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Funny: Midnight Screenings

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     2011 
  • As part of his Vlog series on midnight screenings of films, Brad sent his friends Jake and Irving to watch The Smurfs. Their review consisted of a tremendously hilarious Freak Out.
    • When "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" is brought up, Jake makes a hilarious point: "SHOOT THE FUCKING MONKEYS!!!"
    • Brad sends the two out again in December to see Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked. The resulting Freak Out is quite possibly even funnier than The Smurfs.
  • Brad sends Jerrid and Jillian to see The Change Up. To say Jillian looked like she wanted to kill Jerrid would be an understatement.
    • After Jillian talks about the numerous instances of scat humour, Brad asks them if they ended up seeing A Serbian Film by mistake.
    • During the review, David Cronenberg's Crash of the Planet of the Apes is brought up.
  • The entire "ass-burgers" discussion from the review of Glee 3D.
  • The Twitter answers explaining Fridge Logic how the footage for Apollo18 got back to Earth. Some of them include "A Wizard Did It", The Transformers brought it back, and Kyle Kallgren's answer, "Apollo 19, duh!".
  • This piece of gold from the Midnight Screening of Transformers 3.
    Brad: I've seen some bad movies this fucking summer: Priest, Pirates 4. This makes those movies look like Super 8. This movie sucks big, floppy, venereal-diseased, fucking DICK! Oh my fucking GOD, is this a piece of shit! Now I know what it was like, Jerrid, when you went to go see Judy Moody, because this movie is for someone who's fucking FIVE! (beat) But what did you guys think?
    • The increasingly Oh Crap face on Jerrid's face as he realises just how pissed Brad really is.
  • Jake's rage across Brad's Midnight Screening 2011 reviews was always entertaining, and he stole the show in the wrap-up show, where Brad and his friends discussed their favorite and least movies from the summer.
    Jake: I don't know, I hated damn near everything I saw this summer. My absolute worst, I'm gonna say the group of friends that I have, for making me see all of that shit.
  • In Brad and Jake's review of Spy Kids 4, after mentioning the preview for Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill, Brad mentions how he thinks Al Pacino decided to take a part in the movie:
    Brad (as Al Pacino): Hey Bobby! I bet I can make a worse movie than Little Fockers!!
    • Also from that episode, them describing the film's "4-D" (read: scratch and sniff) gimmick, and the two constant smells generally being "cardboard" or "fart."
  • In the Midnight Screenings entry for Mr. Popper's Penguins, Jake relates his accidentally spotting a completely naked couple having sex in the back row of their theater throughout the entire movie, with the woman's moans occasionally syncing up with penguin squawks. And Jerrid missed the whole thing. The discussion of this takes up half the video, and it's worth every second.
    "You know how this is supposed to be a review of penguins and now it's a review of fucking?"
    • When Jake was asked if the woman was hot, without missing a beat, he immediately replied "No, no". His deadpan delivery of that one line is priceless.
    • Brad (who went to see Green Lantern) had this to say:
    "I am so glad I paid money so you could watch some fucking porn! I had to watch Green Lantern! You had much better fucking 3D than I did!"
    • Also, the story of Jake and the confused ticket seller, who thought Jake was just kidding about buying a ticket for Mr. Popper's Penguins, to the point that he printed him off a ticket for Green Lantern.
  • Reb Brown as Hal Jordan...just let the idea simmer.
  • Jillian reviews Breaking Dawn Part 1 while Brad & Brian have some fun. It truly starts when Brad and Brian throw milk and cookies on her and gets better.
    • It is also a Crowning Moment Of Awesome for Jillian. Seriously, she has to be a good sport to allow herself to be messy and humiliated like that.
    • Not to mention getting her payback by shooting Brad straight-on.
  • The review of the third Alvin and the Chipmunks film, pure rage all the way through. Starting with the opening scene featuring the chipmunks winding their way through people's legs going onto the cruise ship, and they were hoping someone would step on them.
    • Brad's hilariously silly line of "They get Chipwrecked! when guessing what happens in the film.
