Film / Wild Wild West

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It's a whole new West, alright.

Artemus Gordon: So, what does Loveless have? (notices factory complex) Well... he has his own city.
(out of nowhere a giant mechanical spider shows up)
Jim West: He has an 80-foot tarantula.
Artemus Gordon: Yes, well... I was coming to that.

Wild Wild West is a 1999 Cattle Punk comedy film directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, starring Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh, and Salma Hayek. It's The Film of the Series of The Wild Wild Westtechnically, anyway.

The plot, taking place during the presidency of Ulysses S. Grant, concerns government agents Jim West (Smith) and Artemus Gordon (Kline) attempting to prevent a renewal of the Civil War by amputee Southern scientist Dr. Arliss Loveless (Branagh) and his giant mechanical spider.


Provides examples of:

  • The Alliance: Rare villainous example in the "Loveless Alliance," namely Loveless and his people plus Mexico, Spain, France and Great Britain, all planning to divide the United States amongst themselves.
  • All There in the Manual: The novelization explains how Jim West survived the 80 foot fall.
  • All Your Base Are Belong to Us: Loveless steals the Wanderer with Rita in tow so that he can get to his laboratory in Spider Canyon.
  • Amazon Brigade: Loveless employs four female henchmen.
  • America Is Still a Colony: Part of Arliss Loveless' plan for the U.S. surrender and dividing the country was to return the original 13 colonies to the U.K., "minus Manhattan", Florida (but not the former parts of Mexico) to Spain, and what was more or less the Louisiana Territory to the French. A corner in the Northwest was reserved for "Loveless Land".
  • Anachronism Stew: Jim West's use of modern slang, such as "boobies" and "booty".
  • An Arm and a Leg: During the war Loveless lost both his legs, a lung, spleen, bladder, thirty-feet of small intestine and the ability to reproduce.
  • And Then I Said: Artemus, while discussing Rita Escobar.
  • And Starring: In one theatrical poster: "And Kenneth Branagh."
  • Animal Motifs: Loveless is all about spiders. It's on his flag, his secret base is in Spider Canyon, and his ultimate weapon is a Spider Tank.
  • Armed Legs: Jim West's blade-equipped shoes.
  • Artistic License History: President Grant didn't actually attend the joining of the railroads, let alone hammer in the golden spike. More nitpickily, the Secret Service was created before the film's timeframe — and was not tasked with protecting the President until much later.
  • Artistic License Physics: Pretty blatant with the collar trap device. First, the machine easily detects when someone steps over the copper "fence" — even without actually touching it and with no apparent connection between the two. Then the trap neck braces have some truly inconsistent magnetism (the braces only attract themselves after Gordon hits them with a stone, the buzz saws they're attracting rarely go in a straight line...) and the saws more or less have infinite angular momentum, mowing their way through entire cornfields without losing a bit of spin. Plus they explode when they run into each other!
  • Awesome, but Impractical: The fighting style of one of Loveless' minions, who demonstrates an impressive knowledge of kung fu. Compare and contrast Jim West's Boring, but Practical response of knocking him out with a shovel to the face.
  • Bad Boss: Loveless murders General "Bloodbath" McGrath and his men (who seem to represent most of Loveless' mooks) as a weapons demo.
  • Balls of Steel: The cybernetic mook that Jim faces in the spider's engine room. This elicits a Big "NO!" from him when he discovers that this particular bad guy has no weak spots.
  • Batman Cold Open: Jim West and Artemus Gordon vs. General McGrath in the saloon... at least, that's how it was written in the script.
  • Belly Dancer: Jim West as "Ebonia", complete with Mysterious Veil to hide his appearance, in a last ditch attempt to stall the meeting of Dr. Loveless and America's enemies and kill Loveless.
  • Between My Legs: Jim West's legs, as he's standing naked in front of three men after falling out of a water tank.
  • Berserk Button: Don't call Doctor Loveless an animal.
  • Bilingual Bonus: When Gordon starts up his Nitro-Cycle, he says "Avanti!", which is Italian for forward.
