, I'll take all you fools with me! By all my old blood, I break my pact with thee! I REFUSE!"
— Vladok, Kill Six Billion Demons, "Wielder of Names 2-31"
Cebus: There isn't... a single competent person in this gang...
Steffi: Nope, 'specially you.
Benzene: Nice one.
Steffi: Nope, 'specially you.
Benzene: Nice one.
"WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW?! You're just a stupid little robot that's barely a year old! If you saw what I saw, and you knew what I know, then you'd do what I'm doing!"
— Quintet, MS Paint Masterpieces, "Mega Man V: Thrown Down"
""Not another 22 years. Not another 22 minutes. [...] You! I will not let you rob me of this opportunity to finally finish this! [...] This is a duel, is it not? And this duel is not over! It is not over until one of us is dead!"
— Gin-Jun, The Order of the Stick: How the Paladin Got His Scar
"What the hell is wrong with you? How did you all get to such a high level without anyone teaching you your place?"
— General Tarquin, The Order of the Stick
"Elan! This arc isn't over yet! Where's the growth? You didn't lose anything! Nothing has changed! YOU GET BACK HERE AND GIVE THIS PLOTLINE A SATISFYING RESOLUTION THIS INSTANT! ELAN! ELAN, THERE'S NO SENSE OF CLOSURE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT THIS IS A TERRIBLE ENDING!"
— General Tarquin, The Order of the Stick
"Get your filthy warm hands off me! No! This isn't right! This isn't how it's supposed to—"
— "Gontor Hammerfell", The Order of the Stick
"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN EITHER! You can't stop the Snarl with procedural rules. You can't stop it AT ALL! Any day now your precious swindlers and cut-throats will be wiped out, just like they always are. Maybe I will get nothing, but you will not get ONE MORE SOUL than me! Once this planet crumbles, I will be free of your wretched wager forever. Free to empower my own living clerics, and as my first commandment, I will task them with SLAUGHTERING your followers in hideous ways wherever they lurk. You will waste away and DIE as your name is erased from every history book. NOW GET OUT OF MY DOMAIN!"
— Hel to her father Loki, The Order of the Stick
"No... no... This is impossible... You're lying... The Fates said, the stars... everything said I would place fourth. But I stopped that! I stopped it all! You... you wouldn't dare try to defy me after all this?! This is impossible... There's no way... that all of this has changed my fate for the worse!"
— Luna, Season 13 of Survivor: Fan Characters
"BULLSHIT! This is bullshit! I refuse to accept this as the truth! This is not happening right now! This whole thing is a goddamn lie! Liz, if you want credibility in... whatever fucking field you're in... you will relinquish those lies! Do you think this is worth it Liz? Is this worth your integrity?!"
— Desmond, Season 14 of Survivor: Fan Characters
"Nice try, but your bullshit little last ditch effort isn't going to work. You all are so... FULL OF SHIT! SHIT!"
— Shaega, Season 15 of Survivor: Fan Characters
The Administrator: How long?
Modern Engineer: 'Bout four hours this time. Talked to Pauling. The New Zealand cache is gone.
The Administrator: How much do we have left?
Modern Engineer: Uh... well. This. This here's the last bit of Australium on Earth, ma'am.
The Administrator: No. No, that's acceptable. We'll simply have to find more.
Modern Engineer: Ma'am. There is no more.
The Administrator: There is always more, Mister Conagher. We just have to find it.
Modern Engineer: I don't think you're hearin' me, ma'am. Not this time. It's gone.
The Administrator: Shut... up!
Modern Engineer: 'Bout four hours this time. Talked to Pauling. The New Zealand cache is gone.
The Administrator: How much do we have left?
Modern Engineer: Uh... well. This. This here's the last bit of Australium on Earth, ma'am.
The Administrator: No. No, that's acceptable. We'll simply have to find more.
Modern Engineer: Ma'am. There is no more.
The Administrator: There is always more, Mister Conagher. We just have to find it.
Modern Engineer: I don't think you're hearin' me, ma'am. Not this time. It's gone.
The Administrator: Shut... up!
— Team Fortress 2: The Naked and the Dead
"Grrrr... You think you can preach at me? If the population is not reduced, it will instigate total global disaster!!! So I must succeed in my plans! I am not irrelevant, and I will not be dissuaded... Any who try to stop me will pay the most terrible price — the loss of everything they cherish!!!!"
— Malthus, as his latest attempt on the life of his arch-enemy's sister is being thwarted during the "Library work" roleplay of White Dark Life
" roleplay of White Dark Life"THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!!!!! THIS BODY IS MINE!!!!! IT BELONGS TO ME!!!!!! I AM SNAKE-JAW, SON OF VELES, AND I WILL NOT BE EXPELLED FROM WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!!!!! THERE IS NO MAXMILLIAN!!! MAXMILLIAN SCHNEIDER DOES NOT EXIST!!! THERE IS ONLY SNAKE-JAW!!! THERE IS ONLY SNAKE-JAW!!!"
— Snake-Jaw completely loses its crap right before being expelled from the boy it's possessed for his entire life during the "Blindly fooling thyself" roleplay of White Dark Life
of White Dark Life"Ouch! What— NO!!!!!!! You accursed little... How dare you?!? You've ruined everything!!! I swear I'll have you killed for this!!! One way or another, I will end you for this insult!!! You won't get away with saving the Belnades girl!!! You are a dead man, Damien!!! The day will come when you regret crossing Father Zharnev!!!!"
— Father Zharnev swears revenge on Damien for stopping him from salvaging his ritual literally at the last second during the "Inu & Uma Bio" roleplay of White Dark Life
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"It will never be enough. No matter how much you suffer. It will never be enough. I'm not going to let you take this away from me."
— BadwaterVideos2009, "Punishment"
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! [punches Seiya] For thirteen years, I have endured Cloth ceremonies, the Horoscope to read on Star Hill, and final sacraments to give to old people... and you had to foil everything at the last minute! YOU DAMN BRAT!"
— The Great Pope/Gemini Saga, Les Chevaliers du Zodiaque : La Série Abrégée
"I'm just realizing the slow but absolute unraveling of Viggo. Most of the time we see him he's consuming some kind of mind-altering substance. Shots with his son kicks the whole thing off, he drinks almost an entire bottle of 18-year-old Glenlivet during his men's first assault on John — that he knows is the beginning of the end — then he rejects vegetable juice because why would he bother worrying about the future? On the night he knows his son is going to die, he tries to get as high as he can to numb the pain, and now he's just wasted, asking for his cigarettes like a basic bro and giggling about his impending doom."
— Cinema Wins on John Wick
"I hate to be repetitive, but I'm extremely frustrated with how hard it is to kill you!"
— Vecna, the Whispered One, Critical Role, "Campaign 1, Episode 114: Vecna, the Ascended"
"Angel of Irons... why have you abandoned me? I did everything you asked..."
— Obann, Master of Wills, Critical Role, "Campaign 2, Episode 86: The Cathedral"
"Nonagon, help me! Please! Lucien..."
— Cree, Critical Role, "Campaign 2, Episode 138: Where There is a Will..."
"Would you please... stop saying that name?!"
— Lucien to Jester Lavorre and the Mighty Nein about calling him "Mollymauk," Critical Role, "Campaign 2, Episode 139: Rebirth"
"Get us out of this room!"
— Ichabod the Archvile after realizing he and the other demons are trapped in a room with the Doom Slayer, Critical Role: Doom Eternal One-Shot
"You befriended these heretics and liars?! You have rejected the faith, Kristen!"
— Coach Daybreak, Dimension 20: Fantasy High, "Episode 10: Battle of the Bloodrush Brethren"
"What the, the fuck, what the fuck is going on? [Kugrash bites him] Gah! Aah, you fucking rat! You fuckin' rat bastard!"
— Robert Moses, Dimension 20: The Unsleeping City Chapter I, "Episode 17: Times Squaremageddon Pt. 2"
"I AM ONE HUNDRED AND TEN PERCENT DONE!"
— Garlic Jr., Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Deadzone Abridged"
Vegeta: No, no, stop it! Stop it, damn you! [Gohan transforms into an Oozaru] WHHHY?! WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST DIIIIE!?
[later, when Goku tells Gohan that Vegeta killed Icarus, causing Gohan to focus on Vegeta]
Vegeta: OH, THAT'S BULLS**T! I haven't killed a damned thing since I got to this godforsaken planet! ...Not for lack of trying, mind you! Hey, fatass! You want to take off this one's tail, too?! [Yajirobe groans in pain] FINE! I'LL DO IT MYSELF, THEN! [Vegeta cuts off Gohan's tail with a chi disk, and Gohan starts to transform back to his normal form] Haha! I did it! I'm the best... around! No-one's ever gonna keep me down! [Vegeta realizes that Oozaru Gohan is falling towards him] No... [Gohan lands on Vegeta] NOOOOOOOOO!
[later, when Goku tells Gohan that Vegeta killed Icarus, causing Gohan to focus on Vegeta]
Vegeta: OH, THAT'S BULLS**T! I haven't killed a damned thing since I got to this godforsaken planet! ...Not for lack of trying, mind you! Hey, fatass! You want to take off this one's tail, too?! [Yajirobe groans in pain] FINE! I'LL DO IT MYSELF, THEN! [Vegeta cuts off Gohan's tail with a chi disk, and Gohan starts to transform back to his normal form] Haha! I did it! I'm the best... around! No-one's ever gonna keep me down! [Vegeta realizes that Oozaru Gohan is falling towards him] No... [Gohan lands on Vegeta] NOOOOOOOOO!
— Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Episode 10 Part 3"
Goku: Well, it's just that... I'm not even using half of my power right now.
Ginyu: Ah, quite the substantial bluff. But a bluff, and nothing more. I've witnessed your abilities firsthand and I assure you that your—
[Goku powers up with the Kaio-Ken]
Ginyu: One hundred and eighty thousand. Huh.
