Dolly: "Dan I've seen Creepshow, this dosen't end well for you."
Travis: "I'm, pretty sure I saw one of those puss bubbles winking at me, I'm not sure how I feel about it"
The Opening with Dan scaring the crap out of his freind and ROB's joy about him messing himself on the floor "It was worth it"
Dan shruging off ROB telling him that while he came along because he can save him, he won't and just want's the irony to sink in.
After Dan throws up the MCDLT:
Travis:Today, was a good day.
The laugh track going on during ROB's incredibly morbid statments about the McDonald's Transformers.
80's Dan: Automan
The constant lampshade hanging about the various parts of the show that it has in common with 80's Dan (having an out-of-place non-human sidekick, not explaining how Dan got where he was, slowly introducing characters... etc.)
"Is it too late to name you '80's Douchebag'?"
"You remember my lecture on Manimal?" "Yeah, because you started masturbating in the middle of it."
What makes it even funnier is Brad's own obessesion with Manimal.
"How could you sell out like this Cursor? I saw you do Shakespeare."
"Rape is what happens."
"Not if you're Automan."
"I can turn Gyros and Stack Circles. Screw you Dan. Screw you." (Laugh Track)
Dan constantly acting like Dolly knows nothing about the 80's
Rob interrupting Automan with Phantasm
Dan attempting to kiss Dolly... only to get a punch in the face.
"He doesn't need to scream, he's got Automan."
"I sincerely believe that his dreamy good looks killed that man."
This exchange after a street light with a lady's voice let's Automan pass:
Dolly:Does this mean he had sex with that street light?
Dan: That streetlight had a woman's voice, that clearly means it has a vagina.
"I'm not intrested in your gangbang videos, Travis"
80's Dan: World Games
The Opening with ROB confident that his letter will be one of many Mrs. Crabtree gets, thus keeping her husband from getting suspiscous.... only for Dan of all people to point out she doesn't act and that his peeping doesn't count.
"There's only one time to get excited about the Olympics... while watching Cool Runnings."
After ROB sees them playing the NES
ROB: What are you doing with my sex box?
Dolly: Dammit, ROB, is that why it smells like battery acid?
Dan: It's okay Dolly. Belive it or not ROB's sex juice is the only thing that can get it started on the first try.
ROB: Her name is Nessie... and can we quietly change the subject?
"Techincally, I'm 47."
"You actually expect one of those add-ons to work?", "You and me, pistols. Tomorrow. At noon."
"As long as all the athletes are white, that can't possibly be racist."
"The first 80's cokehead joke of this new series is brought to you by the MCDLT"
Any time Dan slaps his knee and laughs way too loud.
"Can I ski now?" "Sure, let's watch you die."
"You need some classic 80's ski music"
Dan and Dolly doing nothing until they notice the commercial is over.
"I used to hang out in a lot of bathhouses in the seventies. I'm kind of afriad of large men in diapers."
80's Dan: Hot To Trot
During Travis' griping about Dan and R.O.B.
Travis: I don't like the way that robot looks at you. I think he has X-Ray vision.