  • Black-Tie Infiltration: Jim West and Artemus Gordon infiltrate a post-Civil War Southern costume ball dressed as an armed cowboy and a French mountain man, respectively. Problem: the other attendees are white racist former slave owners, and Jim West is black.
  • Black Vikings: Jim West as a U.S. Army captain in 1869. Noted to be highly unusual.
  • Blade Below the Shoulder: A mook has swords that snap out of his wrists.
  • Bond Villain Stupidity: After Loveless captures West and Gordon, he fits their necks with the blade-attracting magnets that the professor in the opening was also killed with. Then he leaves before ensuring their demise.
  • Brains and Bondage: Holy crap, look at the rig in Loveless' bedroom! Then again... The man is missing everything below the waist, which limits his options somewhat.
  • Briar Patching
    • Subverted. Artemus attempts to have Dr. Loveless capture him, dressed as Ulysses S. Grant, to lure him away from the real Ulysses. Loveless takes them both.
    • Also, when Artemus is caught and about to be executed, he begs to be "shot in my heart, which has loved this country so much" because he is wearing his prototype for a bullet proof vest. Unfortunately, it doesn't work.
      Loveless: Shoot him in the head.
      Artemus: Damn.
  • Brick Joke: West and Loveless continue their Volleying Insults near the end.
  • Bulletproof Vest: Gordon's Impermeable, a chain mail vest that can stop period firearms.
  • ...But He Sounds Handsome: While impersonating President Grant, Gordon spends much of his time praising himself.
  • The Butcher: General "Bloodbath" McGrath is also "The Butcher of New Liberty".
  • Calling Card: Loveless sends President Grant a marzipan cake shaped like the White House. Live tarantulas emerge whenever the lid is lifted.
  • Campfire Character Exploration: While traveling on foot to Dr. Loveless' base, Jim West and Artemus Gordon relax around a campfire. Jim West tells Gordon about his childhood and how his parents were among those murdered by Loveless at the free slave town of New Liberty. Gordon (who had been feuding with West up to this point) tells West he'll help him get Loveless.
  • Catapult Nightmare: West flinging himself up from a bad dream in the "Wild Wild West" music video.
  • Chekhov's Gun:
    • All of Gordon's inventions (West's boot blade, "Impermeable" vest, railway car devices, flying bicycle, etc.).
    • The spider and the wasp.
    • Loveless' magnet collars.
  • Chewing the Scenery: West has a few moments. Loveless, however, surpasses him by several orders of magnitude.
  • Composite Character: The film version of Loveless is a Mad Scientist like his TV counterpart, but his backstory (a Confederate veteran embittered by being crippled in the war) is taken straight from another villain, Colonel Vautrain. (His Steampunk wheelchair also looks an awful lot like the one used by Mr. Braine.)
  • Cool Old Guy: President Grant, as exemplified here.
    Loveless: Well now isn't this a coincidence? I'm out for a little morning ride and right in the middle of nowhere I bump into General Ulysses S. Grant himself! We've never been formally introduced, I'm Doctor Arliss Loveless, formerly of the Confederate Army.
    Grant: Yes, Doctor Loveless. That's a fine-looking spider you've got there...what can I do for you today?
    Loveless: I have a humble abode nearby, I hope you'll accept my hospitality. I have a little proposition to make.
    Grant: What proposition is that?
    Loveless: The immediate and unconditional surrender of the United States of America to the Loveless Alliance!
    Grant: I didn't realize we were at war. You have me at somewhat of a disadvantage. I didn't bring my flyswatter.
  • Cool Train:
    • The Wanderer, used by West and Gordon.
    • Loveless' beats it. An armed, armored doodlebug (powered car) with both a slot for his War Wagon and spider legs.
  • Cosmopolitan Council: Dr. Loveless' foreign backers
  • Cowboy Cop: Jim West. Bonus points for him being a cowboy.
  • Cue the Falling Object: After Jim West manages to dodge an assassin (which was concealing himself as a "living artwork" in the office of Loveless, and kills Miss East at the same time), he pulls out his gun and shoots every piece of artwork in the room that is man-sized. After he does so and walks away, we find out that said artwork included an assassin on the roof when he crashes down onto Loveless' desk.