Jeice: Oi, Captain. Doesn't your max power level only go up to—
Ginyu: RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! [flies off and slams into the ocean in a rage]
Jeice: Yep, one hundred and twenty thousand.
Goku: Is he gonna be okay?
Jeice: The Captain? Oh, yeah, he does that sometimes.
Ginyu: Ah, quite the substantial bluff. But a bluff, and nothing more. I've witnessed your abilities firsthand and I assure you that your—
[Goku powers up with the Kaio-Ken]
Ginyu: One hundred and eighty thousand. Huh.
Jeice: Oi, Captain. Doesn't your max power level only go up to—
Ginyu: RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! [flies off and slams into the ocean in a rage]
Jeice: Yep, one hundred and twenty thousand.
Goku: Is he gonna be okay?
Jeice: The Captain? Oh, yeah, he does that sometimes.
— Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Episode 22"
Freeza: [upon being told that the heroes are from Earth] Oh, good! I'll stop by there on the way home! Take up some space eggs, some space milk, and BLOW IT THE FUCK UP! [regains his composure] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm usually far more composed. I'm just a little bit ABSOLUTELY LIVID.
Vegeta: Oh, Freeza, quit being such a woman! I lost my chance at immortality too, and you don't see me crying about it!
Freeza: Yes, Vegeta, but you see, the difference between us is I will live long enough to regret it! [charges at Vegeta, screaming]
Vegeta: Oh, Freeza, quit being such a woman! I lost my chance at immortality too, and you don't see me crying about it!
Freeza: Yes, Vegeta, but you see, the difference between us is I will live long enough to regret it! [charges at Vegeta, screaming]
— Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Episode 27"
"You know, I think I have an insta-fix for this situation. I'm going to blow you and this whole miserable planet to NOTHING! ISN'T THAT FUN?!"
— Freeza, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Episode 29"
"I have to admit... this is new, monkey. This is definitely new. But a monkey is still a monkey, and I've killed plenty in my day... Millions. Literally millions. [Goku remains silent] What's the matter? Run out of quips? Cat got your tongue? No more words to flail? [Goku maintains silence] You think now that you're this so-called Super Saiyan that you're better than me, Lord Freeza? [Goku continues to maintain silence] WELL, YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact... F*CK THIS PLANET!"
— Freeza, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Episode 30"
Mecha-Freeza: Those... those eyes... they're the same as...
[flashback to when Goku first turned Super Saiyan]
Freeza: Pizza...
Mecha-Freeza: No! No! No! NO! NO! KILL! MURDER! DESTROY! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
[flashback to when Goku first turned Super Saiyan]
Freeza: Pizza...
Mecha-Freeza: No! No! No! NO! NO! KILL! MURDER! DESTROY! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
— Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Episode 33"
Big Gete Star: Beep.
Cooler: I know! I can't stop them! Where are the mes?! Send in the mes!
Big Gete Star: Beep.
Cooler: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "I'M EXPLODING"?!
[cut to outside where all the Meta Coolers are exploding]
Cooler: Oh, f—
Big Gete Star: Beep.
Cooler: —mes!
[...]
Cooler: How?! It literally doesn't make any sense! It took everything you had to defeat a single "me". Yet you have enough power to overload the Big Gete Star?! HOW?! HOW DID YOU DO THIS?!
Goku: It looks like you underestimated our power. Just like—
Cooler: DON'T YOU DARE—
Goku: —you did on Earth.
Cooler: Oh. Fair enou—
Vegeta: And just like Freeza.
Cooler: [screams in rage]
Cooler: I know! I can't stop them! Where are the mes?! Send in the mes!
Big Gete Star: Beep.
Cooler: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "I'M EXPLODING"?!
[cut to outside where all the Meta Coolers are exploding]
Cooler: Oh, f—
Big Gete Star: Beep.
Cooler: —mes!
[...]
Cooler: How?! It literally doesn't make any sense! It took everything you had to defeat a single "me". Yet you have enough power to overload the Big Gete Star?! HOW?! HOW DID YOU DO THIS?!
Goku: It looks like you underestimated our power. Just like—
Cooler: DON'T YOU DARE—
Goku: —you did on Earth.
Cooler: Oh. Fair enou—
Vegeta: And just like Freeza.
Cooler: [screams in rage]
— Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Cooler 2: The Return of Cooler's Revenge — The Reckoning"
Android 19: Error...! Error...! Error! Error!
Vegeta: So then, before I put down the clown, let's put it to bed, shall we? Do you feel fear, Android?
Android 19: [scrambles out of the crater and starts running] No, please! Get away! Leave me alone! [...] No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! No!
Vegeta: So then, before I put down the clown, let's put it to bed, shall we? Do you feel fear, Android?
Android 19: [scrambles out of the crater and starts running] No, please! Get away! Leave me alone! [...] No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! No!
— Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Episode 36"
"Kill Son Goku! KILL SON GOKU! KILL SON GOKU BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!"
— Dr. Gero/Android 20 to Super Android 13, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Super Android 13"
"DAMN IIIIIT! I WANT TO BE PERFECT! I WANNA! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA— [gets kicked face-down into the ground] I WANNA!"
— Semi-Perfect Cell as he continues losing to Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Episode 50"
"Oh, fuck this. I could have just done this from the beginning. Instead, I thought I'd have some fun, throw a tournament, but fuck you! SUCK MY PERFECT DICK!"
— Perfect Cell when he starts losing to Gohan, Dragon Ball Z Abridged
Cell: [to himself] All right, Cell, we saw what losing your cool got you. So tone down the Freeza and chill the hell ou—
Gohan: You done getting your shit together up there? Because I'm starting to get bored.
Cell: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU HAPLESS LITTLE SHIT?!
Gohan: You done getting your shit together up there? Because I'm starting to get bored.
Cell: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU HAPLESS LITTLE SHIT?!
[to himself] "Kill me? No, no, no, no, no, no! I can't die to this! He's a middle schooler throwing a tantrum! And I am the perfect being! ...I was. And he took it away... he took it away from me! [out loud] So I'll take everything away from you!"
— Cell, Dragon Ball Z Abridged
"You f[dog bark]ked me! You f[chicken sound]ked me, you monkey f[monkey screech]k!
— Freeza, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged 2"
"NO! Enough of that! Now listen up! Y'all be skipping my best shit since I got here. Ranked me as fourth-best villain under King Piccolo?! I'm Perfect Cell, motherf*ckers! So, Dende on f*cking Earth, you better recognize the crackle of my raw, SSSSEXUAL energy, and line your 1990s asses up so I can—!"
— Perfect Cell, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged Part 3.5"
"Oh, sieg HELL NO! You're not going to cheat me, Mr. Sunglasses-All-The-Time! I'll take you, and your new boyfriend Goofy, and all your spermy soldier guys, and throw you in a butthole in the sand! I AM ADOLF- ...Hitler...
— Adolf Hitler, Epic Rap Battles of History, "Hitler vs. Vader 3"
"But I— You— What the fuck?!"
— Luke Valentine, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, "Episode 2: Bullet From Your Valentine"
"I'm getting real tired of this shit!"
— Tubalcain "The Dandy Man" Alhambra, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, "Episode 3: TheCrimsonFuckr"
Rip Van Winkle: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say good-bye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you— [stops, falls to her knees] It... It's him! Just like ze Major said!
Nazi Soldier: Fraulein Van Winkle, the song was nice, so you don't have to—
Rip Van Winkle: Prepare for combat! IT'S ALUCAAAAARRRD!
Nazi Soldier: Fraulein Van Winkle, the song was nice, so you don't have to—
Rip Van Winkle: Prepare for combat! IT'S ALUCAAAAARRRD!
— Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, "Episode 4: Trigger Warning"
Zorin Blitz: Zat look... how?! I cut out your eyes! How can you look at me like that?!
Seras Victoria: "Fuck you," that's 'ow. Zorin, was it? L-Listen, Zorin. This whole fuckin' place... is my house. You ain't the queen vampire bitch 'ere! I am! [deranged laughing] And you know what we Brits always say: God. Save. The Queen. [begins to slaughter the vampire forces]
Zorin Blitz: [thinking] She's like a fuckin' blender, turning my men into paste! A German Bloody Mary! Vy didn't we know about zis? Vy didn't anyone do proper reconnaissance? [is given a Facepalm of Doom] Aw, fick mich...
Seras Victoria: "Fuck you," that's 'ow. Zorin, was it? L-Listen, Zorin. This whole fuckin' place... is my house. You ain't the queen vampire bitch 'ere! I am! [deranged laughing] And you know what we Brits always say: God. Save. The Queen. [begins to slaughter the vampire forces]
Zorin Blitz: [thinking] She's like a fuckin' blender, turning my men into paste! A German Bloody Mary! Vy didn't we know about zis? Vy didn't anyone do proper reconnaissance? [is given a Facepalm of Doom] Aw, fick mich...
— Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, "Episode 7: A Scythe For Sore Eyes"
"They expected us... They expected all of us! ¡Dios Mio! NO! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
— Don Diego de la Vega of the Mexican Inquisition, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, "Episode 8: Deus Ex Anderson"
"Anderson... Anderson, I don't deserve this!"
— Enrico Maxwell, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, "Episode 8: Deus Ex Anderson"
"To hell with this! If you want your family murdered, I guess you do it yourself! Again!"
— Richard Traitoro Hellsing, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, "Episode 9: Abridged Over Troubled Walter"
"All these years of progress — ruined! After figuring I could use the bones of Dracula's ex-wife to make vampires... now I have to start again!"
— Herr Doktor, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, "Episode 10: The Party's Over"
"Light's fall from power turns the arrogant idol into a slobbering infant."
— JesuOtaku, "Top 20 Most Deliciously Evil Anime Villains", discussing Light Yagami and why he's not further down on the list
", discussing Light Yagami and why he's not further down on the list"Why can't I move? Wh... Why can't I... No... No... No no no no NO! MOTHERF***ER! NO! NO! NO! NO! Bulls***! Bulls***! Bulls***! Okay okay okay, calm down, Dio, calm down, calm down... If I, Dio, don't move, then he won't notice that I, Dio, am right in front of... [gets his leg broken by Star Platinum] OOOOOOHMYGAWD!"