    • Jake repeating what Brittany said in a complete ghetto voice.
  • Cars 2:
    Jake: The fact that Larry The Cable Guy is alive proves that the hitman I hired sucks.

     2012 
  • Brad and Jerrid sit through The Devil Inside, which has a disclaimer saying it is not endorsed by the Vatican, and Jerrid imagines the Pope sitting in a movie theatre with a bucket of popcorn, endorsing the movie.
  • Jerrid questions Selene's ability to survive a headshot which Brad accepts as it is not a commonly accepted method of killing vampires. Which leads to the following lines:
    "It's like getting mad at Superman because he flies. What?! Real people can't do that! Psh, look, all I'm saying is that Superman should not be super. He should get shot like the rest of us. Fucking Superman, who the fuck does he think he is?"
  • Brad, Jillian, Max Force, and Ryan see The Phantom Menace. When the topic of the Luke and Leia kiss from Empire Strikes Back is briefly raised, Brad has a response:
    Brad: Well, that was hot. Caligula's my favorite movie, think I'm gonna have a problem with incest in Star Wars?
  • During the review of Battleship, Brad notes that the dumb character looks exactly like Chris Bores. Leading to this.
    Brad: (doing an impression of Bores) When I was a kid, Battleship was a timeless classic. We had battleships, submarines, life boats, sailing boats. Face it, Battleship is ruined!
    • This exchange near the end:
    Brad: My final thought is, uh... (chuckles) I don't know if I'll see anything worse this summer. Not saying there won't be worse, but whatever is worse... Jake and Irving will probably be at.
    Irving: (across the parking lot) Fuck you!
  • At the very end of the Midnight Review of What To Expect When You're Expecting, Brian lets loose such a cruel zinger that it makes everyone laugh.
    Brian: If your pregnant wife asks you to go to this movie with her, punch her in the stomach.
    • Brian commenting that it would have been funny if the couple that Jake caught having sex for the Mr. Popper's Penguins review came to watch the movie, with the woman pregnant.
  • After their positive review for Prometheus generates a tremendous amount of backlash from people who didn't like it, Brad and his crew decide to "re-review" the film...and end up making one gigantic, Stealth Parody "Take That" to people who are overly annoyed by unessential details. Their "complaints" include a character ending their sentence with a preposition, someone's haircut being too short, and details about a storm being scientifically inaccurate as revealed by the Weather Channel. It's a sight to behold.
  • The review of Madagascar 3 had this exchange:
    Irving: If you like the possibility of becoming brain damaged, or the possibility that your future children will come out of your womb or ballsack as complete and utter down syndrome kids, go see this movie.
    Jake: What the fuck is WRONG with you!?
  • Sarah and Jake review That's My Boy. This is so bad that Jake is mostly quiet.
    • "You filthy sons of bitches. I hope you all die of herpes. Do you understand... YOU CAN'T EVEN DIE OF HERPES, AND I HOPE YOU DO!"
    Sarah: Okay, so final thoughts?
    Jake: (Totally Deadpan) I hate Adam Sandler. I hate everyone who likes Adam Sandler. I hate Adam Sandler's parents. I hate everything to do with Adam Sandler. If I read in tomorrow's paper that he died, I will paint myself and dance naked in the streets. In just sheer joy. And I will do it for forty-eight hours.
    • Sarah's opening says it all: "You know what's funny? Pedophilia."
    • Brad decides to check on the two at one point. It does not go well for him.
    • Jake's explanation of how Sarah got him to see this movie, involving bad impersonations of Brad, Jillian and Sarah, and culminates in him screaming "You have pretty eyes!"
      • She employs the same technique when Paranormal Activity 4 comes around, and Jake has to keep her from falling asleep.
  • The preview pic for the Midnight Screening of The Amazing Spider-Man is utterly hilarious to behold. The gang all got little plushie Spider-Men at the premiere, so they shot a pic that looks like they all came in cosplay, save Sarah who's grinning like there's no tomorrow in the picture.