  • Cyborg: Loveless and some of his Mooks are steampunk cyborgs.
  • Damsel in Distress: Rita Escobar.
  • Dance Battler: Gordon shows off some balletic moves while fighting Loveless' ladies.
  • Dark and Troubled Past: Jim West had a rough upbringing. As a child, he grew up in plantations before he became The Runaway and was raised by Native Americans. He would eventually serve as a soldier of the U.S. Army's 9th Cavalry during the Civil War; one week before the war ended, West witnessed Loveless murder everyone at New Liberty, including his parents.
  • Deadly Disc: Dr. Loveless' machine that fires high speed homing saw blades.
  • Deadly Environment Prison: After Loveless captures Jim and Gordon, he places them in a small unguarded entrapment in the middle of nowhere. They can leave whenever they want, but doing so will activate a device that sends a Deadly Disc after their magnetic collars. Jim being Jim, he triggers it without even thinking.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Will Smith as Jim West and Kevin Kline as Artemus Gordon.
  • Deep South: Loveless has a southern accent befitting of a former Confederate soldier.
  • Demoted to Dragon: We find this out about Bloodbath McGrath, when he is killed by the real Big Bad.
  • Diabolical Mastermind: Dr. Loveless is re-imagined as a steampunk Blofeld on a white supremacist kick. Contrary to what he says, the Doctor has put aside his Confederate past and is conspiring with British, Mexican, and Spanish agents to divvy up the United States between them all. His reasoning is that, since the CSA "betrayed" him by surrendering to the Yankees, he owes them nothing.
  • Did Not Get the Girl: Neither Jim or Gordon get to hook up with Rita, because it turns out she's already married. Instead, they get something arguably more awesome: Loveless's 80-foot Spider Tank!
  • Disc-One Final Boss: At first it seems that General McGrath is the main villain, until Dr. Loveless makes his entrance, and dispacthes him and his henchmen to test a weapon.
  • Disguised in Drag: Artie as "Dora" at Fat-Can Candy's Saloon near the film's beginning. Later, Jim West as a belly dancer, his beard hidden under a veil.
  • Disney Death: Jim West. He takes a point-blank gunshot to the chest and falls 80 feet to the desert floor but survives because he was wearing one of Artemus Gordon's "Impermeable" bullet-proof vests.
  • Disney Villain Death: Dr. Loveless and nearly all of his henchmen and women towards the ending.
  • Divided States of America: Dr. Loveless's plan for the U.S. It seems he didn't love the South quite enough to not see it handed over to foreign powers as well.
  • Dragon Lady: Miss East serves as Loveless' second-in-command.
  • Dramatic Gun Cock: See Enhanced Interrogation Techniques below.
  • Earn Your Title: General "Bloodbath" McGrath, AKA "The Butcher of New Liberty". It later turned out that General McGrath was a decoy all along.
  • Ear Trumpet: General McGrath has one, tipping out accumulated ear wax at one point for disgusting effect.
  • Enhanced Interrogation Techniques: Jim West uses a Dramatic Gun Cock on "President Grant".
  • Et Tu, Brute?: General McGrath's reaction to Loveless murdering his men is outrage.
  • Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Loveless seems genuinely shocked and horrified when his weapons master Munitia is sent plummeting to her death. Granted, he gets over it pretty quickly and by the next scene is offering a job to the people who killed her, but still...
  • Even Evil Has Standards: General "Bloodbath" McGrath is hardly a pleasant man, but he is haunted and horrified by Dr. Loveless's murderous inventions and his willingness to test them on human subjects.
  • Evil Counterpart: Loveless to Gordon, each of them being a Gadgeteer Genius who invents a dizzying variety of different machines, vehicles, weapons and other contraptions decades ahead of their time. Arguably, West to McGrath, each being the less scientific and more pragmatic combat veteran half of their duo.
  • Evil Cripple: Dr. Loveless
  • Evil Redhead: Munitia, Loveless' henchwoman expert in weapons. She's presumably his top enforcer too.
  • Exactly What I Aimed At
    Loveless: After all that, you missed?
    Gordon: Actually I didn't.
    [cut to the leaking hydraulic line]
  • Eye Remember: Retinal Terminus Theory.