— Dio Brando, Jo Jos Bizarre Adventure Abridged
"Stay with me, Jet. I want your endless energy. We could live forever.
[Jet Jaguar and the L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S. start flying away]
Stay with me, Jet. We could live forever. We could live forever. We could live forever. Jet... We could live forever."
[Jet Jaguar and the L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S. start flying away]
Stay with me, Jet. We could live forever. We could live forever. We could live forever. Jet... We could live forever."
Edgeworth: Uh, Mr. Aroni, before you go into the courtroom, I just want to remind you that even if the defense happens to catch you in a... contradiction of any kind, it is imperative that you stay calm. Do you understand?
Aroni: Okay! Sounds a-good to me!
Edgeworth: Okay...
[In courtroom]
Aroni: I didn't a-even know the victim who pasta way. I never seen her before, or her red handkerchief. [gasp]
Phoenix: Uh!
Edgeworth: Hmm?
Phoenix: A... red handkerchief, you say?
Aroni: Ohhhhh...
Edgeworth: Don't you fucking dare...
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
Aroni: Ohhhhh...
Edgeworth: Don't do it...
Phoenix: That's funny, Mr. Mac Aroni. How did you know the victim was wearing a red handkerchief?!
Aroni: MAMMA MIA! [while smacking himself in the head with his boxes of macaroni] I'M A-GUILTY! A-GUILTY! A-GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY! Ohohohoho! [falls to the ground]
Phoenix: [smugly] Looks like we have our murderer.
Edgeworth: YEAH, NO SHIT!
Aroni: Okay! Sounds a-good to me!
Edgeworth: Okay...
[In courtroom]
Aroni: I didn't a-even know the victim who pasta way. I never seen her before, or her red handkerchief. [gasp]
Phoenix: Uh!
Edgeworth: Hmm?
Phoenix: A... red handkerchief, you say?
Aroni: Ohhhhh...
Edgeworth: Don't you fucking dare...
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
Aroni: Ohhhhh...
Edgeworth: Don't do it...
Phoenix: That's funny, Mr. Mac Aroni. How did you know the victim was wearing a red handkerchief?!
Aroni: MAMMA MIA! [while smacking himself in the head with his boxes of macaroni] I'M A-GUILTY! A-GUILTY! A-GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY! Ohohohoho! [falls to the ground]
Phoenix: [smugly] Looks like we have our murderer.
Edgeworth: YEAH, NO SHIT!
Eggman: She fucking- he fuckin'- she- they fucked my wife! The animals fucked my wife! And then everybody fucking left because the fucking ship was gonna be destroyed! She was able to escape because I designed a robot that would be able to pleasure her in such an intense way that I would be able to finally fuck her. BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! Because she decided to become a furry fucker and fucked the whole Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow team! Which didn't even fuckin' matter since it went into a new ark, AND THEN SHE FUCKED THE WORLD. The world was her next target, because her jussy was NOT EVEN PLEASED ENOUGH, SO SHE HAD TO HO HERSELF OUT AND BE THE BIGGEST THRRRRROT THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN! The world. Is going to be destroyed. Right now! I'm logging off.
Rouge: You shouldn't talk about your wife that way.
Eggman: I don't give a flyin' fuck! That bitch can fuck off, I divorced her ass three hours ago! I'm so sick, my body's doing things— that thing! And you over there?! Shut up! And you?! Take off my pants! You wanna see some... weird shit?!
Tails: Eggman, you need to calm down!
Eggman: I AM— I'MMMMM— I'M TIRED OF BEIN' CALM ALL THE GODDAMN TIME! I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE! AND YOU! You. YOU. YOU. I'M SO SICK OF YOU.
Rouge: It looks like we won, everybody. We... broke him, finally.
Rouge: You shouldn't talk about your wife that way.
Eggman: I don't give a flyin' fuck! That bitch can fuck off, I divorced her ass three hours ago! I'm so sick, my body's doing things— that thing! And you over there?! Shut up! And you?! Take off my pants! You wanna see some... weird shit?!
Tails: Eggman, you need to calm down!
Eggman: I AM— I'MMMMM— I'M TIRED OF BEIN' CALM ALL THE GODDAMN TIME! I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE! AND YOU! You. YOU. YOU. I'M SO SICK OF YOU.
Rouge: It looks like we won, everybody. We... broke him, finally.
— Real-Time Fandub, "Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story)"
"Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up. I'm the De— I don't care! I do not care! You don't understand! I came down here as a joke to have fun. This is not — this means nothing to me! This means nothing to me, alright?! You mean nothing to me! You and your little friends are fucking annoying! This is why I stay down in Hell! This is why I punish sinners! I'm the good guy! Do you realize?! I am the good guy here! I am the winner of — of everything! God goes up and he plays with all his little friends, like 'Oh look, I donated to charity!' Yeah, whatever, fucking a-buh-buh-buh-buh— I get to kill people! I get to poke people with hot sticks all day! It's great! Gimme those! You don't get those! You lost your stupid little privileges! Fuck you! Dipshit! Go to space. [summons the Black Comet to the planet's surface] Look, I can do this! I can do this, any time I want! This is nothing to me! You are nothing to me! I hate you! I hate you! This is my big fucking thing!"
— The Devil, Real-Time Fandub, "Real Time Fan Dub Goes to Hell"
Dr. Theron Sherman: Your cure cost Ray his life!
SCP-049: No good SIR I have saved it! You would allow this world to slip back into the, the- the despair of disease and death, ignoring that I have created a miracle and-
Dr. Sherman: (Talking over SCP-049) What disease? What pestilence? He was a healthy man! He was a good doctor!
SCP-049: -am offering it freely to the afflicted! You are not worth this argument, sir. You are shortsighted and foolish. Dr. Hamm was sick, and I… (breath catches) I cured him. I am the only one who can do this. My work must continue, there is so much still to learn, so much to-
Dr. Sherman: I've had enough of this. Consider your allowances revoked. Welcome to containment, oh-four-nine. (Away from mic) We're done here.
SCP-049: -do, and others can be saved! Even you, though you do not deserve it, might be saved! I can save them all! I can cast down this plague, once and for all. I can do this! Only me! I… I… (labored breathing) I saved… I saved him… Dr. Hamm, I… I cured him… he was sick, I know he was sick, I know he was, and I… you are all sick, but I… I can save you. I can save all of you, because I… I am the cure.
SCP-049: No good SIR I have saved it! You would allow this world to slip back into the, the- the despair of disease and death, ignoring that I have created a miracle and-
Dr. Sherman: (Talking over SCP-049) What disease? What pestilence? He was a healthy man! He was a good doctor!
SCP-049: -am offering it freely to the afflicted! You are not worth this argument, sir. You are shortsighted and foolish. Dr. Hamm was sick, and I… (breath catches) I cured him. I am the only one who can do this. My work must continue, there is so much still to learn, so much to-
Dr. Sherman: I've had enough of this. Consider your allowances revoked. Welcome to containment, oh-four-nine. (Away from mic) We're done here.
SCP-049: -do, and others can be saved! Even you, though you do not deserve it, might be saved! I can save them all! I can cast down this plague, once and for all. I can do this! Only me! I… I… (labored breathing) I saved… I saved him… Dr. Hamm, I… I cured him… he was sick, I know he was sick, I know he was, and I… you are all sick, but I… I can save you. I can save all of you, because I… I am the cure.
"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! IT'S OVER IF ONLY YOU HADN'T BEEN SO DAMN STRONG SO BEAUTIFUL I COULD HAVE WON AND HE WOULDN'T HAVE HATED ME AND NOW I'VE LOST IT ALL EVERYTHING EVERYTHING I BET EVERYTHING I HAD AND IT'S LOST LOST LOST MY LOVE MY HOME MY FUTURE I CAN'T EVEN GO BACK I CAN'T EVER GO BACK I'VE LOST MY I MY MY EVERYTHING AND I HATE YOU I HATE ME I CAN'T I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
— Koan, Shadowjack Watches Sailor Moon, Episode 70
"I want every single battalion on the ground sorting this FUCKING MESS out! END IT! NOW!!"
— Horde Prime, Sweary She-Ra
"No... No, it can't be true... The— The clerk said it looked wonderful on me... I asked... N-no... Oh, God!"
— Grimlock on being told that his hat makes him look like a hipster, Sword Art Online Abridged, "Episode 6"
"You know, people always think being called a 'bitch' is so negative, but frankly, I just think it shows how you're strong, and confident, and absolutely fucking terrifying please don't kill me!"
— Kuradeel to Asuna, Sword Art Online Abridged, "Episode 9"
"Do you have any idea what it's been like trying to lead you people?! You ignore all my strategies, you adamantly refuse to work together, and then you blame ME FOR ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS! [...] I tried, you know. Lord knows I tried. But there's just no helping you people! It's like you crave death, but not just any death, nooooo! You fuckers seem to have some sort of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible! And you keep one-upping each other! Do you know how many of you have died screaming 'Leeroy Jenkins?' More than zero! Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds to exterminate the species!"
— Heathcliff/Kayaba Akihiko, Sword Art Online Abridged, "Episode 11"
"Listen here! I am your king! And you will not disrespect me like this! Threaten me all you want, spit on my face, stomp on my balls, but you and I both know you're powerless to stop me. Like it or not, you are going to clean up your act, we are going to have a beautiful wedding, and you are going to spend the rest of your life in blissful, mindless servitude! Now, will you please help me pick out a gosh-darned china pattern?!"
— Nobuyuki Sugou/Oberon, Sword Art Online Abridged, "Episode 15"
"You people are all a bunch of idiots! I will control all of you!"