  • Jake and Irving's review of Brave isn't nearly as angry as their usual fare, given that they actually had a nice time at the movies for once, but one moment stands out: Jake recalling how he was recognized by some of the theater staff as "the guy who went to see Madagascar 3".
  • In the Diary of a Wimpy Kid 3 Review:
    • The duo's nickname for Rowley:
    '''Brad: That fucking kid that looks like a pumpkin.
    ''Jake: He did look suspiciously like a pumpkin.
    • The two of them referring to Greg and Rowley as "Whiny ass kid" and "Pumpkin" for the rest of the review.
  • Madea's Witness Protection
  • Brad, Jake and Dave go to see The Oogieloves. They conclude that the movie is not just hilariously bad, but is in fact destroying the youth of tomorrow.
    • The gang spotted a rather poorly-chosen hand gesture early on in the film...
    Dave: It's fun to sing in the morning-SIEG HEIL!
    • Regarding the scene in which Zoozie tries to speak llama:
    • "Not to sound like Jerrid, but I think the pillow had Down's Syndrome."
    • Whenever Brad draws parallels between the film and certain horror movies.
    • Jake reveals that when he briefly thought the movie wasn't quite over yet, he got so angry he snapped his promotional plastic glow-wand in two. Most of the liquid inside landed on Dave.
    • Brad's impression of Bobby Wobbly.
    YOU LIKE BUBBLES?!
    • Brad's take on Bobby Wobbly, calling him "A cross between Diedrich Bader, Crispin Glover, a child molester and Gary Busey."
    • Jake's original tangent:
    Jake: I hate you. I hate the website. I hate the fans. I hate every single one of them who enjoys this kind of bullshit. I'm fucking done. I'm done son.
  • Brad and Jillian see House at the End of the Street. Jillian has trouble remembering the name of one of the movie's many unlikeable characters...
    Brad: Well I'm sure you remembered [the character named] "Jillian"!
    Jillian: (playfully flips off Brad)
  • Brad's analogy of his reaction to Dredd:
    Brad: Oh, my fucking God...delicious Dredd splooge all over my face and it tasted so fuckin' good! And you can quote me on that!
    Brian: ...that was the most disgusting metaphor I've ever heard.
  • About 19 minutes into Brad & Jillian's review of The Man with the Iron Fists, Lloyd knocks over the camera. Silly cat.
  • The 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2' review. Jillian playing the role of a fangirl to perfection combined with Jake at his angry best. Brilliant.
  • At the end of the "Top 10 Worst Films of 2012" video, Brad suggests that Jake should wear a rainbow afro from Madagascar 3, walk down the street, and sing "Dun dun dunununun Afro Circus", which causes Jake to chip in, only much louder, to the point where he's screaming into the face of Brad, who is in hysterics.
    DUN DUN DUNUNUNUN DUN DUN CIRCUS. AFRO CIRCUS! AFRO CIRCUS!!!!!!

     2013 
  • In the Texas Chainsaw 3D review, Brad makes yet another reference to Roots. Max Force asks him how come everything comes back to that show. Brad struggles to answer, turns to Brian, and asks: "Help me out, you used to have slaves".
    • Incidentally, after this video, the rest of the Midnight Screenings crew will periodically refer to him as Slaver Brian.
  • Dave's attempt to describe the Idiot Plot, Insane Troll Logic, Artistic Licence Law, and Plot Holes of Identity Thief. Summed up by this dialogue:
    Dave: So now he has to drive all the way to Florida to bring back Melissa McCarthy.
    Brad: Why?
    Dave: Because I have the weird feeling I'm cursed with having to see movies this year with really dumb cops.
  • Brad's summary of A Good Day To Die Hard in one word: "SUCKED!"
    • At the end of the video the topic switches to Brad's Snob review of Moment by Moment, and Brad tells of someone who contacted him that had read the novelization of Moment by Moment. First, he's surprised that a novelization exists, then he's blown that there's a scene where John Travolta's character tells Lily Tomlin's character that she looks like his mother...and even if she was his mother he'd want to have sex with her.