  • Fake Boobs: Artemus Gordon has some.
  • A Father to His Men: General McGrath draws a gun on Loveless and then tries to kill him when he annihilates all of McGrath's men with his tank, and his last words to West include him calling said soldiers "my boys".
  • Faux Affably Evil: Dr. Loveless acts polite and well-mannered, but it barely hides the mind of an Ax-Crazy psychopath.
    "By the way, I'll be seeing President Grant soon at Promontory Point. What should I tell him for you? I'm afraid it can't be that you're alive and well!" *Evil Laugh*
  • Femme Fatale: Rather downplayed with Miss East, who basically saves a complete stranger's (West's) life, something that's a bit too noble for the trope.
  • The Film of the Series: The film is an adaptation of the TV series.
  • Foreshadowing:
    • During Loveless' part in New Orleans, a musical group dressed in costume plays inside a framework of a giant painting. Later, Jim West shoots a group of assassins, each of whom is pretending to be a figure in a giant painting.
    • Played With. While Jim West and Artemus Gordon are in the desert, they see a tarantula hawk (wasp) attack a tarantula. Later on, Gordon uses this as an inspiration to create a flying bicycle to use against Loveless' giant mechanical spider.
  • Freudian Slippery Slope: Many puns are made when Rita comes in with the rear flap of her pajamas unbuttoned.
  • Full-Frontal Assault: In the opening of the film, Jim West is forced to fight a bunch of guys while nude. That is until his clothes are tossed down to him.
  • Funny Bruce Lee Noises: Artemus Gordon, while performing his Karate Kid impersonation.
  • Gadgeteer Genius: Artemus Gordon and Dr. Loveless.
  • Gag Boobs: Gordon's woman suit has those. So does a woman whom West confuses for him in drag. The latter leads to a hilarious party foul that the Southerners try to lynch West over.
  • General Ripper: Ironically enough, West to General "Bloodbath" McGrath.
  • Genius Cripple: Dr. Loveless
  • Giant Spider: See Spider Tank below.
  • Good Old Fisticuffs: West smashes a wanna-be martial artist silly on the climax with a shovel and punches people in the face, in contrast with Gordon's more fancy "dancing" fighting style (once used as misdirection so he'll trigger a gadget on West, once used as Deadly Dodging).
  • Gory Discretion Shot: In The Teaser, Morton's death by the saw blade is heard offscreen.
  • Groin Attack:
    • After General "Bloodbath" McGrath chooses the prostitute "Dora" (Artemus Gordon), another man tries to take her. McGrath pulls out a gun and shoots him in the groin. The people nearby turn around to look, then go back to what they were doing.
    • Jim West punches one of Loveless' mooks in the groin while in combat on the giant spider's engine deck.
    • After Jim West tries several attempts to hurt the iron mook, he attempts to kick his groin, with no luck.
  • Half the Man He Used to Be: Occurs in Dr. Loveless' Backstory, but he survives.
  • Hand-or-Object Underwear: West's hat in the opening scene.
  • Hurricane of Puns: Jim West's and Dr. Loveless' Volleying Insults.
  • I Know Karate: A mook tries this on Jim West. And then proceeds to get a shovel in the face.
  • I Surrender, Suckers: Jim West to Loveless' cyber mook.
  • Identical Stranger: Artemus Gordon looks like President Grant without the beard.
  • Idiot Ball: When West and Gordon are being chased by the saw blades, they run into the easily-cut corn field, as opposed to taking refuge by the large metal train that would surely stop the blades.
  • Incoming Ham: Loveless' introduction, as he explodes out of Lincoln's head as "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" plays in the background.
    Loveless: Don't you just hate that song?
  • In-Joke: The "DO NOT PUSH" train button is an obvious nod to Sonnenfeld's previous venture, Men in Black.
  • In-Name-Only: The original show was a merging of The Western with the Spy Drama. It didn't really have many Steam Punk elements, just some technology that would have been high-tech for the time period. The movie ran with Steam Punk and the specific James Bond-style "save the world" spy escapades. The show didn't have anything like the Spider Tank or the magnetic collars, which makes it a very stark contrast going between the two. According to Cracked, the premise of the Wild Wild West movie is based on a Batman: The Animated Series episode that originally starred Jonah Hex. It isn't exactly known how it became a Wild Wild West story.