— The Mad King, X-Ray & Vav
Melvin: EVERYBODY SHUT THE F**K UP AND BE INTIMIDATED BY ME!
[Beat]
Tristan: I'm scared!
Yami: Great, look what you did! You scaaaared Tristan! Are you happy?
Melvin: YES! I'M VERY F**KING HAPPY! I'M THE HAP-HAP-HAPPIEST KID IN THE WORLD! I FEEL LIKE I'M IN F**KING LEGOLAND RIGHT NOW! WHOOP-DE-F**KING-DOO, I COULD JUST EXPLODE WITH HAPPINESS! THAT'S JUST HOW F**KING HAPPY I AM!
Yami: You don't look very happy...
Melvin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH—!
[Beat]
Tristan: I'm scared!
Yami: Great, look what you did! You scaaaared Tristan! Are you happy?
Melvin: YES! I'M VERY F**KING HAPPY! I'M THE HAP-HAP-HAPPIEST KID IN THE WORLD! I FEEL LIKE I'M IN F**KING LEGOLAND RIGHT NOW! WHOOP-DE-F**KING-DOO, I COULD JUST EXPLODE WITH HAPPINESS! THAT'S JUST HOW F**KING HAPPY I AM!
Yami: You don't look very happy...
Melvin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH—!
"That's wight, Phawawoh, just let the Orikakamalos do its thing... [Yami's aura suddenly repeals the Seal] WHAT?! What kindaw bullshit magical pawer could possibly out-bullshit the most bullshit magical pawer that I bwing to you with the Orikakamaloos?!"
— Dartz, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series
Western Animation
No, no, NO! ANSWER ME! What more could I have done!? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME NOW!?
— "Jerry"/The Lich, demanding answers from his lord and deity GOLB, Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake
Fionna: ...hey, Mr. Scarab? No hard feelings, okay?
Scarab: ...hahahahahah~! "No hard feelings"...!? (Scarab rips out a chunk of the road and flings it into a nearby building) I'm gonna tear down Prismo's precious sandcastle WITH MY BARE HANDS!
NO! IT CAN'T BE! NOT AGAIN!
— Mr. X, Amphibia, "Hollywood Hop Pop"
Andrias: Dang it! It was the stupid controller's fault! I was so close, too! (destroys the controller with his Laser Sword)
Darcy: (laughs) That was pathetic. And you call yourself a king...
Darcy: (laughs) That was pathetic. And you call yourself a king...
— Amphibia, "Froggy Little Christmas"
My connection... You fool! Do you have any idea what you've done?! NO! NO-O-O-O-O! (screams the exact same way Marcy did when they possessed her)
— Darcy, after Sasha Waybright severs their connection to the main Core, Amphibia, "All In"
It's not fair! If I'm not allowed to be in the reboot, no-buh... no-buh... Buh-GAWK! Nobody is!
— Dr. Walter Grubb/Chicken Boo, Animaniacs (2020), "Good Warner Hunting"
It's not — don't you people get it?! Earth is doomed! Mankind's only hope for survival is to find a new home on Mars, and I'm the only man alive who can lead us there!
— Tony Drake, Archer, "Space Race Part II"
You ... you can't treat me like this! You can't treat me like Zuko!
— Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender
I MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE! YOU'RE MINE!
Hiroshi Sato: Asami! What do you think you're doing? You are aiding the very people who took your mother away!
Asami Sato: You don't feel love for Mom anymore. You're too filled with hatred.
Hiroshi Sato: You ungrateful, insolent child. I now see there is no chance to save you!
Asami Sato: You don't feel love for Mom anymore. You're too filled with hatred.
Hiroshi Sato: You ungrateful, insolent child. I now see there is no chance to save you!
No, you don't understand! The revolution has already begun! Chaos is the natural order of all—
— Zaheer, The Legend of Korra, "Venom of the Red Lotus"
Don't pretend you know what it felt like. The Avatar is adored by millions! I was cast aside by my own parents, like I meant nothing to them! How could I just stand by and watch the same thing happen to my nation when it needed someone to guide it?
— Kuvira, The Legend of Korra, "The Last Stand"
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I AM INVINCIBLE! I AM BANE!!!
— Bane, Batman: The Animated Series: "Bane"
It's impossible, I tell you. Impossible! My trap was perfect! How did he do it?! I have to know! Somebody tell me! It's not fair! There was no way, I tell you! No way he could have gotten out! Somebody tell me! Do you hear me? SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW HE DID IT! I have to know! I HAVE TO KNOOOOOW!
— The Riddler, Batman: The Animated Series: "Riddler's Reform"
NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! My coin...where is it? I can't decide without... Oh no! It's gotta be here... It's gotta! ARGH! I HAVE TO HAVE IT!! RAAAGH! RAAAGH! AAAAAHHHHH!!! [starts whimpering]
— Two-Face, Batman: The Animated Series: "Two-Face Part II"
LET THE FATES FALL WHERE THEY MAY!!
— Megatron, Beast Machines
Eon: What is this, timewalker?! You tricked me!
Professor Paradox: On the contrary, I warned you. Stop this now or all of existence will be destroyed!
Eon: No! If I cannot rule the cosmos, then I will be the one to destroy it!
Professor Paradox: On the contrary, I warned you. Stop this now or all of existence will be destroyed!
Eon: No! If I cannot rule the cosmos, then I will be the one to destroy it!
— Ben 10: Omniverse, "Ben Again"
Cricket Green, you've made a fool of me FOR THE LAST TIME!
— Chip Whistler, Big City Greens, "Chipocalypse Now"
Obake: [distraught] Hiro... how could he possibly...?
Baymax: Hiro is clever and resourceful.
Obake: [seeing each of his screens lose connection] My new city... my dream... [loses his balance and crashes on his chair in defeat] They still remember Shimamoto, they revere her!
Baymax: My scan indicates that this structure is sustaining damage.
Obake: This wouldn't have mattered, I would've lived forever! The man who remade the city into something... perfect.
[Obake takes out his chip from Baymax while trying hard not to cry]
Baymax: Hiro is clever and resourceful.
Obake: [seeing each of his screens lose connection] My new city... my dream... [loses his balance and crashes on his chair in defeat] They still remember Shimamoto, they revere her!
Baymax: My scan indicates that this structure is sustaining damage.
Obake: This wouldn't have mattered, I would've lived forever! The man who remade the city into something... perfect.
[Obake takes out his chip from Baymax while trying hard not to cry]
Baymax: [pats Obake's back] There, there.
— Big Hero 6: The Series, "Countdown to Catastrophe Part III"
Bishop: Who's that? Are the Speakers dead?
Blue Fangs: No.
Bishop: Well, get back out there! The Speakers have to die before the sun goes down!
Blue Fangs: The sun is already down. [reveals himself to the Bishop]
Bishop: You cannot enter the house of God.
Blue Fangs: God is not here. This is an empty box.
Bishop: God is in all His churches!
Blue Fangs: Your God's love is not unconditional. He does not love us. And He does not love you.
Bishop: I have done His bidding. My life's work is in His name!
Blue Fangs: Your life's work makes Him puke.
Bishop: I am the Bishop of Gresit!
Blue Fangs: Your God knows that we wouldn't be here without you. This is all your fault, isn't it?
Bishop: SHE WAS A WITCH!
Blue Fangs: Lies? In your house of God? No wonder He has abandoned you. But we love you.
Bishop: What?
Blue Fangs: We love you. We couldn't be here without you. (seizes the Bishop as he begins whimpering) Let me... kiss you. (bites down on the Bishop's face, killing him)
Blue Fangs: No.
Bishop: Well, get back out there! The Speakers have to die before the sun goes down!
Blue Fangs: The sun is already down. [reveals himself to the Bishop]
Bishop: You cannot enter the house of God.
Blue Fangs: God is not here. This is an empty box.
Bishop: God is in all His churches!
Blue Fangs: Your God's love is not unconditional. He does not love us. And He does not love you.
Bishop: I have done His bidding. My life's work is in His name!
Blue Fangs: Your life's work makes Him puke.
Bishop: I am the Bishop of Gresit!
Blue Fangs: Your God knows that we wouldn't be here without you. This is all your fault, isn't it?
Bishop: SHE WAS A WITCH!
Blue Fangs: Lies? In your house of God? No wonder He has abandoned you. But we love you.
Bishop: What?
Blue Fangs: We love you. We couldn't be here without you. (seizes the Bishop as he begins whimpering) Let me... kiss you. (bites down on the Bishop's face, killing him)
— Castlevania, "Monument"
What the fuck is that?
— Prior Sala, Castlevania, "The Harvest"
What the fuck is going on? What is this? Are these Hector's night creatures? … No.
— Carmilla, Castlevania, "You Don't Deserve My Blood"
What?! No! We want the fame! The fortune! The cover of the magazine! I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THAT HARD DRIVE!
—Dude Man, Close Enough
But it's not logical! Don't you see? He's much too scared to even try...I—I'm much too scared! No, it's not logical! NOOO! NOT! LOGICAL! NOT! LOGICAL!
— XANA, Code Lyoko
That's not perfect! You rotten, imperfect dog. Now you'll never reach the perfect level of perfection...
AAAAAHHHH!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! I don't have any ice cream! None whatso... EVER! I don't even like ice cream, OR KIDS! It says "Eye Screem" on my truck, not "Ice Cream"! Get it? 'cause I SCREAM!!! Look at me. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! Ooh, ha ha. Screaming is my HOBBYYYYYY!!!!!!
— Red Guy, Cow and Chicken, "I Scream, Man"
You. Exist. To serve. Me! Just do it!
No, no, no! I don't want to play anymore! Everybody just go home!
— Paddywack, Darkwing Duck, The Haunting of Mr Banana Brain
Now hand over that hook-nose Sockbat or I'll fucking kill you all!
— Strawberry Sweetcake, Drawn Together
My powers! They're gone! You ruined EVERYTHING!
— Magica de Spell, DuckTales (2017), "The Shadow War Part II: The Day of the Ducks!"