  • While discussing G.I. Joe: Retaliation, Ryan brings up an old clip from the show in which Deep Six emerges from the bottom of a pool to educate kids on swimming safely. What follows is this gem:
    Why was Deep Six in the bottom of that pond, looking up at these boys in their swim trunks swimming?!
  • During the review of Tyler Perry's Temptation, Irving walks by while Dave and Brian are reviewing the film. Irving asks, in a playful tone "How was your guys' movies, huh?" Dave proceeds to leave the car and beat on (i.e.shove a lot) Irving. While Brad, Brian and Ryan watch.
    Brad: It's about time one of these turned into a snuff film!
    • Hell, Dave's unrestrained fury during the whole review is hilarious to watch.
      • Which hilariously enough started during the first few seconds of the review.
      Dave: Fucking dammit!
      Brad: Dave, you save some of that magic for the camera.
      Dave: YOU FUCK YOURSELF!!!
    • Their summation of an AIDS-related plot point: "Everybody's got AIDS and shit!"
  • The Iron Man 3 midnight screening:
    • Loading up the page and seeing the guys with Pac-Man plushies they apparently won from the grabber. Before starting the video, it's completely out of nowhere.
  • Brad refers to the runes from The Mortal Instruments City Of Bones as "the Jesus fish crossed with a Swastika."
  • Sarah and Brian dancing at the end of the Battle of the Year (3D).
  • Brad's "gift" for Irving in The Big Wedding review.
  • Sarah describing The Great Gatsby as "This dude falls in love with this vapid cunt of a woman, and then she fucks him over and he dies."
  • Brad and Brian reenact the overenthusiastic audience they had during The Hangover Part III at the beginning of the review.
  • The beginning of the review of The Internship is utterly hilarious: Jake holds up his ticket stub, which he lit on fire. Then he steps out of the car to put out the fire. He pops back in just to say "I'm done" and disappears (He does return).
    • When they're trying to explain a scene in the movie and are baffled by one characters job description ("the guy who runs the fucking search engine?"), Sarah offers up the helpful offering of, "He, he's the search engineer" and proceeds to get a high-five from Brad. Dave yells out NO and hits the steering wheel in anger; Jake, whose hatred of puns is lengendary, can be seen twitching in fury and having to restrain himself from possibly ending Sarah right then and there.
    • The whole video is the stuff of legend. Jake and Dave, when not screaming, are seething in anger and desperately wanting to hurt something somewhere.
    Jake: All it was was a bunch of stupid, awkward white-people humor. You KNOW HOW I FEEL about WHITE-PEOPLE HUMOR! . . . Y'know what they're called when they first show up to this place? They're called "Noogles", Brad. THEY'RE CALLED "NOOGLES!" BECAUSE THEY'RE NEW TO GOOGLE!!! "NOOGLES!!!"
    Dave: And they use it exactly how you expect them to!
    Brad: *shrug*
    Jake: "What's up, my Noogles?".
    • At one point, Sarah gives Jake an activity book for the upcoming animated movie Turbo:
    Jake: Hold on, there's a word search.
    Dave: Oh, let's do the word search.
    Jake: The answers- I don't know if you can see this- [holds the booklet up to the camera] Here's the word search. The answers are all highlighted for you right there, in the bottom right hand corner. There's really no point to even looking.
    Brad: Well how else am I supposed to know where the words are?
    Jake: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK FOR THEM! Why do they put it in the bottom right hand corner? Traditionally, this shit's on the ba- this is the back. You half-assed motherfuckers.
    • Dave declares that he'll never use Google again, and Brad asks him, 'So you're a Bing man, now?' Dave is completely taken aback, and can only utter 'Wh... what?"
  • Brad appearing to pop out of Hammerspace during the review of Now You See Me.
  • Brad and Irving deciding that Harrison Ford's performance as Branch Rickey in 42 makes it a better Old Indiana Jones movie than Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and advising the viewers to "go for Jackie Robinson, stay for Indiana Jones!"
  • During Ryan and Jake's Western Animation/Monsters University review, Ryan brings out a shirt that Brad bought Jake as a gift. What follows is beyond words.