  • Insufferable Genius: Gordon.
  • Interrogating the Dead: Gordon is able to see a man's last sight by slapping his severed and presumably hollowed-out head to a light.
    West: That's a man's head...
  • Intimidation Demonstration: Happens twice during Jim West's battles with Dr. Loveless' mooks inside the giant spider robot.
  • Instant Awesome: Just Add Mecha!: The giant spider.
  • It's Personal: West's unit was the one that found the aftermath of the massacre at New Liberty, and since then he's been itching for a chance to dust the man responsible. His birth parents were among the victims.
  • Knockout Gas: Artemus Gordon's sleeping gas billiard balls, except for one.
    West: That was not sleeping gas!
    Gordon: No, the 8-ball is an incendiary bomb.
  • Large Ham: Loveless and Gordon can be quite dramatic.
  • Last Request:
    • Artemus, disguised as President Grant, tries to get Loveless to kidnap him instead of the real Grant in the finale. It doesn't work.
    • Done again when Loveless threatens Grant by shooting his men, starting with Gordon. Gordon, knowing he's wearing a bulletproof vest, ask that he be shot in the heart to symbolize the country he loved. Loveless, true to his name, orders him to be shot in the head.
  • Leeroy Jenkins: West constantly ignores Gordon's planning and runs right into battle. Only after he causes them to run for their lives and runs out of other options does he ask for Gordon to work out a plan. Gordon doesn't take it too well.
  • Licensed Game: Wild Wild West: The Steel Assassin.
  • The Load: Rita Escobar. She forces herself on the search by giving up information that is of little to no help (Loveless willingly informs the duo that he's after President Grant), is nothing more than a distraction to them on purpose, and tops it by getting them all captured when she triggers a sleeping gas billiard ball (which she had been told the purpose of) in a bizarre attempt to avoid exactly that fate.
  • Loves the Sound of Screaming: For practical purposes, of course. Loveless makes a note to drill his gunners harder after the screams of their victims prove unsatisfactory.
  • Mad Scientist: Dr Loveless.
  • Made of Explodium: What the hell was in those flying frisbees of death, anyway?
  • Made of Iron: Jim West falls 80 feet (5 stories) to the ground, and lands on his back. The film seems to try to justify this by Jim being knocked out and severely bruised up when he wakes but the fact still stands. He should be dead.
  • Male Gaze: This film has more jiggling orbs than a cardio ball fitness class.
  • Master of Disguise: Artemus Gordon
  • Meaningful Echo: Gordon tells West and Rita that they need a plan to stop Loveless. After rescuing Gordon from Loveless' clutches towards the end of the film, West tells Gordon, "Right now, we need a plan."
  • Meaningful Name: All of Loveless' Paid Harem Bodyguard Babes. Loveless himself too.
  • Mexico Called; They Want Texas Back: "Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, California, revolve a Mexico."
  • Mistaken for Gay: The whole "touch my breast" scene.
  • Mister Big: Dr. Loveless.
  • Ms. Fanservice:
  • The Name Is Bond, James Bond: "Mr..." "West. Jim West"
  • Narcissist: Arliss Loveless. He even jokes about it.
    Rita: Not to give you a big head, but I kinda missed you.
    Loveless: Well isn't that a coincidence. I kinda missed me too!
  • Names to Run Away from Really Fast: General "Bloodbath" McGrath, the Butcher of New Liberty, and his boss, Doctor Arliss Loveless.
  • Neck Lift: The last of Dr. Loveless' mooks Jim West battles inside the giant spider robot does this to him.
  • Nitro Express: At the beginning of the film, Captain Jim West jumps on a wagon carrying cases of nitro (with only hay for padding) for a renegade regiment of the former Confederacy.
    Jim: This! Is Not! The Way! You Transport! Nitro!!!
  • Nobody Here but Us Statues: Loveless' mooks hiding in the paintings. After Miss East gives it away by looking at one, West quickly kills that mook, and then shoots every other picture.