No! No cuts! Jim Starling never cuts! I'll film this finale if it kills me, and everyone on this roof!
— Jim Starling, DuckTales (2017), "The Duck Knight Returns!"
No, no! You will obey me!
— Doofus Drake, DuckTales (2017), "Happy Birthday, Doofus Drake!"
I'll claw out your soul, grind your heart to dust beneath my heel, and rip my powers out from you with my bare teeth! You think you've won, but I am your FATE! I am the DARK FORCE at the core of all things! I AM MAGICA DE SPELL!! RRRAAAAAAAARRRR!!
— Magica de Spell after Lena defies her for good, DuckTales (2017), "A Nightmare on Killmotor Hill!"
If the Earthers won't live in fear of the Moon, then they'll die in fear of it! After I blow up the Earth, then you won't be a planet!
— General Lunaris, DuckTales (2017), "Moonvasion!"
You fools! You do not deserve eternal youth!
— Ponce de Leon, DuckTales (2017), "The Forbidden Fountain of the Foreverglades!"
No! I will not lose to Scrooge!
— Bradford Buzzard, DuckTales (2017), "The Last Adventure!"
There's no way she could have known that I planned to kill James Woods and frame Tom Tucker. Thereby destroying the two people who cast me aside and ruined my life!
— Diane Simmons, Family Guy, "And Then There Were Fewer"
H-Help! Help! He is a battle-droid! Somebody help me! M-Mommy! ...I-I'm sorry I spilled the transmission fluid, Mommy... No! NO! DON'T WELD ME TO THE WALL, MOMMY!
— Roberto, Futurama, "Insane in the Mainframe"
"Less than twelve hours, and it's all. Gone. Wrong. I mean, you KNOW I missed some of them with the cannon shot! You know it. There is only one thing to do. Ramp up the reactor output! I want to start striking cities randomly until they give me what I WANT!"
— Cobra Commander, G.I. Joe: Resolute
The Devil: [disguised as a hot woman] I'm sorry. I just had a flat tire and I was wondering if you-
God: Give it up! You're too late.
The Devil: It's not fair! IT'S NOT FAIR! [turns back] It's never an even playing field! I always get the short end! Just for once I-
God: Go to hell.
[The Devil goes back to Hell]
God: Give it up! You're too late.
The Devil: It's not fair! IT'S NOT FAIR! [turns back] It's never an even playing field! I always get the short end! Just for once I-
God: Go to hell.
[The Devil goes back to Hell]
"When I get my hands on you kids, I'm going to DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES!"
— Bill Cipher, Gravity Falls
Bill Cipher: WHAT?! THE DEAL'S OFF! (the mind's door closes, preventing him from leaving) WHAT THE...?!! NO, NO, NO, NO!!
Stanley: Oh, yeah. You're going down, Bill. You're getting erased. Memory Gun! Pretty clever, huh?
Bill Cipher: Y-YOU IDIOT! DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'RE DESTROYING YOUR OWN MIND TOO?!
Stanley: Eh, it's not like I was using the space for much anyway.
Bill Cipher: LET ME OUT OF HERE! LET ME OUT... (Tries to use his powers, with no effect) WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!
Stanley: Hey, look at me! TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME, YOU ONE-EYED DEMON! You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake: you messed with my family!
Bill Cipher: You're making a mistake! I'll give you anything! Money! Fame! Riches! Infinite power! Your own galaxy! Please! NO! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! (starts suffering a Shapeshifter Swan Song) Nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni I! Nrub ot emoc sah emit ym! L-T-O-L-O-X-A! STANLEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!! (Stan punches Bill and he is destroyed)
Stanley: Oh, yeah. You're going down, Bill. You're getting erased. Memory Gun! Pretty clever, huh?
Bill Cipher: Y-YOU IDIOT! DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'RE DESTROYING YOUR OWN MIND TOO?!
Stanley: Eh, it's not like I was using the space for much anyway.
Bill Cipher: LET ME OUT OF HERE! LET ME OUT... (Tries to use his powers, with no effect) WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!
Stanley: Hey, look at me! TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME, YOU ONE-EYED DEMON! You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake: you messed with my family!
Bill Cipher: You're making a mistake! I'll give you anything! Money! Fame! Riches! Infinite power! Your own galaxy! Please! NO! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! (starts suffering a Shapeshifter Swan Song) Nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni I! Nrub ot emoc sah emit ym! L-T-O-L-O-X-A! STANLEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!! (Stan punches Bill and he is destroyed)
The Joker: Harley... you don't want to do this. We can rule Gotham together! No, nooo! You're nothing without me!
Harley Quinn: You always tried to make me think that, but it's not true! I have friends that love and care about me. I am moving on with my life with the people that matter! And that ain't. You! Puddin'! (to Poison Ivy) Drop 'im.
Poison Ivy: Love to.
The Joker: (begins crying) You don't want to do this! (is dropped into the normalizing acid bath) I've always supported strong female friendshaaahh!
Harley Quinn: You always tried to make me think that, but it's not true! I have friends that love and care about me. I am moving on with my life with the people that matter! And that ain't. You! Puddin'! (to Poison Ivy) Drop 'im.
Poison Ivy: Love to.
The Joker: (begins crying) You don't want to do this! (is dropped into the normalizing acid bath) I've always supported strong female friendshaaahh!
YOU OOOOOOLD-TIMEY PRICK!! I'll show YOU su-u-u-u-ferrrrring![[...]]I'LL D-DESTROOOOOY Y-OOOU, YOU LITTLEEEE-
Lucifer: So this is what you've been up to since Eden, huh? Gotta say, you really let yourself go.
Adam: Oh, you're judging me?! You're the most hated being in ALL OF CREATION!
Lucifer: Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer. Or the second, bow-chicka-bow-wow.
Adam: I'LL FUCKING END YOU!!
Adam: Oh, you're judging me?! You're the most hated being in ALL OF CREATION!
Lucifer: Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer. Or the second, bow-chicka-bow-wow.
Adam: I'LL FUCKING END YOU!!
No!...you don't get to end this! I'm fucking ADAM! I'm THE FUCKING MAN and you're just some fucking clown or somethin'! I started EVERYTHING on Earth! All of mankind came from THESE FUCKING NUTS! You all should be worshipping me! You ungrateful, DISGUSTING, FUCKING LOSERS!
— Adam, Hazbin Hotel, "The Show Must Go On"
Why did you make me do this?! You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet. You'll live to see this world crumble to dust and blow away! Everyone and everything you know will be gone. ... What will you have after five hundred years?
— Nolan Grayson/Omni-Man, Invincible (2021), "Where I Really Come From"
(Kion summons the Elders, who pour rain on Scar's spirit)
Scar: No! NOOOO!
Ushari: What? Scar's plan failed?
Scar: The Roar is a curse, Kion! You'll see! SISI NI SAWA! (vanishes)
Ushari: Sssstop! You can't destroy him!
(Ushari furiously lunges at Kion, only to be knocked into the lava by Bunga)
Scar: No! NOOOO!
Ushari: What? Scar's plan failed?
Scar: The Roar is a curse, Kion! You'll see! SISI NI SAWA! (vanishes)
Ushari: Sssstop! You can't destroy him!
(Ushari furiously lunges at Kion, only to be knocked into the lava by Bunga)
— The Lion Guard, "Battle for the Pride Lands"
What do you think this is? Some kind of school dance? I'm trying to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
— No-Face, The Little Freaks
"I'LL KILL DA WABBIT! Awise, storms! North winds, bwow! South winds, bwow! Typhoons! Huwwicanes! Earthquakes! SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!"
Well, it looks like the only fists that are raised in this town are pacifists! Yeah, run, get outta here, get outta here, cowards! Look at ya! Hahahahaha! Aww, where are you all going?! GET BACK HERE! YOU COME BACK HERE! SHOW ME THAT YOU HAVE ONE OUNCE OF TESTOSTERONE BETWEEN THE THREE OF YOU!
...With all you people as role models, no wonder my son is... sensitive.
...With all you people as role models, no wonder my son is... sensitive.
— Clay Puppington, Moral Orel, "Sacrifice"
Anthony Ivo/Parasite: You are NOT the hero here! You're HUMAN! You made me into a MONSTER!'
Superman: You turned yourself into a monster, Ivo!
Parasite: And what does that make an alien freak like you?!
Superman: You turned yourself into a monster, Ivo!
Parasite: And what does that make an alien freak like you?!
The only reason I'm not destroying you is because no one is paying me to do it!
— Misty, My Life as a Teenage Robot, "Mist Opportunities"
Twilight Sparkle: Everypony has unique talents and gifts, and when we share them with each other, that's how rea--
Starlight Glimmer: [Vein-poppingly furious] QUIET!!!
Starlight Glimmer: [Vein-poppingly furious] QUIET!!!
— My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "The Cutie Map"
No... this can't be possible! Your magic can't defeat mine! I'VE DESTROYED THE SOURCE OF YOUR POWER!
— King Sombra, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "The Beginning of the End Part 2"
Don't just stand there! You'll be just as bad, just as conniving, just as evil, and just as unforgivable as those witches! We're human! We're better than this!
— Emperor Belos as he decays into a puddle from the boiling rain, The Owl House, "Watching and Dreaming"
Nooo! Wandalind! No! It's not fair! Neil! You asshole! I hate you, Neil! Wandalind!
— Satan after Neil casts Life Drain on his Player Character (It Makes Sense in Context), Paradise PD, "Dungeons and Dragnet"
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
— Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb
Dick: I said take him away, you mutants!! Huh?! (the clones begin chanting Dick's name)
Blossom clone: You never gave us love!
Buttercup clone: Where was our love!?
Dick: Get back! I am your MASTER!
Bubbles clone: Only a master of evil, Dick!
Dick: NO, NO, NOOOOO! (collapses onto a piece of machinery and bursts into flames)
Blossom clone: You never gave us love!