    "DOES THAT SAY 'WITCH AND FAMOUS????!!!!' WHY DOES THAT SAY 'WITCH AND FAMOUS???!!!!'"
    • What really sells it is Ryan completely losing his shit in the process.
    • Before that, there's Ryan's rant about people being noisy in theaters.
    • Jake breaking down into disbelieving laughter when Ryan describes a preview depicting time traveling turkeys.
  • Sarah's plot summary of Fast And Furious 6: "So, Michelle Rodriguez isn't dead, she has amnesia, and everyone has to go save her, and (mimes driving, shooting a gun and explosions) the end."
  • The note Jake wrote from The Heat review:
    Irving: Look who's fatty the fat kettle fat fatty fat. Love Jake.
  • Grown Ups 2 is so bad that it turns Irving into a Nazi sympathizer.
    • Brian is also revealed to be a Grammar Nazi.
      Irving: Let me tell you something about deers, Hollywood. THEY DON'T LIKE FUCKING PEOPLE! They will run away because we try and kill them.
      Brian: The plural of that is just "deer."
      Irving: [Stares at Brian]
      Brian: Well, it was me or a commenter, dude. Come on.
      Irving: Dude, fuck this.
  • Jake is thoroughly pissed off by R.I.P.D and ends up having to sing his happy song to cheer up. What is it? It's none other than the Ducktales theme song!
    • Jillian manages to annoy the hell out of him in the process, winds him up into a full-blown rage, and when he's done, she manages to look serious and just asks, "So, did you like it?"
      • Her obvious joy as she annoys him makes it even funnier.
    • Jake's declaration that he will personally destroy the world when he becomes a ghost because the hatred he has cannot be killed.
  • Sarah and Dave review Red 2. Jerrid turns up, and Sarah cordially invites him to fuck off.
  • Brad, Jake and Irving all review Smurfs 2... shirtless.
    • In the beginning, Jake pulls off his Smurfs 2 jacket and grabs his shirt off Irving's lap. Irving snaps "Ow, watch my balls!" to which Jake replies "Fuck your balls!" Brad, being Brad, is sitting in the back seat laughing to himself.
      • The light in the car goes out after a few minutes. To turn it back on, Brad opens and shuts his door. The second time he does this, they have their shirts back on.
    • The way the review starts, before the shirts come off, is just golden. The Kid Movie Dream Team(Irving and Jake) are both sitting in the front seat, Jake with a look of utter displeasure on his face and Irving's face is very grim while he plays with his phone. Brad, on the other hand, picks up a Smurfs 2 waterbottle, takes a swig, and then gives out the most satisfied "Ahh" afterward that immediately sparks Jake's characteristic fury.
    • "That was great, 'cause I'm sitting next to Jake and, all of a sudden, I hear him just scream out, 'HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING CORNDOG IS?!?'"
    • Jake is furious when they get to talking about all the puns the movie made.
    Jake: What the fuck ones did not make the final script?! THEY PUT SMURFHOLM SYNDROME IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE! THAT GOT GREENLIT!! WHAT THE HELL DID NOT GET GREENLIT?!
    Jake: At least Die Hard 5 did not say "Smurfholm Syndrome." That fucking infuriated me. "Oh yeah, she just has a classic case of Smurfholm Syndrome!" Yeah, that's a fucking fantastic disease to throw "Smurf" in front of. That's fucking fantastic.
    Brad: "Don't mind him, he's got Smurf Gehrig's Disease!"
    (Irving nearly bursts into laugher)
    Jake: Smurf Gehrig's Disease!? (Laughs)
    • Jake refers to the female evil Smurf as "Jillian-Smurf". Then he flips out when the others laugh and explains himself at the top of his lungs.
  • From the Planes review: Jake pitches an idea for a movie set in the Cars/Planes universe titled "Jetsetters."
  • For the Paranoia review, Brad, (who's flying solo) starts it with "I'm so lonely." The You're Next review released the next day:
  • Brad sums up what makes Rush and the protagonists James and Niki so great in one sentence:
    Brad: They're both assholes!