  • No-Nonsense Nemesis: Dr. Loveless is a pretty hammy villain much of the time, but there's a hilarious moment after Artemus has been captured and is about to be shot. He's fortunately wearing body armor and demands that he be shot "...in the heart that loves this country so much." Loveless's response? "Shoot him in the head."
  • Noodle Implements: Loveless' suite. Yikes.
  • Noodle Incident: The New Liberty incident that gave General "Bloodbath" McGrath his nickname. Though it's eventually explained.
  • Not What It Looks Like: Coleman is disturbed when he overhears Artemus and Jim touching each other's "breasts."
  • Obviously Evil: Downplayed with McGrath; he's ugly, dirty, rude, a bigot, and a nasty person overall, and he's clearly evil; but he's a lesser evil compared to Loveless.
  • Of Corsets Sexy: Pretty much every female character's costume for most of the film (except for Garcelle Beauvais, who went without.)
  • Official Parody
  • One Bullet Left: Artemus Gordon's derringer has only one bullet and he uses it to disable Loveless' spider legs.
  • One-Winged Angel: Loveless gets out of his wheelchair and becomes a miniature version of his Spider Tank.
  • Overcome Their Differences: Jim and Artemus
  • Overly Long Gag: See Volleying Insults
  • Paid Harem: Dr. Loveless' extremely bizarre bodyguards: Amazonia (the muscle), Munitia (the rear gunner, hint hint), Miss Lippenrieder (the mouth-reader; basically acts as the intelligence agent) and Miss East (Bai Ling in a corset, enough said).
  • Pay Evil unto Evil: Jim West's insulting Dr. Loveless about his amputee status.
  • Phallic Weapon: Loveless's rather phallic disc blade launcher.
  • Point Defenseless: Actually averted with the Tarantula - it had Gatling guns on board, which make handy anti-aircraft weapons...
  • Politically Correct History: Mostly averted, actually. Contrary to popular misconception, the US Army had quite a few black officers during the Civil War. Official Army records list 186,097 black soldiers, 7,122 of whom were officers. How many of these achieved the rank of captain is not clear (one suspects most black officers were very junior). Even further, Jim gets himself in a lot of trouble for misbehaving at a party full of white people.
  • Politically Incorrect Villain: The strongly racist Dr. Loveless. Nevertheless one of his henchmen is a Native American. (On the other hand, note how none of his landclaim restoration plan gives anything back to the Native Americans...)
    • Loveless actually does plan to return something to the Native Americans. He doesn't expressly state it, and we can't see it on the map, but he references the (inaccurate) account of Manhattan being purchased from the Native Americans for beads, and tells Britain they'll be given the thirteen original colonies "minus Manhattan."
  • Pre-Mortem One-Liner: "No more Mr. Knife Guy.''
  • Punch! Punch! Punch! Uh Oh...: Jim West while fighting a cyborg mook.
  • Punctuated! For! Emphasis!: Jim's reaction to Gordon's doctor friend. Despite the Squick factor, it may double as a Crowning Moment of Funny.
    Jim: That... is a man's... head.
  • Pursued Protagonist
  • Quizzical Tilt: When the dog looks at Bloodbath McGrath's ear trumpet. Serves as a Shout-Out to the RCA logo, even referred to as such in the script.
  • Race Lift: Will Smith. There's also the issue of his dialect. No matter what race, West would not speak like he was, let's say, 1980s West Philadelphia, born and raised. As noted under Politically Correct History above, the Army did have black officers at the time, though it's uncertain if any ascended to Captain.
  • Raised by Natives: Jim West, by Native Americans.
  • Rant-Inducing Slight: Artemus Gordon after he and Jim West escape the Deadly Discs. See the Funny Moments entry.
  • Rasputinian Death: McGrath is shot and thrown into a river before slowly bleeding to death.
  • Reflective Eyes: West narrowly avoids an ambush in Loveless' office thanks to Ms. East's eyes showing his would-be killer.
  • The Remnant:
    • Played straight with General McGrath and his Confederate veterans early in the movie.