Buttercup clone: Where was our love!?
Dick: Get back! I am your MASTER!
Bubbles clone: Only a master of evil, Dick!
Dick: NO, NO, NOOOOO! (collapses onto a piece of machinery and bursts into flames)
No! No! Oh, I'm melting, melting, melting. Oh what a world. YOU GUYS ARE COMING WITH ME!
Morty... why? Why...?
— Fart, Rick and Morty, "Mortynight Run"
Morty: [on the phone] Rick, don't get mad, but I-I stole your portal gun.
Rick: What the fuck, Morty?!
Morty: I told you I didn't want the damn selfie eight-hundred times! Look, whatever the hell is going on between you and the President, it's got nothing to do with me.
Rick: So where did you go?!
Morty: I can't tell you. Rick, did you tell my mom she might be a clone?
Rick: No! I told her she wasn't!
Morty: Well, isn't that what you'd tell a clone?
Rick: Oh, for Christ's sake...
Morty: Rick, my mom and dad are getting back together.
Rick: WHAT?! NO! SHE'S NOT A CLONE!
Morty: Well, she says it doesn't matter if she is or isn't because now she loves my dad, and she wanted me and Summer to come home, and we're hiding from you so you don't kill her if she's a clone in a place I picked that you will never find. So don't look for us.
[Morty hangs up. The President sucker-punches Rick]
The President: Come on, bitch!
Rick: Oh, you come on, bitch. I'm out. I'm done. I've gotta... I've gotta go.
Rick: What the fuck, Morty?!
Morty: I told you I didn't want the damn selfie eight-hundred times! Look, whatever the hell is going on between you and the President, it's got nothing to do with me.
Rick: So where did you go?!
Morty: I can't tell you. Rick, did you tell my mom she might be a clone?
Rick: No! I told her she wasn't!
Morty: Well, isn't that what you'd tell a clone?
Rick: Oh, for Christ's sake...
Morty: Rick, my mom and dad are getting back together.
Rick: WHAT?! NO! SHE'S NOT A CLONE!
Morty: Well, she says it doesn't matter if she is or isn't because now she loves my dad, and she wanted me and Summer to come home, and we're hiding from you so you don't kill her if she's a clone in a place I picked that you will never find. So don't look for us.
[Morty hangs up. The President sucker-punches Rick]
The President: Come on, bitch!
Rick: Oh, you come on, bitch. I'm out. I'm done. I've gotta... I've gotta go.
Anytime guys. Let's go. Bust on out of there. Whenever you're ready. [realizes Sam and Max aren't getting out of the trap] WHAT?! YOU'RE GIVING UP?! What about CHEATING DEATH? After all the trouble I've gone through, is this any way to treat a...TO TREAT A FRIEND FOR LIFE?!
— Lorne The Friend For Life, The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police, The Friend For Life
NO MORE WORDS!
— The Omen, Samurai Jack, "XCVII"
Oh, no.
— Aku after Jack and Ashi escape to the past so Jack can finish off his past self for good, Samurai Jack, "CI"
Huh? You're back already?! No, wait!
— Past-Aku realizing that Jack has returned to the present day to finish him off for good, Samurai Jack, "CI"
Shadow Weaver: My Lord, you're really going to let this- this princess tinker with my Runestone?!
Hordak: Her "tinkering" has increased the firepower of every weapon she's touched. So yes, she gets to "tinker" with whatever she wants - including the Black Garnet, which is mine to give or take, as I see fit.
Shadow Weaver: You can't... You can't do this! I alone have learned how to draw power from it - a feat no sorceress has done before! I have unlocked its potential!
Hordak: And you wasted it on parlor tricks. Force Captain Catra, proceed. The Garnet is yours.
Catra: Yes, Lord Hordak.
Shadow Weaver: [exploding with shadowy magic in anger] NOOOOO!
Catra: Stop her! Don't let her touch the—
Shadow Weaver: YOU WILL NOT TAKE WHAT IS MINE!
Hordak: Her "tinkering" has increased the firepower of every weapon she's touched. So yes, she gets to "tinker" with whatever she wants - including the Black Garnet, which is mine to give or take, as I see fit.
Shadow Weaver: You can't... You can't do this! I alone have learned how to draw power from it - a feat no sorceress has done before! I have unlocked its potential!
Hordak: And you wasted it on parlor tricks. Force Captain Catra, proceed. The Garnet is yours.
Catra: Yes, Lord Hordak.
Shadow Weaver: [exploding with shadowy magic in anger] NOOOOO!
Catra: Stop her! Don't let her touch the—
Shadow Weaver: YOU WILL NOT TAKE WHAT IS MINE!
—She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Light Hope!"
Catra: Why aren't you in Hordak's lab?!
Entrapta: Uh... hmm...
Catra: There's no time. We need to fire up the portal machine.
Entrapta: We can't! Opening a portal now will be disastrous! It's going to collapse and take us all with it! Adora was right!
Catra: "Adora is right." ...Ha ha ha... Adora gets everything she wants! But not this time. This time, I am going to win. I don't care what it takes. We are opening that portal NOW!
Entrapta: Uh... hmm...
Catra: There's no time. We need to fire up the portal machine.
Entrapta: We can't! Opening a portal now will be disastrous! It's going to collapse and take us all with it! Adora was right!
Catra: "Adora is right." ...Ha ha ha... Adora gets everything she wants! But not this time. This time, I am going to win. I don't care what it takes. We are opening that portal NOW!
—She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Moment of Truth"
Catra: What are they saying?!
Lonnie: What? Who?
Catra: Don't pretend like you don't know! Are they laughing at me?!
Lonnie: ...Mostly, people are just tired. I think if you let them sleep, everything will be fine.
Catra: Everything isn't "fine"! Scorpia would be here if everything was fine! ...Heh heh heh... Just leave. Like everybody else. GO!
Lonnie: What? Who?
Catra: Don't pretend like you don't know! Are they laughing at me?!
Lonnie: ...Mostly, people are just tired. I think if you let them sleep, everything will be fine.
Catra: Everything isn't "fine"! Scorpia would be here if everything was fine! ...Heh heh heh... Just leave. Like everybody else. GO!
—She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Fractures"
Put an end to this mockery. DESTROY THEM ALL!!!
—Horde Prime, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Heart Part 2"
Sideshow Bob: Yes, I admit it. I hated him. His hackneyed shenanigans robbed me of my dignity for years. I played the buffoon, while he squandered a fortune on his vulgar appetites. That's why I framed Krusty! And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
Bart: Take him away, boys.
Sideshow Bob: Treat kids like equals, they're people too! They're smarter than you think! They were smart enough to catch me!
Bart: Take him away, boys.
Sideshow Bob: Treat kids like equals, they're people too! They're smarter than you think! They were smart enough to catch me!
AHHHHH! IT'S THE BEATING OF THAT HIDEOUS HEART!!! [pause; everyone stares at her, bemused] I mean, I think I hear something.
— Lisa Simpson, after her attempt to sabotage her rival's Poe-themed literature diorama, The Simpsons, "Lisa's Rival"
Scott Christian: The latest polls indicate Burns' popularity has plummeted to Earth like so much half-chewed fish.
Burns: You must have a few tricks up your sleeve. Smithers, boil some coffee, we're not licked yet.
Adviser: Yes we are. Come on boys, the old guy's finished. (they leave)
Burns: Wait, come back! You can't do this to me! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
Burns: You must have a few tricks up your sleeve. Smithers, boil some coffee, we're not licked yet.
Adviser: Yes we are. Come on boys, the old guy's finished. (they leave)
Burns: Wait, come back! You can't do this to me! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
Mr. Black: (to Jimbo) I thought you said you broke their spirits!
Jimbo: We did...
[Mr. Black slaps Jimbo in the face and shakes him]
Mr. Black: YOU BROKE NOTHING!
Jimbo: We did...
[Mr. Black slaps Jimbo in the face and shakes him]
Mr. Black: YOU BROKE NOTHING!
Grim: Nothing matters because we're all gonna die someday!
The Boss: [appears holding a gun] Hey!
Grim: [gets down on his knees] No, no, no. Please don't kill me. Please. I don't want to die. Please don't kill me! Please don't! [breaks down sobbing while pissing his pants]
The Boss: [appears holding a gun] Hey!
Grim: [gets down on his knees] No, no, no. Please don't kill me. Please. I don't want to die. Please don't kill me! Please don't! [breaks down sobbing while pissing his pants]
"I really hate that hedgehog. I hate him. Hate him! HATE HIIIIIIIM!!!! HATE! HATE! HATE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!"
— Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM)
Dr. Eggman: You and your furry friends are adorable when you try this hard, hedgehog. But the result is inevitable. This world is mine! [Shadow arrives and perches himself on the Paradox Prism] Shadow?! What the heck are you doing here?!
Shadow the Hedgehog: I am the Ultimate Life Form. I go wherever I want.
Dr. Eggman: Huh?
Shadow the Hedgehog: CHAOS CONTROL! [Vanishes, taking the Paradox Prism with him]
Dr. Eggman: NOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Shadow the Hedgehog: I am the Ultimate Life Form. I go wherever I want.
Dr. Eggman: Huh?
Shadow the Hedgehog: CHAOS CONTROL! [Vanishes, taking the Paradox Prism with him]
Dr. Eggman: NOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Cartman: Heidi, you are not breaking up with me.
Heidi: Yes, I am. It's over.
Cartman: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, sweet-HEART! [He grabs the gun and points it at himself] STEP BACK! I'LL DO IT I SWEAR TO GOD!
Heidi: It's not gonna work this time, Eric.
Cartman: YOU BREAK UP WITH ME, I WILL KILL MYSELF! THE CHOICE IS YOURS, HEIDI! COME ON EVERYBODY! [singing] Eric, we don't want you to die!
Heidi: I'm sorry. You can be the victim. I can't. [she then walks away]
Cartman HEIDI! HEIDI, I'M GOING TO DO IT! HERE WE GO! HEIDI!! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!