    • Sarah talked about how she thought he meant a Rush Hour sequel at first.
    Brad: If it was a Rush Hour sequel it wouldn't be me at that one!
    Sarah: Yeah it would.
    Brad: It probably would.
  • The thumbnail for The Shining video is that of Brad and Brian imitating Jack's face at the end of the movie.
  • Brad, Brian and Dave go see The Best Man Holiday, having not seen the predecessor The Best Man. What they got was a surreal experience that they can't say is good but highly recommend, saying that it verged on Stealth Parody at points.
    Dave: What's wrong with that? I just wanna see 'em sitting in some trees.
  • Brad and Jake referring to Kristoff as "Yukon Cornelius" in the Frozen review. Then they start making references to "Raging Rudolph".
  • "Black Nativity: Heavy on the black, light on the nativity!"
  • The first line of the A Madea Christmas review:
    Brian: "Dave's cranky."
  • Irving's Mental Midgets comment from the Walking with Dinosaurs review.
  • Anything in this recap video (many are listed above).
  • In the Top 10 Worst Films of 2013 (Brad and Jake Edition), when Brad says his #1 worst movie, A Good Day To Die Hard (the one in Mother Russia) the caption above part of the title of the poster of the movie makes it read: "Eat Shit and Die Hard".

     2014 
  • The "STD Bingo card" joke in the review of That Awkward Moment.
  • Endless Love (the remake) broke Brad and perhaps even more than that ("it made my soul melty"). Especially since the movie is almost an adaptation In Name Only and closer to a Nicholas Sparks book. Jillian's light-hearted moments prevent the review from getting hard to watch. Brad even lampshades that, without Jillian, it would have been the most depressing review and video he made for the website.
  • Their review of Robocop features an Orphaned Punchline at the very beginning: "Maybe (Brian Lewis's) ancestors owned him." The crew admitted the orphaned punchline will make no sense to the audience, but if you think a little harder you will realize they were discussing why Lewis is a black man in this movie.
  • The Winter's Tale review. All of it.
  • Brian's impersonation of the crying sound that Mary Magdalene does in Son of God.
    • Sarah imitating Peter's crying.
    • Brian's impression of the kid from ''Heaven Is For Real" and his take on the trailer.
    • At the end of the review, the light of the car goes out, and they (Brian and Sarah, who did the review, and Jillian and Brad, who were in the back of the car) say goodbye. Cue Brian going "Urrrrghhh!" just before the video finishing.
  • Brad getting a taste of what he's been dishing out to Dave and Brian when he has to go see Tyler Perry's Single Moms Club.
    • The first line of the video was like a Brick Joke more than a year in the making (since Dave and Brian had to see Tyler Perry's Temptation):
    Brad: Everything they said was true!
  • Brad and Sarah guess that the society of Divergent was created so that the four main factions would kill each other and leave Amity in charge.
  • The reenactment of the dialogue throughout the Sabotage review.
  • The God's Not Dead review:
    • Like Battleship, there's Dave swearing someone out for talking during the movie. More specifically, a youth group member who was 12 or 13.
  • Jake telling a story of his school Wrestling days in the Draft Day review is priceless.
    • The funniest part of the "Draft Day" review is while Jake is recapping the plot of the movie, and they start assigning the characters stupid nicknames, for example: Bo Callahan is Bo Titties, P. Diddy's character is Pizzle Dizzle, Vontae Mack is Mack Daddy, and Ray Jennings is Ray-Jay.
  • Rio 2: Brad comes up with a pun so good that even Jake can't help but smile:
    • Brad recalling his experience directing a Spanish version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, despite not speaking the language at all.
    • Jake recalling his story of starring in an anti-drug play. As 17 different characters. Brad jokes that he was the Peter Sellers of his school.
    • Brad mentioning a reenactment of the aftermath of a drunk driving accident and mentioning that passing drivers must've been freaked out by seeing the aftermath and everyone standing around.
    • The fact that only about a third of the video is spent discussing the film itself.