    • Then averted with his boss, Arliss Loveless, much to McGrath's chagrin. He doesn't care about the cause and joyfully guns down both McGrath and his men as a weapons demonstration for the foreign supporters with whom he intends to divide up the United States. Note that while he intends to claim a sizable piece of territory for himself, that territory isn't even in the South.
  • Rescue Romance: Appears to be occurring with Jim, Artemus and Rita Escobar. Subverted when it turns out that she's already married.
  • Ribbon-Cutting Ceremony: President Grant hammering in the Golden Spike.
  • Riding into the Sunset: Parodied by Jim West and Artemus Gordon in the last scene. They appear to be riding horses, until the camera zooms out to reveal that they're actually piloting the 80-foot Spider Tank they took from Loveless.
  • Roaring Rampage of Revenge: West plots to avenge his parents' deaths at the hands of Loveless and eventually succeeds.
  • Rule of Three: "That is a man's head".
  • Say My Name:
  • Scenery Censor
  • Scenery Gorn: The scenographic town of Silverado (built for the eponymous film) was destroyed for the scene the spider tank attacks it. Doubles as Actor Allusion, as Kevin Kline had appeared in Silverado. (Silverado's director even receives a Shout-Out.)
  • See You in Hell: When McGrath tries to kill Loveless for murdering his men for a weapon test.
    McGrath: You go straight to Hell, sir!
    Loveless: After you, sir. [shoots McGrath with a hidden gun on his wheelchair]
  • Shiny New Australia: Loveless wants most of the U.S. Northwest to retire on.
  • Shoot Everything That Moves: President Ulysses S. Grant comments: "And you West, not every situation calls for your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more, and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two".
  • Shout-Out:
  • Soul Brotha: Will Smith. Parodied and lampshaded on occasion, whenever Gordon suggests he act stereotypically black.
  • Southern-Fried Genius: Arliss Loveless. Confederate backstory, loud and proud Southern accent and mannerisms. Also invents the battle tank fifty years before World War One, plus the flying frisbees of death, and a steam-powered mechanical tarantula the size of an AT-AT.
  • Spiders Are Scary:
    • The giant mechanical spider.
    • Earlier in the film, Gordon is terrified of the desert tarantula that is crawling up Jim's arm. Jim, unfazed, comments "he's just trying to get warm."
    • Same goes for the tarantulas that are crawling all over the White House cake.
  • Spider Tank: An eighty foot tall Giant Spider tank.
  • Spotting the Thread: Jim determines that President Grant is really Artemis Gordon by the fact that he's wearing a Harvard class ring whereas Grant attended West Point. Though the fact he spent most of his time praising himself should have tipped him off too.
  • Stand-In Portrait: Loveless' mooks hiding in the paintings.
  • Steam Punk: The contraptions created by Dr. Loveless.
  • Super Wheelchair: A Steam Punk, walking, shotgun armed, wheel chair for Dr Loveless.
  • Taking You with Me: The end has Arliss Loveless in a position where he could very well survive along with Jim West, but also has the option of pulling this on him, leaving him feeling genuinely conflicted about the issue. West makes the choice for him (Loveless calling him a coward and a racial slur helps him decide), pulling the lever and sending both down into a very deep chasm. Only West has the option of grabbing a chain.
  • Tap on the Head: Jim West to General "Bloodbath" McGrath with a punch. Played more realistically than usual since McGrath was only down for a few seconds.
  • Tempting Fate: When the Spider Tank is first revealed, Gordon confidently boasts that it will never be able to maneuver past the rock formations outside Spider Canyon. Cue the explosives easily knocking down said obstructions, along with a silent glare from West.
  • That Makes Me Feel Angry:
    Dr. Loveless: I am a visionary! I am a genius! And now, I am angry!
  • Theme Tune Cameo: Elmer Bernstein's score quotes Richard Markowitz's theme for the original show at one point (in the scene where West rides away from the train), but it's not mentioned in the end credits. Ironically, this is one of the few aspects of the film that is true to the TV series, as Markowitz was never credited with writing the theme there either (long story).note 
  • Theme Tune Rap: Sung by Will Smith. And Sisqo!
  • The Teaser: The film opens with Professor Morton being pursued and eventually killed by Loveless' saw blade.