Heidi: Yes, I am. It's over.
Cartman: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, sweet-HEART! [He grabs the gun and points it at himself] STEP BACK! I'LL DO IT I SWEAR TO GOD!
Heidi: It's not gonna work this time, Eric.
Cartman: YOU BREAK UP WITH ME, I WILL KILL MYSELF! THE CHOICE IS YOURS, HEIDI! COME ON EVERYBODY! [singing] Eric, we don't want you to die!
Heidi: I'm sorry. You can be the victim. I can't. [she then walks away]
Cartman HEIDI! HEIDI, I'M GOING TO DO IT! HERE WE GO! HEIDI!! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!
Mickey Mouse: You'd better start talkin', haha! You'd better start talkin' right now, haha!
Stan: We told you: we aren't working for another studio and there isn't a plan to sabotage your big night.
Kyle: We came on our own 'cause our friend's purity ring is killing him.
Mickey Mouse: You're lying! I'll cut you up, haha!
Joe Jonas: You see? We were right about the purity rings! A nice Christian symbol can't be used for profit gains.
Kevin Jonas: We've all angered God.
Mickey Mouse: You think God is in control here, haha?! I am in control! I've been in control since the '50s in case you haven't noticed, haha! You three faggots are going onstage, and [points at the boys] YOU three faggots aren't going to stop me! NOBODY IS RUINING THIS EVENT!! Haha. I've worked too long and too hard to have anybody fuck this up!
[Kyle notices he's next to the mic control desk and surreptitiously turns up the Mic 1 slider, causing Mickey's voice to be heard by the audience, who quiet down]
Mickey Mouse: Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers? Haha. Your music sucks and you know it! Haha. It's because you make little girls' 'ginies tickle! And when little girls' 'ginies tickle, I make money! Haha. And that's because little girls are fucking stupid! Haha. And the purity rings make it okay to do whatever I want! Haha. Even the Christians are too fucking stupid to figure out I'm selling sex to their daughters! I've made billions off of Christian ignorance for decades now, haha! And do you know why?!
[Cartman sees the curtain control button and presses it. The curtain rises revealing Mickey Mouse to the audience]
Mickey Mouse: Because Christians are retard-ed! Haha. [Mickey is facing the boys, so he doesn't notice anything happening behind him yet] They believe in a talking dead guy! Haha. [having heard his own echo, he blanches and turns around. He now sees the audience.] Ohhh. Haha. Hello, folks!
Audience: BOOO!!
Mickey Mouse: Now now, take it easy, haha. Here's the Jonas Brothers.
Audience: BOOO!!
Joe Jonas: Come on guys.
Mickey Mouse: No! Stop! Bring them back here!
Roadie: It's over, Mr. Mouse. Everyone's tuning out.
Mickey Mouse: NO! NO, GODDAMNIT! NO!
[The crowd won't stop booing]
Mickey Mouse: SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! AAAAAAGH!
[Mickey suddenly blows up to a height of some 40 feet and starts breathing fire on the audience.]
Stan: We told you: we aren't working for another studio and there isn't a plan to sabotage your big night.
Kyle: We came on our own 'cause our friend's purity ring is killing him.
Mickey Mouse: You're lying! I'll cut you up, haha!
Joe Jonas: You see? We were right about the purity rings! A nice Christian symbol can't be used for profit gains.
Kevin Jonas: We've all angered God.
Mickey Mouse: You think God is in control here, haha?! I am in control! I've been in control since the '50s in case you haven't noticed, haha! You three faggots are going onstage, and [points at the boys] YOU three faggots aren't going to stop me! NOBODY IS RUINING THIS EVENT!! Haha. I've worked too long and too hard to have anybody fuck this up!
[Kyle notices he's next to the mic control desk and surreptitiously turns up the Mic 1 slider, causing Mickey's voice to be heard by the audience, who quiet down]
Mickey Mouse: Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers? Haha. Your music sucks and you know it! Haha. It's because you make little girls' 'ginies tickle! And when little girls' 'ginies tickle, I make money! Haha. And that's because little girls are fucking stupid! Haha. And the purity rings make it okay to do whatever I want! Haha. Even the Christians are too fucking stupid to figure out I'm selling sex to their daughters! I've made billions off of Christian ignorance for decades now, haha! And do you know why?!
[Cartman sees the curtain control button and presses it. The curtain rises revealing Mickey Mouse to the audience]
Mickey Mouse: Because Christians are retard-ed! Haha. [Mickey is facing the boys, so he doesn't notice anything happening behind him yet] They believe in a talking dead guy! Haha. [having heard his own echo, he blanches and turns around. He now sees the audience.] Ohhh. Haha. Hello, folks!
Audience: BOOO!!
Mickey Mouse: Now now, take it easy, haha. Here's the Jonas Brothers.
Audience: BOOO!!
Joe Jonas: Come on guys.
Mickey Mouse: No! Stop! Bring them back here!
Roadie: It's over, Mr. Mouse. Everyone's tuning out.
Mickey Mouse: NO! NO, GODDAMNIT! NO!
[The crowd won't stop booing]
Mickey Mouse: SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! AAAAAAGH!
[Mickey suddenly blows up to a height of some 40 feet and starts breathing fire on the audience.]
— South Park, "The Ring"
It's not worth it! It's just not worth it! Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.
Look, kid... I'm not your bodyguard! [cries] I'm the Strangler! See?!
— The Tattletale Strangler, SpongeBob SquarePants "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler"
Rutherford: Captain, you need to see this!
Freeman: Ensign, I'm busy!
Buenamigo: Rutherford?
Rutherford: Yes, that's right, and I figured it out. The Aledo's code is corrupted. He erased my memory to cover it up. The AI's the same one that killed Shaxs!
Buenamigo: Why did I stop at your memory? I should've erased all of you!
Freeman: Les, what the hell is this?!
Buenamigo: Starfleet is so competitive. Once you're an admiral, you hit a wall. I've been trying for years to make a name for myself. I'm not letting you take it from me, not after everything I did to get us here!
Freeman: Everything you did?! Wait, that means—
Buenamigo: Yes, yes, I set you up. I was sure you would fail at negotiations on Deep Space 9, but you stumbled through that fiasco!
Freeman: And the Breen?!
Buenamigo: Of course I knew they were on Brekka! I needed the Aledo to save the day, and you handed me a perfect disaster!
Freeman: My crew could've been killed!
Buenamigo: The Texas class will keep countless others out of danger. The good of the many, Carol!
Rutherford: Sir, you don't understand. The code you're using, its emotional processing isn't stable. You can't bring those ships online!
Freeman: You are not one of those bad-faith admirals that's up to no good. You're better than this, Les!
Buenamigo: I'm really not. You know, I'll-I'll say you attacked the Aledo out of anger when you lost the race. It... defended itself.
Freeman: Ensign, I'm busy!
Buenamigo: Rutherford?
Rutherford: Yes, that's right, and I figured it out. The Aledo's code is corrupted. He erased my memory to cover it up. The AI's the same one that killed Shaxs!
Buenamigo: Why did I stop at your memory? I should've erased all of you!
Freeman: Les, what the hell is this?!
Buenamigo: Starfleet is so competitive. Once you're an admiral, you hit a wall. I've been trying for years to make a name for myself. I'm not letting you take it from me, not after everything I did to get us here!
Freeman: Everything you did?! Wait, that means—
Buenamigo: Yes, yes, I set you up. I was sure you would fail at negotiations on Deep Space 9, but you stumbled through that fiasco!
Freeman: And the Breen?!
Buenamigo: Of course I knew they were on Brekka! I needed the Aledo to save the day, and you handed me a perfect disaster!
Freeman: My crew could've been killed!
Buenamigo: The Texas class will keep countless others out of danger. The good of the many, Carol!
Rutherford: Sir, you don't understand. The code you're using, its emotional processing isn't stable. You can't bring those ships online!
Freeman: You are not one of those bad-faith admirals that's up to no good. You're better than this, Les!
Buenamigo: I'm really not. You know, I'll-I'll say you attacked the Aledo out of anger when you lost the race. It... defended itself.
— Star Trek: Lower Decks, "The Stars At Night"
Locarno: I thought you were smarter than everyone else! Sounds like you're just another apologist for a broken system!
Mariner: Hey, Starfleet's not perfect; they mess up all the time. But in the end, they're trying to do what's right. I didn't take a single shot at your fleet, but you put them in danger. And what about Josh?
Locarno: That wasn't my fault! If... if my stupid professors had just let us practice...!
Mariner: Josh died because of your ego, man!
Locarno: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Mariner: Hey, Starfleet's not perfect; they mess up all the time. But in the end, they're trying to do what's right. I didn't take a single shot at your fleet, but you put them in danger. And what about Josh?
Locarno: That wasn't my fault! If... if my stupid professors had just let us practice...!
Mariner: Josh died because of your ego, man!
Locarno: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Eh eh eh eh... You think you've won? HA! YOU DON'T MAKE THE PLANS, I DO! ME! Only I know how this all turns out!
— Toffee, Star vs. the Forces of Evil
That droid exaggerates!
—Wat Tambor, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, "Liberty on Ryloth"
Let me go! Let me die! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BURN! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
— Maul, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, "The Phantom Apprentice"
Stay back! I was following orders. I was follow...
— Admiral Edmon Rampart getting arrested by the Coruscant Guard after his involvement in destroying Tipoca City is revealed to the Imperial Senate, Star Wars: The Bad Batch, "Truth and Consequences"
Officer: Governor, we have a problem.
Governor Arihnda Pryce: I don't want to hear it! Just... stop them! Nothing gets through!
Alexsandr Kallus: Thrawn's not going to be happy with you making a mess of his fleet.
Governor Arihnda Pryce: Throw this traitor out the airlock.
Governor Arihnda Pryce: I don't want to hear it! Just... stop them! Nothing gets through!
Alexsandr Kallus: Thrawn's not going to be happy with you making a mess of his fleet.