  • In the Heaven Is For Real review, Brad and Dave stumble upon the kid's twitter account.
  • The Quiet Ones review, where Brad and Jillian make fun of the noisy audience.
  • In the Brick Mansions review, Brian and Sarah constantly use "parkour" as a noun.
    • Then there's Brian's attempt at parkour in the car. The key word being "attempt".
  • The Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return review sees the return of Angry Jake in full force, and it is glorious.
    • Of note is Jake's refusal to call "that Marshmallow guy" by his actual name.
    • Also of note, Jake demanding to know where the Gales' insurance guy was, and Brad responds as the "Caught ya a dollar" guy.
    • His surprise at seeing how somehow his Grandpa Tuggers idea was made into a movie, and it was this one.
    • When discussing the unusual closing credits, note  they theorize that the movie could have been funded through either Kickstarter or Indie Go Go. note  Brad jokes about giving them $1000 under "Angry Jake Norvell".
    Brad: "We were about to cancel this whole production, but then we got a thousand extra dollars!"
    Jake: "Oh no, argh!"
    Brad: "Now we can put it in 2,000 cinemas nationwide!"
    Jake: "Starting with the home town of the person who donated, Mr. 'Angry Jake' Norvell."
  • During the Million Dollar Arm review, Brad compares Jillian to Dorothy from Legends Of Oz Dorothys Return, he even edits in a side by side comparison and the resemblance is uncanny.
  • At the end of the Godzilla review, the random guy who wants to know if Brad wants to get "drunk and high".
    • Pointing out that despite the fact that Godzilla is a giant monster who is taller than most buildings, he still causes less collateral damage than Superman in Man Of Steel.
  • In the The Fault in Our Stars review, Brad and Sarah tell stories about Dave's misadventures in driving, including crashing his car into another car full of foreign delegates.
  • Jake is more mellow than usual in the How to Train Your Dragon 2 review due to seeing a good movie and winning a plush neckrest from a claw crane. He and Brad joke about how it turns him into "Zen Jake" who has no problem with movies like The Smurfs 2. Brad then impersonates an angry fan who thinks the new Jake is boring.
  • When talking about Kevin Hart's narration in Think Like a Man Too note  The weather outside of the car consists of thunder and lightning, leading to this gem from Brad:
    Brad: "Looks like the sky is gonna provide a three-point shot to win the game!"
    • Brad saying how this movie completes Wendi McLendon-Covey's "Trilogy of Shit" having starred in Single Moms Club and Blended prior in the year.
  • Brad and Irving in the Jersey Boys review talking about their childhood sex talks and late night Cinemax watching is a thing of beauty...
  • The Earth to Echo review, where Jake has a blunder on par with the "Assburgers" incident.
    • Brad saying that the movie is sort of a remake of the Atari 2600 ET game, followed by Jake yelling at Brad for the latter's defense of the game.
    • When discussing the stupidity of Who Shot JFK? theories, Brad and Jake joke about the conspiracies surrounding the Challenger explosion, such as Reagan ordering the explosion to win the election note  It gets better with this dialogue:
    Jake (as Oliver North): "Mr. President, we need security clearance to shoot down the ship."
    Jake (as Reagan): "Jelly beans."
    Brad: "It's a go!"
    Jake (as North): "You heard the man, it's a go, shoot the bitch down. BLAM! Look at those approval ratings."
    Brad: "Mission accomplished."
    Jake: "Mission accomplished sir, well done."
  • In the Planes: Fire and Rescue review, Brad & Jake break equate an RV-Salesman whom himself is an RV to slavery, of course leading to a rendition of Slaver Brian selling R Vs. "If I buy this RV, why do I have to buy the five smaller ones? Got to keep the family together..."
  • The Purge: Anarchy review, Brad & Jake talk about an internet reviewer style purge. The main rule being that they can make fun of the viewers but the reverse cannot happen with the highlight being what Irving could say during it.
  • Brad, Sarah and Dave see a trailer for The Maze Runner at Into The Storm. From the presence of a mechanical spider, they guess that the characters are being held prisoner by Arliss Lovelace.
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