  • This Is as Far as I Go: The Wanderer's engineer and U.S. Marshal Coleman decides not to participate in the Final Battle with Loveless, but gives them explosives as farewell gifts.
  • This Is Gonna Suck: After Jim West activates one of Loveless' death traps.
    Gordon: [deadpan] And now we have to run.
  • Thong of Shielding: Miss East
  • Trailers Always Spoil: The nature of Loveless' ultimate weapon is kept a secret through most of the movie, but anyone who's seen the trailers knows it's a giant steam-powered Spider Tank.
  • Traintop Battle: Between James West and Loveless' Native American henchman.
  • Trap Door: On the command deck of Loveless' giant spider.
  • Trashcan Bonfire: The former Confederate soldiers have some at their meeting place at Malheureux Point.
  • They Fight Crime!: He's a Trigger Happy black U.S. Army captain who was raised by Native Americans! He's a US Marshal who's a Master of Disguise and a Gadgeteer Genius! They Fight Crime!
  • Thousand-Yard Stare: When West arrives at the campsite where Loveless killed General McGrath's men, all he can do is stare in silence at the dead bodies.
  • Trigger Happy: Jim West. Actually lampshaded by the President: "And you, West. Not every situation calls for your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more, and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two."
  • Two-Person Pool Party: Jim and a buxom lady in a water tower.
  • Underside Ride: Jim West does this, using a cart designed to let him move between the Wanderer and Loveless' train. Unfortunately, the rope connecting him breaks.
  • Universal Driver's License: Artemus Gordon has a Universal Pilot's License. Justified, since everything we see him driving was INVENTED by him. The only exception is the Spider Tank, which he did not invent and is seen having severe trouble with the first time he tries to steer it.
  • U.S. Marshal: Artemus Gordon. Also Coleman, the engineer of the Wanderer.
  • Villain Opening Scene: It starts with General MacGrath and the death of a scientist.
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: Gordon and West become this.
  • Volleying Insults: West and Loveless do this at every opportunity; Loveless with a racist tone and West ridiculing Loveless' lack of legs and newfound shortness.
  • Wardrobe Malfunction: The bottom falls out of Salma Hayek's pajamas.
  • Water Tower Down: How Jim West meets some former Confederate soldiers.
  • We Can Rule Together: After Jim and Gordon attack Loveless' spider tank with a flying machine, they're captured. Loveless then compliments them on their ingenuity, and offers them to come work for him. West tells him to shove it.
  • Weird West: Of the "Steam Punk super-tech" variety.
  • What a Drag: Gordon, holding his high-powered magnet collar, is pulled toward a railroad track and dragged through the desert sands on the way. They soon realize that the tracks lead to Dr. Loveless's laboratory.
  • With Due Respect: When President Grant tells West and Gordon that they're going to be working together, they both start to protest while using the phrase "With all due respect". Grant tells them that they will do whatever their Commander-in-Chief orders them to do, and they both back down.
  • World of Pun:
    • Particularly the scenes where James West (black) and Arliss Loveless (has no legs) throw double entendre insults on each other's conditions.
      Arliss: How nice of you to join us tonight and add color to these monochromatic proceedings.
      James: Well, when a man comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to stand up and be counted.
      Arliss: Miss East tells me you're looking to see General McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a coon's age.
      James: Well, I can see how it'd be hard for a man of your stature to keep track of even half the people he knows.
      Arliss: Well, perhaps the lovely Miss East can keep you from being a slave to your disappointment.
      James: You know beautiful women: they encourage you one minute and cut the legs out from under you the next.
    • A Call-Back occurs when they're stuck dangling over a canyon at the end.
      Loveless: Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! How did we arrive in this dark situation?
      West: I have no idea, Dr. Loveless; I'm just as stumped as you are.
  • Would Hurt a Child: Loveless was willing to murder children when he was at New Liberty.
  • You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: Loveless kills off a large number of his men, including General McGrath, because he was at Appomattox when General Lee surrendered to the Union army.

Gordon: Jim.
West: What now, Artie?
Gordon: Mind if I ask you a question?
West: [beat] Actually, I do, Artie.
[both drive off into the sunset in a Spider Tank]

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