Governor Arihnda Pryce: Throw this traitor out the airlock.
Madelyn Spaulding: You may as well give me that video tape. Even if you show it to the police, I would just take over their minds too. From now on, I am the boss!
Static: Oh, yeah? Well you're not the boss of me!
Madelyn: Am too!
Static: Am not!
Madelyn: Am too!
Static: Am not!
Madelyn: Rhaaaaaaaaaa! (to her mind slaves) Hold him! (grabs Static by the head) YOU! WILL DO! AS I! COMMAND!
Static: Oh, yeah? Well you're not the boss of me!
Madelyn: Am too!
Static: Am not!
Madelyn: Am too!
Static: Am not!
Madelyn: Rhaaaaaaaaaa! (to her mind slaves) Hold him! (grabs Static by the head) YOU! WILL DO! AS I! COMMAND!
Kevin: *taunting Stevonnie* What, what? That's right! First place, baby! It's like I invented winning.
Stevonnie: *holds out their hand* Good race.
Kevin: *looks at their hand suspiciously* You tryin' to... kiss my hand with your hand or something?
Stevonnie: You know, Kevin, you were right.
Kevin: *scoffs and turns away* I know. ...About what?
Stevonnie: The view from the mountain was pretty great.
Kevin: *gets agitated* Hey! don't try to teach me a lesson! You lost!
Stevonnie: Second place isn't so bad... for my first time driving a car. *makes a peace sign and walks back towards the Dondai*
Kevin: *scoffs in displeasure* Look at you! You're so obsessed with me, you're gonna drive away.
(Stevonnie begins driving off.)
Kevin: Fine! Go play with some kiddy toy cars! I could beat you at that, too!
(Stevonnie glances at Kevin, yelling in desperation, through their rear view mirror as they continues driving off, smiling to themselves.)
Kevin: Don't forget! You're obsessed with me! *runs onto the road* Obsessed! Obseeeeeessed!
Stevonnie: *holds out their hand* Good race.
Kevin: *looks at their hand suspiciously* You tryin' to... kiss my hand with your hand or something?
Stevonnie: You know, Kevin, you were right.
Kevin: *scoffs and turns away* I know. ...About what?
Stevonnie: The view from the mountain was pretty great.
Kevin: *gets agitated* Hey! don't try to teach me a lesson! You lost!
Stevonnie: Second place isn't so bad... for my first time driving a car. *makes a peace sign and walks back towards the Dondai*
Kevin: *scoffs in displeasure* Look at you! You're so obsessed with me, you're gonna drive away.
(Stevonnie begins driving off.)
Kevin: Fine! Go play with some kiddy toy cars! I could beat you at that, too!
(Stevonnie glances at Kevin, yelling in desperation, through their rear view mirror as they continues driving off, smiling to themselves.)
Kevin: Don't forget! You're obsessed with me! *runs onto the road* Obsessed! Obseeeeeessed!
— Steven Universe, "Beach City Drift"
White Diamond: NOOO!! (White starts slamming the ground) You are PINK DIAMOND! That is Pink Diamond's gem! You do not look like this, you do not sound like this, you are not half-human! You're just a-a-acting like a CHILD!
Steven: I am a child... What's your excuse?
(Connie laughs as White blushes in embarrassment)
Steven: I am a child... What's your excuse?
(Connie laughs as White blushes in embarrassment)
— Steven Universe, "Change Your Mind"
All that stuff's easy for you to say! When you change, you change for the better! When I change, I CHANGE FOR THE WORSE! I used to be Just! Not! Good enough! Just not good enough for Pink! But now... Now... I'M NOT GOOD AT ALL! [...] [starts to giggle sadly] That's funny, right? At least you found me entertaining. You actually... liked me... didn't you? What am I doing? Why do I wanna hurt you so bad? I'm supposed to be a friend. I just wanna be a friend...
—Spinel, Steven Universe: The Movie
Oh noooo, it's melting! My precious power ring, gone forever... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
— Shreeka, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987), "Shreeka's Revenge"
You are not fit to judge me! I am the Shredder! I am invincible!
— Ch'rell a.k.a. the Utrom Shredder, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003), "Exodus Part 2"
No! I am the Shredder, slayer of mutant turtles! If destroying them means the end of everything, THEN SO BE IT!
— The Utrom Shredder, Turtles Forever
Sh'Okanabo: All my plans and preparations, only to be defeated by mere sunlight?! No one shall know what transpired here today! (tears up the building he and his enemies are in and leaves)
(later, after Sh'Okanabo has returned to his spaceship...)
Sh'Okanabo: This is impossible! The Kanabo have thrived before on countless planets under countless suns.
Viral: Not impossible, Dread Lord. Merely improbable. Analysis indicates that the unique wavelength of this planet's solar radiation's focus through its unusually oxygenated atmosphere has a dire effect on the emerging symbiosis. In other words...
Sh'Okanabo: All my efforts have been in vain! The Kanabo cannot survive on Earth. (roars in a fit of rage as he tosses and smashes things around in the ship)
(later, after Sh'Okanabo has returned to his spaceship...)
Sh'Okanabo: This is impossible! The Kanabo have thrived before on countless planets under countless suns.
Viral: Not impossible, Dread Lord. Merely improbable. Analysis indicates that the unique wavelength of this planet's solar radiation's focus through its unusually oxygenated atmosphere has a dire effect on the emerging symbiosis. In other words...
Sh'Okanabo: All my efforts have been in vain! The Kanabo cannot survive on Earth. (roars in a fit of rage as he tosses and smashes things around in the ship)
Then destroy the Autobots! Destroy the city! DESTROY ANYTHING THAT'S NOT ME!!!
— Megatron, Transformers: Animated
FINISH HIM!
— Airachnid, Transformers: Prime
What are you doing?! No! We will not retreat!
— Megatron, Transformers: Prime
NOOOOOOOO!!!! Decepticons, KILL THEM!!!
— Megatron, Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy
I'll break your stack for this one! THEY CAN'T HOLD JOHNNY CUBA!
— Johnny Cuba, TUGS, "High Winds"
We didn't! He's a liar and a traitor! Seize him! I can prove he's lying. Idiots! He's getting away!
— Tim-Tom on being accused, along with Kevin, of killing Henchman 24, The Venture Brothers, "The Devil's Grip"
NO! Blue bastard! Don't ruin this for me!
— Dr. Jonas Venture, Sr., The Venture Brothers, "Arrears in Science"
Twenty minutes...? All that wakfu spent for a jump of twenty minutes in time? Two hundred years of research and collecting wakfu for twenty mere minutes!? NOOOOOOOO!
— Nox, Wakfu
Piella Bakewell: I will be back to get you, Wallace! I will have my baker's dozen!
Wallace: But Piella, the balloon won't hold you!
Piella Bakewell: They can't just drop me! I'm as light as a feather, I'm the Bake-o-Lite girl!
Wallace: But Piella, the balloon won't hold you!
Piella Bakewell: They can't just drop me! I'm as light as a feather, I'm the Bake-o-Lite girl!
Lord Dominator: H-how is this happening?! They're just a bunch of goofy idiots! BOTS! HELP ME! (Her bots all break apart) Fine! I don't need you! I DON'T NEED ANYBODY!
Wander: Well, that's silly. Everybody needs somebody... That's it! You need us! I have Sylvia, Lord Hater has Peepers and The Watchdogs, but you're all alone up here!
Lord Dominator: SHUT UP! I've got lots of friends! Uh, Bot 79, Bot 108, Bot 13- No, wait, I blew up Bot 13... SHUT UP! I'VE GOT LOTS OF FRIENDS!
Wander: You could destroy us when you first showed up! And when we put out that concert for you, and when you spend the whole night with Syl... but you didn't! Because you like hanging around us! Even if it is in a "I'm gonna kill you" way!
Lord Dominator: Stop it! Just stop talking!
Wander: That's why you're such a bully! You're lonely!
Lord Dominator: I'LL DESTROY YOU!
Wander: Well, that's silly. Everybody needs somebody... That's it! You need us! I have Sylvia, Lord Hater has Peepers and The Watchdogs, but you're all alone up here!
Lord Dominator: SHUT UP! I've got lots of friends! Uh, Bot 79, Bot 108, Bot 13- No, wait, I blew up Bot 13... SHUT UP! I'VE GOT LOTS OF FRIENDS!
Wander: You could destroy us when you first showed up! And when we put out that concert for you, and when you spend the whole night with Syl... but you didn't! Because you like hanging around us! Even if it is in a "I'm gonna kill you" way!
Lord Dominator: Stop it! Just stop talking!
Wander: That's why you're such a bully! You're lonely!
Lord Dominator: I'LL DESTROY YOU!
— Wander over Yonder, "The End of the Galaxy"
I can destroy galaxies with a thought. Why won't you die?!
— Infinity Ultron, What If…? (2021), "What If... The Watcher Broke His Oath?"
I've got a need. I need you to Get Out!
— House of Tomorrow, The Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse
If I quit, I won't lose, so they can't beat me, won't beat me, NEVER!
— Miss Power, WordGirl: The Rise of Miss Power
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! I HATE HIM!! I'M NOT LIKE HIM! I'M NORMAL!!! GET OUT OF HERE, ALL OF YOU!!! I'M NOT LIKE HIM! I'M NORMAL!!! I'M NOT LIKE HIM!! YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!! YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!!! (grabs his laser and starts shooting at the Sabertooth hologram) YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Graydon Creed, X-Men: The Animated Series, "Beauty and the Beast"
You Earthlings are a pestilence and a plague! You dare sabotage us?! Dare betray us?! Have you forgotten who controls the Warworld? The Light is fortunate we do not carve up your planet as we speak!
— Reach Ambassador, Young Justice (2010), "Summit"
The kitty... is not... safe! NONE OF YOU... ARE... SAFE!
— The Child, Young Justice (2010), "Kreab Ym Traeh!"
